Harry Potter But With Guns (Movie Recap)

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  • @Optim147
    @Optim147 3 года назад +9021

    Harry Potter - "You're a wizard, Harry."
    Guns Akimbo - "You're an american, Miles."

  • @enchantsquid4215
    @enchantsquid4215 3 года назад +10749

    When Harry found out guns are more powerful than wands.

    • @Nothing-mx5fp
      @Nothing-mx5fp 3 года назад +538

      You mean American harry potter

    • @FreckleBitches
      @FreckleBitches 3 года назад +227

      @@Nothing-mx5fp America! Fuck yeah!

    • @T_Tomix
      @T_Tomix 3 года назад +54

      Why cant i stop laughing

    • @oi-cj1pz
      @oi-cj1pz 3 года назад +85

      wingglockium leviosa

    • @youtubepaul3662
      @youtubepaul3662 3 года назад +15

      Yes fuck yea

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +19697

    "Zander is reduced to a whimpering, beta male, league of legends player"
    This dude is too hilarious for his own good.

  • @lexcentrique2554
    @lexcentrique2554 2 года назад +1441

    I just realized: The guy having his guns nailed to his hands played at his advantage each time he was captured, since no one could remove the gun, he just had to be still alive to be able to fight.

    • @TheArtonSlo
      @TheArtonSlo 2 года назад +221

      Yeah, there's just one problem. How does he reload?

    • @lexcentrique2554
      @lexcentrique2554 2 года назад +79

      @@TheArtonSlo Oh, sh%t, you're right!

    • @2_s3tchy
      @2_s3tchy 2 года назад +137

      The guns come with I think 50 bullets each if they run out he loses and dies I think I havent watched this movie in a while

    • @jpgamelabsherns2193
      @jpgamelabsherns2193 2 года назад +12

      Cheat codes my man.

    • @rmdhn1
      @rmdhn1 Год назад +18

      ​@@2_s3tchythere's a counter throughout the film

  • @ml9_c0p
    @ml9_c0p 3 года назад +4150

    "harry stop, your going insane" "ive found my passion, killing with an akimbo pistol combo, i feel like a god"

    • @Mutrax4706
      @Mutrax4706 3 года назад +39

      the only downside is if you suck at aiming 2 guns at once.
      1 is ok, but 2 is difficult
      i even only in pavlov dual-wielded uzis and emptied both entire magazines, but didnt hit a single shot, but had to throw the pun "well this is akward" (cuz it was)

    • @finvz2296
      @finvz2296 3 года назад +2

      @@Mutrax4706 shut up

    • @Mutrax4706
      @Mutrax4706 3 года назад +6

      @@finvz2296 y

    • @sodacity2412
      @sodacity2412 3 года назад +3

      Is this A real story or was this in a game cuz either way that sounded cringe and made it seem like you were trying to be quirky and cool

    • @ml9_c0p
      @ml9_c0p 3 года назад +3

      @@sodacity2412 do you not understand the concept of "its a joke"?

  • @iceeternal8757
    @iceeternal8757 3 года назад +3231

    “Shoot the guy Harry” said dumbledore calmly

  • @Komijoyo677
    @Komijoyo677 3 года назад +5037

    "Miles is rudely awakened from his dream, but, the kind visitors quickly put him back to sleep." Gold. lol

  • @whyamihere54972
    @whyamihere54972 2 года назад +643

    I love how whenever Daniel Radcliffe is in a movie that isn’t Harry Potter so he can get as far away from the character as possible, everyone says it’s Harry anyway. Funny Harry man is actually called Daniel Radcliffe, guys

    • @mileswiltse4535
      @mileswiltse4535 Год назад +17

      Who's daniel?

    • @LisaAnn777
      @LisaAnn777 10 месяцев назад +18

      No his name is Harry Potter and he's a wizard.
      Also why are you even here?

    • @johnny_bop
      @johnny_bop 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@LisaAnn777💀

    • @Hero0451
      @Hero0451 10 месяцев назад +12

      I call it the Steven Ogg effect. One highly acclaimed role and that’s all you’re really known for

    • @sagirem
      @sagirem 10 месяцев назад +8

      It's like the super rare case of an actor that had a role so famous it backfired

  • @lologuy9240
    @lologuy9240 3 года назад +5522

    Harry
    1.Hes a wizard.
    2.Hes a John Wick tier when it comes to guns.
    Be like Harry

    • @Zorbros
      @Zorbros 3 года назад +110

      Harry is built different, got it

    • @aldusty3959
      @aldusty3959 3 года назад +52

      Looks like life went south after he married

    • @saswatbalyan2594
      @saswatbalyan2594 3 года назад +51

      @@aldusty3959 When you don't complete university and leave last year while your running source of income was dead mom and dad's savings, it was bound to happen

    • @UFC_enjoyer69
      @UFC_enjoyer69 3 года назад +6

      Nahh john wick better

    • @mytheonix6503
      @mytheonix6503 3 года назад +5

      he has a good gaming chair

  • @deathseye7578
    @deathseye7578 3 года назад +4895

    Gotta give the guy who ran at them with a spork some credit, man tried his best.

    • @Miscalculation.
      @Miscalculation. 3 года назад +40

      lol true

    • @muhahac
      @muhahac 3 года назад +12

      ikr

    • @bruceymosey
      @bruceymosey 3 года назад +9

      mans best death (:

    • @OGSontar
      @OGSontar 3 года назад +77

      Dunno, man, them sporks are dangerous. You could put an eye out with one of them.

    • @-w-4252
      @-w-4252 3 года назад +17

      @@OGSontar it would cause major internal damage

  • @greenlizard4208
    @greenlizard4208 3 года назад +1941

    "her gamer fuel falls out. She eats it with her nose, and levels up."
    he says, in his depressing but addicting voice.

