I've never heard more venom in Biff's voice than in the delivery of "and this sick, twisted fuck decided to throw me in the deep end" the poor tortured soul 😭
Should’ve specified orange concentrate with hot water, not heating up actual orange juice. It’s good for when I want a hot drink on a cold day without any caffeine.
@@TheKoriKasai I’ve never been as big on hot chocolate surprisingly. Love chocolate on its own but whenever it gets liquified or melted is when you start to lose me a bit
27:29 Hear me out on this: Imagine if it gets brought back as dlc for a future mario kart where it starts off normal, but on lap 3, you go through peachs castle kust like kalimari desert and peachs garden.
That would be the most hyped I’d ever be to see a circuit track return but also I think it’s way more likely that they just bring back the 3DS Mario Circuit instead
The numbers are moved to fit 64's solo player item box placement. I can die peacefully. (Very good attention to detail, like the consistency with your previous lists. Just ignoring how I only noticed it at Number 7...)
One thing i love about Mario Kart 64is that things sounds so hard, rough, like it feels really impactfull when someone gets hit. But in practice the AI cheats so hard that it does not matter how much pain you cause them. With the snowman level it is also very satisfying to watch bots/other players run into the snowman
Oooooooooohhhhhh. Another Mario Kart vid! And, it’s on 64 (my first Mario Kart (not my favorite but still pretty good)). Won’t judge you for not liking 64 since it is an old title.
MK64 is a game that has aged, but I still have fun with it. It’s kinda in that guilty pleasure territory for me. The main thing I enjoy is the iconic sound bites of the characters and how players just get destroyed by everything. When someone bounces for ages because of getting combo’d by shells or a pit, that’s hilarious to me. Oh, and Battle Mode is great here. Not much more to be said there. As for the tracks, some of my favorites are the ominous Banshee Boardwalk, the epic Royal Raceway, the jolly Frappe Snowland, the chill as hell Koopa Troopa Beach, and of course, Bowser’s Castle! So yeah, MK64 is a cool game that I played on my Wii alongside the actual game for the Wii
Here’s my ranking: F 16. Wario’s stadium D 15. Rainbow road 14. Kalimari desert 13. Luigi raceway C 12. Yoshi valley 11. Mario raceway 10. Moo moo farm 9. Choco mountain 8. Sherbet land B 7. DK’s jungle parkway 6. Frappe Snowland 5. Banshee boardwalk 4. Toads turnpike A 3. Koopa troopa beach 2. Royal raceway S 1. Bowser castle
It's honestly so sad how this games Rainbow Road get so many points subtracted for it's awful layout and length when it's one of the most iconic tracks in the entire series, with one of the best soundtracks as well...
@@BiffWeedTiny Arena is also going for the theme of "a fairly bumpy race in sand set in a stadium named after an enemy", even going as far as to have Tiny's face plastered in many places (albeit not quite to the same extent as Wario Stadium). It's much more enjoyable because of CTR's trick mechanic meaning that the bumps actually have a use, but even ignoring that, it still has more going on. Tiny Arena has a few mud pools that can slow you down and the bumps are placed closer to turns so you have to think about when to do tricks off of the bumps and think about how soon you turn. Also helps that it has its own music (albeit it's shared with a couple other courses, but it's more recognized as the theme for Tiny Arena instead of it being a generic stadium theme).
I'm seeing a lot of people are turning on Nintendo 64 games that they're playing for the First time on the Nintendo Switch Online for not being that good to control, and I just want to say if you are feeling that way, it's probably because the emulator is bad and not the game itself, because the input delay on the N64 NSO emulator is atrocious.
Is that the case for all N64 games on the Switch? That’s where I played Mario 64 for the first time as well and loved it without noticing any issues with the controls there.
@@BiffWeed I commonly play Mario 64 on PC and other places to the point that I'm not really a speedrunner, but I have a good feel for the game. With Mario 64 on NSO, while it's not unplayable and it's still fun, I definitely felt an input delay of like a half second, and it did feel noticeably worse.
