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  • Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
  • Today I show the top posts of s/shittyskylines on reddit of the last week.
    #citiesskylines #meme #shittyskylines

Комментарии • 197

  • @giffaryarfalino21
    @giffaryarfalino21 2 года назад +472

    A hole inside the mountain and some sewage disposals in 0:00 and you finally recreated the Legendary Poop Mountain by RTGames.

    • @imperatur
      @imperatur  2 года назад +26

      Haha true

    • @Sleeper____1472
      @Sleeper____1472 2 года назад +11

      that or RCE, just need some rapids.

    • @bow-89
      @bow-89 3 месяца назад

      couuuntry roaaaaaads

  • @giffaryarfalino21
    @giffaryarfalino21 2 года назад +378

    2:15
    Don't give the American civil engineers, urban planners and politicians any other ideas.

  • @JNicoSR
    @JNicoSR 2 года назад +467

    This guy makes wonderful builds and it's a comediant, great channel

  • @rons3103
    @rons3103 2 года назад +109

    I think your Vanilla series map definitely needs a highway interchange like that @2:15! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @starrwulfe
    @starrwulfe 2 года назад +98

    0:32 is the reason I went for the pc version and 81 tiles after my first game on Xbox. Seriously, WTF can I do with 9 tiles?!

    • @jamieisausername
      @jamieisausername 2 года назад +5

      You can get the milestones

    • @dbclass4075
      @dbclass4075 2 года назад +1

      A small town? Some players deliberately try to keep a low population.

    • @jhn7
      @jhn7 2 года назад +1

      @@dbclass4075 yeah, quality over quantity

    • @jakobgeigelclermont
      @jakobgeigelclermont 2 года назад +6

      Quite a lot. As someone who played SimCity 2013 first, vanilla C:S has SO MUCH ROOM

    • @mrmaniac3
      @mrmaniac3 2 года назад +1

      @@jakobgeigelclermont I don't know what 2013 was like, but SC4 had regions with a few dozen city lots of varying sizes. That's the level of city builder I expect from now on. Nothing short of that will satisfy me. I need interconnected metro areas and regions.

  • @MrC0MPUT3R
    @MrC0MPUT3R Год назад +5

    That A380 landed way too smoothly to be a Cities: Skylines plane.

  • @YUMBL
    @YUMBL 2 года назад +201

    R O U N D A B O U T .

    • @imperatur
      @imperatur  2 года назад +29

      F V C K ‘E M

    • @mpcamposz
      @mpcamposz 2 года назад

      YEAH FVCK THEM.

      also sorry for stealing a screenshot from your video i really needed to make that meme

    • @carbonx0718
      @carbonx0718 2 года назад +1

      @@imperatur BIffa dislikes that!

    • @automation7295
      @automation7295 2 года назад +2

      @@carbonx0718 Biffa love them as much, he even add them everywhere, even when it's unnecessary

    • @lucasbarrett8137
      @lucasbarrett8137 2 года назад +3

      @@automation7295 funny enough, you used to be right until he actually deleted a roundabout for a timed traffic light in his recent American map

  • @Wasbever_14
    @Wasbever_14 2 года назад +99

    I love the funny meme side of this channel

  • @tropicalstorm24
    @tropicalstorm24 2 года назад +35

    I totally agree with the libraries. Half of the time, I don't even bother.

  • @RobBossOne
    @RobBossOne 2 года назад +25

    The airports in skylines scare me lol

  • @bricks_and_cities
    @bricks_and_cities 2 года назад +50

    This is all so true. I guess this is what makes Cities: Skylines so fun.

    • @mrmaniac3
      @mrmaniac3 2 года назад +2

      Yes, at the same time however I hate this game so much lmao

  • @Watchmanskey
    @Watchmanskey 2 года назад +14

    2:26 False. No airplanes circling the airport like vultures waiting to land

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 2 года назад +1

      Or they're just eternally stuck circling the skies because you don't have enough space to build a new runway

    • @tales9476
      @tales9476 2 года назад

      I mean, IRL, airplanes do a lot of circling, particularly at busy airports whenever they have slight hiccups in runway service.

