I Received 1000 Anonymous Confessions

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

Комментарии • 696

  • @jamesmoreiott
    @jamesmoreiott  6 месяцев назад +548

    2000 confessions and we run it back! Go go go: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfqsE024dIUNGG_nR94h5WYbLUOHEOaogM4Fm6JLSqzjiQ3HA/viewform?usp=sf_link

  • @gracehancx9711
    @gracehancx9711 6 месяцев назад +1899

    “Back when I was a streamer” 😢

    • @camilleslack7380
      @camilleslack7380 6 месяцев назад +5

      I just wanna say I really enjoy your videos, and thank you for making them!

    • @nixin6090
      @nixin6090 6 месяцев назад +11

      He stopped??

    • @l0u_xox
      @l0u_xox 6 месяцев назад +108

      @@nixin6090yeah when wilbur got called out for being an abuser. I thought it was to avoid people asking since Wilbur was the reason he even got into music again

    • @MaxineIsFrustrated
      @MaxineIsFrustrated 6 месяцев назад +59

      ​​@@nixin6090yeah, that's why he privated all but one of his vods. He most likely did it because of the Wilbur things...

    • @PlayMakeReview
      @PlayMakeReview 6 месяцев назад +22

      Well, would you rather have the annoying fangirl chat that takes up half the screen, or just be able to enjoy the video?
      The second one?
      My thoughts exactly.

  • @itzcasperzzz
    @itzcasperzzz 6 месяцев назад +739

    ‘a lot of you are very troubled individuals’ alright james we arent the only ones 😞🤨

    • @bobin1191
      @bobin1191 6 месяцев назад +8

      Choice of friends confirms that 😢

  • @CookieCutter
    @CookieCutter 6 месяцев назад +128

    7:27 "i am now 2 years sober" -until i got a tiramisu from willne-

    • @Ayla.St4rzz
      @Ayla.St4rzz 4 месяца назад

      Yo cookie tf u doin here bru

    • @crimsonwolfo
      @crimsonwolfo Месяц назад

      Cookie cutter loves pookie

  • @Lucifuh
    @Lucifuh 6 месяцев назад +190

    the eating butter and sugar as a snack confession reminded me my old college professor would keep butter under his desk to eat

    • @FaizanHasnain1
      @FaizanHasnain1 5 месяцев назад +1

      fall off has to be studied 😭😭💀💀

  • @bussinbiscuitss
    @bussinbiscuitss 6 месяцев назад +391

    'back when i was a streamer' BRO I WILL CRY

    • @ziggo_pro
      @ziggo_pro 6 месяцев назад +3

      I think people like eating sand like William gold

    • @blesskurunai9213
      @blesskurunai9213 6 месяцев назад +39

      @@ziggo_pro I don't think sand is the worst thing he has put in his mouth.

    • @ianhamrick6883
      @ianhamrick6883 6 месяцев назад

      @@blesskurunai9213Lmao

    • @June_pr0crastinates
      @June_pr0crastinates 6 месяцев назад

      @@blesskurunai9213 fr

    • @_huntr.dale_
      @_huntr.dale_ 5 месяцев назад

      @@blesskurunai9213 nah 💀

  • @Sapity
    @Sapity 6 месяцев назад +394

    0:00 “ hello besties “ he had almost resorted to using pookies

    • @finneth
      @finneth 5 месяцев назад +2

      Aren't we his pookies anymore 😢😢

    • @Sapity
      @Sapity 5 месяцев назад

      @@finneth pookie just give the Father Time ✋😔

  • @waterlelon
    @waterlelon 6 месяцев назад +1629

    james, please, it’s half 11 at night. why are you posting now and forcing me to stay awake. smdh.

    • @dropitypopity
      @dropitypopity 6 месяцев назад +70

      literally just woke (it's quarter to 9 for me) get a better timezone

    • @ezrab7665
      @ezrab7665 6 месяцев назад +19

      honestly i’m on a school trip tomorrow really early and ??? he’s forced this on me

    • @libbykenilworth
      @libbykenilworth 6 месяцев назад +35

      @@dropitypopityhe’s British, his main audience is British, and he’s posted at 11:30 GMT on a Sunday night when most of his audience have work/school tomorrow 😂

    • @beepboopbeep111
      @beepboopbeep111 6 месяцев назад +10

      It’s 1 in the morning. Help. James is holding my hostage and forcing me to watch this video.

