the barkeeper asked us why we carried our weapons into the bar. I said mimics the barkeeper laughed, we laughed, the chair laughed, we killed the chair it was a good time.
@@admiralthrawnbar4899 exactly what I was gonna say :D I have an image somewhere on my backup harddrive of a mimic and that quote that I've held onto for ages :D
I hope you’ve seen the video that they did about how players will derail campaigns because Johnny goes into detail about how worried he was during this session
'Well played Dob,' Johnny says, before a cold and foreboding shiver of dread runs down their spine. "Don't encourage him!" Corazon's warning comes too late. Before Johnny knows it, the guild is drunk, Corazon is a drowning chair, Merilwen is sailing away to start a new life, the whole town is awake , a crew is dead, a warehouse is on fire and Prudence is surprisingly less chaotic than usual.
“Human palace guards just trying to do their job? Murder the hell out of them. Zombie pirates who can reconstitute from any injury? Let’s trap them in a shed and run. Mindless murderous mimic chairs? Time to negotiate.” -Dob’s train of logic
"dob will remember that" Now I want the telltale 'X will remember that' to show up in the corner every now and again *Prudence kills someone* *(!) Cthulhu is pleased*
Right my DM from my first D&D campaign allowed me to roll when I wanted to mess with a computer, it was a 1 epic fail we all died instantly (plus all the people on the planet) and the villian was able to escape and do whatever he wanted till the end of time. The DM was a bit pissed to say the least, it was still around the beginning of the campaign.
Dob - Finances Egbert - Advertising and Demolitions Prudence - H.R. Corazon - "Procurement" Merilwen - Knocking things off of the tops of shelves I think it's the only time in DnD history that the party starting a business is a _good_ idea!
Merilwen would totally think appropriate flirting talk would be questions like "what's your favourite non-deciduous tree?" and "would you rather be stung by Dendrocnide moroides (the suicide plant, people have shot themselves after touching it) or Hogweed (basically makes you allergic to sunlight and can blind you).
Obviously, Prudence is far better at marketing than Corazon. If you want to sacrifice your customers to Cthulhu, you cant lead off with a name like that. You would never have customers!
Critical Role: Serious journey with serious characters that very often do stupid hilarious stuff. Oxventures: Team of 5 silly people, stumbling around the world, wrecking havoc, and somehow avoiding all the boss battles. All brought to you by the same TTRPG.
Prudence should introduce herself as “I’m Prudence, the tiefling warlock who has set Egbert back several atonement points” Also tell him that the unarmed attack is just attackers strength mod
There are 3 types of dnd party’s: Critical role- professional follows the rules to the letter has a vast world with intricate story The adventure zone: family dnd that doesn’t follow the rules fully its all about having fun and starts as a disaster but as time progresses gets deeper and deeper Then theirs oxventures: a fuckig disaster and nothing goes properly and how the resolution is reached no one knows
Are most DnD campaigns done in basically completely vocal like this? Or does Johnny have a small position board where he's moving character pieces that represent the Crew?
23:42: Narrator: It was at that point that Johnny the Dungeonmaster realized that this adventure, once again, would not go as he certainly meticulously planned in hours upon hours of work.
We need an after party Q&A where Johnny can elaborate on where and how the train left the rails :) Also, I was waiting for Dob getting an evil alive chest with hundreds of tiny feet as a “pet”…
Yes to both! And when the hundred-legged chest opens, a "Wizzard" pops his head out to see what all the ruckus is, and decides he's better off staying in Ankh-Morpork where it's saner!
After learning about the house-houses, I can't stop hearing warehouse as were-house and imagine people turning into houses on a full moon then naturally worried if Corazon was actually some kind of were-chair. I am now terrified of all furniture.