  • @Idontknowwhattocallmyself
    @Idontknowwhattocallmyself 2 года назад +17

    that airport one was so accurate it made me laugh so much

  • @trooper225
    @trooper225 2 года назад +66

    Ur my No.1 Cities skylines RUclipsr

    • @tokatl1282
      @tokatl1282 2 года назад +6

      Me to

    • @imperatur
      @imperatur  2 года назад +10

      Wow thanks! That‘s so nice to hear☺️

    • @whitepfp.c
      @whitepfp.c 2 года назад +2

      @@imperatur same!

    • @smoken81
      @smoken81 2 года назад +1

      Girl, same

  • @melon2692
    @melon2692 2 года назад +20

    0:46
    But hey, at least you've unlocked the cathedral by then

  • @mohamedmedhat2436
    @mohamedmedhat2436 2 года назад +4

    Elon musk's genius solution to traffic congestion; *more lanes*

  • @fedorchib
    @fedorchib 2 года назад +7

    0:35 This could fit amazingly that video about Putin playing CSL
    - Vladimir Vladimirovich, we're removed the bus stop and that why all these people...
    - Is that an illegal demonstration? *Builds police station near*

  • @mrpizzach1221
    @mrpizzach1221 2 года назад +34

    We need more video like this one!

  • @TeddyRadko
    @TeddyRadko 2 года назад +10

    Shitties or cities. Sometimes difference is very small. 😂

  • @nxghthrra
    @nxghthrra 2 года назад +7

    That's another amazing format you've created. Keep up the hard work!

  • @clnetrooper
    @clnetrooper 2 года назад +6

    Yumbl's meme got me, not gonna lie

  • @Wasbever_14
    @Wasbever_14 2 года назад +12

    The last one must be fkn scary

  • @Admiral45-10
    @Admiral45-10 2 года назад +5

    When you want to use your Train Station, but you didn't connect it to any road:
    *No way*
    *No f-ing way*

  • @Nahtn
    @Nahtn 2 года назад +5

    This channel is amazing, I’ve been watching for a while, but now I will subscribe!

    • @imperatur
      @imperatur  2 года назад

      Thanks for your support bro!

  • @MGstaR17
    @MGstaR17 2 года назад +12

    The terrain tool... nice memories. XD

  • @AndysLagCorner
    @AndysLagCorner 2 года назад +1

    The Airport one. THE AIRPORT ONE!

  • @Myne1001
    @Myne1001 2 года назад +2

    1:04 The great paywall

  • @YetAnotherGeorgeth
    @YetAnotherGeorgeth 2 года назад +6

    I take issue with the last one. The plane needs to fly in at an 80 degree angle and somehow stick the landing and everyone is fine!

  • @dr.mr.sirelegant4397
    @dr.mr.sirelegant4397 2 года назад +10

    Is Cities Skylines or this life freaking me out???

  • @rpdrajev
    @rpdrajev 2 года назад +1

    1:26 pretty much any kind of public service building is like that. Absurd service radius :D

  • @desto13c
    @desto13c 2 года назад +3

    The shittest part about vanilla is the service coverage.

    • @n.o6889
      @n.o6889 2 года назад

      services cover the whole map, the green area is the land value increase

    • @dbclass4075
      @dbclass4075 2 года назад +1

      @@n.o6889 Though the issue of vehicle dispatch logic remains.

    • @n.o6889
      @n.o6889 2 года назад

      @@dbclass4075 yes obiously

  • @supermir168
    @supermir168 2 года назад +1

    0:39 those cursed cars on the peds walking thing

    • @markcopper71
      @markcopper71 2 года назад +1

      im you from a different universe

    • @supermir168
      @supermir168 2 года назад

      @@markcopper71 i know

  • @SamuelCraft.
    @SamuelCraft. 4 месяца назад +1

    The airplane Physics in this game is horrible seriously

  • @nathanieldewitt1794
    @nathanieldewitt1794 2 года назад +1

    1:40 looks like every attempt of mine to build a city on console but some random streets now has an invisible stop sign I can’t remove and now 90% of commercial traffic doesn’t flow and backs up public transportation.

  • @yoongzy
    @yoongzy 2 года назад +8

    Oh my god I hope there's more of these!!!

