nick B I’m a road biker and I’m seriously offended by that. I challenge you mountain bikers to do a crit and see how that goes for you you strait bar smack talkers.
LORENZO is still cleaning testicular matter out of his rear sprocket and seat stay, surely deserving of at least a water bottle! I lost it during that clip! 😂🤣
Maybe Martyn thought the jersey to be an inappropriate color choice for Lorenzo’s new gender transformation 😅 I agree, that had me laughing in a ER office for 3 minuets, the guy... gal whichever parts are still left, needs some GMBN trophy love for that video!👍
Lorenzos crash and Martyn and Blakes reaction to it are the funniest thing I've seen for a long time. I keep having to watch it back and everytime I'm in tears. Thank you so much guys!
Martyn never disappoints!! Lorenzo with his double nut hit was my favorite one. It got even better when Martyn said he ripped his, hmm “junk” off! Every time he starts laughing, I do too!! Martyn & Blake, please keep it up and keep me crying!! 🤣🤣
Laying in a hospital bed in Cornwall at gone Eleven at night laughing my head off and pissing other patients off in the process 😂😂 ‘Winded is technically breathing!’ 😳😂🤣
This is the funniest/BEST GMBN show ever. At 2:45 Anonymous was attempting to bail from casing the jump way too late. He let go of the bars and was coming off of the peddles just before crash down. Would have been far better off trying to ride out the landing.
Hey GMBN Team ;-) .. few scary fails on this for sure ;-) I think the one where the rider gets his pedal caught in the root, went OTB plus the Slow Mo .. so perfectly resembling at the fail i had last year .. so many thing looked alike .. lmfao .. picked myself up .. picked up the pieces .. and back on the saddle to head back home .. pains going uphill i'll tell ya .. Good show as usual my friends .. Keep the good work .. Cheers !!! See Ya !!!!
Martyn and Blake - we need a whole episode of you fellas laughing at "double bounce" videos. Bravo!!!! Love this little corner of the world that exists here. Cheers.
Oh man I am in tears here! You guys are mint, so funny. On that last one I think everybody in mtb community went quiet simultaneously. Community=Oooooh(silence) Comments= no injuries he’s ok Community= yyyeeaaaahhhhh!!!! Great stuff lads keep it up Cheers
I like road cycling more than mountain biking (not keen on crashing like these poor souls) but man if I don’t smile on your videos way more than GCN you guys rock
8:25 Jasper there is no way you could be smiling right through that, I think you superglued a smiling mask on your face...lol that was such a cool clip.
I have to say, the fails & nails are my favorite. I laugh my @$$ off every time someone gets the wind knocked out of them(winded). I laugh so hard I cry because the funniest part is watching Martyn loose it, crack up and cry. Martyn & Blake, you guys are the best at fails & bails. Keep up the great commentary!!
Now that was quality viewing. More than twice as funny as if I was just watching the clips on my own. I'm watching alone but felt as if I was in a room full of people ...all of us with tears of joy running down our faces 🤣
Superb,,I'm now getting in to mountain biking after a long time off..Just bought a Carrera Vulcan to try and back in to it...on problem , I'm a 55, so expect some crash videos
23:16 I learned that trick. Ride or walk it. Don't try to do the slow and what seems safe method. I got the very same results going over a rock garden section. Lesson learned. Next lesson, please. ;-) Oh, I also had a pack on with loaded with trail tools. The pack weight was about 35 lbs.
Love these videos! "No pain No gain" (sort of) but... It's good to watch crashes for hours an hour's 2 days before picking up the new bike 👍😎 love the enthusiasm of these two hooligans! 💯
Got some mad fails and bails to share with us? Send them in via our uploader 👉 upload.gmbn.com 👈
I got a good one uploading currently.
Many more where that came from.
God damnit Jack
Please help me out I wanna send in my video but can't get out of viewing mode on the website so I can't upload it
Never mind, I figured it out!
@@gushollen6303 RAD! 🤙
Break yourself. Break your bike. Win Gmbn Jersey. Worth it. 😂🤟
Yes of course!