Oh yeah! That'd be....the chicken-man's wife, the harbormaster, those guys they stole a table from, the one surviving goblin in Wild Wild Woods, at least half the guards in Quiet Riot, Katie Pearlhead, whoever met them at the party in Heist Society, and the entire town that they helped "rebuild"
@@HazeEmry in their second adventure, they were in need of a table to eavesdrop onto Corazon's crew from. They got one by terrifying some fishermen into vacating their table (and kidneys, and bowels). That's the table theft I'm referring to. Edit - to be more specific, it went like this: Fisherman: "Oh, we're good for drinks, thanks." Prudence: 👹*"LEAVE THIS PLACE, WE WANT THIS TABLE."*
I think if Egbert had a wisdom score not normally reserved for a woodland critter, he might be a bit worried about becoming a fallen paladin. The only thing that saves him, repeatedly, is that he can't form intent to violate his oaths.
In my headcanon the only reason his god hasn't taken away his powers yet is because they are watching from the higher planes out of morbid curiosity over what he's going to do next, and maybe one day it'll go so far that his church can call a crusade to go stop him.
@@misterthegeoff9767 that sounds great! But also a headcanon can be that there is some form of prophecy that Egbert will save the land completely by accident. So the God is just watching, extremely worried about whether it's true 😂😂😂
@@U_C_G the simple answer is that when DMs can create their own monsters, theyre basically always made to mess with players. That's how you get treasure chest mimics.
It's honestly a testament to his prowess at DMing that he managed to get some sort of conclusion together from this. He said in the Q&A afterwards that this was the most violent derailment he's ever dealt with, haha!
@@mattball8622 I'm just waiting for the day when Johnny says screw it and instead of adjusting the story to fit them, he just outright tells them that they messed up and now the entire city is burning and the populace are out for their blood.
HOW NOT TO BREAK: 1. Go on fifteen minute break 2. Complete break 3. See the notification for the new Oxventure upload you've been waiting for for three weeks
I am incensed, INCENSED I TELL YOU, that Jonny wasn’t an option on the video poll. The DM is always the MVP! Love Oxventure of course:) Edit for spelling
This reminds me of the DnD Joke: The bartender asked us "why we bring weapons into the tavern." "Because of Mimics" we replied The bartender laughed We laughed The Table (or in this case chair) laughed We killed the Table (or in this case chair). It was a good time
*Eats lunch while watching RUclips* *Notification for a new Oxventure pops up* *Chokes on ramen while trying to click on the notification as fast as possible*
I was in the audience. Before the show started, these people cosplaying Gandalf the grey and Aragorn walked past in the distance and someone in the queue for d+d said "there's a commentator called Bilbo Baggins , I wonder if that's him?" I've been noticed, I thought. Then the conversation started, just to pass the time. 5 minutes later and I'm part of a group of around 8 random strangers all talking to each other. Well done oxbox for making that happen. Bring on the next campaign.
The thing I love about this episode is that it's only an hour and 23 minutes, yet they somehow manage to derail for a full hour and still manage to complete the quest within the remaining 23 minutes. 🤣
The barkeeper asked why we carried weapons on us in the pub. I said, "Mimics." The barkeeper laughed, the party laughed, the table laughed, we killed the table. It was a good time.
I love how with each and every show they get more and more in character with their costumes. Like one day I won’t be surprised when an actual 6 foot dragon-man walks on stage. 😂
Prudence: "Dob I know you don't like killing guards" Dob 2 minutes later: "I'll throw the guards into the water, they'll wake up" Me: At that hight, it's like throwing them onto concrete, there's a reason Johnny didn't say they woke up
1:09:12 - weird that when Johnny said "Corazon, its 3 in the morning and there's a door in front of you", I looked over at my clock and it was actually 2:59 a.m. - damn that's good time keeping Johnny!
I love that drunk Corazon has about the amount of sense as sober Dob.
And still more than sober Egbert.
the barkeeper asked us why we carried our weapons into the bar. I said mimics the barkeeper laughed, we laughed, the chair laughed, we killed the chair it was a good time.
Old but gold
The basis of this oxventure Basically
@@HazeEmry nah, that's only if they cooked and ate the chair
@@admiralthrawnbar4899 exactly what I was gonna say :D I have an image somewhere on my backup harddrive of a mimic and that quote that I've held onto for ages :D
@@snubabubba2745 i mean in some dnd worlds mimic organs are a delicacy
"My name is Chairizon d'Ikea and I object to this treatment", while being thrown overboard
This comment gets even better when you get to the whole IKEA rebrand bit later on 😂
Newest SCP..?