    • @Saturnm0ss
      @Saturnm0ss 6 месяцев назад +2

      Its 2:15 now

  • @WillowThing
    @WillowThing 6 месяцев назад +212

    To the fellow aromantic.
    There is no need to feel ashamed. There is an entire community who understand how you feel and the weird amount of pressure society puts on you. You are completely valid in your identity, even if you don't feel comfortable admitting it. I hope you can find a way to accept yourself in a way that allows you to live fully and comfortably within yourself

    • @Aurora_Lightbringer
      @Aurora_Lightbringer 6 месяцев назад +17

      As a dyslexic, the word aromantic completely fucked me over.
      Kept reading it as two words (Aro and Mantic) and was wondering why you started speaking Latin lmao

    • @shadicy
      @shadicy 6 месяцев назад

      @@Aurora_LightbringerLATÍN HELPP

    • @Proygon
      @Proygon 6 месяцев назад +1

      and to my fellow aromatics out there, you should feel ashamed
      take a shower

    • @AutismoMa
      @AutismoMa 2 месяца назад

      Whats an aromantic?

  • @stardynamite3762
    @stardynamite3762 6 месяцев назад +199

    1:25 slowing the video down to read what the editor wrote and hearing “ *I’M A PIIICKKKLEEE* “ in slow motion

    • @irishjournalgaming
      @irishjournalgaming 6 месяцев назад +7

      LMAO why does he sound sad when it's slowed down

  • @bogge_juice
    @bogge_juice 6 месяцев назад +264

    7:29 no sir, i believe its been a month since you have been sober, but good job 🎉

    • @Lilpeepkinn
      @Lilpeepkinn 6 месяцев назад +20

      Good Lord😂
      Not even his own choice either

    • @apishi
      @apishi 6 месяцев назад

      we will never forget about the tiramisu

    • @AdamOBrien29
      @AdamOBrien29 6 месяцев назад +14

      Must've been one boozy desert if he can't even remember it 😅

    • @Icameisawicommmented
      @Icameisawicommmented 6 месяцев назад +7

      You don’t get to determine someone else’s sobriety jsyk 🙃

    • @anuel7204
      @anuel7204 6 месяцев назад

      @@Icameisawicommmentedit’s a joke get over yourself

  • @xephyr3674
    @xephyr3674 6 месяцев назад +62

    I’m a proud male AND autistic james viewer 💪I force my friends to listen to your music

  • @Ihrtkls
    @Ihrtkls 6 месяцев назад +69

    Hi fellow neurodivergent James marriot followers

    • @Yoinkysplionky4
      @Yoinkysplionky4 5 месяцев назад +4

      Hello I am maybe neurotypical :3 glad to see every one's a pookie

    • @STARRYday256
      @STARRYday256 4 месяца назад

      Hi!

  • @shirandawilliams
    @shirandawilliams 6 месяцев назад +15

    James with a mullet is something ive bever thought i needed but o do desperately

  • @thatcloveplant
    @thatcloveplant 6 месяцев назад +29

    "hello besties, you're troubled" is a fucking INSANE way to start the video

  • @alexxx578
    @alexxx578 6 месяцев назад +21

    James Marriott being an ally is the best thing ever

  • @Majosephine04
    @Majosephine04 6 месяцев назад +21

    My turn: i once thought alex was a halfway reasonable human being

  • @daydreamer8344
    @daydreamer8344 6 месяцев назад +17

    Thank you for saying we aromantic people aren't stinky, it really isn't spoken about enough.

  • @aarynbrown4405
    @aarynbrown4405 6 месяцев назад +74

    Absolutely putting Matthew to work today, poor lad 😔

  • @R1ce_Pudding
    @R1ce_Pudding 6 месяцев назад +131

    i refuse to sleep. never stopping the jimbo grind

  • @rizgriz3956
    @rizgriz3956 6 месяцев назад +19

    4:29 i think he was thinking of pica? Like, the desire to eat unetable things due to some kind of dietary deficiency?

  • @deliriousdrama2.078
    @deliriousdrama2.078 6 месяцев назад +25

    “You’re troubled individuals, especially you, Alex.”

  • @icycrea-mx
    @icycrea-mx 6 месяцев назад +65

    The "back when I was a streamer" kinda hurt ngl

  • @circlez9568
    @circlez9568 6 месяцев назад +59

    “I’m 2 years and 2 months sober” the tiramisu 😔

  • @gokgokbsbanaqn-ul2ro
    @gokgokbsbanaqn-ul2ro 6 месяцев назад +34

    Currently sacrificing my two lambs on behalf of our scrimply mipilip unclebobblebooboobear but the James marriot grind never stops

  • @Hailey23809
    @Hailey23809 6 месяцев назад +8

    I don’t want to confess anything because it’s all too embarrassing to admit even if it’s anonymous

