@@chav3136 The Tortured Poets Department; Taylor Swift's latest album that she just released. (I do not know this for sure but it is the best guess I have with context, I apologise if it is not correct)
@@Me-vn3gz lexie carroll is a musician and friend of james. the implication is that the wearer of the shirt has cried to lexie's music, most likely in a live setting. though i am not sure, this may be a piece of tour merchandise (it also may have been a custom print as a funny shirt gift).
About specifications: I always put "if you smoke, swipe left" on my profiles bc that's not something you can tell unless you ask or they have a photo smoking 🤷🏻♀️
9:07 this would be a lot funnier if this wasnt a genuine concern when people online date, like if i saw this i would NOT take the chance bc it happens so often
“It has come to my attention that you guys are loveless, dare i say it.. unloveable.. but fortunately you have me!!☺️☺️” Me: but James.. I remember really well that you banned me from your twitch chat for being single and alone.🤭
Hey James, I see you haven’t streamed in a few months. I really hope you’re doing alright after everything. I’m sure you’re taking time to yourself, but just know we’re waiting for you! Take your time and if you never come back, we understand. Btw your hair is kinda top tier rn bro
james i love your content please don’t randomly pass away due to unknown causes
real
real
I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA BE HERE HAHAHHA I FOUDN YOU
Yeah, especially on May 18th 2024 😬😬😬
👀
“get high and eat 7 bars of chocolate” someone’s listened to ttpd
my first thought lol
Thank god someone else noticed
STOP WHAT WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT
But does he think Charlie Puth should a bigger artist? I feel like it’s probably a no
Yessssa
"Dare i say unlovable"
-James Marriott
-also my parents talking about me
guys I think james posted
thank you for the update
your very much welcome@@rowmaniatic
I would have never known, thank you random human
No way wheres the new video
Yo no way??
Supporting small creators ❤
i love a little fanbase 🤭
I really wish james would get more attention hes hilarious amazing and warm hearted❤
“get high and eat seven bars of chocolate” super subtle ttpd reference !?? TASTE
I love ur videos! U always make me laugh!
Thank you so much for this???? I think this is the first "super thanks" I've ever had. From now on I shall reply to all the ones I see.
He tweeted about yous byw
@@jamesmoreiott hey pookie 🥰🥰 you’re looking coquette today 🎀🎀🎀 be aware of sleeepykay, he’s like your best friend you just don’t know it yet
it's nice that you're donating to charity 👍
He tweeted about you btw:)
I AM NOT UNLOVEABLE
YOU'RE LOVEABLE.WE ARE LOVEABLE
He got it wrong.
We’re fatherless, not unlovable x
@@Th3_SUNNI3its bc hes your father figure
I CLUM!!!
Are you SURE
"you're unlovable"
Tell that to [redacted] james
THIS BETTER NOT BE ABOUT WHO I THINK IT IS💀💀
Says the one with no maidens, James 💀
DID HIM DIRTY 💀
I LOVE THE TTPD REFERENCE JAMES YES
What does ttpd stand for 😭 I feel like u should know what everyone’s talking about but idk what it’s the abbreviation of lmao
@@chav3136the newest taylor swift album
@@chav3136 The Tortured Poets Department; Taylor Swift's latest album that she just released.
(I do not know this for sure but it is the best guess I have with context, I apologise if it is not correct)
@@chav3136the tortured poets department! An album :)
@chav3136 ttpd stands for the tortured poets department - its taylor swifts new album
7:38 no one could ever hate Otto pookie
YOUR SHIRT IS PHENOMENAL IM CRYINGGGGG LMFAOO
pls give me context 😭
@@Me-vn3gz lexie carroll is a musician and friend of james. the implication is that the wearer of the shirt has cried to lexie's music, most likely in a live setting.
though i am not sure, this may be a piece of tour merchandise (it also may have been a custom print as a funny shirt gift).
@@Me-vn3gzit’s Lexie’s merch who is a singer and was support for his shows
@@ashwithapenIt's tour merch. i saw lexie live recently and she's so sweet
About specifications: I always put "if you smoke, swipe left" on my profiles bc that's not something you can tell unless you ask or they have a photo smoking 🤷🏻♀️
James Marriott making Taylor Swift reference has made my day thank you
just bruised my shin (I hit Both of my shins SO HARD) and I’m crying but I can’t stop that James Marriott grind
That cat photo is hilarious, and you will not change my mind.
I’m a single man… I see a James Marriott video and I click
No that wasn’t a typo.
1:45 i am absolutely horrified at the way you said emu wtf
James says Lincolnshire in a video, my life is complete.