Ha you get inspiration
pure comedy gold
Andy: I turn into a chair
Johnny: Welp, I can already tell that my prepared notes are going to be useless today.
Johnny: Improvise time.
''Keep Calm And Chair!''
Johnny: grabs a lighter and burns notes “okay”
@@notoriousbmc1 that would make an awesome t-shirt that only people who see this would know
I hope you’ve seen the video that they did about how players will derail campaigns because Johnny goes into detail about how worried he was during this session
'Well played Dob,' Johnny says, before a cold and foreboding shiver of dread runs down their spine.
"Don't encourage him!" Corazon's warning comes too late. Before Johnny knows it, the guild is drunk, Corazon is a drowning chair, Merilwen is sailing away to start a new life, the whole town is awake , a crew is dead, a warehouse is on fire and Prudence is surprisingly less chaotic than usual.
Yeah Prudence wasn’t chaotic at all… was she feeling alright this session???
To be fair they all survived... VICTORY!!
Johnny: I've crafted a well thought out story with intricate plot points and developed characters.
Dob tuning his lute: We'll see about that...
Josh Ralph Dob loading his lute: shame.
Johnny: I made an adventure you can't ruin
Corazon: Hold my rum
@@jocosesonata "plot" actually means cone (like a traffic cone) in French. with that information in mind, _bon appetit_
Johnny does a fantastic job as ‘everyone else in the world’
Still waiting on his backstory to come to fruition though, I mean besides him being awesome as is...
"Oh my god! ... I mean ... I mean... Chair!"
Has me in absolute tears!
Literally everything Corazon did in this episode was gold
OH NO! DOB IS GONNA GIVE HIM AWAY
I absolutely lost it at that point too XD
@@beholdnonsense5100 Corazon's going to need more gold after Dob... keeps...doing..that
Most definitely my new favorite Oxventure moment.
“Human palace guards just trying to do their job? Murder the hell out of them. Zombie pirates who can reconstitute from any injury? Let’s trap them in a shed and run. Mindless murderous mimic chairs? Time to negotiate.”
-Dob’s train of logic
Seems 100% moral and legit...Why you questioning it?
This is where we’re reminded that Dob grew up in the wild and without parents.
They didn't murder any guards in Plunder Siege, they did however truly annihilate some brigands that kept harassing them
bezerkoid I was referring to the ones guarding the palace containing the Owl Bear.
@@georgesears934 ah right. To be fair they had killed a few town residents and should have just been upfront about the Owlbear...
"I'm ready to spring into action and hide at a moments notice" ... you can say what you want but Andy has mastered playing a rogue
So, just to recap : half of Port Fairwind's merchants have closed and Egbert invented Ikea.
Just a normal day in the Oxventure crew.
Corazón is the ancestor to Edvard (maybe Egbert, we dont know) for a reason.
Egbert and Prudence’s team name could be “Fire and Brimstone”!
More like team Hellfire :P
Add Corazon and it's "Fire, Brimstone, and Rum", which doesn't actually sound that bad
It if you add Dobb it could be, “The good, The bad and The Dobb”
It if you add Dobb it could be, “The good, The bad and The Dobb”
It if you add Dobb it could be, “The good, The bad and The Dobb”
"dob will remember that"
Now I want the telltale 'X will remember that' to show up in the corner every now and again
*Prudence kills someone*
*(!) Cthulhu is pleased*
Ha ha!...
...
...
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...No, seriously, someone edit this video to have those visual cues!
[Cthulu liked that]
*Johny was derailed by that*
*The player characters will forget that*
This could be the greatest innovation in D&D since dragons were invented.
One of my favourite moments!
I kinda love how Johnny holds their hands throughout their adventures, and that despite the handholding, they still almost die.
That's the beauty of being a benevolent DM
Right my DM from my first D&D campaign allowed me to roll when I wanted to mess with a computer, it was a 1 epic fail we all died instantly (plus all the people on the planet) and the villian was able to escape and do whatever he wanted till the end of time. The DM was a bit pissed to say the least, it was still around the beginning of the campaign.
