The worst I’ve encountered is when a guy was downloading the Lidl plus app at the tills after all the items were scanned. The queue was getting longer and everyone was fuming. That pissed me off
So funny 😂 , I turn to my other half and say quietly under my breath, for .....sake, get me out of here. The thing that gets me, is when you first walk in, and the person infront stops and starts having a conversation causing you to walk round them to get through with your trolley. Does my head in.
They should do an annual "Trolley Wars" competition, where everyone takes a trolley into the car park and starts smashing into eachother. Last man standing gets 20p off a pack of hobnobs
I feel your pain BVM, Britain has gone to shit, doing the most mundane things in life like going to the shops or using public transport is an absolute nightmare. People have also gone mad too.
Got to agree i shop at morrisons and they've got a good 10+ tills and you're lucky if 2 are open.And you've people queueing into the aisles. I'm not using self check out for the weekly shop.
The country is overpopulated, the the Big companies do their best to frustrate the customer in order to get them to do everything on line . In short they don’t want you to come out of your house .
Since the invention of Tescos scan as you shop I hate having to put things in a trolley, take them out and put them on the till. To only put them back in the damn trolley. I love being able to scan them, bag them, pay at the end and get the fuck out. Waiting at the tills is awful, granted you might need someone to authorise booze but at least my stuff stays in the bags. I also agree I hate little twats with the morrisons trolleys. My kids were banned from having them as they couldn't behave with them.
I’m a Store Manager for Tesco, in one of our express stores, some days we have one or two workers for the whole store, Which means I have to spend a lot of time on the Shop front, not that I worry. As I’m there if customers have enquiries
Yep. I find it's the customers rather than the actual shops that's the problem. I just can't handle people anymore. Nasty, unkind, inconsiderate people everywhere, so I do it all online now. I'd rather go hungry before I set foot in a shopping centre again.
Morrisons same where I am. Great staff. 10 tills, usually only 2 or 3 open. I always wait for the till though cos I b......rd hate those self serve things. Someone commented Morrisons gone downhill since being sold.,.totally agree. Feel sorry for the staff
Them kids trolleys are a joke nearly got barged over by three of them other week and the parents just let them run riot nearly launched on out the shop little bastards
Just so you know I’m totally the same I already know what I’m getting before I go in, have your money ready at the tills boom bang done. ✔️ in and out no messing saves everyone.. You’re not alone 💙
Give morrisons a miss on Sunday, it's not worth the stress 😂. Saying that, I absolutely agree with everything you said. I had a woman in front of me that I swear bought every item of clothing from the store, and she didn't want the hangers, so it took twice as long. 15 minutes later, and she's chatting to the woman behind the till after like she's not been holding up the que.
As someone who works for a large supermarket, it is incredibly irritating when customers slow other customers down by not having their card/vouchers prepared at the till. As for Trolleys, my store suffers from having multiple entrances/exits where trolleys can easily be taken and thrown into a dyke. As for myself, I find the job more stressful than it's worth, especially when there's blatant laziness from colleagues and even managers. I've had to sort out the trolleys left across the car park in snow and heavy rain on multiple occasions, which isn't even my department. Management should sometimes get up and do this sort of shit themselves.
It’s so damn difficult because this Sunday morning shopping is the most exciting thing that’s happened all week for some people. And they love to create drama. They want to live out their own little soap opera and some are taking photos as they go along, shopping and snapping away at anything and everything and shoving it on fu**book hoping to get 20 likes by the time they’ve finished wandering aimlessly around. Then they’re waiting impatiently for all the likes they’re getting - from people already shopping in the same bloody store, themselves going around doing exactly the same thing. Like, like, like… oooh where did Janet get that cucumber from? Looks like a nice, big thick one. I didn’t see any of them by the electrical department. Oooh I’ll have to go back round. Bang! Crash! Wallop into everyone else’s trolley whilst still looking at their bloody phone and liking Sheila’s mango that she just picked up from Waitrose. Wait a minute? Waitrose? How the hell can she afford to go there when her husband is only doing the roads in the week and she’s staying at home licking her bloody fingers all day and watching Loose Women on the tell and then going on RUclips and watching some fat woman clean her house from top to bottom in bloody Massachusetts with fantastic cleaning products that we can’t buy in the UK. God help that’s all I can say.
My bug bear is every time I go to ALDI, they’ve never got a small basket if you only want a few bits. So I end up with this big fucker - no wheels. I’m sure it’s a ploy to get you to buy more shopping.