  • @gunnistarr
    @gunnistarr 6 месяцев назад +9

    “Back when I was a streamer” still hurts

  • @ezzy_pop
    @ezzy_pop 6 месяцев назад +40

    genuinely if my confession gets read in a video I’m never admitting to it ever in my fucking life 🙂

  • @luvvclover
    @luvvclover 6 месяцев назад +10

    Do I have an important exam in the morning? Yes. Is it 1 in the morning? Yes. Will I still watch this? Absolutely

  • @irelandtkacz2957
    @irelandtkacz2957 6 месяцев назад +56

    Already submitted my confession, I might make him cry when he eventually reads it

    • @drunkginger0077
      @drunkginger0077 6 месяцев назад +5

      Mine would make him leap back in disgust

    • @oliviarose-oj5uo
      @oliviarose-oj5uo 6 месяцев назад +7

      mine's so wild im pretty sure he wouldnt think its real

    • @jaimecartledge6778
      @jaimecartledge6778 6 месяцев назад

      Same

    • @Ztime_Live
      @Ztime_Live 6 месяцев назад +1

      mine is just kinda mad

    • @Bengt2509
      @Bengt2509 6 месяцев назад +1

      Mine would probably either make him mad or give me advice (or both)

  • @Strawbearyhearts
    @Strawbearyhearts 6 месяцев назад +6

    Hey James! I saw you at iow festival this weekend and you were absolutely incredible, an absolute dream come true. Your music rocks and your the funniest man alive. Tysm!

  • @pennsylvanian66
    @pennsylvanian66 6 месяцев назад +7

    11:15 Rock Bottom is a place under Bikini Bottom as seen on the second segment of Spongebob Squarepants season 1 episode 17.

    • @tylerbarnetttt
      @tylerbarnetttt 6 месяцев назад +2

      "thankyou mr. spongebob" we all say in unison

  • @perrypuck
    @perrypuck 6 месяцев назад +8

    CONGRATS ON 2 YEARS MAN!!!!!

  • @m8why717
    @m8why717 6 месяцев назад +11

    4:41 basically Jimbo saying: "You are not salty enough"

  • @Be-ROwDY
    @Be-ROwDY 6 месяцев назад +4

    2 years and 2 months, good job man! Keep it up!

  • @SwordEnd
    @SwordEnd 6 месяцев назад +1

    14:07 "If there's any head going on right now, stop it." That one Guy: "Oh, come on, I was starting to have fun."

  • @siobhanbird413
    @siobhanbird413 5 месяцев назад +1

    honestly i haven’t watched a lot of james marriott content but recently his stuff is rlly enjoyable omg 😂😂

  • @clarethecat5199
    @clarethecat5199 6 месяцев назад +3

    4:25 Oop, think I know who sent that one in! Long time no see, man

  • @b4terrye4ter
    @b4terrye4ter 5 месяцев назад +2

    I DROPPED MY PHONE BEFORE YOU FLIPPED OVER THE SCREEN FOR THE AUSTRALIAN JOKE. I FR THOUGHT MY PHONE WAS FLIPPED OVER I WAS SO CONFUSED

  • @s_murphy
    @s_murphy 6 месяцев назад +36

    1:03 harry 💀

  • @Thesa-tp5qu
    @Thesa-tp5qu 6 месяцев назад +13

    He really posts whenever he wants

  • @gungle2595
    @gungle2595 6 месяцев назад +12

    1:18 a hospickle

  • @wooitsesme
    @wooitsesme 6 месяцев назад +19

    JAMES IS BACK BABY

  • @Breezy_Willow_Tree
    @Breezy_Willow_Tree 6 месяцев назад +2

    "Is there science behind this where older siblings try to dro- *AD* The google data analytics" This made me laugh so hard when this happened to me 🤣

  • @shroo_3933
    @shroo_3933 6 месяцев назад +12

    I was actually just watching an old video and just so conveniently a new one was uploaded

  • @ryanstoyreviewsz
    @ryanstoyreviewsz 5 месяцев назад +2

    3:35 Once i was at a sleepover at my friends house and we were in the same bed and i woke up to see her pissing herself aggressively while still asleep

  • @irehthinker
    @irehthinker 6 месяцев назад +3

    5:50 same but it was my brother and i brought it up to my mom yesterday and she said it never happened (she wasn’t even there when it happened so)

