"I'm Gonna Sue The Living Daylights Out Of You!" | Dragons' Den

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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025

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  • @DragonsDenGlobal
    @DragonsDenGlobal  3 года назад +180

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    • @hortondlfn1994
      @hortondlfn1994 3 года назад +10

      This illustrates the very reason I can't watch shows like this - if you don't want to shut up long enough to get your question answered, don't ask it! The "dragons" seem to be looking for two or three word answers rather than explanations.
      The guy's idea may be a crock, after all, but NO ONE gave him a chance to finish answering a question!
      Pathetic.

    • @thetessellater9163
      @thetessellater9163 3 года назад +3

      "...the newest clips..." Posted 2020, clip from 2006 - is this the newest clip ????

    • @thetessellater9163
      @thetessellater9163 3 года назад +5

      @@hortondlfn1994 - I guess perhaps like those watching, the dragons get frustrated with people who are asking for shed loads of cash, yet fail to come prepared with some realistic figures. I think he wanted to try to talk them into the idea, rather than replying to their queries. Idea sure was a crock, though.

    • @LazyStory
      @LazyStory 3 года назад +1

      Crap Lee is an awfull person

    • @ArturkO-yq2ml
      @ArturkO-yq2ml 3 года назад

      💨💨💨😧

  • @noname2250
    @noname2250 3 года назад +12732

    Basically what he's pitching is to identify the problem so that the garage doesn't rip you off. Only problem is is that this guy will rip you off first

    • @PinkPearMartini
      @PinkPearMartini 3 года назад +916

      I understand exactly what he was trying to do, and he was right when he said that they were all focused on breakdowns that would obviously need a shop. (so are the commenters)
      There have been many times I've wished I had a mechanic friend to call with questions like "My steering suddenly feels a little tough for some reason... does that need to go to a shop ASAP or can it wait until after payday?"
      But they ARE right about potential problems. If they say "it can wait as long as you have enough power steering fluid" but then I crash my car because I couldn't complete a turn... I'll have no choice but to take them to court to cover my hospital bills (I'm in the US).

    • @Pokerdude38
      @Pokerdude38 3 года назад +180

      Its all about cutting out the middleman, or adding one in in this case

    • @pedrosilvaproductions
      @pedrosilvaproductions 3 года назад +117

      Sure, but many times they diagnose you problems you didn't know existed. Like, you had a problem in your power steering and then they find out, for example, that you have small leaks on your coolant that are deteriorating other parts of the car. That's something that no amount of advice on the phone could give you.
      Thing is, you phone them if you have a problem. A mechanic can avoid problems whilst fixing some of them.

    • @Pokerdude38
      @Pokerdude38 3 года назад +67

      @@pedrosilvaproductions I think he perfectly identified the problem but was just a step off on his solution. Its extremely hard in the states to find a really good mechanic and I can imagine its a much larger problem that just here as less and less people enter the field. But he would probably have more success fixing cars on his own than being an advisor on car problems.

    • @arposkraft3616
      @arposkraft3616 3 года назад +51

      @@PinkPearMartini have you ever heard of car-forums on the internet?

  • @Superrainbowmoo
    @Superrainbowmoo 3 года назад +7562

    Customer: "my car squeaks when i turn left."
    CarDoctor: "just dont turn left then, mate."

    • @Munki
      @Munki 3 года назад +247

      Turn right three times instead.

    • @da3v1ls93
      @da3v1ls93 3 года назад +193

      2 wrongs dont make a right but 3 rights make a left

    • @Atlasm2p
      @Atlasm2p 3 года назад +38

      Dumb problem.
      Just turn right 270º.

    • @GustavoTeixeira-hu1ck
      @GustavoTeixeira-hu1ck 3 года назад +21

      @@Atlasm2p You solved it right on.

    • @Atlasm2p
      @Atlasm2p 3 года назад +13

      @@GustavoTeixeira-hu1ck took me a second to see what you did there, my mind wasn't in the right spot 😂

  • @lukefrohling
    @lukefrohling 4 года назад +9442

    I love how he’s already wearing prison-orange

    • @TabsT-vy5jy
      @TabsT-vy5jy 4 года назад +31

      LOL at least he's prepared.

    • @aydenfisher5797
      @aydenfisher5797 4 года назад +184

      Looks like a shady guy tbf

    • @lukerosewell4561
      @lukerosewell4561 4 года назад +98

      I like how the dragons look at him as he walks into the room and they thinking ummm what are you wearing and why are you dressed up like a prisoner, dead man walking lol

    • @natshenkin
      @natshenkin 4 года назад +104

      Prisoners in the UK don't wear orange, normally grey or blue.

    • @danielsimon2334
      @danielsimon2334 4 года назад +41

      ORANGE is the new BLACK! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Rando_Shyte
    @Rando_Shyte 2 года назад +1622

    "My boat is sinking I need help"
    Boat Doctor: "You're going to drown mate. That'll be £24.99"

  • @dubzeefps4189
    @dubzeefps4189 2 года назад +5264

    Customer : “My cars not starting mate”
    Car Doctor : “I’d take that to a garage mate. That’ll be £10 please” 😂😂

    • @william21186
      @william21186 2 года назад +38

      😂🤣😂💀

    • @firefighter2312
      @firefighter2312 2 года назад +6

      😆

    • @tmrevenge
      @tmrevenge 2 года назад +77

      "You know if you worked out more you'd be stronger. That would be 10 dollars"

    • @alkaholic4848
      @alkaholic4848 2 года назад

      Thankfully, they wouldn't employ people like you.
      What if it was just a flat battery?

    • @Oliver-wv4bd
      @Oliver-wv4bd 2 года назад +5

      @@artvandalay2736 No lol

  • @BlindDweller
    @BlindDweller 5 лет назад +4894

    Customer: "My boiler is broken!"
    Pipedoctor: "Call a plumber, mate."

    • @hibeam3706
      @hibeam3706 5 лет назад +15

      😂😂😂

    • @mannion7646
      @mannion7646 5 лет назад +98

      "That'll be ten quid"

    • @RuffRyder2011
      @RuffRyder2011 5 лет назад +14

      Gas engineer actually 😂

    • @Abjefdi
      @Abjefdi 5 лет назад +5

      NoFuksGiven Gas engineers are plumbers it’s just a different category of plumbers like “pipe fitters”

    • @kirishima638
      @kirishima638 5 лет назад +3

      Honestly people are so clueless these days that it could work. Not in 2010 but in 2020 maybe.

  • @periperihustle4561
    @periperihustle4561 4 года назад +3771

    Me: "my car won't start"
    Car Doctor: "call the AA"
    Me: "awesome mate, where would I be without Car Doctor"

    • @mlml7854
      @mlml7854 4 года назад +22

      that really made me laugh!

    • @littlepete6849
      @littlepete6849 4 года назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @danb1618
      @danb1618 4 года назад +2

      🤣 😂 🤣

    • @reapermode8468
      @reapermode8468 3 года назад +2

      Cardocktor*

    • @cddagr
      @cddagr 3 года назад +20

      "That'll be £15 please."
      "Holy guacamole! What! All that to yell me the obvious?"
      "Now it's £30 to answer that new question as well."

  • @C414AC
    @C414AC 2 года назад +1056

    “My child is sick”
    DoctorDoctor: “take him to a GP mate”

    • @cambs0181
      @cambs0181 Год назад +4

      This comment tickled me😂

    • @MrFreeman042
      @MrFreeman042 Год назад +3

      Please let this stay at 111 likes 😂

    • @chrisbradley5947
      @chrisbradley5947 11 месяцев назад +3

      I'd be disappointed if the Doctor Doctor didn't give me the news...

    • @angelavolkov1126
      @angelavolkov1126 11 месяцев назад

      I dunno, telehealth is now a thing.

