The Beginning of Greasus Goldtooth's Business with Ivory Road - Old World Geographic

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Комментарии • 140

  • @Tarriff
    @Tarriff  10 месяцев назад +169

    This is just a Beginning for episodes of Ogre Kingdoms and the Ivory Road
    *+The Goal of this Series is to Introduce Every Places in the Old World, From Naggaroth to Nippon
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    • @user-br4qp4pw2o
      @user-br4qp4pw2o 10 месяцев назад +1

      Now about Helman Ghorst! Let the MeMe Mayo lord out!

  • @user-lk7lr3te3r
    @user-lk7lr3te3r 10 месяцев назад +336

    Tarriff is much better than lore channels

    • @user-ts3zm9cd4r
      @user-ts3zm9cd4r 10 месяцев назад +21

      But tarriff is doing the actual lore vids

  • @L3TL
    @L3TL 10 месяцев назад +378

    The mercenary actors part near the end is honestly so genius, I wouldn't be surprised if it were made canon in the lore

    • @Limrasson
      @Limrasson 9 месяцев назад +29

      This one session of TRPG, we went to an inn and there was some fat merchant playing cards. We tried to win some money from him, but we failed. And then an idea hit. Instead of trying to win our money back, we instead started hyping up the game, convincing others to wager against this merchant, who was apparently really good at the game. So he won everyone's money. Then later left the inn to continue on his way.
      We robbed him and by doing so robbed pretty much everyone in the inn.

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 6 месяцев назад

      It’s actually cannon that the Table top ROR “dogs of war” will mock fight each other to milk funds from their patrons. Wouldn’t surprise me if the gold tooth tribe did something similar to bolster the legitimacy of their protection racket.

  • @mateuszmilewczyk8016
    @mateuszmilewczyk8016 10 месяцев назад +183

    Remember that probably those ogres who gave that guy a free pass knew that he was a human, but still said otherwise just to bully him

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 10 месяцев назад +42

      What do you mean?
      They just saw one of them and wished him save travels.

  • @molybdaen11
    @molybdaen11 10 месяцев назад +130

    Greasus is like the tyrant from the disk world series.
    To the outside a cruel and terrifying vampire which took control over the biggest city.
    But to the inside a caring ruler who does not hesitate to execute drastically new reforms to free the city from incompetence and Korruption.

    • @dantewilliams2757
      @dantewilliams2757 10 месяцев назад +34

      The ogre kingdoms actually lucked out with how good a ruler greasus really is.

  • @stalhein62
    @stalhein62 10 месяцев назад +80

    That’s Tradelord Greasus Tribestealer Drakecrush Gatecrasher Hoardmaster Goldtooth the Shockingly Obese to you
    Somewhere Settra is laughing at such a short title

    • @ZetsubouGintama
      @ZetsubouGintama 10 месяцев назад +21

      Thorgrim: SHORT!?

    • @Jera_thuraiz
      @Jera_thuraiz 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@ZetsubouGintama THEIR WILL BE NO ALLIANCE AS LONG AS I AM HIGH KING!

    • @carlasmith741
      @carlasmith741 21 день назад +1

      @@Jera_thuraizONLY A RECKONING!

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 10 месяцев назад +118

    It's amazing the merchants didn't get bankrupt after losing their cargo every time.

    • @nvmtt
      @nvmtt 10 месяцев назад +9

      probably just fired a few workers and hire more interns to cover the loss.

    • @Tarriff
      @Tarriff  10 месяцев назад +44

      well the company which invested 100M dollars on a feliform carnivoran mammals belonging to the family Hyaenidae that literally no one asked is not bankrupt yet so I think it works

    • @nvmtt
      @nvmtt 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@Tarriff holy sh*t that was a mastapiece. can we get some memes on this? Or too risky?

    • @rave9532
      @rave9532 10 месяцев назад

      Gotta think of it like if they pay heavy tolls but make it through the cost of the caravan is placed on the consumers in Riekland. If they had to fight the ogres every lost caravan is just straight up lost profits and product. It’s better for Cathay caravans to not fight every single ogre in the mountains if they want to make money.

