I regret to inform you, that your channel’s gotta be older for that. Says it in the RUclips handbook, page 13, section 1.3.C “gotta be at least five to get goodbye likes”
Well technically she could screw you over if she wanted to It's like crime of downloading an nes Rom of which you don't have a physical copy of? No one's gonna catch you in general unless someone snitches on you otherwise
Guys at 0:16 if you look closely you see the light reflect on the Lambo but there is no light in that position. I'm starting to think the 10M$ studio isn't real and we're getting scammed for our views
*tin foil hat on* So he is, allegedly, letting everyone know how lucrative it is to "retire" in order to get as many creators as possible to "retire" and be the only one left on the platform? But hey, that's just a theory....
The callmecarlson thing made me really mad because at first I didn't know what had happened, and I like the guy and his content. Then I found out this was the thing, that they were 2 years apart, and wow, my ex-bf is almost 3 years older than me, I just can't take this drama seriously, it's dumb.
I like the idea but then I realized this would become a political channel. Thankfully it won't happen- the part where Rose becomes mayor. Not happening.
Brian Rose is releasing a "workout" course. I had the advert on my Facebook feed. The course is not even based on a personal trainer or famous bodybuilder. It was Brian's advice. Learn how he break dances and built a "ton" of muscle lol. @Coffeezilla please cover Brian's latest scam
... I actually live in london, and this is not a joke because it could happen, hes pumping money into RUclips to make sure his ads play even on coffeezillas videos.
From a legal standpoint he can probably get into legal trouble for having explicit pictures of someone under 18. It doesn't matter what age you are, even if you're under 18, you can still get in legal trouble for that. However, that being said, there is clearly no moral issue with it, at least as far as the ages, if they are of age where it's okay for them to do explicit things together. As a result, prosecutors, judges, and juries will often throw out the case at some point so long as there was no sharing of the photos with others, or some other kind of bad behavior involved.
@@snooganslestat2030 yes that is exactly why. Juries often nullify these cases if they make it that far though. That being said, still don't do it. Not just because it's illegal but because you don't necessarily know who is on the other side or what they will do with said material.
Man you have literally become my favorite RUclipsr. I love watching your stuff every day in the work break room. Your content is hilarious and informing, genuinely can't get enough.
Brian Rose: "It's just the mayor and me who are running" From Rose's Wikipedia: "He finished seventh with 31,111 votes in the mayoral election, while his party finished 11th on the London-wide list with 18,395 votes"
I've been binging Coffeezilla all day and this has to be my last one, the Brian Rose part broke my brain. Policy 1: forcing EVERYONE to start a podcast 😆😂🤣
This is an excerpt from a Tweet pertaining to this Carson fiasco: "Gonna be taking some time off Twitter. I sincerely hope that everybody affected by Carson's actions are doing alright and getting the help they need, especially the victims." You'd be forgiven for thinking he is talking about Jeff Epstein. These kids have been deprivated of basic human physical interactions, that their brains are just farting 😂
So every single girl you’ve met who dates older guys in higher grades through high school was now groomed lol which is like any girl with popularity... or any teen movie where a high school girl’s boyfriend is going off to college... this is scary how shuffled the line is becoming on a daily basis...
So long as the age gap isn't huge like you said and the pictures aren't shared with other people outside the relationship then I dont give a single shit and I dont see why anyone would.
I wondered why he keeps saying we're in second place . Its so damn obvious that no Londoners are gonna vote for a spiv hustler in a comedy suit talking in an American accent . So your theory about the betting scam is spot on . Yet another scam from Brian breakdancing Rose.
I'll never understand how some people don't immediately see how phony it is when someone gives their own emotions a sound track. I've literally see this on tv as a joke of going too far.
Ok I gotta say I wasn't expecting those policies. I was expecting mostly realistic things. The stuff on there is so dumb he's seriously embarrassing himself. Why on earth would anyone same person run for mayor with those outlandish policies?!
Hi Coffeezilla, THX for your many great episodes and all ur work. You are doing us all a BIG favour and making it fun too... I know it can be hard to get to the bottom of some of the cases and also hard not to vomit, sometimes, but keep it up man, you are an inspiration. We should ALL realistically be as critical and rational as you are, when something seems, u know, 2 gud 2 b tru. X
Fun fact on the London Mayor. The bookies he mentions are actually betting trading exchanges. Currently none bothers to bet on the mayor of London so the number of volume and trades is low. Which means that probably himself has placed some bets (very cheaply since is the beginning) for him and create some volume to just pop in first places.
