boyfriend ASMR somehow got worse
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- Опубликовано: 5 дек 2023
- Broski Nation ive returned. sorry for going AWOL i had military leave approved
this is one of my favorite genres of content it affects me so spiritually and viscerally and i hate it and love it at the same time
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I love how you can't tell if she absolutely hates it or is about to download a 1 hour playlist of it the whole time
i think both
Fr I was so confused when she subscribed to that one guy 😭 I thought she hated him
Enemy who hates you, but when you're being hit on at your friend's party, who's a popular girl, he starts beating the shit out of the guy who's hitting on you, and when you confront him, he confesses he's been inlove with you since the 4th grade.
Same lmao
@@p1nk_anthemfun fact i too react like that to fanfic/asmr i love 😭
Brittany unapologetically skipping ahead in the videos because she doesn’t have the attention span is so real
It’s not the attention span, it’s their voices (I think)
idk maybe a mix of both?@@DefinitelyAnnie
Brittany saying “daddy’s milkies” and then immediately starting to violent scream is so real and heartwarming
And it cutting off lol
Men used to go to war, now they only make Visiting your Insane Yonder at the Mental Asylum [obsessed] [possessive] [mentally ill] [horror] content
yonder 😭😭😭😭😭
Yonder I'm CRYING 😭😭
HELP YONDER
YONDER LMFAOO
Girl did you mean yandere? 😭😭
HE CALLS YOU FAT AND IMMEDIATELY REGRETS IT? WHO IS COMING UP WITH THESE
IS THIS DHAR MAN LMFAOOOO
SO YOU SEE
WHEN I WAS LITTLE
WHAT HAPPENS IN THE DARK WILL ALWAYS FIND A WAY TO THE LIGHT
IM SOBBBINF THE REPPLIES
I love nothing more than watching Brittany violently eject from her skin at the sound of a man breathing
she’s so real for that
she looks like when you put a harness on a cat and they fully reject it
@@simplysad8434like the “eject” button on a spaceship where you push it and it just fucking launches you into the empty void at mach 10
Men do be breathing so loudly tho and for what
And she's right, they're unnecessarily loud
"i farted hot" gets me hollering every time
PLEASE WHO'S THE CHARACTER IN YOUR PFP
@@licoricecookie2212 DJ OCTAVIO FROM SPLATOON
It makes me spray
Dying with that “I farted hot and I misjudged it” bit. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Brittney claiming to be a Wattpad girl and not knowing what a yandere means is crazy
no literally like was she never adopted by dan and phil?????? never sold to one direction?????????? never once even had lemons with jeff the killer.......................................
@@freezerburning Idk if "yandere" was mentioned in the One Direction fic, but themes like that only really cross over with weeb culture. There's a reason she wouldn't have heard about "yandere", a Japanese term almost exclusively used towards anime. That's like expecting a Taylor Swift stan, who probably doesn't even know what "anime" means, to know what "yuri" means. Ain't no way.
@@nomoretwitterhandles It's kind of unusual considering how deep into fandom she's been over the years imo, it's just funny that she somehow avoided learning what such a popular trope is lol
Yeah I thought that was almost a mainstream term at this point
@@nomoretwitterhandlesidk yandere and tsundere feel like common knowledge to me i don’t even watch that much anime I didn’t hear about it from anime.
brittany being so deep into fanfiction culture but somehow never coming across the term incubus is so baffling to me 😭
or yandere 😭
it's ok I wouldn't want her to know as much as me, that's a weight too heavy to hold lmao
@monbub it's too much weight on the shoulders and trauma to endure
AT 2:20 LIKE THE VIDEO…IS THAT CHILDE FROM GENSHIN FREAKING IMPACT 😦😦😭😭🙏🙏
Gurl yandere x reader is like one of the first fanfic/stories I read online.Lol
i love the way brittany tries to get away from her headphones the same way a cat tries to get away from their cone
I'll be waiting for the full version Brittany, don't you DARE keep ''sensitive stomach boyfriend'' away from me
can NOT get over asmr with 20 roommates guy: the finger snaps, and then repeatedly whispering "party people party people" IS SO PEAK
i love patty asmr he is the best, def worth checking out
I was literally gonna comment: “so we just gonna glance over the 20 plus men making asmr together????!?!!!
