Exactly, it's so ironic that Quagmire called out Brian on his ONE son he doesn't see when Quagmire has way more children, and he even tried to sleep with one of them before he knew she was his kid. The irony
Thats what SHOULD have happened! Im tired of Family Guy only focusing of making Brian seems like the only terrible person in the show or that they make him & any other character for that matter, Peter, Lois, Bonnie etc terrible characters, since there are more terrible characters! EVEN Quagmire!
The problem isn't that what Quagmire said was wrong, but he's literally no better, in fact he's debatably worse in many aspects. Maybe if they had a more moral character in the show do this speech that it would make more sense, but getting one of the most evil characters in the entire series to do it just makes him a giant hypocrite.
@@shanefraley827 They have a fanfiction where Lois, Peter, Joe, and Cleveland abduct Quagmire and confront him about how he treats Brian, and the guy ends up apologizing to Brian. I'm not saying I like the fact this never happened in the show, but I'm not saying I don't like it either.
Seriously family really needs to make an episode where brian steands up to glenn and calls him out for his hypocritical accusations and reasons for hating on brian
As bad as Brian has become over the years, I’ll take him over Quagmire because Quagmire is so much worse. He also hits on Lois. Worse, he tried to go for Meg and had an affair with Cleveland’s wife. He’s also deadbeat Dad, but Brian changed his son’s life for the better for the short time he was in it. Meanwhile Quagmire actively ignores the hundreds, if not thousands, of kids he has unless he almost sleeps with them. He’s a rapist, a sex offender and a creep. Brian may be a pretentious douchebag, but at least he’s not a disgusting creep. So glad you called Quagmire out on his BS.
@@joshuahughes3377Quagmire knows he’s a hypocrite. The point of Quagmire’s rant is that Brian does all that he does whilst still being deluded enough to act superior to everyone. Quagmire at least knows he’s a dirtbag.
@@Faren_ That doesn't necessarily mean that he should keep doing what he's doing, It just makes the situation slightly more understandable at least. Neither of them should keep doing these types of things, But just bc one of them is aware of their crimes or deeds, it doesn't that they get a free pass or makes the gap astronomically wide in Quagmire's favor.
I also thought there were 2-3 things wrong. First off, Brian might be a bad dad but at least he’s there for his son. And didn't Quagmire leave his children in “Tales Of A Third Grade Nothing”? Second, proving this, besides what Brian did in S6E10, Quagmire has raped several (young) women. 3. Isn't there something wrong with the “bore” part?
Not only is quagmire a rapist, but he literally has hit on Meg multiple times same as Lois sexually assaulted many women a number of times over has children that he has met and has not claimed as seen in the episode “a tale of a third grade nothing” and many more literally admitted to Peter more than one time that he love Lois and has sexually harassed her. Not to mention when we finally got to meet his mom he tried to blame her for how he turned out in life instead of taking responsibility for his own life. I’m not defending Brian, but he has no room to talk here.
@@staticboyj.r. and I remember what Quagmire said once in seasons 4-6: Quagmire, while kind and helpful, took the meaning “tear up my carpet” literally when Lois told him about her carpet. Well, this is what u got here, two characters voice by Seth MacFarlene that are both hypocrites. Also, Brian said he would never lie to Stewie ever again in one episode and whatever comes after that (or S21E4), he and Chris lie about how Stewie’s treehouse looks. Between these two, it is ironic
@@PurpleGuy661 I just love how everybody loves to shit on Brian because of the fact that he doesn’t own up to any of his mistakes, but then praise quagmire because of the fact that he is “at least honest about it” being a bad person, but he’s not doing anything to change what he’s doing while yes Brian is a bad character with many many flaws from how he originally was in the original first three seasons quagmire has no legroom to judge anybody on how bad of a person they are you can’t pull somebody back down, but then you do the exact same thing he’s being a hypocrite most of the things that were mentioned or even half the things quagmire has done is an entire list from the entirety of the show that you could pull from that will show you anything that he has done is nowhere near as bad as what Brian has done
Quagmire is also bad, but Brian is just as bad, but at least Quagmire didn't try to SA his best friends wife that I know of. Sure, Quagmire admitted he loves Lois, but at least he tried to keep it hidden and didn't make advances out of that love because he genuinely cares for Peter and just wants to see his friend happy, you can't say the same about Brian
Short Answer: Quagmire is the last person to be criticizing Brian Long Answer: Brian is calling out Quagmire for his hypocrisy, Quagmire is just as bad if not worse than Brian. 1. Quagmire has admitted he has feelings for Lois, no shame in that, but also slept with the wives of friends Cleveland Joe and he sleeps with other men’s wives as well. 2. Quagmire dates women just so he sleep with them, being honest about it makes arguably worse because he unwilling to change 3. Quagmire has spied on Lois in the bathroom, recorded Meg, he once found a tied cheerleader take a guess where that led, he married and had a hybrid offspring with a giraffe, he once paid a mental institute to let him sleep with a patient, he slept with a 17 year old, and he once tried to sleep with Meg when she turned 18. 4. Quagmire has fathered a dozen children including a hybrid, yet he has never once been a part of their lives, he gave his infant daughter up for adoption, he nearly slept with one of his daughters.
