exploring boyfriend asmr

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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2023
  • this is literally crazy i cant believe this content is just free online, we are living in the future dude
    thanks for editing me screaming and yelling @lastmanstanley youre a trooper
    thanks for watching guys and PLEASE LEAVE MORE RECS IF I MISSED THE GOOD ONES I ONLY WANT ONES WITH DEEP VOICES AND COMPELLING STORYLINES DONT WASTE MY TIME WITH NONSENSE AND FODDER
    see u next week
    go listen to my pod: @BroskiReport

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @noahgonemild
    @noahgonemild 8 месяцев назад +12423

    i’m actually in tears over ghost trying to talk brittany off of the ledge

  • @H.annahPaige
    @H.annahPaige 8 месяцев назад +10894

    absolutely LOSING IT at the idea of a man sitting down, hitting record, and trying to get the perfect “babygirl where are you” 😭

    • @blairw1994
      @blairw1994 8 месяцев назад +217

      This is ending me ahahahhaha

    • @ankieb3980
      @ankieb3980 8 месяцев назад +56

      Don’t pretend like he didn’t eat tho

    • @AhoKun1
      @AhoKun1 8 месяцев назад +487

      ​@@ankieb3980he didn't 😭😭😭

    • @medioreblatherskite
      @medioreblatherskite 8 месяцев назад +48

      There this Tiktok video of a Quinn voice actor who recorded the bts of it. Yes, it's as awkward as you think

    • @ankieb3980
      @ankieb3980 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@AhoKun1 you have no taste

  • @daniieevans1898
    @daniieevans1898 6 месяцев назад +8314

    "I'm woman enough to say it, I was watching whimper audios"
    SHE IS ONE OF US

  • @madisonwoods-gj3zg
    @madisonwoods-gj3zg 4 месяца назад +2819

    “Baby girl where are you” is taking me out every time 😭

    • @mxria-kys
      @mxria-kys 4 месяца назад +36

      same i was literally crying bro 😭😭

    • @death4stroke
      @death4stroke 3 месяца назад +32

      No for real LMAO. My gf was watching this video and I started crying cause I walked in when he said that 😭😭😭

    • @courtneya2207
      @courtneya2207 Месяц назад +6

      I have not been able to stop quoting that and the “UEGHH” since I’ve seen this

  • @user83719
    @user83719 8 месяцев назад +13527

    “the voice isn’t hot i can’t do it” LMFAO YOURE SO REAL I FUCKING LOVE U

    • @RachaelMortician
      @RachaelMortician 8 месяцев назад +256

      The voice really makes all the difference 😂

    • @anonymousfox7219
      @anonymousfox7219 8 месяцев назад +280

      And the fact that like, most male romance/erotic focused ASMRtists have that exact voice. Like are they all 16-17 year olds what is going on?

    • @RachaelMortician
      @RachaelMortician 8 месяцев назад +71

      @anonymousfox7219 No, buy why?! I need a deep, confident voice 😩

    • @lauracruzvaldes
      @lauracruzvaldes 8 месяцев назад +81

      ​@anonymousfox7219 I met a guy who did those audios, and he was, indeed, 17 😭😭😭

    • @RachaelMortician
      @RachaelMortician 8 месяцев назад +68

      @@lauracruzvaldes Nooooo, that seems so wrong 😭

  • @oxar1122
    @oxar1122 8 месяцев назад +42636

    "Pregnancy scare boyfriend asmr" would send a victorian child into a fit

    • @Eekt0mz
      @Eekt0mz 8 месяцев назад +1465

      'Into a fit' they would be put into a coma

    • @kendalg5970
      @kendalg5970 8 месяцев назад +385

      It sends me into a fit! 😂

    • @udontevenwannaknowbruv
      @udontevenwannaknowbruv 8 месяцев назад +75

      Wait I don’t get it 💀

    • @sosansational
      @sosansational 8 месяцев назад +102

      they would go comatose immediately

    • @stygian4330
      @stygian4330 8 месяцев назад +399

      ​@@udontevenwannaknowbruvit's a common joke that Victorian children had poor immune systems and (being from the Victorian era) no exposure to modern life, so certain modern things would mess them up real good

  • @deadmeme9031
    @deadmeme9031 6 месяцев назад +1098

    They always ask "babygirl where are you" but never "babygirl HOW are you"

    • @death4stroke
      @death4stroke 3 месяца назад +23

      Not doing good by the sound of it 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @dancincoolkid
    @dancincoolkid 6 месяцев назад +1916

    "It's not butterflies...it's MOTHS" GIRL WHY DID I IMMEDIATELY UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEANT LMAOOOO

    • @kaylinalvarez7462
      @kaylinalvarez7462 4 месяца назад +10

      What does it mean

    • @sanraii
      @sanraii 2 месяца назад +9

      @@kaylinalvarez7462she didnt find it attractive

    • @krosina95
      @krosina95 Месяц назад +3

      I was gonna say mf pterodactyls 😂

    • @kazakukog
      @kazakukog 15 дней назад +2

      ​@@sanraii oh i thought it's a more complex joke lol

    • @dancincoolkid
      @dancincoolkid 2 дня назад

      I'm rewatching lol for those wondering, she meant that butterflies are wholesome and sweet while moths are decidedly....not lol

  • @eclspe4808
    @eclspe4808 8 месяцев назад +5617

    imagining some guy in his mom's basement kissing his hand while making boyfriend asmr is a new level of horror im not ready for in my life rn

    • @eclspe4808
      @eclspe4808 8 месяцев назад +80

      i just got to 8:35 nvm.