But don't break your bike!
@@th_js The More stuff you manage to break, the greater your chances of winning
I'm a newbie. Do bikers go to these trails and just launch themselves full steam at those features, or do they first walk and spot their line?
Lollll😂😂 so tru
"Curly bar Nut Job" - That's the best description of a road biker ever!
🤣
It was funny but sad kind of lol
nick B I’m a road biker and I’m seriously offended by that. I challenge you mountain bikers to do a crit and see how that goes for you you strait bar smack talkers.
@@owen.newportwainwright4552 I hope you're taking the piss
LORENZO should have won. I was in tears of laughter, give him a shirt. Go on.
LORENZO is still cleaning testicular matter out of his rear sprocket and seat stay, surely deserving of at least a water bottle! I lost it during that clip! 😂🤣
Maybe Martyn thought the jersey to be an inappropriate color choice for Lorenzo’s new gender transformation 😅
I agree, that had me laughing in a ER office for 3 minuets, the guy... gal whichever parts are still left, needs some GMBN trophy love for that video!👍
Could stay he “gambled” with his balls aye
Yeah Lorenzo was the best ever!!!
Let spare a thought for Lorenzo being unable to have kids due accidental castration.
360* root crash was one of the best I've ever seen!
FaCts! Who gets the credit?
GMBN should do a 50/50 like a reddit 50/50 challenge. Combining sends and fails, not knowing whats to come.
We have had a few people ask us to try this and Martyn thinks this would be good!
@@gmbn yay
I love it when Martyn and Blake lose it and start laughing. Has me in absoloute stiches !!!!!!!!!
Nigel Johnson how, did you fall off your stairs, how is it possible to get stitches from laughing.
Mustafa Kirman r/whoooosh
@@jackhewitt7902 lmaoooooo best reaction ever I'm joking man I'm not some 9 year old who took their moms phone
hahaha "Double compression of the balls..." 15:40 I'm dying!!
MTB Trail Rider , same mate I’m fucking crying it’s so funny
DOUBLE KILL
Lorenzos crash and Martyn and Blakes reaction to it are the funniest thing I've seen for a long time. I keep having to watch it back and everytime I'm in tears.
Thank you so much guys!
Martyn never disappoints!! Lorenzo with his double nut hit was my favorite one. It got even better when Martyn said he ripped his, hmm “junk” off! Every time he starts laughing, I do too!! Martyn & Blake, please keep it up and keep me crying!! 🤣🤣
Lorenzo - that sound! I was in tears too!
When the guy with the road bike head butted the log, Martin said "I suggest he gets right back on the road" had me 💀😂😂😂
Laying in a hospital bed in Cornwall at gone Eleven at night laughing my head off and pissing other patients off in the process 😂😂
‘Winded is technically breathing!’ 😳😂🤣
Waited until after I got back from my ride before watching this video - that was definitely the right order in which to do things.
This was a long toilet session.
Would you say you went for a BIG D ouble
Numb legs...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Session if that toilet like that double in the local trail
Toilet trip with awkward laughing through the door
OMG LMFAO in pain watching Lorenzo's crash. Martyn and Blake I haven't laughed like that for ages. Lovin' GMBN!
GMBN and Grand Tour crossover would be sick! Richard Hammond tries MTB, while Niel tries racing cars.
Holy shit yea!
actually Richard is quite active in offroad riding. He posted a few times when he was out with his doughter greenlaning on motocross or (e)mtb
And both nearly dies.
Knowing how prone Hammond is to crashing, perhaps not the best idea? Maybe Neil goes racing, and Richard Hammond...helps with digging an MTB trail? :D
Oh my days, this is the most entertaining thing I have seen in ages. Martyn and Blake should never be replaced in these ones! 🤣
This was hilarious watching Blake and Martin commentating 😂😂😂
always nice to get a visit from the scorpion king, brings a smile to my face....that last crash though eesh
Martyn Ashton's humor in the face of tragedy is true inspiration. He is a hero.