There are actually over a dozen people running for London Mayor including a guy called Drillminister - "a London-based rapper, campaigning on reducing homelessness, improving transport, increasing mental health support, diversifying the Metropolitan Police Service and rehabilitation to curb crime and improving air quality in the capital" - sounds like a better choice than Brian
Same thing happened with Trump in 2016, the polls said no, the bookies said maybe, America said yes. Could happen in London! That would be the perfect 2021 if it did happen.
Man, can't believe you passed on the Dream situation. I have no idea where else I can get my dose of Dream drama.... Also, big disappointed that you didn't fill everyone in one the magic of turning 18 years old. Literally, magic. You might be a dumb fetus at 17, but turn 18 and you're a man with a job, house, and family. Maturity just happens, and when it does your automatically the big Pee-Doh. Alright, good talk!
I never understood that. Like yea a 30 year old with a 15 year old is obviously different. But like that's like a senior dating a sophomore.....that happens all the time in high school! It's a two year gap....
Take a look at Billy Gene is marketing. He retired and sold all his courses for like 69 bucks and then came back a couple of month later promoting the same things he did before retiring
UPDATE: I have placed 'lay' bets on Brian Rose winning the London 2021 election on Betfair exchange. Not sure if Brian Rose himself is on the other side of those bets. Maybe just his disciples.
I would love to do an interview on your channel about the landmark forum. Seven years later I can’t seem to tell whether it was a scam or whether it was the best thing I ever did.
Drama is total BS. Just for the views, as nothing better is going on. Most of these Drama channels aren't better than Fake Gurus, upselling you some irrelevant information.
15:17 I had to pause the video out of shock to process the insanity. I can’t think of a sentence that would be more horrifying than that. Never mind, it only gets worse...
"Sitting there looking at the colour of your own piss thinking when is gonna come to blows" that's gold mate 👌🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣 your commentary is priceless keep it!!!
LOOOL damn man, it takes me about 1 month between uploads. Maybe I should just upload "goodbye" videos in between at this point.
I would watch because I know it would be the most epic goodbye video ever
@@Shannon_Vlogs LMAO a documentary-style goodbye video
I regret to inform you, that your channel’s gotta be older for that.
Says it in the RUclips handbook, page 13, section 1.3.C “gotta be at least five to get goodbye likes”
Finaly, join forces with coffiezilla James , right on ! 😄
we will wait. i watch you videos multiple times, thats how good they are.
Zilla, never ever leave us.
I promise that if I leave it'll only be pretend and be for views and clout
*never leave us again!
@@Coffeezilla you should retire every sunday and return every monday, imagine the clout
@@bradders9743 lolll clout levels will approach critical mass
@@Coffeezilla hahaha...yaaas,!
When I turned 21, I may or may not have occasionally bought alcohol for my 20 year old wife.
#lockmeup
Fr
Well technically she could screw you over if she wanted to
It's like crime of downloading an nes Rom of which you don't have a physical copy of?
No one's gonna catch you in general unless someone snitches on you otherwise
Let me call the police for you @New England
Forty lashings in the public square for you, citizen.
FBI NEW ENGLAND BRANCH ONLY 72K SQUARE MILES WE CAN FIND HIM
"He doesn't know how to handle relations with women" - he was 19 FFS! Who does?
exactly.
😂
Im over 30 idk how to handle "relations with women" sounds scary
@@reptilez13 bro..even they don't know how to handle relationship among themselves so don't sweat so much.
@@reptilez13 Don't worry about it because they don't know how to handle relations with men despite what they think.
Coffeezilla: I dont engage with fans.
Me: There goes my plans to have coffeezilla sign my Dan Lok dvds
xd
Guys at 0:16 if you look closely you see the light reflect on the Lambo but there is no light in that position. I'm starting to think the 10M$ studio isn't real and we're getting scammed for our views
Dude you are right, i think you should make an online course or something to detect such stuff
@@meruldhiman1565 you can sell it for at least 397 on sale from 1200
Let me guess, you didn’t donate
@@MajesticDre $397 - Bingo!
He's retired now so cut him some slack :/
I always cry when I say goodbye at work before going on vacation.... I should clarify though, they are tears of joy.
These fake quitting RUclips videos are pathetic my word they’ll do anything for clout
I'm just scared that Coffee's started a trend of RUclipsrs retiring, and soon, there'll be no one left on this website
*tin foil hat on*
So he is, allegedly, letting everyone know how lucrative it is to "retire" in order to get as many creators as possible to "retire" and be the only one left on the platform?
But hey, that's just a theory....