    • @ankieb3980
      @ankieb3980 8 месяцев назад +103

      While his mom makes him pizza rolls for dinner

    • @TitttsMcGee
      @TitttsMcGee 8 месяцев назад +73

      @@ankieb3980and they’re microwaved, not even baked

    • @PokhrajRoy.
      @PokhrajRoy. 8 месяцев назад +10

      Blumhouse Productions found shaking

    • @samantarizzi248
      @samantarizzi248 8 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

  • @annalookiwi
    @annalookiwi 8 месяцев назад +6467

    The minute I heard "babygirl where are you" I literally laughed so hard I almost peed bestie.

    • @fallenwendigo9075
      @fallenwendigo9075 8 месяцев назад +119

      I had to pause and give myself a minute after that one 😭

    • @elo_belo
      @elo_belo 8 месяцев назад +43

      i DID pee after that one

    • @ms.understood5963
      @ms.understood5963 8 месяцев назад +40

      no i’m literally DYINGGG at that one

    • @aliya4663
      @aliya4663 8 месяцев назад +13

      ME TOO GIRL 💀

    • @iterativegrowth
      @iterativegrowth 8 месяцев назад +15

      WE ARE ALL PEEING

  • @lemon1893
    @lemon1893 6 месяцев назад +2081

    Brittany didn't "explore" boyfriend asmr, she infiltrated it.

  • @GillKaulitz
    @GillKaulitz 6 месяцев назад +449

    "baby gorl where are you" is so "bella where have you been loca" coded

    • @pau4757
      @pau4757 Месяц назад +9

      I THOUGHT THE SAME THING LMFAOO

  • @ZoeyIsMuhName
    @ZoeyIsMuhName 8 месяцев назад +10845

    brittany is such a safe space for the girls.
    this video highlighting pure female hedonism and being like “ew but ooohh.” lmaoo love this

    • @CrownedYeti
      @CrownedYeti 8 месяцев назад +574

      fr, it's got me grinning the whole video, feel like we're all friends getting overly excited about cringy but juicy internet stuff, its sorta nostalgic haha.

    • @samanthaherring662
      @samanthaherring662 8 месяцев назад +42

      Hey Alexa play Hedonist by Bad Omens

    • @mackenziek830
      @mackenziek830 7 месяцев назад +16

      @@CrownedYeti if you don’t already you should watch her podcast!! That’s basically all it is and I love it so much

    • @TenderNoodle
      @TenderNoodle 7 месяцев назад +151

      The FINE line between something being kinda hot and soul destroyingly cringe has got to be scientifically studied.

    • @theaccountshandle
      @theaccountshandle 6 месяцев назад +18

      @@TenderNoodleit’s a crime that this golden comment is hidden to the public eye as a mere reply

  • @jackiealexander92530
    @jackiealexander92530 7 месяцев назад +15315

    “BABY GORL WHERE ARE YOU” TOOK ME OUT 😂😂😂

    • @filteredmountaindew4521
      @filteredmountaindew4521 7 месяцев назад +541

      he sounded like he had food in his mouth 😭😭

    • @CER0MI
      @CER0MI 7 месяцев назад +374

      GIRL I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF LMFAOOOOO

    • @jackiealexander92530
      @jackiealexander92530 7 месяцев назад +32

      @@CER0MI ME TOO XD

    • @EkM-cl2bn
      @EkM-cl2bn 7 месяцев назад +133

      I was brushing my teeth when that part came on and I literally choked myself with the damn tooth brush 💀

    • @dannithedoll
      @dannithedoll 7 месяцев назад +43

      The way I screamed

  • @blacklberrydiaries
    @blacklberrydiaries 6 месяцев назад +996

    "Babygirl where are you" WHEN I TELL YOU I WAS INSTANTLY IN TEARS FROM LAUGHING

  • @amandasogge2214
    @amandasogge2214 5 месяцев назад +376

    The cringe but straight up belly laughter that got me from Ghost following the storyline was just too perfect

  • @Trash-mouth
    @Trash-mouth 7 месяцев назад +12653

    “Can you get your husband? I’m scared of thunderstorms.” had me fkn belly laughing

    • @JukeJuicee
      @JukeJuicee 7 месяцев назад +40

      SAMEEE😭

    • @Br0wnEyedQueen
      @Br0wnEyedQueen Месяц назад +5

      Oh god, knowing the redacted lore makes this so much funnier I am dying!!!!

  • @ignisxiii6705
    @ignisxiii6705 8 месяцев назад +10885

    [comforting boyfriend]
    Brittany: "Ew!"
    [WW2 torturer]
    Britanny: 👀
    [skull-masked soldier with self-harm warning]
    Brittany: 🥵

    • @tweenytwinkies
      @tweenytwinkies 8 месяцев назад +523

      We love angst

    • @Brittany_Broski
      @Brittany_Broski  8 месяцев назад +3679

      This is my illness.

    • @Readyforit7723
      @Readyforit7723 8 месяцев назад +200

      @@Brittany_Broskiyour cross to bear

    • @lwirth8099
      @lwirth8099 8 месяцев назад +65

      @@Brittany_Broskiand we love you for it

    • @brook-without-an-e
      @brook-without-an-e 8 месяцев назад +10

      Redacted provides angst please hate on me

  • @00s.v.n.s00
    @00s.v.n.s00 4 месяца назад +218

    Note to Self: *DO NOT* attempt to drink ANYTHING without pausing a Brittanny Broski video. I repeat. DO. NOT. DO. IT.

  • @Empressco
    @Empressco 6 месяцев назад +774

    OMG I teared up at the cameo???? What a SWEETHEART?????
    Also hilarious how did Britney come up with the storyline she wanted??? And the proof reading 3 times sent me 😭

  • @forgetmaenott
    @forgetmaenott 7 месяцев назад +13208

    The way you went from being uncomfortable with boyfriend asmr to paying a hundred dollars for a custom Ghost video is exactly why I love your channel.

    • @Amelia_10455
      @Amelia_10455 5 месяцев назад +15

      Does he have instagram?