Shadow Tech holy shit dude
@@shadowtech9158 If that much happened from a single nat 1, then the DM had already planned to scrap that campaign
@@shadowtech9158 The DM was pissed that he chose to kill everyone bc you rolled a 1? Sounds like he has no reason to be pissed off he chose that 😂
Corazon: why have one wooden leg when you could have FOUR?
Kirsten O'D-W this comment is so underrated
Don’t chairs usually have five legs though?
A Dog
u wot m8?😅
Corazon, drunk: "I'm a chairman! Whaddaya think of me now, dad?"
Lord Milquetoast: "Well, it's about time you started taking things seriously, Percy."
Corazon: "No, I mean I'm LITERALLY a chair."
+1 inspiration for you XD
@@cherrydragon3120 Why thank you! : D
I wanted them to name the pub "The Spicy Rat"
Inspiration!
"I immediately hide" - Corazon de Ballena, pretty much any year you can think of
Yup, that's Corazon de Ballena, formerly Corazon de Leon.
@@anthonyconner9180 COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO CORAZON DE LEON
Corazon: "Where is the money?"
Dob: "Port Fairwind's bay"
Corazon: "What's it doing there?"
Dob: "Recirculating."
It took 23 minutes for Johnny to bury his face in his hand in despair. He really has the patience of a saint.
Dob - Finances
Egbert - Advertising and Demolitions
Prudence - H.R.
Corazon - "Procurement"
Merilwen - Knocking things off of the tops of shelves
I think it's the only time in DnD history that the party starting a business is a _good_ idea!
I love that you put advertising and demolitions together
@@captainzac24 It's one department ;P
Sounds like a crime family.
Do you really think Dob being in charge of finances is a good idea
Someone needs to make sure Prudence knows that Human Resources does not mean using humans as resources. No blood or entrails.
Corazon went from Jack Sparrow to Edward Kenway. I dig it.
I know right??
Next stop: Haytham
der schwartzadder Have you seen how many lists he puts Monkey Island games on?
Edit: forgot the ?
Corazon: **squishes Dob and ominously speaks into his ear** We're gonna have a talk later...
Dob: Think I'm getting a ~promotion~!
Corazon: **sighs**
the question is, was this Corizon talking to Dob or Andy talking to Luke? Wont lie, in this position. id have been both.
We need some fanart of a tiny wood elf Merilwen talking to a giant lumberjack about her favourite kind of tree
Merilwen would totally think appropriate flirting talk would be questions like "what's your favourite non-deciduous tree?" and "would you rather be stung by Dendrocnide moroides (the suicide plant, people have shot themselves after touching it) or Hogweed (basically makes you allergic to sunlight and can blind you).
@@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human I see you are a man of culture (i.e. because science) as well
Miles Mitrijevas Yeah, but not much of a conversation. Everyone knows cedar is the best kind of tree after all
And in the background there's a chair dressed like a man dressed like a pirate
i feel like this is ispired about a critacal role skit
Shopkeeper:"What do you want?"
Everyone:"CHAIRS!"
The green and purple sofa's crying
Both of them:"How could you?"
UPUP DOWNDOWN sofas:are we a joke to you??
This demands fanart
Yeah strictly
Not to spoil it for you but the green and purple sofa is one and the same, it even turns blue when Eurogamer use it
@@sparty1744 it's the KLIPPAN sofa from IKEA, you can get various covers for it, I own two in grey
Johnny needs a character banner that's just a huge crowd of people
or just "everyone else in the world"
A picture of the world with the name Everyone
With a big god head above the crowd doing a face palm =)
Or just the earth
Loula so basically eurogamer sign with everyone else written on it
Corazon: Cthulhu's Pride
Prudence: The Silvery Trout
Me: Something seems a little off there.
Obviously, Prudence is far better at marketing than Corazon.
If you want to sacrifice your customers to Cthulhu, you cant lead off with a name like that. You would never have customers!
@@Acide950 well, Dob..?
@@alexanderzhmurov9624 ?
