Horror Movies I Could EASILY Survive

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  • @jeffhardystan
    @jeffhardystan Год назад +4512

    "i should know, i've watched kill counts" is such a real line😭

    • @g0re_man
      @g0re_man Год назад +87

      I just read this comment while that part was playing. What a coincidence

    • @zachlikesanime
      @zachlikesanime Год назад +30

      @@g0re_man same

    • @Ricky-io3er
      @Ricky-io3er 7 месяцев назад +11

      On god my nigga

    • @william44011
      @william44011 6 месяцев назад

      @@g0re_man Have you ever made something an idol, used God’s name as a cuss word, dishonor your parents, murder (God views hate as murder), lusting, stealing, lying, wanting something another has that isn’t rightfully yours?
      Doing so we violating the law, which is sin, and because of sin there is a punishment…If a serial killer like Ted Bundy tells a judge of all the good things he’s done for society do you think the judge would let the serial killer off free? The same is with us; we’ve committed such crimes against God that we are separated from God forever; we are punished by suffering Hell for eternity, a place with no hope for us.
      But God loves us so much and with all his heart that he gave his only Son, Jesus Christ, to this cursed world to be crucified on the cross. (John 3:16-17)
      Now anyone who accepts Jesus Christ, God’s Son, as their Lord and Savior and believes he rose from the dead the third day will be saved from eternal damnation in Hell and live in Heaven in paradise with him forever.
      Many will choose to follow Satan, whether it be because they think they won’t succeed otherwise or won’t have any joy or friendships, but he will soon reveal himself as a murderer and a liar as he was since the beginning and he will curse all his followers as he cursed God and all of Satan’s followers will be cased into ever burning Hell. Don’t believe this lie I too believed in! Our God is a loving God full of compassion, yet he is a righteous God and must judge what is right. (Matthew 13:41-42)

    • @StRANGEMANRDR
      @StRANGEMANRDR 6 месяцев назад +47

      James a janisse would low key survive every horror movie

  • @mqfii8992
    @mqfii8992 Год назад +1388

    Two horror movies icons that are arguably the easiest to beat.
    Chucky - Despite being a doll, he has the strength of a regular man. But even then, he only ever gets the kill because of stealth, so stay sharp and kick the dummy like a dummy.
    Ghostface - These are regular Joes for the most part. And not only that, they're the most incompetent and clumsiest killers ever who only get the kills because their victims are just as clumsy as them.
    Honorable mention:
    It (movie): If you're not afraid of him, he has no power over you. Worse, if you bully him enough or has the perception something can harm and even kill him, it will.
    Note that In the book these only thwart him. So it's just the movie that Is that easy.

    • @zachlikesanime
      @zachlikesanime Год назад +56

      ghostface no that is hard to survive if you are a target you got to stay sharp

    • @evandaymon8303
      @evandaymon8303 Год назад +90

      Well till scream 6 came and shown a more competent ghostface and dont forget sometimes ghostface is played by more then one killer. So ghostface isnt that easy it will be difficult depends on if killer is not a foolish clumsy person.
      So you are better keep sharp and know the rules of surviving a horror film.

    • @captainalberto
      @captainalberto Год назад +24

      Just call the real ghost aka simon ghost riley
      He will show whos the real ghost

    • @Scarshadow666
      @Scarshadow666 Год назад +33

      It also depends on how much the Scream writers want to play God and if you can break the fourth wall to negotiate with them on surviving Ghostface (because Scream has always been a meta franchise).

    • @Nameandaddresswithheld
      @Nameandaddresswithheld Год назад +28

      Penny wise gets no diffed by a CoD lobby

  • @Skyfire_thetherian
    @Skyfire_thetherian 5 месяцев назад +201

    Nah the way he got to terrifer and went "nope" got me dying laughing 💀💀💀
    ART THE CLOWN 👌

  • @godnyx117
    @godnyx117 Год назад +3346

    I love how in theory everything seems easy and the plot seems stupid but if we were truly there, we would be so scared that we would do something STUPID as well!

    • @eyyywhatsupdoc
      @eyyywhatsupdoc Год назад +262

      LIKE I KNOW i used to watch all the how to beat videos then one day i realised wait what if i were in in these situations like my dumass couldnt beat it i stopped watching them after i realises

    • @godnyx117
      @godnyx117 Год назад +101

      @@eyyywhatsupdoc You can still watch the video and have fun, lol!
      I'm just saying that we would probably be f-ed as well! Of course, you ALSO have to think that these video are made after one watched the movies but for the characters in the movies, this is real life and they don't know what we know.

    • @69daygrind
      @69daygrind Год назад +13

      Who's we?💀

    • @eyyywhatsupdoc
      @eyyywhatsupdoc Год назад

      wdym whos we were talking about the horror commuity@@69daygrind

    • @star-rock6466
      @star-rock6466 Год назад +99

      ​@@69daygrindyou ain't that guy pal, trust me, you ain't that guy

  • @krishaantanwar
    @krishaantanwar Год назад +4087

    All other characters: Justifies how he would survive
    Terrifier: No

    • @BestShortsEver316
      @BestShortsEver316 9 месяцев назад +355

      I've heard about that movie. I didn't see it, but if the things I saw were real, nobody can beat terrifier. There was apparently a part cut out of the movie where terrifier turns humans into balloons or something like that.