LMAO RIGHT
Bro I love Pattyyyy
It was genuinely really good asmr too 🤣
Brittany being chronically online and on tumblr of all places and not knowing anything about yandere or incubi is more crazy than all the bf asmr combined
I know right?? I was like girl you’re a thirsty woman online how tf you don’t know what an incubus is
God has protected her until now
REAL
@@kyrandow THATS WHAT IM SAYING LMAOO
To be fair I spent more time online than most people and I didn't know what any of this was until I actually talked to other people
these ones are good but nothing beats “baby girl where are you.”
I literally think about and quote that on a daily basis without miss
11:55 “A little bit of an appetite for…literature?” Made me flop like a fish
The roommates doing asmr was SO FUNNY. Like how did he get them all to agree to that???
Imagine making that proposition. Like how and when do you bring that up
“Hey guys so I have this channel and I make asmr. Nooo don’t walk off just trust me bro it’s real nice just cmere and see.”
Also who tf has 20 roommates is bro Jesus
Their brains operate on one network
i think he was in a frat 😭
The most shocking part of this video is that Brittany didn't know what "yandere" meant
or incubus hahah
Don't you mean yon dairy? 😅😂
@@jesstar119 I was also shocked by that
what if this is the beginning of Brittany's anime phase😭
looks like somebody's new to the internet, heh. :)
The fact that I went to look for the “boyfriend scares you for fun” video and it’s already said I watched it before.😭
😭😭
the absolutely VISCERAL reactions are so raw and real and i’m crying laughing
Brittany learning what a yandere is is a significant milestone for Broski Nation.
it’s only a matter of time before she discovers anime dudes
She’d be into tsunderes I’m surprised she didn’t know
One step closer to her anime era we love to see it
it’s giving hillary clinton saying “pokémon go to the polls”
i was about to fucking comment this shit
no but the moment brittany said she was making her own boyfriend ASMR i was like. this is true feminist power
female gaze fr!.
@@kapetschozabredoh god that guy gives me the biggest ick
SAME
THE KISSING NOISES GROSSED ME OUTT I CAN'TT , IT SEND SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE 😭 HOW ARE THEY SO SERIOUS WHEN MAKING THESE SOUNDS + WHAT IF THEIR FAMILY MEMBER FINDS IT AND LISTENS TO IT💀💀💀 I WANNA PUKE SO BADD
I am an artist and am generally anti-AI, but I think Brittany is the only one who should have access to it. This is gold!
Brittany discovering the term “Yandere” was definitely not on my bingo this year.
I’m surprised she didn’t already know
and her reaction being "that is tea" very on brand
@@stumbling_SAME
@@stumbling_ikr? I kinda thought she’d knew from all the time she spends online.
I loved watching her go from looking up what yandere meant to obviously using it as a search term
brittany discovering what a yandere AND an incubus is in the same video is so amazing i love that for her
fr I'm so confused about how she avoided these terms for so many years but her reactions were so good lmao
died laughing at brittany’s boyfriend asmr at the end, truly a masterpiece 😭
Girl when I tell you I've NEVER LAUGHED SO DAMN HARD at a video IN MY LIFE, it literally HURT THANK U SFM FOR THIS CONTENT BLESS UR SOUL
42 year old man here, this entire video was like dragging finger nails on a chalk board. Keep up the good work!
ur literally so real for this
LMAOO?? 😭
a straight man??! 🧐
What a guy
respect.
The 20 roommates one was unironically one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen it was honestly kinda charming bc it was so funny.
DEADASS SO PRECIOUS AND SILLY
IT WAS SO ICONIC LMAO
This is the kind of "boys will be boys" I'm here for
all of them snapping somehow reminded me of that video of the dozens of sorority girls lying in a pyramid at their door and clapping and chanting. witches and wizards.