    • @otakumangastudios3617
      @otakumangastudios3617 3 года назад +8

      I kind of hate that people judge 80s and '90s action movies when they intended to be serious for not having good enough of affects, like to be honest, it would be taking more seriously by me as a fictional story rather than feeling like I'm actually immersed into a really traumatizing situation. That's something I really like about anime, is that as gory as it gets, it never feels like you're actually along with them in a scary situation. I'm feeling traumatized as I'm watching this, because it looks real. I kind of miss the action film style of the '80s and 90s and early 2000s

    • @ms.yawhaw8831
      @ms.yawhaw8831 3 года назад +1

      Fun fun

    • @Nox3u
      @Nox3u 3 года назад +22

      @@otakumangastudios3617 Then dont watch These stuff if you had weak stomach. geez... its been already flagged as M rated movie.

    • @otakumangastudios3617
      @otakumangastudios3617 3 года назад +2

      @@Nox3u it's the comment section not the argument section or debate section :-) I was simply expressing my personal opinion, isn't that what a comment is?

    • @Crim5onReap3r
      @Crim5onReap3r 3 года назад +11

      @@otakumangastudios3617 technically he/she also expressed their opinion by saying what they think you should have done.

  • @doylethechocolatelab
    @doylethechocolatelab 2 года назад +115

    The comedy in the commentary in these videos honestly make this channel my favourite movie recap channel

  • @i.am.adrian
    @i.am.adrian 3 года назад +1254

    Harry Potter and the Wands of Akimbo. Casting full-metal jacket spells on those evil wizards.

    • @MinuteMovies1
      @MinuteMovies1  3 года назад +119

      Oh damn that's a fire title. Good stuff.

    • @drizztdourden6687
      @drizztdourden6687 3 года назад +15

      This is fucking underrated. Hold on while I make more YT accounts to like this.

    • @Joker-rd2fy
      @Joker-rd2fy 3 года назад +8

      avada ka gundra

    • @flyboy6392
      @flyboy6392 3 года назад +1

      @@Joker-rd2fy PK .40

    • @beepbotic
      @beepbotic 3 года назад +18

      Harry Potter and the Chamber of Bullets

  • @isdrevenge8764
    @isdrevenge8764 3 года назад +465

    Never mind the fact Harry had guns bolted to his hands, the surgeons who A. removed them and B. Managed to save his hands are amazing

    • @MinuteMovies1
      @MinuteMovies1  3 года назад +105

      The real MVP

    • @EJionix
      @EJionix 3 года назад +16

      Oh shit a panther

    • @illusionthecommunist1314
      @illusionthecommunist1314 3 года назад +33

      Probably Dr.Strange helping out a fellow magic man

    • @randommeogamer
      @randommeogamer 2 года назад +5

      @@illusionthecommunist1314 This made me laugh a little to much... I think the house is awake now

  • @starrr_mannn
    @starrr_mannn 2 года назад +1720

    I love how he sounds so serious but he constantly makes jokes

    • @SuperiorChaotic
      @SuperiorChaotic 2 года назад +32

      moist critikal but for movies basically

    • @chainsawboy2388
      @chainsawboy2388 2 года назад +13

      The blessing of a naturally monotone voice

    • @amarthon6597
      @amarthon6597 2 года назад +4

      I don't want to know how much time that takes

    • @bIuecap
      @bIuecap 2 года назад +4

      Its called dry humor

    • @bowxfire5275
      @bowxfire5275 Год назад

      The subtle art of Narrating movies.

  • @julianasismoncooley
    @julianasismoncooley 10 месяцев назад +7

    “Mistakes were made” Bro gave up 😂

  • @fredisfred4070
    @fredisfred4070 3 года назад +7760

    Whenever Harry’s in a film, it’s officially a Harry Potter film.

    • @CatzyCatzy
      @CatzyCatzy 3 года назад +331

      Harry potter and his quest for heroism

    • @floomflumington7113
      @floomflumington7113 3 года назад +380

      whenever harrys in a film it says Daniel Radcliffe on the cover art for some reason

    • @MrClean-lk6vi
      @MrClean-lk6vi 3 года назад +77

      Sequel after sequel after again and again it’s never ending until Harry died…

    • @sirshelf
      @sirshelf 3 года назад +123

      harry potter and the second amendment

    • @Kazukanagaming
      @Kazukanagaming 3 года назад +14

      His name isn't* Harry it's Daniel Radcliff

  • @shoegazer6496
    @shoegazer6496 3 года назад +3044

    this movie is the definition of "when the discord mods have had enough"

    • @aquilleswinkler5051
      @aquilleswinkler5051 3 года назад +48

      But they take out thier rage on your keyboard before realising its better to just order chicken

    • @ped3752
      @ped3752 3 года назад +25

      You assume they would be able to get out of their homes to find the protag?

    • @aquilleswinkler5051
      @aquilleswinkler5051 3 года назад +8

      @@ped3752 they could but who the fuck wants to, it's just a troll online, it will be heaps sadder to be the one who goes after the troll.

    • @enderman700
      @enderman700 3 года назад +2

      There 1k likes

    • @captain5271
      @captain5271 3 года назад +3

      titel- you post memes in general

  • @RyokoVT
    @RyokoVT 3 года назад +2861

    I actually really love that Daniel Radcliffe kept going after Harry Potter, and has made some fantastic films. As an aside, he looks exactly like my brother, just with blue eyes rather than brown. It's actually freaky.

    • @sinko3811
      @sinko3811 3 года назад +214

      One thing I really love about him is, he doesn't try to be just "The guy who played Harry Potter" and actively tries to play in different kinds of movies.
      Not just fantasy, but also action stuff like this movie, a weird comedy with "Swiss Army Man", something more atmospheric with "The Woman in Black"...he clearly tries to expand his career into a lot of different genres.

    • @freshtomato834
      @freshtomato834 3 года назад +71

      Make him start an only fans and sell cringe pics to fan girls. Nigga you be sitting on a mine of gold.