Good video, maybe that's how it should have ended, I mean, Brian, yes, he's an idiot and everything you want, but Quagmire has proven to be just as bad or even worse, I think.
Brian never worked at the soup kitchen. Model of a car does correlate with someone’s beliefs. Quagmire ain’t a creep and every thing about this video is wrong. Also wtf was Quagmire supposed to do? He literally admitted he dated women for their bodies
Yeah I have..?? I worked in the soup kitchen off-camera because my actions were actually genuine and not to be weaponized for some petty argument - I guarantee you that Quagmire was virtue-signalling to take away the attention from all the horrible things he had done in the past. I only brought it up to debunk all the false accusations that was being said about me. I also still fail to understand how having a specific model of a car reflects the person using it, if that was the case then anyone who drives a Ford Model A must be an old man who only cares about golfing and bird watching which I simply find ridiculous - Peter drove one a couple years back, wearing a comically-large top hat and a handlebar mustache at that, and he drove it into the lake by accident but that DOESN'T say anything about him as a person. With that being said, there's a lot of things that Quagmire could've done! For one, maybe not openly brag about objectifying people and work on those issues instead? He seems to boast about it like wearing a badge and then he has the audacity to wonder why no one wants to interact with him. There's a lot more that can be said about him however I don't want to drag this on for too long but now you know the truth
Most of this is a parody. But also there was one thing that was 100 percent right about this video. Quagmires thinking all the stuff he does to women is justifiably just because he’s honest about it is so stupid. If anything it makes him worse for not trying to change. Keep in mind also he hits on Lois all the time to. In short Brian and quagmires are both awful people.
you owned him brian
He didn’t
@@firestriker3580 ratio
Surprised you didn’t mention how Quagmire blamed his mother for why he’s the way that he is
Oh yeah definitely.
False
That came from a later episode@@firestriker3580
@@firestriker3580
"fAlSe!!!111!!!1111!!"
lesson learned: theyre both terrible
exactly
At the very least, season 1 Brian didn't see a tied up highschool girl in a bathroom and said 'Aaaaalright'
least he diddnt false sell a house. cope more brian fanboy
Quagmire didn’t either. He said jackpot
@@benjizucker6091 fact check. no he diddnt
@@cooleyYT are you saying you did or I should?
@@benjizucker6091 whatever suits your fancy. guess that
Exactly, it's so ironic that Quagmire called out Brian on his ONE son he doesn't see when Quagmire has way more children, and he even tried to sleep with one of them before he knew she was his kid. The irony
@@Anj_bruh Plus don't forget Brian also helped change his sons ways.
They're both bad in different ways and Quagmire is just so mixed up that he doesn't even know he's a hypocrite.
I like Quagmire's rant, but I couldn't not remember that he has a "chick tied up in the basement". Kinda makes it weird that he's so judgemental.
Nope
@@firestriker3580
"n0pe!!!"
thats a cope. at least he isnt a racist like bria-oh wait. yea. keep telling yourself lies. your delusional friend
@@firestriker3580Yes
Thats what SHOULD have happened! Im tired of Family Guy only focusing of making Brian seems like the only terrible person in the show or that they make him & any other character for that matter, Peter, Lois, Bonnie etc terrible characters, since there are more terrible characters! EVEN Quagmire!
I think quagmires a hypocrite because three of his reasons for hating Brian are stuff that quagmire has no guilt about doing.
This is how the real episode should've been
He slept cleveland wife😂
That would’ve been interesting. Quagmire was still right to be angry at Brian for tricking him like that.
No it shouldn’t
@@AnthonyLeachman-sc6esnope
Meh
0:16 This is how I imagine Scrappy-Doo calling out to Velma and the gang for fifty-five years.
bad video. cope
@@cooleyYT I don't get it.
@@seancarroll136 ofc ya dont
Quagmire: You constantly hit on your best friend's wife!
Me: BTC you've been flirting with Lois ever since frickin Season 1
Not to mention he tried to fuck Meg as soon as she became 18 and when Peter begged him not to. He led her to his car and drove off.