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 6 месяцев назад +2

      I mean the historical Silk Road had nearly a 50% fatality rate just from the marching and disease. However the profit margins were so high on the ones that came through pretty much every merchant lord who could would just make back their loses on the ones that survived.

  • @dragons6726
    @dragons6726 10 месяцев назад +19

    Witch Hunter: "Chaos Dawi Thomas the Tank is not real and it cannot hurt you"
    Chaos Dawi Thomas the Tank:

  • @MoonshineRhymeSA
    @MoonshineRhymeSA 10 месяцев назад +22

    That ogre-ugly merchant bit killed me, hilarious

  • @finaladvance5085
    @finaladvance5085 10 месяцев назад +66

    its almost nostalgic seeing old clips merged together like this to be a new feature video. And much like how greasus cannot wait to be king, I cannot wait to see where you take this next

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 10 месяцев назад +29

    3:45 Their compromise would be: 500 gold.

  • @ZombifiedNappa
    @ZombifiedNappa 10 месяцев назад +45

    Greasus bowling that strike is the hardest I’ve laughed at any of your videos, and I was already damn happy to be getting Shrek quotes from Greasus as is.

  • @Kura_Kekoa
    @Kura_Kekoa 10 месяцев назад +10

    I still need a track of that Thomas the Chaos Engine song.

  • @inductivegrunt94
    @inductivegrunt94 10 месяцев назад +10

    Goldtooth is quite the economic genius of the Ogres with his diplomatic mindset.
    And the Shrek bits were hilarious and I approve of them.

  • @100Servings
    @100Servings 10 месяцев назад +27

    When I heard the Chaos Dwarf version of Thomas' theme, I just about woke up my whole family laughing. Good work, Tarriff.

  • @XYZ-eo8um
    @XYZ-eo8um 10 месяцев назад +5

    As Pole, I could hear that chaos dwarf train singing "kurwa cipa kurwa cipa", and I can't unhear it right now...

  • @ZetsubouGintama
    @ZetsubouGintama 10 месяцев назад +20

    You didn't mention the other danger in ivory road...
    IMRIK PRINCE OF CALEDOR

    • @olafthemoose9413
      @olafthemoose9413 10 месяцев назад

      It is said that the most daring and most ambitious of caravan masters smuggle Miao Ying bathwater with them to sell to Imrik for great profit ...

    • @kleineratte677
      @kleineratte677 10 месяцев назад +3

      Dragon!

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 10 месяцев назад +24

    Imagine if Greasus Goldtooth as the IRS of Warhammer Fantasy.

    • @metrozeegle4985
      @metrozeegle4985 10 месяцев назад +6

      I don't think Greasus is THAT evil...

  • @ANDREALEONE95
    @ANDREALEONE95 10 месяцев назад +30

    Goldtooth philosophy
    'ate Merchant
    'ate Gold
    'luv gold
    'luv merchants
    Simple as.

  • @adriansz343
    @adriansz343 10 месяцев назад +19

    The Cathayan merchant being called an Ogre section made me choke on my cereal. Holy shit that was good. And splicing in the Uncle Roger "Emotional Damage" was brilliant! Hilarious video Tarriff!

  • @Turgon_
    @Turgon_ 10 месяцев назад +8

    "It's all ogre." - Cathay caravan seeing the mercs get hungry

  • @alexscholz3438
    @alexscholz3438 10 месяцев назад +14

    This has to be your best video yet, Tarriff. The editing for the Zhao and Greasus dinner scene based off Shrek 2 was amazing, the Advisor now sounds perfect, and I genuinely felt like I learned a lot while still being on-point with the jokes. Bloody good work, mate!

  • @GeraltofRivia22
    @GeraltofRivia22 10 месяцев назад +24

    Its amazing that you can consistently put out such high quality content.

  • @YouCaughtCzars
    @YouCaughtCzars 10 месяцев назад +6

    The Ogre arrangement with Cathay is beautiful because while they cannot physically roast their charges, the mercenaries can emotionally roast them with no fear of reprisal.