The Inn's Mouth would have been my suggestion
@@jefferycrouse5654 old thread, but if there's an awning over the door, that would cast a shadow over the inn's mouth
"For God's sake...Chairs!!!" For god's sake I can't take it anymore... I literally can't see through the tears my laughter has wrought
I had to stop the video just so I could laugh and not loose the rest of the adventure
Merylwen: “I’m 15.”
Corrazon: “17.”
Dob: “I’m 6.”
Prudence: “Also 6.”
Egbert: “4.”
Was that initiative, or the characters respective emotional ages? 😄
Oh please, anyone who uses a shield-explosion jump to clear a wall can't possibly have a mental age of 4.
More like -17.
It is merilwen not merylwen
O G If we are being that particular, I also misspelled “Corazón,” and you, in turn, made a few grammatical errors.
Spark_E_Muntz
This is my head canon now. 😂
@@Sp4rkler3rickson Prudence has to much anger against the world to be 6 :p
(good one though ^^)
I would just like to point out that Merilwen was a cat for nearly this entire episode.
I would be too, if I played a druid tbh
It's implied that she was in elf-shape for the "montage" part, but yeah, lol
@@TaracinablueI think she specified that she was still a cat and painted the pub as the cat while Dob played his ukulele lol
Critical Role: Serious journey with serious characters that very often do stupid hilarious stuff.
Oxventures: Team of 5 silly people, stumbling around the world, wrecking havoc, and somehow avoiding all the boss battles.
All brought to you by the same TTRPG.
And both are now incredibly suspicious of chairs
I prefer the latter myself
And now look me in the eye, as I peek out of that kettle, and tell me Jester or Tary are serious characters.
@@polomat14 I hope you never change your profile picture just for the sake of this comment.
@@Cp2020_animations I use it since, IDK, 2009? :P
A burning Prudence interrogating someone sounds absolutely terrifying.
I think I fell in love in that moment.
Expertly derailed campaign 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Cannot wait for the revenage of the salesmen
Aaaahh the dreaded chair, Matt Mercer must be have leant them from his campaign
Johnny and Matt need to get tshirts that say something like "I've got 99 DnD problems and they're all chairs"
Will there ever be a campaign that they *don’t derail? (i hope not)
Poor Dunnekin. Vile Dunnekin
Prudence should introduce herself as “I’m Prudence, the tiefling warlock who has set Egbert back several atonement points”
Also tell him that the unarmed attack is just attackers strength mod
+
And Cthulhu is most pleased =)
She should just push him to being an evil paladin in the service of Cthulhu, it'd save everyone a lot of time :p
He's doing it to himself effectively enough
Tom Of the cool 1+Str for a standard unarmed strike (or if he had the tavern brawler or Dragonborn claws feat 1d4+Str)
There are 3 types of dnd party’s:
Critical role- professional follows the rules to the letter has a vast world with intricate story
The adventure zone: family dnd that doesn’t follow the rules fully its all about having fun and starts as a disaster but as time progresses gets deeper and deeper
Then theirs oxventures: a fuckig disaster and nothing goes properly and how the resolution is reached no one knows
The resolution is reached through Johnny's sheer fucking will
@@nicktaylor897 hahahaha
Are most DnD campaigns done in basically completely vocal like this? Or does Johnny have a small position board where he's moving character pieces that represent the Crew?
@@WinterPains it depends its up to whos playing and what recorses everyone has
@@crowsandcryptids That makes sense.
Oh my God!
Argh!
Oh! Urgh... I mean... Chair!
Brilliant, flipping Brilliant!
Chairs: the deadliest enemies... With doors a close second.
Lucas M was looking for this comment, lol
Lucas M horse can be a problem if your the Mighty Nein as well
I see you too are a man of culture.
23:42: Narrator: It was at that point that Johnny the Dungeonmaster realized that this adventure, once again, would not go as he certainly meticulously planned in hours upon hours of work.
fell like there should be a new shirt by Corazon - "Dont be a Dob, be a chair"
Do you guys ever have a debrief with Johnny where he tells you what was "supposed" to happen?
I want that
We need this
Yes, please, we need a "behind the scenes" extra content here!
would be great to see
i always just wanna see johnnys campaign notes
Last time I was this early, Egbert was still on track for absolution.