It’s supposed to be a running joke dude
@@firestriker3580 Don't you think I already know that dude I'm just saying true facts
@@firestriker3580oh so quags gets a pass but Brian doesn't?
Double standards much?
@@1slayer959but peter doesnt feed Quagmire?
The problem isn't that what Quagmire said was wrong, but he's literally no better, in fact he's debatably worse in many aspects. Maybe if they had a more moral character in the show do this speech that it would make more sense, but getting one of the most evil characters in the entire series to do it just makes him a giant hypocrite.
Quagmire is the definition of a hypocrite
Brian should've done this in the original episode.
It wouldn't be enough room to fill in a 22-minute episode.
@@shanefraley827
They have a fanfiction where Lois, Peter, Joe, and Cleveland abduct Quagmire and confront him about how he treats Brian, and the guy ends up apologizing to Brian. I'm not saying I like the fact this never happened in the show, but I'm not saying I don't like it either.
@@evancredeur7498 Really? Can you give the link?
@@shanefraley827
No. I can give you the title, though. It's called That's Enough.
@@shanefraley827
I can't remember, but I think Bonnie's in there, too.
Great callout. Probably should have included captions because your accent at times was hard to understand. I got most of it though
Sure I'll consider it, thanks!
It isn’t a great callout
@@firestriker3580no it is. The quagmire rant is horribly one sided
@@firestriker3580 it really is
@@novelbrian still bad audio
Seriously family really needs to make an episode where brian steands up to glenn and calls him out for his hypocritical accusations and reasons for hating on brian
As bad as Brian has become over the years, I’ll take him over Quagmire because Quagmire is so much worse. He also hits on Lois. Worse, he tried to go for Meg and had an affair with Cleveland’s wife. He’s also deadbeat Dad, but Brian changed his son’s life for the better for the short time he was in it. Meanwhile Quagmire actively ignores the hundreds, if not thousands, of kids he has unless he almost sleeps with them. He’s a rapist, a sex offender and a creep. Brian may be a pretentious douchebag, but at least he’s not a disgusting creep. So glad you called Quagmire out on his BS.
Time traveller: *trips and falls*
The timeline:
*this*
This is the real Brian. A dog and man who truly have personality.
You may or not like Brian, I'm not arguing Quagmire can't hate Brian for all these reasons.
Maral of the story, they both suck
Nope. He isn’t a hypocrite
@@firestriker3580
So he hits on Teenage women and yet he ain't Hypocritical?
Uh huh, sure.
@@joshuahughes3377Quagmire knows he’s a hypocrite. The point of Quagmire’s rant is that Brian does all that he does whilst still being deluded enough to act superior to everyone. Quagmire at least knows he’s a dirtbag.
@@Faren_
Sure.
@@Faren_
That doesn't necessarily mean that he should keep doing what he's doing,
It just makes the situation slightly more understandable at least.
Neither of them should keep doing these types of things,
But just bc one of them is aware of their crimes or deeds, it doesn't that they get a free pass or makes the gap astronomically wide in Quagmire's favor.
0:43 Look at his face!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Added captions, also thank you all for the support! I've been working on a music video for my next upload and I think you'll like it.
A little fix from Brian would’ve been, ‘God, you’re perverted!’ Or, ‘God, you’re disgusting!’ That’s all.
I saw a comment that kind of started like that, but Brian added I’m a dog. What’s your excuse?
Dissing each other in person
I also thought there were 2-3 things wrong.
First off, Brian might be a bad dad but at least he’s there for his son. And didn't Quagmire leave his children in “Tales Of A Third Grade Nothing”?
Second, proving this, besides what Brian did in S6E10, Quagmire has raped several (young) women.
3. Isn't there something wrong with the “bore” part?
Not only is quagmire a rapist, but he literally has hit on Meg multiple times same as Lois sexually assaulted many women a number of times over has children that he has met and has not claimed as seen in the episode “a tale of a third grade nothing” and many more literally admitted to Peter more than one time that he love Lois and has sexually harassed her. Not to mention when we finally got to meet his mom he tried to blame her for how he turned out in life instead of taking responsibility for his own life. I’m not defending Brian, but he has no room to talk here.
@@staticboyj.r. and I remember what Quagmire said once in seasons 4-6:
Quagmire, while kind and helpful, took the meaning “tear up my carpet” literally when Lois told him about her carpet.
Well, this is what u got here, two characters voice by Seth MacFarlene that are both hypocrites. Also, Brian said he would never lie to Stewie ever again in one episode and whatever comes after that (or S21E4), he and Chris lie about how Stewie’s treehouse looks.
