SportTalk with Simon Jordan discusses Everton FC Crisis
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- The SportTalk Football Phone in with Simon Jordan and Agent Rafa Benitez discusses the current farcical situation at Everton Football Club.
#premierleague #simonjordan #everton #franklampard
Simon Jordon impression is the best
The Simon Jordan resting face is just magic.... its pure gold
Agreed. His Jordan impression has come on superbly
Yeah
Only if he has the courage of his convictions
"That's like giving Wayne Rooney the keys to a nursing home. You're asking for trouble!" 🤣🤣🤣
Hide ya Wives! Hide ya UGLY AULD SLAPPERS. NO ONES safe around this potaTOE-head. 🤣🤣 SOme young'uns may not get it so....When he was 16/17 just signed for Utd right...they all goes out end up and a brothel now instead of picking a nice lass he choses this UGLY old fat woman and pays to shag her when he's got Colleen at home.... Utd player can have ANY totty in the club for FREE. But no he's got a ugly fat auld slapper (as the papers NAILED IT👌🏻👵🏼 hahahha) fetish 🤢🤢🤮🤮. You couldn't make it up. No one would believe it. Google her. She's RAMMY. Sucked her toenails though to be fair to Rooney he's not living out his foot fetish incest style on his kids🙄😳😬Got that from Scholesy. That's why ya always see him picking his teeth and spitting. Still getting rid of it to this day in America! urrrr.
RANK af🤢👵🏼🤣🤣 she must be fucking 80 now? Dunno if she's even alive at this point. I HOPE SO. Just for old times sake for the pair of them! 😉Roomeo? ROONEO!
Im called Rooney myself. He RUINED my fucking name now I say my name people do the same unfunny joke "You related to Wayne" Im like do I look like Im related to the Spud family? No. Fuck off hahahahahahahahaha. As an OFFICIAL Rooney from the old MulRooney/MulRuney kings of Galway/Conaught you are not welcome in our homeland Wayne fuck off ya cunt ya deserted us when you SPUDS left us high and dry in the Potato famine! hahahahahahahahahahahhaha we needed you Spuds back then to procreate and grow but NO🥔🥔 Ye fecked off to Engerland yer fecking spud ye. I'll fecking mash ya soon as look at yer. FECK YA. Ya wee eejit! 🤣🤣
Im from England meself actually grandad had to move for work ended up in Middlesbrough working in the docks (like Irish people do so many in Liverpool and we speak like scousers here too very similar kinda accent we have that's Irish travellers working the Docks that is). Nana's family is ginger scottish so im PURE CELT!
Like Noel and Liam Gallagher! Man Citeh is me second team. LOVE Pep. Love the team. Love the club. Love the colours. Love Oasis. Love Madchester. Haaaaaland. Love Grealish too proper good lad. LOVE to go out on the lash with him and Noel and Pep. Pep smokes massive cigars singing don't look back in anger how can you not like?
While fucking slack-jaw Klopp MOANS about EVERYTHING all the time I used to love him. Not he grinds on me. Talking about Burnley being WWE wrestlers and the fixtures that HIS OWN CHAIRMAN signed off on for MILLIONS AND MILLIONS that he spends on £100m players after moaning that them player prices City and that pay are ridiculous and how he NEVER would spend anywhere NEAR £100m on a single player it's disgusting money....What a moaning hypocrite of a prick man. Gone RIGHT off him since he lost his specs!
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Don't get this reference..
Darren Farley, you are a legend!
He's even got the Simon Jordan staring at the phone 😂😂😂
…yeah bang on he’s always looking at his phone and reading comments about himself on Twitter when he’s talking, and people are posting 🙉🤣
This whole idea of sport talk is brilliant
Dollars for doughnuts gets me every time 😂
"The narrative is" always gets me.
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does he actually say this lol
"courage of your convictions" for me.
Beeerk😀
Jordans cadence is utter, actual perfection 👌🏻✨
“…Everton will go down quicker than a nymphomaniac with a bleedin’ big tongue”. Quite the line, especially with that delivery!
Agent Rafa 🤣 Love it every time.
It's old getting boring
@@douglastaggart9360 nah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
came for the sketch, stayed for dollars for doughnuts 😭😭
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"That's like asking John Terry to give your Misses a lift to work or giving Wayne Rooney the keys to an old people's home" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wayne Rooney should never be let in a old peoples home 👀
Jim White impersonation would be class
And Alan Brazil.
Who’s the guy in the middle meant to be. This is Not an insult to Darren’s acting at all I genuinely don’t know just rarely see Talksport videos on RUclips I only ever see Jim white presenting it .
@@upthereds4939 think it's just a generic presenter
@@Joseph-vu4wt oh cheers mate 🤣 👍🏻
@@Joseph-vu4wt might be Alex Crook not sure though
The John Terry and Rooney bit made me cough up my beer 😄👌
Dowie and bruce on the pole would be a terrifying sight
Rafas smirky smile..🤣
Imagine going to a lap dancing club and Peter Beardsley and Ian Dowie are on the poles 😆
Darren you legend - PLEASE do Fabrizio Romano 🙏
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Rafa's big smile is contagious 😂😂
Love the way "Rafa" is constantly laughing !!
Opening game in the new stadium v. Port Vale? Sweet dreams are made of this! 😆😂🤣
Awesome sketch, Simon Jordan impression is fantastic and Rafa cracks me up
This lad should make a Netflix series with the all the characters lol
The facial expressions of the guy in the middle had me 😆 🤣
Agent Rafa, just superb
Simon Jordan is spot on
Mr. Farley💙💙💙. You are the man. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻💯💯💯.
