I was thinking that he did do an alchemy build. Since he can't drink all of that and just not die 😂. Edit: And of course he died after typing the comment above, ah the nostalgia.
@@digzgwentplayer4159 sheesh!!! Now I'll need to start the game again, been playing for years and my playstyle basically consists of "lmao, Aard goes woosh!!!"
Silly Witcher. Tawny Owl + Petri's Philter are all you need. With that, Quen will protect you from everything and Igni will kill almost everything. A good Silver Sword will take care of the rest.
I was waiting for it to be some sort of drunk dwarf holding a small stick to stumble out and then Dandelion kills it on accident while Geralt is unconscious lol
That's only apply with the newer game (Witcher 3). In olden games like Witcher 1 and 2, potions duration can be very long like 8 hours to 30 minutes. Honestly you can't measure stuff in just witcher 3, it's designed to be arcade for gameplay purpose.
Yeah in the books it can take a minute for the effects to kick in and last much longer. Like when Geralt saves Foltest's daughter, he drinks a Cat potion and waits in the square for it to kick in as it turns to night But it would really slow down gameplay to wait for 5-10 minutes just for a potion to kick in, and the way the Witcher 3 is designed, having potions work for that long would massively throw off the balance of the game
@@Bocchi-the-Rock_ Massively throw off the balance of the game? I doubt that severely. I have played with mods that added that and tbh they are not that. Most potions would need to be crafted using the system that existed in previous two games. Instead of just posessing 1! Alcohest to refill the entire inventory. It's just CDPR that had been going out of pattern from the third game. I don't see anything that will shake the balance.
@@Bocchi-the-Rock_ frankly, I use mod that greatly increase potion longevity, as few minutes or seconds was less than many fights. Made no sense. And now I even use mod that more-or-less remove crafting of the potions once you make them for the 1st time, as there are many so fights that otherwise I'd not be using potions at all "because you don't waste them when you do not know about next monster you are going to meet" effect. Now I simply use them when I see a reason to do so - which I find pretty lore-friendly
My Witcher 3 build make me deal more damage the higher my Toxicity, so my Gerault literally always looked like he was on the fuckin edge of just dying lmao
@@raven4k998 In W3, yeah. Maxing out your toxicity puts a 0.5% per second dot on you basically the games way of telling you to remove one of your pots with white honey or eventually die.
Two years later, a Circle of Witchers gather... Geralt: [ clears throat ] "Uh, so, hi, my name's Geralt, and, er, it's been, ummm...thirty-two days since I quaffed my last potion..." Everyone else: [ polite applause ]
Everything about this is perfect: the writing, the acting, the costumes, the props, the cinematography, the editing, the sound design and editing. You guys have really outdone yourselves, so amazing.
The writing...no. You could slip some more fun frazes like: "I can stop anytime i want", "-What is this? I don't know but let's see what it does", "This one is on you", "ups I've drunk the one that clears all the effects, got to go all way again". Add some side effects with behavior, and lot of empty bottles besides them. So no writing is not perfect... Rest is pretty damn good.
Gotta love his immediate two choices for potions: the one that poisons his opponent if he bleeds, and then the one that makes him bleed less. Hot synergy.
pretty sure this is a joke but just clarifying that black blood is for vampiric opponents who do the fang to neck thing and start sucking blood. Blood loss is a different conditiong that just results in damage over time.
@@tentaklaus9382 In the games, at least the first and second one, I have only recently started the third one so can have no opinion, being bitten by a monster just counted as one huge attack that took about 60% health all at once. I guess in lore increased bleed resistance is an increase in the effect of coagulation agents, which would make blood clot more easily in response to open air
Dihydrogen Monoxide Benefits: Reduces thirst, increases mental clarity, heals damage from heat, Side effects: Excessive use will require the imbiber to relieve their bladder. Failure to do so within a few hours will inflict the Wet Pants debuff, reducing both Agility and Dignity until new pants are equipped.
1:24 When he was drinking the bright green potion I was hoping he'd say something like "Radiator Fluid, to keep me cool during the intense battle ahead!"
@@eneco3965 Then that's even better lmao, that blood poison is basicly just an adition, last weapon resort just incase anything goes wrong and he dies.. Its a backup plan Who the heck wants to lose a liter of their blood to defeat a single beast lmao? that's basicly just suicide
Dandelion: "I'll stay here and maybe write some more songs about you or something." Geralt: "Promise me you won't." Dandelion: "I can't promise that." That's some real drama! :D
Geralt: With all these potions in me, it'll die instantly. Dandelion: Looks like the creature fell and died. Geralt: Well, now I'm pissed... And my stomach is rumbling something fierce.
Alan's perfect playing Dandelion. He kinda looks like the Netflix actor too. LOL Also, don't worry about him, he's got the Heightened Tolerance, Acquired Tolerance and Fast Metabolism build. He'll be fiiiiine, he'll be back up in no time.
@Pope the Frog he does looks similar to actor who play Jaskier in the Witcher live series. I figure the differences between both is by looking at their chin.
@@theonlineanimal6009 Story of my life with every potion/food/usable item in games. I just hoard it all "incase" i'll need it but i never actually use them
@@mooncake387 Its shown in action in the trailer for witcher 3. ruclips.net/video/ehjJ614QfeM/видео.html around 2:30 Geralt lets the vampire suck his blood, then the vampire notices something was wrong.
It was difficult watching Geralt commit suicide, so to honor his memory, I repeated this process step by step with each potion named, and surprisingly I died faster with way fewer potions used
Oh yes. This brings back memories. That awkward feeling when everyone treats you like a world-class badass with countless feats, meanwhile im sitting there and have no idea what im actually doing.
The awkard feeling when everyone treats you like a world class badass meanwhile you spend half of a day collecting flowers to make some potions because you too poor to buy those from shop. AND later on tax man comes it to comply about your cow buisness.
Man, I don’t know which was funnier: Geralt’s ever-worsening potion-face (mad props to the makeup team!), or Dandelion’s quippy dialogue & line delivery! (mad props to Alan!) Oh, and his facial expressions were glorious! That charming bit of banter about Dandelion composing a song was the best! And really added another layer of genuine depth to their friendship. Not to leave Rowan out of the praise, because his Geralt is brilliant! He’s so great at the combo of arrogant, self-confident Witcher & kinda dude-bro, goofball player. The attention to detail on the potion bottles & colors was brilliant! I’ll have to rewatch (again) on a larger screen and do some frame advancing to see if the labels are more visible. Because I 100% guarantee they’re all appropriately labeled! I am loving this series! And I hope we don’t have too long a wait for season 2!! ❤️💙
And yet everyone so far failed to present him accurately. Dandelion is blonde, that's why he's called Dandelion (or Buttercup if translated literally).
I remember the skit where Adam was the witcher and he drank potions and applied oil on his sword, while Rowan defeated the dragon without any preparations.
I remember that, Adam played the "The Watcher" the NPC logic version of the Witcher. When this series was announced, I was actually expecting Adam to be the Witcher.
@@NPC0010 But Adam is perceived as a "good" guy with a heart of gold. Being rude, taking selfish decisions and stupid/funny isn't his is character by nature. Maybe he'll appear as a better witcher than Geralt in future. I hope so
The best part about these Witcher videos is that they're soo re watchable. I've watched this more times than I've played the game....and that's alot haha
I randomly came across you guys a few years ago and have been watching ever since! The witcher logic series might be my favorite ones yet! Thanks for the great content.
I was expecting him to go over the top, then the 'beast' turns out to be like a baby deer or something completely harmless that even dandelion could solo. "great, i just spent a months worth of gold on potions that were completely unnecessary'
They did make a video kinda similar to that, where the Witcher type guy drink a lot and potions and uses lots of oils, and then Adam (I think it was Adam) comes running in without any preparation and kills the beast in a few strikes :')
@@VivaLaDirtLeague he should also do a commercial agianst drugs by using it and show the horrible effects it has on you and that you become very addictid and than die
The average witcher player: "I need to prepare with potions and oils to defeat this great beast." Me: goes in without any preparation unless the game makes me and hopes for the best.
Witcher 1 was hard...you needed them potions...I remember you couldn't see anything in caves (without using the cat thing potion whatever the name was)
That is why those games gives off very different vibes depending on the difficulty level you chose. Easiest are hardest modes are like two completely different games, both very good ones.
@@lunotarr emptying a potion vial into his mouth might still be the best option though... not only is that pathway optimized for liquid intake, but also you may not want to get into longer contact with his body to e.g. rub it in or inject it into his veins or whatever, with all the potion effects he currently has and such. Don't want a drop of poisoned blood to come out and kill you in the process, after all.
Honestly hilarious! You guys went the extra mile and got the shapes of the bottles and colors of the potions down perfectly. Both these actors are brilliantly funny in their roles. I love this series.
Without his potions, I guess he'll have to face the caster, who's probably wearing no armor, with nothing but his very sharp sword, inhuman abilities, and decades of training in killing things.
SO many years ago I just randomly stumbled upon this channel and its cute little computer store skits... Now here we are with witcher videos with higher production value than disney bothers with star wars! What a journey...