@@shadycatz85I have absolutely no idea what this is referring to but it sounds amazing
the way this had me cackling bc her reactions embodied exactly how I feel when seeing vids like those.
I’m laying in bed, it’s almost 5am and I’m trying to control my laughter as to not wake up my bf. Brittany is literally the funniest person ever.
This series is taking over my life, sometimes I say “baby gurl where are youuu” to myself when I’m alone for NO reason whatsoever 😭🖐🏻
LMAOOO me and my sister say it to eachother all the time 😭😭💀
@@k.kr7pME TOOOOOOO
And no one gets my reference 😭😭
I’m glad I’m not the only one 😭
REAAL
I like how Brittany’s always like YES!!! VAMPIRE BOYFRIEND ROLE PLAY IN SPACE!! and then she clicks on it and hates it so bad
Honestly... It happens to most of us
7:09 young adult men are a lot of things, but credit where credit is due I admire their ability to come together as one group and do *a thing* like *any,* *thing.*
That's because they're flock animals with dog brains
I wonder if her neighbors hear her screaming and are like, “Well, I bet she’s making another boyfriend asmr video,” 😂😂😂
My coworkers just heard me watching this video in the break room while i was eating lunch so im now trying to explain boyfriend asmr to a 71 year old Filipino woman
😂😂😂
NO FUCKING WAY 😭😭😭😭
my filipino relatives always ALWAYS without failure find me watching brittany’s videos or some strange video and it always ends so awkwardly i’ve learned to just not watch youtube during family gatherings 😭
LMFAOOO
YES 😂 that’s awesome
Brittany should make an ASMR channel with the AI and just make the most unhinged roleplays. I would watch them all.
PLEASE OMG I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE 🤣🤣🤣🤣
YES OMFG
Maya Winky 2.0 😭
SAME
Brittany if you see this PLEASEEE
Battling for my life on this toilet and cringing at boyfriend asmr is my new favorite self discipline strategy.
"will you stop let me taste it" "😨"
You creating a series out of AI and Boyfriend ASMR is the best Christmas present
no literally this shit has me screaming
bro this is the realest thing ever
The way she said the food made him “spray”, I DIED 💀
EXACTLY THIS 🤣
The only videos from Brittany to make me need to pause and take a break because I couldn’t breathe 😭
"who tf is yandere dude" I cant express how much laughter that brought me. Brittany continues to go down this rabbit hole and Im living for it
The fact that this is still just the tip of the iceberg with yandere content makes it so much better for what's to come, I can't WAIT for what's to come
I’m honestly so surprised she didn’t know what that was😭
watching her google the meaning made me feel like i was witnessing a canon event
@@Cider22same!
“i farted hot and i misjudged it” has me SCRAMBLING
“Everytime I eat curry it makes me spray” Brittany delivering us Neko Boyfriend ASMR in disguise
how is no one talking about the boyfriend asmr she made. it's literally top notch quality
ikr omg
It makes me spraayyy!
yeeeesss we need more
@@eviebean8209DIARRHEA ‼️‼️😮💨
This is just exposure therapy for Brittany so she can learn to love men after they speak, I feel you girl, we support you!!
I want you to know that this made me absolutely CACKLE in the best and most horrific way possible
She can’t even handle their breathing and frankly neither can I 😭😭😭
LMAOOOOO
Brittany going from paying $100 for an ASMR boyfriend to becoming her own ASMR boyfriend is truly iconic and commendable growth
7:49 I THOUGHT THE ASMR GUY FARTED 😭😭😭
The things I put myself through as a lesbian just to watch Brittany's content is truly a sacrifice i struggle with every day😔✋
lmao same, my skin was crawling XD anything for brittany
SAME LMFAO
FOR REAL IM GAGGING
fr just violently hacking while she's enjoying it
I’m (unfortunately) straight and this whole video triggered my fight or flight 😭
brittany getting into the lore is killing me like "I killed people for you, that's why I'm in here" "ooh that's tea!" 💀💀💀
“Watch me! Who’s fucking locked in here girl?! You! You can’t leave me? Watch me!” 😂
"yes kitty number 3 daddys milkies AHHHHHHGGGGG!!!!-"
IM DYING
These asmr videos make me feel the way I imagine laying in a box filled with centipedes would feel like.