More like on a road crossing those tracks
"Look there just beyond the horizon, Absolution"
So before egbert joined
That ship as sailed and crashed on the shore
@@danielarosindo Bless him, he keeps trying though. 🐲
We need an after party Q&A where Johnny can elaborate on where and how the train left the rails :) Also, I was waiting for Dob getting an evil alive chest with hundreds of tiny feet as a “pet”…
Sapient pearwood......I like your style
Pretty sure the train left the rails as soon as they skimmed over the way in-voices work.
Yes to both! And when the hundred-legged chest opens, a "Wizzard" pops his head out to see what all the ruckus is, and decides he's better off staying in Ankh-Morpork where it's saner!
After learning about the house-houses, I can't stop hearing warehouse as were-house and imagine people turning into houses on a full moon then naturally worried if Corazon was actually some kind of were-chair. I am now terrified of all furniture.
Were-chairs? Where? Men that are chairs?
They hinted at that idea in the Xanth series.
LoL at Oxbox sneakily raiding the bar while oxtra is going through paperwork.
They are the newbies, they get to do all the hard work.
"You wanna romance the chair?!"
Knowing Luke he's more likely to adopt the chair creature :')
That was brilliant! Poor Johnny, they properly broke him, but he got it back on track like the true hero he is.
He is really good at being the whole world
Who needs to follow the carefully planned plot? NOT THE OXVENTURERS!
I think he's used to their shenanigans by now.
Thomas Godridge Yeah, the look on Johnny’s face throughout was really the look of a man resigned. :D
@@Storyman09 Its like Ive agreed to THREE more of these in TWO weeks WHY WORLD WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU?????????
He’s the real D&D MVP. The sacrifices he makes being around these people, for our sakes’. T_T
Prudence: I got disembowelled... I got better
We need that on a shirt XD
I'd just like to say it's been two weeks and I'm still not over Andy's updated Corazon costume
none of us are... it is fabulous
His hair certainly is fabulous!
@@cheetarah9199 I assume you're talking about the hair on that magnificent chest.
All of the hair! 😉
it is a great costume
I would ,love to see Johnny DM a group therapy session for NPCs who have been “innocent bystanders” for these Oxventure Adventures
Oh yeah! That'd be....the chicken-man's wife, the harbormaster, those guys they stole a table from, the one surviving goblin in Wild Wild Woods, at least half the guards in Quiet Riot, Katie Pearlhead, whoever met them at the party in Heist Society, and the entire town that they helped "rebuild"
@@brentage5000 wait who did they steal a table from? Which adventure was that?
@@HazeEmry in their second adventure, they were in need of a table to eavesdrop onto Corazon's crew from. They got one by terrifying some fishermen into vacating their table (and kidneys, and bowels). That's the table theft I'm referring to.
Edit - to be more specific, it went like this:
Fisherman: "Oh, we're good for drinks, thanks."
Prudence: 👹*"LEAVE THIS PLACE, WE WANT THIS TABLE."*
With Merilwen occupying that chair, does that make her Chairman Meow?
Chairwoman, maybe. Chairman, wait what
oh i see what you did there, Shadowhunters.
Oh hey good city of bones reference
It’s great that corazon is now an edgy early 2000s teen
I mean, he is the party rogue, it'd be wrong if he *wasn't* edgy
When wasn't he?
His back story is hes rebelling against his dad
Should I now say. He looks like an edgy teen
@@mcmillan20101 he IS
Ok 37 minutes in and it’s all corazon is a Human speed boat...... I’m loving it!
Can't believe nobody started humming the famed ballad of... Transformers
Lol
What do you want? Is it chairs or information about chairs?
*Y E S*
"Let's fight some chairs" I have been waiting for those words all my life.
Them's fightin' words!
I feel we need a d&d t-shirt with a "poor johnny" design
I think if Egbert had a wisdom score not normally reserved for a woodland critter, he might be a bit worried about becoming a fallen paladin. The only thing that saves him, repeatedly, is that he can't form intent to violate his oaths.