  • @kkok.420
    @kkok.420 3 месяца назад +1

    I like to think the person was indeed aromatic and didn’t want to fully confess

  • @chaoscreature
    @chaoscreature 2 месяца назад +1

    9:30 awww he loves the fact that I watch him :D

  • @clewis345
    @clewis345 6 месяцев назад +16

    I am also a male and straight james Marriott enjoyer it's crazy ik

    • @alexmagee8153
      @alexmagee8153 6 месяцев назад +8

      we both make up the 0.2% of this fanbase 😅

    • @1j24juygawd8
      @1j24juygawd8 4 месяца назад +3

      for now

    • @clewis345
      @clewis345 4 месяца назад

      @@1j24juygawd8 💀💀💀

  • @chaoscreature
    @chaoscreature 6 месяцев назад +5

    3:03 I started aggressively headbanging so hard I slammed my head against the coffee table and my pet snake was very concerned

  • @R1ngYiSang
    @R1ngYiSang 6 месяцев назад +3

    James liking thighs is the most valid and based thing I've ever heard from him.

  • @psuedostaaria
    @psuedostaaria 6 месяцев назад +34

    POOKIE I CLICKED SO HARD

  • @chaoscreature
    @chaoscreature 6 месяцев назад +2

    it’s midnight but I slept all day because I felt like shit but now I have too much energy so thankfully James is here to save me

  • @Rex_therian.2
    @Rex_therian.2 18 дней назад +1

    My school bell sounds like the fire alarm help its so annoyinggg

  • @chaoscreature
    @chaoscreature 2 месяца назад +1

    0:40 *insert choking sounds* *insert falling down stairs* *insert You Are Here being blasted from hospital room.*

  • @instantnoodli
    @instantnoodli 6 месяцев назад +1

    4:37 i think u were searching for POTS bcs this immediately reminded me of myself 😭

  • @HarryTidey
    @HarryTidey 6 месяцев назад +5

    you hear that we are all troubled, well done we have done it

  • @kayeshimura6434
    @kayeshimura6434 6 месяцев назад +2

    we’re lucky to be able to enjoy your music and content! thank you so much James ❤❤

  • @euosvarietychannel6986
    @euosvarietychannel6986 6 месяцев назад +2

    When I was in, like, early highschool I bought a bag of sand off Amazon and ate it with a spoon after my showers over the course of, like, 2 or 3 months. I just like the feeling

  • @abigailmacdonald6858
    @abigailmacdonald6858 2 месяца назад +1

    I had an iPod touch when I was like 11 and it most definitely had a camera bc I was taking photos of my dogs all the time and I still have some of them 😭

  • @elliesheridan8003
    @elliesheridan8003 6 месяцев назад +2

    Congratulations on being sober!!!

  • @gabsthefrog
    @gabsthefrog 6 месяцев назад +2

    damn I was supposed to go to sleep but I can't never stop the James Marriott grind

  • @KXNEKII
    @KXNEKII 6 месяцев назад +3

    If I ever meat James I will 100% address him as WillNE’s better half 😭 but seriously why would anyone be embarrassed about liking James’ he’s funny makes good videos him and will are the best duo ever and he makes good music we don’t deserve James when so many content creators feel dystopian unreal but James is refreshing he feels like a real person that you could message or just see as your going down the shop I’ve probably explained it terribly sometimes struggle with turning my thoughts into words but hopefully someone understands what I’m saying 😭😭

  • @Eddysig
    @Eddysig 6 месяцев назад +1

    THANK YOU bro i have had nothing like genuinely funny to watch. screw the algorithm. tryna get a little ZAZA as the kids say and eat my dinner

  • @diamondstar23
    @diamondstar23 6 месяцев назад +4

    14:29 I thought he said “scran me, scran James Marriott goodness” 😭😭😭

  • @moon_957
    @moon_957 6 месяцев назад +2

    4:32 HELP I HAVE THAT AND NOBODY EVER TALKS ABOUT IT CUZ ITS PRETTY RARE WHAT

  • @aarynbrown4405
    @aarynbrown4405 6 месяцев назад +13

    "Aromatic" benzene rings unite

  • @Ryker.ender.2000
    @Ryker.ender.2000 6 месяцев назад +1

    James stop hypnotizing me with your green eyes. (they are too pretty)
    but good video! ❤

  • @OriginalStarMyth
    @OriginalStarMyth 6 месяцев назад +1

    Complete side note but I fell asleep listening to your music on the ride home on my mom’s lap 😭✋

  • @Totsnotsoph
    @Totsnotsoph 6 месяцев назад +1

    “James I’m actually at rock bottom”
    James: say hi to SpongeBob 😭

  • @luvvclover
    @luvvclover 6 месяцев назад

    14:33 omg James reaction to this actually made me chock on my water😭

  • @junoundercover
    @junoundercover 6 месяцев назад

    Hey jimbo, I saw you play at the IOW festival and I thought it was amazing :) thanks for a great set and a great video

  • @THE-REVERENT
    @THE-REVERENT 6 месяцев назад

    1:02 I quit vaping only to pick up smoking…. Is that still bad?

