@@BlitzkriegBryce same 😂 a nice real detail to bad i dont see that in GTA 5. Come to think of it I’ve seen it few times but they don’t hold to as real.
3:51 for some reason the sound of the text message after watching Michelle get ended and reading in bold red "Michelle is dead" is just the icing on the cake
11:08 her face, lol Poor Niko, he kept being blamed by the unnaturally blue sky of Libery City and the strange, crazy traffic pandemic the city is suffering.
Police: We don't know why the law of mass and velocity broke, but there's this guy Niko Bellic. We need to arrest him and hold him accountable... for reasons...
Yeah I was thinking this would end the population pretty quickly, way worse than a zombie apocalypse! You can only stay indoors for so long, until you have to go outside for resources. Would be a great movie/show premise!
The absolute hilarity of Michelle saying “I hope the police didn’t see that!” When there’s a literal hurricane of cars, mangled pedestrians and lampposts raging around them.
I literally NEVER dated Michelle - or rather, Karen - especially knowing she was spying on Niko. This video, and just watching her suffer in general, is therapeutic to me.
3:51 killed me dude i cant breathe. They way you just looked in the direction she was taken away you were just like "oh" then followed by you getting obliterated yourself
I'll give credit where credit is due.. Michelle is one tough woman who just doesn't give up on the idea on going on a 1st date! Definitely a one of a kind!
The first Niko's date: "I'm sorry about the car, Michelle, I can get a new one" The 100th Niko's date: "I'm sorry about the car, Michelle, I can get a new one"
4:54 i love how some random guy on fire just appears out of thin air, curls into a ball, starts yelling and instantly becomes black with a single "ouh"
the funniest part is, you can blow up her car, or even act like a complete psycopath in front of her and she STILL will let you keep trying to take her on that 1st date
Michelle sounds so suspicious, she sounds like an undercover agent that will betray Niko. I'm just exaggerating, she's a good and totally normal woman.
Man, dating is really tough nowadays.
Chaotic and disaster 😂😂😂
Especially in New York City
I read that in Niko’s voice 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
You're telling me my date felt like i got hit by a truck
1:16 cinematic masterpiece ❤😂
This is awesome 😂
1:22 Cinematic Masterpiece x2
“Bye.” 😂😂😂😂😂
BOOOOOOOMM HEADSHOT! 😂😂💥
I laughed my ass off to the point i was weezing
1:16 they both had an interesting exit strategy
Nice
NIKO = BYE * GETS HIT
That timing couldn't have been more perfect XD
“I’ll talk to you soon. Bye.”
Proceeds to splatter
Somthing out of a cartoon😂
3:51 "Hey there's a bowling alley, we should play"
*Little did Michelle know, however, that she was in fact the pin in the bowling alley 😂😂😂*
Lmao, definitely not the kind of bowling she was wanting to play
BAD BOYS
GOAT COMMENT
Strike!
"Michelle is dead."
3:46 “hey there’s a bowling alley up there we should play 😀”
“Cool! Let’s go bowling then”
*michelle instantly gets striked*
A-train moment
I love how the subtitles instantly transition to “Michelle is dead” after that
I love how every time Niko offers to give her a new car, one comes flying straight at her immediately
Yes!
manifesting 🙏
Greifer Jesus: wish granted
He's a man of his word. 😂
I guess she did in fact, get a new one
8:47 "I'm sorry about the car, Michelle. I can get you a new one."
Game: *here you go, a new one*
Even faster than Mors Mutual Insurance
😂😂
14:50 "Sometimes I just feel like listening to radio, right?" *listens to the screams of dying people instead
"oh this one is my favourite, "pedestrian male scream #2"
😂
1:22 "bye"
💥💥💥
Bro got transport
😂😂😂
Well, he’s happy
3:51 her final grunt after being hit i can't lmao
"Michelle is dead" in bold red at the bottom too lmao
"UGH"
LOL
The beeps really sell it
I guess we all got a jerma985 sense of humor then 😂
12:12 that taxi had a whole character arc 💀
Damn, that's a good eye for continuity. Never noticed how it just ends up in final shot.
🤣 🤣 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
Bad news...
It DIES in the next chapter of their story
Typical woman criticizing Nikos driving despite the flow of traffic
💀💀💀
Bruh
Woman ☕
Lol imagine keeping up with the flow of traffic now
Karen is really annoying
5:30 lmao that woman screaming in her car while being yeeted is the best
😂😂😂😂😂
I can't 💀😂🤣🤣😂🤣
Lmao ahahgagaga
doppler effect scream
Play it in slow motion. It’s HILARIOUS
5:15 "it's called soap.......S-O-P, soap. BOOOOOOMM!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
I don’t know what was funnier. her spelling soap wrong, or the fact the car blew up as soon as she spelled it wrong. 🤣
@@TROLLSTIN13 I know right!! I watched that part several times and found something new to laff at every time😂😂😂
"Soap!" *explosion* *COD MW2 flashbacks*
@@TROLLSTIN13 The BOOM was just the punctuation of the sentence.