  • @RockAndStoner445
    @RockAndStoner445 10 месяцев назад +16

    This was an excuse just to remake shrek in Warhammer

  • @BowserTheMighty
    @BowserTheMighty 10 месяцев назад +8

    What is your most favorite Tarriff meme moments ? Mine :
    5. Every Archaon and Manfred suffer scene
    4. I know how to write every spell but I don't know how to read.... I know how to read but I don't understand what fucking are these
    3. Vodka vs Coca Cola
    2. Dragon dragon dragon ! ( Horde of dragon prince hunting Miao Ying and stomp the necromancer guy . Don't know his name :P )
    1. But the pages with successful reckoning is short ! (my most favourite one so far)

    • @kippies66
      @kippies66 10 месяцев назад +1

      5. MIDDENLAND BEST!
      4. *Morghur death sound*
      3. SHORT? No alliance!
      2. DRAGON! DRAGON! DRAGON!
      1. Skarsnik: "EEEEEEHEHEHEHEHE"

    • @user-rr8iy6mv5f
      @user-rr8iy6mv5f 10 месяцев назад +1

      1. "WELCOME TO ESTALIA, GENTLEMEN!"
      2. "Ko-ko-kostaltyn, Kislev's greatest patriarch!"
      3. Norska apes
      4. Sigvald singing
      5. Awkward skaven undercities

  • @averionkhornepolit2566
    @averionkhornepolit2566 10 месяцев назад +3

    0:30 best part

  • @vivipi9693
    @vivipi9693 10 месяцев назад +3

    I’m speachless the shrek refs are so good

  • @Minewald
    @Minewald 10 месяцев назад +11

    Glad to see that you decided on making more Old World Geographic content. Was a fan of this format since your Solland video.

    • @artje90
      @artje90 10 месяцев назад

      but solland is a shithole though ^^

    • @Tarriff
      @Tarriff  10 месяцев назад +5

      but it's still better than Stirland

  • @SuperBastodon
    @SuperBastodon 10 месяцев назад +3

    You're a Gork damn genius, dude !

  • @eduardopernaut3908
    @eduardopernaut3908 10 месяцев назад +3

    Greasus is love, Greasus is life

  • @plasticbag4102
    @plasticbag4102 10 месяцев назад +2

    The emotional damag had me laughin

  • @danielecatania9631
    @danielecatania9631 10 месяцев назад +2

    Outstanding. Reusing old material like this gives it new sense and makes it fresh again

  • @user-wi6dk3wj4c
    @user-wi6dk3wj4c 10 месяцев назад +2

    Every bleeding second of this video is ABSOLUTELY genius !

  • @Woodrow512
    @Woodrow512 10 месяцев назад +1

    Would've never expected the Shrek beer keg gag, hats off, this shit is fantastic

  • @johnj.spurgin7037
    @johnj.spurgin7037 10 месяцев назад +1

    That Caravan Master got destroyed so badly I wanted to give him a hug. I mean DAMN.

  • @Nightmare_52
    @Nightmare_52 10 месяцев назад +1

    i absolutely love that chaos dwarf thomas the tank engine scene, short but sweet but dont let the normal dwarfs hear that

  • @franciscorui
    @franciscorui 10 месяцев назад +1

    I like how you mentioned the Chaos Dwarf squid submarines

  • @aggrisabernathy8770
    @aggrisabernathy8770 10 месяцев назад +1

    Now THIS is education. You deserve more subs!

  • @Thoofdecay
    @Thoofdecay 10 месяцев назад +2

    It's... It's... It's beautiful!! 😭😭😭😭! I make memes daily and know the effort only a 10sec clip takes.
    You sir, I bow to thee, memelord!

  • @EteraRPG
    @EteraRPG 10 месяцев назад +1

    4:01 died at this bit, holy cow

  • @temuguntur_amgalan1639
    @temuguntur_amgalan1639 9 месяцев назад

    Nearly choked to death. Your videos should have warnings like ' funny enought to die' , 'may die of laughter'.