    • @gretttt33323
      @gretttt33323 3 года назад +33

      ''you really love him, and aside from that, he's totaly like your brother''

    • @youcantbeatk7006
      @youcantbeatk7006 3 года назад +14

      My brother looks like EDP when he was younger and I have a friend that looks like Yanderedev when he was younger with an Asian filter on.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 3 года назад +3

      I guess you from alabama.

  • @Veremospostagem
    @Veremospostagem 2 года назад +90

    I know this movie came as "cheap" for some people, but i'd love to see a sequel.
    I can't even see Daniel as Harry Potter anymore cause' he was so good in "Horns" and "Beast of Burden", i think he's genuinely talented and capable of dissociating himself from his most famous characters if needed.

    • @StRanGerManY
      @StRanGerManY 8 месяцев назад +2

      He might have been capable, but viewers are not

    • @stanle001
      @stanle001 Месяц назад

      Abeg wetin be the name of the movie my guy

  • @vibe7160
    @vibe7160 3 года назад +463

    Harry: "Ron, this sh*ts are better than wands!"

    • @sansthememe3288
      @sansthememe3288 3 года назад +45

      Yer a hit hitman harry

    • @ars0n765
      @ars0n765 3 года назад +6

      @@sansthememe3288 please i-

    • @muhazreen
      @muhazreen 3 года назад +8

      I already told you Hermione
      Never feed Harry a goddam hamburger

    • @Fridgeson_
      @Fridgeson_ 3 года назад +2

      @@sansthememe3288 am a *wot*

  • @thejanglyman3886
    @thejanglyman3886 3 года назад +1165

    “The kind visitors quickly put him back to sleep” makes me want to LAUGH.

    • @enhancedgamer3649
      @enhancedgamer3649 3 года назад +9

      Then do, it was a good joke.

    • @basic-os
      @basic-os 3 года назад +10

      Bro your pfp gave me PTSD

    • @shark4wd
      @shark4wd 3 года назад +1

      @@basic-os oh no

    • @been2605
      @been2605 3 года назад +1

      the part where his hands were nailed to the guns kinda made me uncomfortable

    • @joelfreitas1597
      @joelfreitas1597 3 года назад

      @@basic-os a. D meu p..vy, l

  • @georgialenny6265
    @georgialenny6265 3 года назад +5560

    My minute movie routeen when I get home:
    1. Let it play in the background while I feed my dog or other chores.
    2. Actually watch it and enjoy the movie
    3. Watch it to get easter eggs and punch lines.

  • @messybio9996
    @messybio9996 2 года назад +13

    This is the most interesting movie reviewer EVER making things that other channels make boring, now the greatest part

  • @Corbans__Cars1
    @Corbans__Cars1 3 года назад +2941

    I like how this guy doesn’t blur all the bloody scenes like most people do

    • @SKtheGREAT
      @SKtheGREAT 3 года назад +127

      Most of them have to only if they wanna get ads, the blood can cause demonization but this guy is cool enough to not being bothered

    • @IAMHAPPY5290
      @IAMHAPPY5290 3 года назад +12

      A true g

    • @Corbans__Cars1
      @Corbans__Cars1 3 года назад +5

      Holy crap I didn’t realize I had this many like

    • @thetiesthatbinds3216
      @thetiesthatbinds3216 3 года назад +9

      @@SKtheGREAT The movie can claim ads anyway

    • @chasethemaster3440
      @chasethemaster3440 3 года назад

      Same

  • @mochira
    @mochira 3 года назад +1191

    "oh noooo!!! oh it's just hadley."
    poor hadley he was a great and loyal soldier with his epic nerf guns

  • @yuvrajsharma1551
    @yuvrajsharma1551 3 года назад +419

    "Trust me Ron! These are better than the wands!"
    -Harry in Muggle's World

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 3 года назад +2

      Why does this remind me of michael reeves

    • @Xedrie
      @Xedrie 3 года назад +3

      @@hallway_revenant7919 bcuz michael is just harry on crack

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 3 года назад

      @@Xedrie true

    • @Jjjjjjjames
      @Jjjjjjjames 2 года назад +1

      "And we won't go to Azkaban!?" - Ronald Weasley

    • @oldestdreamja
      @oldestdreamja 2 года назад

      @@Jjjjjjjames "Nah, but sure as Merlin's pants going to muggle jail!" - Harry Potter on crack

  • @EphyPinkman
    @EphyPinkman 2 года назад +1

    bro i just read your titles and im already dying laughing, you my dude got me commenting on ever video of yours, if you ever come to berlin, drinks & guestlist to technoclubs are on me ;) 124/10 Content, love it!

  • @earothefancy8144
    @earothefancy8144 3 года назад +838

    "I'M TELLING YOU, RON!!! THESE ARE BETTER THAN WANDS!!!!"

    • @irishduck2826
      @irishduck2826 3 года назад +9

      lol🤣

    • @bayoft6692
      @bayoft6692 3 года назад +22

      "Harry nooooo!"

    • @zandonleliot5171
      @zandonleliot5171 3 года назад +28

      “ Harry please don’t hurt me”

    • @bayoft6692
      @bayoft6692 3 года назад +15

      "Dont worry. Lets go and get some cash first in a less than legally way.

    • @darkshadowsx5949
      @darkshadowsx5949 3 года назад +6

      these are better*
      its okay English is hard
      for toddlers.

  • @jeffajdsumo2366
    @jeffajdsumo2366 3 года назад +835

    "Harry is adapting well to america."
    Harry:

    • @NathanKura
      @NathanKura 3 года назад +32

      Harry potter if he was American and a muggle

    • @graciegay4833
      @graciegay4833 3 года назад +17

      "voldy never even saw it comin"

  • @grsgregrs
    @grsgregrs 3 года назад +4202

    "You're an American Harry" - Hagrid
    Edit: there’s a fucking race war in my comments lol

    • @athenadrakul1400
      @athenadrakul1400 3 года назад +37

      Technically Americans are British as the majority of native ones were wiped out so..