  • @SShiJie
    @SShiJie 2 года назад +6

    So many thing can be improved
    Plane AI is still quite dumb, also I cannot create a taxiway that crosses the End of a runway or planes will use that as a short vertical take off...
    Still waiting for Metro Depot💀
    I gotta agree with the Library, its wierd to have a library every few blocks because of that range...

  • @nvagn
    @nvagn 2 года назад +1

    Basically my every city in C:S, especially the underground freeway madness (which if done right actually surprisingly works well)

  • @Skibidy_rizzler_
    @Skibidy_rizzler_ 2 года назад +1

    My favourite cities skylines reddit page

  • @TheJudoJoker
    @TheJudoJoker 2 года назад +3

    Love that subreddit. This gonna be a new series I hope??

  • @xdeser2949
    @xdeser2949 2 года назад +1

    0:45 Fifty thousand people used to live here....now its a ghost town

  • @tilspielt375
    @tilspielt375 2 года назад

    My libary usage: 9-10 in a week, all tourists

  • @dragonsyc2000
    @dragonsyc2000 2 года назад +3

    Just use Move It on the tree, LOL

  • @MohammedKhan-bt7el
    @MohammedKhan-bt7el 2 года назад +1

    See I am the exact opposite of freeway guy, I make my city as dense as possible but inadvertantly prevent the construction of unique buildings

  • @KnownAsKenji
    @KnownAsKenji Год назад

    @1:00 because he looked at the rates of renting a fast food place in a dense residential area and immediately said 'Yup it's the boonies fer me'

  • @peterrehm490
    @peterrehm490 2 года назад +1

    Yea the library never makes any sense.

  • @spectex304
    @spectex304 2 года назад +2

    Yumbl one cracked me

  • @eusoueu5504
    @eusoueu5504 2 года назад +1

    Me watching this while cities skylines takes forever to load

  • @baronblackdragon9078
    @baronblackdragon9078 2 года назад

    Ok these city skyline memes are bussin ngl 🥶

  • @starinq
    @starinq 2 года назад +1

    Nothing like a good episode of Shitties: Skylines

  • @edwardmiessner6502
    @edwardmiessner6502 2 года назад +1

    1:51 When you have four freeways making an arterial road intersection and four dead end freeways, you don't do a timed traffic light you build the world's largest rotary, or high-speed roundabout! 😆😆🤜🤛👍

  • @thomasyip1925
    @thomasyip1925 2 года назад

    0:20 He should have name a 'SUS' city

  • @paquettemd
    @paquettemd 2 года назад +1

    Oh my city skylines in a nutshell but still my number one city skylines RUclipsr

  • @growingup15
    @growingup15 2 года назад +3

    This video was a whole mood

  • @EmeraldoTheoTown
    @EmeraldoTheoTown 2 года назад

    *Having to see crazy pictures that makes sense 😂😂*

  • @amusingveilpro4813
    @amusingveilpro4813 2 года назад +1

    2:15 is literally just houston

  • @CubeAtlantic
    @CubeAtlantic 2 года назад

    This is legit hilarious bc some of these cities-subruban areas aren't even bad, or vapid in my eyes. 😂☠️

  • @diegonavarro4146
    @diegonavarro4146 2 года назад

    glad knowing i aint the only one having these same problems

  • @carbonx0718
    @carbonx0718 2 года назад

    I need more Cities Skylines memes pls 👀😂

  • @Hoehlenmaensch
    @Hoehlenmaensch 2 года назад +1

    unrealistic. Planes are never spaced that far apart. I have a tiny airport, i barely fund, and its just a congaline ._.

  • @gamebox3263
    @gamebox3263 2 года назад +1

    They really need to improve road management in the game.

  • @lancisman
    @lancisman 2 года назад +1

    Thanks for including mine. It was the one at 0:57.

    • @imperatur
      @imperatur  2 года назад

      Thanks for posting😋

  • @theseagullwithteeth116
    @theseagullwithteeth116 2 года назад +3

    I see Elon slander, I like the video

  • @CursorXH
    @CursorXH 2 года назад

    Everyone gangster untill the game save loading bar at 99% but freeze

  • @dutch_asocialite
    @dutch_asocialite 2 года назад

    I don't give a damn about Cities: Skylines, I just want to know how to have fun in Animal Crossing.