@@mrwertyuiop459 or... he's been paid off by Brian Rose to destroy RUclips in order to make everyone use the Digital Freedom Platform...
@@adamcrowe4076 or he could be teasing a new course on how to "retire" before your 30s.
@@mrwertyuiop459 🤯🤯🤯
As someone who was born in London and still lives in London I call bullsh*t on what Mr Rose is saying
Do you think he will get more or less than 0.1% of the votes
@@Max-kd2gh Def less than 0.1% independents generally do terribly in elections in the UK
You need to be member of one of the Lord Rothschild funded parties to have a chance.
Can he really be mayor of london even if he is not a native from the UK?
ps: I saw that Boris was born in NYC, but his parents are English.
his level of confidence in his promotion videos is staggering
"You're crying...you're not doing it right then. You're doing it wrong."
Love it.
The callmecarlson thing made me really mad because at first I didn't know what had happened, and I like the guy and his content. Then I found out this was the thing, that they were 2 years apart, and wow, my ex-bf is almost 3 years older than me, I just can't take this drama seriously, it's dumb.
I actually really hope Brian Rose does become the mayor of London for real, because Coffee will be making videos on this guy's antics daily 😂
I like the idea but then I realized this would become a political channel. Thankfully it won't happen- the part where Rose becomes mayor. Not happening.
Brian Rose is releasing a "workout" course. I had the advert on my Facebook feed. The course is not even based on a personal trainer or famous bodybuilder. It was Brian's advice. Learn how he break dances and built a "ton" of muscle lol.
@Coffeezilla please cover Brian's latest scam
Brian becomes the mayor of a people?!
I wouldn't even wish that upon my enemies.
He shouldn't even be a mayor of a video game city.
@@samerm8657 Even if the town was called Shit Town? If I see the name Shit Town I would already suspect Brian was the mayor.
... I actually live in london, and this is not a joke because it could happen, hes pumping money into RUclips to make sure his ads play even on coffeezillas videos.
that rap was cringey af 😂if anyone tryna make another parody of our boy Brian Rose, get at me. you bring the bars, ill bring the beats 😤
And he stole 1 of the lines from the eminem song purple pills
hmu with them beats bro ig @kennysherwood
@@mandc20022 the entire song is Ice T -Colors. So if em said it he took it from T
That Brian rose clip made me experience 4th hand embarrassment
Damn, reading your comment made me remember that clip and now I'm experiencing 5th hand embarrassment 😭
@@pizzlerot2730 TWO YEARS after the video! 6th hand embarrassment!
you did not even hold hands until you were married, what a great discipline, amazing!
I support it
From a legal standpoint he can probably get into legal trouble for having explicit pictures of someone under 18. It doesn't matter what age you are, even if you're under 18, you can still get in legal trouble for that. However, that being said, there is clearly no moral issue with it, at least as far as the ages, if they are of age where it's okay for them to do explicit things together. As a result, prosecutors, judges, and juries will often throw out the case at some point so long as there was no sharing of the photos with others, or some other kind of bad behavior involved.
If someone makes vids or pics of THEMSELVES under 18 they are making cp.
@@snooganslestat2030 yes that is exactly why. Juries often nullify these cases if they make it that far though. That being said, still don't do it. Not just because it's illegal but because you don't necessarily know who is on the other side or what they will do with said material.
In Australia the age is 16
In the US individual states have varying laws that protect minors from being charged with CP so long as the age gap isn't too big.
In Vermont the age of consent is 16. It depends on state laws
There are so many disingenuous people. So fake and deceitful.
Man you have literally become my favorite RUclipsr. I love watching your stuff every day in the work break room. Your content is hilarious and informing, genuinely can't get enough.
Brian Rose: "It's just the mayor and me who are running"
From Rose's Wikipedia: "He finished seventh with 31,111 votes in the mayoral election, while his party finished 11th on the London-wide list with 18,395 votes"
I've been binging Coffeezilla all day and this has to be my last one, the Brian Rose part broke my brain. Policy 1: forcing EVERYONE to start a podcast 😆😂🤣
This is an excerpt from a Tweet pertaining to this Carson fiasco:
"Gonna be taking some time off Twitter. I sincerely hope that everybody affected by Carson's actions are doing alright and getting the help they need, especially the victims."
You'd be forgiven for thinking he is talking about Jeff Epstein. These kids have been deprivated of basic human physical interactions, that their brains are just farting 😂
Your $10 million studio needs book shelves for storing all that KNAWLIDGE.
Breaking News: Steven is quitting RUclips until January 6th!