    • @yasouderuo
      @yasouderuo 9 месяцев назад +236

      well terrifier aka art the clown was a straight up demon

    • @Unholy-Gunman
      @Unholy-Gunman 9 месяцев назад +117

      I mean you can't blame him for that tbh

    • @Its_Xj
      @Its_Xj 8 месяцев назад +72

      It makes sense set the clown is just different

    • @jach2513
      @jach2513 8 месяцев назад +55

      Yeah no way he was gonna have a good enough plan.

  • @Richard_richsmuth
    @Richard_richsmuth 6 месяцев назад +907

    as soon as terrifier came up i was like "nah your lying if your saying youll beat this" 💀

    • @freashswagg1
      @freashswagg1 3 месяца назад +12

      I would

    • @JQ_VK14
      @JQ_VK14 3 месяца назад

      @@freashswagg1get a load of this guy 😹

    • @Therandom69420lol
      @Therandom69420lol 2 месяца назад

      @@freashswagg1ok buddy

    • @Maximus52810
      @Maximus52810 2 месяца назад +39

      @@freashswagg1you’re joking… right?

    • @davidzhan3107
      @davidzhan3107 2 месяца назад +9

      i havent watched terrifier so why couldnt you survive?

  • @SolitarySpoons
    @SolitarySpoons Год назад +985

    to be fair, the chain trap in Saw 3 was set up by Amanda, not John, so it wasnt meant to be beat. all the amanda traps were unwinnable. johns traps gave you a chance meanwhile. I'd still die though because id need the instructions repeated to me 4 times

    • @jfjvmdvbdcndkj
      @jfjvmdvbdcndkj Год назад +90

      The easiest trap to survive is probably the coffin trap from Saw V. You literally get in the coffin, close the door, and you win.

    • @RorySmith-Dube-fm7ll
      @RorySmith-Dube-fm7ll 9 месяцев назад +6

      To me it would be like 12

    • @not-so-obvious_autism777
      @not-so-obvious_autism777 9 месяцев назад +34

      Fr like with my autism and ADHD I would space out tryna calm down and be in my happy place before hearing the directions

    • @sourdrop
      @sourdrop 9 месяцев назад +42

      ​@@not-so-obvious_autism777Lmao same. At some point, I feel like Jigsaw would just let me go bc he would realize I'm too dumb to figure out the deathtrap and that it wouldn't be fair to keep going 😭

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 8 месяцев назад

      Honestly if I were in one of John’s traps I’d complain about how he expects me to have a far higher IQ just to gaslight him into turning it off

  • @jessibarber2769
    @jessibarber2769 Год назад +639

    Most of us could easily survive Nightmare on Elm Street. All you have to do is just NOT be the offspring of a bunch of people who burned a man to death in a boiler room 😅

    • @freddykrueger4326
      @freddykrueger4326 Год назад +56

      Well... Kinda... The victims in 6 weren't related to anyone of Springwood...

    • @gideononu1876
      @gideononu1876 10 месяцев назад +28

      This man said he was surviving Belko Experiment, 😂 bro you are not surviving The Belko Experiment

    • @gerardwayseyelash
      @gerardwayseyelash 9 месяцев назад +5

      I'd be too terrified to sleep fam

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 6 месяцев назад

      Just have a real messed up violent/s*xually depraved dream. If its violent you can be k*lled by a non-Freddy nightmare creature and thus you escape, OOOR, have him get no no touched enough that he stops attacking you

  • @Flyypast
    @Flyypast 6 месяцев назад +81

    8:05 ah yes, Columbia… famously know for their lack of gun or violence experience

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 3 месяца назад

      Yeah...wanted to eyeroll at that. The land of the COCAINE DEALERS!

    • @CANUBETHEOLDKANYE
      @CANUBETHEOLDKANYE 6 дней назад

      Ok but you gotta admit that an American vs any other race of people when it comes to guns is unmatched

  • @SteadCR75085
    @SteadCR75085 Год назад +4722

    This man is the only person who can make a horror movie sound goofy😂😂😂

    • @JaydeeArrr
      @JaydeeArrr Год назад +256

      Degenerocity does them like that too

    • @ThePhoenix1
      @ThePhoenix1 Год назад +63

      bro he funny asf 💀💀 the commentary too funny to get scared

    • @editornoob4606
      @editornoob4606 Год назад +46

      @@JaydeeArrr instantly what I thought when I saw the title and thumbnail

    • @Mcnetwork295
      @Mcnetwork295 Год назад +7

      True.

    • @Lhaenen
      @Lhaenen Год назад +7

      High boi is a youtubwr who does that too if youre interested

  • @2ooValid
    @2ooValid Год назад +3514

    I love how he downright just skipped Terrifier😂😂 I would too ngl, I would’ve been in a body bag by the end

    • @ammarharith5512
      @ammarharith5512 Год назад +89

      I don't think he's unbeatable.

