Every Mario Kart 64 Track Ranked

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  • Опубликовано: 16 янв 2025

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  • @Minigolfwindmill
    @Minigolfwindmill 8 месяцев назад +36

    To be fair, it is perfectly in character for wario to copy paste his face on all of the walls and then STILL have a giant spinning sign of his name

    • @BlueMarioGaming
      @BlueMarioGaming 3 месяца назад

      this is what wario stadium does to a mf

  • @skymixel101
    @skymixel101 8 месяцев назад +22

    The total whiplash between you and Schaffrillas’ rankings in terms of Kalimari Desert💀

  • @illusion1732
    @illusion1732 8 месяцев назад +20

    I've never heard more venom in Biff's voice than in the delivery of "and this sick, twisted fuck decided to throw me in the deep end" the poor tortured soul 😭

  • @sannicfann3338
    @sannicfann3338 8 месяцев назад +13

    So what I'm getting at is snow is to you what trains are to Schaff

  • @TheKoriKasai
    @TheKoriKasai 8 месяцев назад +13

    28:13 I'm sorry did you say *HOT* orange juice?!

    • @BiffWeed
      @BiffWeed  8 месяцев назад +2

      Should’ve specified orange concentrate with hot water, not heating up actual orange juice. It’s good for when I want a hot drink on a cold day without any caffeine.

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@BiffWeed I personally would grab hot chocolate but I guess if that works for you. I'm in no place to judge, just was baffled at the idea.

    • @BiffWeed
      @BiffWeed  8 месяцев назад +2

      @@TheKoriKasai I’ve never been as big on hot chocolate surprisingly. Love chocolate on its own but whenever it gets liquified or melted is when you start to lose me a bit

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@BiffWeed Eh fair enough. I've never been one for orange myself either. Guess we're just fans of the others dislike lol

  • @gaaraofthedesert801
    @gaaraofthedesert801 8 месяцев назад +7

    Did he just say HOT ORANGE JUICE? I don't even...

  • @AquaStudiosYT
    @AquaStudiosYT 8 месяцев назад +12

    Is that THE bowserdude?? This is epic

  • @TheLordDyl11
    @TheLordDyl11 8 месяцев назад +8

    Schaffrillas swears by Kalimari Desert
    Biff swears by Frappe Snowland
    I just think that’s funny

  • @Springdude11
    @Springdude11 8 месяцев назад +7

    Let's gooooo.
    Was actually listening to the DS one while doing stuff.

  • @AlmightyBruce
    @AlmightyBruce 4 месяца назад +2

    16: Wario Stadium
    15: Rainbow Road
    14: Moo Moo Farm
    13: Luigi Circuit
    12: Yoshi Valley
    11: Sherbet Land
    10: Frappe Snowland
    9: Choco Mountain
    8: Kalimari Desert
    7: Mario Raceway
    6: DK Jungle Parkway
    5: Toad’s Turnpike
    4: Royal Raceway
    3: Koopa Beach
    2: Banshee Boardwalk
    1: Bowser’s Castle

  • @jonathanmasters8895
    @jonathanmasters8895 8 месяцев назад +3

    Messenger call jumpscare got me. I wasnt paying attention and was suddenly just like WHOS CALLING ME?

    • @BiffWeed
      @BiffWeed  8 месяцев назад +4

      It was Sam. You should pick up the phone.

    • @jonathanmasters8895
      @jonathanmasters8895 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@BiffWeed Well considering I was on to an appointment at the time I really couldn't lmao

  • @phantomfalcon8104
    @phantomfalcon8104 8 месяцев назад +1

    Fun video! I always love hearing you talk about Mario Kart, one of my biggest hyper fixations

  • @turbobist2889
    @turbobist2889 Месяц назад

    27:29
    Hear me out on this: Imagine if it gets brought back as dlc for a future mario kart where it starts off normal, but on lap 3, you go through peachs castle kust like kalimari desert and peachs garden.

    • @BiffWeed
      @BiffWeed  Месяц назад +1

      That would be the most hyped I’d ever be to see a circuit track return but also I think it’s way more likely that they just bring back the 3DS Mario Circuit instead

  • @bowserdude5998
    @bowserdude5998 8 месяцев назад +9

    Maybe I should've started you off with Kalimari instead

  • @Springdude11
    @Springdude11 8 месяцев назад +2

    The numbers are moved to fit 64's solo player item box placement. I can die peacefully.
    (Very good attention to detail, like the consistency with your previous lists.
    Just ignoring how I only noticed it at Number 7...)

  • @Jukem
    @Jukem 8 месяцев назад +4

    Now THIS is Sam Racing.

