Okay, you got me. Until the part with the Koopa with a van, I was genuinely believing this was legit, even second guessing myself when I thought the jumping animation looked more Dorkly than Nintendo. I commend you
Same. I was excited to see a crazy glitch screen, or an unused map layout. I'm a little curious about what happens if you hang around after the Koopa starts to let his van run.
You almost had me there for the first 38 seconds. Things started to get a weeeee bit suspicious from that point on. Not sure what gave it away though... Just a gut feeling...
It's so nice to see you guys return to form! This one is a clever idea that would be funny to see for other games too. lol When I was a kid, I remember visiting a lot of "cheat" websites, where people posted a lot of "super secret" stuff that sounds ridiculous as an adult but I totally believed and tried as a kid. Maybe making the series delve into some of these dumb "secrets", such as finding Chrysalis, the fusion bird pokemon that is a fusion of the Legendary Birds in Red and Blue, which requires beating the Pokemon League while evolving three Eevee into their respective forms alongside the legendary birds, then see them get combined in the spot where Mewtwo stands in Cerulean cave. And then Missingno comes and sells hotdogs, or something. I forget at this point.
@@Jolis_Parsec Ah, I'm glad someone else remembers some of those. lol I was a dumb kid who tried every single one of them. Then one day, one of them actually turned out to be true. (The actual glitch for getting Mew view defeating the youngster after Nugget Bridge and flying back to Lavender Town). Blew my friend's and my minds.
I was also dying at the end when we panned back to Bowser looking down at the lava pit like, "Wh-what the?! My library! Who sunk my library?! I had some rare and valuable books in there!"
@@ghostchaser1631 right, I love the little "post credit" things they do. I also like how it's like, "that doesn't really do anything, it's a dick thing to do" and Mario gets that look on his face
This kinda reminds me of the secret level in the original Star Fox that had you having to get hit by an enemy and ending up in a weird dimension with warping faces and a slot machine boss, then having to reset the game to end it.
There was a playground rumor that SMB had a secret level where you collect fruit (watermelon, cherries, etc). I always wondered what started that. Now I know it was actually just humping goombas.
this is a good one, feels like that cartoon network mad sketch with the “hail a cab” cheat. maybe make a whole series outta this? maybe even fake cheat codes long with the fake levels? 3:01
Dammit, I it fucked up! I got in the van! The koopa ended up putting Mario in a pipe & kept telling him to put the lotion in the basket. Do NOT put the lotion in the basket!!!
I keep trying. Everything goes fine until I get to the Koopa by the van. Mario keeps getting into the passenger seat of the van and dying from carbon monoxide poisoning w/Koopa. This is *VERY, VERY, VERY* frustrating! What am I doing wrong???
🙂👍 Thank you so much for doing this Dorkly! 😉👌 And excellent work on the "Super Secret Level" walkthrough! 😄👊 You had me convinced that this was real until Mario starts interacting with that Koopa!
So as Bowser is staring down where his collection used to be, he's eventually going to start crying, and this lasts 10 to 15 minutes in real time. Once Bowser is done sobbing, the camera will zoom out to show Mario returning to the room. This is when you put Bowser down even more by letting him know what an idiot he was for putting his priceless collection over a pit of lava, which is Back, Back, Forward, X. Next, you're going to hit Down, Up, Forward, A, and pull out a book, which is the last thing that remains of Bowser's collection, and dangle it in front of him. Bowser is going to ask for it back, but you're going to make him get on his knees and beg for it, Down, Down, Y. Mario will then say, "Okay, you can have your book back", and Bowser will seem happy, but of course Mario is just going to throw the book in the lava. Another dick move, but Bowser tried to kill him, so try not to feel bad about that.
This level is so secret, not even the best speedrunners in the world have discovered it yet, surely with this new strat, a time of 4;53.997 should be possible 😃 ps: never ever in my life i would have thought to see Goombas like this, give them a encouraging thumbs up 1:06 😅 brilliant masterpiece guys, well done ✔️ Ps ps: notice how the Goombas increase the pace of their "activity" 1:20 😂
Bowser looked like he was about to become catatonic from losing all of his worldly possesions a la Dr. Leo Marvin losing his house to his stupidity in the "What About Bob?" movie 😆
That Koopa needed to know... Know that Bowser had a warp pipe to Mario's mom's house, how all the Bowser's in the other castles were made, how Mario has been murdering his half-siblings because he doesn't approve of his mom and Bowser and wants to purge the unclean blood, and how Bowser is trying to rescue Peach from Mario but told her to pretend he is saving her if something happens to save her life.
