Unhinged Dating App Voice Notes

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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

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  • @ashuumakingmusic
    @ashuumakingmusic 8 месяцев назад +897

    Me putting slow down as a voice note on my dating profile to distract from my baggage

    • @jnicole510
      @jnicole510 8 месяцев назад +10

      Sounds effective

    • @georgesforsyth8280
      @georgesforsyth8280 8 месяцев назад +12

      having that as a note would probably exemplify ur baggage lol

    • @TheKatarinaGiselle
      @TheKatarinaGiselle 8 месяцев назад

      @@georgesforsyth8280😂 that's what I thought too!

  • @teddieprox2307
    @teddieprox2307 8 месяцев назад +345

    Moment of silence for all the girls james showed his soundcloud to

  • @lilychildsx
    @lilychildsx 8 месяцев назад +431

    “bros never done a day of hard work in his life if his first guess was a helicopter over a lawnmower” We stan a self aware pookie x

    • @Amethyst_06
      @Amethyst_06 8 месяцев назад +3

      THA NK U I COULDNT READ IT

  • @AVERIA-DL
    @AVERIA-DL 8 месяцев назад +139

    the last one has filled me with the urge to never hear again

    • @bellaNwonderlnd
      @bellaNwonderlnd 8 месяцев назад +2

      Same ngl and I was eating 😭😭😭

  • @rainbowx779
    @rainbowx779 8 месяцев назад +273

    The groan tube makes a reappearance 😂

  • @julietteb8938
    @julietteb8938 8 месяцев назад +294

    2:41 hearing this just caused me physical pain and cut 10 years off my lifespan

  • @z0mb1izs
    @z0mb1izs 8 месяцев назад +68

    hearing the "daddy" gave me an anurism.

    • @alexkade1506
      @alexkade1506 6 месяцев назад

      It gave me autism and AIDS

  • @maddyscarcity
    @maddyscarcity 8 месяцев назад +83

    i get goosebumps when james says “hey bestie!” its like for a moment my heart stops, the world stops and i feel myself fall deeper into marriot’s enchanting gaze as he smiles with those pearly whites we know him for. i love you jake mariot

    • @Salemkat_
      @Salemkat_ 8 месяцев назад +4

      WOOOOOOOOOOOO!! MARRIOOOOTTTTTTT (idk what to say but I wanted to say hi and hope you had a good day :])

    • @AutismoMa
      @AutismoMa 3 месяца назад +1

      👁👄👁

  • @abbiwabbie
    @abbiwabbie 8 месяцев назад +242

    OTTOOOOO MENTIONEDDDDD‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥

  • @jnicole510
    @jnicole510 8 месяцев назад +28

    3:34 OKAY MAX 10/10

  • @ameallia1212
    @ameallia1212 8 месяцев назад +1137

    GUYS WAKE UP POOKIE UPLOADED!!

  • @bunnerie
    @bunnerie 8 месяцев назад +73

    james be like:
    eUUUURRRRRRRRROP..... AaaUUUUUUUUUUUp

  • @MaiMaimw
    @MaiMaimw 8 месяцев назад +19

    Why did he eat that up at 3:25

  • @MaxineIsFrustrated
    @MaxineIsFrustrated 8 месяцев назад +13

    8:25 my brother HAD testicular cancer(he doesn't anymore) and got one of his testicles removed but he somehow had a kid with only one testicle

    • @thylacocoalthy6228
      @thylacocoalthy6228 8 месяцев назад +3

      As it turns out, half of billions, is still billions.

  • @rachelanderson2839
    @rachelanderson2839 8 месяцев назад +24

    The guy at 5:45 is actually how a lot of people are in the South... 😂😂😂

  • @Inno0cxnt
    @Inno0cxnt 8 месяцев назад +50

    WAKE UP GUYS!!BABY GIRL POSTED

  • @il..69
    @il..69 8 месяцев назад +68

    I should be in lesson rn but this is more important

  • @Izzie8017
    @Izzie8017 7 месяцев назад +3

    3:21 HE ATE THAT UP

  • @violethell411
    @violethell411 8 месяцев назад +8

    James showing us his tinder matches for 12 minutes and 13 seconds

  • @Mcytinnit
    @Mcytinnit 8 месяцев назад +21

    I am ashamed to be American, but James, thank u for this one time I can feel accepted as one 🙏🏽

    • @kingdingaling3376
      @kingdingaling3376 8 месяцев назад +2

      I’ve just spoked with Joe boden and we’re shippin you to britain

    • @Mcytinnit
      @Mcytinnit 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@kingdingaling3376 LETSGO!!