    • @forrest7186
      @forrest7186 3 года назад +94

      @@athenadrakul1400 Well if you want to be technical about it, we all originated from Africa so that technically makes us all Africans so...

    • @theredcoat8934
      @theredcoat8934 3 года назад +119

      @@forrest7186 Well, If you wanna get even more technical, We were *FISH*

    • @mattandrews8528
      @mattandrews8528 3 года назад +9

      “I shoot whuuuuut?”

    • @acow1385
      @acow1385 3 года назад +16

      You’re*
      Decided I’d be that guy.

  • @Archerino9721
    @Archerino9721 10 месяцев назад +2

    "Ron! I promise! These are more powerful than wands!"

  • @t2d748
    @t2d748 3 года назад +156

    Most actors/actresses go their whole lives looking for that one big movie that catapults them. Being part of a cast where your first movie is such a phenomenon, tied to the same franchise, its your golden ticket, while being the bane of your life

    • @doetia1008
      @doetia1008 3 года назад +5

      getting typecast like that is such a shitty thing a lot of great actors go through

    • @pierrekk
      @pierrekk 3 года назад +3

      such a bane of their lives making tens of millions of dollars oh nooo

  • @nuclear_mech_wizard
    @nuclear_mech_wizard 3 года назад +522

    Y'know, the most depressing thing here is, if this director had just shut his trap for like two seconds, this might've just caught on, instead of being blacklisted by the reviewer community at large!

    • @MarioTehNewOne
      @MarioTehNewOne 3 года назад +25

      What did the director do or say?

    • @nuclear_mech_wizard
      @nuclear_mech_wizard 3 года назад +167

      @@MarioTehNewOne A whole helluva lot, including cyberbullying reviewers who didn't like Guns Akimbo, ironically going completely against the original message, which caused every other reviewer to go "Fine, if that's how you wanna treat our colleagues, we won't give your film ANY press at all."

    • @waitwhat1057
      @waitwhat1057 3 года назад +82

      @@nuclear_mech_wizard and he promoted everyone to use the n-word

    • @noidsuper
      @noidsuper 3 года назад +53

      @@waitwhat1057 Ok that's actually based

    • @Rubinkys
      @Rubinkys 3 года назад +15

      @@noidsuper no

  • @SomeLonelyShmuck
    @SomeLonelyShmuck 3 года назад +574

    "-Hadley does what can only be described as a war crime" *TikTok ad plays*
    That's deep stuff.

    • @GVKYU
      @GVKYU 3 года назад +19

      “Mistakes were made”

    • @SomeLonelyShmuck
      @SomeLonelyShmuck 3 года назад +7

      @@GVKYU Yes, yes there were

    • @DEV-rw7eu
      @DEV-rw7eu 3 года назад +8

      @@SomeLonelyShmuck
      "some say mistakes can make you stronger"
      -some guy who probably created tiktok

    • @SomeLonelyShmuck
      @SomeLonelyShmuck 3 года назад +4

      @@DEV-rw7eu This is not one of them mistakes

    • @SomeLonelyShmuck
      @SomeLonelyShmuck 3 года назад +5

      @I actually don’t know Think you're on the wrong comment.

  • @jessicamousseau7716
    @jessicamousseau7716 10 месяцев назад +3

    As the wizards called them - "Metal wands"

  • @Mystery9870
    @Mystery9870 3 года назад +1332

    I thought this would be a parody but it's a fucking badass movie
    Edit: For those asking, it's called 'Guns Akimbo'

    • @genesis_cypher1920
      @genesis_cypher1920 3 года назад +85

      Thought it was just a meme until a minute in and found out it was a real movie

    • @Mystery9870
      @Mystery9870 3 года назад +51

      @@genesis_cypher1920I expected to see Harry shooting Voldemort but then I got this-

    • @dadtaro9202
      @dadtaro9202 3 года назад +22

      the movie was ahead of it’s time memeing daniel radcliffe

    • @genesis_cypher1920
      @genesis_cypher1920 3 года назад +3

      @@dadtaro9202 when was it released?

    • @pulse5215
      @pulse5215 3 года назад +2

      @@genesis_cypher1920 2019

  • @enderman700
    @enderman700 3 года назад +1836

    Plot twist: harry never runs out of bullets becouse it's magic

    • @notTerabyte
      @notTerabyte 3 года назад +20

      If so then he would probably be having more fun with the bullets

    • @bitrexxyt
      @bitrexxyt 3 года назад +9

      he has 50for each hand lol

    • @thethumbsupbutton9219
      @thethumbsupbutton9219 3 года назад +3

      Fun fact we all misspell because one or more times in our life if that didn't happen to you your not human

    • @realizeedits
      @realizeedits 3 года назад +1

      @@thethumbsupbutton9219 yuap neavef hapeffn to mea(

    • @kabeam5643
      @kabeam5643 3 года назад +5

      each gun has 50 ammo loaded into it according to the movie

  • @operatorshigura2976
    @operatorshigura2976 3 года назад +488

    "Nix looses her favourite fingers off."
    She got another favourite fingers, aint she?

    • @fairytailfan160
      @fairytailfan160 3 года назад +31

      Well, I guess there are on her weak hand...

    • @ThatRedNumber
      @ThatRedNumber 3 года назад +15

      What if that was her favorite hand?

    • @Magz405
      @Magz405 3 года назад +9

      There's an "Akimbo" joke in here somewhere...

    • @morbidsoul1694
      @morbidsoul1694 3 года назад +2

      Her favourite fingers met the ones she uses to ya know... masterba-

    • @solopowermove2131
      @solopowermove2131 3 года назад +1

      Yall know she lost her happy spot right?