Her take on boyfriend ASMR is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen to come from the Broski channel. I'm crying hot tears. "I told you every time I eat curry that it makes me spray... diarrhea." "I need you to wipe me." BROTHER PLEASE 😭
i'm ill rn & this nearly killed me 😭😭😭
LITERALLY
I had to pause it cuz I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
literally almost vomited from laughing so fucking hard 😭😭😭
I laughed so hard I think I popped a vessel
I love that Brittany cringes at a lot of these because it's so real. Some of the boyfriend ASMR guys are SO good, and some of them have wimpy little ferret voices that make my skin crawl. I'm so happy that at least one person feels what I feel because their comments are always like "My thighs are crying". NO NO NO
Not little ferret voices 😂 I hollered. That's so spot on
rightttt like thank youuu thank god we have some people with a sense of depravity yet clarity... these are desperate times but we will not resolve to desperate measures LIKE HELLLLP
@@themovingcastle EXACTLY. Like we’re a little sick in the head but we still have standards 😒 I clicked on “mafia boss protects you from your crazy ex” NOT “Pervy, deranged weeb follows you home to breathe down your neck and whisper sweet nothings between voice cracks”
@@zie8238gf asmr is better anyway
Yeah for me it's like... I never watch boyfriend/girlfriend ASMR videos, but from Brittany's vids: some I can understand why they have a market/viewerbase. And others I'm genuinely like, "there's literally no way a guy sat in his room, said these things out loud, and then posted them. Willingly."
9:14 PLEASEEE "will you stop and let me taste it?" I CNWTTT I BURSTED OUT LAIGHING BROO
Brittany’s boyfriend asmr at the end absolutely killed me. I’d love a full asmr of Brittany making Thomas say stuff
I love the constant back and forth between "AAAAA CRINGE" and "let him cook"
The “asmr with my 20 roommates” has the same, IDENTICAL energy of the “we’ve been waiting for you all summer and we’re so glad you’re finally here WOOOOOOOOOOO!”
LMAOO
i am begging for more making your own boyfriend ASMR i havent laughed this hard in ages
DUDE U GOT ME WHEEZING WITH THE CUSTOM BOYFRIEND ASMR AT THE END I CANT FUCKING BREATHE😭🤣
brittany please turn this into a challenge where you see how long you can listen to boyfriend asmr without cringing hahaha
YE S S
PLEASE this would be so funny! I'd say make it a drinking game, but she'd be blackout in 5 minutes.
Brittany’s expression throughout this is one of a SHELL SHOCKED individual 😭
braver than the marines
The cut to 20 dudes snapping TOOK ME OUT
Seeing Brittany go insane and look like the most uncomfortable being is the funniest thing I've ever seen I'm sorry 🤣🤣
literally shaking with laughter PLEASE create an AI-generated boyfriend ASMR satire channel we all need this brittany
i need it
PETITION PETITION PETITION
dude my stomach and jaw is in SO much pain from laughing so hard OH MY GOD
YESSSS
Guys, we need to team up as a nation and get Brittany into Mystic Messenger
OH MY GOD YOURE RIGHT
Oh my god please please please!!! 🙏
@@basicallybluesky I'm gonna start asking every day now please join me fellow Broski Nathion brethren
OMFG PLEASE
Y E S
she never fails to make me choke, cry and laugh for a good 16 minutes
i haven’t laughed so hard in so long bless you brittany
THE FACT THAT THE OPENING LINE FOR THE GF ASMR WAS “STOP LET ME TASTE IT” IS APPALLING LMFAO
Stanley deserves a purple heart for having to edit hours of Brittany listening to boyfriend ASMR
the ai part i cannot breathe ive never laughed this hard in ages oh my lord everything hurts god you are too funny for this planet 😭😭😭😭😭 him saying “help me wipe” i CANNOY BREATHEE BRITTANY PLEASE
I genuinely can not watch you without full-on giggling. Your laughter is contagious, and I love that. Thank you, Brittany.