In my headcanon the only reason his god hasn't taken away his powers yet is because they are watching from the higher planes out of morbid curiosity over what he's going to do next, and maybe one day it'll go so far that his church can call a crusade to go stop him.
Does that whole Ikea thing count as positive or negative atonement?
@@dragon-kitty yes
Meanwhile, Prudence is like um so Egbert if you ever lose your paladin status, theirs always Cthulhu.
@@misterthegeoff9767 that sounds great! But also a headcanon can be that there is some form of prophecy that Egbert will save the land completely by accident. So the God is just watching, extremely worried about whether it's true 😂😂😂
Vox Machina's arch enemy: Doors
OxBox arch enemy: Chairs
For my campaign I'm absolutely making the final boss a futon
Alex Healy Unexpectables almost got killed by a Carpet in one arc.
@@damiwayne8289 what is it about this game and killer furniture?
@@damiwayne8289 Actually, I do remember once my party almost got TPK'd when a stone golem fell down some stairs onto us
Had some fun with unleashing doors on my gaming group. Also a windmill.
@@U_C_G the simple answer is that when DMs can create their own monsters, theyre basically always made to mess with players. That's how you get treasure chest mimics.
Andy: *comes out dressed as Corozon w/new wig*
Me: oh no he’s hot
To be fair he was always hot - it was just easier to ignore it before he became a pirate 😇
@@dragon-kitty Too true.
I like how Egbert picked up right where he left off in the last Oxventure...covered in urine
From what I learned from all my D&D people watching chairs and doors are always the villains
Poor Johnny, I wonder how it was supposed to go
It's honestly a testament to his prowess at DMing that he managed to get some sort of conclusion together from this. He said in the Q&A afterwards that this was the most violent derailment he's ever dealt with, haha!
@@mattball8622 I'm just waiting for the day when Johnny says screw it and instead of adjusting the story to fit them, he just outright tells them that they messed up and now the entire city is burning and the populace are out for their blood.
@@DiZtheJedi also, cuthulu is pissed at Egbert and shows up in power armor to fuck everyone up
@@DiZtheJedi two sessions later.....we get Stop! Hammer Time ending in juuuuuust this fashion
As someone who follows both OXventure and Critical Role, I'm starting to believe that the word 'chair' is just code for 'plot derailment'.
HOW NOT TO BREAK:
1. Go on fifteen minute break
2. Complete break
3. See the notification for the new Oxventure upload you've been waiting for for three weeks
We need an Oxventure shirt with Johnny in the background facepalming while the party strike a "heroic" pose.
Standing on a pile of wrecked furniture and a gnome skeleton.
"Let me take another look.... 20!"
"Oh thank god"
I have somehow never, as a fellow DM, related more to Johnny's turmoil.
DOB, now starring in "Romancing The Chair"
"You've got to be the worst adventuring party I've ever heard of!"
"But you have heard of me"
Johnny hands out inspiration like it's candy sometimes and for the most rediculous things...and i love it
Bless your hearts, im having a particularly bad day due to my break up and seeing this video surely cheers me up!
I get you I just got out of a toxic relationship myself just know it’s always darkest before the dawn and know there’s people who care about you
Sorry to hear that, best wishes Katsu.
That sucks dude/dudette. Let the ridiculoucsoness of the oxventurerers wash over you, and remember that it does get better.
Sorry, best wishes and I hope you feel better asap.
Hope things get better soon
"If you all could leave my shop and go on a montage ..."
Some excellent DM'ing right there!
I am incensed, INCENSED I TELL YOU, that Jonny wasn’t an option on the video poll. The DM is always the MVP!
Love Oxventure of course:)
Edit for spelling
*Corazon:* "What's with the breathing chairs?"
*Barkeep:* "You what?"
*Corazon:* "WHY ARE THE CHAIRS BREATHING?"
Andy is my favourite Oxventurer.
This reminds me of the DnD Joke: The bartender asked us "why we bring weapons into the tavern."
"Because of Mimics" we replied
The bartender laughed
We laughed
The Table (or in this case chair) laughed
We killed the Table (or in this case chair). It was a good time
Corazon: We need to fall in love with the bar owner
Dob: I'm on it
That's a true bard in action right there
*Eats lunch while watching RUclips*
*Notification for a new Oxventure pops up*
*Chokes on ramen while trying to click on the notification as fast as possible*
Never has the involuntary "Show less" YT censorship felt more appropriate.