  • @CatsLilaSalem
    @CatsLilaSalem 8 месяцев назад +1

    One thing i love about Mario Kart 64is that things sounds so hard, rough, like it feels really impactfull when someone gets hit. But in practice the AI cheats so hard that it does not matter how much pain you cause them.
    With the snowman level it is also very satisfying to watch bots/other players run into the snowman

  • @Sammykyt
    @Sammykyt 4 месяца назад

    I honestly forgot that the water in D.K.'s Jungle Parkway is blue in the original because I'm so used to it being orange in the Wii version.

  • @sullymcdaniel4901
    @sullymcdaniel4901 8 месяцев назад +1

    I’m shocked Biff never mentioned the agonizingly long drop in Yoshi Valley

  • @BigNoseEntmt
    @BigNoseEntmt 8 месяцев назад +1

    Great ranking!

  • @N_DAnimationEnthusiast
    @N_DAnimationEnthusiast 8 месяцев назад +2

    Oooooooooohhhhhh. Another Mario Kart vid! And, it’s on 64 (my first Mario Kart (not my favorite but still pretty good)). Won’t judge you for not liking 64 since it is an old title.

  • @SaddieMoon
    @SaddieMoon 8 месяцев назад

    31:43
    Marty is normally blue. The Green lighting is making him green.

  • @simple50001
    @simple50001 8 месяцев назад

    Mario is back in a kart and there's 64 of him for some reason

  • @Luigi_Madyo
    @Luigi_Madyo 8 месяцев назад

    13:10 YOSHI WHAT THE HELL

  • @Ddude2237
    @Ddude2237 8 месяцев назад +1

    Holy Bowserdude Batman

  • @marrvynswillames4975
    @marrvynswillames4975 8 месяцев назад

    What a blast from the past, i loved playing it with a cousin with the n64 emulator
    Shame it was the only mario kart I played

  • @FloridianFool
    @FloridianFool 8 месяцев назад

    On last place, thanks for agreeing with me on my one Mario Kart 64 opinion.

  • @purplyoshi6754
    @purplyoshi6754 8 месяцев назад +2

    Bowserdude jumpscare

  • @hellfireproductions4173
    @hellfireproductions4173 8 месяцев назад

    I remember playing this game with my mum as a kid on the N64. Shame I ain’t played it since.

  • @dm-sx6wf
    @dm-sx6wf 8 месяцев назад

    Finally, we have 64 Mario Kart games.

  • @BlueMarioGaming
    @BlueMarioGaming 3 месяца назад

    whenever you enter wario's stadium you can *never get out...*

  • @smackjack78
    @smackjack78 8 месяцев назад

    MK64 is a game that has aged, but I still have fun with it. It’s kinda in that guilty pleasure territory for me. The main thing I enjoy is the iconic sound bites of the characters and how players just get destroyed by everything. When someone bounces for ages because of getting combo’d by shells or a pit, that’s hilarious to me. Oh, and Battle Mode is great here. Not much more to be said there.
    As for the tracks, some of my favorites are the ominous Banshee Boardwalk, the epic Royal Raceway, the jolly Frappe Snowland, the chill as hell Koopa Troopa Beach, and of course, Bowser’s Castle!
    So yeah, MK64 is a cool game that I played on my Wii alongside the actual game for the Wii

  • @thegregbooyah
    @thegregbooyah 8 месяцев назад

    Glad I'm not the only one who loves #1

  • @killprecnt3702
    @killprecnt3702 8 месяцев назад

    I kinda forgot you didn't make a 64 track ranking video.

  • @fodv93
    @fodv93 8 месяцев назад

    I hope you go over super circuit since that was my first mario kart.

  • @thatnerdwithglasses8384
    @thatnerdwithglasses8384 8 месяцев назад

    Nowadays it’s more common to see people shit on this game rather than hype it up

  • @Lorddrago_69
    @Lorddrago_69 8 месяцев назад

    I thought yall were gonna pull a time huh with the time line at number 8 I'm sorry

  • @JakePerr636
    @JakePerr636 4 месяца назад

    Here’s my ranking:
    F
    16. Wario’s stadium
    D
    15. Rainbow road
    14. Kalimari desert
    13. Luigi raceway
    C
    12. Yoshi valley
    11. Mario raceway
    10. Moo moo farm
    9. Choco mountain
    8. Sherbet land
    B
    7. DK’s jungle parkway
    6. Frappe Snowland
    5. Banshee boardwalk
    4. Toads turnpike
    A
    3. Koopa troopa beach
    2. Royal raceway
    S
    1. Bowser castle

  • @hampterland
    @hampterland 8 месяцев назад +2

    if n64 rainbow road is so bad how come there's a n64 rainbow road 2

  • @Casethebase202
    @Casethebase202 8 месяцев назад +1

    I never played MK64 never
    But the only track was the worst is Toad's Turnpike

