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I love how this scene is set up, all the muted monotone colors that match the can. Don't act like that wasn't a coincidence! We know you are a man of fine aesthetic taste!
So chill it made me feel like this.. Psycho kid goes insane after rage quitting on Xbox (2014) ruclips.net/video/1rmLELcDyxk/видео.html.... it’s just not the same 😳
I love how he grew up. First time I heard about him in 2014, and every so often I check what's new with him. He's still so distinguished, and he's gotten even better. Just amazing.
I’m a 30 something year old boomer and we do not drink energy drinks. We drink beer. It’s a common misconception but it’s actually the millennials who drink monster.
@@thesenate4261??? Why are you so mean. Try enjoy your Sunday buddy. I'll be your friend, even if you're nasty on the Internet. Maybe love is all you need
Went to my local Dollar General to pick up one of these bad bois and the cashier refused to sell it to me; Monster shut down all production and sales until this review went up. I shook his hand and thanked him for doing the right thing.
@Dav RoZ Honey pile, he is an angelic creature from the heavens. He is not a mere creature or energy drink. Though I would drink him up, and I mean that in a perfectly straight way.
@@babarhead6956 that's generally been connected to several other factors besides the drink itself. A major one being that certain artificial sweeteners make you feel hungrier
Babar Head insulin spikes without calories don't result in weight gain, they result in temporarily reduced blood sugar. and if you head for pure carbs afterward because you're feeling a little jittery, it'll have due impact on your weight. tooth decay, on the other hand, _is_ a real (and more permanent) consequence of any soda.
@@MasterOfSlugs original nos is my personal fav and the red one is good once in a while, the green and purple are not too bad but yellow and purple are def at the bottom of the list. I haven't tried reign but i see them all the time so i guess ill just have to try them
Used to love these, but they're super addictive (at least for me they were). Throughout high school I was fueled by these and the low carb Monsters. I'd have two a day. When I drank energy drinks those were my two most favorite. Great re-review! (amazing tux btw)
I watched this video while listening to the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra’s rendition of “the blue danbe waltz” his videos deserve classy backround music
@@TheMojosk8 I've tried bang and reign and rockstar has some dope flavors like the blue cotton candy one that doesn't have carbs but I feel like those ones make me jittery. The ultra series gives me the right amount of energy i feel like if that makes sense. The black cherry one taste really dope.
This has been my go to drink for maybe 5 years. I had to cut sugar out of my life. I got one that had a hint of their original flavor. Maybe a manufacturing issue, but it was actually pretty good. Thanks for the update and review bruh! I only drink and eat review bruh approved products 😂.
Mr. Brah, I speak honestly when I say I admire your power and immense skill at circumventing and subverting memes, and this review took me back in a great way. You are a true talent.
I drink Reign frequently but recently had to stop. It is much more of a energy drink meant to be drunk while exercising or the like for if you don't, you will be jittering riled heartbeat which doesn't feel good.
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TheReportOfTheWeek ok
you broadcast on shortwave right?
@@DaBirdman1989 yeah, on 5850 and 5010
You need to do the Bang energy line. It's becoming one of the top names on the market
TheReportOfTheWeek I love you
Reviving the Energy Crisis series for a change!
Thank you, kind sir.
TheReportOfTheWeek cool
Do a soda review series?
Can you review Quake energy drinks from 7-11? Theyre a recently released product
I’m excited!!
I love how this scene is set up, all the muted monotone colors that match the can. Don't act like that wasn't a coincidence! We know you are a man of fine aesthetic taste!
Patrick Earthridge apart from the skintones it could be greyscale
Ayyyy my boy knows review brah too well!!!! 😆😂
@@ciarfah woah you're so right
*dont act like this was a coincidence... but oh yeah yeah
a e s t h e t i c
Yep, they don’t make reviews like this anymore *SIPS*
S I P boys 2 0 1 7
*SIPS*
Nope Hes theee Best😁
Footage filmed in 1933. Colourised in 2019.
1933 you say 😏
Handy Fake how can it be filmed in 1933 if monster isn’t even that old
@@christians2898have you realised the joke yet?
robert flynn there is no joke
@@christians2898 the way he's dressed is like 1933
"It comes with a little opener, right there"
*shows close up on can tab*
cookinsdabest it’s dry humor I know it’s hard to tell lol
cookinsdabest they didn’t have tabs back in his era
5:59
The entire Monster HQ is on lockdown until they have watched this video
They have been since trump took office. I know some morons that work there
@5252 lol what the fuck are you
If you’re running on empty, that’s an energy crisis.
mikdre 👏🏻 well done, Sir
Woah...
Rehab is the way to go barely any sugar and is more like tee
"It's not bad."
That's all I need to hear.
The original green one is better but very bad for you.
@Whakapapa
Sugarfree products are bad for your teeth In a different but as bad way as sugar.
@@Anonymous-tg1qs nonsense
I've never seen an energy drink poured into a glass. I'm such a plebian with no class.
Thank God for Reviewbrah.
Personally, I put on a full suit every time I crack open a monster
BOPPE good to know I’m not the only one
420th like
DUDE. Try a Monster in a glass/cup with ice. Whole 'nother level of deliciousness.
We are peasants
Admitting and addressing bias!?
J O U R N A L I S T I C
I N T E G R I T Y
Yet another reason he rules! He doesn't lie about his bias, and will let the viewer know the strengths even if he personally doesn't like it.
He went a little heavy on the eyebrow plucking though.
I really like the two-tone palette of this video; I believe it's symbolic of the duality of man.
Reviewbrah is mixed confirmed
@@chammbone8645 half black...from the bellybutton down
That's quite the interpretation. I agree. And lmao at the belly button joke.
My man sounding like a preacher when reading the back of the monster can! Preach the word of the sip!
Amen!
Uh huh
Preach it brotha
In the name of Sugar, Taurine and Holy Caffeine. Amen
This is so funny
The madlad actually did it. He brought the drinks back. We have waited years. YEARS.
I'm crying.
It's gween!
Why would you be crying?
@@NMages20 Because when our gracious god blesses us with a drink review, crying is the only appropriate response :)
@@xNothinFancy I've been sobbing uncontrollably and breaking things in my apartment.
2013 Reviewbrah?
*SIP* those were the days
@5252 bruh. You on some other shit, lmao wut.
Kektus bebop
5252 Have you’ve been sniffing Gasoline fumes again, 5252?
"I like my Monster shaken, not shtirred..." -Review Bond
James brah
Love that
*Monshter
Mad lad actually did it. Collar over the bowtie. I can't believe my eyes.
Bloody hell mush
Wasnt expecting to find my go-to fallout guy here
Cant believe he has done this. Gross!
Now *THIS* is a review
_sips_
Maximum *BOOMER* energy.
*siiiiiiiiiiiips* They don't make reviews like they used to.
My man choreographed an entire room for an energy drink review.
That’s the top notch quality we get from our lord
"Arranged"
Choreograph is for movements of the body
@@Janine.Najarian We've been waiting for you.
@@fuckgoogleforever do you like what you see? 👀
@@Janine.Najarian Hell yeah.
_unbuttons pants_
There is literally nobody else on youtube I would watch reviewing an energy drink but somehow you make it interesting
He sits back as if he's enjoying a fine single malt scotch. All he needs is a cigar. Reviewbrah bleeds class.
You dare look at the comment section while Reviewbruh is speaking?
Wow... sorry
😂
Sorry
Guilty as sin :-)
Apologies for my ignorance lol
Wow, a tuxedo while drinking a Monster? does this count as a date?
He's not wearing a tuxedo.
Rocco Sabatino yes he is, your high lol
Rocco Sabatino then whats he wearing? Beach clothes?
reviewbrah referencing 30 year old boomer memes made my heart grow 3 sizes
**CRACK** .. bowties, now thats a fashion sense i can get behind.. **sip** - yep
Monster Energy Zero Ultra: proud sponsor of all boomers mowing the lawn at 7AM on Saturday
😉😃dats meh😂
I was there Saturday morning. Had a Monster Ultra Paradise and got the lawn looking stellar
I-just-ganna-grill-core
Don’t talk about my dad like this.
5 am*
This energydrinkreport dude seems pretty chill, can we see more of him?
he has a channel called thereportoftheweek
So chill it made me feel like this.. Psycho kid goes insane after rage quitting on Xbox (2014) ruclips.net/video/1rmLELcDyxk/видео.html.... it’s just not the same 😳
@@HAPTYK_JakeWest what are you even talking about
@@HAPTYK_JakeWest ascended humour
I love how he grew up. First time I heard about him in 2014, and every so often I check what's new with him. He's still so distinguished, and he's gotten even better. Just amazing.
6:19 That stare has gone straight into my soul and I'm blessed.
So glad you finally reviewed Boomer juice
I’m a 30 something year old boomer and we do not drink energy drinks. We drink beer. It’s a common misconception but it’s actually the millennials who drink monster.
@bongbrain07 uh oh stinky
Sparky 30 year olds are millennials, dummy.
@@sparky4747 you can't be a boomer at 30
30 year old boomer here. Cracking a monster while working is pure pleasure.
My Lord, the resurrection. We are truly blessed on this Sunday
Jeremy James you dont have many friends do you
@@thesenate4261 neither do you
@@thesenate4261??? Why are you so mean. Try enjoy your Sunday buddy. I'll be your friend, even if you're nasty on the Internet. Maybe love is all you need
Michael Aldaraca Lets just admit we all have a ver few friends
@@bubak4960 yes yes. Just my cat and me
I too decant my Monster Energy into a drinking glass before consumption.