Lol
same
Did you do a saving roll?
I was drinking coffee and trying to wake myself up when I saw the notification. I snorted warm coffee out of my nose in excitement.
Can we get a "Team Working on It" Shirt please?? lol :D
I was in the audience. Before the show started, these people cosplaying Gandalf the grey and Aragorn walked past in the distance and someone in the queue for d+d said "there's a commentator called Bilbo Baggins , I wonder if that's him?" I've been noticed, I thought. Then the conversation started, just to pass the time. 5 minutes later and I'm part of a group of around 8 random strangers all talking to each other. Well done oxbox for making that happen. Bring on the next campaign.
dob pulled a dob before the adventure even started. Amazing.
It cannot be derailed if there never were any rails,
Much fun, would watch again.
Man I’m loving Andy’s hair. His look is kinda reminding me of Chris Hemsworth’s Huntsmen Eric from Snow White and the Huntsman.
You totally nailed it, I was thinking who does Andy look like now, then I read your comment, of course Chris Hemsworth.
I saw snake pliskin and I think that's more accurate
Andy dressed up as Snake for Halloween once and it was excellent
I was kinda thinking John Travolta as Vincent Vega in Pulp Fiction.
Andy: Oh my god
*johnny gasps*
Andy: wait wha- I mean CHAIR
"I'm literally still on fire. I grab him by the throat." "Oh, god!" 🤣
Merrilwyn: "can anyone here... Read?"
Jared, who's 19: *breathe in* "WHADDUP, IM-"
So Corazon went from being a pirate to being a cors-chair???
I wasn’t ready
Cease
Inspiration.
That salesman is gonna show up months from now looking for revenge, and our heroes probably won't even remember he exists.
The thing I love about this episode is that it's only an hour and 23 minutes, yet they somehow manage to derail for a full hour and still manage to complete the quest within the remaining 23 minutes. 🤣
The barkeeper asked why we carried weapons on us in the pub.
I said, "Mimics."
The barkeeper laughed, the party laughed, the table laughed, we killed the table.
It was a good time.
Me: I'm going to study tonight
Outside Xbox/xtra: New D&D video
Me: Well who cares about my study and future, lets watch this
Jonny and Aoife yesterday with dark souls 3, oxbox crew with dungeons and dragons today. It's quickly becoming a good week.
God dammit, I got distracted from starting the ds3 video by this! Thx for the reminder.
The Oxventurers went off script and really put Johnny in the hot seat. 😉
BEST PUN EVER!!!!!
To be fair, when haven’t they gone off script? Wait there’s a script?
Love how stress Johnny got by them derailing him! 😂😂😂
Who needs Avengers: Endgame or Game of Thrones when we got this :D:DD:D
To be fair Endgame does have a pretty sick Fortnite cameo so...
I love how with each and every show they get more and more in character with their costumes. Like one day I won’t be surprised when an actual 6 foot dragon-man walks on stage. 😂
Jane and Luke tattoo their skin
omg!..Andy looks amazing with that long hair! :-O ....The others look great, too.
"A Fishmas Carol" felt like the end of 'season 1' of D&D Oxventures, and this is a great start to 'season 2,' IMO!
Prudence: "Dob I know you don't like killing guards"
Dob 2 minutes later: "I'll throw the guards into the water, they'll wake up"
Me: At that hight, it's like throwing them onto concrete, there's a reason Johnny didn't say they woke up
Great Scott, man! You do NOT knock over a man's teas set! That's how WARS start!
As usual...can't help but feel sorry for Johnny. XD
1:09:12 - weird that when Johnny said "Corazon, its 3 in the morning and there's a door in front of you", I looked over at my clock and it was actually 2:59 a.m. - damn that's good time keeping Johnny!
Saw the Chairilwen joke referenced on twitter, having no idea what it meant, now I get it!
😂😂😂
Nice one Dob.
"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room" is a great life motto that went unappreciated