    • @bsibbs2667
      @bsibbs2667 10 месяцев назад +2

      You've got a bad case of loving you, £10 please

  • @eoin8501
    @eoin8501 5 лет назад +9309

    Customer: 'My bodily functions aren't working'
    Doctordoctor:' Go see a doctor mate'

    • @A15Beats
      @A15Beats 5 лет назад +66

      Amazing comment

    • @machomanOOOOHYEEEAH
      @machomanOOOOHYEEEAH 5 лет назад +182

      Yeah...... but you forgot to say, “that’s £2.84 please “

    • @Christopher0601
      @Christopher0601 5 лет назад +40

      I mean this happens lmao
      In the UK we have NHS24
      You could call saying "my arm feels numb suddenly" or "i have a fever" and they'll ask questions to try and tell you whether you should:
      - rush to hospital
      - wait for a normal docs appointment
      - just go to a pharmacist for advice
      These advice lines are supposed to exist for good reason lmao

    • @thelizardking3036
      @thelizardking3036 5 лет назад +29

      I think they missed the point entirely. He won’t fix the problem. He will keep the garage honest. Often mechanics choose the for them easy and for the customer expensive solution. Installing new parts instead of fixing the problem. This guy will make sure the customer asks informed questions or he will ask them himself. Imagine having a experienced mechanic with you when visiting a garage to advice you.

    • @kait2972
      @kait2972 5 лет назад +56

      @@thelizardking3036 then you missed Deborah's point. There's going to be a confused customer with a guy on the phone, who's never seen the car, telling them it's one thing and a mechanic who's examined the car telling them another. If somebody suspects they are being ripped off or lied to then then should get a second opinion from another mechanic who's seen the car

  • @mads9270
    @mads9270 3 года назад +3537

    Me: “My hair has gotten very long”
    HairDoctor: “Get a haircut, mate”

  • @Jim-so3zm
    @Jim-so3zm 4 года назад +2489

    My clutch has gone.
    Car doctor: Just take the bus.

  • @petergedd9330
    @petergedd9330 Год назад +111

    Food Doctor - 'I'm hungry' - No worries mate, you need to buy some food. That'll be £10.

  • @ryansmith3531
    @ryansmith3531 4 года назад +1789

    Deborah: there's a knocking sound at the back of my car.
    Car doctor: let the guy out of the boot

    • @m1serfreed477
      @m1serfreed477 4 года назад +19

      Car doctor: Its a hitch hiker, let him in and do the right thing, customer: i've just been robbed and raped

    • @HaggardPillockHD
      @HaggardPillockHD 4 года назад +5

      Nice Goodfellas reference haha

    • @angebrowne1730
      @angebrowne1730 4 года назад

      Lol.

    • @neame-bh3uq
      @neame-bh3uq 3 года назад +1

      Deborah was a made man and the Kardoctor wasn’t

    • @andrewjames4346
      @andrewjames4346 3 года назад

      Underrated comment!

  • @ianmorrison1317
    @ianmorrison1317 5 лет назад +5464

    Why did this guy come looking like a criminal with his attorney.

    • @ella-bt8hp
      @ella-bt8hp 5 лет назад +191

      Haha he looks he's wearing an American jump suit doesn't he lol

    • @Brandonious15987
      @Brandonious15987 5 лет назад +106

      Doesn't help that his financial advisor looks like a public attorney.

    • @leebee5361
      @leebee5361 5 лет назад +44

      Haha.. yeah.. actually looks like a serial killer to me.. in the court, still fresh from his last, er, 'meal'!!.. (Maybe he came round, after they'd called him asking for advice on their dodgy car's rattling engine, lol!!!)...

    • @SESK98
      @SESK98 5 лет назад +21

      @@leebee5361 How can someone "look like a serial killer" ? It's not like they all look alike.

    • @Mushruums
      @Mushruums 5 лет назад +4

      π day well what if his suit was made from human skin. I’d say he looked like a serial killer.

  • @YvieScarlet
    @YvieScarlet 4 года назад +6478

    and the award for the most misleading click bait title goes to....

    • @nohmaanmustafa4413
      @nohmaanmustafa4413 4 года назад +141

      I know what a piss take

    • @oliprj8676
      @oliprj8676 4 года назад +39

      This is not the only one

    • @TheFen2009
      @TheFen2009 4 года назад +203

      yvie scarlet thanks that’s just saved me watching it.

    • @leelavelle7865
      @leelavelle7865 4 года назад +30

      Yvie Scarlet, you have the cutest right nostril I have ever seen on a woman.

    • @badbadfull
      @badbadfull 4 года назад +51

      @@leelavelle7865 So wet

  • @Gardureth
    @Gardureth 2 года назад +1303

    I love how Peter is a gentleman while he breaks the whole businessplan with math in 5 seconds.

    • @crrodriguez
      @crrodriguez 2 года назад +45

      brings the simple ballpark economic facts and pitches fall like a house of cards,

    • @sdwone
      @sdwone Год назад +44

      That's why Mathematics is the most important subject in the world! It essentially runs our entire Civilization! Oh... And is critically important for business pitches too! So that investors can have an idea in WHAT they're investing into!!!

  • @crazycryptoscad3907
    @crazycryptoscad3907 3 года назад +3290

    Love it. He's identified an area when people get scammed regularly and identified that he wants a slice of every scam 😂

    • @Ulvetann
      @Ulvetann 2 года назад +69

      Spot on. I have an idea for a business. To be a call-center, only calling out and advice people they have virus on their computers. Yep. Sound idea.

    • @TiagrajI
      @TiagrajI 2 года назад +8

      Hahaha. Hey that's a business if you think of it.

    • @adamkahn8645
      @adamkahn8645 2 года назад +23

      @@Ulvetann "To be a call-center, only calling out and advice people they have to call another call center"
      much better

    • @DenverJohn
      @DenverJohn Год назад +7

      Capitalism at its finest

    • @iainclark5964
      @iainclark5964 Год назад +6

      Advice on motoring, we used to call them mechanics!

  • @danielg9805
    @danielg9805 5 лет назад +2626

    Customer: “I lost my keys”
    LostDoctor: “Look for them mate”

    • @swissmeringueclouds1428
      @swissmeringueclouds1428 5 лет назад +36

      Daniel Gallagher ‘Lost doctor’ 😂😂😂

    • @paulsz6194
      @paulsz6194 5 лет назад +26

      How much for that advice? £1.50 . Tell the caller to start from where they last remember had them and charge another £1.50 for that ! 🤣🤣

    • @solarmaru49
      @solarmaru49 5 лет назад +7

      The guy has crazy lazy eyes

    • @hectichazerdus
      @hectichazerdus 5 лет назад +6

      Customer : My car engine keeps making a whooshing sound
      Kardoctor : You will most likely need a new steering wheel (£1.50 charge)

    • @ILOVECHICKEN698
      @ILOVECHICKEN698 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

  • @EverthingsApple
    @EverthingsApple 3 года назад +5523

    Peter: "7.50 per hour, for 20 people, how much is that per year?"
    MathDoctor: "Get a calculator mate"

    • @wynnedwards94
      @wynnedwards94 3 года назад +174

      I couldn't imagine having a Supreme knowledge of cars to be a car doctor just tho be pain minimum wage

    • @conorstewart2214
      @conorstewart2214 3 года назад +48

      I know minimum wages change over time but here in 2021 your employees would have to be under 21 for you to be able to pay them that little.

    • @zoulogist9171
      @zoulogist9171 3 года назад +90

      We’re gonna make £150,000!
      What are you going to spend to make that?
      £400,000!

    • @thomasseitz2801
      @thomasseitz2801 3 года назад +12

      Nathan ...."Get a calculator mate" LOL

    • @thomasseitz2801
      @thomasseitz2801 3 года назад +4

      "Get a caculator" LOL

  • @myeyesarespiders
    @myeyesarespiders Год назад +120

    He looks like a prisoner standing there with his lawyer

  • @bibbly1234
    @bibbly1234 5 лет назад +1738

    Customer: "My lights aren't working"
    ElectricDoctor: "Call an electrician, mate"

    • @lowkeyliesmith3795
      @lowkeyliesmith3795 5 лет назад +10

      Electrician changes light bulb

    • @DisleyDavid
      @DisleyDavid 5 лет назад +2

      Or. Turn them on.