Totally agree with you. Get your basket or trolley. Get your shit and go. As you said, why faff about with vouchers for the sake of a few pence saving.
Everyone these days quite understandably is looking for a bargain when it comes to grocery shopping so stores like Morrisons, Lidl, Aldi etc are the places with the offers so naturally they’re heaving. The only downside to promoting themselves like this is that the staff coverage suffers because I guess they have to bag their profits from somewhere which isn’t the customer. More staff there, more staff to pay therefore less profits.
People who get to the till, have everything scanned then are not ready to pay 🤬🤬. Also family shopping, family of 6 doing the shopping like 1 parent can't just do a pissing shop
Nope, it's just not you,I get fed up of kids running around banging into things, idiots with trolleys blocking the aisles, people standing in front of shelves talking away and dawdlers taking forever to choose a tin of Beans,
Morries is going downhill since they sold.out to some mega corp. Where I live, we have an Aldi and a Lidl, but for big shops, we have three Morrisons. No Sainsbury's, no Tesco, and certainly no fucking Waitrose. And our trolley fella is a miserable twat. Fact. And their car park spaces are too small. I have now got 4 door dings in there.
As much as I do like your rants. I’ve never heard of a 5p voucher. I mean, it’ll cost more to produce than that actual amount. The usual price off is 50p Unfortunately, cash is legal tender and how people pay and what method is chosen to be paid is something that can’t be discriminated about. Don’t get me started about the other stupid pointless things I’ve seen in super markets by customers.
People who have the storecard on the phone and then takes ages to unlock the phone to get to the app ffs. People who ask the cashier to check their lottery tickets. Self service checkouts waiting about with a flashing light to get the alcohol confirmed. I could go on.....
I work in a Co-op and I bloody hate when people bring a pile of lottery tickets to check when I know they've already checked them themselves. I check them all and sure enough not a winner among them. Thank you for wasting my time and making the queue bigger.
Trust me, it isn't just you! I'm only 5' 2" and the amount of times I get barged into by arrogant taller people, makes me think that I must be invisible🙄
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The worst I’ve encountered is when a guy was downloading the Lidl plus app at the tills after all the items were scanned. The queue was getting longer and everyone was fuming. That pissed me off
So funny 😂 , I turn to my other half and say quietly under my breath, for .....sake, get me out of here. The thing that gets me, is when you first walk in, and the person infront stops and starts having a conversation causing you to walk round them to get through with your trolley. Does my head in.
You can see why people shop online cuts all that shit out
You know it’s gonna be good from the title
They should do an annual "Trolley Wars" competition, where everyone takes a trolley into the car park and starts smashing into eachother. Last man standing gets 20p off a pack of hobnobs
Saving 5p off bog roll with a voucher got me in hysterics 😂
Right Folks
Again, Dave is a top guy! Love his real talk. Top man 🫡 Have a good week mate
100% agree Dave. I feel sorry for those workers. It comes down to poor management and the top level. This is why I never shop during the weekends.
Oh I do love your rants Dave. 😂
by far the funniest youtuber 🙌🏼
Thank you
@@BlueVanMangoat ❤️
Didn't know there was a Morrisons in Loughborough! Probably best I didn't considering your delightful review
Why buy a beer to sniff when you can just visit the coke isle? 👀👀
I get you son ,Calm Down ,Calm Down Mate 😅
4:54 This is Aldi's slogan.
Do you still have to pop a quid in for the trolleys?
1:09 where the fuck is she going! A rant on top of a rant, brilliant! 😂👍
I feel your pain BVM, Britain has gone to shit, doing the most mundane things in life like going to the shops or using public transport is an absolute nightmare. People have also gone mad too.
Tether's came to the end of my tether. Killed me !!!
5:54 😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
I work for morrisons and yes. Theyve cut all hours in preparations for christmas overtime. The greed from these companies are disgusting
It makes the service 10x worse
Co op basically cut all the staff except 2 people
@pancakesyrup9250 Lucky, as ours only has one member of staff, doing the till, and 4 self service so the queue ends up often half way down the road 😂
Morrisons staff do work hard and the company takes the piss out of them.
Everywhere does it.
Profit over People that's why ill never work for a Big Corporation again.
Not just you! Like lots of people nowadays I get it all online and delivered. No hassles!
I agree with all that. Does my head in when you just want to get around the store and people are walking around in a trance
Got to agree i shop at morrisons and they've got a good 10+ tills and you're lucky if 2 are open.And you've people queueing into the aisles. I'm not using self check out for the weekly shop.