    • @monbub
      @monbub 5 месяцев назад +52

      I didn't even finish the video yet but this is so fucking funny and relatable (not the hundred dollars part 😭)

    • @LiveLaughLovecraft
      @LiveLaughLovecraft 5 месяцев назад +48

      Jimち is actually phenomenal. Although I’m surprised there is no Azeru Official. He’s phenomenal too.

    • @sumayyahadetunmbi4347
      @sumayyahadetunmbi4347 4 месяца назад +2

      lmao

    • @Joebama87
      @Joebama87 3 месяца назад

      Fr

  • @cheeselvr9
    @cheeselvr9 8 месяцев назад +2229

    "babygirl where are you" made me laugh uncontrollably for 5 minutes gasping for air WHY DID HE SAY IT LIKE THAT

    • @salome972
      @salome972 8 месяцев назад +36

      REALLL LIKE I AM AT A LOSS

    • @foxgirl-ir6uq
      @foxgirl-ir6uq 8 месяцев назад +114

      baybe grl whr Ryew

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 8 месяцев назад +55

      He sounds like he just left the dentist and is still numbed

    • @jaidaseiters2723
      @jaidaseiters2723 8 месяцев назад +10

      I SCREAMED OUT LOUD IN MY ROOM THAT WAS SOOO FUNNNNYYY

    • @anaf9001
      @anaf9001 8 месяцев назад +6

      he sounded like captain america saying "cause im in charge" in that kill the engine vid

  • @riley.b22
    @riley.b22 5 месяцев назад +243

    that gulp during the cameo portion of the video send me into full body debilitating laughter and tears i love brittany so much omfg

  • @_r4tz__
    @_r4tz__ 6 месяцев назад +85

    BRO THE “baby girl where are you” AND THE “eughhh” TOOK ME OUTTTTT 😭

  • @citrinethecorgi
    @citrinethecorgi 8 месяцев назад +4798

    Brittany bullying a shy asmrtists for 10 minutes straight, then simping over one of them for the next 10

    • @maeveoboyle2394
      @maeveoboyle2394 8 месяцев назад

      this is not asmr its literal porn hahahahah

    • @Rose-lw9gq
      @Rose-lw9gq 8 месяцев назад +75

      The fact I knew she was gonna like YSF 💀

    • @sapphicwillterdusque6541
      @sapphicwillterdusque6541 8 месяцев назад +11

      This made me piss laughing while stoned I can't 😅😂

    • @buttercup0733
      @buttercup0733 8 месяцев назад +6

      ​@Rose-lw9gq Who wouldn't like YSF 😂

    • @c4tzle
      @c4tzle 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@buttercup0733he talks to his minor fans

  • @wiktoriamarianna
    @wiktoriamarianna 8 месяцев назад +5147

    "i was watching, and I'll say it, I'm woman enough to say it, *whimper* audios" she's so real for that one

    • @aquariussolaris2492
      @aquariussolaris2492 8 месяцев назад +68

      She gets it

    • @faye8236
      @faye8236 8 месяцев назад +54

      she was WATCHING the AUDIOS???? she’s so powerful

    • @johnisuncomfortable4279
      @johnisuncomfortable4279 8 месяцев назад +7

      SHES SO FUNNY

    • @grandmasgopnik9642
      @grandmasgopnik9642 8 месяцев назад +6

      I didn’t even know what it was till today. I was like ah I can immediately see how this could happen and be used by those inclined 😂.
      Idk how I missed the tumblr times as I’m old enough. I feel like I’m being educated through here. It’s enlightening 😅

    • @rachel6933
      @rachel6933 Месяц назад

      She’s so real for that

  • @kayla4133
    @kayla4133 6 месяцев назад +79

    Please the first one was KILLING ME w/ the way he kept stuttering, like sir, SPIT IT OUT!! 😭

  • @Jadeeyn
    @Jadeeyn 2 месяца назад +68

    "baby gowrl where are u?" RUNNING AWAY????

  • @jenniree29
    @jenniree29 8 месяцев назад +6273

    “Baby girl where are you?” Made me CAAAACKLE like a maniac. These are nightmare fuel.

    • @mirandag6
      @mirandag6 8 месяцев назад +56

      5:49 time stamp

    • @hollihobbi1230
      @hollihobbi1230 8 месяцев назад +56

      It feels like the next line should be “AND I’m so sorry! I cannot sleep. I cannot dream tonight…” 😂

    • @erica5624
      @erica5624 8 месяцев назад +11

      I’m in tears on my break rn 😭😭

    • @abblebea3647
      @abblebea3647 8 месяцев назад

      LMFAO@@hollihobbi1230

    • @ericanelson3477
      @ericanelson3477 8 месяцев назад +8

      not me reading this as i heard it 😭 double cringe

  • @PoodleDoodleDo
    @PoodleDoodleDo 8 месяцев назад +1932

    Honestly, the fact that he gave you THREE WHOLE MINUTES is craaazyy good on him for giving you your money's worth tbh, he's not skimping 💀

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Месяц назад +6

      The ''I just got approved to come home for Christmas time'' took me OUT 😭

  • @nicolegiddens6234
    @nicolegiddens6234 6 месяцев назад +215

    That "baby gorl where are you?" almost put me on the floor while I was working. I had to take a moment after that

  • @mahanabell518
    @mahanabell518 6 месяцев назад +172

    Her laugh is SOO fkn contaigious I can't stop laughing lol 🤣 I'm struggling to hold back tears 😭LMAOOO
    Love you for putting smiles on people's faces

    • @2Lit_4
      @2Lit_4 6 месяцев назад +1

      Fr i can’t help but laugh 😭

    • @tokaroyr
      @tokaroyr 5 месяцев назад +1

      i have tears streaming down my face. i didn't even know i could wheeze so hard LMAOO 😭