You pair of cruel Sods, poor Lorenzo especially when the rear tyre gave him the coup de grace.hahah
I like how Blake was pushing the little toy bike in the table 😂🤣
That double rear tire nut gobbler off that jump had me rolling.
This is the funniest/BEST GMBN show ever. At 2:45 Anonymous was attempting to bail from casing the jump way too late. He let go of the bars and was coming off of the peddles just before crash down. Would have been far better off trying to ride out the landing.
Omg!! Your reactions to the guy on the big jump that's lost his gentleman sassage hahaha I'm crying with laughter... Literally crying 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Late to the party, but OMG I cried tears throughout the whole of this. Martyn and Blake crack me up.
Chris, getting your head whacked by your rear wheel was absolutely epic! Congrats on the free jersey!
Hey GMBN Team ;-) .. few scary fails on this for sure ;-)
I think the one where the rider gets his pedal caught in the root, went OTB plus the Slow Mo .. so perfectly resembling at the fail i had last year ..
so many thing looked alike .. lmfao .. picked myself up .. picked up the pieces .. and back on the saddle to head back home .. pains going uphill i'll tell ya ..
Good show as usual my friends .. Keep the good work .. Cheers !!! See Ya !!!!
Martyn and Blake - we need a whole episode of you fellas laughing at "double bounce" videos. Bravo!!!! Love this little corner of the world that exists here. Cheers.
"his front tire went, I don't think so!" made me spit my coffee out and for real bust out laughing at the screen, haha.
Oh man I am in tears here! You guys are mint, so funny. On that last one I think everybody in mtb community went quiet simultaneously.
Community=Oooooh(silence)
Comments= no injuries he’s ok
Community= yyyeeaaaahhhhh!!!!
Great stuff lads keep it up Cheers
18:51 "sounds like a hippo" you killed me there hahahahaha
I like road cycling more than mountain biking (not keen on crashing like these poor souls) but man if I don’t smile on your videos way more than GCN you guys rock
On the first downhill one I thought “no more baby’s for him"
Lorenzo brought tears to my eyes
The dude that hit the tree’s bike just got STONKED!!!
This was fucking hilarious. Not the crashes, just the banter between you three. Brilliant stuff. Love ya X
What we learned - Don't listen to GCN and keep away from CX bikes.
Pienimusta Yeah, because what this video tells us is ‘ride a mountain bike, cross bikes are too dangerous’... 🧐
@@rob-c. At least you don't end with cracked face. Cracked nuts sure but...
Pienimusta still
Not convinced looking at the winner! 😀
Just don't do too crazy stuff on them (in other worlds if you want to do jumps get a mtb)
If you want your skin, ride MTB. If you want your bones, ride road. If you want neither, ride cross.
15:30 funniest commentary ever. I’m practically crying
Going riding today, can’t wait to see if I make it into next months
That's alafia STATE Park. Just outside of Tampa FL. Great place
Maaaan that "prrrrrt" sound on Lorenzo. HAHAHAHAHAHA
My favourite series on GMBN. Nothing beats a good crash
"Skate" park is definitely a typo. It's Alafia River State Park near Tampa, Florida. Trails were built in and around an old phosphate strip mine.
Came here to correct him too, lol
I’m still SMILING 😁!!!
I agree with the results. Number one was BRUTAL!!!
Great show guys, you both do such a great job. Martyn was particularly funny this episode.
The 360 root crash was by far the BEST.
3:40 must be the greates crash footage ever :D
The second clip is majestic af
14:18 That's the quickest transition to a manual that I've ever seen. Forget about the L-shape!
He's landed on his gonads...Best line EVER on the internet...Period...You Brits can make anything sound polite!
Best show ever, absolutely pissed myself laughing. Don't know what it is about watching people fail but it's funny
8:25 Jasper there is no way you could be smiling right through that, I think you superglued a smiling mask on your face...lol that was such a cool clip.