To be fair, it is perfectly in character for wario to copy paste his face on all of the walls and then STILL have a giant spinning sign of his name
this is what wario stadium does to a mf
The total whiplash between you and Schaffrillas’ rankings in terms of Kalimari Desert💀
I've never heard more venom in Biff's voice than in the delivery of "and this sick, twisted fuck decided to throw me in the deep end" the poor tortured soul 😭
So what I'm getting at is snow is to you what trains are to Schaff
28:13 I'm sorry did you say *HOT* orange juice?!
Should’ve specified orange concentrate with hot water, not heating up actual orange juice. It’s good for when I want a hot drink on a cold day without any caffeine.
@@BiffWeed I personally would grab hot chocolate but I guess if that works for you. I'm in no place to judge, just was baffled at the idea.
@@TheKoriKasai I’ve never been as big on hot chocolate surprisingly. Love chocolate on its own but whenever it gets liquified or melted is when you start to lose me a bit
@@BiffWeed Eh fair enough. I've never been one for orange myself either. Guess we're just fans of the others dislike lol
Did he just say HOT ORANGE JUICE? I don't even...
Is that THE bowserdude?? This is epic
Schaffrillas swears by Kalimari Desert
Biff swears by Frappe Snowland
I just think that’s funny
Let's gooooo.
Was actually listening to the DS one while doing stuff.
16: Wario Stadium
15: Rainbow Road
14: Moo Moo Farm
13: Luigi Circuit
12: Yoshi Valley
11: Sherbet Land
10: Frappe Snowland
9: Choco Mountain
8: Kalimari Desert
7: Mario Raceway
6: DK Jungle Parkway
5: Toad’s Turnpike
4: Royal Raceway
3: Koopa Beach
2: Banshee Boardwalk
1: Bowser’s Castle
Messenger call jumpscare got me. I wasnt paying attention and was suddenly just like WHOS CALLING ME?
It was Sam. You should pick up the phone.
@@BiffWeed Well considering I was on to an appointment at the time I really couldn't lmao
Fun video! I always love hearing you talk about Mario Kart, one of my biggest hyper fixations
27:29
Hear me out on this: Imagine if it gets brought back as dlc for a future mario kart where it starts off normal, but on lap 3, you go through peachs castle kust like kalimari desert and peachs garden.
That would be the most hyped I’d ever be to see a circuit track return but also I think it’s way more likely that they just bring back the 3DS Mario Circuit instead
Maybe I should've started you off with Kalimari instead
The numbers are moved to fit 64's solo player item box placement. I can die peacefully.
(Very good attention to detail, like the consistency with your previous lists.
Just ignoring how I only noticed it at Number 7...)
Now THIS is Sam Racing.
One thing i love about Mario Kart 64is that things sounds so hard, rough, like it feels really impactfull when someone gets hit. But in practice the AI cheats so hard that it does not matter how much pain you cause them.
With the snowman level it is also very satisfying to watch bots/other players run into the snowman
I honestly forgot that the water in D.K.'s Jungle Parkway is blue in the original because I'm so used to it being orange in the Wii version.
I’m shocked Biff never mentioned the agonizingly long drop in Yoshi Valley
Great ranking!
Oooooooooohhhhhh. Another Mario Kart vid! And, it’s on 64 (my first Mario Kart (not my favorite but still pretty good)). Won’t judge you for not liking 64 since it is an old title.
31:43
Marty is normally blue. The Green lighting is making him green.
Mario is back in a kart and there's 64 of him for some reason
13:10 YOSHI WHAT THE HELL
Holy Bowserdude Batman
What a blast from the past, i loved playing it with a cousin with the n64 emulator
Shame it was the only mario kart I played
On last place, thanks for agreeing with me on my one Mario Kart 64 opinion.
Bowserdude jumpscare
I remember playing this game with my mum as a kid on the N64. Shame I ain’t played it since.
Finally, we have 64 Mario Kart games.
whenever you enter wario's stadium you can *never get out...*
MK64 is a game that has aged, but I still have fun with it. It’s kinda in that guilty pleasure territory for me. The main thing I enjoy is the iconic sound bites of the characters and how players just get destroyed by everything. When someone bounces for ages because of getting combo’d by shells or a pit, that’s hilarious to me. Oh, and Battle Mode is great here. Not much more to be said there.