  • @acemator569
    @acemator569 10 месяцев назад +2

    "LOOK RON, THESE ARE BETTER THAN MAGIC WANDS!!!"

  • @snackfud
    @snackfud 3 года назад +1225

    This guy is like Mystery Recapped but with more humor.

  • @teasipper9703
    @teasipper9703 3 года назад +1181

    “And likes to eat salt from her nose?” I actually choked on my water-

  • @noirgyh6127
    @noirgyh6127 3 года назад +344

    “As he runs off, the ever loyal Hadley commits what can only be described as a war crime.”
    *Ad appears*

    • @greenemerald5698
      @greenemerald5698 3 года назад +27

      this truly is a war crime

    • @griffcrit9905
      @griffcrit9905 3 года назад +2

      Yes
      Same thing
      I was so pissed I shot my leg with a .22

    • @banant5620
      @banant5620 3 года назад +2

      same
      I accidentally snorted 2kg of gfuel bc of it

  • @DJresnoGaming
    @DJresnoGaming 8 месяцев назад +6

    10:39 WHHHHHAAAAAT!?! No way bro said that so calmly like we wouldn't notice 😭💀

  • @jackjenkins9511
    @jackjenkins9511 3 года назад +351

    I lost it at “He tries to hitch a ride, but waving around his guns kinda just scares people off.”

  • @sergeijerkovalot9821
    @sergeijerkovalot9821 3 года назад +645

    "Nix loses her favorite fingers"
    You got my sub dood 😂😂😂

  • @kivatmarak4353
    @kivatmarak4353 3 года назад +411

    When Daniel tried so hard to erase his image as Harry from the world....but it will never work lol...

    • @bestdadoftheyear7181
      @bestdadoftheyear7181 3 года назад +17

      Sticks to him like glue

    • @chadosama5399
      @chadosama5399 3 года назад +11

      @@bestdadoftheyear7181 Like shit to a blanket.

    • @polarblaze9188
      @polarblaze9188 3 года назад +1

      @@bestdadoftheyear7181 Yeah cause 14 year old girls still have a crush on a make beilive character thats not a teenager anymore ;-;

    • @cowerdnerddespacito9518
      @cowerdnerddespacito9518 3 года назад +7

      Sticks to him like guns stapled to a hand

    • @zaia_cs510
      @zaia_cs510 3 года назад +1

      @@cowerdnerddespacito9518 ayyy

  • @coregamer3279
    @coregamer3279 8 дней назад

    He then offer him some dessert: "Wanna smoke some crack."
    That got me lol

  • @rthj6446
    @rthj6446 3 года назад +375

    Damn this guy was actually a good catch for the industry. Not often a child actor becomes so interesting in the projects he does.

    • @WikterRor2807
      @WikterRor2807 2 года назад +5

      Not often, indeed.
      WHile this was the only movie with him that ive watched, i absolutely loved it

    • @rymdalkis
      @rymdalkis 2 года назад +3

      @@WikterRor2807 You should check out Swiss Army Man

    • @hughfj08
      @hughfj08 2 года назад

      Also check out "Jungle'

    • @WikterRor2807
      @WikterRor2807 2 года назад +2

      @CognizantxNight except harry Potter of course

    • @lolzguyl
      @lolzguyl 2 года назад +5

      I believe Radcliffe said something along the lines of "Harry Potter made me enough money to live off of until I die, so I can do whatever I want in terms of projects."

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet 3 года назад +119

    I don't believe you properly emphasized the insane superpower level skill it takes to hit a high flying drone with that "bazooka". It's kind of like trying to go duck hunting with fireworks.

    • @monster_fiz_the_story_lover
      @monster_fiz_the_story_lover 3 года назад +5

      Bazooka/RPG7 is a recoilless weapon but still, it's not made for smaller targets like a drone so aiming those drones and hit it Is very something that no one in the world would think to do.

    • @monster_fiz_the_story_lover
      @monster_fiz_the_story_lover 3 года назад +3

      Which is very impressive

  • @mrdollyman5675
    @mrdollyman5675 3 года назад +609

    “I, Voldemort, will handily defeat you in comba-“
    “But do you have a gun?”
    “A what?”
    “Let me demonstrate”
    **bang**

    • @notTerabyte
      @notTerabyte 3 года назад +40

      "Avada kedavra this you fucking casual"

    • @phrog7974
      @phrog7974 3 года назад +6

      @@notTerabyte "Protego this you fucking casual" would be better tbh

    • @roberine7241
      @roberine7241 3 года назад +16

      if voldemort had used a gun to kill harry not even the love of a mother would have helped him but no mister fancy no nose had to use spells.

    • @Plazmasoldier
      @Plazmasoldier 3 года назад +4

      Avada Kablam.

    • @jacobstgelais25
      @jacobstgelais25 3 года назад +1

      @@roberine7241 yeah just take him out back watch a sunset with him and then just blast him in the back of the head.

  • @valestivale4711
    @valestivale4711 8 месяцев назад +1

    Ive seen the movie twice, but i had to watch the recap because I love this dude's commentary. So much better than the other channels

  • @extremistgarchomp4950
    @extremistgarchomp4950 3 года назад +577

    I thought this was gonna be about that edit of HP and the Philosopher's Stone but all the wands are edited to be guns

  • @bladedragonheart8642
    @bladedragonheart8642 2 года назад +237

    I really like your humor, i've never seen this movie and the jokes you were cracking about her, "G-fuel", which you made kid friendly, made me chuckle. great recap

    • @MinuteMovies1
      @MinuteMovies1  2 года назад +20

      Thanks!

    • @BRUH-lx3jv
      @BRUH-lx3jv 2 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @lancegeorge71
      @lancegeorge71 Год назад +1

      Ah yes calling it g-fuel makes this movie kid friendly.