  • @Палководецъ
    @Палководецъ 2 года назад +3

    memes are fun indeed

    • @imperatur
      @imperatur  2 года назад +1

      I‘m glad to hear that:)

  • @Somskidos
    @Somskidos 2 года назад

    The last one was so accurate

  • @TheAtomicANetwork
    @TheAtomicANetwork 2 года назад +2

    When do we ever get a harbor dlc

  • @trip1
    @trip1 Год назад

    YAY the meme in the intro is back lolol

  • @kenetickups6146
    @kenetickups6146 2 года назад

    The thing is large tunnels would help solve traffic on the surface
    elong made SINGLE kane tunnels

  • @Creatim3D
    @Creatim3D 2 года назад +2

    Ur meme side is hilarious, 👑🤣

    • @imperatur
      @imperatur  2 года назад

      I‘m glad to hear that:)

  • @svis6888
    @svis6888 2 года назад +4

    You channel is now complete

  • @aleksanderwezranowski1952
    @aleksanderwezranowski1952 2 года назад

    Man could you make a tutorial for this beatiful lowered train station? 0:37

  • @david_2609
    @david_2609 2 года назад

    Relatable - Auf ganzer Linie

  • @kevinreyes-prietosolorzano3697
    @kevinreyes-prietosolorzano3697 2 года назад +1

    The plane in cities skylines can rotate 90° to turn left and right 😃without problems

  • @itz_ivogameryt5937
    @itz_ivogameryt5937 2 года назад +1

    Bro please keep doing these xD

  • @shacharmarkovich2563
    @shacharmarkovich2563 2 года назад +2

    Your best video so far!!!
    Please do Part 2!!!!!

    • @imperatur
      @imperatur  2 года назад +2

      Thanks! When enough people will watch it😛

  • @dr.mr.sirelegant4397
    @dr.mr.sirelegant4397 2 года назад +6

    Interesting... 🤣🤣🤣

  • @GenericInternetter
    @GenericInternetter 2 года назад

    I could watch hours of these

  • @Prem0133
    @Prem0133 2 года назад

    0:24 i thinks you need electricity because of the lights.

  • @arridhofa
    @arridhofa 2 года назад +1

    This meme hits me right on the nut. Yea thats all me on that video

  • @DamienAlexander
    @DamienAlexander 2 года назад

    I accidentally started this video on 2x speed and it was the wackiest thing ever.

  • @jdd_yt
    @jdd_yt 2 года назад

    Proud member of shitty skylines 👋

  • @NCXDesigns
    @NCXDesigns 2 года назад

    +1 for the Musk disaster. Keep it up!

  • @novavqz3147
    @novavqz3147 2 года назад

    This aint memes, this is how thr game truly is

  • @mpcamposz
    @mpcamposz 2 года назад +1

    YAY I'm twice on the list!

  • @NoahGooder
    @NoahGooder 2 года назад +1

    I laughed way too hard at this

  • @abandonedaccount123
    @abandonedaccount123 2 года назад

    0:06 literally the backrooms

  • @RandomContent452
    @RandomContent452 15 часов назад

    For some reason i just can reload the game and i can play it normaly

  • @DantesSagan
    @DantesSagan 7 месяцев назад

    2:15 хахахахахаахахахахах это просто великолепно! :D

  • @cristianruiz1972
    @cristianruiz1972 2 года назад

    2:16 Beatifull.

  • @emubbq
    @emubbq 2 года назад +1

    Ah yes, PERFECTION

  • @citiesinsane8519
    @citiesinsane8519 2 года назад +1

    Wunderschön chaotisch.....

  • @MeriYaika
    @MeriYaika 2 года назад +2

    needs more fun videos :D

  • @I-never-get-scammed
    @I-never-get-scammed Год назад

    Cities skylines> shity skylines

  • @moinulahsan600
    @moinulahsan600 2 года назад

    We need sequel of this game

  • @amadeosendiulo2137
    @amadeosendiulo2137 2 года назад

    1:38 Bigos District? Sounds Polish.

  • @thisistori1
    @thisistori1 2 года назад

    this video made my day

  • @Taco_By
    @Taco_By 2 года назад

    This is gold i love it

  • @bossfight6125
    @bossfight6125 2 года назад

    Should have been when you try to make an island

  • @santoi
    @santoi 2 года назад +4

    Hi