    • @Nidge2013
      @Nidge2013 Месяц назад

      Kardoctor says you are out of indicator fluid

  • @sssbattleaxe
    @sssbattleaxe 4 года назад +1592

    "I can't poop"
    "Push harder mate"

  • @KeiFresh
    @KeiFresh 4 года назад +4111

    “Hey there’s something wrong with my car”
    “Take it to a shop”
    “OMG thanks, here’s some money!”

    • @afzaltar2750
      @afzaltar2750 4 года назад +90

      Thats basically their business strategy in a nutshell.

    • @williampennjr.4448
      @williampennjr.4448 4 года назад +32

      Oh so a financial advisor is just someone who tells you to open a bank account?
      A doctor is just someone who tells you to take an aspirin?

    • @manz007
      @manz007 4 года назад +34

      @@williampennjr.4448 I do see there is something ....but the guy can't actually explain it very well especially due to the judges interrupting and plus him making those awful hand gestures to explain things...... I understand that People Rip off people who dont know anything about the thing(such a vehicle) .....i just wish he explained it well.... Offcourse i do think he shouldve also talked about things like sending photos and not just about services on the phone.

    • @rosco3
      @rosco3 4 года назад +36

      @@williampennjr.4448 they are clearly different... this guy business doesn't give you any information you already don't have and it's trying to make you pay for it.
      You don't need a financial advisor to open a simple bank account or a doctor to take a OTC headache medication.
      Not even to count that a doctor actually examines you the better equivalent would be you call someone and says "My head hurts" and their response is "Go see a doctor". It added nothing to you

    • @onradioactivewaves
      @onradioactivewaves 3 года назад +1

      Maybe the money part comes first.

  • @ollieox9181
    @ollieox9181 2 года назад +426

    He came up with the entire idea that morning - while eating breakfast.

    • @HowToTouch
      @HowToTouch 6 месяцев назад +2

      😂 I'm dying reading this

    • @erepsekahs
      @erepsekahs 5 месяцев назад

      .....and drinking a bottle of rum.

    • @ojbeez5260
      @ojbeez5260 3 месяца назад

      Breakfast Doctor: You need to eat more Weetabix - That will be £5 please.

    • @dibassarkar2898
      @dibassarkar2898 Месяц назад

      We all get good ideas while eating brekky

  • @ipettynote
    @ipettynote 5 лет назад +1859

    Customer: “I can’t see.”
    EyeDoctor: “Look mate...”

  • @Quantris
    @Quantris 3 года назад +3679

    Debra: "I got a funny knocking sound at the back of the car"
    That's Jenny. Open the trunk because SHE WANTS OUT

    • @troo_story
      @troo_story 3 года назад +90

      Definitely underrated joke.

    • @Megaritz
      @Megaritz 3 года назад +39

      OMG that made me laugh more than anything I've seen all day!

    • @fohunter12345
      @fohunter12345 3 года назад +13

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @dropthebag
      @dropthebag 3 года назад +11

      Amazing

    • @Gang2eb
      @Gang2eb 3 года назад +12

      such creative humor

  • @MohiZidano
    @MohiZidano 5 лет назад +1826

    Costumer: "I'm depressed"
    TherapistDoctor: "Cheer up mate"

    • @drewb1263
      @drewb1263 5 лет назад +39

      Ive given you a like and a comment as i think your comment is a bit underrated and i quite enjoyed it

    • @MohiZidano
      @MohiZidano 5 лет назад +37

      @@drewb1263 This is probably the nicest compliment I got in my life

    • @drewb1263
      @drewb1263 5 лет назад +21

      @@MohiZidano no worries, i only come for the comments and i think people should get the recognition they deserve for often underrated genius

    • @TVSOUNDSYSTEM
      @TVSOUNDSYSTEM 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dash2240
      @dash2240 5 лет назад +10

      I don't think The rapist doctor would be able to give you much advice on that, he could probably give you something else though

  • @zekesboxtalk1
    @zekesboxtalk1 Год назад +140

    He should’ve just come in and said “my company is an advice line to people to ask their body shops specific questions so that I don’t get ripped off” that would have been good

    • @unknownpotato8691
      @unknownpotato8691 7 месяцев назад +18

      He's basically that friend who knows about cars that everyone in the friend group calls for advice on what to do for car problems. Similar to the "tech guy" in the family.
      It's actually a pretty neat idea. But if the owner couldn't communicate it well, I can only imagine the quality of "advice" people who call his company would be getting.

    • @sadsworth4605
      @sadsworth4605 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@unknownpotato8691 No its not the friend is a trusted person WHO you know wont rip you off himself while this is a random guy who has not even seen my car

    • @veeragurusamy1781
      @veeragurusamy1781 5 месяцев назад +2

      No it wouldn't have, because the people could literally just call their body shop directly for free instead of having to pay for the same service.

  • @ianrae1546
    @ianrae1546 5 лет назад +1866

    Customer: “I’m hungry”
    DinnerDoctor Advisor: “Cook a meal”

    • @moosevision8113
      @moosevision8113 5 лет назад +22

      customer: "my dog wont eat"
      Petdoctor: "call a vet"

    • @brightington7080
      @brightington7080 5 лет назад +5

      No it's not cook a meal... It's eat a meal

    • @kait2972
      @kait2972 5 лет назад +7

      You're too generous. This muppet doesn't even advise you how you can solve the problem. His answer would be "go to a restaurant".

    • @tiger3249
      @tiger3249 5 лет назад +1

      Worst advice ever. The answer would be "eat". Cooking a meal isn't gonna help. Cooked a meal.. now what?

    • @ianrae1546
      @ianrae1546 5 лет назад

      Hmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔
      Some good points raised.
      Phone the EatDoctor.
      EatDoctor advisor: “Eat the meal you just cooked”.
      Sorted!

  • @MoreConsole
    @MoreConsole 3 года назад +2022

    Customer: I can't see.
    Kar Doctor: Open your eyes.

    • @OfficialLegend
      @OfficialLegend 3 года назад +51

      £1.50 please

    • @guillerbrady9261
      @guillerbrady9261 3 года назад +17

      Are you that bored at home you are surfing all sorts of random videos? Been seeing you in the Comments everywhere lately 😂.
      Big fan since D1 days bro 🤙

    • @tboytheasian7894
      @tboytheasian7894 3 года назад +6

      Money please now

    • @Zurrke
      @Zurrke 3 года назад +11

      Tf are you doing here mate - probably same as me 😂 fell down a rabbit hole

    • @NathanL11
      @NathanL11 3 года назад +2

      I love reading these comments 😂

  • @yap7353
    @yap7353 5 лет назад +1763

    Customer: I’m having a heart attack
    HeartDoctor: Don’t do that, mate

    • @deunclebros
      @deunclebros 5 лет назад +13

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @acesigma06
      @acesigma06 5 лет назад +11

      HeartDoctor “I think you’re having a heart attack”
      *click*

    • @wetlettuce4768
      @wetlettuce4768 5 лет назад +16

      @@acesigma06 Heartdoctor wouldn't hang up the call they have to milk that £1.50/minute when their client pops their clogs...

    • @natelegancecarnival
      @natelegancecarnival 5 лет назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hash4700
      @hash4700 5 лет назад +2

      This is my favourite one 😂😂😂

  • @Seventeen_Seconds
    @Seventeen_Seconds Год назад +377

    When I have my dragons den binge every few months I always come back to this one first 😂

    • @PhaRoaH87
      @PhaRoaH87 Год назад +9

      Rory the Seaweed Hunter and Evil Fiona is a bit better

    • @kealan.213
      @kealan.213 Год назад +9

      @@PhaRoaH87This and the flow signals one

    • @saadsalman1650
      @saadsalman1650 Год назад +5

      I watch this one then immediately the electronic signal guy, precisely to hear Duncan hear his story :P

    • @bigwashington3269
      @bigwashington3269 Год назад +1

      Have you seen the water osmosis system one with Barry it’s the best 😂

    • @robrinder123
      @robrinder123 11 месяцев назад +2

      No, the best one is 'The Knowledge' one where his demo fails 😂

  • @Tony36271
    @Tony36271 5 лет назад +1479

    “My cars broke down.”
    “Take it to a garage.”