Omg the Lexi Carroll shirt is everything
5:33 you should still bark
bring back the barking 🗣️🗣️
the t-shirt is a vibe icl and his har is looking fresh in this video
I FINALLY GOT MY FRIEND TO LISTEN TO UR MUSIC AND SHE LOVES IT!!!! loving the frequent posting buddy xoxo
Are we not gonna talk about how fucking goated that new channel name is james must've eaten a fucking legend 😂😂😂
THE JAMES MARRI-ULLET IS SO GOOD⁉️⁉️
"if you have pronouns swipe left" man is gonna go crazy when he finds out that "you" is a pronoun
Okay not trolling James' hair looks amazing
Loving to see James supporting sustainable businesses - i use the same handmade paper it's amazing
6:02 that was personal i feel bad for harry
Loved this video! Truly made my Tuesday a little bit more bearable :)
i got an ad for bumble on this video 😭😭😭
ok but the camera quality is FIRE
I love the video made my Tuesday!! Also the Lexi Carroll shirt is everything I need it!!!!
People on Tinder now must fear pookie judging their profile.
blessed with some new big jim content
I hope this little British guy lives forever 🙏🙏🙏
James i love the vid! Please give us some new music absolutely loved "Are We There Yet?"!! I can't wait to hear more
Loving the t-shirt!!! 💖
This is such a video! James is really a creator ☺️
9:07 this would be a lot funnier if this wasnt a genuine concern when people online date, like if i saw this i would NOT take the chance bc it happens so often
“It has come to my attention that you guys are loveless, dare i say it.. unloveable.. but fortunately you have me!!☺️☺️”
Me: but James.. I remember really well that you banned me from your twitch chat for being single and alone.🤭
james marriott making a full youtube comeback was not on my 2024 bingo card but god am i glad it exists
watching james after a bad day is my EVERYTHING
6:07 harry coming up when he mentions ketamine 😭😭
0:01 why does he kinda have a mullet
his hair is becoming worse
@@swaggyfire69disagree , u can’t see his forehead anymore sooo dubs
@@lolamay945 it’s fading in the back
@@swaggyfire69 h8r
expecting james' dating profile to be in this video
omg love the tshirt ! legend 🫶🏻
James I love your content please don't randomly pass away due to a suspicious car accident
Jamessss come to LONDON THESE DAYS PLEASEEEEE I am there for a few days with school 😊
2:53 excuse me lives where???
i opened this right after i got dumped and that intro hit too hard man
Been going through a rough patch, and you’ve started posting more, not to be all soppy but it’s really helped. Thank you
03:48 bruh thats a mix of Ed Sheeran and David Attenborough
James using expensive paper for stupid shit is making me itchy
Hey James, I see you haven’t streamed in a few months. I really hope you’re doing alright after everything. I’m sure you’re taking time to yourself, but just know we’re waiting for you! Take your time and if you never come back, we understand. Btw your hair is kinda top tier rn bro
love you to bits james, please come back to twitch 💔💔
Him wearing lexis merch is so cute
New camera? You look crisper.
JAMES IS BACK❤❤now my year will get so much worse
as someone from linconshire, i loved it.
i stopped watching james couple months ago, his hair looks so good, biggest glow up of the year
The D.A.R.E progrram is crying rn
Currently in school watching James
(Someone help I don't want anyone to see me watching this. )
sometimes i watch a james video and he says all james viewers r loveless and then i remember i have a loving gf i am in the minority of james viewers
00:53 james you are not beating the tory allegations with that expensive paper
me watching this with my cat slippers on and my paw print pyjamas:👁👄👁
James absolutely rattling his was through a pack of handmade watercolour paper
Ur hair looks good jimbo!!!
thanks for the tips james. I'm much more equipped for love now
I’m from Lincoln thanks James shall be using that one
I feel like this video is just james telling us his type, like this is his own dating profile
this video went from how to make a good dating profile to James’ personal preferences 😭
Loving the hair😭❤
“Y’all are loveless” bro says from a glass canon
2:30 the way I’m high eating a half dozen box of donuts
james marriott made me cry :(
We need to see your dating profile now james
5:20 giving miss piggy 😂
BABE, WAKE UP JAMES POSTED
the t shirt 😭😭
guys, i need 2 pee but i need to watch James video first
Okay king x
The whole album and not just one song this time? Goddamn
WE MISSED YOU, SCARY MUSIC MAN
Ariana what are you doing here?
@@S.williams.007 Y O U
The mullet isn't working for you king lmao
you're very funny james i hope you don't suddenly pass away on 28th of october 2026
I swear everytime james posts I dropped what I'm doing to watch
watching a romance advice video while sobbing about my unrequited love in my bed 💀💀
8:26 is wild lmao, like dude EVERYONE has pronouns, they came free with your damn birth.
new james upload AAAAAA
My face when he said getting high and eating 7 bars of chocolate… Someone’s been listening to Ms Swifts new album
The intro hit hard (I'm aroace)
LMAO AVERAGEHARRY POPPING UP WHEN U MENTIONED KETAMINE 😭
Oh wow guys James posted
That pfp is a whole fucking mood
1:52 Wow i didnt know James was on tinder
Nah but the craziest thing is people WILL take James’s “advice” seriously
Thank you James for this video. It was a very educational and eye opening.
Meow
the hairrrr😍😍😍
5:36 still waiting for James to return back to the soil 😔
I am Marriot Jesus, because I'm a James viewer and I have a loving relationship.