  • @42Psyche
    @42Psyche 7 месяцев назад +10467

    Brittany being annoyed with boyfriend asmr but then loving Jim Chi’s War ASMR is such a mood lmaooooo

    • @joywolf83
      @joywolf83 7 месяцев назад +197

      lol ikr his has soo much effort and the accents are amazing

    • @seeexy
      @seeexy 7 месяцев назад +1

      omg i need that 😅🤧🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @incensive5020
      @incensive5020 7 месяцев назад +119

      jim's content is so good, like the knight series ?? AHH

    • @calxx7559
      @calxx7559 7 месяцев назад +58

      didnt he cheat on his wife and lead on a bunch of his fans? idk i saw multiple posts about him and CrinkleLuvin

    • @m00nsickn3ssx6
      @m00nsickn3ssx6 7 месяцев назад +14

      I FUCKING LOVE HIS ASMR😭 THE COD ONES?? OMG-

  • @H.annahPaige
    @H.annahPaige 8 месяцев назад +39283

    brittany is the DEFINITION of girl’s girl!!! we are all sick and twisted but she makes me feel special about it

    • @user-dc5it6gk7e
      @user-dc5it6gk7e 8 месяцев назад +331

      EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @venuss18
      @venuss18 8 месяцев назад +631

      she makes me feel so seen

    • @debu556
      @debu556 8 месяцев назад +257

      SIS YOU PUT IT IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE

    • @marleybayne5616
      @marleybayne5616 8 месяцев назад +66

      REAL

    • @devinherring5352
      @devinherring5352 8 месяцев назад +217

      brittany is the average womens markiplier

  • @bundocke
    @bundocke 6 месяцев назад +62

    16:03 WHY WAS GHOST CAPITALIZED BUT JEFF WASN'T LMAOOOOOOOO

  • @gnome_
    @gnome_ 27 дней назад +6

    brittany does what i think about when i'm manic like i can feel the embarrassment of her realizing what she's done

  • @kabutomoaki
    @kabutomoaki 8 месяцев назад +2439

    when he said "between me and you, i got approved off christmas time" I CHOKED FOR A SOLID TWO MINUTES BRITTANY

    • @veronicalakatos6707
      @veronicalakatos6707 8 месяцев назад +3

      SAMEEE

    • @rabiaaylmazdr7533
      @rabiaaylmazdr7533 8 месяцев назад +8

      why

    • @erossore8500
      @erossore8500 8 месяцев назад +113

      IMCHFJFJFJ THAT WAS INSANE THE facT HE DIDNT MAKE IT A POV BUT STILL ADDED THAT

    • @ainz2000
      @ainz2000 8 месяцев назад +9

      Nearly had an asthma attack lmao

    • @kyyuun
      @kyyuun 8 месяцев назад +49

      The christmass TIME got me so good I'm hollering

  • @phoenixmind4176
    @phoenixmind4176 8 месяцев назад +853

    "The voice isn't hot I can't do it." thank you for validating my very strict grading process for boyfriend asmr

    • @browniebitedelight
      @browniebitedelight 8 месяцев назад +26

      LITERALLY 😭😭😭

    • @jazzywazzy._.
      @jazzywazzy._. 8 месяцев назад +34

      yes because the instant I heard his voice I said “NOPE”

    • @jadentheenby1753
      @jadentheenby1753 8 месяцев назад +25

      He’s got better characters, but goddamn, I love a pathetic man 🍷

    • @pastelprincce
      @pastelprincce 8 месяцев назад

      @@jadentheenby1753 BITCH SAME!!! 😭

    • @grandmasgopnik9642
      @grandmasgopnik9642 8 месяцев назад +1

      Same 😅 it’s not even a hot voice I’m like he sounds like my professor from my first year of college. NOPE.

  • @nsgamingallen1308
    @nsgamingallen1308 6 месяцев назад +79

    5:30 GOT ME WHEEZING FTRJIBH ICANT "BBYGRL WHERE ARE YOU" HAHAH

  • @user-kx6wf6uu6z
    @user-kx6wf6uu6z 6 месяцев назад +105

    dude something about watching brittany at 2-25 am, cant sleep, and about to cry from being overwhelmed. She literally calms me down, its crazy, she has to be the friendliest youtuber ever.

  • @Makrobar
    @Makrobar 8 месяцев назад +4730

    i haven’t stopped laughing throughout the whole video omg 😭
    “Babygirl where are you?” had me on my ass for 20 minutes 😂

    • @erica5624
      @erica5624 8 месяцев назад +78

      I keep replaying that part 😭😭

    • @Daciabautista
      @Daciabautista 8 месяцев назад +63

      I replayed that part too many times and the tears kept flowing

    • @ln7331
      @ln7331 8 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @labellelace
      @labellelace 8 месяцев назад +15

      I just kept hearing blink182 wHERE ARE YOu? lol

    • @emmaw9026
      @emmaw9026 8 месяцев назад +16

      5:50 for anyone wondering

  • @Stravvberries
    @Stravvberries 8 месяцев назад +5198

    PLEASE do this again with Cody the cringing would have me throw up from laughing so hard

    • @HiVer94
      @HiVer94 8 месяцев назад +92

      i second this so hard i would do anything to see cody react to these guys 🙏

    • @daniellemichael1
      @daniellemichael1 8 месяцев назад +35

      I'm begging on my knees

    • @cakes6537
      @cakes6537 8 месяцев назад +12

      LOL YESS

    • @lauren9659
      @lauren9659 8 месяцев назад +11

      OMG YES THIS WOULD BE GOLD

    • @beaniethequeenie
      @beaniethequeenie 8 месяцев назад +25

      PLEASE BRIT GET KELSEY IN TOO

  • @alaskawashington
    @alaskawashington 5 месяцев назад +43

    that "babygirl where are you" really came out of f*ing nowhere lmao. could not stop laughing for like 2 full minutes

  • @nevaehcabrera1989
    @nevaehcabrera1989 6 месяцев назад +84

    Brittany first 5 mins : “ WHY WOULD YOU GUYS WANT ME TO KNOW ABOUT THIS ?”
    Brittany 14 mins in : “ IM SOOOO INTO THIS IM SOOOO INTO THIS🫣”

  • @raypk12
    @raypk12 8 месяцев назад +1614

    Britney's eyes getting redder and glossier throughout the video💀

    • @sapphicwillterdusque6541
      @sapphicwillterdusque6541 8 месяцев назад +22

      Me when I leaf around

    • @nzarzecki
      @nzarzecki 8 месяцев назад +42

      How else are you supposed to cope when someone says "baby girl where ARE you?!" 😭

    • @sierra_333
      @sierra_333 7 месяцев назад +6

      does she partake ?