    • @SendyTheEndless
      @SendyTheEndless 5 лет назад +71

      "That'll be a tenner please!"

    • @jckedwards65
      @jckedwards65 5 лет назад +13

      Please put your pubic chest hair away in your profile picture

    • @glishteach
      @glishteach 5 лет назад +1

      We don't say 'my cars broke down'!

    • @rasta7655
      @rasta7655 5 лет назад

      @@jckedwards65 your nice

    • @jckedwards65
      @jckedwards65 5 лет назад +1

      @@rasta7655 nah, I'm considerate

  • @dataharvestingbot
    @dataharvestingbot 3 года назад +688

    Me: "hello, my car is broken"
    KarDr: "sounds broken, that'll be £24.99 plus VAT"

    • @MegaJacko4
      @MegaJacko4 2 года назад +7

      Sounds broken! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @badassgaming6724
    @badassgaming6724 5 лет назад +727

    Customer: "I'm deaf"
    Doctor: "Listen mate.."

    • @azymunky2196
      @azymunky2196 5 лет назад +5

      HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @munchaking1896
      @munchaking1896 5 лет назад +5

      Why would a deaf person use a phone?

    • @rickybobby38
      @rickybobby38 5 лет назад +1

      @@munchaking1896
      Face time, Skype & any number of other video call apps ... Today's mobile devices aren't just limited to voice calls

    • @gaiaiulia
      @gaiaiulia 5 лет назад +1

      Too funny!

    • @tezzymurphy8730
      @tezzymurphy8730 4 года назад

      Nice to meet you deaf!

  • @coolperson962
    @coolperson962 Год назад +166

    Lee: My pitch in the den went terribly wrong....
    Pitchdoctor: Give up mate

  • @blacsheep19
    @blacsheep19 5 лет назад +1841

    Damn Peters quick maths turned that man into a mumbling wreck,forget kardoctor he needed an actual doctor after this

    • @TomorrowWeLive
      @TomorrowWeLive 5 лет назад +135

      Kwik mafs

    • @kittok2489
      @kittok2489 5 лет назад +6

      Peter can't add up

    • @kait2972
      @kait2972 5 лет назад +54

      He needs a doctor-doctor first to tell him to visit a doctor

    • @christaylor3911
      @christaylor3911 5 лет назад

      kit blue are you sure?

    • @adwoamk8918
      @adwoamk8918 5 лет назад +14

      The maths was wrong 7.50 an hr for an average day is not £21,000 annually.

  • @52andattitude48
    @52andattitude48 5 лет назад +1386

    Customer: “I’m homeless”
    Kardoctor: “Just buy a house”

  • @nathanbarnes8535
    @nathanbarnes8535 4 года назад +832

    Customer: Every time I drink tea I get a pain in my right eye
    This guy: try taking the spoon out of the cup

    • @jayteamoriarty-writer7534
      @jayteamoriarty-writer7534 4 года назад +26

      10/10 advice, it worked. Would remove soon again.

    • @PolitischTourette
      @PolitischTourette 4 года назад

      ..

    • @robmarrin6720
      @robmarrin6720 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣 The old ones are the best 👍

    • @eval_is_evil
      @eval_is_evil 4 года назад

      Lmao british humour is the best

    • @eval_is_evil
      @eval_is_evil 4 года назад +8

      @SavageArfad a guy walks in to a doctor' office ,the doctor says he is very sick, the guy says he wants a second opinion,the doctor says that he's ugly too

  • @Dekoherence-ii8pw
    @Dekoherence-ii8pw Год назад +149

    "We're going to pay the advisors £7.50 an hour".
    These need to be trained car mechanics, don't they? I doubt they'd work for £7.50 an hour. A mechanic earns way more than that.

    • @diddlenfiddle7311
      @diddlenfiddle7311 6 месяцев назад +9

      That was my thought too. They'd need alot of experience to diagnose a problem without seeing it also

    • @samfromuk796
      @samfromuk796 5 месяцев назад

      About £8.50 per hour

    • @IamJacksColon4
      @IamJacksColon4 5 месяцев назад +2

      not 20years ago when this first aired

    • @deer0skullz
      @deer0skullz 4 месяца назад +3

      that’s exactly what i was thinking. either that or he was planning on hiring random people and just training them on the job? which somehow doesn’t feel like it’d match up to real mechanics training

    • @i5m1thy
      @i5m1thy 2 месяца назад

      I'm guessing they'd just need to read off a script like some FAQ list.

  • @chukksy
    @chukksy 3 года назад +4729

    He should've stated that he will advice the most affordable and suitable garage for each problem specifically. Also, he would be considered a free help line, so he wouldn't charge people for the advice. Instead, he would arrange a deal with different garages to get income from each client he sends to them. That would be somewhat feasible.

    • @RayCray924
      @RayCray924 3 года назад +185

      Better idea but don't garages basically do the same thing? Its not like you go to specific garages for specific issues.

    • @chukksy
      @chukksy 3 года назад +303

      @@RayCray924 There are exceptions. Like one garage can repair your engine but cannot repair electronics. Or change tires, but no AC refill. Or external paint works. Even official car dealer services do not fix everything in one place.

    • @RayCray924
      @RayCray924 3 года назад +34

      @@chukksy Ohh gotchu

    • @steffenf.7031
      @steffenf.7031 3 года назад +214

      If the money isn't coming from the person with car trouble, then that person becomes the commodity being sold.
      If he is paid by the garages per customer he sends their way, then his incentive is not to suggest the cheapest or best place, but whatever sleazy place that pays him the most.
      Any business has as their first priority to keep their customers happy.
      If you're not paying, you're not the customer. Your satisfaction and happiness will not be the priority.

    • @chukksy
      @chukksy 3 года назад +62

      @@steffenf.7031 yeah, but still sounds better than "let's charge people for an advice to go the garage "

  • @robotraptor3369
    @robotraptor3369 5 лет назад +479

    Customer: "I cant access my bank account"
    Bankdoctor: "call your bank"

    • @MrSaemichlaus
      @MrSaemichlaus 5 лет назад +4

      Better yet:
      "Give us your information, we'll try it out"

  • @Woodman-Spare-that-tree
    @Woodman-Spare-that-tree 2 года назад +469

    The only people who are willing to work for £7.50 per hour, won’t be car experts.

    • @ChrisPatrick-q6k
      @ChrisPatrick-q6k Год назад

      They'll be Gut Boys

    • @TimCortesi
      @TimCortesi 11 месяцев назад +53

      There is a radio show in the US called "Car Talk" and this is effectively what they do. People call in, explain their car problems, and these guys explain exactly what is wrong and how to fix it. They are incredibly knowledgeable and it's remarkably impressive. So what this guy is pitching is definitely possible if you're talking to somebody with an encyclopedic knowledge of cars, how they fail, and how to fix them. But people who can do that are going to demand WAAAY more than 7.50/hour. So while this is an interesting idea (and a proven concept for a radio program), it's not a viable scaleable business.

    • @nvelsen1975
      @nvelsen1975 11 месяцев назад +18

      @@TimCortesi
      You said it: Show.
      Meaning there's revenue being generated mainly from the viewers, not from people calling.
      Besides, in the US $ 3 per hour is above minimum wage. That's less than a third of £7.50

    • @cold485
      @cold485 9 месяцев назад

      You'd be surprised 😂

    • @Sergeantmajormario
      @Sergeantmajormario 8 месяцев назад

      Can't remember when this episode came out, but that could've been the Minimum Wage at the time

  • @cuorefelino
    @cuorefelino 10 месяцев назад +71

    This guy ended up making millions. I was also a customer. I paid just 10 bucks to be friendly redirected to the garage next door. Great service.

  • @deathbystereo-
    @deathbystereo- 4 года назад +1067

    The producers wanted a laugh putting this guy on 🤣

    • @Jim-so3zm
      @Jim-so3zm 4 года назад +34

      @@Nate-uf4xk Except that this guy isn't Einstein

    • @dossieinvalertsdossie2231
      @dossieinvalertsdossie2231 4 года назад +7

      😂😂. Thanks for another laugh

    • @vivs9314
      @vivs9314 4 года назад +4

      Nate Einstein was a natural genius, this guy...

    • @tamninja
      @tamninja 4 года назад +2

      Einstein can do his maths.

    • @Claire6y
      @Claire6y 4 года назад +3

      Oh, they're laughing all right, cause the producers of this show just made more than 150,000 in ad revenue from all us watching this. Watch surveillance capitalism.

  • @DunkinBiscuits
    @DunkinBiscuits 5 лет назад +500

    Customer: "My car won't start and I'm late for work."
    Cardoctor: "Better call a taxi"

    • @eleo_b
      @eleo_b 5 лет назад +14

      Dunkin biscuits • And we’re happy to call a taxi for you of course.

    • @jaaameees
      @jaaameees 5 лет назад +7

      Dunkin biscuits 😂😂😂 The comment section never fails 😂😂😂

    • @williwas4529
      @williwas4529 5 лет назад

      Hahaha

    • @deanbrown8957
      @deanbrown8957 5 лет назад +1

      And you will need to get your car fixed

    • @stephenbachman132
      @stephenbachman132 5 лет назад

      Tell me what your car is doing.

  • @andrewdevine3920
    @andrewdevine3920 5 лет назад +1689

    He should have come straight out and said this is a way to avoid being scammed in garages. A real problem that he's offering a solution to.

    • @BenKellyMusic92
      @BenKellyMusic92 4 года назад +30

      Google exists for that exact reason.

    • @andrewdevine3920
      @andrewdevine3920 4 года назад +186

      @@BenKellyMusic92 You could say that about pretty much anything.

    • @Wally-H
      @Wally-H 4 года назад +45

      There is an online version of the business he was trying to create here, where you can live chat to mechanics. He should have gone down that route, it would have worked better I think, even years ago when this programme was made. By holding multiple online chats with customers he could have avoided employing staff

    • @Tomfissh
      @Tomfissh 4 года назад +8

      @@andrewdevine3920 Yes, you can. Because it's such a good search engine.

    • @sikkepossu
      @sikkepossu 4 года назад +5

      @@theefierysummons Hmmm... Where is that? I have never heard about such garage.

  • @joshfatal
    @joshfatal 7 месяцев назад +27

    "Hello Dragons"
    I'm already creeped out.

  • @DamagedSoda
    @DamagedSoda 3 года назад +1630

    I love how Duncan is out, but still tells him to bring the other guy up to have more fun at his expense.

    • @raghu5657
      @raghu5657 3 года назад +21

      😂😂😂

    • @daithiocinnsealach1982
      @daithiocinnsealach1982 3 года назад +113

      The other guy saved him some embarrassment tbh. He actually did have the figures correct. I was expecting him not to know either 😬

    • @philofthesouth6019
      @philofthesouth6019 3 года назад +27

      Duncan BANTERtyne

    • @FaceSwapOfficial
      @FaceSwapOfficial 3 года назад +22

      to be fair i think duncan was trying to alleviate the stress and anxiety he was having

    • @charisselinnell-morton4137
      @charisselinnell-morton4137 2 года назад

      Lol 😂

  • @Josh23_
    @Josh23_ 3 года назад +3292

    If anyone wants an update, the company dissolved in 2010 and he hasn't tweeted since 2016.. Possibly the worst pitch I've ever seen on Dragons Den.

    • @doritocrispy5008
      @doritocrispy5008 3 года назад +162

      fukin gold mate, I was looking for that. although tbh with you I think they haven't even let him speak lol.

    • @eleanorlyndon865
      @eleanorlyndon865 3 года назад +37

      Yeah I looked into it as well. I wonder what he is doing with himself.

    • @breezyway9387
      @breezyway9387 3 года назад +199

      Hes at the local pub and hes got a mini van delivering car parts

    • @rc2k524
      @rc2k524 3 года назад +262

      @@breezyway9387 that sounds like a 10x better and more profitable business

    • @Ussybussymann
      @Ussybussymann 3 года назад +1

      Elite from you mate

  • @leesawford
    @leesawford 4 года назад +280

    ‘There’s something wrong with my car’ - ‘ok- take it to the garage mate , that’ll be 1pound fifty’ -‘ thanks mate’.

    • @w33bghoulsan79
      @w33bghoulsan79 3 года назад +11

      10 pounds. Mister Howard cleared that up

    • @juanmanu9652
      @juanmanu9652 3 года назад

      He did say it was a tenner to call but if he told the customer that they would simply hang up !! :-)

  • @carltoningram3773
    @carltoningram3773 2 года назад +76

    the siren outside at 6:20 😂I can't get over the production value of this

    • @McVaio
      @McVaio Год назад +2

      Old single pane windows in that building. Not sure if that could've been prevented.

    • @DWN037
      @DWN037 9 месяцев назад +9

      that's a little trick in the industry called foreshadowing

    • @Johtocrest
      @Johtocrest 7 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah genius I guess they should shut the entire city down when filming smh

  • @ccjh0806
    @ccjh0806 4 года назад +1478

    This guy actually looked like Duncan's evil twin

    • @shubhamagrawal1397
      @shubhamagrawal1397 4 года назад +13

      underrrrrrated comment!! I thought the same

    • @sammyleet03
      @sammyleet03 4 года назад +5

      hahahahahaha he actually does as well 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @paularkins10
      @paularkins10 4 года назад +7

      Named Hugo......Lives in the Family Home Attic😂

    • @nifralo2752
      @nifralo2752 4 года назад +2

      His son hes like 30 years younger than Dinocan Bannatyne

    • @tonestones9445
      @tonestones9445 4 года назад

      Hilarious mate

  • @peterinfamilyguy
    @peterinfamilyguy 5 лет назад +597

    Customer: "My car is making a weird noise"
    CarDoctor: "You've shaken me, hold on for a minute"

    • @felinemiow7066
      @felinemiow7066 5 лет назад +2

      Lol 😂 😂 😂

    • @monkeyskatan
      @monkeyskatan 5 лет назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @mattzonca4230
      @mattzonca4230 5 лет назад

      Customer: "I've become my own Doctor! And now to that manual in the glove boot!"

  • @peterd788
    @peterd788 5 лет назад +709

    Company was dissolved in 2010.

    • @livewell453
      @livewell453 5 лет назад +60

      Mass Debater under rated comment

    • @jamiebatchelor21
      @jamiebatchelor21 5 лет назад +8

      Mass Debater yes exactly

    • @Niallacus
      @Niallacus 5 лет назад +133

      Call a Liquidator mate

    • @ricky4mel
      @ricky4mel 5 лет назад +1

      I'm in we're do I sign up oh I can't

    • @leboeuf05
      @leboeuf05 5 лет назад +4

      I wonder why? 😁

  • @JayPine1357
    @JayPine1357 10 месяцев назад +21

    Peter Pettigew is just trying to raise money for Lord Voldemort

  • @MisfitHaole
    @MisfitHaole 3 года назад +649

    The second hand embarrassment I get from this is crushing😂

    • @750count
      @750count 3 года назад +12

      Yes
      There is a certain amount of pain involved here
      I am actually watching these to toughen myself up for a pitch (not to the sharks)
      You have to be ready, you have to have your numbers together or suffer as some of these people do

    • @Tasha25681
      @Tasha25681 3 года назад +3

      I have to keep pausing DD when pitches go wrong because people get so egotistical and arrogant I just can't it's so cringe!

    • @isitoveryet9525
      @isitoveryet9525 3 года назад +4

      It’s truly painful watching the Doc at work 😭

    • @daithiocinnsealach1982
      @daithiocinnsealach1982 3 года назад +2

      Just keep yourself in the Dragons' persepctive

    • @claranadine1086
      @claranadine1086 3 года назад +1

      I just came to comment about the horrible second hand embarrassment XD

  • @michael6255
    @michael6255 4 года назад +297

    I thought this was a spoof at first.
    “My cars been stolen”
    “aye mate, you’ll have to call the police”

  • @danielm1317
    @danielm1317 5 лет назад +348

    When he was coming out. I thought he was wearing a prisoner outfit.

    • @ENGABU1
      @ENGABU1 5 лет назад +6

      When he said he worked in a garage!
      Jones should have said "was it really...or were you just making number plates?"

    • @rizzlekix640
      @rizzlekix640 5 лет назад

      Same

  • @austinjennings2826
    @austinjennings2826 11 месяцев назад +18

    "He needs a check up, from the neck up." is a great line.

  • @Activated_Complex
    @Activated_Complex 4 года назад +856

    Their slogan could be, “Cut the middleman IN not OUT!”

    • @theg35project50
      @theg35project50 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @trustnoone9931
      @trustnoone9931 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dwiftingwithshiny1895
      @dwiftingwithshiny1895 3 года назад +3

      hes not a middleman, he gets paid whether or not u go to the garage. its about advice and advocating for the customer. consumer distrust in mechanics is a very real problem.

    • @BEBAY
      @BEBAY 3 года назад

      This is underrated lol hilarious

  • @closetolastt8922
    @closetolastt8922 4 года назад +1046

    Customer: "What is the average price of a new clutch?"
    CarDoctor: "875 pounds, sorry, 874... sorry, that's, not.. ok, so, £7.50 plus labour is.. sorry, you've really shaken me, please hold for my financial director, Howard."

    • @Imran_the_revert
      @Imran_the_revert 4 года назад

      😹😹😹😹

    • @basstrammel1322
      @basstrammel1322 4 года назад +6

      @Bartosz Bartoszewski So what? We can't make fun of a 10 year old bad pitch?

    • @mischief8006
      @mischief8006 4 года назад +9

      @@basstrammel1322 no u cant. Have some respect. He died 9 years ago. Brakes failed

    • @kiradotee
      @kiradotee 4 года назад

      @@mischief8006 you serious? Link?

    • @vedadhodzic16
      @vedadhodzic16 3 года назад +1

      @@mischief8006 that's kinda ... ironic

  • @alanjohnston1199
    @alanjohnston1199 5 лет назад +387

    Me: "My car's buggered."
    Car Doctor Doctor: "Go to Car Doctor, mate."

    • @swissmeringueclouds1428
      @swissmeringueclouds1428 5 лет назад +3

      Alan Johnston Ok that’s amazing 🤣🤣🤣

    • @olliedylan1381
      @olliedylan1381 5 лет назад +2

      “My car’s broken.”
      Car Doctor Doctor Doctor, “Go to the Car Doctor Doctor, mate.”

    • @ImaDragonBorn
      @ImaDragonBorn 5 лет назад +1

      This is an idea worthy for dragons den

  • @debonaire_nerd
    @debonaire_nerd 8 месяцев назад +12

    This guy looks like the best Arkham escapee that never was.

  • @adamhartley8244
    @adamhartley8244 4 года назад +913

    So he's designed a system, via a phone call to narrow down what's up with your car so you can go to the garage and say what's up with your car.

    • @rohilthomson
      @rohilthomson 4 года назад +131

      Seems even more redundant when put into text.

    • @Fiskie666
      @Fiskie666 3 года назад +76

      Or perhaps a system to negotiate with the garage over a presumable diagnose of the problem xD And try to safe you money.
      'Sorry wait a minute, I will give you the phone, he will explain'
      Can you imagine how pissed the worker at the garage will get before even looking into your car? xDD

    • @jellafella6957
      @jellafella6957 3 года назад +99

      To be fair, the part he said in the beginning about preventing garage scams makes sense. A lot of places who can tell you're not car literate will be happy to charge you for the extra headlight fluid. (Headlight fluid is a joke, but at least in America, they'll tack on a bunch of unnecessary fluid changes and part replacements.)

    • @quark_E
      @quark_E 3 года назад +12

      I mean it's basically webmd for cars

    • @mollykeane2571
      @mollykeane2571 3 года назад +8

      @@jellafella6957 I was thinking the same and as he’s from that world he’ll know all the scams. I reckon having him on your side whilst at the garage would be reassuring to say the least. You’re paying for his protection in a way...and for that reason...Duncan’s going to take the piss out of you.

  • @davidsayer8862
    @davidsayer8862 5 лет назад +341

    Customer: Hello, my car won't start
    KarDoctor: OK, have you tried turning it off, then turning it on again?

  • @baders087
    @baders087 5 лет назад +348

    Customer: Hotel?
    HotelDoctor: Trivago.

    • @MandoKhan
      @MandoKhan 5 лет назад +5

      Hahaha! Best one so far

    • @mattzonca4230
      @mattzonca4230 5 лет назад

      @@MandoKhan Quick to AirBnB! Or the Neighbour's couch.

    • @admusik99
      @admusik99 5 лет назад +1

      GENIUS 😂😂😂

  • @jac1799
    @jac1799 Год назад +27

    Imagine the dialogue between the garage and the 'KarDocktor'...
    KD: It's got damaged suspension
    G: No, it's a damaged CV joint
    KD: Oh, how do you know?
    G: I can see it
    KD: Oh, well how much is that?
    G: £50
    KD: Oh, that's good
    G: Yes, it is isn't it ... GOODBYE!

  • @Andrew-1828
    @Andrew-1828 3 года назад +692

    I think this is the first time a second person has come up to join their presenter and not made it worse. Props to Howard for being respectable and courteous

    • @henrg
      @henrg 2 года назад +51

      I wouldn't be surprised if Howard had given the presentation that they may have found a deal

    • @peaceischeaper
      @peaceischeaper 2 года назад +2

      Agreed

  • @chesterlester5770
    @chesterlester5770 3 года назад +1031

    Moral of the story:
    “Oh no my cars broken down, I dunno what to do”
    **rings up this guy**
    “My cars broken down, what do I do?”
    “Take it to a garage”
    “K” 😐

    • @anxiahh3772
      @anxiahh3772 3 года назад +36

      That’ll be 10 pounds

    • @Doesitreallymstter
      @Doesitreallymstter 3 года назад +14

      You obviously don't understand his business concept. It's like having a mechanic as a friend who can advise you on repairs and give you a way to check and see if your getting ripped off by shady mechanics. I guess I don't blame you, it was a terrible presentation

    • @chesterlester5770
      @chesterlester5770 3 года назад +7

      @@Doesitreallymstter I mean I kinda get it but it’s pointless putting investment in, it’s useless nowadays and more effort than taking your car to the nearby garage
      Edit: if it was a website it would make sense, not a phone call

    • @samael5200
      @samael5200 3 года назад +3

      GAWAGE

    • @njml4178
      @njml4178 3 года назад +2

      @@Doesitreallymstter you can google or watch a RUclips video

  • @Treblaine
    @Treblaine 5 лет назад +291

    "Hmm, should I take it to a garage or call this premium rate phone line?"
    "Yeah, you should have taken it straight to a garage, that'll be ten pounds."

    • @informationyes
      @informationyes 5 лет назад +2

      The mechanic can just say what does this guy on phone know he hasn't even seen the car let alone looked inside it like I have

    • @edgovan1
      @edgovan1 5 лет назад +2

      Depends what the problem is! :)

    • @JohnSmith-yl9en
      @JohnSmith-yl9en 5 лет назад

      @@informationyes "...he hasn't even seen the car let alone looked inside it like I have" Smartphones do have cameras.

    • @informationyes
      @informationyes 5 лет назад

      @@JohnSmith-yl9en well now were talking requiring the person to start investigating their car engine which is possible with good advise but gets quite messy and doesn't help with getting underneath the car to have look

  • @rossnicol9099
    @rossnicol9099 4 месяца назад +4

    Customer: "My indicators aren't working"
    CarDoctor: "So, we fit a flow signal!"

  • @KTSpeedruns
    @KTSpeedruns 3 года назад +521

    When Lee said “I haven’t done research”, I expected someone to interrupt with “I’m out.”

    • @Scapemaster00
      @Scapemaster00 3 года назад +18

      Definitely would've seen that in Shark Tank, but I feel the Dragons are altogether too polite. To even try to work though a scenario with this scammer was too kind.

    • @1990unknownuser
      @1990unknownuser 3 года назад +28

      He said he hasn’t done the research to be shot down, which means he has done the research. Nobody interrupted because they actually listened to what he said

    • @Lonzoballz
      @Lonzoballz 3 года назад +6

      Didn’t he say “i haven’t done the research to be shot down on day 1”

    • @Irishjay_94
      @Irishjay_94 3 года назад

      We all know Jenny would 😂

  • @shikshanhindi8769
    @shikshanhindi8769 4 года назад +426

    Peter is sharp at the maths.

    • @elijahcarrillo2358
      @elijahcarrillo2358 4 года назад +50

      @Moh yea but he's fast

    • @TheBushMaster
      @TheBushMaster 4 года назад +9

      he's got a hidden calculator

    • @thedragonhouse4991
      @thedragonhouse4991 3 года назад +8

      @@TheBushMaster yeah his brain

    • @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock
      @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock 3 года назад +14

      You don't reach his level of success without learning a few tricks.

    • @MrVassago89
      @MrVassago89 3 года назад +29

      Thats basic maths, i followed it along quite easily.
      But you're talking about someone who lives and breathes money, he'd know all sorts of numbers off the top of his head. He says 7.50 an hour, so we start working out how much the average wage is per week - month - year, Peter already knows that number cause he's probably worked with it thousands of times

  • @BeBooBoop
    @BeBooBoop 4 года назад +1955

    Jesus, this is cringey. Peter's maths is incredibly impressive.

    • @tomgreene6579
      @tomgreene6579 4 года назад +188

      He can add and multiply in his head ....a forgotten skill?

    • @CB-xr1eg
      @CB-xr1eg 4 года назад +130

      @@tomgreene6579 Yes indeed, almost like spelling correctly on social media is almost a forgotten skill.

    • @jakeblues875
      @jakeblues875 4 года назад +100

      Right? My jaw hit my desk when he suddenly came up with how many calls it would take per month. Impressive!

    • @Wally-H
      @Wally-H 4 года назад +119

      It's because he does those kind of sums all the time. When you run a business empire like he does, you employ managers to run most of it - you spend your time going over the key financials and making business decisions that take you forward. The ability to quickly process the important maths is a fundamental skill for these entrepreneurs. Through the many years of Dragon's Den they have caught out hundreds of people like this guy who simply don't know their figures. Literally the first thing anyone going on this programme should do is GET YOUR FIGURES STRAIGHT AND MEMORISE THEM. You aren't allowed to take accounting paperwork into the den, so it should be obvious. I never cease to be amazed that people still go in there and then say 'sorry, I don't have those figures in my head.' Numpties.

    • @grossleg123
      @grossleg123 4 года назад +8

      Tom Greene really ! He prob has a ear piece and someone with a calculator easy ( he is into electronics you know ) makes him look clever

  • @Finkelfunk
    @Finkelfunk 11 месяцев назад +34

    "Yes hello I have car troubles"
    "Take it to the garage, that will be 5 bucks."
    Gee I wonder why that idea hasn't taken off.

  • @playboymansion7539
    @playboymansion7539 5 лет назад +272

    Customer: "I'm stuck in an elevator, help!"
    Kardoctor: "Take the stairs"

  • @fuzzy5987
    @fuzzy5987 5 лет назад +325

    Customer: "I'm tired"
    PhoneDoctor: "Try going to bed"

    • @chris61981
      @chris61981 5 лет назад +7

      @@johnvonhorn2942 reported

    • @steve0377
      @steve0377 5 лет назад +8

      Karl Smith he asked nicely and everything

    • @elshanks1578
      @elshanks1578 5 лет назад +1

      Karl Smith
      Mate. Let him shoot his shot.

    • @spag5296
      @spag5296 5 лет назад

      @@chris61981 BETA

    • @LS-tz5re
      @LS-tz5re 5 лет назад +2

      @@chris61981 It's funny because your 'reported' is just your version of 'please sleep with me' in an even more pathetic language.

  • @Profilejc98
    @Profilejc98 5 лет назад +1253

    He might‘be gotten a better reception if he didn’t act so defensive at every piece of feedback

    • @cymbidiumm
      @cymbidiumm 5 лет назад +12

      Interrupting ffs

    • @PC.NickRowan
      @PC.NickRowan 5 лет назад +64

      He responded emotionally because he frame and perception of his whole business plan and livelihood is so incredibly flawed, as well as his figures, and to put it in his own words, he's "shaken". But he did apologise, it's understandable why he'd respond that way, but at least he's being honest and apologised. It seems like he may have been poorly advised.

    • @amaze2n
      @amaze2n 5 лет назад +33

      He clearly has his heart invested in this idea, and to go in for an intense grilling with shrewd businessmen picking his idea apart, it's tough to not get defensive and emotional. I don't think the dragons' pessimistic view is necessarily accurate, a service like this has a shot at catching on IF he can market the benefit very clearly. But it's a tough investment for sure.

    • @Fif0l
      @Fif0l 5 лет назад +33

      @@amaze2n except when he presented his idea during two separate hypothetical conversations he sent them to a mechanic, failing to present what was the point of calling him in the first place, then blaming it on the dragons for using a bad example.

    • @amaze2n
      @amaze2n 5 лет назад +16

      @@Fif0l I agree, he failed to make his case. It seemed like he had some convincing examples but just didn't get them out. That's his mistake, but it's easy to say that when he was getting difficult questions from every angle in a high pressure environment.

  • @chrisprendergast5477
    @chrisprendergast5477 Месяц назад +3

    12:08 “Kardoctor lives and will live on” - it was dissolved in August 2012

  • @oogabooga9878
    @oogabooga9878 5 лет назад +327

    Customer : “My phone isn’t working!”
    PhoneDoctor :

    • @Voicist
      @Voicist 5 лет назад +5

      This comment has levels, nice one mate!

    • @cend2362
      @cend2362 5 лет назад +3

      haha.
      customer: I'm out of phone credit
      phonedoctor:

    • @sigmaticus
      @sigmaticus 5 лет назад +2

      10/10

    • @joeym5326
      @joeym5326 5 лет назад +1

      People are sleeping on this comment! LOLL

    • @brwhizz3060
      @brwhizz3060 5 лет назад +1

      My advice would be to get a phone that works.

  • @AP-sn6ro
    @AP-sn6ro 5 лет назад +499

    This would suit Jenny! She's always out and about!

    • @DaaMagicMan
      @DaaMagicMan 5 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @rahmahmohamed1598
      @rahmahmohamed1598 5 лет назад +2

      I don't have any car problems and so I'm out.

    • @cleopires9565
      @cleopires9565 5 лет назад +3

      _Well played, sir._

    • @davidmg1925
      @davidmg1925 5 лет назад +2

      i think we ve done that

    • @D-Ry
      @D-Ry 5 лет назад +1

      Before her time, she was probably still banking 😂😂

  • @sheffdeen
    @sheffdeen 3 года назад +164

    The way he said ,” hello dragons” sounded like a Batman villain.

    • @graemeyetts3465
      @graemeyetts3465 3 года назад +4

      He was creepy .

    • @AJ-vz9oi
      @AJ-vz9oi 3 года назад +1

      😂🤣🤣🤣💀💀

    • @MrTerryb1956
      @MrTerryb1956 3 года назад +9

      he looked like a seral killer

    • @Jarblyy
      @Jarblyy 3 года назад +5

      This is his villain origin story

    • @raghu5657
      @raghu5657 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @RichMye-wx1ob
    @RichMye-wx1ob 8 месяцев назад +8

    "My third cylinder is bad...."
    "Did you try turning your car off and on again"😁

  • @moeedali1449
    @moeedali1449 5 лет назад +156

    Customer: "My house is on fire"
    FireDoctor: "Call the fire brigade mate"

  • @mparryuk52
    @mparryuk52 4 года назад +548

    Company folded in 2010 with £8k debts, shame because my car has been making a knocking sound and I was looking for their number 🤔🚙

    • @HPTeguh
      @HPTeguh 4 года назад +18

      Just turn up the radio for "Turn Up the Radio" by Autograph, mate

    • @kage2701
      @kage2701 4 года назад +23

      To be fair 8k debt isn't that bad. I paid 145k for a 50% stake in my business. If it went tits up right now then I'd be out about 60k 😂

    • @lord_scrubington
      @lord_scrubington 4 года назад +2

      I can provide you with some spot on advice

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 4 года назад +9

      It's scary that it lasted that long.

    • @kevfrombutterley
      @kevfrombutterley 4 года назад +6

      You might be better phoning Duncan Bannatyne by the look of it

  • @SuperCajuan
    @SuperCajuan 3 года назад +995

    I just want to leave a comment here saying that I am impressed as Peter’s maths skills.
    I am impressed at Peter’s maths skills.

    • @pedrosilvaproductions
      @pedrosilvaproductions 3 года назад +47

      These are people who are multi millionaires who deal with this crap on the daily

    • @catman2484
      @catman2484 3 года назад +201

      I want to acknowledge your efforts in admiring Peter's maths skills.
      Your efforts in admiring Peter's maths skills have been acknowledged.

    • @naushaabamowlana8189
      @naushaabamowlana8189 3 года назад +5

      @@catman2484 he probably couldn't delete what he wrote.

    • @JTOKIPPER2008
      @JTOKIPPER2008 3 года назад +14

      When your life depends on big numbers, you gotta be good at maths

    • @rainbowsandlove
      @rainbowsandlove 3 года назад +9

      Peter Jones is quite the legend, and I have a not-so-low-key crush on him…!

  • @matthewwright9112
    @matthewwright9112 Год назад +89

    I love how all the Dragons have had a complete glowup since these episodes.

    • @samjohns3227
      @samjohns3227 Год назад +18

      Yeah, the programmes budget now covers make up, hair and clothing!

  • @djkevinoleary
    @djkevinoleary 3 года назад +436

    Customer: "I'm really hungry"
    FoodDoctor: "You need to eat"
    Customer: "Thank you, I might have starved to death"

  • @UKG_BPM_138
    @UKG_BPM_138 5 лет назад +1331

    It’s already been done. It’s called Google, mate.

    • @YoungenColin
      @YoungenColin 5 лет назад +53

      As well as online forums for free.

    • @matekochkoch
      @matekochkoch 5 лет назад +33

      There is one problem with Google, you have to know how to ask the right questions. And for a complete layman it is very difficult to make those and than to decide what answer could be the right one.

    • @jameswilson5958
      @jameswilson5958 5 лет назад +20

      You need to call him and he has to tell you to go to google

    • @aibabesfun
      @aibabesfun 5 лет назад +8

      I think this is a old one

    • @readysteadywhoa
      @readysteadywhoa 5 лет назад +8

      Even if he was just using Google to help people over the phone, he's still doomed. Somehow he doesn't realize that helplines only work when you only need expertise on one end of the call. Also, he's a rude dick.

  • @scudder91
    @scudder91 5 лет назад +203

    "I've got a dull knocking sound in the back of my car. " - "sounds bad that , you should probably take it to a garage."

    • @pqrstzxerty1296
      @pqrstzxerty1296 5 лет назад

      Remove that granny with a bad hip in the back seats.

  • @Dekoherence-ii8pw
    @Dekoherence-ii8pw Год назад +11

    2:10 R U f'ing KIDDING?! You're going to tell him to take it to the garage?!!! Hahahahaha, that's hilarious. That's mental.

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 8 месяцев назад +2

      Well, that's the fundamental flaw in the business idea. Anybody who needs this kind of advice isn't going to have the tools or materials to repair the car themselves, so their only option is going to be to take it to the garage.

  • @mou1939
    @mou1939 5 лет назад +233

    Customer: I'm hungry
    FoodDoctor: yeah, you should probably grab something to eat mate

    • @couchgamingnews9379
      @couchgamingnews9379 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @pqrstzxerty1296
      @pqrstzxerty1296 5 лет назад

      Have you been to a supermarket, fast food outlet or even a shop lately ? if not goto a shop and buy.

  • @spacehawkreviewsvideos8262
    @spacehawkreviewsvideos8262 5 лет назад +254

    Entrepreneur: “I need help coming up with a business idea.”
    BusinessDoctor: “Same here mate.”

  • @jakkuwolfinsomnia8058
    @jakkuwolfinsomnia8058 4 года назад +511

    Me: “my headlights are out”
    Car dr: “okay replace the headlights”
    Me: “idk how”
    Car dr: “go to a garage. That’s £75 thanks”
    Me: “what?!”

    • @VaderWhoop
      @VaderWhoop 4 года назад +17

      Actually if by _headlights out_ you mean the bulbs aren't lighting up, check the fuse for the headlights, and if that's ok but you don't have a multimeter to check the headlight harness is getting power, then take the bulbs out to check if they're blown, and if they are, go and buy some new ones. ..... much cheaper!
      If there's still no joy, then either buy that multimeter and check for voltage or go see your nearest friendly auto electrician.
      Yes I knew ( actually hope ) you were joking; I'm just being pedantic and taking it up a notch.

    • @jakkuwolfinsomnia8058
      @jakkuwolfinsomnia8058 4 года назад +18

      Vader Whoop that’s some great information, but one issue: how do I check the fuses? What’s a multimeter? What does it look like? How do I find it? Where do I buy a multimeter? Is it really necessary for me to buy a multimeter? Is it safe for me to do this myself? How do I know if the bulb fuse has blown?

    • @8fettonenpapegoja171
      @8fettonenpapegoja171 4 года назад +1

      Vader Whoop Yeah or atleast start by changing the bulbs, ive never had an issue with the headlightfuses.

    • @VaderWhoop
      @VaderWhoop 4 года назад +4

      @@8fettonenpapegoja171
      It's free to check the fuse.
      It costs money to buy bulbs; so it's sensible to do the free stuff first 👍

    • @8fettonenpapegoja171
      @8fettonenpapegoja171 4 года назад +1

      Vader Whoop Yeah I guess thats true 😜

  • @tomhaskett5161
    @tomhaskett5161 Год назад +10

    "Doctor, my arm hurts when I lift it up"
    "Well, don't do it!"

  • @alexthehunted
    @alexthehunted 5 лет назад +325

    this guy is always going to be that guy that every time you talk to him will talk over you instead of listening to what you have to say

    • @Cross8ow
      @Cross8ow 5 лет назад +2

      Yesh I would punc him for it. For gods sake someone si goinf to give him advicr and he interrupts with bullshit defend.

    • @joyfarmergal1222
      @joyfarmergal1222 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah, that would be my main reason for not investing if I was one of the people considering it, because that guy doesn't listen but instead talks over everyone. Even if he had a brilliant idea I'd have a hard time supporting him. Safety often comes from taking counsel from other people because they can point out flaws you don't see. This guy showed no signs of listening to what they were trying to warn him of. You don't always have to act on warnings, but not even considering what's said is dangerous. I'd be worried that someone like him, even if he had a fantastic idea, would run into major problems at some point by not listening to other people.

    • @alexthehunted
      @alexthehunted 5 лет назад +4

      @@joyfarmergal1222 he really does come off as a guy who works in a garage you know that guy who will interrupt you before you as you ask a question to try and sell you something because he thinks you don't know anything about cars

  • @owenjolley351
    @owenjolley351 5 лет назад +188

    Customer: “my clutch doesn’t work”
    Kardocter: “don’t use it then, £5 mate”

  • @tom-tx4ce
    @tom-tx4ce 5 лет назад +221

    "Im depressed"
    Doctor - "have you tried being happy?"