    • @prodigypixel7103
      @prodigypixel7103 Год назад +588

      @@ammarharith5512it’s not that he’s unbeatable look at the stuff he does bruh 😭

    • @samuraibear5102
      @samuraibear5102 Год назад +314

      If he was after me I would just ice muself immediately

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 Год назад +260

      Dude would come back from a nuke as a skeleton with the same hat on somehow unscathed

    • @braxtonvincent6359
      @braxtonvincent6359 Год назад +192

      ​@@samuraibear5102he can bring you back to life just to torcher you more that's a power he has

  • @Ishan-zm6wy
    @Ishan-zm6wy 5 месяцев назад +23

    "top of the mornin" got me rollin 😭
    so did the dreams part

  • @bradley698
    @bradley698 Год назад +665

    To survive any Friday the 13th literally just don't show up. Don't step foot on Jason's property. Everyone in the movie shows up well after being warned and knowing of the murders that took place.

    • @jamiepiccione3853
      @jamiepiccione3853 Год назад +41

      But in the beginning of some of the friday the 13th movies he actually leaves the camp to kill a few people if you've seen them.

    • @bradley698
      @bradley698 Год назад +88

      @@jamiepiccione3853 yes in part two he leaves to kill the final girl of the first movie. but if she hadn't went there in the first one then she wouldn't be dead.

    • @Rei_Day
      @Rei_Day Год назад +52

      @@jamiepiccione3853Jason only leaves the camp to the town, which is also named “Crystal Lake”. He only killed Alice from Part 1, Harold and Edna, Axel… basically, to not die, be on the opposite side of America.

    • @evandaymon8303
      @evandaymon8303 Год назад +46

      Kind of forgot about jason takes Manhattan.
      Jason doesn’t need to kill you in crystal lake. He also attracted to people having sex.
      So dont have sex when you’re in crystal lake or do any lewd acts and Jason wont try to track you down and kill you.

    • @bradley698
      @bradley698 Год назад +16

      @@evandaymon8303 was the boat in the lake. And yes I completely forgot about premarital sex that is a big no no.

  • @ItsAVolcano
    @ItsAVolcano 10 месяцев назад +395

    In Freddy v Jason they tried the no sleep option. Eventually they hit a real life phenomenon called microsleep, where their bodies just start shutting down for brief moments throughout the day. This leads to victims getting taken out while standing zoned out in the middle of a store.

    • @0lliesFreakShow
      @0lliesFreakShow 4 месяца назад +11

      Wouldn’t someone do something? Like do they start beeding or something happens while their getting attacked? Or do they just die? Bc I haven’t watched the Freddy movies but I know abt the character Freddy and all that
      Edit: bc i feel like someone would do something like wake them up or call 911 if they were bleeding or just passed out while standing up

    • @gerardwayseyelash
      @gerardwayseyelash 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@0lliesFreakShowYou'd be surprised the amount of people who do nothing.

    • @0lliesFreakShow
      @0lliesFreakShow 3 месяца назад +1

      @@gerardwayseyelash …yeah..

  • @PizzaLover3012
    @PizzaLover3012 5 месяцев назад +2

    6:08 I can’t with the way he just said “no”. Probably the best answer🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Týr4039
    @Týr4039 Год назад +209

    The chain trap in saw was made by amanda, she rigged the traps intentionally and john scolded her for that.
    The traps that john made were always made sure to be survivable

    • @Shadowswolf9666
      @Shadowswolf9666 Год назад +30

      Now weather youd want to survive on the other hand...

    • @alpacawithouthat987
      @alpacawithouthat987 Год назад +20

      @@Shadowswolf9666Yeah most of the stuff you have to do to survive is worse than just dying

    • @Neoneone0
      @Neoneone0 Год назад +19

      you're absolutely correct, but the flammable jelly trap from the original was Not beatable if done the way it was supposed to imo, idk what john was on when he was trying to design that trap

    • @Týr4039
      @Týr4039 Год назад +8

      @@Neoneone0 well, he did say the poison was slow, maybe the dude didn't take his time and got impatient.

    • @tylerrichardson3034
      @tylerrichardson3034 Год назад +16

      @@Týr4039 With all the numbers on the wall he would have to randomly stumble across the right combination, theoretically it could be the very last one he tries, plus the whole time he's stepping on glass which fucks with his composure while walking, increasing the chances of him walking even slower to balance the candle better or risk letting the flame get too close to him. It's not very beatable without luck, which goes against his whole "will to survive" message.

  • @IplayrheTenorsaxaphone
    @IplayrheTenorsaxaphone Год назад +982

    My problem with Freddy is you only dream in between the stages of deep sleep and consciousness so if he creeps you out just wake up it’s not that hard.

    • @sourdrop
      @sourdrop 9 месяцев назад +140

      Fr the stages of sleep have been studied pretty closely so as long as you have someone time how long you're asleep and have them wake you up before you enter REM sleep, you'll probably be good and rested enough to figure out how to get rid of Freddy once and for all.