As for the tracks, some of my favorites are the ominous Banshee Boardwalk, the epic Royal Raceway, the jolly Frappe Snowland, the chill as hell Koopa Troopa Beach, and of course, Bowser’s Castle!
So yeah, MK64 is a cool game that I played on my Wii alongside the actual game for the Wii
Glad I'm not the only one who loves #1
I kinda forgot you didn't make a 64 track ranking video.
I hope you go over super circuit since that was my first mario kart.
Nowadays it’s more common to see people shit on this game rather than hype it up
I thought yall were gonna pull a time huh with the time line at number 8 I'm sorry
Here’s my ranking:
F
16. Wario’s stadium
D
15. Rainbow road
14. Kalimari desert
13. Luigi raceway
C
12. Yoshi valley
11. Mario raceway
10. Moo moo farm
9. Choco mountain
8. Sherbet land
B
7. DK’s jungle parkway
6. Frappe Snowland
5. Banshee boardwalk
4. Toads turnpike
A
3. Koopa troopa beach
2. Royal raceway
S
1. Bowser castle
if n64 rainbow road is so bad how come there's a n64 rainbow road 2
I never played MK64 never
But the only track was the worst is Toad's Turnpike
Here is my ranking of all Mario Kart 64 Tracks
F-Tier
16. N64 Wario’s Stadium
15. N64 Rainbow Road
D-Tier
14. N64 Luigi Raceway
13. N64 Moo Moo Farm
12. N64 Sherbet Land
11. N64 Kalamari Desert
C-Tier
10. N64 Toad’s Turnpike
9. N64 Mario Raceway
B-Tier
8. N64 Royal Raceway
7. N64 Chocolate Mountain
A-Tier
6. N64 Koopa Troopa Beach
5. N64 Yoshi’s Valley
4. N64 Banshee Boardwalk
S-Tier
3. N64 Frappe Snowland
2. N64 DK’s Jungle Parkway
1. N64 Bowser’s Castle
It's honestly so sad how this games Rainbow Road get so many points subtracted for it's awful layout and length when it's one of the most iconic tracks in the entire series, with one of the best soundtracks as well...
They had all the pieces but dropped the ball, it's so much more frustrating given how close they were to having a true banger on their hands
@@BiffWeedat least it eventually got a chance to shine in 8
Tiny Arena from Crash Team Racing is literally just a better version of Wario Stadium 64 in every way if you think about it.
Haven’t played CTR so I’ll have to take your word on that
@@BiffWeedTiny Arena is also going for the theme of "a fairly bumpy race in sand set in a stadium named after an enemy", even going as far as to have Tiny's face plastered in many places (albeit not quite to the same extent as Wario Stadium). It's much more enjoyable because of CTR's trick mechanic meaning that the bumps actually have a use, but even ignoring that, it still has more going on. Tiny Arena has a few mud pools that can slow you down and the bumps are placed closer to turns so you have to think about when to do tricks off of the bumps and think about how soon you turn. Also helps that it has its own music (albeit it's shared with a couple other courses, but it's more recognized as the theme for Tiny Arena instead of it being a generic stadium theme).
@@JonathanFrostathanit’s my favorite track in that game
I think I can tell what the bottom spot is by the thumbnail
Edit: I was right
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@hiilikepizza3197It still is to me, and many others. Don't be a party pooper.
Fun game, but Diddy Kong Racing is better. Seriously, Nintendo, put it on NSO already.
I'm seeing a lot of people are turning on Nintendo 64 games that they're playing for the First time on the Nintendo Switch Online for not being that good to control, and I just want to say if you are feeling that way, it's probably because the emulator is bad and not the game itself, because the input delay on the N64 NSO emulator is atrocious.
Is that the case for all N64 games on the Switch? That’s where I played Mario 64 for the first time as well and loved it without noticing any issues with the controls there.
@@BiffWeed I commonly play Mario 64 on PC and other places to the point that I'm not really a speedrunner, but I have a good feel for the game. With Mario 64 on NSO, while it's not unplayable and it's still fun, I definitely felt an input delay of like a half second, and it did feel noticeably worse.
Nah, this game controls like shit even on original hardware. I love this janky-ass game but I'd be lying if I said it played well
Nope. You lost me. The moment you put Rainbow Road in D-Tier, you immediately lost me.