The immediate horror on her face after the “stop let me taste it!” 💀💀
my favorite thing about brittany is when she gets so weirdly embarrassed that she starts laughing, her voice starts going more high pitched, and she just speaks gibberish ☠️
Brittany thrashing about @12:23 had me snotting out of my nose trying to stifle my laughter (roommate alseep)
thank you for being an icon 🫠 14:57 I CANT BREATHE
We NEED a Brittany boyfriend ASMR with the AI. Like it's a necessity at this point. I don't think I've ever laughed harder in my entire life.
Also the voice sounded better than 95% of the pusses we heard this vid
I’m depressed af and she had me cry laughing so I’m truly grateful
Brittany I’m actually begging you at this point to make a boyfriend asmr channel, I haven’t laughed that hard in actual months 💀
RIGHTT like it doesn't have to be serious at all. I just need it 😭🙏
You had me CRYING at the end whyyy😭😭😭
I love how she gets so excited and then immediately disgusted when the video starts
Watching Brittany discover what yandere means and that she’s into it is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
brittany out here going through boyfriend asmr so we don’t have to, a true soldier 🤝
Going through it is a privilege
she's enjoying it bffr 😭😭
@@h222ney 12:13 is she? 💀
@@DojakeetYeah
@@Dojakeethave you watched the first video? and this one? she loves some of it
brittany is genuinely so pretty like girl you’re glowing! ur energy is immaculate
Thank you for the masterpiece at the end. Had me in stitches, I needed that 😂
Brittany’s facial expressions speak more than 1000 words
I'm shaking, screaming, and crying. Brittany's boyfriend ASMR had me yelling and howling in the middle of the night and I'm in TEARS. OH MY GOD 😭😭😭
ME TOO LIKE OH MY GOD.
don't you mean shaking, CREAMing and crying?!
How did I MISS THIS!!!! PLEASE MAKE MORE I need a 3rd video and more synth voices I was laughing so hard the entire time 😭😂😂😂
"Shall I reward you with another? ☝️🤓" I'M LOSING MY MINDDDDDDD
stomach hurts. face is red. tears are streaming down my cheeks. this was so funny I simply need more.
REAL
EXACTLY
I appreciate when she goes full caveman during these. It really speaks on a deeper level
truly.
OH OHOH AHAOHIHAH
11:49 brooooo when i tell u i was SCREAMING when u pulled up boyfriendaudio😭😭😭 he is my main guy dont do him like that, give him a second chance🥹
Please do more than these, I’m obsessed 😂😂❤
HER MAKING HER OWN ASMR IS MAKING ME PISS MY PANTS IM LAUGHING SO HARD
When Brittany goes into feral gorilla hooting mode it’s either so good or SO bad
“Feral gorilla hooting” is my new favorite phrase
I never knew that I was missing this in my life until I found it. THIS! THIS VIDEO RIGHT HERE IS GIVING ME LIFE, thank you
i love these videos so much 😭
im actually crying laughing at your boyfriend asmr creation I haven't laughed audibly in months thank you
Same i was cough laughing so hard! 🤣🤣🤣
"farted hot" "... it makes me spray" LMFAO I keep rewatching, im dying
i am fucking DYING in bed next to my sleeping partner, just gasping as quietly as i can for air bc i can't fucking BREATHE hahahahah
@@mundaneeveMakes me spray is INSANE
SAME LOL
oh my god the AI generated scenario at the end had me genuinely in tears; it's been so long since a creator has made me laugh THIS hard, consistently with like every video
jenna marbles 😭
Please make a whole video coming up with scenarios using the AI boyfriend voice, that last part SENT MEEE
we need a whole video from the end of this one, on its own!!! pleaseeeee