The country is overpopulated, the the Big companies do their best to frustrate the customer in order to get them to do everything on line . In short they don’t want you to come out of your house .
Since the invention of Tescos scan as you shop I hate having to put things in a trolley, take them out and put them on the till. To only put them back in the damn trolley. I love being able to scan them, bag them, pay at the end and get the fuck out. Waiting at the tills is awful, granted you might need someone to authorise booze but at least my stuff stays in the bags.
I also agree I hate little twats with the morrisons trolleys. My kids were banned from having them as they couldn't behave with them.
Agree 💯%
I’m a Store Manager for Tesco, in one of our express stores, some days we have one or two workers for the whole store, Which means I have to spend a lot of time on the Shop front, not that I worry. As I’m there if customers have enquiries
My sentiments exactly Dave 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Hey Dave, keep up the good work and I’m happy that you tell it how it is and so again just keep up the good work cheers, my friend
Yep. I find it's the customers rather than the actual shops that's the problem. I just can't handle people anymore. Nasty, unkind, inconsiderate people everywhere, so I do it all online now. I'd rather go hungry before I set foot in a shopping centre again.
Morrisons same where I am. Great staff. 10 tills, usually only 2 or 3 open.
I always wait for the till though cos I b......rd hate those self serve things.
Someone commented Morrisons gone downhill since being sold.,.totally agree.
Feel sorry for the staff
Spot on
Them kids trolleys are a joke nearly got barged over by three of them other week and the parents just let them run riot nearly launched on out the shop little bastards
Just so you know I’m totally the same I already know what I’m getting before I go in, have your money ready at the tills boom bang done. ✔️ in and out no messing saves everyone.. You’re not alone 💙
Give morrisons a miss on Sunday, it's not worth the stress 😂. Saying that, I absolutely agree with everything you said. I had a woman in front of me that I swear bought every item of clothing from the store, and she didn't want the hangers, so it took twice as long. 15 minutes later, and she's chatting to the woman behind the till after like she's not been holding up the que.
Shopping on a Sunday is horrible, worst day to do it!
correct.
Is that a ranger pick up?
Yes mate
@@BlueVanMan Nice when did you guys get that?
@@lukek1192 few weeks ago. It's 3.2 diesel. 66 plate
@@BlueVanMan Very nice, watch out for egr problems man, rangers after 2011 do seem to get engine problems but they are cool af 🤙
Yep, I agree
As someone who works for a large supermarket, it is incredibly irritating when customers slow other customers down by not having their card/vouchers prepared at the till. As for Trolleys, my store suffers from having multiple entrances/exits where trolleys can easily be taken and thrown into a dyke. As for myself, I find the job more stressful than it's worth, especially when there's blatant laziness from colleagues and even managers. I've had to sort out the trolleys left across the car park in snow and heavy rain on multiple occasions, which isn't even my department. Management should sometimes get up and do this sort of shit themselves.
Brilliant live with Matt last night 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Sounds like the morrisons I use!
rrrrrright folks i’m back for a little rant about the daily stress and struggles of life 😅
What you driving now ?
I absolutely love the rants mate! 😂BVM for pm
The same in our morrisons in kirkby always waiting for staff understocked understaffed xx
Morrisons need me to sort their trolleys out 😂 I'm a trolley porter at Asda and I always make sure there are trolleys outside the store 😃
It’s so damn difficult because this Sunday morning shopping is the most exciting thing that’s happened all week for some people.
And they love to create drama. They want to live out their own little soap opera and some are taking photos as they go along, shopping and snapping away at anything and everything and shoving it on fu**book hoping to get 20 likes by the time they’ve finished wandering aimlessly around.
Then they’re waiting impatiently for all the likes they’re getting - from people already shopping in the same bloody store, themselves going around doing exactly the same thing.
Like, like, like… oooh where did Janet get that cucumber from? Looks like a nice, big thick one. I didn’t see any of them by the electrical department. Oooh I’ll have to go back round. Bang! Crash! Wallop into everyone else’s trolley whilst still looking at their bloody phone and liking Sheila’s mango that she just picked up from Waitrose.
Wait a minute? Waitrose? How the hell can she afford to go there when her husband is only doing the roads in the week and she’s staying at home licking her bloody fingers all day and watching Loose Women on the tell and then going on RUclips and watching some fat woman clean her house from top to bottom in bloody Massachusetts with fantastic cleaning products that we can’t buy in the UK.