    • @moss1w
      @moss1w Год назад

      @@lancegeorge71 calling it meth or cocaine is worse

    • @lancegeorge71
      @lancegeorge71 Год назад

      @@moss1w Well yeah of course. but it still doesn't make it kid friendly when you consider how much gore is in the video 😆. I just found the suggestion funny that simply changing that word makes it kid friendly.

  • @user-jw1yq9nj9n
    @user-jw1yq9nj9n 3 года назад +435

    Pov: You just found out how Harry over here never runs out of ammo. He's been learning a new spell. "Ammo-Gun-ota!"

    • @meargon9186
      @meargon9186 3 года назад +4

      No, he just shifted to Murica.

    • @kboltiz
      @kboltiz 3 года назад +7

      The spell is "Accio-Bullets"

    • @Shrimp_Frying_Rice
      @Shrimp_Frying_Rice 3 года назад +8

      There's extended mags on his forearms (50 rounds for each hand.) There's also a bullet count in the movie

    • @sjm6686
      @sjm6686 3 года назад

      Its FULLCLIP

    • @SharkfightersSH
      @SharkfightersSH 3 года назад +2

      @@Shrimp_Frying_Rice If I recall correctly, one or both of them even run out of ammo during the movie.
      Hence the pistolwhipping

  • @Typhoon30
    @Typhoon30 11 месяцев назад +3

    Usually I don't like these kinds of videos, but this channel is funny and intersting.

  • @justjab6001
    @justjab6001 3 года назад +441

    "she lost her favorite fingers.. If you know what that means" I almost fell out of my chair bcs of that lmao

  • @realmofAsher
    @realmofAsher 3 года назад +102

    “She was found criminally insane at the age of thirteen”
    I guess most of the “crackhead” girls at my school took her for inspiration

  • @guy8516
    @guy8516 3 года назад +124

    *"There's Nix. She likes to eat salt through her nose."*

  • @LayZig
    @LayZig 2 месяца назад

    i love that its your voice, and the commentary on all your stuff has me on my ass. keep it up!

  • @bitters879
    @bitters879 3 года назад +121

    I love this channel! The titles are so amazing, the silly comments and semi-subtle quips are just solid gold, and you've got a voice that is just perfect for both the narration and humor type you have. My wife actually doesn't mind watching these with me either, as the text to speech voices lack that human cadence. Aight, done chappin my lips. Keep up the amazing work bro, it is very much appreciated!

    • @MinuteMovies1
      @MinuteMovies1  3 года назад +8

      There he is, my #1 supporter back at it again with another fire comment. Appreciate ya!

    • @bitters879
      @bitters879 3 года назад +3

      @@MinuteMovies1 Appreciate ya too, my dood! Keep doing what you enjoy!

  • @edevoper
    @edevoper 3 года назад +537

    “I like Discord, Reddit, and **Pauses Briefly** RUclips…”
    Me: “That is not the RUclips logo good sir.”

    • @dark942bunny2
      @dark942bunny2 3 года назад +15

      I was looking for this comment

    • @7sete777
      @7sete777 3 года назад +3

      Wow you are so original and funny!!!!! You sir are a comedy genius. I'll laugh tremendously at 21:00 hours

    • @edevoper
      @edevoper 3 года назад +23

      @@7sete777 I could smell the sarcasm on the very first letter

    • @theyeeter9037
      @theyeeter9037 3 года назад

      Wat is it?

    • @edevoper
      @edevoper 3 года назад +2

      @@theyeeter9037 Nobody is going to say

  • @Joshyboi194
    @Joshyboi194 3 года назад +264

    “And likes to eat salt from her nose?” This killed me

    • @zepheriyah
      @zepheriyah 3 года назад

      it was the "whatever" immediately after that did it for me.

  • @k.2167
    @k.2167 9 месяцев назад +1

    thumbnail :
    "Ron I'm telling you these are better than wands"
    -Harry Potter

  • @carlosrvra
    @carlosrvra 3 года назад +281

    I really enjoy these role choices Radcliffe makes. Some bold, original, sometimes really out there stuff! And Samara Weaving as Nix!! AND Murray from FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS as Glenjamin!!!

    • @NathanKura
      @NathanKura 3 года назад +8

      I cant believe this is Harry potter but he is a muggle

    • @tomnorton4277
      @tomnorton4277 3 года назад +2

      Wait, Nix was Samara Weaving? I didn't recognise her even though she's basically Margot Robbie's clone.

    • @tggaming364
      @tggaming364 3 года назад +4

      he didnt even read the full script the part where he had to piss with the guns was what made him want to have this role
      and i agree i think we all would take that role after readin that part

    • @lukedavis5727
      @lukedavis5727 2 года назад

      Another fan of Rhys Darby I see 👀
      How do ya feel about Our Flag Means Death?

  • @ColinCartoons
    @ColinCartoons 3 года назад +90

    Yay a recap channel where there’s an actual human voice and not a soulless Text To Speech voice!

  • @sonicitnyre
    @sonicitnyre 3 года назад +74

    I didn’t know this was an actual movie, I thought the actual Harry Potter actor went insane and I just didn’t care.

    • @fairytailfan160
      @fairytailfan160 3 года назад +2

      Wtf😂

    • @jackgooge9538
      @jackgooge9538 3 года назад +9

      Honestly when I saw that one meme from this movie i just thought Daniel had turned to crack and was high on something

    • @lunchbox1553
      @lunchbox1553 3 года назад +7

      @@jackgooge9538 I didn't realize that meme was a whole movie, I thought it was just him fooling around.

    • @drachepumpernickel7056
      @drachepumpernickel7056 3 года назад +2

      @@jackgooge9538 Dude, the guy seems to really like making weird off the wall movies. I direct your attention to a little film called "Swiss Army Man"

    • @BritishTightEnd
      @BritishTightEnd 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣 my guy this will be prince harry one Megan has finished turning him into an american

  • @stand355
    @stand355 7 месяцев назад +2

    This is John Wick but everyone is an internet troll.