  • @-LetMeSleep-
    @-LetMeSleep- 8 месяцев назад +8

    0:34 GYATT

  • @rosethecat2930
    @rosethecat2930 8 месяцев назад +22

    trying a dating app is unhinged enough

  • @Comets_Craft
    @Comets_Craft 8 месяцев назад +18

    “Hi James Marriot” we all say in unison.

  • @il..69
    @il..69 8 месяцев назад +10

    4:12 OTTO YAHHH

  • @pyrospires
    @pyrospires 8 месяцев назад +2

    3:34 chills man wow

  • @o7king
    @o7king 8 месяцев назад +11

    YALLS WAKE UP POOKIE HAS POSTED ONCE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( the tube impression is so good james )

  • @brodieorr5393
    @brodieorr5393 8 месяцев назад +9

    that kyle guy had me in the first half... then he said daddy

  • @il..69
    @il..69 8 месяцев назад +16

    My fav Brighton girly

  • @Anxious_cartoonNerd
    @Anxious_cartoonNerd 8 месяцев назад +2

    James,
    You are seriously one of my idols and I really look up to you. You’re one of my safe spaces when I’m feeling really down in the dumps and seeing you upload videos really brightens my day. You’ve helped me through some pretty tough times in my life and I truly value you for it. So thank you :)

  • @gabbywillis9746
    @gabbywillis9746 7 месяцев назад +1

    That impression shot me right back to my childhood with the force of being kicked in the chest by a teletubby. I thank you.

  • @KangaandtheFish
    @KangaandtheFish 8 месяцев назад +6

    that’s actually a fire impression james!

  • @ohnoitsabbie9472
    @ohnoitsabbie9472 2 месяца назад

    I need…. NEED that impression as an audio to listen to anytime I’m sad…. Legit could not tell you the amount of times I rewound the video to hear it again whilst sat here with literal tears running down my face and absolutely howling with laughter (it is 5am…. My neighbours hate me) 😭😭😭😭

  • @bluejeansblur
    @bluejeansblur 8 месяцев назад +3

    6:08 yes. definitely. music.

  • @itsmochicakes
    @itsmochicakes 6 месяцев назад

    8:00 is extremely true! dating apps are for time poor people, those who lack hobbies or social skills and the ones who enjoy hookup culture... for the *most* part.
    the most organic way to begin a relationship is with a mutual base to begin from. solid advice Jimbo.

  • @gunnasintern
    @gunnasintern 8 месяцев назад +8

    this is wild as hell lmao thank god i’m not those type of ppl

    • @jkdonnie23
      @jkdonnie23 8 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah me too...
      (looks over at my 3 dating apps)

  • @Lezm
    @Lezm 8 месяцев назад +5

    6:57 a shy person, wouldn’t do that

  • @cucumers13lily
    @cucumers13lily 8 месяцев назад +2

    love binge watchin ur vids after a bad day

  • @tr-st_me_bro
    @tr-st_me_bro 8 месяцев назад +2

    Loving how you’re posting more recently :)

  • @chlo6882
    @chlo6882 8 месяцев назад +2

    it’s giving evil pinely cardboard core and im here for the chaos

  • @watergiraffe861
    @watergiraffe861 8 месяцев назад +3

    I love when our pookie wookie bookie dookie cutie patootie booboo bear topped with whipped cream sprinkles and a cherry on top uploads ☺️

