i get goosebumps when james says “hey bestie!” its like for a moment my heart stops, the world stops and i feel myself fall deeper into marriot’s enchanting gaze as he smiles with those pearly whites we know him for. i love you jake mariot
James, You are seriously one of my idols and I really look up to you. You’re one of my safe spaces when I’m feeling really down in the dumps and seeing you upload videos really brightens my day. You’ve helped me through some pretty tough times in my life and I truly value you for it. So thank you :)
I need…. NEED that impression as an audio to listen to anytime I’m sad…. Legit could not tell you the amount of times I rewound the video to hear it again whilst sat here with literal tears running down my face and absolutely howling with laughter (it is 5am…. My neighbours hate me) 😭😭😭😭
8:00 is extremely true! dating apps are for time poor people, those who lack hobbies or social skills and the ones who enjoy hookup culture... for the *most* part. the most organic way to begin a relationship is with a mutual base to begin from. solid advice Jimbo.
I have decided to commit to doing a solo at a concert for my guitar class. I know this is really off topic from the video but I'm super excited and nervous since I'm gonna try to do three songs (You Are Here, Grapes, and Car Lights) Take care to whoever reads this, I'm gonna go back to watching every James Marriott video I can.
0:25 Matt Rose clipped this. MATT ROSE CLIPPED THIS. My two favorite RUclipsrs have been somehow connected. YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- *fucking explodes but autistically*
When men tell me they enjoy Batman I make them specify whether they like Bruce Wayne or the Joker because the last dude I hung out with that liked joker was straight up telling me in hypotheticals that he was gonna kill me in the woods so I got the fuck outta there. Joker dudes were the clowns in the woods in 2016 100%
Me putting slow down as a voice note on my dating profile to distract from my baggage
Sounds effective
having that as a note would probably exemplify ur baggage lol
@@georgesforsyth8280😂 that's what I thought too!
Moment of silence for all the girls james showed his soundcloud to
“bros never done a day of hard work in his life if his first guess was a helicopter over a lawnmower” We stan a self aware pookie x
THA NK U I COULDNT READ IT
the last one has filled me with the urge to never hear again
Same ngl and I was eating 😭😭😭
The groan tube makes a reappearance 😂
2:41 hearing this just caused me physical pain and cut 10 years off my lifespan
I felt this on another level
i physically flinched back lmaoo
hearing the "daddy" gave me an anurism.
It gave me autism and AIDS
i get goosebumps when james says “hey bestie!” its like for a moment my heart stops, the world stops and i feel myself fall deeper into marriot’s enchanting gaze as he smiles with those pearly whites we know him for. i love you jake mariot
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!! MARRIOOOOTTTTTTT (idk what to say but I wanted to say hi and hope you had a good day :])
👁👄👁
OTTOOOOO MENTIONEDDDDD‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥
“He Looks so Micro-“ Real.
3:34 OKAY MAX 10/10
GUYS WAKE UP POOKIE UPLOADED!!
IM AWAKE NOW
IM AWAKE IM AWAKE
I HAVE BEEN AWOKE
IM AWAKE CHILL
I quite literally just woke up
james be like:
eUUUURRRRRRRRROP..... AaaUUUUUUUUUUUp
Why did he eat that up at 3:25
8:25 my brother HAD testicular cancer(he doesn't anymore) and got one of his testicles removed but he somehow had a kid with only one testicle
As it turns out, half of billions, is still billions.
The guy at 5:45 is actually how a lot of people are in the South... 😂😂😂
WAKE UP GUYS!!BABY GIRL POSTED
I should be in lesson rn but this is more important
Ur so real for this
same bro
Real
3:21 HE ATE THAT UP
James showing us his tinder matches for 12 minutes and 13 seconds
I am ashamed to be American, but James, thank u for this one time I can feel accepted as one 🙏🏽
I’ve just spoked with Joe boden and we’re shippin you to britain
@@kingdingaling3376 LETSGO!!
0:34 GYATT
trying a dating app is unhinged enough
“Hi James Marriot” we all say in unison.
4:12 OTTO YAHHH
3:34 chills man wow
YALLS WAKE UP POOKIE HAS POSTED ONCE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( the tube impression is so good james )
that kyle guy had me in the first half... then he said daddy
oliviye
My fav Brighton girly
James,
You are seriously one of my idols and I really look up to you. You’re one of my safe spaces when I’m feeling really down in the dumps and seeing you upload videos really brightens my day. You’ve helped me through some pretty tough times in my life and I truly value you for it. So thank you :)
That impression shot me right back to my childhood with the force of being kicked in the chest by a teletubby. I thank you.
that’s actually a fire impression james!
