"There was a young engine driver named Hunt . . . [pregnant pause - lol] . . . Who was given an engine to shunt. . . . He saw a runaway truck, And by yelling out, "Duck!" He saved the life of the fellow in front." Ha! Love it!
This one comment has garnered me more proposals and propositions. Who knew that defending Hitch would make me so popular? As for meeting......well, I doubt that, but thanks for the compliment!
Damn he would kill if he had dedicated his life to stand-up. A little part of me wishes that happened, but i know his contribution to humanity was greater by far. Though, this is an awesome segment.
Yes, I am a woman. I don't know why you consider my gender a liability. I was not "acting tough" as you so dismissively stated it. I AM tough. I'm also smart enough to know a misogynist when I see one. Hating women will get you nowhere. My guess is that you feel inadequate with women and are unable to convince them to have sex with you so you attempt to take your frustrations out on women you see as your superior in some way. Thanks for showing me how superior you think I am! That's sweet.
So...women can't be tough? The only men who chastise women for acting "wrong" are men who are threatened by strong women. Clearly, you're one such man. Because you're so lacking in mental prowess yourself, you find women who are better than you to be a threat. You're not a real man by any means. A real man would grow up and laugh at her rather funny comment. But someone like you has to call out any women who appears slightly assertive. I'm a man by the way...in case you wrongly assumed I wasn't.
His timing is immaculate.
thanks for sharing these videos, cheers
"There was a young engine driver named Hunt
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[pregnant pause - lol]
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Who was given an engine to shunt.
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He saw a runaway truck,
And by yelling out, "Duck!"
He saved the life of the fellow in front."
Ha! Love it!
If Christopher Hitchens and Hunter Thompson were ever to have partied together. . . Jesus, that would be epic.
hah golden, thx for this!
He's really at least three sheets to the wind, lol.
Fucking awesome.
This one comment has garnered me more proposals and propositions. Who knew that defending Hitch would make me so popular?
As for meeting......well, I doubt that, but thanks for the compliment!
I love how when he starts in on the onion joke C-Span flashes that there may be some things that people find objectionable.
Damn he would kill if he had dedicated his life to stand-up. A little part of me wishes that happened, but i know his contribution to humanity was greater by far. Though, this is an awesome segment.
What a beautiful comment.
in Hitchens' water bottle: straight vodka
lol @ 3:15 when the objectionable content warning suddenly pops up
'I think all filth is local' LOL
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I don't know why I'm laughing.
This is great! A rare, deliberately scatter-brained Hitchens.
Man, he is loaded!!!
The ultimate after-dinner raconteur
i cant believe i havent seen this before
"Christan's wallow in denial and call it virtue whilst delighting in ignorance and calling it faith." [Scott Tebben]
He looks REALLY drunk.
He's still awesome.
@CrosshairJack he still does pretty good even when he s hammered geez i love this guy man i hope he lives
everytime he does this they make a POINT to put up the obscenity warnings.
fucking Hitch.
this is so bad that it's hilarious :)
roflmao xD
omfg, he's so fucking drunk.
xD
TANKED! I don't mean he tanked, I mean he IS tanked!
@ciaochowbella
ROFLCOPTER!
One of the better comments I have read thank you!
+1 if you wish you'd been able to hear the rest of the onion joke
Haha is this actually standup? What is the occasion on this?
@TomValedro Chris Hitchens is the only true Rock n' Roll Intellectual i can think of. He makes being a smart sunovahbitch bad ass.
my thoughts exactly. it's kind of surreal and awkward.
I do agree. Those who call him a neocon are joking...
The top comment is hilarious. More so is the fact that the heterosexual in question never came back to this page. That is the definition of owned.
hahaha he was offended
@CrosshairJack he still does pretty good even when he s hammered
@Lackofcoitus Thank you. I do endeavor.
sí señor.
Some people were slow on the up-take.
LMFAO!!!!! drunk
Hes holding a bottle of water but from the looks of him id say theres vodka in that bottle.lol
R.I.P.
You will be missed
Bit fuckin' late at 4:47 stating
"This program [sic] contains content that soke viewers may find objectionable."
Yes, I am a woman. I don't know why you consider my gender a liability. I was not "acting tough" as you so dismissively stated it. I AM tough. I'm also smart enough to know a misogynist when I see one.
Hating women will get you nowhere. My guess is that you feel inadequate with women and are unable to convince them to have sex with you so you attempt to take your frustrations out on women you see as your superior in some way.
Thanks for showing me how superior you think I am! That's sweet.
do you even understand what "ceases" means?
Anyone think that bottle is filled with vodka?
Is that really hitchens??
I wanna ffollow in my fffathers ffffootsteps.
have we ever seen Christopher this drunk?
Hitchens is truly a fine debater but I would leave standup comedy alone.
After the introduction one sad lonely individual is booing, now that's what I call a contrarian.
There's no way that bottle is filled with water...
@lampard554 yes, that's why i said "in question"
@TrueMusou george carlin too.
Could we meet? You sound like the woman of my dreams...
"NEOCON"
Huh? He supports a national health service and is an atheist.
@CrosshairJack si lol
Much as I love the Hitch - don't think Stand up comdedy is his forte to be honest lol.
wow wtf is this ?! is this rely him ?
@robdale88 He most likely was in a similar circumstance.
exactly what i thought, seems he's a bit too dry for the audience lol
@MrCraniumExplosion I aim to please!
We see here, that Hitchens was a philosopher not a stand up comedian!
Hitchens is like beer. Better with alcohol.
That is not water.
@missgreeneyes56 Actually I think a sodden Dawkins would be pretty funny.
@Trawn666 This.
@equallyeasilyfuqyou I get that a lot.....
@bahdahdoop That's a lovely offer, but I'm already engaged to be married.
However, if something should happen, you'll be my second choice.
hahahahaah
He's plastered!!!!
So...women can't be tough?
The only men who chastise women for acting "wrong" are men who are threatened by strong women.
Clearly, you're one such man.
Because you're so lacking in mental prowess yourself, you find women who are better than you to be a threat.
You're not a real man by any means. A real man would grow up and laugh at her rather funny comment. But someone like you has to call out any women who appears slightly assertive.
I'm a man by the way...in case you wrongly assumed I wasn't.
Ah, ha sweetie, don't quit your day job.
Weeeeeeird.
lol?
Some men are desperate.
Pissed as a fart. At least he's more interesting than the holier than thou Richard Dawkins.
he's totally wasted here.