  • @p00ps1clepeeppee6
    @p00ps1clepeeppee6 3 года назад +119

    Even though he got so little screentime, the homeless guy was iconic. I'd love to see a sequel

  • @mayorbeetlejuice4841
    @mayorbeetlejuice4841 3 года назад +619

    Isn’t there also one where Harry Potter becomes a devil

    • @MinuteMovies1
      @MinuteMovies1  3 года назад +80

      Yeah I'll cover all his movies at some point

    • @trashbin7800
      @trashbin7800 3 года назад +9

      That one was sick, I just found this channel and am Loving it!

    • @gerardomacias7370
      @gerardomacias7370 3 года назад +11

      Harry dies and becomes a farting human size Swiss Army Knife.

    • @arandomduckwithinternet.8412
      @arandomduckwithinternet.8412 3 года назад +8

      @@MinuteMovies1 now this movie is it Harry Potter transferred to American school

    • @nickolausvanhoy1844
      @nickolausvanhoy1844 3 года назад +1

      Horns

  • @jackychen6261
    @jackychen6261 3 года назад +156

    “And Nix loses her favourite fingers, if you know what i mean”
    That got me laughing so hard 😂😂😂

    • @mclegomods6402
      @mclegomods6402 3 года назад

      I don't understand.

    • @Calilou52
      @Calilou52 3 года назад +5

      @@mclegomods6402 you must be too young

    • @mclegomods6402
      @mclegomods6402 3 года назад

      @@Calilou52 Middle fingers?

    • @jackychen6261
      @jackychen6261 3 года назад +1

      @@mclegomods6402 before i answer your question, how old are you first?

    • @Aquila98
      @Aquila98 3 года назад

      Virgin Detected

  • @edensarnelli9373
    @edensarnelli9373 7 месяцев назад

    Bro. This movie was PEAK AF! I won’t even lie, just knowing that HARRY POTTER has guns in his hands, and just casually seeing “that meme” of him in a dressing gown with GUNS!

  • @ligma5058
    @ligma5058 2 года назад +196

    Dude you deserve a Nobel price for taste of humor and ability to make a movie recap more fun!

  • @Ant-tb8jj
    @Ant-tb8jj 3 года назад +219

    Man I love that your not a robot and you tell jokes so this is for you 👑

    • @MinuteMovies1
      @MinuteMovies1  3 года назад +37

      Thanks! I put my soul into these

    • @andrejackson36
      @andrejackson36 3 года назад +14

      @@MinuteMovies1 is that a horcrux joke? Lol

    • @MinuteMovies1
      @MinuteMovies1  3 года назад +25

      It is now, clever!

    • @iposhi2Videos
      @iposhi2Videos 3 года назад +2

      a more calmer version of high boi lol

    • @a2guy72
      @a2guy72 3 года назад

      Movie called ?

  • @rooftopkilroy
    @rooftopkilroy 3 года назад +676

    I constantly cringed because Daniel never kept his fingers off the triggers.

    • @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009
      @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009 3 года назад +163

      I think he can't, that's why he missfires sometimes

    • @kobimitchell7807
      @kobimitchell7807 3 года назад +108

      He literally can't take them off

    • @kobimitchell7807
      @kobimitchell7807 3 года назад +103

      And he's some random guy who wakes up with guns for hands, he wouldn't know how to fucking use one properly

    • @cr1ms0n8bit7
      @cr1ms0n8bit7 3 года назад +5

      @@kobimitchell7807 r/whooosh

    • @jayzeablaze
      @jayzeablaze 3 года назад +83

      @@cr1ms0n8bit7 there was no joke

  • @tomasalexandrugrigore5770
    @tomasalexandrugrigore5770 2 года назад +23

    The thumbnail already evolved so many times I cant believe it

  • @SSenorChicken
    @SSenorChicken 3 года назад +131

    "Back to Nix, Luck strikes when a baggie of her... Gamer Fuel falls out, she eats it with her nose, and levels up" XD

  • @real_schmiggle
    @real_schmiggle 3 года назад +68

    "They turned my mans into edward gunhands"
    That got me dying

  • @AGuardCap
    @AGuardCap 3 года назад +74

    “Nix loses her favorite fingers if you know what I mean?”
    I couldn’t stop crying for 10minutes. Couldn’t stabilize 😂

    • @gutmood147
      @gutmood147 3 года назад

      She said that herself in the movie

  • @telerzo
    @telerzo 2 месяца назад

    “But apparently likes to eat salt through her nose ? Anyway” 😂😂😂😂

  • @Psyga315
    @Psyga315 3 года назад +54

    This movie's plot feels like it could be an anime.

    • @siesaber6283
      @siesaber6283 3 года назад

      true

    • @nyfexsolos
      @nyfexsolos 3 года назад

      dont

    • @3bodYking99
      @3bodYking99 3 года назад +4

      @@nyfexsolos don't what? Is there something wrong with anime? Anime is just like any cartoon or TV series or movies, just Japanese

    • @arigatiu
      @arigatiu 3 года назад +3

      Seems like Mirai Nikki but with fire guns

    • @siesaber6283
      @siesaber6283 3 года назад +1

      @@nyfexsolos you don’t

  • @thejaedonicempire5575
    @thejaedonicempire5575 3 года назад +54

    “Master has given Dobby a glock”

  • @slueepy1232
    @slueepy1232 3 года назад +415

    Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.
    Here's why:
    Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead.
    Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it.
    Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.
    And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
    Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?
    Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.
    Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound.
    I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:
    "Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1."
    And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

    • @goppy390
      @goppy390 3 года назад +40

      wow that's a lot of words

    • @somethingenthusiast
      @somethingenthusiast 3 года назад +94

      This is the most American thing ever

    • @careychurchillkenarthur5478
      @careychurchillkenarthur5478 3 года назад +18

      Makes a lot of sense... I love it

    • @joeysonofander7479
      @joeysonofander7479 3 года назад +36

      Ironically, a Wizard named Harry does carry a gun-magic users don’t expect other magic users to have guns.
      Of course, Harry Dresden exploits that lack of forethoight ruthlessly…

    • @Polifem88
      @Polifem88 3 года назад +8

      You're a god damn poet.