    • @Nbringer1234
      @Nbringer1234 8 месяцев назад +80

      What if I can't even dream like dude I just see black when I sleep lmao

    • @IplayrheTenorsaxaphone
      @IplayrheTenorsaxaphone 6 месяцев назад

      @@Nbringer1234 same kinda

    • @toonlinks
      @toonlinks 6 месяцев назад +41

      Go into a lucid dream and get superpowers its that easy

    • @serioussingularity9595
      @serioussingularity9595 6 месяцев назад +61

      @@toonlinksthe problem is Freddy also has complete control of the dream world so your about even at best

  • @IDK_L4NI
    @IDK_L4NI 2 месяца назад +7

    I love how as many videos as I watch with this thumbnail this 6:08 is the only one has answered

  • @gachagalaxy7606
    @gachagalaxy7606 9 месяцев назад +201

    Freddy Cruger:
    Anti-depressants to make me have no dreams
    Lepercon:
    Don't touch his gold
    Micheal Mires:
    Don't live in that area
    Jason:
    No entering Crystal Lakes
    Belko Experiment:
    Maybe? Extremely small so might just hid in an extremely small place. Fit into like a bookshelf once

    • @erikbulux4793
      @erikbulux4793 6 месяцев назад +23

      Your head would explode if you tried to hide since only 1 person can make it out alive with the highest kill count

    • @FISH_NECRO
      @FISH_NECRO 6 месяцев назад +17

      Honestly majority of horror movies can be survived by not being there. Psycho? Just dont go inside the motel. Jaws? Just stay on land

    • @BaranZenon
      @BaranZenon 6 месяцев назад +13

      @@FISH_NECRO That is why horror movies that can happen to anyone, like you are just doing your job, are better. For example "Censor" - a movie about a lady that during Margaret Thatcher's government was watching and censoring twisted and brutal movies (so watching it through and through to censore it for the eye of the public) that made her bonkers insane, or "Lighthouse" - a movie about two dudes working as lighthouse keepers in a Lighthouse on a remote island, being cut off from the world by a storm and slowly going insane.

    • @tio_john
      @tio_john 5 месяцев назад +5

      His strategy for belko is better since in the experiment you have to kill people if you don't you die. So go to the armory and start capping people.

    • @emmasilver2332
      @emmasilver2332 5 месяцев назад +3

      I take antidepressants and believe me I still get nightmares.

  • @binarydark4811
    @binarydark4811 Год назад +739

    No
    That fucking killed me.

    • @Nahobussyino
      @Nahobussyino Год назад +75

      Art the Clown is a menace 💀

    • @Applespider12
      @Applespider12 Год назад +25

      @crypticangel7056exactly he can’t teleport and can take some damage but I’d rather end it than take a chance, on the off chance he gets to me

    • @Britshit
      @Britshit Год назад

      Looks like it fucking killed him too

    • @1llum1n4ty3
      @1llum1n4ty3 Год назад

      ​@crypticangel7056not really

    • @swordstudiosoffical
      @swordstudiosoffical 10 месяцев назад +18

      he literally poured salt and bleach on a woman after slashing her

  • @JasonBracamontes-Parra
    @JasonBracamontes-Parra 2 месяца назад +11

    John Cramer He thinks he's helping people appreciate life but in reality he's just giving people PTSD after surviving the traps.

  • @KingKasper
    @KingKasper Год назад +584

    Man just said "no" to TERRIFIER 😂 💯

    • @Adogwithinternet69
      @Adogwithinternet69 Год назад +83

      Tbh I would too, there is no chance that you are gonna survive if Art the clown is after you

    • @evandaymon8303
      @evandaymon8303 Год назад +44

      Can you blame him? Art is impossible to beat.

    • @ToadallyNormal
      @ToadallyNormal Год назад +74

      ​@@evandaymon8303hes pretty much supernatural now and kills you in the most painful and fucked up ways humanly possible

    • @expiredfroyo
      @expiredfroyo Год назад +8

      I was looking for this comment

    • @Mamba-o5q
      @Mamba-o5q Год назад +13

      I’m getting a priest

  • @cat_luvs_food
    @cat_luvs_food 9 месяцев назад +1492

    bro just said no to terrifier

    • @Literally_Gabriel
      @Literally_Gabriel 8 месяцев назад +81

      I would too

    • @dangdao8068
      @dangdao8068 7 месяцев назад +50

      BOI! How you seen how Terrifier is?

    • @cat_luvs_food
      @cat_luvs_food 7 месяцев назад +37

      @@dangdao8068 yea it's disgusting.

    • @jerricaschuster46
      @jerricaschuster46 6 месяцев назад +2

      And

    • @Flix754
      @Flix754 6 месяцев назад +53

      There is not a single person who could survive that

  • @JCeditz12
    @JCeditz12 3 месяца назад +2

    Nah bro 6:09😭😭 i was gonna rage if he startee explaining 😂

  • @XBogdiifree
    @XBogdiifree Год назад +45

    I love this guy's channel so much bro, and im also a deadmeat fan over here! Which is just a big bonus

  • @hatmanmanofhats8167
    @hatmanmanofhats8167 8 месяцев назад +522

    The funny thing about Freddy is that if you’re not scared of him, he cannot do anything to you.

    • @Daybreakerx
      @Daybreakerx 6 месяцев назад +56

      Exactly just think of him as wolverine or something goofy like that

    • @hatmanmanofhats8167
      @hatmanmanofhats8167 6 месяцев назад +30

      @@Daybreakerx if you can figure that out in universe, you just win.

    • @Finn-zm3hm
      @Finn-zm3hm 6 месяцев назад +29

      Yeah, if you fear a man in a Christmas turtleneck, why are you watching this video?

    • @hatmanmanofhats8167
      @hatmanmanofhats8167 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@Finn-zm3hm the glove tbh

    • @gerardwayseyelash
      @gerardwayseyelash 6 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@Finn-zm3hmA lady said that to him....she didn't survive.

  • @PhantomverseOfficial
    @PhantomverseOfficial 2 месяца назад +1

    Amen 🙏 ❤😊. God Loves You and will Save You from all evil 🙏 ❤😊. Great vid DerekFDB 😊

  • @SinnermanZeke
    @SinnermanZeke Год назад +120

    6:46 ok in John’s defense, that wasn’t even his trap, that was the Amanda, the sexy emo looking girl who was his 2nd-in-command, she’s been making some unwinnable traps to kill random people and for the bathroom thing, Amanda didn’t make sure the key wouldn’t fall down the drain after that Adam guy wake up

    • @plugshirt1762
      @plugshirt1762 Год назад +18

      Ok but what about the shotgun tripwire lol bro really set up a trap that blows cops brains out if they walk on his staircase and claims to not be a murderer

    • @SinnermanZeke
      @SinnermanZeke Год назад +5

      @@plugshirt1762 I ain’t trying to defend the guy, I’m just correcting what actually happens in the movies, that’s all

    • @merfblaster
      @merfblaster Год назад +14

      @@plugshirt1762That’s still not an “unwinnable trap” it’s just really unfair and hard to see

    • @plugshirt1762
      @plugshirt1762 Год назад

      @@merfblaster bruh how hard are you going to stretch that lol. What about the cops he drops a cage behind in saw2 and poisons them with noxious gas there is literally no way to see or avoid the trap. Also a tripwire shotgun isn’t a trap to escape or survive it’s literally designed to kill people. Not to mention he literally slits the one cop’s throat which very easily could have killed him and would have been murder so at the very least attempted direct murder

  • @Noelleaaa
    @Noelleaaa 9 месяцев назад +59

    The fact that he said no as terrifier was coming on screen was literally hilarious but like on a serious note it’s true that basically no one can survive art the clown he is virtually and physically immortal,he can’t easily be stunned,he can dig underground, he has the power to make people still be alive even when their thought to be dead, and he’s what I call a modern killer it’s basically a killer that isn’t restrained by the rule of restricted weaponry and he can access weapons like guns and a flamethrower,and he can teleport in and out of televisions and he has multiple weapons designed to torture people.

  • @goaliegod3122
    @goaliegod3122 21 день назад +2

    Plot twist, the only way to survive Freddy Krueger is to become a tweaker

  • @The_Master_Chief_1.1.7
    @The_Master_Chief_1.1.7 Год назад +16

    *Calls the priest from the excorcist and just gets rid if the ghosts and then evacuates the excorsist then nukes the building with purple guy inside*

  • @granvilledavid7814
    @granvilledavid7814 Год назад +420

    Not sleeping will kill you in less than a week. Your body needs sleep. That is the worst plan against Freddy Krueger I've ever heard.

    • @themysteriousmouse6090
      @themysteriousmouse6090 7 месяцев назад +12

      I know

    • @YeetIsHere
      @YeetIsHere 6 месяцев назад +18

      Please keep malding

    • @BiggestBrother
      @BiggestBrother 6 месяцев назад +48

      seems like a skill issue to me.

    • @flyingstonemon3564
      @flyingstonemon3564 5 месяцев назад +8

      I think in the 5th movie one of the characters try this and It fails

    • @Anytynvidz
      @Anytynvidz 5 месяцев назад +29

      It kinda is because if Freddy doesn't kill, then sleep deprivation will. I can't even stay up for three days straight not to talk of not sleeping at all for days

  • @redbaronisthegoat
    @redbaronisthegoat Месяц назад +2

    Terrifier "NO" got me crying, I was laughing so hard. Bro didn't even give It a chance.

  • @Brook-fp1xj
    @Brook-fp1xj Год назад +32

    art the clown is the most gruesome killer out here fr

  • @reaux1560
    @reaux1560 Год назад +352

    When Degenerocity isn't around Derek fills up the vacuum left by him and he always delivers.

    • @Doritos.CrashCourse2
      @Doritos.CrashCourse2 Год назад +7

      Nah

    • @Quoke.
      @Quoke. Год назад +2

      @@Doritos.CrashCourse2yes

    • @veniceflytrap
      @veniceflytrap Год назад +12

      exactly, he reminds me a lot of degenerocity

    • @mcbdllc2848
      @mcbdllc2848 Год назад +1

      Who?? 😂

    • @Back.sh0ts
      @Back.sh0ts Год назад

      ​@@mcbdllc2848The guy who has almost 1.5 mil subs, compared to this guy who only has 110k. Thats who, nibbaaaa.

  • @jaxcraft2848
    @jaxcraft2848 5 месяцев назад +16

    1:42: Be FR! 😂

  • @Musicbrowser01
    @Musicbrowser01 Год назад +95

    He for real just made me realize that if the Belko experiment were to happen in the world of the Office, Dwight would survive. He has weapons hidden around the building and has made it clear that he has favorites who he won’t hesitate to attack. But he would likely struggle with some people considering he has protected Jim and has attacked Kevin.

  • @MrMulligan7
    @MrMulligan7 2 месяца назад +2

    And Jason is so fun to watch. If you're going to be a murder, be a hulking juggernaut of a murderer.