Please never stop doing what you do the best, the ultimate funniest sketches. Happy New year buddy. 🎉
Pure gold mate keep them coming
He should be in charge of the match of the day, and replace Gary Linker..
yer 5yr old cousin'd be bettah.
This version of Simon seems like a gentler soul than the real man
“Everton football cloooob hahahhah” 😂😂😂
Oh man too funny. I didn’t realize he’s always doing the interviewer too. Amazing stuff!
agent Rafa was key for the decline of everton FC, and we'll never forget it
Don't tell me your a glory hunting liverpool so called fan
@@douglastaggart9360 no, why do you think im glory hunting Liverpool fan?
@@juanaltredo2974 because otherwise you wouldn't ve bothered
@@douglastaggart9360 well, im an everton fan so....
Hate the blueshite club when they won, hate them when they lost. your club is simply beyond help. down to the championship
The Steve Bruce and Simon Jordan impressions are actual art work
Agent Rafa is HILARIOUS! 🤣🤣🤣
All it needs is Jim White! Absolutely love it!!
The Simon Jordan is just perfection haha bang on
"This club will go down quicker than a nymphomaniac with a bleedin' big tongue"
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Simon Jordan comedy gold 😂
Cracks me up just looking at there facial expressions when there not talking 😂😂😂
Did I hear that correctly from Simon Jordan???
Brilliant as ever
He used to own Crystal Palace did you know ? 😂😂
Great video, only thing wrong was Simon didn't mention that he used to own crystal palace.
Simon Jordon turning into Michael Crawford…. “ uuuhhhhhh betty” haha. Love your work Darren … “ best in class”
"Does Tom Davies need a new haircut?"
I Love Simon... Darren is Crazy Funny...😂😂😂😂😂😂
Barney gumble! We need a Simpsons skit!
Where's the Arteta money?
Is Agent Rafa still living in Caldy? He's got the facts and laugh. Poor Frank.. having Simon Jordan dollaring Donuts.
Farley legend 😂🤣
Absolutely brilliant !
Just asking, who’s the person Darren’s impersonating in the middle ?
Like a higher pitched Simon Jordan😂😂😂very difficult voice to do but very good.
You should do one of Gary Neville saying “I used to manager Valencia you know” like DimonJordan owning crystal palace
Giving the keys to John Terry and asking him to take your mrs to work 😂😂😂😂
Ian dowie on the pole 😂😂
He needs to throw a few “Notion’s” in there for Jordan.
Simon Jordan impression is spot on.
Agent Lanps. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I fucking Love agent Rafa 😂
I llve the Simon Jordan facial expressions when he is not speaking
Back the courage of your convictions😃
Usually Darren over exaggerates the numbers in his skits for comic effect, but he doesn't have to here because it has been over 27 years since Everton won a trophy, which is already an absurd amount of time.
Agent Gerrard on his way to finish the job
You're class mate
darren im on the floor fantastic.
Everton in championship,,,, mint,,,, the quarter of Merseyside that is blue, will be crying 😊😊😊😊♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️
We don't need our off town fake fan's like liverpool do . Hardly hear a scouse accent at Anfield.
Absolutely brilliant 😂
"the narrative is"
i see Agent Rafa i click !
That Simon Jordan impersonation is absolute gold. 🏅
Brilliant
This is pure quality 🤣🤣
Grandad Welbeck
'Everton Football Cloob' 🤣🤣
Is he getting worse at his impressions? I thought if you listened to an impressionist you are supposed to know who they are. He has to tell everyone who he's impersonating!
Giving Wayne Rooney keys to an old people's home lol 🤣🤣
Let's be serious the Scouse Mackems are heading to where they deserve to be.
Simon jordan is sooo so good
FFS. Not good for my Cough😂😂😂
This is absolutely hilarious 😂
I go for Everton and I liked it before I saw this.
Pissing myself with Rooney and Terry .....
You are genius! 😂
Does he actually say ‘dollars for donuts’?
Simon forgot to say I used to own crystal palace you know
Giving Wayne Rooney the keys to an OAP home. 🤣
It’s a bleeding absolute disgrace
Is Simon Jordan calling them “Burke’s”?
I think.....and stay with me here..... here Darren Farley supports Liverpool.
Hilarious 😂
Will.agent raffa be the next bond
Never known a more bitter red than this feller 😅
In corals pocket! 💰
Why don't you do Jim though? I've no idea who Simon A Noy is lol Just fucking do Jim White! Surely you can do Jim White?! He's EASY for ya! There's loads of comedy to be had there the way he just asks FLAMMABLE questions HE doesn't believe in to Simon just to hear him moan lol Simon isn't this just a DISGRACE he's RUINED his CAREER! (no it's not, no he hasn't lol and Jim knows both of them things 🤣🤣)
Everton needs to stick with their convictions :P
Maybe Everton should appoint Steve Bruce, he seems to be the only manger they haven't tried 😂 A "toffee" kebab with cheesey chips and chilli sauce after training sessions, Mmmmm! Well you know 😂
The Benitez laughs give me varicose veins, horrendous patter
Stevie G to Poland 🤔
Farley is a Super Star🤣😂🤣😂
Peter Beardsley on a lap dancing pole 😂
😋 and Ian Dowie 🤣🤣
Got to feel for Everton spent sh#t loads of cash