I still won't buy ur course
Financial fReeDoM is OuR gOaL
@@dixztube He could be but I love his comments and he has a friendly smile on his pic 😂
Oh no
I lost it when you try doing that "taking vacation" to your boss while crying haha
Your boss be like: Ok..... XD
you never hold hand with your wife until you married? oh i boiii i got a bad feeling about this lmao
i refused to look in her direction for the first 6 months.
@@Coffeezilla dude you're the OG anime protagonist
So every single girl you’ve met who dates older guys in higher grades through high school was now groomed lol which is like any girl with popularity... or any teen movie where a high school girl’s boyfriend is going off to college... this is scary how shuffled the line is becoming on a daily basis...
I live in London and RUclips *knows* that ... and therefore forced me to watch his mayor ad campaign continuously
Why do you have a Napoleon Hill pic on your wanted board 👀
check back on thursday.
@@Coffeezilla 👀
He was the og fake guru
@@marioronci5338 we will see
@@Coffeezilla the excitement is killing me
So long as the age gap isn't huge like you said and the pictures aren't shared with other people outside the relationship then I dont give a single shit and I dont see why anyone would.
Oh man, call me carson was talking to someone within a 2year age gap. My first ex was 19. I was 15.. tell me the 4 year age gap isnt worse
No holidays unless you cry.
That's the rule
I wondered why he keeps saying we're in second place . Its so damn obvious that no Londoners are gonna vote for a spiv hustler in a comedy suit talking in an American accent . So your theory about the betting scam is spot on . Yet another scam from Brian breakdancing Rose.
I'll never understand how some people don't immediately see how phony it is when someone gives their own emotions a sound track.
I've literally see this on tv as a joke of going too far.
The biggest problem is the government takes photos of anyone under 18 seriously. It's illegal noatter the age of consent
“Any problems I just put my fist in” Brian Rose. Wow 😂😂😂
It's like you're a stressed out teacher trying to awkwardly conduct some 2021 health class, trying to avoid a bunch of landmines until the bell rings.
massive breaking news a farmer groomed his horse but worst of all Coffee has not yet missed a day so he cant groom himself
🤣
Ok I gotta say I wasn't expecting those policies. I was expecting mostly realistic things. The stuff on there is so dumb he's seriously embarrassing himself. Why on earth would anyone same person run for mayor with those outlandish policies?!
Coffezilla...never change man🥺
Also love the 10million dollar studio...makes me wonder wat course u were selling that made 10M😏
Brian Rose having no lips is a bizarre look. This is a guy that refuses to age gracefully.
"Funny Drama or Black Comedy" should be the name of your book about social media and RUclips celebrities! Coffee
Hi Coffeezilla, THX for your many great episodes and all ur work. You are doing us all a BIG favour and making it fun too... I know it can be hard to get to the bottom of some of the cases and also hard not to vomit, sometimes, but keep it up man, you are an inspiration. We should ALL realistically be as critical and rational as you are, when something seems, u know, 2 gud 2 b tru. X
The other problem I have with this is if he was a 19 year old girl that dated a 17 year old boy no one would say shit.
We’d be high fiving him
That London real platform sounds psychotic lmao
Fake gurus are not aware, that they wasting money for ads in your videos 😊 I have seen 3 ads in this video: 2 Amazon gurus and 1 more trickster 🤭🤭🤭
I live in the U.K. just outside of london, and have never heard of Brian Rose or anyone speak about this guy!
Fun fact on the London Mayor. The bookies he mentions are actually betting trading exchanges. Currently none bothers to bet on the mayor of London so the number of volume and trades is low. Which means that probably himself has placed some bets (very cheaply since is the beginning) for him and create some volume to just pop in first places.
There are actually over a dozen people running for London Mayor including a guy called Drillminister - "a London-based rapper, campaigning on reducing homelessness, improving transport, increasing mental health support, diversifying the Metropolitan Police Service and rehabilitation to curb crime and improving air quality in the capital" - sounds like a better choice than Brian
When you said bold claims of Brian Rose i get the ad for Bold. Thats hilarious
I live in London but I can't headspin. I'm disabled. Please help me, I don't want to be Brian Rose's punching bag as per his proposed policies.
Same thing happened with Trump in 2016, the polls said no, the bookies said maybe, America said yes. Could happen in London! That would be the perfect 2021 if it did happen.
I live in London and no one knows who this knob is
a european representing europeans is still better then a Sadiqjulakaneiskhamneanel Khan representing the british people.