I like how it starts off with something that sounds actually speed-runner -esk with the "get up on that pipe and nudge over just enough so that the gap is barely touching the right side of the screen" and then just goes crazy
He missed one important detail and that's giving ma a hug, he would've gotten a extra room showing Luigi trying to mooch Mario's leftovers from the other night leading into a heated quite argument where if you press the wrong buttons you or Luigi will shout and alert ma who will smack both of you on the head bringing you back to the beginning of the level. Smh that he forgot that detail.
Love everything you cover! Specially mario, sonic and pokemon !. You're so meticulous and energetic about this and as a fellow faboy it truly warms my hearth!¿THANK YOU! Please hit me up with a comment! Your content is a breath of fresh air man!
I had a word with that Koopa and asked him what was wrong, apparently Luigi accidentally burned down his café when he tripped over his decorative fire flowers and the insurance wasn't able to cover the cost. That poor Koopa is out of a business and is in severe debt to the Toad Mafia.
What they didn’t tell you was by spamming up and down, you can actually get past the axe without hitting it. This instead causes a globe to be to the left of the two coins. By spinning the globe (A,left,B,B,B)the coins will fall hitting a hidden vine block that carries you to world 6-4.
For anyone that is stuck at the part where you need to go left up and over the wall to reach the Koopa, I have a tip. While it's possible to clip up the wall and get over there, I found if you press ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA, you'll make a big jump that allows you to get over there. It's important you end the input sequence by pressing and HOLDING A. If you just tap A, it won't work. Hope this helps anyone that had trouble reaching the Koopa!
What do you think Mario whispered to that Koopa?
That his wife found out what he and luigi did with the super crown!
interesting
"Lookin' like a double-wide surprise! Gawd dayum!"
Mario knows what's under the Jacuzzi.
that he is luigi in disguise
can we talk about the implications of bowser having a secret warp pipe straight to mario's mom's house?
Where do you think other 7(Not counting on at stage 8-4) Bowser come from?
@@Error17401 I just thought the dude was built different.
Only Mario knows of his crossbred brother freaks.
@@anonymousmonkey9491That is what she said.
It's the opposite, Bowser's the result of what the Mario family flushed down their pipes.
The final shot of Bowser looking at what used to be his library almost killed me
I mean, it was his fault for putting it on a loose bridge that could fall by just pushing the axe to the right.
The fact he said nothing makes it alien to other Dorkly skits, in the best way possible.
Glad you made it
My man was like 👁👄👁
💧 💧
I know, I also kind of felt sad for Bowser. But why did he put an axe on that bridge anyway?
Okay, you got me. Until the part with the Koopa with a van, I was genuinely believing this was legit, even second guessing myself when I thought the jumping animation looked more Dorkly than Nintendo.
I commend you
Same. I was excited to see a crazy glitch screen, or an unused map layout. I'm a little curious about what happens if you hang around after the Koopa starts to let his van run.
@@timwoods2852well the koopa was trying to no longer exist via carbon monoxide sooooooo
really? the fact that it was widescreen with no HUD didn't tip you off? SMH
Same. It looked totally legit until the koopa van appeared! Dorkly had us fooled
@@ninjahedgehog5the low fps animation too
The secret level walkthrough series has A LOT of potential
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
Imagine one that features the real world with Mario just jumping on and into stuff and wondering why it doesn't work? XD
I dunno, whats another game that has a well known enough opening that it could work?
Next up, that one room in Pokémon Gen3. You know the one…
So it begins.
Dorkly has done an awesome job discovering this SUPER SECRET LEVEL that Nintendo thought nobody would ever find.
Yeah, it's fake, not real. Dorkly did an animation on a makeup secret level on Super Mario Bros. 1.
@@Twilight17Petkoton r/woosh
@@greenportal9511 Agreed. Some people have no sense of humor.
@@Twilight17Petkotonno man. This is 100% real. My friends uncle who works for Nintendo confirmed it.
@greenportal9511 Nice try, but it's dirty, not clean on jokes.
You almost had me there for the first 38 seconds. Things started to get a weeeee bit suspicious from that point on. Not sure what gave it away though... Just a gut feeling...
it was the jumps
"He's gonna offer you a ride in his _van._ Don't get in that _van."_
The way he says it with such emphasis really sells it home.
