I Fight The TEKKEN 7 Characters... THE IRL TIERLIST
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The wait for Tekken 8 has TMM making some weird tier lists.
Tekkenless behavior
Bro must be bored
@@certainpersonword Lmfao.
Fr tho. Like how many times he’s gonna make a Steve video?
we all are bored LMAO
kunimitsu has a knife, Kazumi trained martial arts her whole life and is also a devil. you ain't beating these two lol 😂
Not unless you fall on top of them
@@ShadowOfMassDestruction well Kazumi also can hurl a fuckin tiger at you, TMM ain't falling on top of that
@@ShadowOfMassDestructionkazumi also has her tiger soooo.
still only 50lbs, bruh lol. & 4 foot 3.
@@ShadowOfMassDestruction bro, a tiger's bite can crush your bones like they're made of paper, I don't think yeeting a big dude such as TMM is enough.
Bro we have to take this seriously, this is the most important tier list for T7.
One mistake... Akuma wouldn't find you worthy to kill.
And I kinda feel like Kuni would chop your balls in your sleep. Or maybe I'm confusing her with mama Kazumi
If you interrupt his training... dude, there are fates worse than death.
Kazumi is like, anyone would be super dead unless they're heihachi. She is literally the original devil here. And has a summonable tiger.
Claudio, a literal demon hunter that can throw lightning fast arrows made of pure light energy.
TMM : "Yeah easy win"
In real life he can't do that
Claudio would be the biggest kappaPride character if he were real..
Yeah, easy win cause he can't do that irl
Kazuya can’t electric irl neither? :(
@@coneman2842 He can do a regular wind god fist but it's -10 so you can punish with 1,1,2
Realistically, they're all up there in "I die hard". Not a single chance against any of them. Xiaoyu threw a grown man 10 meters up with a single kick in tekken 3 intro. You'd be into pieces by a slap. Even if we don't consider their superhuman qualities, 95% of them are martial artists. I don't think I personally would beat Asuka, for example, even if I'm phisically stronger than her.
what a genius u are
Yeah but they're women tho, and tiny. Martial arts aren't really gonna help
@@drabnail777Doesn't matter, would still beat the living shit out of you considering even the weakest of them can destroy concrete or bend steel effortlessly.
The only thing that makes this interesting is ignoring what they do in the game and instead imagining what they would be like if they existed in real life with real life constraints.
Asuka’s “martial art” is a “real” “martial art” that doesn’t work at all
That Gigas impression had me rolling on the floor LMAO
The best part lmao
Pretty good impression. Artistic.
"WHAT'S THAT *SCARED CAVE MAN NOISES* "
14:58
This literally sounds like something that would work more with Kazuya, Feng or Akuma. Jin doesn't find challenges amusing. If he did, he wouldn't brush off Hwoarang every time he wanted to fight.
kazuya?
I feel like Kaz wouldnt care at all about a challenge. He seems more like a "get it done" type
Kaz would smirk and then melt your face off with his laser.
Yeah and I think Jin's intro where he just says "Don't get in my way" shows that he's completely willing to knock someone out if they're just bothering him.
He doesn't care about a challenge at all, at least not anymore
You have a chance against kazuya as long a as you remenber to sidewalk left.
this is like that tierlist where someone said he would win against a tiger except its fictional martial artists
Lets say this tier list is anything but accurate😂
Longest 4 months for Tmm to wait for T8
LMAO
You can buy friendship with Law and Paul, since they are always fight for it
Bro acts like these character don't know how to fight back
bro really thinks he can win against Yoshimitsu
He would get bodied by all female characters, he only downplays them because he doesn't like them
@@riahisamahey man gotta make this list more interesting somehow
dude you'll lose to every single character just because they know martial arts and you don't
Nah all the girls are losing ez
@@udontwannaknowmyname2303no they not 🤣
@@udontwannaknowmyname2303Kazumi and Eliza are fucking literal demon's.
Kuni and Master raven, are ninjas with magical powers.
And Elisa is a fucking robot.
@@udontwannaknowmyname2303You don't have a chance
@@momop788 If you fall on top of them you win
13:50 i love how he roasted jin😂
😂😂
yep Kazuya falls in that same category
virJin mains on life support 😅
@@MenmaKazamaexpect he doesn't.. kazuya is a tough guy full of scars that is merciless..
Jin is just a soft guy 😂
@@sakushitsugoda6595 Kazuya is also a dork and sneaker collector.
I love these styles/kinds of videos! So goofy and funny and silly! Main Man Swe is a peach of a person with an excellent and great and happy personality! I love him! He is very funny!
I knew he'd do Jin dirty.
If there's one person no one can survive fighting, it's jin. Oh, also akuma, can't forget him.
The geese part got me 😂
At the end of the day they will all knock him out since all of them are fighters
People thinking they can beat any professional fighter regardless of weight will always be funny to me. No dude you can’t. I have seen a 6” 7’ guy get knocked the fuck out by a 5 4 boxer. Weight matter only when both fighters are trained. Funny video though.