God help that’s all I can say.
If you think Morrisons is understaffed. Try any ASDA at 6pm. Fuck all on the shelves and half the prices are wrong
My bug bear is every time I go to ALDI, they’ve never got a small basket if you only want a few bits. So I end up with this big fucker - no wheels. I’m sure it’s a ploy to get you to buy more shopping.
What a nightmare BVM.
Well described😂
Totally agree with you. Get your basket or trolley. Get your shit and go. As you said, why faff about with vouchers for the sake of a few pence saving.
Went shopping today, fucking worst day of the week to shop!!! Went early aswell 😂
Where's the van ?
Rag week like Dave 😂😂😂
Hello Dave I am autistic aspergers I can not cope in supermarkets I live on my own I have it delivered sounds like chaos
Mate, you feel like putting your head down and running into the meal deal stand.
@@BlueVanMan yes lol haha
Everyone these days quite understandably is looking for a bargain when it comes to grocery shopping so stores like Morrisons, Lidl, Aldi etc are the places with the offers so naturally they’re heaving. The only downside to promoting themselves like this is that the staff coverage suffers because I guess they have to bag their profits from somewhere which isn’t the customer. More staff there, more staff to pay therefore less profits.
People who get to the till, have everything scanned then are not ready to pay 🤬🤬. Also family shopping, family of 6 doing the shopping like 1 parent can't just do a pissing shop
Loughborough morrisons car park floor has more potholes than the moon
Relax! :)
Need to get the immigrants/ boat people working there, they will sort the problems. 😂😂
No its deffintly not you I get peed off in my local coop over these too
Well them store cards altogether had £100 to spend in the store
Nope, it's just not you,I get fed up of kids running around banging into things, idiots with trolleys blocking the aisles, people standing in front of shelves talking away and dawdlers taking forever to choose a tin of Beans,
Dave exactly, thing is no standards with anything, went into Lidl the other day no baskets!? How are uou supposed to shop.
Same everywhere.
This rant needs to go viral. I'm dying laughing here! 😂
Have you still got your blue van pal? Nowt worse then self service tills red light comes on as soon as you put ya bag down. Boils mi piss
Lol funny
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Oh dear hes having a Trolley Tantrum haha
Morries is going downhill since they sold.out to some mega corp. Where I live, we have an Aldi and a Lidl, but for big shops, we have three Morrisons. No Sainsbury's, no Tesco, and certainly no fucking Waitrose. And our trolley fella is a miserable twat. Fact. And their car park spaces are too small. I have now got 4 door dings in there.
Ou Morrisons in mk is the same nightmare u should get ur shopping delivered nxt time 😁
😂😂😂 I hate shopping so I send my wife, where's the van? What you driving
Van is in the yard. I'm in a Ford Ranger.
As much as I do like your rants.
I’ve never heard of a 5p voucher. I mean, it’ll cost more to produce than that actual amount. The usual price off is 50p
Unfortunately, cash is legal tender and how people pay and what method is chosen to be paid is something that can’t be discriminated about.
Don’t get me started about the other stupid pointless things I’ve seen in super markets by customers.
plant a tree for cooking or furniture
Dave u r so fight
People who have the storecard on the phone and then takes ages to unlock the phone to get to the app ffs. People who ask the cashier to check their lottery tickets. Self service checkouts waiting about with a flashing light to get the alcohol confirmed. I could go on.....
Exactly, nightmare ain't it
I work in a Co-op and I bloody hate when people bring a pile of lottery tickets to check when I know they've already checked them themselves. I check them all and sure enough not a winner among them. Thank you for wasting my time and making the queue bigger.
You're not in a blue van now so maybe you need to change title because it's misleading to the viewers and the valuable subscribers
Don’t go on a Sunday, you don’t have a proper job so can go whenever 😜
Love a rant mate, we go Saturday morning and they have 1 till open, my mates one of the butchers in there, and the car park floods, and thats my rant😂
its so simple to do shopping, why do people always make it difficult with their stupid vouchers
Riiiiiiiiight folks
Mhmmm
Trust me, it isn't just you! I'm only 5' 2" and the amount of times I get barged into by arrogant taller people, makes me think that I must be invisible🙄
You are invisible tbf..Unless you have a sublime dump truck and a pair of juicy mellons 😉
Not just you! Like lots of people nowadays I get it all online and delivered. No hassles!