For me it was the going-up-the-pipes. You can't do that until game 3.
I like how nonchalant he is about watching two goombas going at it lol
You're going to want to give them an enthusiastic thumbs up 👍
2:22 bro this sprite is everything
The secret room being an absolutely, disappointing waste of time is spot on.
It's the ending of Braid
I actually felt for Bowser and his valuable book collection 😅
Or even worse- a collection of personal books. Family cookbooks, photo albums, that one copy of a book his brother self-published, etc...
I could hear his voice: “But…but why?”
Emotional damage
Bowsers fault for putting books over a lava pit on a destructible bridge
@@kennycarter5682 Don't victim blame!
The Let's Player voice is Spot-on! I'd really like to see more of this series.
The goomba humping the other goomba made my day
1:37 🤣😂🤣
“Just kind of a d*ck move”
😂🤣😂
Peak Dorkly humor. Love it 😂🤣😂
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Thats why its dorkly humor it means dark humor 😂
It's so nice to see you guys return to form! This one is a clever idea that would be funny to see for other games too. lol When I was a kid, I remember visiting a lot of "cheat" websites, where people posted a lot of "super secret" stuff that sounds ridiculous as an adult but I totally believed and tried as a kid. Maybe making the series delve into some of these dumb "secrets", such as finding Chrysalis, the fusion bird pokemon that is a fusion of the Legendary Birds in Red and Blue, which requires beating the Pokemon League while evolving three Eevee into their respective forms alongside the legendary birds, then see them get combined in the spot where Mewtwo stands in Cerulean cave. And then Missingno comes and sells hotdogs, or something. I forget at this point.
Bill’s Garden’s another good idea for a skit, as is moving the truck at the dock for the S.S. Anne to find Mew underneath.
@@Jolis_Parsec Ah, I'm glad someone else remembers some of those. lol I was a dumb kid who tried every single one of them.
Then one day, one of them actually turned out to be true. (The actual glitch for getting Mew view defeating the youngster after Nugget Bridge and flying back to Lavender Town). Blew my friend's and my minds.
I friend of my brothers convinced us that we could unlock shadow as a character in sonic R...yeah. God help us we thought it was true
I’d love for this to be a series. Just these skits of elaborate fake secrets in various games. Lol
Maybe dorkly will do something like this related to the mew under the truck myth.
Wow! I never found that secret room! I got to Mario’s mom’s house but never got any further! Thank you for this tutorial!
Ohhhhh! All these years I never realized I wasn't supposed to kill the humping goombas. B A B Up. Time to dust off my old NES! Tysm
🙏
hi squidward
You guys have really upped the animation quality, along with doing different things. I like that.
Truly, it looks exactly like the 1980s! ... ... ...Wait.
*Instructions unclear. The koopa didn’t believe my secret and forced me back to the beginning of the level. WHAT AM I DOING WRONG!?*
Mario wispered to the van koopa-
"it's a me, a mario. I made your wife into turtle soup, she was delicious"
Who else thought this ... could be legit until 0:36 ???
Is noone gonna talk about those Goombas💀
Some weirdo said seeing it made their day which…. Weird
I love that at no point he acknowledges that he's actually going through a bunch of new secret areas.
No, those are already discovered areas, we just didn't have the ability to open the door while holding the mail.
This is my new favorite dorkly bit. Im dying at the goombas humping and giving them an encouraging thumbs up!
I was also dying at the end when we panned back to Bowser looking down at the lava pit like, "Wh-what the?! My library! Who sunk my library?! I had some rare and valuable books in there!"
@@ghostchaser1631 right, I love the little "post credit" things they do. I also like how it's like, "that doesn't really do anything, it's a dick thing to do" and Mario gets that look on his face
@@patrickblakethesaint Yep, that's what Bowser gets for storing his library over a pit of lava. Seriously, who does that?
@@ghostchaser1631 for real!!!
This feels like a read-through of the script/storyboard with the finished animation on top! I love it!
First Mario discovering 2 humping Koopas and now 2 humping Goombas.
IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE HUMPING GOOMBAS?
This kinda reminds me of the secret level in the original Star Fox that had you having to get hit by an enemy and ending up in a weird dimension with warping faces and a slot machine boss, then having to reset the game to end it.