  • @DiegoMatos-u6u
    @DiegoMatos-u6u 4 месяца назад

    Here is my ranking of all Mario Kart 64 Tracks
    F-Tier
    16. N64 Wario’s Stadium
    15. N64 Rainbow Road
    D-Tier
    14. N64 Luigi Raceway
    13. N64 Moo Moo Farm
    12. N64 Sherbet Land
    11. N64 Kalamari Desert
    C-Tier
    10. N64 Toad’s Turnpike
    9. N64 Mario Raceway
    B-Tier
    8. N64 Royal Raceway
    7. N64 Chocolate Mountain
    A-Tier
    6. N64 Koopa Troopa Beach
    5. N64 Yoshi’s Valley
    4. N64 Banshee Boardwalk
    S-Tier
    3. N64 Frappe Snowland
    2. N64 DK’s Jungle Parkway
    1. N64 Bowser’s Castle

  • @lotus8709
    @lotus8709 8 месяцев назад

    It's honestly so sad how this games Rainbow Road get so many points subtracted for it's awful layout and length when it's one of the most iconic tracks in the entire series, with one of the best soundtracks as well...

    • @BiffWeed
      @BiffWeed  8 месяцев назад +3

      They had all the pieces but dropped the ball, it's so much more frustrating given how close they were to having a true banger on their hands

    • @hampterland
      @hampterland 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@BiffWeedat least it eventually got a chance to shine in 8

  • @JonathanFrostathan
    @JonathanFrostathan 8 месяцев назад

    Tiny Arena from Crash Team Racing is literally just a better version of Wario Stadium 64 in every way if you think about it.

    • @BiffWeed
      @BiffWeed  8 месяцев назад

      Haven’t played CTR so I’ll have to take your word on that

    • @JonathanFrostathan
      @JonathanFrostathan 8 месяцев назад

      @@BiffWeedTiny Arena is also going for the theme of "a fairly bumpy race in sand set in a stadium named after an enemy", even going as far as to have Tiny's face plastered in many places (albeit not quite to the same extent as Wario Stadium). It's much more enjoyable because of CTR's trick mechanic meaning that the bumps actually have a use, but even ignoring that, it still has more going on. Tiny Arena has a few mud pools that can slow you down and the bumps are placed closer to turns so you have to think about when to do tricks off of the bumps and think about how soon you turn. Also helps that it has its own music (albeit it's shared with a couple other courses, but it's more recognized as the theme for Tiny Arena instead of it being a generic stadium theme).

    • @NickMario1
      @NickMario1 8 месяцев назад

      @@JonathanFrostathanit’s my favorite track in that game

  • @Caidoz99
    @Caidoz99 7 месяцев назад

    I think I can tell what the bottom spot is by the thumbnail
    Edit: I was right

  • @cheese_master4204
    @cheese_master4204 8 месяцев назад +38

    0 views in 0 seconds. Bro fell off.

    • @gribblegrape6496
      @gribblegrape6496 8 месяцев назад +5

      Fr

    • @lemmyxpro
      @lemmyxpro 5 месяцев назад

      ​@hiilikepizza3197It still is to me, and many others. Don't be a party pooper.

  • @jacobhays8678
    @jacobhays8678 8 месяцев назад +1

    Fun game, but Diddy Kong Racing is better. Seriously, Nintendo, put it on NSO already.

  • @AwesomeMooseSmile
    @AwesomeMooseSmile 8 месяцев назад

    I'm seeing a lot of people are turning on Nintendo 64 games that they're playing for the First time on the Nintendo Switch Online for not being that good to control, and I just want to say if you are feeling that way, it's probably because the emulator is bad and not the game itself, because the input delay on the N64 NSO emulator is atrocious.

    • @BiffWeed
      @BiffWeed  8 месяцев назад

      Is that the case for all N64 games on the Switch? That’s where I played Mario 64 for the first time as well and loved it without noticing any issues with the controls there.

    • @AwesomeMooseSmile
      @AwesomeMooseSmile 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@BiffWeed I commonly play Mario 64 on PC and other places to the point that I'm not really a speedrunner, but I have a good feel for the game. With Mario 64 on NSO, while it's not unplayable and it's still fun, I definitely felt an input delay of like a half second, and it did feel noticeably worse.

    • @hampterland
      @hampterland 8 месяцев назад +1

      Nah, this game controls like shit even on original hardware. I love this janky-ass game but I'd be lying if I said it played well

  • @OmnicidalClown1992
    @OmnicidalClown1992 8 месяцев назад +3

    Nope. You lost me. The moment you put Rainbow Road in D-Tier, you immediately lost me.