I never ever imagined that you’d cover this
All this time I assumed we were talking about London, Ontario, not the actually city of London in the UK. Mind blown.
As someone who lived in london for the past year, the only time i heard Brian Rose's name was via this channel
Onision would fly her to a state or country where she would be legal, then get a house there.
I heard that prisoners dont care about "pedo" charges for situations EXACTLY like this
You heard wrong. Prisoners will find a way to make it sound worst than is in an effort to extort the inmate and turn him into their boo thang.
@@billygunns8531 I specifically heard what I said I heard. I dont see why both wouldn't true anyway
Man, can't believe you passed on the Dream situation. I have no idea where else I can get my dose of Dream drama.... Also, big disappointed that you didn't fill everyone in one the magic of turning 18 years old. Literally, magic. You might be a dumb fetus at 17, but turn 18 and you're a man with a job, house, and family. Maturity just happens, and when it does your automatically the big Pee-Doh.
Alright, good talk!
Starting 2021 strong, pumping out that sweet contento like crazy.
This world is full of crooks.
Scammers must love you. You bring in people looking at gurus to get rich then they run theirs ads in your content that gives them authenticity
He doesnt choose the adverts.
When I saw the Lamborghini I started dying 😂😂
0:50 “following the template” Hahahah love u coffee, you tell it how it is
Your studio looks so slick it's unblievable
So glad I found your channel
Never ever go out without suspenders again
I can't not begin to count how many times Scotty kilmer had a goodbye video...
I love your channel and it's so underrated to be honest you should be at 5 million subs already bro
For he duration of the entire London segment, I didn't even know if you were referring to London UK or Ontario.
Only every THIRD Saturday? I prefer to break dance every OTHER Saturday. No vote for him from me! Also: I don’t live in London
😂
You're absolutely sure you can do daily videos forever? Because I'm already used to it. You're my Johnny Carson now. Every night.
Heeeeeeeeeers COFFEE !!!!
@@kirkjohnson9353 nice
It must be wild to live in London!
I've been getting a lot of get rich quick guru's ads before your videos. They must be choked that they're ad cane befoee your video!
I never understood that. Like yea a 30 year old with a 15 year old is obviously different. But like that's like a senior dating a sophomore.....that happens all the time in high school! It's a two year gap....
Exactly what I was talking about, keep it up coffee
I feel like they might be be trying to show off there acting skills because they all think there gonna make it in Hollywood
Take a look at Billy Gene is marketing. He retired and sold all his courses for like 69 bucks and then came back a couple of month later promoting the same things he did before retiring
69? Nice
I am so tempted to take the other side of the bets Mr Rose is taking.
UPDATE: I have placed 'lay' bets on Brian Rose winning the London 2021 election on Betfair exchange.
Not sure if Brian Rose himself is on the other side of those bets. Maybe just his disciples.
I really want to see like a tv show where all these gurus get together on big brother or survivor and see who the last one standing is.
A car in the house 🙌
I'm glad to see you're still the voice of reason.
Coffeezilla is slowly becoming Pew News and I'm liking it. I'll bet this isn't even Stephen, it's probably The Second Coming of Gloria Borger
I would love to do an interview on your channel about the landmark forum. Seven years later I can’t seem to tell whether it was a scam or whether it was the best thing I ever did.
Drama is total BS. Just for the views, as nothing better is going on. Most of these Drama channels aren't better than Fake Gurus, upselling you some irrelevant information.
2 year difference 17 to 19, is really not that bad. come on, how far apart are you're parents from each other?
15:17 I had to pause the video out of shock to process the insanity. I can’t think of a sentence that would be more horrifying than that.
Never mind, it only gets worse...
Really smart work Stephen keep surprising us..
New Zilla video? Hold up, gotta grab my goldfish snacks and get comfy
"Sitting there looking at the colour of your own piss thinking when is gonna come to blows" that's gold mate 👌🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣 your commentary is priceless keep it!!!
Coffeezilla you need to do one of these about EDP445.
I just need to know how Max Tribusky had an ad on your last video, dudes evolving lmao
Amen to what you said coffee!
Oh no! That means coffee was literally groomed. Poor coffee :(
Hey, Keemzilla, this is the new content for the 2021? Nice. I knew that you had the Scarce in you.
I appreciate the translation! The actual content on his site was misleading 😂
I honestly can't stop watching
Brian Rose has 0 striking skills.
Don’t leave yr this shjt is literally comedy gold any time you make a video that suits Quality 🔥🔥🔥
We need to see a boxing match between Brain Rose and Coffeeboiziller! LFG!