The part where he picked up his mail was too real!🤣🤣
1:42 Wait, Kairi's Grandma is Mario's mom?!
Which means Mario has a son, Kairi?!?!
@@AlbertTheGamer-gk7sn*Daughter
Kairi's father is Mario... no wonder she get capture easily
There was a playground rumor that SMB had a secret level where you collect fruit (watermelon, cherries, etc). I always wondered what started that. Now I know it was actually just humping goombas.
No no, you got the fruit to PAY the Goombas for a hump; was only in the Brazilian version of the game, though.
this is a good one, feels like that cartoon network mad sketch with the “hail a cab” cheat. maybe make a whole series outta this? maybe even fake cheat codes long with the fake levels? 3:01
This will be as well known as the infinite 1-up thanks to you guys 👊👊👊👊👊👊👊
Even though the world is changing, dorkly is still dorkly 😂
I HOPE yall find more secret stages/areas in the future lol😉😉😉😃😄😂
We need more from this series.
I’m not sure if this was meant as a direct satire of all the crazy tricks speedrunners use to get through games but if it was…You guys nailed it!
This is probably the best Dorkly bit I've seen in a long long time! Like, it's actually freaking unique! They actually did something DIFFERENT!
Huh, neat.
Can't wait for the "Save the first editions" and "Burn the first editions" speed runs.
Well, I didn't expect seeing Mario's mom. Great secret. Or maybe the secret is that Mario always had the option to visit her but never does.
Maybe the secret is that Bowser has a pipe that leads to Mario's moms house and has seven children..
Dammit, I it fucked up! I got in the van!
The koopa ended up putting Mario in a pipe & kept telling him to put the lotion in the basket.
Do NOT put the lotion in the basket!!!
This also works on the switch version. Nice job!
This makes more sense than however the hell somebody had the time on their hands to discover World -1.
0:31 i started laughing at that point 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think you forgot to mention, if your small that koopa will offer you candy, THEN you're supposed to get into that van, lol.
I keep trying. Everything goes fine until I get to the Koopa by the van. Mario keeps getting into the passenger seat of the van and dying from carbon monoxide poisoning w/Koopa. This is *VERY, VERY, VERY* frustrating! What am I doing wrong???
You're getting too close to the koopa. Keep your distance. You'll know when to move closer
"There's no way out of the room..."
_You... son of a Beeoch!_ 😠
Well-played, Dorkly; well-played indeed…
🙂👍 Thank you so much for doing this Dorkly!
😉👌 And excellent work on the "Super Secret Level" walkthrough!
😄👊 You had me convinced that this was real until Mario starts interacting with that Koopa!
Starts off at tutorial ends up being funniest vid I have seen this month
I was really prepared to download a whole emulator and everything just to try this out... Until it got to the goombas LMAO 😂 Excellent job though!!!
Yeah I didn't notice the van was obviously fake either, everybody knows they're supposed to have King Koopa's logo on it
So as Bowser is staring down where his collection used to be, he's eventually going to start crying, and this lasts 10 to 15 minutes in real time. Once Bowser is done sobbing, the camera will zoom out to show Mario returning to the room. This is when you put Bowser down even more by letting him know what an idiot he was for putting his priceless collection over a pit of lava, which is Back, Back, Forward, X. Next, you're going to hit Down, Up, Forward, A, and pull out a book, which is the last thing that remains of Bowser's collection, and dangle it in front of him. Bowser is going to ask for it back, but you're going to make him get on his knees and beg for it, Down, Down, Y. Mario will then say, "Okay, you can have your book back", and Bowser will seem happy, but of course Mario is just going to throw the book in the lava. Another dick move, but Bowser tried to kill him, so try not to feel bad about that.
This level is so secret, not even the best speedrunners in the world have discovered it yet, surely with this new strat, a time of 4;53.997 should be possible 😃
ps: never ever in my life i would have thought to see Goombas like this, give them a encouraging thumbs up 1:06 😅 brilliant masterpiece guys, well done ✔️
Ps ps: notice how the Goombas increase the pace of their "activity" 1:20 😂
I love how burning Bowser’s library is just you being mean.💀
SOB deserves it...
