Patrick: I don't get it. The XBOX: Let me boot it up for you. The PlayStation: My favorite color is blue, so... did you put a mod? The XBOX: Yes I did. 0:11-0:17: Am I a joke to you? The XBOX: Why is it BLUE??! (scuffs) The PlayStation: It's my favorite color... Nintendo Company: I did not see that... All of his other fiends: We did not recognize blue back then... Other companies than XBOX, PlayStation and Nintendo: Since when is blue our fiend? Even the non-console companies, the viewers watching this video: WHY IS XBOX A DIFFERENT COLOR THAN GREEN? Green is the only color we love... Patrick: So now I got it... The PlayStation: I got that too. Bill Gates: Would you like to sell my consoles? Patrick: NO! THIS IS PATRICK! PlayStation Passerby: My consoles can be yours for just $499. Patrick: NO! THIS... IS... PATRICK!!! Patrick: And MY NAME'S NOT RICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s actually really cool
what if it was blue?
Sick
XStation can't exi-
Patrick: I don't get it.
The XBOX: Let me boot it up for you.
The PlayStation: My favorite color is blue, so... did you put a mod?
The XBOX: Yes I did.
0:11-0:17: Am I a joke to you?
The XBOX: Why is it BLUE??! (scuffs)
The PlayStation: It's my favorite color...
Nintendo Company: I did not see that...
All of his other fiends: We did not recognize blue back then...
Other companies than XBOX, PlayStation and Nintendo: Since when is blue our fiend?
Even the non-console companies, the viewers watching this video: WHY IS XBOX A DIFFERENT COLOR THAN GREEN? Green is the only color we love...
Patrick: So now I got it...
The PlayStation: I got that too.
Bill Gates: Would you like to sell my consoles?
Patrick: NO! THIS IS PATRICK!
PlayStation Passerby: My consoles can be yours for just $499.
Patrick: NO! THIS... IS... PATRICK!!!
Patrick: And MY NAME'S NOT RICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I just had a stroke reading this.
What
holy shid