  • @jordyvandersluijs4484
    @jordyvandersluijs4484 10 месяцев назад +3

    this was great, thanks Tarriff

  • @petrox859
    @petrox859 10 месяцев назад +1

    great content! quite suprising you can make these long video in such short time
    _wher Imrik??_

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott 10 месяцев назад

    In hindsight, I really should have seen that little Shrek reference coming, but it's still hilarious nonetheless! 😂👍

  • @ryanmalady376
    @ryanmalady376 10 месяцев назад +1

    RIP gold tooth. Best ogre leader ever. The mawtribes of aos need a new overtyrant like him

  • @martinbega6369
    @martinbega6369 10 месяцев назад +1

    Still amazing Quality

  • @jackjones2454
    @jackjones2454 10 месяцев назад

    I love this. The return and evolution of old jokes all taken into a. Brand new context. I cannot get enough of it. Thank you again Tarriff.

  • @greasusgoldtooth365
    @greasusgoldtooth365 10 месяцев назад +1

    Arthas is imitating me and he even hasn't GUTS to eat his father after killin him, what a waste of fresh meat...

  • @gededanaastawa3568
    @gededanaastawa3568 7 месяцев назад +1

    For The Emperor ❤

  • @feasogachsionnach1872
    @feasogachsionnach1872 10 месяцев назад +1

    At least it can be settled with a pint, or a bit of insults that are actually compliments. Pretty sweet deal with the Ogres gotta say.

  • @privateeyety5735
    @privateeyety5735 10 месяцев назад

    Favorite Lore channel

  • @SpillyWilly_
    @SpillyWilly_ 3 месяца назад

    Holy shit the shrek reference on the dinner scene i can't 😭

  • @lorddervish212quinterosara6
    @lorddervish212quinterosara6 10 месяцев назад

    That last thing about the mercs actor is genius

  • @magnusthered4946
    @magnusthered4946 10 месяцев назад

    I’m liking this already

  • @PainRack
    @PainRack 10 месяцев назад +1

    Why is this somehow accurate to both WHFB and Shrek?

  • @linhle8294
    @linhle8294 10 месяцев назад

    "I love GOOOOLLLDDDDD"
    - Greasus Goldtooth

  • @artje90
    @artje90 10 месяцев назад

    lore with meme's, we aprove this greatly ;D

  • @axios4702
    @axios4702 10 месяцев назад

    Love seeing references to old videos in this one.

  • @geobugseon
    @geobugseon 10 месяцев назад +1

    what a great show!

  • @GrinningGameMaster
    @GrinningGameMaster 10 месяцев назад

    Warp thats some good lore

  • @Warmaker01
    @Warmaker01 3 месяца назад

    Bite sized lore!

  • @paulr4747
    @paulr4747 10 месяцев назад

    Bro it's magnifique what you are able to create i'm always astonished by your creativity !

  • @dongholiothesecond3324
    @dongholiothesecond3324 10 месяцев назад

    Cathay makes much of this gold back however through taxes of cathay takeout.

  • @neasper
    @neasper 10 месяцев назад +1

    Ogres my lord

  • @Arbiterjim
    @Arbiterjim 10 месяцев назад +2

    Absolutely love this series, what AI do you use for the advisor voice?

  • @JustSomeDude42
    @JustSomeDude42 10 месяцев назад

    I know you’re moving away from shorts, but I def think there could be something like a biggest chungus competition. A horrifying compilation of Mazda Mundi, Grom de Paunch, and Trade Lord Greasus Goldtooth standing up to square off. Maybe that cathayan ogre there to represent. Then at the end of the day, when the biggest guy is declared, they all sit down to laugh at Alberic and the other Bretonian Knights slaving away in their minting plantations.

  • @vladbaran8621
    @vladbaran8621 10 месяцев назад

    Holy Great Maw! This guy is genius!

  • @6millionLiesRememberHolodomor
    @6millionLiesRememberHolodomor 10 месяцев назад

    I keep saying this, but... This was the best video yet.

  • @drakonna6281
    @drakonna6281 10 месяцев назад

    That chaos dwarve thing..... is not that it was pure nightmare fuel but considering the kdaai can have faces they could legit make that thing exist

  • @user-pj3dh5fg7x
    @user-pj3dh5fg7x 10 месяцев назад +1

    Шикарно.

