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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2020
  • Lee Wood, Managing Director of ‘Kardoctor’ entered the Den seeking £150,000 in return for an equity stake of 15%. Kardoctor is an innovative help-line that provides remote advice for public motorists but Lee soon falls apart once Peter tests his ability with numbers.
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  • @DragonsDenGlobal
    @DragonsDenGlobal  3 года назад +169

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    • @hortondlfn1994
      @hortondlfn1994 2 года назад +9

      This illustrates the very reason I can't watch shows like this - if you don't want to shut up long enough to get your question answered, don't ask it! The "dragons" seem to be looking for two or three word answers rather than explanations.
      The guy's idea may be a crock, after all, but NO ONE gave him a chance to finish answering a question!
      Pathetic.

    • @thetessellater9163
      @thetessellater9163 2 года назад +3

      "...the newest clips..." Posted 2020, clip from 2006 - is this the newest clip ????

    • @thetessellater9163
      @thetessellater9163 2 года назад +4

      @@hortondlfn1994 - I guess perhaps like those watching, the dragons get frustrated with people who are asking for shed loads of cash, yet fail to come prepared with some realistic figures. I think he wanted to try to talk them into the idea, rather than replying to their queries. Idea sure was a crock, though.

    • @LazyStory
      @LazyStory 2 года назад +1

      Crap Lee is an awfull person

    • @ArturkO-yq2ml
      @ArturkO-yq2ml 2 года назад

      💨💨💨😧

  • @noname2250
    @noname2250 3 года назад +11494

    Basically what he's pitching is to identify the problem so that the garage doesn't rip you off. Only problem is is that this guy will rip you off first

    • @PinkPearMartini
      @PinkPearMartini 3 года назад +799

      I understand exactly what he was trying to do, and he was right when he said that they were all focused on breakdowns that would obviously need a shop. (so are the commenters)
      There have been many times I've wished I had a mechanic friend to call with questions like "My steering suddenly feels a little tough for some reason... does that need to go to a shop ASAP or can it wait until after payday?"
      But they ARE right about potential problems. If they say "it can wait as long as you have enough power steering fluid" but then I crash my car because I couldn't complete a turn... I'll have no choice but to take them to court to cover my hospital bills (I'm in the US).

    • @Pokerdude38
      @Pokerdude38 3 года назад +155

      Its all about cutting out the middleman, or adding one in in this case

    • @pedrosilvamusician
      @pedrosilvamusician 3 года назад +98

      Sure, but many times they diagnose you problems you didn't know existed. Like, you had a problem in your power steering and then they find out, for example, that you have small leaks on your coolant that are deteriorating other parts of the car. That's something that no amount of advice on the phone could give you.
      Thing is, you phone them if you have a problem. A mechanic can avoid problems whilst fixing some of them.

    • @Pokerdude38
      @Pokerdude38 3 года назад +55

      @@pedrosilvamusician I think he perfectly identified the problem but was just a step off on his solution. Its extremely hard in the states to find a really good mechanic and I can imagine its a much larger problem that just here as less and less people enter the field. But he would probably have more success fixing cars on his own than being an advisor on car problems.

    • @arposkraft3616
      @arposkraft3616 3 года назад +43

      @@PinkPearMartini have you ever heard of car-forums on the internet?

  • @dubzeefps4189
    @dubzeefps4189 2 года назад +4478

    Customer : “My cars not starting mate”
    Car Doctor : “I’d take that to a garage mate. That’ll be £10 please” 😂😂

    • @willam9421
      @willam9421 Год назад +29

      😂🤣😂💀

    • @firefighter2312
      @firefighter2312 Год назад +5

      😆

    • @tmrevenge
      @tmrevenge Год назад +70

      "You know if you worked out more you'd be stronger. That would be 10 dollars"

    • @alkaholic4848
      @alkaholic4848 Год назад

      Thankfully, they wouldn't employ people like you.
      What if it was just a flat battery?

    • @Oliver-wv4bd
      @Oliver-wv4bd Год назад +5

      @@artvandalay2736 No lol

  • @Simp_Zone
    @Simp_Zone Год назад +750

    "My boat is sinking I need help"
    Boat Doctor: "You're going to drown mate. That'll be £24.99"

  • @C414AC
    @C414AC Год назад +597

    “My child is sick”
    DoctorDoctor: “take him to a GP mate”

    • @infjmale91
      @infjmale91 Год назад +2

      That's probably realistic. Why are you calling the CarDoktor for medical advice for your offspring?

    • @cambs0181
      @cambs0181 Год назад +3

      This comment tickled me😂

    • @MrFreeman042
      @MrFreeman042 7 месяцев назад +1

      Please let this stay at 111 likes 😂

    • @chrisbradley5947
      @chrisbradley5947 4 месяца назад +2

      I'd be disappointed if the Doctor Doctor didn't give me the news...

    • @angelavolkov1126
      @angelavolkov1126 3 месяца назад

      I dunno, telehealth is now a thing.

  • @Ollieblue1
    @Ollieblue1 3 года назад +6704

    Customer: "my car squeaks when i turn left."
    CarDoctor: "just dont turn left then, mate."

    • @Munki
      @Munki 3 года назад +223

      Turn right three times instead.

    • @da3v1ls93
      @da3v1ls93 3 года назад +173

      2 wrongs dont make a right but 3 rights make a left

    • @Atlasm2p
      @Atlasm2p 3 года назад +34

      Dumb problem.
      Just turn right 270º.

    • @GustavoTeixeira-hu1ck
      @GustavoTeixeira-hu1ck 3 года назад +18

      @@Atlasm2p You solved it right on.

    • @Atlasm2p
      @Atlasm2p 3 года назад +12

      @@GustavoTeixeira-hu1ck took me a second to see what you did there, my mind wasn't in the right spot 😂

  • @lukefrohling
    @lukefrohling 4 года назад +8662

    I love how he’s already wearing prison-orange

    • @TabsT-vy5jy
      @TabsT-vy5jy 4 года назад +16

      LOL at least he's prepared.

    • @aydenfisher5797
      @aydenfisher5797 3 года назад +165

      Looks like a shady guy tbf

    • @lukerosewell4561
      @lukerosewell4561 3 года назад +87

      I like how the dragons look at him as he walks into the room and they thinking ummm what are you wearing and why are you dressed up like a prisoner, dead man walking lol

    • @natshenkin
      @natshenkin 3 года назад +94

      Prisoners in the UK don't wear orange, normally grey or blue.

    • @danielsimon2334
      @danielsimon2334 3 года назад +37

      ORANGE is the new BLACK! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Gardureth
    @Gardureth Год назад +1009

    I love how Peter is a gentleman while he breaks the whole businessplan with math in 5 seconds.

    • @crrodriguez
      @crrodriguez Год назад +37

      brings the simple ballpark economic facts and pitches fall like a house of cards,

    • @sdwone
      @sdwone 9 месяцев назад +33

      That's why Mathematics is the most important subject in the world! It essentially runs our entire Civilization! Oh... And is critically important for business pitches too! So that investors can have an idea in WHAT they're investing into!!!

  • @ollieox9181
    @ollieox9181 Год назад +126

    He came up with the entire idea that morning - while eating breakfast.

  • @YvieScarlet
    @YvieScarlet 4 года назад +6088

    and the award for the most misleading click bait title goes to....

    • @nohmaanmustafa4413
      @nohmaanmustafa4413 4 года назад +131

      I know what a piss take

    • @oliprj8676
      @oliprj8676 4 года назад +37

      This is not the only one

    • @TheFen2009
      @TheFen2009 4 года назад +189

      yvie scarlet thanks that’s just saved me watching it.

    • @leelavelle7865
      @leelavelle7865 4 года назад +27

      Yvie Scarlet, you have the cutest right nostril I have ever seen on a woman.

    • @badbadfull
      @badbadfull 4 года назад +51

      @@leelavelle7865 So wet

  • @periperihustle4561
    @periperihustle4561 3 года назад +3378

    Me: "my car won't start"
    Car Doctor: "call the AA"
    Me: "awesome mate, where would I be without Car Doctor"

    • @mlml7854
      @mlml7854 3 года назад +21

      that really made me laugh!

    • @littlepete6849
      @littlepete6849 3 года назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @danb1618
      @danb1618 3 года назад +2

      🤣 😂 🤣

    • @reapermode8468
      @reapermode8468 3 года назад +2

      Cardocktor*

    • @arnolduk123
      @arnolduk123 3 года назад +37

      customer: hello my engine is making a rattling noise.
      cardoctor: I think you should have it checked by a mechanic and call me back
      customer (at garage): I'm at garage what should I say ?
      cardoctor: put the mechanic on the phone.
      mechanic: hello, whats the problem.
      cardoctor: the engine is making a rattling noise, can you check the engine.
      mechanic: oh uh, sure, thanks, bye.
      customer: what is the problem then
      mechanic: seems your engine is making a rattling noise
      customer: I know, can you fix it please.

  • @coolperson962
    @coolperson962 8 месяцев назад +37

    Lee: My pitch in the den went terribly wrong....
    Pitchdoctor: Give up mate

  • @myeyesarespiders
    @myeyesarespiders 7 месяцев назад +36

    He looks like a prisoner standing there with his lawyer

  • @ianmorrison1317
    @ianmorrison1317 4 года назад +4976

    Why did this guy come looking like a criminal with his attorney.

    • @ella-bt8hp
      @ella-bt8hp 4 года назад +172

      Haha he looks he's wearing an American jump suit doesn't he lol

    • @Brandonious15987
      @Brandonious15987 4 года назад +96

      Doesn't help that his financial advisor looks like a public attorney.

    • @leebee5361
      @leebee5361 4 года назад +40

      Haha.. yeah.. actually looks like a serial killer to me.. in the court, still fresh from his last, er, 'meal'!!.. (Maybe he came round, after they'd called him asking for advice on their dodgy car's rattling engine, lol!!!)...

    • @SESK98
      @SESK98 4 года назад +21

      @@leebee5361 How can someone "look like a serial killer" ? It's not like they all look alike.

    • @Mushruums
      @Mushruums 4 года назад +4

      π day well what if his suit was made from human skin. I’d say he looked like a serial killer.

  • @mads9270
    @mads9270 3 года назад +3315

    Me: “My hair has gotten very long”
    HairDoctor: “Get a haircut, mate”

  • @cuorefelino
    @cuorefelino 2 месяца назад +38

    This guy ended up making millions. I was also a customer. I paid just 10 bucks to be friendly redirected to the garage next door. Great service.

  • @Seventeen_Seconds
    @Seventeen_Seconds Год назад +296

    When I have my dragons den binge every few months I always come back to this one first 😂

    • @PhaRoaH87
      @PhaRoaH87 Год назад +6

      Rory the Seaweed Hunter and Evil Fiona is a bit better

    • @kealan.213
      @kealan.213 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@PhaRoaH87This and the flow signals one

    • @saadsalman1650
      @saadsalman1650 6 месяцев назад +3

      I watch this one then immediately the electronic signal guy, precisely to hear Duncan hear his story :P

    • @bigwashington3269
      @bigwashington3269 6 месяцев назад

      Have you seen the water osmosis system one with Barry it’s the best 😂

    • @robrinder123
      @robrinder123 4 месяца назад +1

      No, the best one is 'The Knowledge' one where his demo fails 😂

  • @eoin8501
    @eoin8501 4 года назад +8807

    Customer: 'My bodily functions aren't working'
    Doctordoctor:' Go see a doctor mate'

    • @A15Beats
      @A15Beats 4 года назад +59

      Amazing comment

    • @machomanOOOOHYEEEAH
      @machomanOOOOHYEEEAH 4 года назад +173

      Yeah...... but you forgot to say, “that’s £2.84 please “

    • @Christopher0601
      @Christopher0601 4 года назад +37

      I mean this happens lmao
      In the UK we have NHS24
      You could call saying "my arm feels numb suddenly" or "i have a fever" and they'll ask questions to try and tell you whether you should:
      - rush to hospital
      - wait for a normal docs appointment
      - just go to a pharmacist for advice
      These advice lines are supposed to exist for good reason lmao

    • @thelizardking3036
      @thelizardking3036 4 года назад +29

      I think they missed the point entirely. He won’t fix the problem. He will keep the garage honest. Often mechanics choose the for them easy and for the customer expensive solution. Installing new parts instead of fixing the problem. This guy will make sure the customer asks informed questions or he will ask them himself. Imagine having a experienced mechanic with you when visiting a garage to advice you.

    • @kait2972
      @kait2972 4 года назад +56

      @@thelizardking3036 then you missed Deborah's point. There's going to be a confused customer with a guy on the phone, who's never seen the car, telling them it's one thing and a mechanic who's examined the car telling them another. If somebody suspects they are being ripped off or lied to then then should get a second opinion from another mechanic who's seen the car

  • @BlindDweller
    @BlindDweller 4 года назад +4646

    Customer: "My boiler is broken!"
    Pipedoctor: "Call a plumber, mate."

    • @hibeam3706
      @hibeam3706 4 года назад +13

      😂😂😂

    • @mannion7646
      @mannion7646 4 года назад +95

      "That'll be ten quid"

    • @RuffRyder2011
      @RuffRyder2011 4 года назад +14

      Gas engineer actually 😂

    • @Abjefdi
      @Abjefdi 4 года назад +5

      NoFuksGiven Gas engineers are plumbers it’s just a different category of plumbers like “pipe fitters”

    • @kirishima638
      @kirishima638 4 года назад +2

      Honestly people are so clueless these days that it could work. Not in 2010 but in 2020 maybe.

  • @zekesboxtalk1
    @zekesboxtalk1 Год назад +54

    He should’ve just come in and said “my company is an advice line to people to ask their body shops specific questions so that I don’t get ripped off” that would have been good

  • @Jasper-Holland
    @Jasper-Holland Год назад +44

    Customer: "I feel lonely, please help"
    Lovedoctor: "Get some friends then, mate"

    • @fezaanali9017
      @fezaanali9017 3 месяца назад +1

      that'll be £49.99 + VAT.......... *lonely feeling vanishes*

  • @EverthingsApple
    @EverthingsApple 3 года назад +5250

    Peter: "7.50 per hour, for 20 people, how much is that per year?"
    MathDoctor: "Get a calculator mate"

    • @wynnedwards94
      @wynnedwards94 2 года назад +162

      I couldn't imagine having a Supreme knowledge of cars to be a car doctor just tho be pain minimum wage

    • @conorstewart2214
      @conorstewart2214 2 года назад +46

      I know minimum wages change over time but here in 2021 your employees would have to be under 21 for you to be able to pay them that little.

    • @zoulogist9171
      @zoulogist9171 2 года назад +84

      We’re gonna make £150,000!
      What are you going to spend to make that?
      £400,000!

    • @thomasseitz2801
      @thomasseitz2801 2 года назад +12

      Nathan ...."Get a calculator mate" LOL

    • @thomasseitz2801
      @thomasseitz2801 2 года назад +4

      "Get a caculator" LOL

  • @Jim-so3zm
    @Jim-so3zm 4 года назад +2280

    My clutch has gone.
    Car doctor: Just take the bus.

  • @petergedd9330
    @petergedd9330 7 месяцев назад +9

    Food Doctor - 'I'm hungry' - No worries mate, you need to buy some food. That'll be £10.

  • @Dekoherence-ii8pw
    @Dekoherence-ii8pw 8 месяцев назад +11

    "We're going to pay the advisors £7.50 an hour".
    These need to be trained car mechanics, don't they? I doubt they'd work for £7.50 an hour. A mechanic earns way more than that.

  • @sssbattleaxe
    @sssbattleaxe 3 года назад +1475

    "I can't poop"
    "Push harder mate"

  • @ryansmith3531
    @ryansmith3531 4 года назад +1610

    Deborah: there's a knocking sound at the back of my car.
    Car doctor: let the guy out of the boot

    • @m1serfreed477
      @m1serfreed477 4 года назад +18

      Car doctor: Its a hitch hiker, let him in and do the right thing, customer: i've just been robbed and raped

    • @HaggardPillockHD
      @HaggardPillockHD 3 года назад +5

      Nice Goodfellas reference haha

    • @angebrowne1730
      @angebrowne1730 3 года назад

      Lol.

    • @neame-bh3uq
      @neame-bh3uq 3 года назад +1

      Deborah was a made man and the Kardoctor wasn’t

    • @andrewjames4346
      @andrewjames4346 3 года назад

      Underrated comment!

  • @carltoningram3773
    @carltoningram3773 Год назад +51

    the siren outside at 6:20 😂I can't get over the production value of this

    • @McVaio
      @McVaio 6 месяцев назад +1

      Old single pane windows in that building. Not sure if that could've been prevented.

    • @DWN037
      @DWN037 2 месяца назад +4

      that's a little trick in the industry called foreshadowing

    • @matacust.wizard1033
      @matacust.wizard1033 23 дня назад

      Yeah genius I guess they should shut the entire city down when filming smh

  • @Finkelfunk
    @Finkelfunk 4 месяца назад +8

    "Yes hello I have car troubles"
    "Take it to the garage, that will be 5 bucks."
    Gee I wonder why that idea hasn't taken off.

  • @Quantris
    @Quantris 3 года назад +3533

    Debra: "I got a funny knocking sound at the back of the car"
    That's Jenny. Open the trunk because SHE WANTS OUT

    • @troo_story
      @troo_story 2 года назад +86

      Definitely underrated joke.

    • @Megaritz
      @Megaritz 2 года назад +36

      OMG that made me laugh more than anything I've seen all day!

    • @fohunter12345
      @fohunter12345 2 года назад +13

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @dropthebag
      @dropthebag 2 года назад +11

      Amazing

    • @Gang2eb
      @Gang2eb 2 года назад +12

      such creative humor

  • @danielg9805
    @danielg9805 4 года назад +2476

    Customer: “I lost my keys”
    LostDoctor: “Look for them mate”

    • @swissmeringueclouds1428
      @swissmeringueclouds1428 4 года назад +35

      Daniel Gallagher ‘Lost doctor’ 😂😂😂

    • @paulsz6194
      @paulsz6194 4 года назад +25

      How much for that advice? £1.50 . Tell the caller to start from where they last remember had them and charge another £1.50 for that ! 🤣🤣

    • @solarmaru49
      @solarmaru49 4 года назад +6

      The guy has crazy lazy eyes

    • @hectichazerdus
      @hectichazerdus 4 года назад +5

      Customer : My car engine keeps making a whooshing sound
      Kardoctor : You will most likely need a new steering wheel (£1.50 charge)

    • @ILOVECHICKEN698
      @ILOVECHICKEN698 4 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @matthewwright9112
    @matthewwright9112 Год назад +83

    I love how all the Dragons have had a complete glowup since these episodes.

    • @samjohns3227
      @samjohns3227 10 месяцев назад +15

      Yeah, the programmes budget now covers make up, hair and clothing!

  • @jac1799
    @jac1799 Год назад +15

    Imagine the dialogue between the garage and the 'KarDocktor'...
    KD: It's got damaged suspension
    G: No, it's a damaged CV joint
    KD: Oh, how do you know?
    G: I can see it
    KD: Oh, well how much is that?
    G: £50
    KD: Oh, that's good
    G: Yes, it is isn't it ... GOODBYE!

  • @KeiFresh
    @KeiFresh 3 года назад +4050

    “Hey there’s something wrong with my car”
    “Take it to a shop”
    “OMG thanks, here’s some money!”

    • @afzaltar2750
      @afzaltar2750 3 года назад +87

      Thats basically their business strategy in a nutshell.

    • @williampennjr.4448
      @williampennjr.4448 3 года назад +32

      Oh so a financial advisor is just someone who tells you to open a bank account?
      A doctor is just someone who tells you to take an aspirin?

    • @manz007
      @manz007 3 года назад +33

      @@williampennjr.4448 I do see there is something ....but the guy can't actually explain it very well especially due to the judges interrupting and plus him making those awful hand gestures to explain things...... I understand that People Rip off people who dont know anything about the thing(such a vehicle) .....i just wish he explained it well.... Offcourse i do think he shouldve also talked about things like sending photos and not just about services on the phone.

    • @rosco3
      @rosco3 3 года назад +35

      @@williampennjr.4448 they are clearly different... this guy business doesn't give you any information you already don't have and it's trying to make you pay for it.
      You don't need a financial advisor to open a simple bank account or a doctor to take a OTC headache medication.
      Not even to count that a doctor actually examines you the better equivalent would be you call someone and says "My head hurts" and their response is "Go see a doctor". It added nothing to you

    • @onradioactivewaves
      @onradioactivewaves 3 года назад +1

      Maybe the money part comes first.

  • @ipettynote
    @ipettynote 4 года назад +1781

    Customer: “I can’t see.”
    EyeDoctor: “Look mate...”

  • @Dekoherence-ii8pw
    @Dekoherence-ii8pw 8 месяцев назад +7

    2:10 R U f'ing KIDDING?! You're going to tell him to take it to the garage?!!! Hahahahaha, that's hilarious. That's mental.

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 Месяц назад

      Well, that's the fundamental flaw in the business idea. Anybody who needs this kind of advice isn't going to have the tools or materials to repair the car themselves, so their only option is going to be to take it to the garage.

  • @kimberlydavis7322
    @kimberlydavis7322 Год назад +45

    2:28 Theo's facial expressions is priceless!!🤣

  • @Woodman-Spare-that-tree
    @Woodman-Spare-that-tree 2 года назад +352

    The only people who are willing to work for £7.50 per hour, won’t be car experts.

    • @user-sf7kl9uh7k
      @user-sf7kl9uh7k 7 месяцев назад

      They'll be Gut Boys

    • @TimCortesi
      @TimCortesi 4 месяца назад +39

      There is a radio show in the US called "Car Talk" and this is effectively what they do. People call in, explain their car problems, and these guys explain exactly what is wrong and how to fix it. They are incredibly knowledgeable and it's remarkably impressive. So what this guy is pitching is definitely possible if you're talking to somebody with an encyclopedic knowledge of cars, how they fail, and how to fix them. But people who can do that are going to demand WAAAY more than 7.50/hour. So while this is an interesting idea (and a proven concept for a radio program), it's not a viable scaleable business.

    • @nvelsen1975
      @nvelsen1975 3 месяца назад +11

      @@TimCortesi
      You said it: Show.
      Meaning there's revenue being generated mainly from the viewers, not from people calling.
      Besides, in the US $ 3 per hour is above minimum wage. That's less than a third of £7.50

    • @cold485
      @cold485 2 месяца назад

      You'd be surprised 😂

    • @Sergeantmajormario
      @Sergeantmajormario Месяц назад

      Can't remember when this episode came out, but that could've been the Minimum Wage at the time

  • @andrewhaines3259
    @andrewhaines3259 6 месяцев назад +14

    I used Servicing Stop a few years ago, to fix my Clio Sport. This was a company invested in by Dragons, so one thougthit would be a good thing. They collected my vehicle and it was, apparently, fixed, but they returned it with a broken drivers seat. I rang and complained. They sent about four "heavies" down to find out what my issue was. I explained the issues to which they denied all knowledge and refused to back down. NEVER believe that the dragons know what they are investing in!

  • @theEphraimLevine
    @theEphraimLevine 4 месяца назад +3

    Whenever I'm felling a bit down I always watch this. Never fails to cheer me up!

  • @crazycryptoscad3907
    @crazycryptoscad3907 2 года назад +2977

    Love it. He's identified an area when people get scammed regularly and identified that he wants a slice of every scam 😂

    • @Ulvetann
      @Ulvetann Год назад +54

      Spot on. I have an idea for a business. To be a call-center, only calling out and advice people they have virus on their computers. Yep. Sound idea.

    • @TiagrajI
      @TiagrajI Год назад +6

      Hahaha. Hey that's a business if you think of it.

    • @adamkahn8645
      @adamkahn8645 Год назад +16

      @@Ulvetann "To be a call-center, only calling out and advice people they have to call another call center"
      much better

    • @dyslexicbatnam1350
      @dyslexicbatnam1350 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@adamkahn8645 "10 pounds please"

    • @DenverJohn
      @DenverJohn 10 месяцев назад +4

      Capitalism at its finest

  • @blacsheep19
    @blacsheep19 4 года назад +1761

    Damn Peters quick maths turned that man into a mumbling wreck,forget kardoctor he needed an actual doctor after this

    • @TomorrowWeLive
      @TomorrowWeLive 4 года назад +129

      Kwik mafs

    • @kittok2489
      @kittok2489 4 года назад +6

      Peter can't add up

    • @kait2972
      @kait2972 4 года назад +50

      He needs a doctor-doctor first to tell him to visit a doctor

    • @christaylor3911
      @christaylor3911 4 года назад

      kit blue are you sure?

    • @adwoamk8918
      @adwoamk8918 4 года назад +12

      The maths was wrong 7.50 an hr for an average day is not £21,000 annually.

  • @JayPine1357
    @JayPine1357 2 месяца назад +6

    Peter Pettigew is just trying to raise money for Lord Voldemort

  • @austinjennings2826
    @austinjennings2826 4 месяца назад +4

    "He needs a check up, from the neck up." is a great line.

  • @MoreConsole
    @MoreConsole 2 года назад +2002

    Customer: I can't see.
    Kar Doctor: Open your eyes.

    • @OfficialLegend
      @OfficialLegend 2 года назад +51

      £1.50 please

    • @guillerbrady9261
      @guillerbrady9261 2 года назад +17

      Are you that bored at home you are surfing all sorts of random videos? Been seeing you in the Comments everywhere lately 😂.
      Big fan since D1 days bro 🤙

    • @tboytheasian7894
      @tboytheasian7894 2 года назад +6

      Money please now

    • @Zurrke
      @Zurrke 2 года назад +11

      Tf are you doing here mate - probably same as me 😂 fell down a rabbit hole

    • @NathanL11
      @NathanL11 2 года назад +2

      I love reading these comments 😂

  • @badassgaming6724
    @badassgaming6724 4 года назад +703

    Customer: "I'm deaf"
    Doctor: "Listen mate.."

    • @azymunky2196
      @azymunky2196 4 года назад +4

      HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @munchaking1896
      @munchaking1896 4 года назад +5

      Why would a deaf person use a phone?

    • @rickybobby38
      @rickybobby38 4 года назад +1

      @@munchaking1896
      Face time, Skype & any number of other video call apps ... Today's mobile devices aren't just limited to voice calls

    • @gaiaiulia
      @gaiaiulia 4 года назад +1

      Too funny!

    • @tezzymurphy8730
      @tezzymurphy8730 4 года назад

      Nice to meet you deaf!

  • @scotthall9573
    @scotthall9573 Год назад +17

    sometimes I need to come back to this just to cheer myself up 😂

  • @fluim0102
    @fluim0102 Год назад +33

    Am I the only one who actually thinks this is still a very solid idea. Garages are known to rip you off. If before or during a visit to a garage you can get someone knowledgable to advice you about if it's X then it should not cost more than Y and so on... You will definitely able to save money.

    • @bahamasc
      @bahamasc 2 месяца назад +4

      Well this is why its good to have freinds who are knowledgeable in trades. A mechanic, tech, nurse, lawyer etc. Or develop a relationship with a mechanic who you can always turn to for advice. Many times a second opinion saves you lots of money.

    • @phaedrapage4217
      @phaedrapage4217 Месяц назад +5

      ​@@bahamasc Exactly. You just gotta be one of those "I've got a guy for that" type guys. Or know the guy who knows the guys. Always have friends in professions other than your own, and always be willing to advise them when you're their "guy for that"

  • @dataharvestingbot
    @dataharvestingbot 2 года назад +669

    Me: "hello, my car is broken"
    KarDr: "sounds broken, that'll be £24.99 plus VAT"

    • @MegaJacko4
      @MegaJacko4 Год назад +6

      Sounds broken! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @yap7353
    @yap7353 4 года назад +1731

    Customer: I’m having a heart attack
    HeartDoctor: Don’t do that, mate

    • @deunclebros
      @deunclebros 4 года назад +13

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @acesigma06
      @acesigma06 4 года назад +11

      HeartDoctor “I think you’re having a heart attack”
      *click*

    • @wetlettuce4768
      @wetlettuce4768 4 года назад +16

      @@acesigma06 Heartdoctor wouldn't hang up the call they have to milk that £1.50/minute when their client pops their clogs...

    • @natelegancecarnival
      @natelegancecarnival 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hash4700
      @hash4700 4 года назад +2

      This is my favourite one 😂😂😂

  • @JohnDoe-yg2eu
    @JohnDoe-yg2eu 2 года назад +31

    Customer: "My house is too dark."
    BulbDoctor: "Try turning the lights on, mate."
    Customer: "Cheers, BulbDoctor!"
    BulbDoctor: "That's £24.99 plus VAT mate."

  • @sallyal5266
    @sallyal5266 Год назад +6

    I'm not riding in this car mate! I'm out...! 🤣🤣 Go on Duncan 😂😂

  • @MohiZidano
    @MohiZidano 4 года назад +1784

    Costumer: "I'm depressed"
    TherapistDoctor: "Cheer up mate"

    • @drewb1263
      @drewb1263 4 года назад +38

      Ive given you a like and a comment as i think your comment is a bit underrated and i quite enjoyed it

    • @MohiZidano
      @MohiZidano 4 года назад +35

      @@drewb1263 This is probably the nicest compliment I got in my life

    • @drewb1263
      @drewb1263 4 года назад +22

      @@MohiZidano no worries, i only come for the comments and i think people should get the recognition they deserve for often underrated genius

    • @TVSOUNDSYSTEM
      @TVSOUNDSYSTEM 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dash2240
      @dash2240 4 года назад +10

      I don't think The rapist doctor would be able to give you much advice on that, he could probably give you something else though

  • @Tony36271
    @Tony36271 4 года назад +1446

    “My cars broke down.”
    “Take it to a garage.”

    • @SquareWaveHeaven
      @SquareWaveHeaven 4 года назад +68

      "That'll be a tenner please!"

    • @jckedwards65
      @jckedwards65 4 года назад +13

      Please put your pubic chest hair away in your profile picture

    • @glishteach
      @glishteach 4 года назад +1

      We don't say 'my cars broke down'!

    • @rasta7655
      @rasta7655 4 года назад

      @@jckedwards65 your nice

    • @jckedwards65
      @jckedwards65 4 года назад +1

      @@rasta7655 nah, I'm considerate

  • @SenseiEzra
    @SenseiEzra 3 месяца назад +2

    i have a funny knocking sound at the front of the house, well answer the front door then, ding £20 please

  • @tomhaskett5161
    @tomhaskett5161 Год назад +5

    "Doctor, my arm hurts when I lift it up"
    "Well, don't do it!"

  • @52andattitude48
    @52andattitude48 4 года назад +1367

    Customer: “I’m homeless”
    Kardoctor: “Just buy a house”

  • @Josh23_
    @Josh23_ 2 года назад +3261

    If anyone wants an update, the company dissolved in 2010 and he hasn't tweeted since 2016.. Possibly the worst pitch I've ever seen on Dragons Den.

    • @doritocrispy5008
      @doritocrispy5008 2 года назад +158

      fukin gold mate, I was looking for that. although tbh with you I think they haven't even let him speak lol.

    • @eleanorlyndon865
      @eleanorlyndon865 2 года назад +36

      Yeah I looked into it as well. I wonder what he is doing with himself.

    • @breezyway9387
      @breezyway9387 2 года назад +193

      Hes at the local pub and hes got a mini van delivering car parts

    • @rc2k524
      @rc2k524 2 года назад +256

      @@breezyway9387 that sounds like a 10x better and more profitable business

    • @Ussybussymann
      @Ussybussymann 2 года назад +1

      Elite from you mate

  • @joshfatal
    @joshfatal 22 дня назад +2

    "Hello Dragons"
    I'm already creeped out.

  • @LuckyLukeNZ
    @LuckyLukeNZ Год назад +13

    We have a similar service in my country that’s run by the AA (Automobile Association) and it’s actually really popular. Where he’s gone wrong is how he’s pitched it, the service the AA provides gives advice on anything car related. How to deal with poor workmanship, faulty vehicles where the car dealer is being difficult, exorbitant repair bills, over zealous vehicle inspections… the lot.

  • @ianrae1546
    @ianrae1546 4 года назад +1843

    Customer: “I’m hungry”
    DinnerDoctor Advisor: “Cook a meal”

    • @moosevision8113
      @moosevision8113 4 года назад +22

      customer: "my dog wont eat"
      Petdoctor: "call a vet"

    • @brightington7080
      @brightington7080 4 года назад +5

      No it's not cook a meal... It's eat a meal

    • @kait2972
      @kait2972 4 года назад +7

      You're too generous. This muppet doesn't even advise you how you can solve the problem. His answer would be "go to a restaurant".

    • @tiger3249
      @tiger3249 4 года назад +1

      Worst advice ever. The answer would be "eat". Cooking a meal isn't gonna help. Cooked a meal.. now what?

    • @ianrae1546
      @ianrae1546 4 года назад +1

      Hmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔
      Some good points raised.
      Phone the EatDoctor.
      EatDoctor advisor: “Eat the meal you just cooked”.
      Sorted!

  • @Activated_Complex
    @Activated_Complex 3 года назад +829

    Their slogan could be, “Cut the middleman IN not OUT!”

    • @theg35project50
      @theg35project50 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @trustnoone9931
      @trustnoone9931 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dwiftingwithshiny1895
      @dwiftingwithshiny1895 3 года назад +3

      hes not a middleman, he gets paid whether or not u go to the garage. its about advice and advocating for the customer. consumer distrust in mechanics is a very real problem.

    • @BEBAY
      @BEBAY 2 года назад

      This is underrated lol hilarious

  • @RichMye-wx1ob
    @RichMye-wx1ob Месяц назад +1

    "My third cylinder is bad...."
    "Did you try turning your car off and on again"😁

  • @kwokkie
    @kwokkie Год назад +3

    Customer: "I'm having problems running my startup"
    Businessdoctor: "Find some investors at Dragons Den"

  • @ccjh0806
    @ccjh0806 3 года назад +1426

    This guy actually looked like Duncan's evil twin

    • @shubhamagrawal1397
      @shubhamagrawal1397 3 года назад +12

      underrrrrrated comment!! I thought the same

    • @sammyleet03
      @sammyleet03 3 года назад +5

      hahahahahaha he actually does as well 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @paularkins6039
      @paularkins6039 3 года назад +6

      Named Hugo......Lives in the Family Home Attic😂

    • @nifralo2752
      @nifralo2752 3 года назад +2

      His son hes like 30 years younger than Dinocan Bannatyne

    • @tonestones9445
      @tonestones9445 3 года назад

      Hilarious mate

  • @robotraptor3369
    @robotraptor3369 4 года назад +470

    Customer: "I cant access my bank account"
    Bankdoctor: "call your bank"

    • @MrSaemichlaus
      @MrSaemichlaus 4 года назад +3

      Better yet:
      "Give us your information, we'll try it out"

  • @snowgoose3418
    @snowgoose3418 7 месяцев назад +1

    Or even which garage's to go to in specific areas, is quality assurance!!!!! He has a good idea, problem was packaging and articulation

  • @chukksy
    @chukksy 3 года назад +4672

    He should've stated that he will advice the most affordable and suitable garage for each problem specifically. Also, he would be considered a free help line, so he wouldn't charge people for the advice. Instead, he would arrange a deal with different garages to get income from each client he sends to them. That would be somewhat feasible.

    • @RayCray924
      @RayCray924 2 года назад +182

      Better idea but don't garages basically do the same thing? Its not like you go to specific garages for specific issues.

    • @chukksy
      @chukksy 2 года назад +296

      @@RayCray924 There are exceptions. Like one garage can repair your engine but cannot repair electronics. Or change tires, but no AC refill. Or external paint works. Even official car dealer services do not fix everything in one place.

    • @RayCray924
      @RayCray924 2 года назад +33

      @@chukksy Ohh gotchu

    • @steffenf.7031
      @steffenf.7031 2 года назад +209

      If the money isn't coming from the person with car trouble, then that person becomes the commodity being sold.
      If he is paid by the garages per customer he sends their way, then his incentive is not to suggest the cheapest or best place, but whatever sleazy place that pays him the most.
      Any business has as their first priority to keep their customers happy.
      If you're not paying, you're not the customer. Your satisfaction and happiness will not be the priority.

    • @chukksy
      @chukksy 2 года назад +59

      @@steffenf.7031 yeah, but still sounds better than "let's charge people for an advice to go the garage "

  • @peterinfamilyguy
    @peterinfamilyguy 4 года назад +583

    Customer: "My car is making a weird noise"
    CarDoctor: "You've shaken me, hold on for a minute"

    • @felinemiow7066
      @felinemiow7066 4 года назад +2

      Lol 😂 😂 😂

    • @monkeyskatan
      @monkeyskatan 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @mattzonca4230
      @mattzonca4230 4 года назад

      Customer: "I've become my own Doctor! And now to that manual in the glove boot!"

  • @MakingEndsMeet_JudysStopNShop
    @MakingEndsMeet_JudysStopNShop Год назад +6

    Anybody else picture him dressed up like a vampire? He has like the perfect face hairline shape of his head to be a perfect vampire on Halloween

    • @dorkydragon5055
      @dorkydragon5055 4 дня назад

      Naw that's the financial advisor. Orange shirt dude got a rat skaven fit glue some whiskers an he's set

  • @bhambhole
    @bhambhole 25 дней назад +2

    This dude just invented the Google search, Brilliant!

  • @deathbystereo-
    @deathbystereo- 4 года назад +1043

    The producers wanted a laugh putting this guy on 🤣

    • @Jim-so3zm
      @Jim-so3zm 3 года назад +34

      @@Nate-uf4xk Except that this guy isn't Einstein

    • @dossieinvalertsdossie2231
      @dossieinvalertsdossie2231 3 года назад +7

      😂😂. Thanks for another laugh

    • @vivs9314
      @vivs9314 3 года назад +4

      Nate Einstein was a natural genius, this guy...

    • @tamninja
      @tamninja 3 года назад +2

      Einstein can do his maths.

    • @Claire6y
      @Claire6y 3 года назад +3

      Oh, they're laughing all right, cause the producers of this show just made more than 150,000 in ad revenue from all us watching this. Watch surveillance capitalism.

  • @nathanbarnes8535
    @nathanbarnes8535 4 года назад +820

    Customer: Every time I drink tea I get a pain in my right eye
    This guy: try taking the spoon out of the cup

    • @jayteamoriarty-writer7534
      @jayteamoriarty-writer7534 4 года назад +25

      10/10 advice, it worked. Would remove soon again.

    • @PolitischTourette
      @PolitischTourette 4 года назад

      ..

    • @robmarrin6720
      @robmarrin6720 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣 The old ones are the best 👍

    • @eval_is_evil
      @eval_is_evil 4 года назад

      Lmao british humour is the best

    • @eval_is_evil
      @eval_is_evil 4 года назад +7

      @SavageArfad a guy walks in to a doctor' office ,the doctor says he is very sick, the guy says he wants a second opinion,the doctor says that he's ugly too

  • @dystopian..
    @dystopian.. 10 дней назад +3

    Check that ones floorboards

  • @regwatson2017
    @regwatson2017 6 месяцев назад +5

    Haha. That would be quickest 150,000 quid you'd ever lose if you invested. He'd probably stay in business for a week before he had a complete meltdown and closed the office down. He registered "Kardoctor" but has since closed it down. At least the shirt was worth a couple of quid !

  • @DamagedSoda
    @DamagedSoda 3 года назад +1591

    I love how Duncan is out, but still tells him to bring the other guy up to have more fun at his expense.

    • @raghu5657
      @raghu5657 2 года назад +18

      😂😂😂

    • @daithiocinnsealach3173
      @daithiocinnsealach3173 2 года назад +105

      The other guy saved him some embarrassment tbh. He actually did have the figures correct. I was expecting him not to know either 😬

    • @philofthesouth6019
      @philofthesouth6019 2 года назад +23

      Duncan BANTERtyne

    • @FaceSwapOfficial
      @FaceSwapOfficial 2 года назад +21

      to be fair i think duncan was trying to alleviate the stress and anxiety he was having

    • @charisselinnell-morton4137
      @charisselinnell-morton4137 Год назад

      Lol 😂

  • @andrewdevine3920
    @andrewdevine3920 4 года назад +1650

    He should have come straight out and said this is a way to avoid being scammed in garages. A real problem that he's offering a solution to.

    • @BenKellyMusic92
      @BenKellyMusic92 4 года назад +26

      Google exists for that exact reason.

    • @andrewdevine3920
      @andrewdevine3920 4 года назад +180

      @@BenKellyMusic92 You could say that about pretty much anything.

    • @Wally-H
      @Wally-H 4 года назад +40

      There is an online version of the business he was trying to create here, where you can live chat to mechanics. He should have gone down that route, it would have worked better I think, even years ago when this programme was made. By holding multiple online chats with customers he could have avoided employing staff

    • @Tomfissh
      @Tomfissh 4 года назад +8

      @@andrewdevine3920 Yes, you can. Because it's such a good search engine.

    • @sikkepossu
      @sikkepossu 4 года назад +5

      @@theefierysummons Hmmm... Where is that? I have never heard about such garage.

  • @matthewhartley4288
    @matthewhartley4288 6 месяцев назад +5

    I'd just fart and walk out after all the dragons say no what else have you got to lose 😅

  • @clintaustin2817
    @clintaustin2817 2 месяца назад +2

    He had an idea, he liked his idea, he sold himself the idea..
    The dragons saved him from himself.

  • @danielm1317
    @danielm1317 4 года назад +343

    When he was coming out. I thought he was wearing a prisoner outfit.

    • @ENGABU1
      @ENGABU1 4 года назад +5

      When he said he worked in a garage!
      Jones should have said "was it really...or were you just making number plates?"

    • @rizzlekix640
      @rizzlekix640 4 года назад

      Same

  • @lostnamenowwhoami
    @lostnamenowwhoami Год назад +5

    His accountant looks like his dad

  • @nickydaviesnsdpharms3084
    @nickydaviesnsdpharms3084 6 месяцев назад +3

    This made my day, I needed a good laugh! LMFAO Peter Jones dropping logic bombs!

  • @michael6255
    @michael6255 4 года назад +292

    I thought this was a spoof at first.
    “My cars been stolen”
    “aye mate, you’ll have to call the police”

  • @chesterlester5770
    @chesterlester5770 3 года назад +1023

    Moral of the story:
    “Oh no my cars broken down, I dunno what to do”
    **rings up this guy**
    “My cars broken down, what do I do?”
    “Take it to a garage”
    “K” 😐

    • @anxiahh3772
      @anxiahh3772 3 года назад +35

      That’ll be 10 pounds

    • @44unda
      @44unda 3 года назад +14

      You obviously don't understand his business concept. It's like having a mechanic as a friend who can advise you on repairs and give you a way to check and see if your getting ripped off by shady mechanics. I guess I don't blame you, it was a terrible presentation

    • @chesterlester5770
      @chesterlester5770 3 года назад +7

      @@44unda I mean I kinda get it but it’s pointless putting investment in, it’s useless nowadays and more effort than taking your car to the nearby garage
      Edit: if it was a website it would make sense, not a phone call

    • @samael5200
      @samael5200 3 года назад +3

      GAWAGE

    • @njml4178
      @njml4178 3 года назад +2

      @@44unda you can google or watch a RUclips video

  • @erkannehir2412
    @erkannehir2412 Год назад +1

    It’s like health care line and someone calls you and say he got stomach ache. And you tell them to go to a doctor. And he pays you for that advice…

  • @KerryNeeds
    @KerryNeeds Год назад +4

    Peter absolutely slayed with his mental arithmetic 😂

  • @closetolastt8922
    @closetolastt8922 4 года назад +1031

    Customer: "What is the average price of a new clutch?"
    CarDoctor: "875 pounds, sorry, 874... sorry, that's, not.. ok, so, £7.50 plus labour is.. sorry, you've really shaken me, please hold for my financial director, Howard."

    • @ICT-Utopia
      @ICT-Utopia 3 года назад

      😹😹😹😹

    • @basstrammel1322
      @basstrammel1322 3 года назад +5

      @Bartosz Bartoszewski So what? We can't make fun of a 10 year old bad pitch?

    • @mischief8006
      @mischief8006 3 года назад +8

      @@basstrammel1322 no u cant. Have some respect. He died 9 years ago. Brakes failed

    • @kiradotee
      @kiradotee 3 года назад

      @@mischief8006 you serious? Link?

    • @vedadhodzic16
      @vedadhodzic16 3 года назад

      @@mischief8006 that's kinda ... ironic

  • @leesawford
    @leesawford 3 года назад +269

    ‘There’s something wrong with my car’ - ‘ok- take it to the garage mate , that’ll be 1pound fifty’ -‘ thanks mate’.

    • @w33bghoulsan79
      @w33bghoulsan79 3 года назад +11

      10 pounds. Mister Howard cleared that up

    • @juanmanu9652
      @juanmanu9652 3 года назад

      He did say it was a tenner to call but if he told the customer that they would simply hang up !! :-)

  • @LogicalNiko
    @LogicalNiko Год назад +26

    I forgot how unprepared the early pitches on Dragons Den used to be. It was essentially random people who barely knew what a business or investment plan was.

    • @DavidTheRoss
      @DavidTheRoss 4 месяца назад +3

      We just fit a flow signal.
      It's red in color.
      It's mimicking the traffic coming towards you.

  • @petenrita
    @petenrita Год назад +6

    AAA Premium service . $160 a year. Includes four tows within 300km; garages are pre approved and checked out.

  • @adamhartley8244
    @adamhartley8244 3 года назад +893

    So he's designed a system, via a phone call to narrow down what's up with your car so you can go to the garage and say what's up with your car.

    • @rohilthomson
      @rohilthomson 3 года назад +128

      Seems even more redundant when put into text.

    • @Fiskie666
      @Fiskie666 3 года назад +75

      Or perhaps a system to negotiate with the garage over a presumable diagnose of the problem xD And try to safe you money.
      'Sorry wait a minute, I will give you the phone, he will explain'
      Can you imagine how pissed the worker at the garage will get before even looking into your car? xDD

    • @jellafella6957
      @jellafella6957 3 года назад +97

      To be fair, the part he said in the beginning about preventing garage scams makes sense. A lot of places who can tell you're not car literate will be happy to charge you for the extra headlight fluid. (Headlight fluid is a joke, but at least in America, they'll tack on a bunch of unnecessary fluid changes and part replacements.)

    • @quark_E
      @quark_E 3 года назад +12

      I mean it's basically webmd for cars

    • @mollykeane2571
      @mollykeane2571 3 года назад +7

      @@jellafella6957 I was thinking the same and as he’s from that world he’ll know all the scams. I reckon having him on your side whilst at the garage would be reassuring to say the least. You’re paying for his protection in a way...and for that reason...Duncan’s going to take the piss out of you.

  • @commanderkeen3787
    @commanderkeen3787 3 года назад +309

    This is such an idiotic business idea. I can imagine 99% of calls made between CarDoctor and the garages to end in "Well mate you haven't even seen the car, so stop wasting our time"

    • @ixopo6715
      @ixopo6715 3 года назад +6

      If I had a funny noise coming from the back of my car and told my garage to do a diagnostic MOT they would roll their eyes and burst out laughing.

    • @ze89412
      @ze89412 2 года назад +1

      @@ixopo6715 they’d probably still do it

    • @attoboi9763
      @attoboi9763 2 года назад +18

      I'm pretty sure the point of this call line would be a situation like this "the garage is telling me my power steering is out, they are charging me 489$, is that fair for the job?"
      Costs the person to call a few bucks, might save $300 on the cost of the work
      I think that's the point of this

    • @nekilik3374
      @nekilik3374 2 года назад +6

      @@attoboi9763 I think that will be other way around. He will sent you to garage owned by his parter or friend and in that garage they will charge you 500 instead of 300.

    • @attoboi9763
      @attoboi9763 2 года назад +5

      @@nekilik3374 very possible that it would be abused quickly like that

  • @christopherrankine1364
    @christopherrankine1364 Месяц назад +1

    Customer: ‘My car won’t start’
    Car Doctor: ‘Do you have keys?’
    That’s £40.

  • @JohnDoe-wi1oy
    @JohnDoe-wi1oy 2 года назад +11

    Peter: "You need approximately 400 calls every working day. How are you going to do that?"
    Lee: "We plan to have the 20 advisors go around breaking peoples cars on their lunch break with CarDoctor bricks."

  • @MisfitHaole
    @MisfitHaole 3 года назад +644

    The second hand embarrassment I get from this is crushing😂

    • @750count
      @750count 3 года назад +12

      Yes
      There is a certain amount of pain involved here
      I am actually watching these to toughen myself up for a pitch (not to the sharks)
      You have to be ready, you have to have your numbers together or suffer as some of these people do

    • @Tasha25681
      @Tasha25681 2 года назад +3

      I have to keep pausing DD when pitches go wrong because people get so egotistical and arrogant I just can't it's so cringe!

    • @isitoveryet9525
      @isitoveryet9525 2 года назад +4

      It’s truly painful watching the Doc at work 😭

    • @daithiocinnsealach3173
      @daithiocinnsealach3173 2 года назад +2

      Just keep yourself in the Dragons' persepctive

    • @claranadine1086
      @claranadine1086 2 года назад +1

      I just came to comment about the horrible second hand embarrassment XD

  • @peterd788
    @peterd788 4 года назад +691

    Company was dissolved in 2010.

    • @livewell453
      @livewell453 4 года назад +59

      Mass Debater under rated comment

    • @jamiebatchelor21
      @jamiebatchelor21 4 года назад +8

      Mass Debater yes exactly

    • @Niallacus
      @Niallacus 4 года назад +131

      Call a Liquidator mate

    • @ricky4mel
      @ricky4mel 4 года назад +1

      I'm in we're do I sign up oh I can't

    • @leboeuf05
      @leboeuf05 4 года назад +4

      I wonder why? 😁

  • @siddharthsurve8013
    @siddharthsurve8013 2 месяца назад +2

    It's similar to this 👇
    Citizen: My brother is having a heartattack. What can I do? Until the ambulance arrives.
    Helpline: Do you have any expertise in the field of medicine?
    Citizen: No, I'm sorry.
    Helpline: No problem, you can take him to the nearest hospital. Bye!!!

  • @rickoep3
    @rickoep3 Год назад +1

    This is the best pitch ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 absolutely hilarious

  • @mparryuk52
    @mparryuk52 4 года назад +535

    Company folded in 2010 with £8k debts, shame because my car has been making a knocking sound and I was looking for their number 🤔🚙

    • @HPTeguh
      @HPTeguh 4 года назад +17

      Just turn up the radio for "Turn Up the Radio" by Autograph, mate

    • @kage2701
      @kage2701 3 года назад +23

      To be fair 8k debt isn't that bad. I paid 145k for a 50% stake in my business. If it went tits up right now then I'd be out about 60k 😂

    • @lord_scrubington
      @lord_scrubington 3 года назад +2

      I can provide you with some spot on advice

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 3 года назад +9

      It's scary that it lasted that long.

    • @kevfrombutterley
      @kevfrombutterley 3 года назад +5

      You might be better phoning Duncan Bannatyne by the look of it

  • @shikshanhindi8769
    @shikshanhindi8769 4 года назад +427

    Peter is sharp at the maths.

    • @moh5938
      @moh5938 3 года назад +14

      He did some basic maths and used common sense. Nothing crazy really

    • @elijahcarrillo2358
      @elijahcarrillo2358 3 года назад +50

      @@moh5938 yea but he's fast

    • @dsfsdfsddf
      @dsfsdfsddf 3 года назад +9

      he's got a hidden calculator

    • @thedragonhouse4991
      @thedragonhouse4991 3 года назад +8

      @@dsfsdfsddf yeah his brain

    • @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock
      @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock 3 года назад +14

      You don't reach his level of success without learning a few tricks.