Skull and cross bone table cloth is very classy and a bit unsettling. Much like our lord reviewbrah
El Chapo daughter ... Damnnnn data crazy bruh
Serpa Inc. LMAOOOOO
After one sip, he’ll be too powerful
I for one, welcome our new food reviewing overlord.
**crack** **siiiip** Yep, saturday 8am, time to mow the lawn.
Went to my local Dollar General to pick up one of these bad bois and the cashier refused to sell it to me; Monster shut down all production and sales until this review went up. I shook his hand and thanked him for doing the right thing.
spreading the gospel....may Reviewbrah bless you. Brahbless
Why do I always feel so underdressed
We're all underdressed compared to this gentleman 😃
monkeynumber nine especially me I’m not wearing clothes
My pants are off RIGHT now
It’s the same color as the prep I need to drink before my colonoscopy.
I feel your pain brother
Why'd you had to bring that nightmare up?
@@dragonflypromoise7774 😂💩🚽
@ R allophones
Because it’s the same color as the prep I have to drink before my colonoscopy.
same colour as my cum
This dude is so charismatic it’s mesmerizing
It gives me anxiety that someone would poor out the can into a glass.
Finally, he tries the true elixir of the gods.
He doesn't need it tho...
@Nonna Urbisness what? you sure you drank this drink and not something else?
Boomer sips
@@styxzero1675 he did have it years ago but I'm pretty sure the recipe has changed since.
I love how he always shows himself next to the specimen.
@Dav RoZ Honey pile, he is an angelic creature from the heavens. He is not a mere creature or energy drink. Though I would drink him up, and I mean that in a perfectly straight way.
I think he does it to make the thumbnail
Love Is Mystical_ good lord
I i88i Y 8888888ii
@@TheoWorkman and i
I was waiting for you to have a sip, so I could use the quote “drink up. *’And The Devil laughs.’”*
He reviewed the nectar of the gods!
reviewbrah when he brings back energy crisis: "I pulled a sneaky on ya."
I smell...
Runescape, and ...
early morning lawnmower
I’m 31. I play old school runescape, drink monster zero, and my wardrobe consists of 90s band T-shirt’s
@@primus6021 les claypool would be proud.
@@primus6021 Your name is both a good meme band and an amazing strain of marijuana I had recently. Lol
@@primus6021 I'm 32 and I watch are you afraid of the dark and all that , and im a coroner technician . Our generation isn't getting old anytime soon
@Daryl Gilmore i think daryl needs a snickers
Mowing the lawn in his suit, cracking over a cold one.
I haven't had a energy drink in almost a decade...yet this review is making me thirsty for a Monster now....
"You know what they say, if it's grey it's good for you." - Eric Andre
Love how it looks like you shot this in black and white, very film noir!
Is that a slight stamp at his skin complexion there bubba
@@vhockada Nah, just appreciating his aesthetic choices
Vance Hockaday nope
'very film noir' sounds like a meme
“I understand why people rave about this” same exact thing I thought when I first tried it
I nearly shit myself when I saw him wearing a bow tie
*Original vest and jacket actually fit now, had to get some oversized ones to grow into
All these zero calorie drinks taste like a normal drink after brushing your teeth with toothpaste.
only Fresca
nahh
blake speaks My thought exactly...Fresca
@@babarhead6956 that's generally been connected to several other factors besides the drink itself. A major one being that certain artificial sweeteners make you feel hungrier
Babar Head insulin spikes without calories don't result in weight gain, they result in temporarily reduced blood sugar. and if you head for pure carbs afterward because you're feeling a little jittery, it'll have due impact on your weight. tooth decay, on the other hand, _is_ a real (and more permanent) consequence of any soda.
3:50
The obligatory uncomfortable attempt at a shot for the thumbnail.
Love it
"Two servings per container'
When two become one.
Monster has it's best taste when it's drank from a can. Also when the drink is cold
$3.50 for boomjuice? Can put a price on luxury I guess
Boomer juice! I can finally have the energy to mow my lawn, go to Home Depot, and listen AC/DC!
😂😂😂
Crusader ima drink bang grow grass go to Lowe’s and listen to queen
When u listen to both AC/DC and Queen
*I think they’re on to me*
Drink more alcohol. That's actually what most of us do.
@@Doug_M ok big boy
Monster Energy should pay this man royalties and sponsor his channel for life.
Bury the light deep within
Cast aside there’s no coming home
We’re burning chaos in the way
Drifting in the ocean all alone!!
We're in the golden age of energy drinks. C4, Bang, Reign. All zero calorie and delicious.
I like this 'Energy Crisis', you should try NOS or Reign next.
Reign Lemon Headz
I honestly like NOS, but I couldnt get into Reign, after seeing a few ppl say good things I might give it another try.
@@MasterOfSlugs original nos is my personal fav and the red one is good once in a while, the green and purple are not too bad but yellow and purple are def at the bottom of the list. I haven't tried reign but i see them all the time so i guess ill just have to try them
Nathanael Villatoro also enjoyed NOS
He did nos
Let the Boomer Juice flow through you, I'll meet you outside on my ride on mower and we'll go fishing.
Used to love these, but they're super addictive (at least for me they were). Throughout high school I was fueled by these and the low carb Monsters. I'd have two a day. When I drank energy drinks those were my two most favorite. Great re-review! (amazing tux btw)
I watched this video while listening to the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra’s rendition of “the blue danbe waltz” his videos deserve classy backround music
Ahhh, I remember when it was all energy drink reviews. now THOSE were reviews.
*sips*
As a dsmp fan who has wattpad I get traumatic flashbacks everytime I hear the the words "monster ultra"
Back to Energy Crisis, going back to our humble beginnings.
TY for the informative review of energy drinks, as I am a personally consumer of large amounts and variants of energy drinks.
We need more energy crisis! So many new energy drinks popping up
Nick Ciccone
Reviewbrah becomes a bang girl
Thank you John, I was in a terrible mood and this put a giant smile on my face
I highly recommend Ultra Paradise. It's easily my favorite of the Monster Ultras.
What color?
@@markmichalek8623 Green
Absolutely outstanding review. The bowtie really brought it all together. Monster energy is likely in shambles anticipating your review.
Ultra Violet (also part of the Zero line) is my favorite.
The drink of femboys. The drink of trans girls. The drink of boomer dads.
The universal monster
that first /sip/ of the day
I work for monster energy and they immediately stopped production so we can watch this video in the auditorium.
🐄 💩
r/thathappened
@@NoahDoane and then everyone applauded 😂
I love this dude literally the mystery man but at the same time he is open
Best energy drink if you dont want the sugar and carbs in my opinion.
Bangs?
@@TheMojosk8 I've tried bang and reign and rockstar has some dope flavors like the blue cotton candy one that doesn't have carbs but I feel like those ones make me jittery. The ultra series gives me the right amount of energy i feel like if that makes sense. The black cherry one taste really dope.
Mango loco and ripper are my number ones, and that's my first choice
I have never been a fan of Zero Ultra, it’s too sweet.
The OG Blue “Lo-Carb” has always been the best tasting imo.
This nigga gets it
That’s my favorite one too
Can’t beat the original
100% true
Preach. I can't get the blue one in my country no more but now I'm addicted to the Mango Loco.
Out of all the boomer juice the zero ultra is my favorite.
Why do I feel like I’m watching an episode of The Addams Family?
You seem a lot happier than the last time you reviewed this drink
*Damn This Boy Is A Legend,No One Is Better Than Him*
All this aesthetic consistency. I’m shook.
The skull and crossbones table cloth just sets the whole mood
5:07 I didn’t know what to expect, but it was perfect and hilarious the way he read those over-the-top descriptions brands put on their products 😂😂
My day has been blessed
"I am making exclusive videos for Patreon.....*None of that stuff* "
lol
I'd pay a nice premium for THAT kind of exclusive videos of reviewbrah 😁😁🙊
I love how he tapped the Monster at 6:25 as if the liquid was sticking to the side of the can. 😆
God, I love your videos. The old review made me so sad
This has been my go to drink for maybe 5 years. I had to cut sugar out of my life. I got one that had a hint of their original flavor. Maybe a manufacturing issue, but it was actually pretty good. Thanks for the update and review bruh! I only drink and eat review bruh approved products 😂.
My friend drinks one of these every morning. I grab one for her when I'm able to hahaha
BusinessOfFear you’re a good friend.
Too bad you didn't preserve the manufacture error, sounds like a dream.
*My joy is immeasurable!* The Lord of Internets has graced us with his aesthetic presence.
So glad you gave us a blast from the past with an energy drink review, these were always my favorite
Has anyone seen Twin Peaks? He reminds me of a young Agent Cooper!
The True Gentleman
Ahh, getting back to the roots. Good on you, EnergyCrisis.
Mr. Brah, I speak honestly when I say I admire your power and immense skill at circumventing and subverting memes, and this review took me back in a great way. You are a true talent.
Coke employee here. Monster has a different Energy drink brand called Reign, you should totally review that next!
I drink Reign frequently but recently had to stop. It is much more of a energy drink meant to be drunk while exercising or the like for if you don't, you will be jittering riled heartbeat which doesn't feel good.
@@hunterchen7307 if you mix a a half gram of coke in it it really mellow it out.
About tree fiddy! Are you sure you didn't buy this from the Loch Ness monster?