Asuka beating thugs on a daily basis
Paid actors
This is the content we all subscribed for 💪
Kinda projecting with all the female characters falling over them, all of these characters would kick our arses from top to bottom no exception.
What is he projecting?
Oh I'd fall on top of them all right.
Alisa - She's an Android, might have a chance to dismantle her or could call Doctor B. to find her weakness
Law - Could give him money, pay his bills or offer him pizza to spare my life, he's kind of cheap
Lee Chaolan - Could perhaps ask to work under him as a servant or something to spare my life and backstab him later when he's too overconfident
Negan - Offer to join his Saviors, but he would eventually find a way to sacrifice me somehow.... I just won't die hard
Panda - Even though it would hurt my pride, I'll stand behind Xiaoyu and threaten Panda not to come close or I would fall on Xiaoyu and end her life, Panda wouldn't want that so I would still have a chance
Don't stand behind Xiao Yu, she would just waning moon you into the Panda and you die
The only one that might be right is ganryu literally gets bodied the rest in lore most would actually try to kill if not accidentally put you in the ER.literally might only have a chance against Miguel. Who’s the street fighter
This is peak TMM lol
”the end of tekkengelion“ phase
Ty for saying the character names for those of us just listening!
Xiaoyu is very skilled at fighting bigger opponents. Put some respect mid tier.
he is talking irl stuff
@@prakashnotparkas4118 Asuka would win against MaimanSWE, she's extremely strong
If we talk irl...
Luck chloe can litteraly lift over 400 kg with just ger feet while dancing and throw a 400 kg robot through the air...
@@prakashnotparkas4118irl too, i know the video is just for jokes but no one in real life is beating a Tekken character, unless they know martial arts
@@prakashnotparkas4118
Buddy, look at the fights she had in the series, Nina, King, Alisa, also tekken 3 intro has her beat Heihachi agents
Asuka beats tf out of punks and gangs and knows self defense
Noctis has magic stuff to him
Julia was a wrestler before too, fight King and Marduk there too
Realistically you aint beating even Lucky Chloe, simply all characters know to fight, let alone a bunch are acrobatic
ah yes, noctis, the dude that can casually split mountains in half, too easy
IRL you offer Bob like 20 cheese burgers and let the heart attack happen.
single handedly the best tier list in the tekken community, tmm such a troll its hilarious i mean you cant hate the guy his signature move is falling on top of the opponent its a high move with -50 frame leaving you in a laying position if it whiffs
Truly the most acurate tier list,
im pretty sure they go in "i die hard"( with perhaps only Lucky Chloe whos not a martial artist or mountain of muscles but she would still dance on you)
But then again , mainman might be a master of "Glima" for all we know "falling on top" might be him describing his ultimate takedown move !
or hes just goofing idk
Every single one of the these characters are superhumanly strong. Funny video though.
yeah every character should be in the "i die hard" tier lmfaoo
@@rToph All of these damn characters peak human, it'd be better to pin these characters with other medias, like comics or other movie/tv show characters.
Not Jin being at the bottom and Kazuya on top💀
TMM is insane if he thinks that he'd even touch Xiaoyu in a fight
What he Said about Jin. Highly accurate! I laughed so gosh darned harded! Laughed even harder onced places inside Knocked the F’s outted!
🤣
GGWP!!!
😂😂😂
Lmao, tmm u are a legend, i swear
The fated tmm "falling on top of your opponents with your 6'3 200 pounds body" technique wipes out 90% of the roster
He beats all females(except Panda, Alisa and Eliza) and gets beaten by all males. The most predictable tierlist ever .
“It’s pretty accurate so far” ~ TMMswe 2023
Now hold off on Leo being a twig/nk, because if you remember in the apparently canon Tekken Tag 2 ending, leo straight up dodged bullets and had a perfect landing on a moving train
This entire roster would destroy the average human being, the man just needs content tho, I guess.
Well this is….something different for sure
This list i believe is just for fun and to have some laughs, cuz many of the characters, even the goofy ones you aint gonna beat in a fight
Xiaoyu fought those like Nina, Alisa, lasted a fight vs King, while a normal person would die from his throws or other moves, unless TMM can legit fight and know h2h he aint standing a chance to any
Also Gigas has just the mouth uncovered and is bullet proof from Katarina story, so like how you stab something in him
TMM...Noctis can literally teleport, summon a multitude of weapons, and use fire, electric, and ice magic 😂, and in a realistic fight...he would call his gang to come and fight you as well XD. You could fold Prompto and Igniz no chance, but Gladiolus...Noctis would just get Gladio to curb stomp you XD 😂.
C'mon Adrian, emo edgy boy is dangerous dont be that mean.. he even looks more dangerous than justin Bieber
He kinda mixed Jin with Ryu. Jin would murder TMM if its for the greater good since he's anti hero and shit .
Wang and Mokujin from the other Tekken games are probably the only two I might have a chance to win in a fight in real life.