That was my Geralt's face when I fought with Higher vampire in Toussiant. Literally everything I have plus black blood. Even with those potions I died three times to him. Also Rowan spoke all the potions names correctly. xD
That boss was the worst. I gave up I’m trying it on nightmare difficulty after like my 20th try. Had to beat him on normal. Only boss in the game that I didn’t beat on nightmare
Lol even worse was beating him only to have my super veiny dead-ass looking face in what felt like hours of cinematic straight after. Pretty boy blue court clothes and a face straight from nightmares is…not a good look 😂😅
I love the production value on these Witcher clips. The writing so far not so much (i.e. Geralt fainting was the obvious outcome). Anyways: VLDL rules. Thanks for making these!
Netflix need to watch this video, if they're going to recast Geralt I think this proves beyond a shadow of a doubt who is the only person to pick up the torch from Cavill
@@lynk_1240 well, killing the beast in that method just makes another beast to deal with later on, causing a net 0 of work being done. One creature slain, one creature created. Nothing is accomplished in the long term.
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He should have put more points into the alchemy tree, silly Geralt.
Is there people that actually do that though?
I was thinking that he did do an alchemy build. Since he can't drink all of that and just not die 😂.
Edit: And of course he died after typing the comment above, ah the nostalgia.
@@MultiLetz alchemy is actually an exploit. You put everything there and then just add enough points for Rend and you're good to go.
@@digzgwentplayer4159 sheesh!!! Now I'll need to start the game again, been playing for years and my playstyle basically consists of "lmao, Aard goes woosh!!!"
@@MultiLetz try it and dont forget to take euphoria
“You don’t even know what the monster is yet!”
“That’s why I need to drink every potion!”
I feel that lol
Silly Witcher. Tawny Owl + Petri's Philter are all you need. With that, Quen will protect you from everything and Igni will kill almost everything. A good Silver Sword will take care of the rest.
That's why his "preparations" are so costly, as he explains to his customers. Because he chugs every potion he has, everytime.
Would hVe been more clever it had been a cat in the place and he drank the potions for nothing
I was waiting for it to be some sort of drunk dwarf holding a small stick to stumble out and then Dandelion kills it on accident while Geralt is unconscious lol
@@pocketthechipmunk9994 yep me too something the bard could Handel but the Witcher over dose it and odds
Gotta drink faster. The first potion he took would have worn off by the time he took the last one.
Not with delayed reaction. He can keep chugging them and the effects wont wear off
That's only apply with the newer game (Witcher 3). In olden games like Witcher 1 and 2, potions duration can be very long like 8 hours to 30 minutes.
Honestly you can't measure stuff in just witcher 3, it's designed to be arcade for gameplay purpose.
Yeah in the books it can take a minute for the effects to kick in and last much longer. Like when Geralt saves Foltest's daughter, he drinks a Cat potion and waits in the square for it to kick in as it turns to night
But it would really slow down gameplay to wait for 5-10 minutes just for a potion to kick in, and the way the Witcher 3 is designed, having potions work for that long would massively throw off the balance of the game
@@Bocchi-the-Rock_ Massively throw off the balance of the game? I doubt that severely. I have played with mods that added that and tbh they are not that.
Most potions would need to be crafted using the system that existed in previous two games. Instead of just posessing 1! Alcohest to refill the entire inventory.
It's just CDPR that had been going out of pattern from the third game. I don't see anything that will shake the balance.
@@Bocchi-the-Rock_ frankly, I use mod that greatly increase potion longevity, as few minutes or seconds was less than many fights. Made no sense.
And now I even use mod that more-or-less remove crafting of the potions once you make them for the 1st time, as there are many so fights that otherwise I'd not be using potions at all "because you don't waste them when you do not know about next monster you are going to meet" effect. Now I simply use them when I see a reason to do so - which I find pretty lore-friendly
Plot twist: The monster was just some rat eating the crops of the farmers' fields
It's Puppies ....
Or just a little goblin... Junior
must be a bloody big rat if it killed all those people
The human spider, nice
Turns out the monster wasn't in this barn at the moment and he found nothing
"I can quit at any time," achievement unlocked
*Percussion*
*Choir AAAAAAAAAHs*
@@AtrusOranis XD
💀
To people who don't know:
Can Quit Anytime I Want -----> Be under the influence of seven potions or decoctions at the same time.
My Witcher 3 build make me deal more damage the higher my Toxicity, so my Gerault literally always looked like he was on the fuckin edge of just dying lmao
wait wait is it even possible to overdoes on potions?🤣🤣🤣
@@raven4k998 In W3, yeah. Maxing out your toxicity puts a 0.5% per second dot on you basically the games way of telling you to remove one of your pots with white honey or eventually die.
@@nikushim6665 wait you don't get to looking like that undead creature awe common🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I drunk potions just for that look. Gerald looks cooler that way.
@@nikushim6665jokes on them cuz my build gives me better potion duration and increased HP when I'm on the verge of ODing
“You don’t even know what the monster is yet!”
Trust Witcher Rowan to not have done all the investigations first 😂
"This is new game+, I know exactly what it does!" *still passes out*
He’s a fantastic Witcher……
But he did. Didnt you see the last video where he used his Witcher vision. He did all he could.
@@TheCommanderTaco Remember, he gets that vision because he got knocked in the head a few too many times.
Oh he probably investigated it he just doesn’t remember investigating it
Two years later, a Circle of Witchers gather...
Geralt: [ clears throat ] "Uh, so, hi, my name's Geralt, and, er, it's been, ummm...thirty-two days since I quaffed my last potion..."
Everyone else: [ polite applause ]
😂😂😂😂😂😂👍🏻👍🏻
*Angry Alan noises in the background*
Witchers anonymous
Let's be honest, it'll be a triangle of Witchers. They don't make Witchers like they used to. They've literally forgotten how 😂
Circle. Of witchers: 3 people ... unless it's after that time then 2
Everything about this is perfect: the writing, the acting, the costumes, the props, the cinematography, the editing, the sound design and editing. You guys have really outdone yourselves, so amazing.
The writing...no. You could slip some more fun frazes like: "I can stop anytime i want", "-What is this? I don't know but let's see what it does", "This one is on you", "ups I've drunk the one that clears all the effects, got to go all way again". Add some side effects with behavior, and lot of empty bottles besides them. So no writing is not perfect... Rest is pretty damn good.
Forgot the makeup
even the barn they chose as a set...
Gotta love his immediate two choices for potions: the one that poisons his opponent if he bleeds, and then the one that makes him bleed less. Hot synergy.
He just love the taste of them potions blends together in his mouth.
pretty sure this is a joke but just clarifying that black blood is for vampiric opponents who do the fang to neck thing and start sucking blood. Blood loss is a different conditiong that just results in damage over time.
It makes perfect sense he want monster to bite him bit you doesn't want to bleed out to death
@@porchugawhale9938 If someone was sucking your blood would that be considered as "blood loss over time"?
@@tentaklaus9382 In the games, at least the first and second one, I have only recently started the third one so can have no opinion, being bitten by a monster just counted as one huge attack that took about 60% health all
at once. I guess in lore increased bleed resistance is an increase in the effect of coagulation agents, which would make blood clot more easily in response to open air
"What potion is that Geralt?!"
"Water. I am thirsty"
Dihydrogen Monoxide
Benefits: Reduces thirst, increases mental clarity, heals damage from heat,
Side effects: Excessive use will require the imbiber to relieve their bladder. Failure to do so within a few hours will inflict the Wet Pants debuff, reducing both Agility and Dignity until new pants are equipped.
@@josephperez2004 Genius. Hahahahaha
@@lupfarkas3811 Never played a Witcher game, so didnt really know format or terminology, but glad it got a laugh.
oh man! that needed to be one
@@josephperez2004 i insist, you have to play one of the master piece that human civilization has ever made
1:24 When he was drinking the bright green potion I was hoping he'd say something like "Radiator Fluid, to keep me cool during the intense battle ahead!"
Geralt: *Takes a potion to weaponize his blood*
Also Geralt: *Takes a potion to decrease chance of bleeding*
😀
Tbf he still needs his blood on the inside.
@@VitorJTekkRodrigues But the monster will die before all of his blood is on the outside
@@eneco3965 Then that's even better lmao, that blood poison is basicly just an adition, last weapon resort just incase anything goes wrong and he dies.. Its a backup plan
Who the heck wants to lose a liter of their blood to defeat a single beast lmao? that's basicly just suicide
Of course he does. Bleeding out, would disarm him in this case ;)
Dandelion: "You're just drinking vodka!"
Geralt: "It dulls pain..."
White Gull
No Wonder Geralt Wanted A Bottomless Carafe.
Lots Of Pain To Dull.
...the pain of the soul
Spoiler: witcher potions are actually made using vodka
Silly Geralt! Every stalker knows that vodka removes radionuclides!
He forgot to oil the blades
The only one, who needs oil now is Jaskier...
Geralt: "I can one-shot anything as long as I do it in the next 12 seconds"
Don't forget the one hour cool down...
There is skill that extends all potion durations.
@@nugsnjugs9954 every skill in the alchemy tree increases potion duration
@@whiterunguard6874 now we know that Geralt didn't bother unlocking the green tree
@@whiterunguard6874 ahaha you got it.
I always suspected Geralt had a drinking problem
You need to have a more positive way of seeing things: instead of saying "drinking problem" say "drinking opportunities".
@@Grimmy1060 Yeah, every encounter is a little holiday
"Isn't happy hour anytime?"
@@Grimmy1060 u drink too?
@@Grimmy1060 I like your style, good sir 😂
Dandelion: "I'll stay here and maybe write some more songs about you or something."
Geralt: "Promise me you won't."
Dandelion: "I can't promise that."
That's some real drama! :D
It's actually impressive how well Alan can mimic Joey Batey as Jaskier.
It's perfect, lmao
You had any doubt in his acting skills?
cuz he looked like him from the start
Because there is not much to mimic beside stupid haircut.
*Dandelion
I was waiting something like:
"and what is that? what's that gonna do?"
"nothing much, this is just alcohol"
vodka?
You had to be drunk in order to fight a vampire in Oxenfurt :) bloody vamp only likes alcoholic blood.
That was an AMAZINg quest
Geralt was role-playing Kingdom Come Deliverance so he could save his game....
@@PainRack "what disgusting foul mouthed drivel is this! oh ugh the youth these days...."
alright alirght ill stop... sheesh...
@@yosefyonin6824 mahakamian...
Geralt: With all these potions in me, it'll die instantly.
Dandelion: Looks like the creature fell and died.
Geralt: Well, now I'm pissed... And my stomach is rumbling something fierce.
Alan's perfect playing Dandelion. He kinda looks like the Netflix actor too. LOL
Also, don't worry about him, he's got the Heightened Tolerance, Acquired Tolerance and Fast Metabolism build. He'll be fiiiiine, he'll be back up in no time.
I had to google it if they are the same person :D
@Pope the Frog he does looks similar to actor who play Jaskier in the Witcher live series. I figure the differences between both is by looking at their chin.
I had to double check to see if it was the same actor!
i thought they were the same person💀
My head went huh? error error when he looked like the actor, but voice didnt match nether game or series voice.
I love the way Alan delivered that line 😂
Rowan “ I wish you wouldnt”
Alan “I cant promise that”
Get ready for the musical episode coming up
@@VivaLaDirtLeague Eeeeee!
@@VivaLaDirtLeague omg YES!
@@VivaLaDirtLeague Oh I hope that's true and not a troll.
that alone made the video
You guys are awesome and I enjoy watching everyone of you guys. I am sorry I couldn't give enough.
Oh wow thank you for your support Akash! You have given more than enough, thank you :)
An easy way to stop him from doing that would be to say "but you might need that potion later." Works like a charm.
500 hundred healing potions later. And still "saving it for later"
@@theonlineanimal6009 Story of my life with every potion/food/usable item in games. I just hoard it all "incase" i'll need it but i never actually use them
And he would reply “potions only need to be made once in this game. This is why I’m the Witcher and you’re the bard.”
Geralt's logic: Hmm, looks like an average nekker contract...Guess I'll empty my entire potion inventory.
The Nekker: *intense sweating*
Haha, walking into the nekker cave buffed out like Zeus in Ragnarok.
I mean. It's feels great to go through them like paper. I love how OP you can get if you k ow hat you are up against and prepare appropriately.
Seriously y'all nailed Geralt's armor down to the last detail. Absolutely incredible.
I am impressed that they actually used the right potions and potion's effects, nice attention to detail ^^
lol there's really a portion that turns your blood into poison? is it to fight vampires, because wtf?
@@mooncake387 Black blood potion's ONLY use in the game is for when you are fighting vampires :)
@@mooncake387 basically all the potions in the Witcher 3 are poison to other people except for witchers but if you drink enough of it you will die
@@mooncake387 Its shown in action in the trailer for witcher 3.
ruclips.net/video/ehjJ614QfeM/видео.html around 2:30
Geralt lets the vampire suck his blood, then the vampire notices something was wrong.
@@mooncake387 yes there is. You can't go through Blood and Wine without it lol. And yes, it is best suited for vampires
He must be missing the potion that clears your toxicity while also removing the buffs too
White honey...
But why would you do that?
@@dankdankeryetdanker2726 you want to poke out your own eyes if you drink a cat for a cave then go back outside. White honey is useful
For when your about to overdose on potions but also about to die. White Radfords then white honey. Keep the health, loose the overdose.
It was difficult watching Geralt commit suicide, so to honor his memory, I repeated this process step by step with each potion named, and surprisingly I died faster with way fewer potions used
How far did you get?
@@grantpflum6844 He cannot answer because he died.
@@ХузинТимур Need lamp that can show ghosts!
@@ScienceDiscoverer Or potion
Because he's a witcher! You're not a witcher.
I Just really Love how every Episode leads to the Other. Feals Like a whole Story when its done.
Get ready for the supercut - there is going to be a few extra scenes in there too 😉
The costumes, the phrasing, the make-up... everything is so on poiiiint :D Gotta love this!
Geralt is not an addict, he is a culinary potion taster
Oh yes. This brings back memories. That awkward feeling when everyone treats you like a world-class badass with countless feats, meanwhile im sitting there and have no idea what im actually doing.
The awkard feeling when everyone treats you like a world class badass meanwhile you spend half of a day collecting flowers to make some potions because you too poor to buy those from shop.
AND later on tax man comes it to comply about your cow buisness.
Man, I don’t know which was funnier: Geralt’s ever-worsening potion-face (mad props to the makeup team!), or Dandelion’s quippy dialogue & line delivery! (mad props to Alan!) Oh, and his facial expressions were glorious!
That charming bit of banter about Dandelion composing a song was the best! And really added another layer of genuine depth to their friendship.
Not to leave Rowan out of the praise, because his Geralt is brilliant! He’s so great at the combo of arrogant, self-confident Witcher & kinda dude-bro, goofball player.
The attention to detail on the potion bottles & colors was brilliant! I’ll have to rewatch (again) on a larger screen and do some frame advancing to see if the labels are more visible. Because I 100% guarantee they’re all appropriately labeled!
I am loving this series! And I hope we don’t have too long a wait for season 2!! ❤️💙
this is an actual novel
Too much praise bro… you must be swooning at the bits
@@jaymay7957 Okay, and your point is what, exactly? Does effusive praise for something I truly enjoyed trouble you? Why?
@@b0nes95 I had a lot to say. 😝 Although if this seems like a lot, I worry for your attention span.
@@touchofstrange bro relax, hes just joshing ya
The crazy part is that Geralt doesn't need/or use the effects of the potions: he just uses Quen in every fight.
I love how this series is based on the games, promoting the games - and Alan's performance is still based on Joey Batey's portrayal
Plus that final look of Geralt's is from the Netflix show, too! Love every single reference from both adaptations.
And yet everyone so far failed to present him accurately. Dandelion is blonde, that's why he's called Dandelion (or Buttercup if translated literally).
Ugh, no Netflix Witcher references please. That show SUCKS sooooo bad.
@@eclecticx As a person who has both read the book and played the game I have to agree with you
Completely respect that, but I love the show too
I remember the skit where Adam was the witcher and he drank potions and applied oil on his sword, while Rowan defeated the dragon without any preparations.
Dude, what if it's a canonical continuation!?
I remember that, Adam played the "The Watcher" the NPC logic version of the Witcher. When this series was announced, I was actually expecting Adam to be the Witcher.
LMAO Yes!
@@NPC0010 But Adam is perceived as a "good" guy with a heart of gold. Being rude, taking selfish decisions and stupid/funny isn't his is character by nature. Maybe he'll appear as a better witcher than Geralt in future. I hope so
It's Bandit camp in Witcher Logic :p
I was expecting that last one to be the one that clears all potion effects. Meaning he had to drink them all again.
Geralt: I need to be prepared for every possible outcome.
Jaskier: Except a beauty contest?
Knowing CDPR that’s absolutely a possibility.
He would still win, Rowan is after all a model.
I have to say that the impression of Jaskier is very very close to the actual Jeskier. I'm realy impressed! Well done!!!! :D
The best part about these Witcher videos is that they're soo re watchable. I've watched this more times than I've played the game....and that's alot haha
Depending on the number of takes I imagine Rowan must have really, *really* had to pee after drinking all those (hopefully?) fake potions.
What do you mean hopefully? You think there's a chance Rowan is actually a Witcher? xD
@@markkNL there's a chance it's alcohol or energy drinks, both wouldn't be so healthy in that amount xD
likely just colored water tho
Or if any pranks were done.
Hot sauce?
I was behind the potions and I can say after the amount of times refilling those potions Rowan was thoroughly over hydrated 😂
@@markkNL You really think there is a chance he is not? :PPPP
Big up to Alan for the best damn TV Jaskier impression ever! Nailed it down to even subtle expressions, movements, mannerisms. You rock dude!
Dude forreal spot on 👍 i forgot he was Adam for a moment
I randomly came across you guys a few years ago and have been watching ever since! The witcher logic series might be my favorite ones yet! Thanks for the great content.
Man this series is awesome. You guys are awesome. GG to the whole damn team.
Dam true
Damn right
Damn damn
Damn straight
I was expecting him to go over the top, then the 'beast' turns out to be like a baby deer or something completely harmless that even dandelion could solo. "great, i just spent a months worth of gold on potions that were completely unnecessary'
If he even finds it, before the potions effects have run out
Meh all it takes is a bottle of vodka or equivalent to be tip-topped again
If we're following the game logic
That won't happen, judging by the location and trailer they are re creating A night to remember...
They did make a video kinda similar to that, where the Witcher type guy drink a lot and potions and uses lots of oils, and then Adam (I think it was Adam) comes running in without any preparation and kills the beast in a few strikes :')
Gotta stay the outfits are incredibly well done! Good work to everyone involved!
There should've been a PSA warning: "Just Say "No" To Potions."
And say yes to alcohol and drugs
After a DUI Geralt is forced to be the face of the PSA 😂
@@VivaLaDirtLeague he should also do a commercial agianst drugs by using it and show the horrible effects it has on you and that you become very addictid and than die
I want to see a skit on Geralt getting a haircut that magically makes his hair longer.
And how it also gives him a beard too 🤣.
It shows him and the barber sitting there for a year until the hair grows out long enough, then the barber snips it into the desired style
@@Caapi_Vine I like it.
Yes!!!
These affects and acting are just so darn great!
The average witcher player: "I need to prepare with potions and oils to defeat this great beast."
Me: goes in without any preparation unless the game makes me and hopes for the best.
I don't think many people properly use potions and oils. But in Death March difficulty they are essential, especially with scaling monsters.
@@Khrayfish Hell with that noise, I want the full Witcher experience--I absolutely prepare, because I actually roleplay in my roleplaying games.
"I gotta big sword, and ima swing it until something dies"
Witcher 1 was hard...you needed them potions...I remember you couldn't see anything in caves (without using the cat thing potion whatever the name was)
That is why those games gives off very different vibes depending on the difficulty level you chose. Easiest are hardest modes are like two completely different games, both very good ones.
would love to see geralt gouging quest givers for more reward money to sustain his crippling potion addiction lol
One of the funniest Witcher skit so far!! Thanks i was feeling down.
He drinks so much potions that the first one would be finished already by time he's done drinking the last
If he wants to revive Geralt, all he needs to do is make Geralt drink a potion.....
liquid can be soaked not only by mouth and stomach. All you need is to get it inside..
@@lunotarr emptying a potion vial into his mouth might still be the best option though... not only is that pathway optimized for liquid intake, but also you may not want to get into longer contact with his body to e.g. rub it in or inject it into his veins or whatever, with all the potion effects he currently has and such. Don't want a drop of poisoned blood to come out and kill you in the process, after all.
@@lunotarr wait, what?
Seems he's hinting that Dandelion should shove a potion where the sun doesn't shine 😂😂😂
@@LJAndrews1986 hmm... now that you say it, true, probably xD
hahaha ! this is one of the best in the latest you made so far i love it and even re-re-rewatch it...
Loved how every vial and the liquid withing looked like they came straight out of the game, awesome job!
I died at "That's why I need to drink every potion!"
Insane how funny this is. 🤣 Laughed so hard. Epic acting and script!
Honestly hilarious! You guys went the extra mile and got the shapes of the bottles and colors of the potions down perfectly. Both these actors are brilliantly funny in their roles. I love this series.
Great production value, the toxicity effect looks good and the colour of the potions matches that of the game!
1:28 hold up, I recognize that bottle. Did Geralt just down a Berry Blue Kool Aid Burst?? 😂
Love it
Ey waddup Majorkill. Love your warhammer vids
Fancy seeing you here oh one of my favorite Australian
Oh shit, the Aussie mad lad is here!
An australian liking a newzealnders content? That's new
Fancy seeing you here, love your vids, keep it up bud!
All that buff potion, and then the enemy would just cast "remove beneficial effects" spell. 😆
Aha! But true Witchers never drink beneficial potions!
What's that?
Without his potions, I guess he'll have to face the caster, who's probably wearing no armor, with nothing but his very sharp sword, inhuman abilities, and decades of training in killing things.
Did you happen to see him take “White honey”? Cause it does the same thing.
"I have every eye-dea of what's going on." 1:48
Geralt after coming to: next, time to apply my oils to my swords
Jaskier: wait isn’t that acid o… now u ruin your sword. Perfect
The fact that this is not a usual series of random sketches but a whole story is amazing!
Kudos for the costumes, settings and camera shooting. you guys really do quality professional level work
"You don't even know what the monsters is"..."Thats why i need to drink every potion!" got me laughing hard!
i play alchemy tank so im basically dosed up on all possible potions i could except Swallow since i dont really need healing then :) love this.
What... you want to swallow?
Alchemy tank? How is that? I know only alchemy damage dealer
@@thegeekchannel4258 i belive there a mutagen that incease defense and health regen when u overdose
@@thegeekchannel4258 bear armor + mutagen switching
So your toxicity bar is always full?
He clearly uses a euphoria build.
This explains the second episode...
Great job, love the series so far!
He actually fits pretty good in Geralt's role, keep up the good work!
Naild that "Drinking Animation" look and Felling
As someone who generally isn't a big Witcher fan, this is *exactly* what Geralt's shenanigans look like to someone like me lol
This Geralt needs to see the Potion Anonymous.
This is awesome! Guys, fantastic work, thank you!
"What was the last one?"
"Vodka, for confidence comrade!"
What vodka, you weirdo?!
Everybody on the continent knows that spirit from Mahakam is the best
What a great coincedence. Just finished my TW1 playthrough, so the memories are still very fresh.
You guys are doing an awesome job 👍🏻
I played that one first, and honestly it’s criminally underrated.
I like the details u guys put in. From costumes to makeup. Just Awesome
Imagine the vampire feeding on Geralt and just literally evaporates from poison
Would have been funny if he drank the last potion and it would have reverted him back to normal 😂 “what’s this?” “A health potion” “oh”
You mean white honey potion right 😂
@@sobaloba3468 I remember getting overdosed in the middle of battle
Drinking white honey after potion overdose is funny
"Geralt! Geralt you're about to overdose."
"Don't worry Dandelion. White Honey. Purges potions and removes all potion effects."
@@אביבעזר Then meditates to restock and drinks again :D
...and Geralt's now unconscious body collapses on the monster, killing it instantly.
I can't believe how close Alan looks to the guy in the show. Are we sure it's NOT actually him in the show?
When one is to many and ten is not enough!
These lines are all delivered so perfectly! Alan nails it as a quip ready bard!
SO many years ago I just randomly stumbled upon this channel and its cute little computer store skits... Now here we are with witcher videos with higher production value than disney bothers with star wars! What a journey...
So "that's" the level we can expect from this series?
I love it!
The "ow!" After he fell down was PERFECT 🤣🤣🤣🤣
im surprised there are only 5 of these in the series. Great work just want more
That was my Geralt's face when I fought with Higher vampire in Toussiant. Literally everything I have plus black blood. Even with those potions I died three times to him. Also Rowan spoke all the potions names correctly. xD
That boss was the worst. I gave up I’m trying it on nightmare difficulty after like my 20th try. Had to beat him on normal. Only boss in the game that I didn’t beat on nightmare
3 Times? respect bro! I died like 15 lol!!
Lol even worse was beating him only to have my super veiny dead-ass looking face in what felt like hours of cinematic straight after. Pretty boy blue court clothes and a face straight from nightmares is…not a good look 😂😅
@@vandorocks7485 I was just rolling around all the time. XD
@@sezzahg6290 Haha yeah cutscenes with that face is literal hell
I would have lost it if he took the potion that clears toxicity and removes the effects of all other potions
Geralt: "Aw, crap -- not AGAIN!"
Thanks RUclips suggestion, i've come across this awesome channel, subscribed immidiately. That was funny guys, great job
Ummm, you're supposed to EAT the vial!
Nah Geralt actually has the empty vials in his inventory.
Yeah, like a NORMAL person!
@@stranger83 The thing is, he is a witcher. Is it normal enough?
I love the production value on these Witcher clips. The writing so far not so much (i.e. Geralt fainting was the obvious outcome). Anyways: VLDL rules. Thanks for making these!
Netflix need to watch this video, if they're going to recast Geralt I think this proves beyond a shadow of a doubt who is the only person to pick up the torch from Cavill
Netflix needs to put these lines in its upcoming season: "I'm a witcher, and you are not a witcher". haha
I love Henry Cavill's armour of the witcher but this guy is spot on
Some of your best work yet! :D
It certainly takes a Witcher's bladder to hold that many potions.
Witcher: I need to go to the bathroom
Also Witcher: Urine causes nuclear meltdown of the forest
@@Solrex_the_Sun_King Geralts urine splashs upon the rocks followed by a popping and cracking sound as they start to dissolve...
@@Solrex_the_Sun_King You mean that's not how you're supposed to kill the beast??........
@@charlebrownga the dissolved rocks transmute into uranium, and the rocks come to life. Roll for initiative.
@@lynk_1240 well, killing the beast in that method just makes another beast to deal with later on, causing a net 0 of work being done. One creature slain, one creature created. Nothing is accomplished in the long term.