This was the best month yet! Got me laughing in tears. lol
I have to say, the fails & nails are my favorite. I laugh my @$$ off every time someone gets the wind knocked out of them(winded). I laugh so hard I cry because the funniest part is watching Martyn loose it, crack up and cry. Martyn & Blake, you guys are the best at fails & bails. Keep up the great commentary!!
Now that was quality viewing. More than twice as funny as if I was just watching the clips on my own. I'm watching alone but felt as if I was in a room full of people ...all of us with tears of joy running down our faces 🤣
Thanks, glad you liked it! 🤙
Burst out laughing with “ Neil is the Richard Hammond of GMBN “ wife looked at me like was crazy! Great video!
Just cried with laughter over Lorenzo!
Lorenzo had me in literal tears. 😂
15:00 -17:00 I'm literally in tears laughing. Love listening to you guys
The winner is at Alifia River State Park in Florida. Great trails.
Superb,,I'm now getting in to mountain biking after a long time off..Just bought a Carrera Vulcan to try and back in to it...on problem , I'm a 55, so expect some crash videos
Ahhh love the GMBN version of cheech and chong......you 2 guys allways make me cry from laughing
He put his face right in that bush…I think we’ve all been there before Martyn 😉
@10:45 - His face in that Bush! LMFAO!!!
Yay Chris!! Those are my home trials. Pronounced "AL-uh-fi-uh State Park. Great trails.
That drop bar crash is so nasty I think I got concussion just from watching it.
You guys are sooo bad. Lol. I agree with the win for Chris. The camera angels were classic.
🤣PMSL..That coconut sound. 🤣😂
Y'all have a warped sense of humor. So do I.
Love how Blake is playing w a play mobile biker for pretty much the whole thing 😂😂
We need a ‘crying with laughter’ button .... too funny !
did anyone notice the change of the toy bike at 7:41
edit:and again at 10:31
15:03 I really got tears in my eyes.....thats hilarious
Chris is not only wrecked, he’s a cinematographer. He deserved the jersey for his art.
Man I've never done a collarbone, even though all my crashes are OTBs into shoulder diving the ground haha
I like Chris's because of the quality of the footage.... That shouldn't count as much but it's just a perfect filmed bit of revenge from the bike.
Im not laughing at the crashes… Im laughing at blake's laugh. LOL.
Shiiii***, what a legendary fall Lorenzo !
Here at work (Thailand) looking through vids. And I picked this one....sigh. I was laughing so loud at work . Good times lmao
Dude on the road bike has some proper drain bamage!!!!
@15.52 Me Ashton, something about you just isn't right......I am laughing so hard ....tears rollin down my face.....OMG
Worthy winner for that matrix shot but sad to see Lorenzo call down the hammer of Thor on his own nuts and no payoff smh
When they said raise your hand if you have broken your collar bone I raised my hand
I have crashed more than once on frozen puddles, often underestimating how thin the ice was or how deep the pothole underneath :-D
You know you've had a bad crash when Neil goes 'owww, that's bad!'
🤣
It was at that moment he knew he f**ked up lol
23:16 I learned that trick. Ride or walk it. Don't try to do the slow and what seems safe method. I got the very same results going over a rock garden section. Lesson learned. Next lesson, please. ;-) Oh, I also had a pack on with loaded with trail tools. The pack weight was about 35 lbs.
Flying W had me rolling!
"It's gone wrong dude, stop smiling!" - Cracked me up.
Love these videos! "No pain No gain" (sort of) but...
It's good to watch crashes for hours an hour's 2 days before picking up the new bike 👍😎 love the enthusiasm of these two hooligans! 💯
"The Richard Hammond of GMBN" I'm dying...
The funniest f$*#@$g GMBN episode ever! You guys had me crying with laughter.
Half the fun of these is watching Blake's reactions, which tend to mirror mine precisely.
Love the merge
Neil surname "Richard Hammond of GMBN" make me cry!!! ahahhaha
We all finally realise we have injured more than just a knee. Cranks and peddles vs handle bars and brake levers,which one hurts the most.
10:44 "His face in that bush" LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL