Minecraft's Most Mind-Blowing Inventions...

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @maniacmemes5746
    @maniacmemes5746 3 года назад +3561

    "So you're engineer huh ?"
    "Yes "
    "What engineer? "
    "red stone engineer"
    "you're hired"

    • @grappleronyt4662
      @grappleronyt4662 3 года назад +20

      Underrated comment

    • @Uknee-grow
      @Uknee-grow 3 года назад +17

      Your fired

    • @ramiel7666
      @ramiel7666 3 года назад +18

      "But...you need a public relations manager?" "Don't care , still hired!"

    • @Athena_142
      @Athena_142 3 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @-_--__---___----
      @-_--__---___---- 3 года назад +3

      i know it's a joke but why would you apply for a job if you're an engineer

  • @depressedpotato6729
    @depressedpotato6729 3 года назад +730

    3:14 imagine bringing your friends in Minecraft for a “boss battle” and you do this and terrify them while dressed up

    • @Azure9577
      @Azure9577 3 года назад +14

      Lmao

    • @nixxin09
      @nixxin09 3 года назад +20

      That would be terrifying

    • @Vincent-jq6uk
      @Vincent-jq6uk 3 года назад +5

      Uh oh

    • @8venus8
      @8venus8 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @marfit77
      @marfit77 3 года назад +8

      Godzilla has entered the chat

  • @vvixserus7104
    @vvixserus7104 3 года назад +2139

    Mumbo Jumbo: You know, it's pretty easy and simple to do-

  • @mikesdynasty1
    @mikesdynasty1 Год назад +368

    I like how the inventions went from “haha funny minecarts bouncing” to a fully automatic bomber plane

  • @wayalon9728
    @wayalon9728 3 года назад +2499

    The first build: An intricate world destroying system capable of destroying bedrock
    The second build: *B r i d g e s*

    • @wayalon9728
      @wayalon9728 3 года назад +27

      @@go2ministries848 Ma’am this a minecraft video

    • @wayalon9728
      @wayalon9728 3 года назад +11

      @@go2ministries848 And anyway I am muslim

    • @Zach_Keith
      @Zach_Keith 3 года назад +11

      @@wayalon9728 Happy Ramadhan Mubarak

    • @wayalon9728
      @wayalon9728 3 года назад +8

      Ramadan Mubarak to you aswell!

    • @miuiswaifu
      @miuiswaifu 3 года назад +5

      @@go2ministries848 hey, not everyone if ur religion fyi

  • @Bxrry
    @Bxrry 3 года назад +34616

    Onlyfans in Minecraft?

    • @Bastod1922
      @Bastod1922 3 года назад +886

      Lmao only 2 likes

    • @Sylau369
      @Sylau369 3 года назад +1061

      I’m scared to admit it but that would be like 10k iq, imagine if your playing MC and you can do that. Nothing sus here, just playing MC

    • @Cripppel
      @Cripppel 3 года назад +369

      PUT THAT BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT

    • @miuiswaifu
      @miuiswaifu 3 года назад +80

      The people below me are now not gae (unless you actually are)

    • @Arcond
      @Arcond 3 года назад +32

      Mouskegamers old discord pfp!!

  • @clairet5636
    @clairet5636 3 года назад +4858

    I don’t even understand how red stone works normally, this is insane.

    • @BrianGriffinASMR
      @BrianGriffinASMR 3 года назад +186

      Same, I don’t even understand how a comparator works

    • @FikiCar0
      @FikiCar0 3 года назад +115

      Most of these such as calculator and computer dont use any fancy redstone. They are basically just breadboard circuts implemented in minecraft.

    • @mrduke5058
      @mrduke5058 3 года назад +9

      Same

    • @Speed74LP
      @Speed74LP 3 года назад +162

      Redstone is basically the core of what a real computer does and uses. A bit, a 0 or 1 signal, thats what redstone basically is and since that is the core of every computer and software, you can actually build computers and other technology in minecraft using redstone.

    • @clairet5636
      @clairet5636 3 года назад +32

      @@Speed74LP mind blowing

  • @ShadeFC
    @ShadeFC 2 года назад +740

    We could've been clear of every disease and solved world hunger but our best minds are creating stuff with redstone in minecraft lol

    • @pookiekisser
      @pookiekisser 2 года назад +17

      true lmao

    • @skymed3095
      @skymed3095 2 года назад +23

      I mean this isn't bad too 🤷‍♂️

    • @LaVaZ000
      @LaVaZ000 2 года назад +5

      Yeah our best minds play minecraft all day, no

    • @uwu-xx3ib
      @uwu-xx3ib 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/amZAqwWXkQc/видео.html sauce

    • @orcaellabrevirostris5172
      @orcaellabrevirostris5172 2 года назад +18

      Jokes aside, there's a problem that make some of our best minds not interested in innovating in real life

  • @mysticat
    @mysticat 3 года назад +1181

    Minecraft in Minecraft

    • @fishyplayz2865
      @fishyplayz2865 3 года назад +16

      Minecraft in Minecraft in Minecraft

    • @mynameluvsdragonscancelled6759
      @mynameluvsdragonscancelled6759 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/BNwQf6nuvMc/видео.html

    • @anandareisya2396
      @anandareisya2396 3 года назад +10

      "i am 4 parallel universes ahead of you"

    • @wyfyr6287
      @wyfyr6287 3 года назад +6

      Minecraft in Minecraft in Minecraft in Minecraft in Minecraft in Minecraft in Minecraft

    • @pika3207
      @pika3207 3 года назад +4

      Minecraft in Minecraft in Minecraft in Minecraft in Minecraft in Minecraft in Minecraft

  • @onyxcode
    @onyxcode 3 года назад +2140

    "And the first thing you're welcomed with is a deserted wasteland, made of stone, lava and obsidian."
    *_2B2T has joined the chat._*

  • @sophiescribbles8504
    @sophiescribbles8504 3 года назад +1882

    “Stone, lava, and obsidian”
    *shows stone, lava, and bedrock*

    • @ev-sb
      @ev-sb 3 года назад +24

      Lol I was looking for this comment

    • @henryrussell021
      @henryrussell021 3 года назад +11

      That’s exactly what I thought

    • @theboone3848
      @theboone3848 3 года назад +4

      same lmao

    • @inchrys2
      @inchrys2 3 года назад +1

      i was boitta comment that

    • @rovnn
      @rovnn 3 года назад +1

      That's a mind blowing invention

  • @Golden_Ryan
    @Golden_Ryan 2 года назад +118

    I like how you can make a literal computer in Minecraft but armor stands moving up and down makes it lag

  • @DanMan
    @DanMan 3 года назад +6123

    i guess minecraft has not been around for more than a decade this time

    • @SebaLu_
      @SebaLu_ 3 года назад +19

      Oh,Hi Dan!im subbed (also 1st reply but IDRC)

    • @wandahoi_.
      @wandahoi_. 3 года назад +5

      True

    • @kartinibpom12
      @kartinibpom12 3 года назад +2

      69 likes

    • @wasquash
      @wasquash 3 года назад +3

      Eheheh hahaha. Inch mega. Bcgenncb. NIICEE DE R CNFIEI

    • @j.e.rgaming463
      @j.e.rgaming463 3 года назад +2

      e

  • @RandomLorence
    @RandomLorence 3 года назад +666

    0:00: Introduction
    1:28: Super Quarry
    1:17: Headless Piston Machine
    1:59: AFK Bridge Builder
    3:03: XBOX 360 Connect
    3:40: 256 × 256 Door
    4:20: 15 × 15 Retractable Door
    4:28: Wave Machine
    4:49: Bomber Plane
    5:11: Working Redstone Calculator
    5:54: Quad-Core Redstone Computer
    6:22: Lag Machine
    7:12: Pillager Raid Farm
    8:19: Mob Switch
    9:05: Rideable Flying Machine
    9:29: Mincart Redstone Elevator
    9:42: Ender Pearl Stasis Chamber
    9:59: Hard Advancement Obtainer
    10:35: Do you guys still do this??
    10:48: Outro

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 3 года назад +16790

    He really put Terraria music in a Minecraft video

    • @sagarkapare3110
      @sagarkapare3110 3 года назад +231

      Good

    • @melimistaken
      @melimistaken 3 года назад +331

      I've never seen a verified person with only 4 likes in 7 hours

    • @cobalt_ink6114
      @cobalt_ink6114 3 года назад +65

      Ok check mark

    • @InfinityBS
      @InfinityBS 3 года назад +96

      People: see check mark
      People: 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @NobodyInParticular...
      @NobodyInParticular... 3 года назад +47

      Ikr it's terrable
      This is fun joke calm down

  • @wannabewyvern
    @wannabewyvern 2 года назад +35

    Just 5 seconds in, the giant cat made from blocks moving around using video imput is one of the most adorable and incredible things I have ever seen. That would be amazing to just see moving around in a Minecraft world.

    • @brownfamily1892
      @brownfamily1892 Год назад

      Imagine a co-op minigame where the goal is to traverse an obstacle course but your friend has to make the pathway by moving in front of their camera so you can move through the game

  • @Zaryannn
    @Zaryannn 3 года назад +1142

    Mumbo jumbo be like:"it's actually really simple redstone"

    • @SAL-9000
      @SAL-9000 3 года назад +23

      You forgot "...which I copied from gnembon, ilmango, and RayWorks."

    • @notlightbeam4889
      @notlightbeam4889 3 года назад

      @@SAL-9000 :/

    • @Leoplayz1816
      @Leoplayz1816 3 года назад

      Notnico be like try to do that loser

    • @ArgyleAuroraAurealis
      @ArgyleAuroraAurealis 3 года назад +3

      And then improved them

    • @SAL-9000
      @SAL-9000 3 года назад +1

      @@ArgyleAuroraAurealis LOL, No!

  • @leghost5247
    @leghost5247 3 года назад +631

    timestamps:
    0:00 intro
    0:20 super quarry
    2:10 afk bridge (and other similar things)
    3:02 the cat (y'know)
    3:32 he tells you to sub
    3:40 big door
    4:28 wave thingy it's rainbow
    4:49 bomber plane
    5:18 Math.
    5:54 computer
    6:32 lag machine
    7:26 farm
    8:24 mob switch. (no mobs)
    9:14 easy + useful
    9:59 every potion effect at once

    • @crss7903
      @crss7903 3 года назад +106

      You forgot the last one

    • @leghost5247
      @leghost5247 3 года назад +27

      @@crss7903 oh sorry i was like half asleep when i made these

    • @4ltrz555
      @4ltrz555 3 года назад +38

      Dude no you forgot the most important invention of all

    • @LukeyPlayz2004
      @LukeyPlayz2004 3 года назад +62

      10:44 *OH GOD WHAT HAVE THEY DONE*

    • @chanrin3182
      @chanrin3182 3 года назад +14

      @@LukeyPlayz2004 Reproduction

  • @StoneNicolas93
    @StoneNicolas93 3 года назад +435

    0:18 "And the first thing you're welcomed with is a deserted wasteland, made of stone, lava and obsidian."
    2b2t: me?

    • @gabbyhall3799
      @gabbyhall3799 3 года назад +12

      oh that is what a brand new 2b2t players see's every day BEFORE they get brutally murdered

    • @redacted3670
      @redacted3670 3 года назад +3

      @@gabbyhall3799 escaping is ez unlesss u have a negative iq

    • @madss22ooostoo
      @madss22ooostoo 3 года назад

      Wdym by 2b2t?

    • @Kahridk
      @Kahridk 3 года назад +3

      @@madss22ooostoo the. oldest. anarchy. server

    • @madss22ooostoo
      @madss22ooostoo 3 года назад

      @@Kahridk oh thx

  • @Manan_Gupta
    @Manan_Gupta 2 года назад +20

    5:58 Damn someone made this gigantic computer just to be called SOMEBODY
    LMAO

  • @alexisholman73
    @alexisholman73 3 года назад +3217

    Human ingenuity never ceases to surprise me. Even in a virtual world of cubes, our creativity has no bounds. Fantastic

    • @99thExtent
      @99thExtent 3 года назад +45

      not our some of us

    • @ehsome
      @ehsome 3 года назад +18

      @@99thExtent have to agree with this

    • @ehsome
      @ehsome 3 года назад +35

      although. there is probably enough potential in everyone to create something about a certain topic if they're inspired and motivated enough

    • @witchking008
      @witchking008 3 года назад +13

      As an adult i never regret playing minecraft everyday

    • @djriqky9581
      @djriqky9581 3 года назад +7

      @@99thExtent exactly some of our fellow humans CPUs are still slower than ti 88s

  • @emmancrafts.
    @emmancrafts. 3 года назад +3011

    Just imagine doing math at school, then your teacher says get your calculators and you decide to use the Redstone Calculator

    • @Type75Advance
      @Type75Advance 3 года назад +96

      No phones and video games at school
      Redstone calculator:I am inevitable

    • @Extremezotako
      @Extremezotako 3 года назад +7

      Lol

    • @emmancrafts.
      @emmancrafts. 3 года назад +5

      @@Type75Advance tehc

    • @miniloaf2274
      @miniloaf2274 3 года назад +8

      Something useful for online school for once.

    • @emmancrafts.
      @emmancrafts. 3 года назад

      @@ErenYeager-wx1ir lol 😂

  • @iccnega
    @iccnega 3 года назад +2371

    “Hey man wanna enter my house?”
    “Oh sure”
    “Kay, let me just open my door”
    *waits for 30 minutes*

  • @okdarius
    @okdarius 3 года назад +12

    That invention at the end was truly eye opening, seems like I'll have to pay a visit to the game after 5 years.

  • @LegoMaestro
    @LegoMaestro 3 года назад +4963

    0 days since our last Sipover banger video

    • @zylanderr
      @zylanderr 3 года назад +10

      True

    • @zylanderr
      @zylanderr 3 года назад +8

      Wait 11 seconds ago? What

    • @turtlewizward
      @turtlewizward 3 года назад +4

      true

    • @P0LAND
      @P0LAND 3 года назад +32

      182 days since our last Lego Maestro banger comment

    • @CosiestDisc
      @CosiestDisc 3 года назад +2

      true

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +8396

    It blows my mind how much time and effort people put into these spectacular inventions

    • @calimber
      @calimber 3 года назад +144

      I think NASA should hire them

    • @DantePLAYZ1214
      @DantePLAYZ1214 3 года назад +44

      Hi again, hope you’re doing good bro

    • @c.b.7153
      @c.b.7153 3 года назад +146

      @@calimber nah, THEY should hire NASA

    • @davesmith8280
      @davesmith8280 3 года назад +13

      Hey it’s you again

    • @mugiwaraamv8377
      @mugiwaraamv8377 3 года назад +6

      hey again

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 3 года назад +700

    We need someone to make a moving Howl's Moving Castle in Minecraft. That would be the coolest base.

    • @martiddy
      @martiddy 3 года назад +17

      Alan Becker already did that ruclips.net/video/T5gmrib2opc/видео.html

    • @pwnwin
      @pwnwin 3 года назад +2

      It’d be so unlivable lol. Imagine having the ground being pushed by pistons every 2 seconds.
      But of course, archimedes mod is for you.

    • @user-vt6jq6pf9c
      @user-vt6jq6pf9c 3 года назад +1

      5:48 the fact that someone build this who ever built this is a math and Minecraft genius

    • @Nyerguds
      @Nyerguds 3 года назад +3

      Fairly sure Mumbo did that. Or the concept at least.

    • @pika3207
      @pika3207 3 года назад

      ok

  • @ozgamerab8780
    @ozgamerab8780 Год назад +3

    “But I didn’t get the bedrock, because uh uh, it’s bedrock :)”
    Most relatable thing

  • @bootycrackhead9854
    @bootycrackhead9854 3 года назад +462

    2b2t's EMP is probably one of the most impressive lag machines I have ever seen, not crashing the server but killing everyone who were using elytras

    • @roadtof1.
      @roadtof1. 3 года назад +32

      and making the creators unkillable

    • @Solidslicer
      @Solidslicer 3 года назад +3

      Hol up I need to research this

    • @corbina9849
      @corbina9849 3 года назад

      Lmao ok fit boy

    • @Markjay22
      @Markjay22 3 года назад

      And delete hit box

    • @Agentekd
      @Agentekd 3 года назад

      @@Markjay22 and invis

  • @seaweedbanana4663
    @seaweedbanana4663 3 года назад +4300

    The “Sheep f*cker 9000” is truly a revolutionary invention

    • @user-RCM
      @user-RCM 3 года назад +25

      Lol

    • @ctnc17
      @ctnc17 3 года назад +84

      how else are we going to up the world lamb count?

    • @AceSilver7528
      @AceSilver7528 3 года назад +115

      The cockandballtortureinator

    • @Reaper45rtg
      @Reaper45rtg 3 года назад +15

      this made me laugh way to much

    • @griff714
      @griff714 3 года назад +15

      We have recently gone over the industrial revolution in history why hasn’t it mention this

  • @mrpearson993
    @mrpearson993 3 года назад +558

    "The bomber plane uses 28 different tnt dupers..."
    Technoblade: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!

    • @scourgex1479
      @scourgex1479 3 года назад +15

      Technoplaaaaaane!

    • @someprofile6965
      @someprofile6965 3 года назад +4

      How to win every war with your faction

    • @Lilaph_
      @Lilaph_ 3 года назад +1

      Was there some kind of need to randomly put techno in here?

    • @creatorsoulchan
      @creatorsoulchan 3 года назад +2

      @@Lilaph_ dsmp . . .

    • @Aimobilko
      @Aimobilko 3 года назад

      28 PLANES!

  • @InitialPC
    @InitialPC 2 года назад +9

    the quarry one genuinely frightens me, that thing is basically galactus

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian 3 года назад +5882

    Oh my god these are some really impressive machines lmao, didn’t know most of these existed. Very awesome

  • @monkebunsy
    @monkebunsy 3 года назад +2994

    Imagine at the end he says, “oh yeah, and these were all in hardcore”

    • @crissanti8206
      @crissanti8206 3 года назад +48

      The super quarry blow my mind( and all the inventions)

    • @Sir.Ryuz0
      @Sir.Ryuz0 3 года назад +86

      The sheep one is really *HARDCORE*

    • @neoclydetechnology1946
      @neoclydetechnology1946 3 года назад +23

      The 'how did we get here' achievement machine was done in hard mode

    • @czvern
      @czvern 3 года назад +3

      @@neoclydetechnology1946 what do you have to do to get it

    • @neoclydetechnology1946
      @neoclydetechnology1946 3 года назад +4

      @@czvern watch wadzee's video, he uploaded it to his hardcore series

  • @gracewang1959
    @gracewang1959 3 года назад +1479

    You forgot the crazy people who build sorting machines for non-stackable items

    • @andreasioannides5780
      @andreasioannides5780 3 года назад +25

      The true intellectuals

    • @dawidek4267
      @dawidek4267 3 года назад +73

      I cant even build a f***ing 3x3 door but i dont care

    • @justnila3585
      @justnila3585 3 года назад +16

      @@dawidek4267 you don’t have to censor words

    • @thesun7960
      @thesun7960 3 года назад +14

      @@justnila3585 haven't gotten banned by RUclips yet? You wouldn't get it :( , got vanned 2 times.

    • @gracewang1959
      @gracewang1959 3 года назад

      @Sophia Yujiao Sun I care, IT'S EEVEE! Who wouldn't care?

  • @CrueI_Klng
    @CrueI_Klng 2 года назад +1

    All the inventions 0:20 1:30 2:17 3:06 3:53 4:29 4:57 5:22 5:57 6:32 7:12 7:40 8:30 9:14

  • @WojtekXD-bx7jb
    @WojtekXD-bx7jb 3 года назад +1462

    Sipover: *Shows a machine that can destroy the entire overworld leaving only like 3-5 layers on blocks*
    2B2T: First time?

    • @UniqueGamerGod
      @UniqueGamerGod 3 года назад +5

      HAHA

    • @WojtekXD-bx7jb
      @WojtekXD-bx7jb 3 года назад +36

      @@UniqueGamerGod Yea, the *ENTIRE* spawn is just bedrock, if bedrock was breakable then there would be NOTHING at spawn...

    • @jwwr8408
      @jwwr8408 3 года назад +20

      @@WojtekXD-bx7jb not really, it’s just full of withers and lava casts

    • @WojtekXD-bx7jb
      @WojtekXD-bx7jb 3 года назад +5

      @@jwwr8408 Yea but it's mess on the same level as after this machine's work

    • @nayy_ira6697
      @nayy_ira6697 3 года назад +2

      how do u go in 2b2t lol

  • @RaysWorks
    @RaysWorks 3 года назад +2630

    Great video, thanks for the shout out! You did miscredit a few things you cited people that used these machines in their worlds rather than the person who came up with them. Like the shulker mob switch was invented by me but other people use it in their worlds.

    • @AaAa-ke6cz
      @AaAa-ke6cz 3 года назад +93

      i've seen this as a kinda big problem not just here but if people build farms and such there are stolen designs and miscredited designs

    • @CraftyMasterman
      @CraftyMasterman 3 года назад +14

      hehe

    • @user-mi2pg9pl5z
      @user-mi2pg9pl5z 3 года назад +4

      👍

    • @muffy4671
      @muffy4671 3 года назад +4

      @@CraftyMasterman hi

    • @dumbabsurd5745
      @dumbabsurd5745 3 года назад +2

      Pog

  • @Keb1c
    @Keb1c 3 года назад +427

    He definitely saved the best for last

  • @mr.waffleson8871
    @mr.waffleson8871 Год назад +6

    3:20 bro thought he was mrbeast

  • @mattclov6943
    @mattclov6943 3 года назад +656

    “A wasteland of stone, lava, and obsidian”
    Well my friend, let me introduce you to the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft

    • @Mewmew-y4m
      @Mewmew-y4m 3 года назад +26

      "obsidian sky"
      and
      lava wall

    • @pietrocatalano4285
      @pietrocatalano4285 3 года назад +24

      Yeah, for a second I thought he was going to talk about 2b2t.

    • @nerfjanetreal
      @nerfjanetreal 3 года назад +5

      Obsidian spikes,flying house pieces and bedrock houses

    • @cptlemon8859
      @cptlemon8859 3 года назад +6

      "FitMC has entered the chat"

    • @safron2442
      @safron2442 3 года назад +5

      "Slave labor was used to construct a giant owo in the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft"

  • @stefmooscleman1922
    @stefmooscleman1922 3 года назад +417

    Guy:invents super quarry
    Me who can't figure out why my lever next to my door won't work.

    • @DerpPotato2116
      @DerpPotato2116 3 года назад +9

      Same bro

    • @tonyzacaharyaliac8662
      @tonyzacaharyaliac8662 3 года назад

      i can relate

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 3 года назад +2

      Me who didn’t even know how to use an observer until I watched a RUclips video

    • @williammason9621
      @williammason9621 3 года назад +1

      Me building a modular flying machine that launches tnt forward in case of an obstacle using only slime blocks, dispensers, pistons, observer, and tnt.

    • @beefybert9354
      @beefybert9354 3 года назад +3

      @@williammason9621 ooo sorry don’t hurt me

  • @shiftwavez8559
    @shiftwavez8559 3 года назад +113

    3:10 top 10 most difficult boss battles

  • @PokeGamer025
    @PokeGamer025 2 года назад +3

    Instead of using all these complex red stone currents and stuff, I just make a stone tube filled with scaffolding that has doors at the very top and the very bottom and call it a good Minecraft elevator.

  • @PanPan-zs1is
    @PanPan-zs1is 3 года назад +589

    Mod creators:how about we mod th-
    Redstone geniuses:We don't do that here

  • @Gameplayer1500X
    @Gameplayer1500X 3 года назад +312

    i remember back in alpha seeing a redstone calculator that was only able to add and subtract single digit and being amazed. How far we've come since then

  • @FBI-ep1ts
    @FBI-ep1ts 3 года назад +749

    Machine that destroys literally everything in it’s path:
    *Low Rank*
    Big boi door:
    *High Rank*

  • @BugzyBoy
    @BugzyBoy Год назад +3

    3:20 M R B E A S T

  • @CounterfeitDiamond
    @CounterfeitDiamond 3 года назад +638

    I am sad I did not get to hear, "Minecraft has been around for more than I decade now.." Decade long history does not cut it.

    • @hardbeatz420playz4
      @hardbeatz420playz4 3 года назад +23

      You win some you lose some.

    • @gam3r471
      @gam3r471 3 года назад +11

      im sad

    • @Teritribog
      @Teritribog 3 года назад +5

      ruclips.net/video/Qqf249EOsSM/видео.html ,,

    • @Sipover
      @Sipover  3 года назад +89

      Please we can make do with this...

    • @jackorsmth
      @jackorsmth 3 года назад +5

      @@Sipover s

  • @limitless3kho
    @limitless3kho 3 года назад +431

    "this is the simplest lag machine"
    Chicken Farm: * laughs * *fool*

  • @arwenaurelia411
    @arwenaurelia411 3 года назад +725

    Amazing builders: wave machine, automatic bridge, clearing a chunk from a map and making it a void, working calculator, etc
    Me: hasn't even beaten minecraft, scared of staying to long in the nether, doesnt even know how redstone works

  • @dydunyatv4286
    @dydunyatv4286 2 года назад +1

    Players: MAKING REDSTONE COMPUTER
    me: dirt house

  • @zane8550
    @zane8550 3 года назад +623

    Imagine how much redstone was used for the last "invention"

    • @anonymouscyborg5610
      @anonymouscyborg5610 3 года назад +9

      LoL yea, I see 😂😏

    • @luisrosado7050
      @luisrosado7050 3 года назад +3

      Not alot id imagine

    • @Exoticlover1629
      @Exoticlover1629 3 года назад +15

      @@luisrosado7050 quite alot actually

    • @luisrosado7050
      @luisrosado7050 3 года назад +4

      @@Exoticlover1629 just one block and one peice would make it better

    • @vivxd_
      @vivxd_ 3 года назад +5

      yeah dude that’s like the best one

  • @beniu1305
    @beniu1305 3 года назад +677

    Here is my tutorial on breaking bedrock:
    1: Get a machine that breaks bedrock
    2: Break the bedrock
    3: Start running, because you committed a crime, worse than murder

    • @tar286
      @tar286 3 года назад +8

      whats the machine then

    • @crayder1100
      @crayder1100 3 года назад +11

      @@tar286 Well there's lots of bedrock breakers on RUclips. However I would never admit to doing such crime.

    • @DoggosGames
      @DoggosGames 3 года назад +5

      r/comedyhomicide

    • @StaleX210
      @StaleX210 2 года назад

      Here my tutorial to break bedrock
      Step 1:Goes to GMC
      Step 2:Break Bedrock
      Step 3:you did it

  • @TrebleClefDan
    @TrebleClefDan 3 года назад +436

    Query machine: exist
    2b2t players: I'll take your entire stock

    • @chrissametrinequartz9389
      @chrissametrinequartz9389 3 года назад +19

      lag machine: exist
      2b2t players: I'll take your entire stock

    • @reubensherman214
      @reubensherman214 3 года назад +9

      @@chrissametrinequartz9389 I'm pretty sure lag machines are bannable on 2b2t.

    • @chrissametrinequartz9389
      @chrissametrinequartz9389 3 года назад +2

      @@reubensherman214 so what its just a joke

    • @Michealsoft
      @Michealsoft 3 года назад +1

      @@reubensherman214 no

    • @rexyjp1237
      @rexyjp1237 3 года назад +1

      @@reubensherman214 its 2b2t they dont care about bans

  • @mister_foursereen
    @mister_foursereen 2 года назад +7

    The raid farm was very useful
    Totem ✔️
    Food ✔️
    Weapon ✔️
    Shield✔️
    Tools✔️
    Potions✔️
    Redstone ✔️
    Armor ✔️

    • @FanYTTT
      @FanYTTT 2 года назад +1

      I totally agree all of these things you actually get very true

    • @MAD-ev1iu
      @MAD-ev1iu 2 года назад

      Glowstone

  • @Naderium
    @Naderium 3 года назад +657

    Me: *puts pressure plate with door and is proud of himself*
    These guys: This is my bedrock robot destroyer machine that uses 3 million redstone blocks and 10 million redstone dust but I think I can do better

  • @thebig3224
    @thebig3224 3 года назад +878

    Imagine your a villager just minding your own business and then you hear ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE

    • @profilename244
      @profilename244 3 года назад +8

      Reply to Comment by Darth Vader

    • @pinkyxie2467
      @pinkyxie2467 3 года назад +4

      Underrated comment

    • @epicman5356
      @epicman5356 3 года назад +8

      And then you survive the wave of TNT and realise your home, Friends and family have been blown into oblivion

    • @SackboyLBP
      @SackboyLBP 3 года назад +3

      You're*

    • @iamlegallyblind-roar
      @iamlegallyblind-roar 3 года назад +1

      @@SackboyLBP dinner bone was right actually it's your

  • @conjureandreanimate
    @conjureandreanimate 3 года назад +345

    Sipover back then: Soft and calm.
    Sipover now: Descend to insanity.

  • @ultragameplays2
    @ultragameplays2 Год назад +1

    By this time that super quarry probably destroyed the whole world

  • @TheRobloxianDev
    @TheRobloxianDev 3 года назад +292

    "You just committed a crime worse than murder"
    Me: Are you telling me that criminals jobs are not that bad and creative mode can arrest you?

    • @PhantomOfficial07
      @PhantomOfficial07 3 года назад

      @Vi Trinh shut it

    • @Chanll1222
      @Chanll1222 3 года назад +3

      @Vi Trinh
      *S H U T*

    • @dinossanbox7607
      @dinossanbox7607 3 года назад +4

      Well if your in creative mode its legal but in survival mode its straight up a war crime

    • @tyl3r43eight
      @tyl3r43eight 3 года назад

      Had a stroke trying to read this

  • @pizza7yearsago609
    @pizza7yearsago609 3 года назад +1379

    Imagine if these guys used their intelligence for somethinge else, we would probably be colonizing galaxies by now

    • @lilsquidyyy
      @lilsquidyyy 3 года назад +72

      We will get the irl achievement of going beyond our universe’s walls

    • @Pandora880
      @Pandora880 3 года назад +42

      Yea but bloc gaem fun

    • @GDO9099
      @GDO9099 3 года назад +15

      Nah that’s too far scale but mars, yeah definitely

    • @gvc7314
      @gvc7314 3 года назад +6

      not really if people from NASA came to Minecraft they would say pafitic

    • @darkinvader9862
      @darkinvader9862 3 года назад +2

      @@gvc7314 pathetic*

  • @doctorpotatopc
    @doctorpotatopc 3 года назад +575

    when the computer in minecraft is better than your own computer: ._.

    • @WojtekXD-bx7jb
      @WojtekXD-bx7jb 3 года назад +8

      *Laughs in Toshiba from like year 2009 which literally couldn't handle the game I was playing* xD

    • @ajaxnation9504
      @ajaxnation9504 3 года назад +4

      You said it as a joke but the truth is my pc's only Dual Core while the one in Minecraft is Quad Core 🙂

    • @eviltom8783
      @eviltom8783 3 года назад +1

      @@ajaxnation9504 More cores does not exactly equal more power. I could go into more Detail, but I don't feel like. You could look it up yourself if you are interested :)

    • @ajaxnation9504
      @ajaxnation9504 3 года назад

      @@eviltom8783 Ye I know bro, I have a dual core I3 6100 and it's significantly better than a Core 2 Quad but with other CPUs like the I5 and I7, most of the time more power comes along with more cores.

    • @cus8296
      @cus8296 3 года назад

      You are good again, I live in Turkey and our GTX 1650 4.000 TL [Turkish Lira]. Our income is 3.600 TL Our rent is 1.400 TL LoL.

  • @Enderbeast7official
    @Enderbeast7official 6 месяцев назад +2

    Roblox in Minecraft?

  • @xardass5857
    @xardass5857 3 года назад +201

    The sheep at the end is so impressive, *even Mojang couldn't think about it.*

    • @MofuTofuMei359
      @MofuTofuMei359 2 года назад +13

      I think Mojang doesn't want to think about it 🤣

    • @voicemodita5772
      @voicemodita5772 2 года назад +1

      @@MofuTofuMei359 exactly

  • @fitzy8573
    @fitzy8573 3 года назад +447

    I like how at the start of the video he sounds so chilled and serious and then in the middle of the video he’s all like “i ThOuGht ThEY LiVeD iN CaVes bACk tHen”.

    • @patrickkimberlin3209
      @patrickkimberlin3209 3 года назад +2

      Right, like '11 was a million years ago...or just 10.......

    • @wsgoodd
      @wsgoodd 3 года назад +2

      Keep it on 69 likes its a funny number

    • @thehumourkid7436
      @thehumourkid7436 3 года назад

      He just said the line and u r at 123 likes

    • @fitzy8573
      @fitzy8573 3 года назад

      @@thehumourkid7436 ye i dont know how either i just said a few words and i got likes lol

    • @thehumourkid7436
      @thehumourkid7436 3 года назад

      @@fitzy8573 congrats man

  • @gamespotlive3673
    @gamespotlive3673 3 года назад +338

    Him: These are the most impactful inventions ever!
    The Inventions: A massive world destroyer, an entire computer, and a bedrock breaker. Oh yeah, and W A V E M A C H I N E

    • @QTG128
      @QTG128 3 года назад +13

      Wave machine is revolutionary bro!

    • @QTG128
      @QTG128 3 года назад +6

      @Rel quarantine

    • @WojtekXD-bx7jb
      @WojtekXD-bx7jb 3 года назад +2

      The whole diffiticulty in making wave machine is getting the timing right, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ARE DOING IT WITH MINECARTS, because if the pistons will activate too late or too soon the block / minecart won't be launched into the air and you will need to remove it manualy one by one, if you are doing the minecarts one you will need to do all the rails again...

  • @VinchyssC2
    @VinchyssC2 2 года назад +1

    Dont work hard just work smart

  • @RowanField
    @RowanField 3 года назад +40

    10:40 that must have taken years to complete props to the person who built it

  • @zeallust8542
    @zeallust8542 3 года назад +465

    I love how the Xbox Kinect has led to so many interesting and amazing inventions in all sorts of games and technology, and yet, not a single one of the interesting things the Kinect has been used for is playing a game made for Kinect...

    • @deepaparakkal4241
      @deepaparakkal4241 2 года назад +7

      Cause then it wouldn't be amazing, cause it serving the purpose.

    • @ZAND4TSU
      @ZAND4TSU 2 года назад +2

      Don't worry guys, Microsoft is bringing back the Kinect

    • @Kaiserboo1871
      @Kaiserboo1871 2 года назад +1

      It’s great for everything, except gaming itself.

    • @zeallust8542
      @zeallust8542 2 года назад

      @@Kaiserboo1871 Yep, pretty much lol

  • @zyphrusss9770
    @zyphrusss9770 3 года назад +588

    ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW HE CALLED BEDROCK “OBSIDIAN”

  • @randomboi8032
    @randomboi8032 Год назад +2

    The legend has predicted the famous pose
    3:20

  • @crasher4737
    @crasher4737 3 года назад +135

    "The Quarry" really sounds like a big machine, that has destructed everything in its path.
    I'd really like to see some sort of story behind that. "Eons ago the race of ancient builders build a giant machine, that could swallow the land. But when they've gone missing, the machine broke, and it stopped producing. And the descendants were left with a wasteland of stone, bedrock and lava" hmmm... I kinda like that :D

    • @shittershitter3999
      @shittershitter3999 3 года назад +3

      Play horizon zero dawn 😂

    • @Twiddle_things
      @Twiddle_things 3 года назад +2

      Sounds like something out of Mortal Engines! (Great film, I recommend you watch it. It's currently on Netflix!)

    • @kurzges4105
      @kurzges4105 3 года назад +2

      @@Twiddle_things it's an awful film that's nowhere near the quality of the books. The film is shit.

    • @Twiddle_things
      @Twiddle_things 3 года назад

      @@kurzges4105 oh? Why didn't anyone tell me earlier!? How much do the books cost?

    • @kurzges4105
      @kurzges4105 3 года назад +1

      @@Twiddle_things I think there's 4 or 5 books, the first one costs 6usd paperback on amazon

  • @rikter_8155
    @rikter_8155 3 года назад +398

    These same people at School: 7×7 is......damn, thats a good question!
    These people in Minecraft: The circuitboard should be adjacent to the cobblestone generator conduit, thus, causing a chain reaction of various buffs and anomalies to therefore supplement my survival.

    • @toosnowy
      @toosnowy 3 года назад +23

      ngl they're all probably professional coders

    • @guy-dev
      @guy-dev 3 года назад +16

      @Evangelina Hansen he doesn't he just said a bunch of random bullshit

    • @tarastester5712
      @tarastester5712 3 года назад +10

      @@toosnowy It's less about coding, more about computer engineering and logical elements. But yeah, they're probably the professionals of what they do. I made a calculator for adding two numbers from 1 to 8, it took me two days despite having a scheme for that, from computer logic course. XD

    • @grubythefeared
      @grubythefeared 3 года назад +1

      He Can Just Use The Minecraft Cauculator

    • @Mizu2023
      @Mizu2023 3 года назад +2

      7×7 is 49,right?

  • @CounterfeitDiamond
    @CounterfeitDiamond 3 года назад +360

    How did people do this??? I still cant figure out a redstone piston door.

  • @lmanberg
    @lmanberg 2 года назад +1

    The red and grey button next to his name is super cool, you guys should use it

  • @connorh2215
    @connorh2215 3 года назад +377

    People be out here making computers in Minecraft while I’m just happy I built a 2x2 piston door in my house

  • @Septrba
    @Septrba 3 года назад +132

    I was very surprised he didn't mention the guy who recreated the whole POKEMON RED game in minecraft !!

    • @nathanielmiller5813
      @nathanielmiller5813 3 года назад

      Please be my FL!

    • @jemappllesphan6143
      @jemappllesphan6143 3 года назад

      What’s Pokemon red?

    • @animejat
      @animejat 3 года назад

      @@jemappllesphan6143 along with pokemon green, pokemon red was the first version of pokemon, released on the nintendo gameboy

    • @animejat
      @animejat 3 года назад +1

      69th like

    • @tadpoleon1802
      @tadpoleon1802 3 года назад +5

      Yeah but these were all purely redstone contraptions, the Pokemon Red remake in Minecraft uses thousands of command blocks

  • @rayzard3687
    @rayzard3687 3 года назад +188

    Imagine after 40-50 years,all discoveries in real life will be completed but millions of undiscovered things in games will shape our future.

  • @davidtapley2932
    @davidtapley2932 Год назад +4

    Imagine if the guy combined the first and second invention... World destruction 💀💀

  • @tonygaming_yt1334
    @tonygaming_yt1334 3 года назад +454

    Imagine pouring a water on that redstone builds.

    • @BuhBaBiBeBo
      @BuhBaBiBeBo 3 года назад +56

      Arrest this man sir has trying to crash various minecraft servers

    • @misterfox7210
      @misterfox7210 3 года назад +13

      You would later be hunted down by those same builder's

    • @coolbazil2122
      @coolbazil2122 3 года назад +11

      imagine a type a correct grammar

    • @mikedanielespeja6128
      @mikedanielespeja6128 3 года назад +10

      @@coolbazil2122 bro... I don't know how tell this politely you're... but you grammar is off...
      XD yes my grammar is part o the joke, now laugh peons

    • @coolbazil2122
      @coolbazil2122 3 года назад +2

      ​@@mikedanielespeja6128 i can,t tell if you new it was joke gr ammar

  • @louissiew7860
    @louissiew7860 3 года назад +275

    Me looking at the first few: WOW AWESOME!
    Me looking at the last one: ._.