Drivr3joe:😂😂😂
2:20 that cut was CLEAN
0:30 "Be careful with Michelle's car or the date will be over"
*_Y O U . D O N ' T . S A Y_*
After more then 15 Year the crashing dynamics of this game are incredible.
and the ragdoll was so good. I loved when someone was trying to take their car back and you drive off while they are hanging onto the door handle.
@@BlitzkriegBryce same 😂 a nice real detail to bad i dont see that in GTA 5. Come to think of it I’ve seen it few times but they don’t hold to as real.
Euphoria engine was way ahead of its time.
@@Zellie1994 Wasn't it the Havok engine? I thought Euphoria was GTAV.
@@Zellie1994it's RAGE engine. the same used in every rockstar games since red Dead redemption 1
10:28 After so many dates Michelle has learned that every goodbye is a car in the face😂
finally figured out she’s stuck in a time loop 😂
@@jesusmendoza297 FBI hard work🤣🤣🤣
She's stuck in some sick and twisted groundhog day 😂
Michelle: If he says goodbye like that, what will the bed be like?
Infinite Miles Per Hour: playing on streets near you
14:04 ha that hydrant saved you from impact.
Yes
The best part is Niko constantly getting blamed for everything even though there's clearly an apocalypse happening on the roadways
I think his mistake was going on a date during traffic hours like that
Just looks like LA during rush hour. It's his fault for not checking the traffic report.
Women, AmIRight?
The drive from 5:29 to 5:45 is honestly incredible hahaha
Just another day at the office.
0:53 "MY STOMACH JUST JUMPED lmao😂
Drivr3joe: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:20 lmao so funny the taxi passing by with the scream
3:51 for some reason the sound of the text message after watching Michelle get ended and reading in bold red "Michelle is dead" is just the icing on the cake
_Im sorry about the car Michelle. I can get you a new one._
You can get her a new boyfriend for fun😂
I think we should all sit back, listen to the music and enjoy the drive
We don't need to talk, we can just listen to the radio
@@d9zirable Michelle is dead
Definetly
@@TheVicar
*Michelle's car has been destroyed.*
"I'm sorry about the car, Michelle. I can get you a new one."
@@soupcangaming662 Do you mean you'd steal one?
7:45 Niko just walking back down the stairs 😂
😂😂😂😂
3:50 The timing was so perfect 😂
7:05 Niko had enough 😂
NIKO SMASH
3:52 she really went bowling
11:08 her face, lol
Poor Niko, he kept being blamed by the unnaturally blue sky of Libery City and the strange, crazy traffic pandemic the city is suffering.
"Be careful with Michelle's car, or the date will be over"
Yeah well that's not really up to me
This is a very nice symbolic demonstration of the feeling of cultural shock Niko is experiencing after just arriving to Liberty City.
Shockwave more like
Both from the car breaking sound barrier and the explosion
5:10 what do you think this is? Bumper cars? 🤣
4:56 OH MY GOD 🔥🔥🔥😂😂
Lol there’s literally a charred burning human and Michelle is chillin.
Niko even made some date money $$
1:12 bye-
10:28 Nice escape
For some reason that pause when Nikko's just helplessly staring at Michelle at 5:05 gets me everytime! 😂
It’s like he knows something 😂
"nicole is dead". alrite that date sucked. lmao
“What you think this is, bumper cars?” says a driver 💀
Right after watching a man get engulfed in flames in the fetal position 😂
@@chimchu3232 hahaaha
*Niko casually goes out for a date*
Police: We have to arrest you for this madness!
Police: We don't know why the law of mass and velocity broke, but there's this guy Niko Bellic. We need to arrest him and hold him accountable... for reasons...
6:23 "STOP THE VEHICLE" *flies away*
I like how the taxis is the only vehicle driving at a normal speed
Lmao
True
1:16 to 1:24 is the funniest thing i have seen in a while, i almost passed out laughing 🤣🤣🤣
they let them finish their sentences hahahaha
Actually crying with laughter. 😂
3:45 is pretty funny too 😂
Fuggedabowdit
3:48 Michelle: "Hey, we should go bowling"
Was already in the lane and Becomes a pin😂😂😂 🎳
🤣
please
💀💀💀
Strike!
3:50 was just awesome. She was there and then she wasn’t.
The worst possible scenarios that play out in your head before the first date:
No one:
Episode 1 of The Boys: 2:38
?
It's a reference to A-Train running through that couple I think.@@GodAboveAaE
its incredible how the traffic speed creats such an apocalyptic vibe...
Yeah I was thinking this would end the population pretty quickly, way worse than a zombie apocalypse! You can only stay indoors for so long, until you have to go outside for resources. Would be a great movie/show premise!
It’s the occasional random car in the distance that’s somehow flying vertically that has me in tears.
The random screams from the pedestrians is absolutely killing me. 😂😂😂
1:16 was probably one of the top 15 funniest things I've seen in my entire life
11:08 I love how the Doppler effect shifts his pitch down as he flies away at high speed.
Geez Louise!
This was 100% funnier than I thought it'd be before clicking.
12:54 the red car flying by and screaming in terror
Never thought Niko's PTSD from the war would stay.
3:50 'Michelle is dead' is so fkn funny
Fr the game be acting like it's my fault 🙄
6:35
That taxi got headshoted for sure
*car smacks into michelle's car at 999999mph*
Michelle: "OWUH"
3:03
The absolute hilarity of Michelle saying “I hope the police didn’t see that!” When there’s a literal hurricane of cars, mangled pedestrians and lampposts raging around them.
I literally NEVER dated Michelle - or rather, Karen - especially knowing she was spying on Niko. This video, and just watching her suffer in general, is therapeutic to me.
the way the player kept a calm driving style killed me lmao
3:51 killed me dude i cant breathe. They way you just looked in the direction she was taken away you were just like "oh" then followed by you getting obliterated yourself
3:51 Poor girl had no chance
Considered what she became in GTA 5, killing her was a breeze
She was up to no good anyhow
@@electricbird423forester9 ^ every FBI/CIA agent in a nutshell
Next time I encounter wild traffic I'm going to scream "geez louise!" Instead of the usual profanity, thank you for this lesson in dating etiquette.
12:48 that cop car saved the day
2:35 “I can get you a new one” as a car proceeds to slam into her face 😂😂😂
Omg. I’m lying in bed with a fever, binge watching these videos. This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time. Thank you so much.
1:10 best scene 😂
1:17 is gold. Some of us wished that happened on our dates 😂
This is probably what it feels like to live in the marvel universe as a citizen
Your videos are great. I get to hear dialogue I’ve never heard before
I'll give credit where credit is due.. Michelle is one tough woman who just doesn't give up on the idea on going on a 1st date! Definitely a one of a kind!
because she is an FBI agent who was investigating Niko 😢
I think we should sit back, listen to music, and enjoy the ride. She is asking for a lot right there.
3:52 Seeing her get A Trained will never bet old.
one hit kos
3:51
7:35
doppler effect
2:44
10:29
11:10
Lets go bowling then *dies*
@@Rents-Ch the boys theme plays*
5:30 is a good Doppler effect as well
The 2nd attempt was possibly the best of them, though I find it all hilarious.😂
The first Niko's date:
"I'm sorry about the car, Michelle, I can get a new one"
The 100th Niko's date:
"I'm sorry about the car, Michelle, I can get a new one"
Love the fact that Michelle still want to go out with Nico, she is dedicated to her work!
9:54 "Stupid malaka!"
GTA III, is that you??
But holy shit this is the funniest stuff I've seen all year 🤣🤣
6:15 there are the police
💀💀💀 this shit had me rollin
1:23 the audible thud made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂 timing on that was perfect!
2:05 PULL OVER YOU MANIAC!
The other people:
1:12 that convo was deeper than expected
do the Mr. Faustin truck bomb mission lol
Oh god no 💀
4:54 i love how some random guy on fire just appears out of thin air, curls into a ball, starts yelling and instantly becomes black with a single "ouh"
3:49 Niko no need go bowing because she is a bowing bottle😂😂😂😂😂
*WHAM!*
Ill talk to you soon. Bye
*WHAM!!*
1:17 my god this was the best part. They each got swiped by a flying car within seconds of each other.
06:57 Niko's face =皿= Michelle's (→_→)
13:39 "Bye!"
😂💀⚰️🪦
3:51 Finally made it! - Michelle gets hit by a car 😂
3:48 LMFAO our man was so close to a regular date :(
the funniest part is, you can blow up her car, or even act like a complete psycopath in front of her and she STILL will let you keep trying to take her on that 1st date
Niko: “I’ve never been very good at saying goodbye”
Michelle: *gets hit by car traveling at light speed*
Forgot how cheesy this game was at times... Don't worry I'll get you another car since I destroyed yours. 😆
The *bonk* as the car hits Niko/Michelle going at lights speed never gets old 😂
13:50 niko said goodbye for the lkast time
More foreshadowing I never noticed: She says “This poor car!” not “MY poor car!”
Michelle sounds so suspicious, she sounds like an undercover agent that will betray Niko. I'm just exaggerating, she's a good and totally normal woman.
1:16 was PERFECT comedic timing, amazing.