  • @rediLynn
    @rediLynn 8 месяцев назад +3

    Now my day is going good bc JAMES POSTED ❤

  • @rainbowx779
    @rainbowx779 8 месяцев назад +11

    Not to be dramatic but I’d die for Otto ❤

  • @Confetti_onkers
    @Confetti_onkers 8 месяцев назад +1

    Max absolutely killed that omfg😭

  • @ashinthevo1d
    @ashinthevo1d 8 месяцев назад +6

    watching james marriott while wearing james marriott hoodie, 10/10

    • @Salemkat_
      @Salemkat_ 8 месяцев назад

      LUUUCKKKYYY

  • @JC-vi7cw
    @JC-vi7cw 8 месяцев назад +3

    7:12 you can't do this to me

  • @becca53444
    @becca53444 8 месяцев назад +1

    As someone who hates the sound of my voice on recordings, you couldn’t pay me to willingly have a voice note of myself on a public dating profile 🤢

  • @Sillystrawberry0657
    @Sillystrawberry0657 8 месяцев назад

    2:42 STOP STOP STOP NOO AHHHH

  • @Keirulerofhell
    @Keirulerofhell 8 месяцев назад +3

    Kyle had me crying😭

  • @millykay4827
    @millykay4827 8 месяцев назад +2

    This was just James expressing his trauma, and it got worse the further on. Also ty to editor for sharing James' fart with us. ❤❤

  • @vixennn1331
    @vixennn1331 7 месяцев назад

    been crying at *mouth noises* james for 10mins

  • @chudders96
    @chudders96 8 месяцев назад

    i love your videos and jokes sm never stop king

  • @Barnaacle
    @Barnaacle 8 месяцев назад +4

    ("slurp") "Oliver"

  • @ssssssgrjibhnmfdxj
    @ssssssgrjibhnmfdxj 8 месяцев назад +2

    Its almost like he's still here with us 😭🕊 rip pookie

  • @mop_0421
    @mop_0421 8 месяцев назад +5

    POOKIE UPLOADED ⁉️⁉️💯💯🔥🔥

  • @strawbeetle
    @strawbeetle 8 месяцев назад +2

    I think we should all aspire to be like Max.

  • @Triccxbur
    @Triccxbur 8 месяцев назад +2

    8:12
    Me: Zach you forgot Tommyinnit…

  • @feenzah7235
    @feenzah7235 8 месяцев назад

    Losing my mind over the first one, telling him not to be American when his profile says he’s Canadian

  • @Marriot-simp
    @Marriot-simp 8 месяцев назад +1

    My hamster died two days ago, but this really cheered me up 😊

  • @Its_DayZer
    @Its_DayZer 8 месяцев назад +4

    Wills head is square ⬛️

  • @icchasaki
    @icchasaki 8 месяцев назад +2

    guys i left for a while when did James Marriot get so pretty

  • @ilovethanossquidgame
    @ilovethanossquidgame 8 месяцев назад

    0:31 "so when we were fcking, who were you thinking of" 🤔

  • @Hello-And-Hi
    @Hello-And-Hi 6 месяцев назад

    U make good impressions 0:27

  • @rachels9776
    @rachels9776 8 месяцев назад +1

    my hinge voice note is just the weezer guitar lick

  • @Etanor
    @Etanor 8 месяцев назад +1

    3:09 i just know he's french

  • @Seigi_37
    @Seigi_37 8 месяцев назад

    Love James ripping on the first guy for being American so long when his profile says he's from Canada

  • @_lemon_shark_
    @_lemon_shark_ 8 месяцев назад +4

    WE DEMAND MORE OTTO CONTENT

  • @icarus333
    @icarus333 8 месяцев назад +2

    10:16 ä hõt salsa sälad öøzing with flævours🤤👹

  • @juniistar
    @juniistar 8 месяцев назад

    all the happiness he had was just drained at the end

  • @WalnutWasTaken
    @WalnutWasTaken 6 месяцев назад

    I was very concerned at the thumbnail. I didn’t read the title until I was slightly (highly) worried.

  • @officialblimp
    @officialblimp 7 месяцев назад

    max ate that little thing up

  • @judeayy
    @judeayy 6 месяцев назад

    8:19 I just saw GD live yesterday lol.

  • @Oatsngranola
    @Oatsngranola 8 месяцев назад +1

    9:33
    FORREST GUMP

  • @magicpanda-xuk5007
    @magicpanda-xuk5007 8 месяцев назад +1

    Ah look I wonder if James was still sober when he filmed this?

    • @kerys_n_c
      @kerys_n_c 8 месяцев назад

      😭😭 I felt so bad for him in that part but he just laughed it off so hopefully that means he’s in a healthy way.