    • @Bagel77
      @Bagel77 3 года назад +14

      The last one was the best, you can do it with virtually any mob too, a ravager is really weird to see in that

    • @swtos9348
      @swtos9348 3 года назад

      @@Bagel77 big boye

    • @ctnc17
      @ctnc17 3 года назад +6

      @@swtos9348 you know what they say, the bigger the better!

    • @swtos9348
      @swtos9348 3 года назад +2

      @@ctnc17 that SOUNDS SO WRONG

    • @Rip_purpXd
      @Rip_purpXd 3 года назад

      same

  • @xyz4142
    @xyz4142 3 года назад +148

    that final invention was INSANE

  • @carashadow998
    @carashadow998 2 года назад +1

    Sipover: Imagine you join a survival Minecraft world and the first thing you see is Stone Lava and “ Obsidian” Me: Obsidian!? You mean Bedrock?!

  • @flicker6741
    @flicker6741 3 года назад +117

    "The fact that this redstone could do math better than me is not shabby after all"
    "After all I am still gonna blow it up"

  • @jonathankovadlo8969
    @jonathankovadlo8969 3 года назад +136

    8:17 Most of the time you would trade 64 emeralds for 25 bread

  • @nobody_expects_me
    @nobody_expects_me 3 года назад +121

    Imagine building an enormous machine that will costs thousands of materials and hours of your life, just to realize that if there's a source of lava and water next to each other, they will make obsidian and potentially break the entire machine.

    • @じゅげむ-s6b
      @じゅげむ-s6b 3 года назад +6

      they had an explanation on how to deal with that, not that I remember it but mumbo jumbo went on to the scicraft server and they explained it to him in the vid

    • @Pilachio
      @Pilachio 3 года назад +6

      They manually removed the unmovable blocks (Obsidian, chests/spawners). The main goal was to farm terracotta.

    • @dbrikashabukshan8673
      @dbrikashabukshan8673 3 года назад

      It's called a sponge lol

    • @dbrikashabukshan8673
      @dbrikashabukshan8673 3 года назад

      @@Pilachio chests are moveable with pistons.....

    • @Pilachio
      @Pilachio 3 года назад +2

      @@dbrikashabukshan8673 not in vanilla Java. Though Scicraft are big supporters of movable chests.

  • @ravinator25
    @ravinator25 Год назад +6

    dude in the thumbnail think he Mr.Beast💀💀💀

    • @frog_chip
      @frog_chip 6 месяцев назад

      I am not seeing it…

  • @UnknownUnknown-ks4jr
    @UnknownUnknown-ks4jr 3 года назад +70

    0:18 2B2T Players: Hold my End Crystal

    • @martinederoo3230
      @martinederoo3230 3 года назад

      Animao play wild players like me: we had a non flying animal flying glitch but it fixed rn

    • @martinederoo3230
      @martinederoo3230 3 года назад

      Animal)

    • @jairuz3876
      @jairuz3876 3 года назад

      "The oldest anarchy server in Minecraft"

  • @CounterfeitDiamond
    @CounterfeitDiamond 3 года назад +86

    Yes, breaking bedrock is a crime worse then murder. That is a task only god should preform.

    • @gam3r471
      @gam3r471 3 года назад +5

      turns on creative mode

    • @counterfeit_diam1246
      @counterfeit_diam1246 3 года назад +2

      what a crime

    • @qwertyzyz
      @qwertyzyz 3 года назад +1

      god got arrested for breaking bedrock. so god isnt allowed too.

    • @marquis911
      @marquis911 3 года назад +1

      ONLY GOD CAN PLAY GOD AND SOMETIMES MORGAN FREEMAN!

  • @DuranFamYTOfficial
    @DuranFamYTOfficial 2 года назад +1

    The very last one is my favorite, lol!

  • @arsyadhaidar7010
    @arsyadhaidar7010 3 года назад +134

    The person who made those things is the true 1000IQ player

  • @jeanpierrepolnareff885
    @jeanpierrepolnareff885 3 года назад +137

    “I thought people lived in caves back then how the 🅱️🅱️🅱️”

  • @plasmasnow22
    @plasmasnow22 2 года назад

    Imagine being that one guy who can officially say "I used a computer playing Minecraft on a computer" and confuse the heck out of people 🤣

  • @Plazmacool
    @Plazmacool 3 года назад +34

    2:58 "And I took that personally"

  • @Earnie1
    @Earnie1 3 года назад +135

    Sipover: “a wasteland made with stone, lava and obsidian”.
    Sad bedrock noises:

    • @uzn8545
      @uzn8545 3 года назад

      sad bedrock noises

    • @Sur3sT
      @Sur3sT 3 года назад

      Sad redstone ore noises

  • @spicyauron6186
    @spicyauron6186 3 года назад +891

    “Imagine you join a Minecraft server and you are in a deserted wasteland with stone bedrock and obsidian” no suprise here just 2b2t
    EDIT: THANKS FOR 694 LIKES LOSERS LOL JK XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @YOUNG.ART.
    @YOUNG.ART. 3 месяца назад +1

    Hay this is really cool 😎

  • @Nothing....
    @Nothing.... 3 года назад +198

    Khaby lame:
    * Set to creative mode *
    * Destroy bedrock *
    * Give iconic hand sign *
    * Shut off camera *

    • @ehsome
      @ehsome 3 года назад +11

      he also shakes his head in a disappointed way before closing the camera

    • @Nothing....
      @Nothing.... 3 года назад +4

      @@ehsome ye

    • @poloboat9049
      @poloboat9049 3 года назад

      You killed me 😂

    • @cannavarozzenchia1537
      @cannavarozzenchia1537 3 года назад +3

      Bacot 💀

    • @Nothing....
      @Nothing.... 3 года назад +2

      @@cannavarozzenchia1537 bacot 💀

  • @trueno2336
    @trueno2336 3 года назад +395

    *contains spoiler!*
    I love that how Sipover puts a joke in the end of the video.
    Edit: I didn't expect that this comment is going to be 300 likes.