Between these two, it is ironic
@@PurpleGuy661 I just love how everybody loves to shit on Brian because of the fact that he doesn’t own up to any of his mistakes, but then praise quagmire because of the fact that he is “at least honest about it” being a bad person, but he’s not doing anything to change what he’s doing while yes Brian is a bad character with many many flaws from how he originally was in the original first three seasons quagmire has no legroom to judge anybody on how bad of a person they are you can’t pull somebody back down, but then you do the exact same thing he’s being a hypocrite most of the things that were mentioned or even half the things quagmire has done is an entire list from the entirety of the show that you could pull from that will show you anything that he has done is nowhere near as bad as what Brian has done
Quagmire is also bad, but Brian is just as bad, but at least Quagmire didn't try to SA his best friends wife that I know of. Sure, Quagmire admitted he loves Lois, but at least he tried to keep it hidden and didn't make advances out of that love because he genuinely cares for Peter and just wants to see his friend happy, you can't say the same about Brian
He SAed thousands of other women
@@Anj_bruhhe has tried to SA Lois multiple times not to mention his many attempts of Sexual Harassment plus Sexual violence against other women
I really didn't understand most of what he said, could someone translate for me please?
Short Answer: Quagmire is the last person to be criticizing Brian
Long Answer: Brian is calling out Quagmire for his hypocrisy, Quagmire is just as bad if not worse than Brian.
1. Quagmire has admitted he has feelings for Lois, no shame in that, but also slept with the wives of friends Cleveland Joe and he sleeps with other men’s wives as well.
2. Quagmire dates women just so he sleep with them, being honest about it makes arguably worse because he unwilling to change
3. Quagmire has spied on Lois in the bathroom, recorded Meg, he once found a tied cheerleader take a guess where that led, he married and had a hybrid offspring with a giraffe, he once paid a mental institute to let him sleep with a patient, he slept with a 17 year old, and he once tried to sleep with Meg when she turned 18.
4. Quagmire has fathered a dozen children including a hybrid, yet he has never once been a part of their lives, he gave his infant daughter up for adoption, he nearly slept with one of his daughters.
@@spartanwolf thanks but I was wondering what he said exactly word for word, but thanks for the response.
@@spartanwolf also what episode?
@@deanscott243 I've added captions
@@deanscott243 Season 8, episode 7 Jerome Is the New Black
Request: Brian Griffin Smokes Weed With 2005 Doki
brian can you make a rant on me please
Yeah in my opinion I think their both horrible their both just as bad
Good video, maybe that's how it should have ended, I mean, Brian, yes, he's an idiot and everything you want, but Quagmire has proven to be just as bad or even worse, I think.
Also tried to sleep with lois and meg even though peter asked him not to and he slept with clevelands wife
Nice, though the voice wasn't passable.
Wait when did quagmire piss on Peter’s lawn?
i made it up to get a rise out of quagmire
This is literally just a copy paste of quagmire argument bro
They both suck
family guy fans r so corny oml
Funk you all
Brian never worked at the soup kitchen. Model of a car does correlate with someone’s beliefs. Quagmire ain’t a creep and every thing about this video is wrong. Also wtf was Quagmire supposed to do? He literally admitted he dated women for their bodies
Yeah I have..?? I worked in the soup kitchen off-camera because my actions were actually genuine and not to be weaponized for some petty argument - I guarantee you that Quagmire was virtue-signalling to take away the attention from all the horrible things he had done in the past. I only brought it up to debunk all the false accusations that was being said about me. I also still fail to understand how having a specific model of a car reflects the person using it, if that was the case then anyone who drives a Ford Model A must be an old man who only cares about golfing and bird watching which I simply find ridiculous - Peter drove one a couple years back, wearing a comically-large top hat and a handlebar mustache at that, and he drove it into the lake by accident but that DOESN'T say anything about him as a person. With that being said, there's a lot of things that Quagmire could've done! For one, maybe not openly brag about objectifying people and work on those issues instead? He seems to boast about it like wearing a badge and then he has the audacity to wonder why no one wants to interact with him. There's a lot more that can be said about him however I don't want to drag this on for too long but now you know the truth
The fact your getting this worked up over a parody is fucking pathetic go talk a walk outside kid seriously 🤦♂️
@@novelbrianSlay Brian, u ate and left no crumbs with that girlypop
@@Anj_bruh Thanks. I serve the best soup
All of that is false
Quagmire is literally a pedo/ rapist who resented one of his own kids for existing
Most of this is a parody.
But also there was one thing that was 100 percent right about this video. Quagmires thinking all the stuff he does to women is justifiably just because he’s honest about it is so stupid. If anything it makes him worse for not trying to change. Keep in mind also he hits on Lois all the time to. In short Brian and quagmires are both awful people.