  • @JimASMR
    @JimASMR 8 месяцев назад +6578

    Aw, thank you for being so generous and kind about my weird videos.

    • @purplepachi9191
      @purplepachi9191 8 месяцев назад +537

      Your videos are ART

    • @cherryswithoutthed
      @cherryswithoutthed 8 месяцев назад +332

      OMG I AM SO HAPPY SHE FOUND YOUR VIDEOS BECAUSE THEY ARE JUST ART!!! this is like christmas morning im so happy

    • @simonefernandez6990
      @simonefernandez6990 8 месяцев назад +103

      your videos are so good!

    • @Brittany_Broski
      @Brittany_Broski  8 месяцев назад +2807

      I literally love you I was an immediate subscriber

    • @lexilowe4928
      @lexilowe4928 8 месяцев назад +63

      S tier

  • @dewivanwessel538
    @dewivanwessel538 Месяц назад +3

    4:10 “ARE YOU?!?” I CANNOT DEALLL

  • @paulinarodriguezdaza9517
    @paulinarodriguezdaza9517 2 месяца назад +16

    “Baby girl where are you” has gone into my personal and regular vernacular

  • @audreytes
    @audreytes 8 месяцев назад +22605

    as a lesbian, i had to fight for my life throughout this entire video but anything for brittany 🙏

    • @iva8111
      @iva8111 8 месяцев назад +909

      I'm cringing but I'm still here ✊

    • @caspers4022
      @caspers4022 8 месяцев назад +425

      no cause literally

    • @isabelchavez5412
      @isabelchavez5412 8 месяцев назад +777

      Lesbians for Brittany ✊🏼

    • @bigstronkgorl2138
      @bigstronkgorl2138 8 месяцев назад +414

      Same but I was laughing so hard 💀. She sent me spiraling down f4f asmr bro 😭

    • @princessfairysparkle
      @princessfairysparkle 8 месяцев назад +331

      As a straight person, same. It was just as excruciating for us 😩

  • @michelle5254
    @michelle5254 8 месяцев назад +4880

    I love that you paid for a cameo and he really delivered 😂😂😂

    • @TM-np5lq
      @TM-np5lq 8 месяцев назад +207

      So kind, charming, thoughtful - a great actor who's not just phoning it in for someone who it may deeply affect- Clearly it affected Britney On an unexpected level, and she was just joking. What a ridiculously absurd way to have my Faith in humanity restored.

    • @ceebeegeebee
      @ceebeegeebee 8 месяцев назад +20

      It was so good! I’m glad I went on this journey.

  • @shahadblahbahsha6180
    @shahadblahbahsha6180 5 месяцев назад +40

    man ur laugh is so contagious i couldn't stop smiling the whole time

  • @misia4678
    @misia4678 8 месяцев назад +1453

    Enjoying Boyfriend ASMR is like finding a therapist, you have to feel that connection. Otherwise, you feel anxious and want to leave

    • @kreepykulture
      @kreepykulture 8 месяцев назад +150

      This is so real 💀💀💀 once you find the right voice it’s over

    • @yslroses
      @yslroses 8 месяцев назад +1

      Exactly!

    • @delaneyyyy3505
      @delaneyyyy3505 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@kreepykulture cough cough ysf

    • @SallyOaktree
      @SallyOaktree 8 месяцев назад +25

      I've been listening for a few years now and I still cringe my soul to death at kissing stuff. Can't help but picturing them sucking on an open orange at a mic 💀

    • @awhatsname
      @awhatsname 7 месяцев назад +5

      Perf analogy. And a therapist that doesn't mesh well with someone else may be a great fit for you. Like how Redacted Audio is my go-to, and Britney wasn't feeling it 😂

  • @graceclover8697
    @graceclover8697 8 месяцев назад +4223

    i love her excitement when she found a werewolf boyfriend audio and then her disappointment when it was the same guy as before😂

    • @miisoma
      @miisoma 7 месяцев назад +19

      WEREWOLF 😭 WHY

  • @mayal6441
    @mayal6441 5 месяцев назад +19

    I LOVE JIMち THO his videos are so high quality and i may or may not have been listening to that one cold war interrogation asmr to fall asleep last night

  • @KingJerbear
    @KingJerbear 6 месяцев назад +59

    I don't know how or why I found and am watching this video as a man in my 30's, but I laughed so hard at points, that tears were pouring out of my eyes. This is fckin hilarious

  • @lee2791
    @lee2791 8 месяцев назад +8749

    as much as i love submissive men, brittany making fun of the first guy gave me absolute life. sometimes “submissive” voices in these are absolutely abhorrent i get it girl

    • @giddypumpernickle9657
      @giddypumpernickle9657 7 месяцев назад +449

      Some of the asmr men do are so BAD

    • @helioghostt
      @helioghostt 7 месяцев назад +153

      as someone who listens to his stuff i can assure you that's just a running descriptor with him, it doesn't even pertain to the video lmao 😭

    • @EternalNyappy
      @EternalNyappy 7 месяцев назад +250

      I want sub that giggles, not a sad wuss. That was teeeerrrribly cringy

    • @kdzuken1532
      @kdzuken1532 7 месяцев назад +317

      As much as I adore Submissive men, I can’t help but to feel like they are misrepresented… like, content creators try to force this overly stuttery high pitched voice that makes the audio sound like an absolute cringe festival.