  • @DarrenMansour
    @DarrenMansour Год назад +35

    Good vid. Entertaining all the way through. I also really like how you branch out to different topics. Master class in the making. Well worth subscribing

  • @Xander5009
    @Xander5009 3 месяца назад +3

    "this movie takes place in colombia so they dont know anything about shooting guns" also colombia: has the third most gun related violence

  • @DESERT80Y
    @DESERT80Y Год назад +43

    6:22 The reason why they’re impossible is because different people make the traps and some people don’t want people to get redeemed

  • @seeableninja4199
    @seeableninja4199 Год назад +59

    For the leprechaun one your gonna have to be real specific because in one of the movie a guy did the same thing asked for gold then it filled his entire stomach with gold and died.

  • @JerixonLeon
    @JerixonLeon 2 месяца назад +3

    4:12 " And Jason he is this 6- d-damn 6'5"????"
    Micheal Myers being 6'7"

  • @darkmatter1721
    @darkmatter1721 Год назад +92

    The hard *no* to Terrifier lmao

    • @crock3251
      @crock3251 Месяц назад

      Depends what Terrifier, but it's still a hard no either way. Terrifier 1 is the ONLY terrifier you can even theoretically survive, and even that's a stretch because of the pew pew.
      If you're up against All Hallow's Eve Art, it's genuinely over, it's genuinely better to end it before he gets to you.

  • @battlefrontinfinite5215
    @battlefrontinfinite5215 Год назад +80

    Love the Jacksepticeye reference. @ 1:49

    • @StrikerEdits514
      @StrikerEdits514 Год назад +10

      *TOP OF THE MORNING LADDIES.*

    • @Tylerjm36
      @Tylerjm36 9 месяцев назад

      ​​​​​​@@StrikerEdits514 *MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE AND WELCOME TO...*
      *HAAAAAAAAAAPY WHEEEEEEELS*

    • @Nothing-here-anymore
      @Nothing-here-anymore 9 месяцев назад

      Lol​@@StrikerEdits514

    • @Literally_Gabriel
      @Literally_Gabriel 8 месяцев назад +2

      WELCOME BACK TO HAAAAAAPY WHEEEEELS

    • @djnorris1572
      @djnorris1572 6 месяцев назад

      FAX

  • @nikolamilicic-m1y
    @nikolamilicic-m1y 2 месяца назад +8

    Step by step tutorial to beat every movie that involves demons:1st surrender your life to Jesus Christ 2nd create a healthy relationship with God 3rd when the spirits attack you just pray and 4th let just let God scare them away or something.

    • @seansoloff7499
      @seansoloff7499 7 дней назад

      Also carry a crucifix, Bible, and some holy water just in case

  • @gr0ssotron146
    @gr0ssotron146 Год назад +105

    6:07 Concordo demais nessa resposta O_0

    • @FizzyYao.Official
      @FizzyYao.Official Год назад +9

      I don’t get it

    • @alex-hat04
      @alex-hat04 Год назад

      ​@@FizzyYao.Officialterrifier is a moive about art the clown. And to understand why he said no, you have to watch that movie to find out.

    • @cakepopeditor
      @cakepopeditor Год назад +18

      @@FizzyYao.Official ofc you wont That guy makes penny wise look like a baby

    • @FizzyYao.Official
      @FizzyYao.Official Год назад +8

      @@holahola-ym1xv no wonder he’s the terrifier

    • @holahola-ym1xv
      @holahola-ym1xv Год назад +5

      @@FizzyYao.Official Isn't his name arts or something?

  • @t-rex1959
    @t-rex1959 Год назад +98

    I think you're forgetting something with Jason Voorhees, in a videogame your character can survive hits without bleeding out, and then regenerate the wound, because it's a videogame, whereas in real life, one hit from jason and you've lost a limb.

  • @lucasmacreactsandgaming
    @lucasmacreactsandgaming Месяц назад +2

    6:24 Well technically he captures Bad People like people who do bad things (except Kids)

  • @laxative_goofy
    @laxative_goofy Год назад +5

    im pretty sure freddy krueger can give you nightmares out of elm street because in dream warriors they are in a large building and new nightmare is in some unknown street, freddys dead kind of just says that if your in elm street he hates you but all you have to do is not have one of your parents be related to killing freddy

  • @SomeRandomVergilFanboy
    @SomeRandomVergilFanboy Год назад +116

    The thing with the animatronics from Five Nights At Freddys is that they aren't designed for combat, they are essentially just Chucky Cheese characters. Anyone with a metal baseball bat could avoid their bites (and stabs in Foxys case) and break their legs with just a few good swings

    • @legogeneralgrievous3958
      @legogeneralgrievous3958 Год назад +19

      Dude you have to see Willys wonderland, it's literally an hour and a half of Nicholas Cage soloing fnaf

    • @tylerrichardson3034
      @tylerrichardson3034 Год назад +5

      Yeah but you probably aren't bringing a metal bat to your job.

    • @SomeRandomVergilFanboy
      @SomeRandomVergilFanboy Год назад +8

      @@tylerrichardson3034 I'm pretty sure you could find a good substitute in the form of a metal pipe or something

    • @tylerrichardson3034
      @tylerrichardson3034 Год назад

      @@SomeRandomVergilFanboy There's not many metal pipes laying around the security room

    • @SomeRandomVergilFanboy
      @SomeRandomVergilFanboy Год назад +4

      @@tylerrichardson3034 I can almost guarantee you could find one in the parts and service room

  • @swifties.tv.13
    @swifties.tv.13 5 месяцев назад +2

    all other movies: *plans out some strategies and ideas*
    Terrifier: *with no hesitation* no.

  • @Marshmellowhead654
    @Marshmellowhead654 10 месяцев назад +67

    6:02 Easy way to survive five nights at Freddys quit your job

    • @_Gooday
      @_Gooday 5 месяцев назад +5

      ..I need that money.

    • @greymoonwolf247
      @greymoonwolf247 3 месяца назад +2

      More easy way….just get some of the bros to watch the doors while your on cameras💀 6:07

    • @ProGamer-jd4dz
      @ProGamer-jd4dz 29 дней назад +1

      ​@@_GoodayWDYM YOU NEED THAT MONEY, THE PAY IS SO LOW

    • @seansoloff7499
      @seansoloff7499 7 дней назад

      @@ProGamer-jd4dzlow is better than nothing

  • @nilufayasmin3521
    @nilufayasmin3521 10 месяцев назад +55

    "Wait .... I don't know how to drive"
    -Last words of a man named Derek and me in a horror movie

  • @Dagijs
    @Dagijs 2 месяца назад +3

    7:07 ohh boy, one of the guys were featured in one of the saw traps just for being a smoker 💀

  • @RuyVuusen
    @RuyVuusen Год назад +6

    If you are afraid of the four-leaf clover being swept aside, just tape it there or something.

    • @itscris01
      @itscris01 3 месяца назад

      But what if the clover wilts and dies, and you can't find another one?

  • @barrettson1028
    @barrettson1028 Год назад +17

    I know how to easily survive FNAF another way.
    1: Get an FFL (Federal Firearms License)
    2: Get approval from the government to purchase an M134 minigun with 12,000 rounds of ammunition
    3: Bring said M134 and ammo to Freddy’s and show those haunted animatronics what it means to be an American

  • @Vortexx.mp40
    @Vortexx.mp40 4 месяца назад

    “I should know, I’ve watched kill counts” IS FUNNY ASL!

  • @Jupiterbotz
    @Jupiterbotz 10 месяцев назад +15

    Dude, you made me laugh several times. Thank you! You should do a rundown of surviving the different Zombie movies. Easy killer to evade. 👍

  • @TheExiled112
    @TheExiled112 Год назад +59

    4:49 "I'll just come back as tommy jarvis and after that it's easy wins" LOL

  • @Raven1T2
    @Raven1T2 4 месяца назад +2

    People underestimate chucky, yea he's a small doll that you can curbstomp but that's not the point. He doesn't just 1v1 you. He sneaks up on you and gets at least 1 stab in before you can react usually, or waits till you are asleep, and even sets up traps sometimes. You won't have a fair fight, so it's unlikely you'd survive unless you saw the doll before he went killer and was in his disguise phase and just said something like, "I'm gonna get groceries" in the middle of the day. Then dipped. All these except Freddy can be solved by just driving out of town. Freddy well idk just do that bs that the guy who fought him with superpowers in his dream did but instead of giving yourself superpowers try to take away freddy's powers and give them to yourself.

  • @voidrider1615
    @voidrider1615 Год назад +65

    I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt they probably are some forms you can beat of Jason but you have to remember Jason is not a normal person. You said you probably can’t beat any of the paranormal movies, but Jason is literally a demon. He went to hell before and if I’m not wrong He also one of the paranormal creatures from evil dead I don’t think that’s Cannon
    😅

    • @randomyoutuber2633
      @randomyoutuber2633 Год назад

      I think the evil dead thing was confirmed canon at one point.

    • @Annihilate0405
      @Annihilate0405 Год назад +9

      It's a joke on how he'd survive Jason because he mentioned the game. Realistically, Jason would jump him and kill him.

    • @THEWolfBlade3622
      @THEWolfBlade3622 Год назад +2

      @@Annihilate0405 especially since Jason(in his comics) killed Satan

    • @voidrider1615
      @voidrider1615 Год назад

      @@randomyoutuber2633 yea it was

  • @troy4877
    @troy4877 11 месяцев назад +9

    I just subbed. I love your video's. Keep up the good work in these times

  • @Peelgod109
    @Peelgod109 5 месяцев назад +1

    6:43 now, some traps are designed by Amanda Or Hoffman from Saw 3 and Onward, all of them is from Hoffman.

  • @Bapper_McBapper
    @Bapper_McBapper Год назад +55

    CALIFORNIA GIRLS WERE UNFORGETTABLE 4:41

  • @QUBIQUBED
    @QUBIQUBED Год назад +382

    Fun Fact: Jason can't teleport because whenever he's seen teleporting it's from the perspective of the girl who is super high on drugs

    • @Godzilla_kotm_
      @Godzilla_kotm_ Год назад +3

      Does he not teleport in other things too

    • @TrapEnjoyer
      @TrapEnjoyer Год назад +7

      Film Theory

    • @evr0b
      @evr0b Год назад +9

      There are other instances of him teleporting

    • @gaigebright8496
      @gaigebright8496 Год назад +26

      Jason has superhuman speed but only uses it when not being looked at.