  • @grantman5148
    @grantman5148 8 месяцев назад

    Let’s goo!!
    He hecking uploaded

  • @choyyy.x
    @choyyy.x 5 месяцев назад

    2:46 killed a little part of me

  • @jnicole510
    @jnicole510 8 месяцев назад

    0:55 bro if a man was british i would literally sprint

  • @pinkyrolllll
    @pinkyrolllll 8 месяцев назад +1

    IM A BIT LATE BUT YAY POOKIE IS FEEDING US AGAIN!

  • @deleted3205
    @deleted3205 8 месяцев назад +1

    More James

  • @aiqmee
    @aiqmee 8 месяцев назад +1

    WAKE UP OUR FAVORITE GIRLY POSTED

  • @Losingcany
    @Losingcany 8 месяцев назад +1

    POOKIE IS ALIVE AFTER ALL!!

  • @Ghostface12435
    @Ghostface12435 8 месяцев назад

    Fucking helicopter 😂 that was a damn lawnmower

  • @SleepyR.A.E
    @SleepyR.A.E 8 месяцев назад +2

    Watching you during English, hehe

  • @anv1lth0ughtz
    @anv1lth0ughtz 8 месяцев назад

    I have decided to commit to doing a solo at a concert for my guitar class.
    I know this is really off topic from the video but I'm super excited and nervous since I'm gonna try to do three songs (You Are Here, Grapes, and Car Lights)
    Take care to whoever reads this, I'm gonna go back to watching every James Marriott video I can.

  • @Golden-w1r
    @Golden-w1r 8 месяцев назад +1

    IM AWAKE!!

  • @officialblimp
    @officialblimp 7 месяцев назад

    these audios steer me away from dating apps

  • @bonbeelu
    @bonbeelu 8 месяцев назад

    1:21 i was in london last month i loved it so so much i wanna live there rahhh
    Btw im german

  • @chaoscreature
    @chaoscreature 6 месяцев назад

    0:25 Matt Rose clipped this.
    MATT ROSE CLIPPED THIS.
    My two favorite RUclipsrs have been somehow connected.
    YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- *fucking explodes but autistically*

  • @graceyournan
    @graceyournan 8 месяцев назад +1

    POOKIE POSTEDDDD ❤❤❤

  • @jnicole510
    @jnicole510 8 месяцев назад

    2:42 what was the thought process

  • @Katt_Kult
    @Katt_Kult 8 месяцев назад +1

    I love you James

  • @kofiren
    @kofiren 8 месяцев назад +1

    JAMES UPLOAD‼️

  • @hayleyhellbound9513
    @hayleyhellbound9513 8 месяцев назад +1

    When men tell me they enjoy Batman I make them specify whether they like Bruce Wayne or the Joker because the last dude I hung out with that liked joker was straight up telling me in hypotheticals that he was gonna kill me in the woods so I got the fuck outta there. Joker dudes were the clowns in the woods in 2016 100%

  • @michelleoklol5041
    @michelleoklol5041 8 месяцев назад +1

    OH MY GOD POOKIE U ARE LOOKING SO GOOD😻😻🤤🤤🤤

  • @LeerieIsNotAPlaugeDoctor
    @LeerieIsNotAPlaugeDoctor 7 месяцев назад

    That last one 💀💀💀💀

  • @Literally_Fizzaroli
    @Literally_Fizzaroli 8 месяцев назад +1

    I'M HERE I'M HEREE!

  • @Emmver
    @Emmver 8 месяцев назад

    Good video don't get rid of the whiteboard
    (Pookie has always got amazing videos)

  • @deepfriedheart9180
    @deepfriedheart9180 8 месяцев назад +1

    Which of your songs am I supposed to go listen to now ???

  • @lilygray34500
    @lilygray34500 8 месяцев назад +1

    dating apps r traumatic

  • @BigBearBite
    @BigBearBite 7 месяцев назад

    5:40 Brayden looks like Prezoh if he was blonde

  • @kiararenea8166
    @kiararenea8166 8 месяцев назад

    James, I have my last final for the semester tomorrow. Wish me luck, because I'm coming for your country next! 😚