    • @giddypumpernickle9657
      @giddypumpernickle9657 7 месяцев назад +126

      @@kdzuken1532 I feel like you can say the exact thing about submissive woman doing audios
      Like omg I’ve listened to some and omg their voices are so unrealistically high

  • @alienisabel767
    @alienisabel767 8 месяцев назад +5914

    I fucking LIVE for the ending of this please make this a series

    • @jaja_grey
      @jaja_grey 8 месяцев назад +8

      yessss

    • @battythings
      @battythings 8 месяцев назад +77

      I had to pause to take a moment during the cameo reveal several times but I LAUGHED SO HARD.

    • @maddiesakioka7950
      @maddiesakioka7950 8 месяцев назад +1

      YES!!!

    • @chelsgizmo
      @chelsgizmo 8 месяцев назад +1

      PLEASE

    • @Mo-mh9zd
      @Mo-mh9zd 8 месяцев назад +2

      IM BEGGINGGG😭😭😭

  • @_g1itchyy.b0i_29
    @_g1itchyy.b0i_29 Месяц назад +6

    i’m crying at the thought of jeff watching you order the cameo ☠️

  • @Double.D.Tootss
    @Double.D.Tootss 8 месяцев назад +2527

    Brittany finding CoD ASMR is like finding wattpad for the first time

    • @whore4soap
      @whore4soap 8 месяцев назад +44

      i’m violently in the cod fandom and this scared me SO bad

    • @id3389
      @id3389 8 месяцев назад +52

      I was just telling my bf that finding out about CoD ASMR reminds me of being 16 and unhealthily obsessing over anime boys 💀

    • @humanure0
      @humanure0 8 месяцев назад

      lmao your username, yeah no kidding huh@@whore4soap

  • @Theinvisiblehippie
    @Theinvisiblehippie 8 месяцев назад +2335

    The way Brittany laughs at her own humor is so fucking real and hilarious. She gets me together EVERY DAMN TIME

    • @trinalps
      @trinalps 8 месяцев назад +10

      i was CRYING 😭

  • @amy-rz5lf
    @amy-rz5lf Месяц назад +7

    “baby girl where are you” giving “where my hug at” ahh vibes 💀💀💀💀

  • @bunbunbops
    @bunbunbops 5 месяцев назад +19

    the rewatchability on this is crazy

  • @Sophiiee2569
    @Sophiiee2569 8 месяцев назад +1482

    The way Brittany screams in shock at HER OWN WORDS she asked ghost cameo man to say is the equivalent to reading your drunk texts a week later. Sign me up

  • @amandawestman4914
    @amandawestman4914 7 месяцев назад +9425

    I like to think that he is genuinely concerned for Brittany because she tried to order it as someone else but he saw the payment come through and it was from a card with your name on it and was like “Shit this lady really needs this.”💀💀🤣🤣🤣

    • @samantha-kv4rw
      @samantha-kv4rw 7 месяцев назад +564

      LMFAOOOO

    • @elise3803
      @elise3803 7 месяцев назад +704

      cackled so hard at this thank you for this image

    • @apolloniakageaki1711
      @apolloniakageaki1711 7 месяцев назад +325

      Omfg I didn't think of that ahahaha 😂😂

    • @spaghetto9836
      @spaghetto9836 7 месяцев назад +357

      Yeah it's so sweet he saw it as a cry for help, made me love him & his character more 😭😭❤.

    • @SerafiniAGaunt
      @SerafiniAGaunt 6 месяцев назад +25

      LMFAO ;w;

  • @jonizzle8377
    @jonizzle8377 4 месяца назад +20

    Okay I’m currently paused at 12:14, crying at the floor.
    No but serious, where did we take the wrong turn that THIS has a place on the internet and 2 MILLION PEOPLE WATCH THAT

  • @lakevanzant1431
    @lakevanzant1431 6 месяцев назад +21

    3:23 the panic in your chest is what i feel when i get a notif from wattpad that a reader of my fan fiction (that i wrote at 18) commented something absolutely feral, foul, and rancid about spencer reid while im just existing.

  • @isobelf1837
    @isobelf1837 7 месяцев назад +4865

    Brittany: I might be into this
    Brittany 5 seconds later: I'm going to walk into the sea actually

  • @call4mishap
    @call4mishap 8 месяцев назад +1060

    the audio: “i’m here🥺”
    brittany: “ARE YOU?”
    me fighting my demons at 3am

  • @itzunbearable
    @itzunbearable 6 месяцев назад +26

    watching you roast some of my favorite boyfriend asmr is so healing

  • @emifukakado-msjoke
    @emifukakado-msjoke 6 месяцев назад +67

    i must admit something
    during quarantine..boyfriend asmr was what i fell asleep to every single night.
    I listened to it all day. in fact, i listened to some of the people shown in this very video..and i ate that shit up every time. I was lonely. All i had was my bitch ass abusive situationship…and these audios really helped me out. i will be forever grateful for all the v tuber ass bitches that gave me the audios i listened to. And while o no longer listen to the audios..i will never unsubscribe from them and i will from time to time…click on a video and like it in order to support them.