See when you're not doing family guy tier skits with overexplaining the jokes as literal as possible you guys can actually be funny
The mario animations are so smooth, I love this
I love how pleased Mario is after destroying Bowser’s stuff for no reason
I love the fact that at least ONE person will try that for real...
in my secret level, instead if whispering an life shattering secret, you actually have to tell a really offensive joke XD
It gets me vibe of that one form Araysevens Uber exploit video, and I love it
Bowser looked like he was about to become catatonic from losing all of his worldly possesions a la Dr. Leo Marvin losing his house to his stupidity in the "What About Bob?" movie 😆
I like how mario convinces a koopa to commit suicide but is also very supportive of the two goombas smashing
That Koopa needed to know... Know that Bowser had a warp pipe to Mario's mom's house, how all the Bowser's in the other castles were made, how Mario has been murdering his half-siblings because he doesn't approve of his mom and Bowser and wants to purge the unclean blood, and how Bowser is trying to rescue Peach from Mario but told her to pretend he is saving her if something happens to save her life.
I like how it starts off with something that sounds actually speed-runner -esk with the "get up on that pipe and nudge over just enough so that the gap is barely touching the right side of the screen" and then just goes crazy
Ooooo, secret level walkthroughs could be a new series.
If this was real tho.
10/10 work, man!
He missed one important detail and that's giving ma a hug, he would've gotten a extra room showing Luigi trying to mooch Mario's leftovers from the other night leading into a heated quite argument where if you press the wrong buttons you or Luigi will shout and alert ma who will smack both of you on the head bringing you back to the beginning of the level. Smh that he forgot that detail.
mario says to the koopa, slowly: “you’re a poohead”
1:15 AYOOOOOO
The moment you mentioned the van i started 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You guys are awesome, please keep up the good work.
Bowser is definitely gonna kill Mario when he learned his library is destroyed.
1:21 anyone finds it odd the hidden block didn’t spawn a coin or a power up?
Wow! I could never get past the humping goombas as a kid. I always thought they were wrestling!
nearly forgot to do that 2:29
Instructions unclear. Mario got Peach pregnant and stuck him with child support. What do I do?
This truly earned a like 😂
That must be quite the life shattering secret mario told the Koopa.
Mario: You're in a video game, you're life is meaningless.
Koopa: oh god...
Love everything you cover! Specially mario, sonic and pokemon !. You're so meticulous and energetic about this and as a fellow faboy it truly warms my hearth!¿THANK YOU! Please hit me up with a comment! Your content is a breath of fresh air man!
Gotta say, you guys really amped up the creativity since going indie
Yo guys I think this is fake.
Like at 1:20 when he hit the secret block no coin popped up...and all secret Blocks give coins....
I knew about this, but never got past the Goombas.. ;)
This is such a great idea! I hope you make more fake walkthroughs with the Dorkly animations. Loved the part with Mario's Mom btw.
Cant wait for the hidden room Speedrun category.
1:08 Pause 🤨📸💀
Basically every sm64 "how to play as luigi" fake story
Ok so I think there's something wrong here............
......on mine, the van says "free candy" Did I get a modded game?
I had a word with that Koopa and asked him what was wrong, apparently Luigi accidentally burned down his café when he tripped over his decorative fire flowers and the insurance wasn't able to cover the cost. That poor Koopa is out of a business and is in severe debt to the Toad Mafia.
More secret levels please. This was awesome!
Ugh I can't tell you how many times I got into that van before watching this video. Thank you!
1:13 WHUUUUT
Nice video.
Oh I hope this becomes a regular series. This is legit the funniest Dorkly video of 2023!
What they didn’t tell you was by spamming up and down, you can actually get past the axe without hitting it. This instead causes a globe to be to the left of the two coins. By spinning the globe (A,left,B,B,B)the coins will fall hitting a hidden vine block that carries you to world 6-4.
If you leave the books alone, the door is avaliable in the last room but you have to trick jump off of hidden blocks.
When Mary-o started to kiss her son goodbye, I couldn't help but to find it so damn wholesome! ❤
For anyone that is stuck at the part where you need to go left up and over the wall to reach the Koopa, I have a tip. While it's possible to clip up the wall and get over there, I found if you press ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA, you'll make a big jump that allows you to get over there. It's important you end the input sequence by pressing and HOLDING A. If you just tap A, it won't work. Hope this helps anyone that had trouble reaching the Koopa!
If this was new 14 years ago posted in 360p everyone wouldve fallen for this
Love your mario bits guys! You are geniuses!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤❤
Ngl, now I want to see other hilarious fake tips and tricks for other games too!😂🤣👍