  • @erinboateng5961
    @erinboateng5961 2 года назад +4

    “His inner 50 shades of gray”
    Me➡️💀➡️🪦

  • @SirToaster9330
    @SirToaster9330 3 года назад +47

    Harry Potter and Guns Akimbo are a perfect representation of first-graders on their first day of school and college kids on graduation day

    • @SirToaster9330
      @SirToaster9330 3 года назад +1

      @jakeisadumbass not unless you live in states with no shootings

  • @geekgold3832
    @geekgold3832 3 года назад +66

    6:08 "The ever loyal Hadley commits what can only be decribed as a war crime" Shoots nerf gun
    Everyone in the world: *GASP*

  • @newtfigton8795
    @newtfigton8795 3 года назад +118

    I love how he calls all the viewers sick degenerates for watching Skizm, but then takes it over for himself.

    • @MinuteMovies1
      @MinuteMovies1  3 года назад +84

      No he hunts them down at the end

    • @JohnnyNagaSins
      @JohnnyNagaSins 3 года назад +11

      @@MinuteMovies1 You're the foooking GOAT mate, love your commentary.

  • @RicoBlueFR
    @RicoBlueFR 4 месяца назад

    Rando: what magic dont work harry?
    Harry: I SUMMON LE BULLET!

  • @stuckonaslide
    @stuckonaslide 3 года назад +76

    daniel radcliffe: does anything as an actor
    everyone: haha look at harry go

    • @frds_skce
      @frds_skce 3 года назад +4

      That's the curse of being child actor

  • @thedeathmatchrun2366
    @thedeathmatchrun2366 3 года назад +26

    "Nix adjust his chakras, then bust his balls" that sentence just gave pure pain to me

  • @throtlejpn5089
    @throtlejpn5089 3 года назад +77

    “It will blow your face off and make you more sad”

  • @Threeheadedgnome
    @Threeheadedgnome 2 года назад

    “HARRY DID YOU TAUNT AN ADMIN ON A DARKWEB LIVESTREAM?!”, Dumbledore asks Harry calmly.

  • @evanpastor7305
    @evanpastor7305 3 года назад +40

    the look on his face when he's holding his guns just screams "I'm losing my fucking mind"

  • @TechnoGlowStick
    @TechnoGlowStick 3 года назад +31

    The crazy part about all this, is that it looks like a movie that you can actually take seriously!
    When I saw the thumb nail, I was all like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's still Hogwarts."
    But I don't even see him as Harry Potter...

  • @FIRSTLAST-fj9qs
    @FIRSTLAST-fj9qs 3 года назад +134

    At this point, - "Daniel Radcliffe" should legally just change his name to Harry Potter

    • @0Nyanii
      @0Nyanii 2 года назад

      quotations

  • @MMTM_YT
    @MMTM_YT 2 месяца назад +12

    0:23 oh. OH.

  • @lame9805
    @lame9805 3 года назад +131

    I love Daniel Radcliffe, I never really saw him as harry potter in other movies, he always did a great job of creating outlets to express himself differently. Fantastic

    • @ladybug2750
      @ladybug2750 3 года назад +6

      tf is daniel Radcliff Only Harry Potter

    • @ammo7204
      @ammo7204 3 года назад +2

      @@ladybug2750 Yeah, we don't give a shit about your Wizarding World. It sucks. Lord of The Rings series was better.

    • @tayrock7789
      @tayrock7789 3 года назад +2

      @@ammo7204 Indian opinions don't matter

    • @ammo7204
      @ammo7204 3 года назад +1

      @@tayrock7789 Japanese opinions don't matter.

    • @alexwithsauce2556
      @alexwithsauce2556 3 года назад +3

      @@ammo7204 hey at least the Japanese have a bigger legacy than Pubg mobile videos and being poor

  • @toadfrommario943
    @toadfrommario943 3 года назад +35

    “I'm trying, I'm trying to sleep
    But I can't, but I can't, when you all have
    Guns for hands, yeah” wow that song fits quite well with this movie

    • @bounty1368
      @bounty1368 3 года назад +2

      Good equipment tho

    • @hyperxd790
      @hyperxd790 3 года назад +3

      I knew I would have come across a comment like this lol

    • @Billy-nn8lo
      @Billy-nn8lo 2 года назад +2

      General Kenobi, what a good taste in music

  • @Kevin-jb2pv
    @Kevin-jb2pv 3 года назад +429

    Man, Daniel Radcliffe just keeps starring in all these absolute trash movies.
    And I keep fucking loving them to death.

    • @hondshoven8477
      @hondshoven8477 3 года назад +123

      The dude made bank with Harry Potter and now he's just living his best life, playing in some of the dumbest yet most fun films, I'm kinda envious

    • @futureddude4250
      @futureddude4250 3 года назад +38

      @@hondshoven8477 I mean it’s a good way, do what sounds fun not money making

    • @ekoms1355
      @ekoms1355 3 года назад +15

      This movie was cringy when I watched this. But this guy made the whole movie seem better then it was.

    • @chad6034
      @chad6034 3 года назад

      @@ekoms1355 I only loved Daniel Radcliffe

    • @andrewyork3869
      @andrewyork3869 2 года назад +2

      Honestly I think this would have been a better video game then movie. Granted that is just fortnight to a point....

  • @jacketguy5735
    @jacketguy5735 2 года назад +2

    Thank you high boi for introducing me to this great channel. Both of you are absolutely great and hilarious when it comes to movie reviews keep it up!!!