    • @tweenytwinkies
      @tweenytwinkies 3 месяца назад +1

      Uh.. get therapy maybe

    • @emifukakado-msjoke
      @emifukakado-msjoke 3 месяца назад +5

      @@tweenytwinkies probably will one day, but for now nope. And i hope you aren’t saying get therapy cause i listens to these asmrs, but because of the trauma 💀

    • @Ugly_Girl_Angel
      @Ugly_Girl_Angel Месяц назад +5

      Im sorry but why did that person respond to you so rudely for no reason 😭 I think it's great that these videos helped you when you needed them ! I'm sure the creators would be really proud that they made your life a little better during a difficult time ​@@emifukakado-msjoke

  • @CatieAndHerCats
    @CatieAndHerCats 8 месяцев назад +843

    The fact that Brittany gets to write off a Ghost cameo on her taxes is iconic

  • @maddiesimmons2817
    @maddiesimmons2817 7 месяцев назад +5309

    this is my new comfort video. when he says "baby girl where are you" it's fucking over. I'm crying from laughing so hard. I could listen to that shit on a loop. love u brittany fr.

    • @jackiealexander92530
      @jackiealexander92530 7 месяцев назад +25

      ME TOO!!!

    • @TheAmoristic
      @TheAmoristic 6 месяцев назад +35

      SAMMEEEE i come back to that part of the video and die every time

    • @telosnium
      @telosnium 6 месяцев назад +14

      SAME this is so funny😭

    • @x.mono.x4011
      @x.mono.x4011 6 месяцев назад +9

      Time stamp?

    • @maracaisse
      @maracaisse 6 месяцев назад

      @@x.mono.x4011 5:48

  • @babayaga102
    @babayaga102 Месяц назад +2

    God Jim is such a goat in ASMR I love him. He's so good at making videos that are both kinda terrifying but also relaxing.

  • @izzylikesducks
    @izzylikesducks Месяц назад +6

    "Babygirl where are you?"
    I STARTED CRYING.

  • @willow8618
    @willow8618 7 месяцев назад +4924

    "baby gorl where are you" is something I randomly think about every week and I can't breathe everytime from laughing so hard

    • @nikksterr627
      @nikksterr627 5 месяцев назад +88

      I’ve watched his video like 10 times and I came back looking for this comment. It’s how I greet my best friend now. BABYGORL WHERE R U

    • @Kiananazz
      @Kiananazz 5 месяцев назад +58

      I say it to my friends randomly and i come back just to watch that clip every day😭😭 “ baby gorl where are youuuu “

    • @zekester3869
      @zekester3869 5 месяцев назад +18

      IM SCRUMPTING

    • @willow8618
      @willow8618 4 месяца назад +15

      @@zekester3869 wth is scrumpting💀

    • @madeline_anne
      @madeline_anne 4 месяца назад +8

      I say this to my cat daily

  • @cassidycunningham8438
    @cassidycunningham8438 8 месяцев назад +883

    BRITTANYYYY YOU LITERALLY LOOK SO GORGEOUS. why is no one talking about this????? The hair??? The makeup???? The tan???? Hello??? She looks so amazing

    • @vs2956
      @vs2956 8 месяцев назад +35

      Honestly - she's got that soft glam Pam Anderson look ON LOCK.

    • @Sofia-sn9or
      @Sofia-sn9or 8 месяцев назад +15

      AND HER EYES ARE GLOWING WHATEVER SLAYY

  • @ghostewolf9626
    @ghostewolf9626 6 месяцев назад +16

    “this is so fucking period” i say this too often

  • @sasnakk
    @sasnakk 6 месяцев назад +31

    One of the creepiest compliments I’ve ever gotten is someone telling me my voice sounds like a girlfriend asmr that they like to watch 😭

  • @Napier_13
    @Napier_13 8 месяцев назад +687

    Brittany:”I CAN’T DO THIS!” Also Brittany:”Guys, should we buy some merch”
    I love how she switches so fast!!!!

  • @ninile24
    @ninile24 7 месяцев назад +2573

    I love that they use the term 'ASMR' then do argument roleplays which implies that someone out there is relaxing to conflict 😂

    • @Zoe-rf3ly
      @Zoe-rf3ly 6 месяцев назад +83

      it's my safe place

    • @visi7891
      @visi7891 5 месяцев назад +27

      😂 I think it's cuz of family trauma; when the blame has shifted away from me and onto someone else is, I know I'm safe

    • @spicypumpkin_
      @spicypumpkin_ 4 месяца назад +10

      "I don't want peace, I want problems always" ✨💅

    • @kotaleartist
      @kotaleartist 3 месяца назад +2

      its so entertaining. i love it when the listener almost dies after an argument and theres a good five minutes of groveling

    • @fiercehunty
      @fiercehunty 2 месяца назад

      That's what I was thinking...

  • @Muhluri
    @Muhluri 6 месяцев назад +46

    I find it funny how Brittany doesn't recognize that the "submissive" voice is supposed to be the polar opposite of the manly voice 😂😂

  • @h1s_d0ll
    @h1s_d0ll 6 месяцев назад +13

    “baybay gorl weere aure yuuuuiii” 👹👹

  • @RachelBrindleyX
    @RachelBrindleyX 8 месяцев назад +2047

    The way Brittany reacts to him saying that he got approved for come home for Christmas after she ASKED him to say it and forgot was absolutely hilarious omg

  • @mrscalij9738
    @mrscalij9738 7 месяцев назад +5109

    My husband and I laughed so hard at this! Then he blew my mind, does Brittany realize that she got the cameo from the real ghost?! My husband was like, yeah Jeff Leach is actually the REAL ghost! 😂

    • @danibanany
      @danibanany 7 месяцев назад +697

      BRO NOW IM LAUGBING EVEN HARDER HAHAHAHAHHA

    • @Voldemortsssister
      @Voldemortsssister 7 месяцев назад +127

      ​@@himenyx153WHAT!! what did he say? 😮

    • @lunaryclipse
      @lunaryclipse 7 месяцев назад +257

      NOW WAIT A MINUTE SKDHSKDHDJD

    • @givebackmybreadsticks
      @givebackmybreadsticks 7 месяцев назад +259

      not the 2022 ghost tho, which is the one she thirsts over but still

    • @Sticker_Sheetz
      @Sticker_Sheetz 7 месяцев назад +58

      wait im not a cod fan is there different voice actors for each game?@@givebackmybreadsticks

  • @hmmm_welll889
    @hmmm_welll889 4 месяца назад +5

    IM EATING MY FINGERS THIS IS HORRIFYING "bby girl where are uuuu?!"