  • @drunkwizard2362
    @drunkwizard2362 10 месяцев назад

    Some of your best work yet

  • @lukewalker225
    @lukewalker225 10 месяцев назад

    I love these types of videos
    Commenting for algorithm

  • @Olav_Hansen
    @Olav_Hansen 10 месяцев назад

    You could say he's asking a trade Tarriff

  • @senshibat8920
    @senshibat8920 10 месяцев назад

    Yes Crow Boi is wisest

  • @mischaprudon3316
    @mischaprudon3316 10 месяцев назад

    The shrek references 😂😂😂😂

  • @kleineratte677
    @kleineratte677 10 месяцев назад

    Success to you

  • @GreasusGoldtooth
    @GreasusGoldtooth 10 месяцев назад

    THAT'S RIGHT SLIM! I'M A TRUE GENIUS!

  • @merendyne
    @merendyne 10 месяцев назад

    I love these videos thank you so much for making them

  • @pirauxjulian2364
    @pirauxjulian2364 10 месяцев назад

    EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

  • @sprucewillis9000
    @sprucewillis9000 10 месяцев назад

    Greasus standing up straight is incredibly cursed

  • @miloskubala9059
    @miloskubala9059 10 месяцев назад

    I need to see vampire cost or dark elf pirats as Disney crues ship trip around they localities 😂

  • @ItsDaKoolaidDude
    @ItsDaKoolaidDude 10 месяцев назад +1

    Full Chaos Dwarves the Tank Engine song when?

  • @jessecampbell4355
    @jessecampbell4355 10 месяцев назад

    good vid

  • @vilneil
    @vilneil 10 месяцев назад

    this is lore accurate btw

  • @rave9532
    @rave9532 10 месяцев назад

    Ogres my lord!

  • @MrStump
    @MrStump 10 месяцев назад

    These are wonderful

  • @Bobby_Ballistic
    @Bobby_Ballistic 10 месяцев назад

    Love me Ogres. Love me lore. Simple as.

  • @attila535
    @attila535 9 месяцев назад

    At least he isn't the Gorger Lord or a stirlander.

  • @fabioalves7961
    @fabioalves7961 10 месяцев назад +1

    Another Tarriff W since WH3 gave itself an L
    Keep it up, brother!

  • @wydjaz3140
    @wydjaz3140 10 месяцев назад

    great works, i love you !:

  • @victorrosenheart8036
    @victorrosenheart8036 10 месяцев назад

    Well, time play as ogres next

  • @nailigniststarzear6689
    @nailigniststarzear6689 10 месяцев назад

    always lore accurate

  • @Lorehammer-shorts
    @Lorehammer-shorts 10 месяцев назад

    Going through the Mountains is a premium content, for which you have to pay a premium fee to Greasus

  • @solarisveritatis1086
    @solarisveritatis1086 2 месяца назад

    Greasus probably had better economic mindset than the average lords of Bretonnia.

  • @eduardomolina2158
    @eduardomolina2158 10 месяцев назад

    Love this videos

  • @yetipotato8567
    @yetipotato8567 10 месяцев назад

    'Ate mi da so I ate him so i can mow to other things to 'ate 'n ate 🍖

  • @frankwilson628
    @frankwilson628 10 месяцев назад

    Me sell meat at a meat store, but the price of these meats won’t fall…

  • @GaRVAT
    @GaRVAT 10 месяцев назад

    My cheek teeth also covered with gold. Does this make me goldtooth?

  • @joebagel9715
    @joebagel9715 10 месяцев назад

    Oh man, you miss the part where Greasus crush Ork Warlord body to mush with his hand to solidify himself as Over Tyrant but great work nonetheless

    • @Tarriff
      @Tarriff  10 месяцев назад +3

      will be in Firebelly Tribe episode so don't worry. Every part of the Lore will be included

    • @the_dropbear4392
      @the_dropbear4392 10 месяцев назад

      wasn't just an orc warboss, but a black orc warboss and Greasus just picked him up and burst him like a tomato