7:12 he would do that if you called his collection of tanks stupid, but other than that he would probably just stare at you and leave if you did nothing lol
Character masculinity tierlist
Feels more like trying to make an IRL strength tierlist, than a "would i personally defeat him?" one.
If they're physically smaller than TMM, he wins, unless they have superpowers. if they're bigger, he loses. That's about it. 😆
Azucena - Put poison in the coffee... "Here! I made some delicious coffee for you"
This has gotta be the biggest joke for TMM
5:10 clip his words 😂
I didnt realise how easy it was to beat the greatest fighters in the world. If your a couple inches taller you can just fall on them and thats that
has 5 inches one someone "yeah i fall on you and you die"
confident much?
Now THIS is the content I subbed for!
Now thats fucking content right there folks
So what this chart shows is that TMM is a woman beater.
with all these we can make a tekken tierlist - tierlist
Jon Jones vs the Tekken cast tier list
Kazuya mains will always trash Jin. Jin will definitely Kill hard list (he has a Devil form COME ON)
Hwoarang & Lei should be at (I have a chance)
Ganryu is a sumo wrestler come on now…
Anna is a trained assassin too and will kill you.
TMM was obviously trolling with some of these.
Its all fun and games. In reality TMM is getting merked by all of them.
This has nothing to do with being a Kazuya main.
I noticed that lots of Kazuya mains always trash Jin. And it’s the same with Nina mains who trash on Anna. Why do they do that? 😂 Kazuya will always be the poster boy and Nina will always get better treatment than Anna yet they feel like it’s the opposite.
Josie & Fahk mains also trash on Bruce. Also seen a few King players do the same to AK.
TMM channeling his inner naruto, winning wars with friendship
Bruh. This video is like if u empty out your pockets and nothing is inside but then your friend says "No , i see something " and pulls out pocket lint
How in the world would he survive yoshimitsus and noctis swords? He’d be in pieces in 2 seconds.
I don't know why I thought y'all wouldn't take this seriously
13:42 the best line 😂😂😂😂😂
Rare footage of tmm liking Panda
I def watch this channel the most. Thanks MM
We need an hour of MainmanSWE Clown Show
This is pretty similar to his dating tier list
If weapons are allowed doesnt that mean noctis and kuni can use their swords. Also kazumi has a pet tiger so I dont think falling on top of her would be a good idea
Kazumi is literally the original devil too. She should be near the top
10:59 ALthough extreme, doesn't king go to the bottom , you tell him throw the fight and donate to his chosen charity, and if he finds out you didn't and he finds out where you are prepare for a long hospital stay . (or am I thinking of the 1st King?)
edit: Same goes for Law with money
That Gigas impression needs to be modded into the game.
I thought I was immune to TMM cringiness, but this video has shown me that tmm can reach cringe levels far beyond my point of comprehension. Great job mailman... great job.
Mans forgot Kuni has knives lmao, Noctis is pulling up with a whole ass sword lol. Also I think we're underestimating the women that can actually strike, like Lili's martial arts is trash but Josie might actually put up fight considering she's like a champion mma fighter, and you probably don't have any fight experience
What's uP guys,MainManSWE here
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face
You can tell tekken is a complex game when a real life based tierlist takes 5 times less to make.
Lidia uses traditional Shotokan Karate, not Kyokushin.
the official chauvinism tier list
main man immortal kills everyone with his jawline of swedish steel
Nah. A well placed kick to your jaw from the bottom tier characters would knock you majority of human beings out lol. Especially the highly trained ones
A no life influencer/gamer/video game pro player has no chance of beating any of these character's who at their most basic form are martial artists lmao
Honestly Negan is just a dude with a bat obv from walking dead show. Def have a chance
This is so entertaining and so not serious too because wtf would you even join a martial arts tournament and just let a 6+ foot man crush you without doing nothing 💀 If this was serious then TMM would not even touch Chloe (that's mercy lmao) unless he is a black belter himself ahahaha and why does he think he can befriend some of them like Fairy Tail 😭😭😭
that Gigas part 6:31 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Leo does fantasy bajiquan, Julia too. I'd beat both of them.
This was the funniest shit ever wtf
Noctis has blades, so has Kunimitsu & can spit fire, Asuka & Kazumi are trained martial artists (so is Josie but her fear would probably freeze her). Yoshimitsu has a sword, can teleport & fly, is only a dork in Tekken 7 (I'm convinced he's not the same Yoshimitsu from Tekken 1 - Tag 2). Steve is a boxing champion.
You can't let your bias blind you to the truth, TMM. You aren't as a buff beefy boy you think you are.
The cap already started when you said you are 6'3
He is. Watch him in tournaments years ago. Dude is tall and has long freaking legs
Kazumi is an actual demon she’ll kill you for breakfast 😊
Never do that again
I knock you the Friendship out
Tekken characters in DBD universe teir list. ASAP!!
I mean it’s all a joke and even lore wise he knows they all win but he kind of forgot kazumi has the devil gene
Jin is not pure lmfao...
Kuni has knives bro. You'll fall on a knife if you're lucky