  • @vamborr
    @vamborr 6 месяцев назад +1

    14:08 imagine how crazy the blueballs would be

  • @Sephyisnotemojk
    @Sephyisnotemojk 6 месяцев назад +4

    YALL WAKE UP JIMBO POSTED!

  • @Grim-OlliBall
    @Grim-OlliBall 5 месяцев назад

    6:02 I don’t know why but this genuinely made me giggle

  • @Leafvix
    @Leafvix 3 месяца назад

    amazing video james

  • @exoticbutters789
    @exoticbutters789 6 месяцев назад +2

    “if you vape in 2024 you need to be bullied” as a i take a hit of my vape (i already am bullied lmao)

  • @dandelion2942
    @dandelion2942 6 месяцев назад +3

    6:00 this is called the cain instinct I think

  • @Eddysig
    @Eddysig 6 месяцев назад +4

    3:20 bro didn't read the second line lmao PRIOR to the 4th, I had an ipod 4 with a camera get owned that is probably not a lie i guess this is not much of an own that was a weird story

  • @Hellkitty.11
    @Hellkitty.11 4 месяца назад +1

    JAMESY POO, DROP ANOTHER ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS VIDEO AND MY LIFE IS YOURS 🙏

  • @BananaMonkyYT
    @BananaMonkyYT 6 месяцев назад +3

    Wait- YOU WROTE CAR LIGHTS!? I HAD NO KNOWLEDGE OF THIS

  • @tr-st_me_bro
    @tr-st_me_bro 6 месяцев назад +3

    thanks for posting at midnight pookie

  • @sophya-hunter
    @sophya-hunter 6 месяцев назад +1

    James with a mullet 😍😍😍 good morning to ya😍

  • @chronicbrightside8757
    @chronicbrightside8757 6 месяцев назад +7

    Yeah, I'm a male James Marriott fan. I'm also 32. I feel like such a small demographic in the fanbase at large.

  • @GwenivereH04
    @GwenivereH04 5 месяцев назад +1

    EVERYTIME I COME BACK WE HAVE THE SAME HARICUT JAMES STOP THIS

  • @AFlairForTheDramatic07
    @AFlairForTheDramatic07 6 месяцев назад +1

    james ive watched you to much and now ive accidently adopted your voice..

  • @Maxillin_bucks
    @Maxillin_bucks 6 месяцев назад

    never got to see a stream but glade hes still around. ❤

    • @fartnuggetss
      @fartnuggetss 5 месяцев назад +1

      im so glade i have james marriott to watch

    • @Maxillin_bucks
      @Maxillin_bucks 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@fartnuggetss same

  • @HarryTidey
    @HarryTidey 6 месяцев назад +14

    "2 years 2 months sobre" Jamies forgetting Will and his team accidentally giving him achahol 🤣

  • @amineberroukech1100
    @amineberroukech1100 4 месяца назад

    as a somewhat male james you and will are my two comfort people

  • @Salad_Dressing2.0
    @Salad_Dressing2.0 6 месяцев назад

    If the flight tickets weren't half of my tuition i would absolutely go to see Mat have his theater moment 😭

  • @Ilovejamesmarriottandwillne
    @Ilovejamesmarriottandwillne 6 месяцев назад +3

    Omg my older sister also tried drowning me jeez 😂

  • @gabriellemurray4870
    @gabriellemurray4870 6 месяцев назад

    The first time on RUclips I’ve ever heard someone mention Addisons disease which I have and I did not think it would be through James, and yes I do crave salt 24/7

  • @palecandy
    @palecandy 6 месяцев назад +2

    it's 2 am and i'm studying for an important final test but i have to watch this

  • @irishjournalgaming
    @irishjournalgaming 6 месяцев назад

    3:34 I was going to add that to your wikipedia page but I saw that you were born one day before me, and decided otherwise

  • @emy-moo
    @emy-moo 6 месяцев назад +4

    0:01 “hello besitess”

  • @xxwolfer47xx
    @xxwolfer47xx 3 дня назад

    I watched the first second of the video, and I already said to myself, "Oh lord, here we go again..."

  • @danielormandy3937
    @danielormandy3937 6 месяцев назад +11

    I wonder if Alex is confessing in here

  • @SleepyCrumpet
    @SleepyCrumpet 6 месяцев назад +2

    9:30
    I think
    👁️👁️
    I think it’s probably all of us I’m gona be honestly