I need…. NEED that impression as an audio to listen to anytime I’m sad…. Legit could not tell you the amount of times I rewound the video to hear it again whilst sat here with literal tears running down my face and absolutely howling with laughter (it is 5am…. My neighbours hate me) 😭😭😭😭
6:08 yes. definitely. music.
8:00 is extremely true! dating apps are for time poor people, those who lack hobbies or social skills and the ones who enjoy hookup culture... for the *most* part.
the most organic way to begin a relationship is with a mutual base to begin from. solid advice Jimbo.
this is wild as hell lmao thank god i’m not those type of ppl
Yeah me too...
(looks over at my 3 dating apps)
6:57 a shy person, wouldn’t do that
love binge watchin ur vids after a bad day
Me too.
Loving how you’re posting more recently :)
it’s giving evil pinely cardboard core and im here for the chaos
I love when our pookie wookie bookie dookie cutie patootie booboo bear topped with whipped cream sprinkles and a cherry on top uploads ☺️
Now my day is going good bc JAMES POSTED ❤
Not to be dramatic but I’d die for Otto ❤
Max absolutely killed that omfg😭
watching james marriott while wearing james marriott hoodie, 10/10
LUUUCKKKYYY
7:12 you can't do this to me
As someone who hates the sound of my voice on recordings, you couldn’t pay me to willingly have a voice note of myself on a public dating profile 🤢
2:42 STOP STOP STOP NOO AHHHH
Kyle had me crying😭
This was just James expressing his trauma, and it got worse the further on. Also ty to editor for sharing James' fart with us. ❤❤
been crying at *mouth noises* james for 10mins
i love your videos and jokes sm never stop king
("slurp") "Oliver"
Its almost like he's still here with us 😭🕊 rip pookie
POOKIE UPLOADED ⁉️⁉️💯💯🔥🔥
I think we should all aspire to be like Max.
8:12
Me: Zach you forgot Tommyinnit…
Losing my mind over the first one, telling him not to be American when his profile says he’s Canadian
My hamster died two days ago, but this really cheered me up 😊
Wills head is square ⬛️
guys i left for a while when did James Marriot get so pretty
0:31 "so when we were fcking, who were you thinking of" 🤔
U make good impressions 0:27
my hinge voice note is just the weezer guitar lick
3:09 i just know he's french
Love James ripping on the first guy for being American so long when his profile says he's from Canada
WE DEMAND MORE OTTO CONTENT
10:16 ä hõt salsa sälad öøzing with flævours🤤👹
all the happiness he had was just drained at the end
I was very concerned at the thumbnail. I didn’t read the title until I was slightly (highly) worried.
max ate that little thing up
8:19 I just saw GD live yesterday lol.
9:33
FORREST GUMP
Ah look I wonder if James was still sober when he filmed this?
😭😭 I felt so bad for him in that part but he just laughed it off so hopefully that means he’s in a healthy way.
Let’s goo!!
He hecking uploaded
2:46 killed a little part of me
0:55 bro if a man was british i would literally sprint
IM A BIT LATE BUT YAY POOKIE IS FEEDING US AGAIN!
More James
WAKE UP OUR FAVORITE GIRLY POSTED
POOKIE IS ALIVE AFTER ALL!!
Fucking helicopter 😂 that was a damn lawnmower
Watching you during English, hehe
I have decided to commit to doing a solo at a concert for my guitar class.
I know this is really off topic from the video but I'm super excited and nervous since I'm gonna try to do three songs (You Are Here, Grapes, and Car Lights)
Take care to whoever reads this, I'm gonna go back to watching every James Marriott video I can.
IM AWAKE!!
these audios steer me away from dating apps
1:21 i was in london last month i loved it so so much i wanna live there rahhh
Btw im german
0:25 Matt Rose clipped this.
MATT ROSE CLIPPED THIS.
My two favorite RUclipsrs have been somehow connected.
YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- *fucking explodes but autistically*
POOKIE POSTEDDDD ❤❤❤
2:42 what was the thought process
I love you James
JAMES UPLOAD‼️
When men tell me they enjoy Batman I make them specify whether they like Bruce Wayne or the Joker because the last dude I hung out with that liked joker was straight up telling me in hypotheticals that he was gonna kill me in the woods so I got the fuck outta there. Joker dudes were the clowns in the woods in 2016 100%
OH MY GOD POOKIE U ARE LOOKING SO GOOD😻😻🤤🤤🤤
That last one 💀💀💀💀
I'M HERE I'M HEREE!
Good video don't get rid of the whiteboard
(Pookie has always got amazing videos)
Which of your songs am I supposed to go listen to now ???
dating apps r traumatic
5:40 Brayden looks like Prezoh if he was blonde
James, I have my last final for the semester tomorrow. Wish me luck, because I'm coming for your country next! 😚