  • @SelenaQuintanillaIsABaddie
    @SelenaQuintanillaIsABaddie Месяц назад +2

    hey, Thanks for the pfp, Brittany!

  • @Orbitro.n
    @Orbitro.n 8 месяцев назад +3799

    That cameo made me laugh the hardest I’ve ever laughed in my entire life love you so much Brittany

    • @nz3644
      @nz3644 8 месяцев назад +14

      Died lmao 😂

    • @afraidenm7346
      @afraidenm7346 8 месяцев назад +31

      I’m literally sitting with the video paused breathing deeply for the same reason

  • @katiesaunderss
    @katiesaunderss 8 месяцев назад +771

    The absolute gall to include footage of herself ordering Ghost ASMR for “a friend named Brittany” …you could not torture this information out of me. An absolute national treasure.

    • @ChatMort69420
      @ChatMort69420 8 месяцев назад +25

      I’m crying laughing right now

    • @grandmasgopnik9642
      @grandmasgopnik9642 8 месяцев назад +4

      I know dude. The fucking kahones. 😂

  • @juliana5901
    @juliana5901 Месяц назад +2

    i finished watching like 15 minutes ago and im still laughing at the BABY GURL WHERE ARE YOU, there are actual tears in my eyes.

  • @asmodeus1946
    @asmodeus1946 2 месяца назад +4

    “The voice isnt hot i cant do it” LASKO MY BABY 😭 WHY DID YOU DO LASKO LIKE THAT, LASKOS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HOT, HES SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE 😡

  • @mishelkamal8214
    @mishelkamal8214 8 месяцев назад +2846

    Brittany cackling like a barbie villian at these audios was the highlight of my week

  • @ashlynveitz3272
    @ashlynveitz3272 8 месяцев назад +1755

    It’s never been harder to be a lesbian and a proud soldier of the broski nation then in this moment.

    • @verjiggawich
      @verjiggawich 8 месяцев назад +29

      thank you for your service

    • @martynedelways8686
      @martynedelways8686 8 месяцев назад +20

      honestly I'm straight and it's been hard for me too 😭

    • @sarahandreucci495
      @sarahandreucci495 8 месяцев назад +37

      god gives his toughest battles to his baddest bitches

    • @chloeverroye26
      @chloeverroye26 8 месяцев назад +2

      HAHAHHAHA

  • @JacquelineSmith-jy2bo
    @JacquelineSmith-jy2bo 29 дней назад +3

    the soap asmr break felt like a commercial away from produced fanfics

  • @chickennuggetpaw
    @chickennuggetpaw 2 месяца назад +5

    I quote “babygirl where are you” at least once a week 💀

  • @whenthemooneyhitsthesky
    @whenthemooneyhitsthesky 8 месяцев назад +2046

    as a lesbian i’m still seated to support my supreme leader 🫡

    • @fantasythemes
      @fantasythemes 8 месяцев назад +8

      Hahahahahahhaa

    • @wynn6240
      @wynn6240 8 месяцев назад +33

      same here, we support 🫡

    • @urizen62
      @urizen62 8 месяцев назад +156

      It's so hard sometimes to be a lesbian member of Broski Nation, I'm learning about types of mediocre men I could have never imagined

    • @R-ABC
      @R-ABC 8 месяцев назад +71

      We may not understand nor relate, but we're still girl's girls

    • @morbidg0re
      @morbidg0re 8 месяцев назад +3

      period LMAO

  • @ohaiijessiee
    @ohaiijessiee 8 месяцев назад +4655

    I’m in TEARS over Ghost talking Brittany off the edge. I’m cackling like a witch. Holy crap
    Edit: Wow, 3.2k likes? I don’t think I’ve gotten that many likes before. Thank you everyone 🥹

    • @funmonkey6908
      @funmonkey6908 7 месяцев назад +62

      i was already laughing my ass off and this comment made me laugh so much harder oh my GOD

    • @ohaiijessiee
      @ohaiijessiee 7 месяцев назад +18

      @@funmonkey6908it had me dying laughing. Probably funniest video I’ve seen in a long time

    • @XRyukhan
      @XRyukhan 7 месяцев назад +3

      Congrats on the likes!!

    • @ohaiijessiee
      @ohaiijessiee 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@XRyukhanThank you! 😊

  • @emilysunflowers
    @emilysunflowers 5 месяцев назад +14

    I regularly listen to redacted asmr and i feel so fully and completely called out

    • @xanyiaz
      @xanyiaz 3 месяца назад +2

      me too bc they're FINALLY finding the good shit 😭 except they keep picking the wrong audios/characters 💀

  • @Sionnanful
    @Sionnanful 5 месяцев назад +7

    The “baby girl where are youuuuu” took me so far out I choked on my phlegm and nearly popped my clogs

  • @noahlove222
    @noahlove222 8 месяцев назад +867

    Stanley is going THROUGH IT for this video i just imagine him every few seconds screaming at the screen due to this outrageous behaviour from Brttany

    • @carasheehan8383
      @carasheehan8383 8 месяцев назад +50

      Stanley deserves an early Christmas bonus for this work

    • @peachnecctar1658
      @peachnecctar1658 8 месяцев назад +1

      lmaoooooo

    • @grandmasgopnik9642
      @grandmasgopnik9642 8 месяцев назад +2

      I hope she just sent him the files with no context.

  • @hinde64
    @hinde64 7 месяцев назад +3009

    the "don't be scared your husband is coming" parts had me in tears