    • @abrahammaciel831
      @abrahammaciel831 Год назад +9

      Jason x he’s being shot by people and straight up disappears while they’re looking straight at him

  • @BruceDatDude
    @BruceDatDude 6 месяцев назад +5

    When I saw terrifier I said “No” before he said it

  • @Itried845
    @Itried845 Год назад +4

    How to defeat the five nights at Freddy’s characters 1. Put at least 15,000 pounds of C-4 around the perimeter of the building. 2. Blow it up. 3. YOU WIN!!!

    • @Ian-cv6rx
      @Ian-cv6rx 4 месяца назад +1

      Basically FNaF 6

  • @CmdrTBO
    @CmdrTBO Год назад +15

    6:09 I was boutta say bro, cuz ain’t no one surviving terrifier😂😂😂💀💀

    • @ammarharith5512
      @ammarharith5512 Год назад

      Because?

    • @CmdrTBO
      @CmdrTBO Год назад

      @@ammarharith5512 have u not seen the movies, the guy gets mad when he has to shoot people bc he likes the thrill of a real kill and he is like an immortal demon who like kills people in long and gruesome instances, including ripping a gorilla skin off and ripping her arm in half than eating her brains while she is still alive

    • @GloryBoyz-vi6rp
      @GloryBoyz-vi6rp Год назад

      ​@@ammarharith5512Watch the movies

    • @cattattack880
      @cattattack880 Год назад +5

      @@ammarharith5512 That dude is a demon, He will torture you in the most gruesome way possible

    • @Ibrahim-bh6eu
      @Ibrahim-bh6eu Год назад +3

      Honestly the best thing you could do is leave to the other country because ain't no way I'm staying with this mf in the area 💀

  • @thehuntinggamer-cn7yw
    @thehuntinggamer-cn7yw Месяц назад +1

    1:48 a bit after it says the leprechaun he said he can teleport so if you put them in the safe, he can easily teleport out

  • @TheMrWhoSmiles
    @TheMrWhoSmiles 8 месяцев назад +10

    Dude my immediate reaction when Terrifier came on was “nope”

  • @samanipahulu7295
    @samanipahulu7295 Год назад +27

    2:39 Is any one gonna tell him the 4 leaf clovers only happen when there is a genetic mutation in the clover that only is only in 1 in 10,000? You’re not finna find considering how they are in huge patches and are pretty small to where you’re not gonna be able to tell the difference.

    • @deeptonelol
      @deeptonelol 8 месяцев назад

      what 💀

    • @DreamAngelYt
      @DreamAngelYt 5 месяцев назад +2

      Plot armor. I rest my case

    • @kittenyuuuu
      @kittenyuuuu 4 месяца назад

      @@deeptonelolthey’re saying it’s almost impossible to get one

  • @Dasjusfax109
    @Dasjusfax109 3 месяца назад

    4:49 the amazing world of gumball outro killed me!😂😂

  • @NlsnBckr08
    @NlsnBckr08 Год назад +212

    Actually animatronics are a bit tougher to survive than you thought. The problem is that you have very limited power resources and they’re pretty aware of it. Chica is the most aggressive and is always inclined to wait outside the door longer than the others to drain its power, Freddy and Bonnie are even more a problem because they’re way smarter than Chica and they use very cunning tactics like repeated attacks and repeated locations changements to force you to check the cameras and use doors to drain even more power. Foxy is actually even more dangerous because he takes advantage that you are distracted by the others and is insanely fast.
    Even in general people just don’t seem to realize that they are straight up menaces. They’re almost all above 6’3, with superhuman physical characteristics ( they have enough strength to torn you apart with their bare hands, and bullets / melee weapons are completely ineffective ), and most of all, the average speed of the animatronics is 27mph which means that THESE NIGGAS ARE FAST AS HELL

    • @hajimemightflex5185
      @hajimemightflex5185 Год назад +28

      bro stop highballing 😂
      if weapons were ineffective then they would’ve never got scrapped in the basement
      And fr can little timmy really outsmart an adult?
      edit:
      Not to mention they DO NOT have enough strength to casually rip you apart (only the nightmares could possess that) they never showed that and there’s contradictions to that.
      Springlocks do not count
      There’s absolutely no evidence of bonnie nor freddy being smarter than chica and bonnie is the main aggressor across all games
      and all the “smart” animatronics are unbelievably dumb and have contradictions to their “intelligence”
      stop highballing

    • @ekris5072
      @ekris5072 Год назад +38

      Bro william afton obliterated the animatronics with a fire axe (and this was before he became a remnant and all the i always come back shit happened)

    • @anusaukko6792
      @anusaukko6792 Год назад +20

      @@ekris5072 Pretty sure William was still atleast peak human, cause it makes absolutely 0 sense if an average or below average physically guy obliterated them with just an axe, yet NOBODY else ever does even a dent to these mfs.

    • @vitoriangamer7807
      @vitoriangamer7807 Год назад

      Couldn’t you just buy some gasoline and burn them to free the souls?

    • @mibroelcacas
      @mibroelcacas Год назад +16

      ​@@anusaukko6792William was an average ahh business man, never implied to be peak human or even working out

  • @starrsmith3810
    @starrsmith3810 Год назад +23

    To be fair to Jigsaw, he DID create traps that could be escaped (even if most people didn’t…..yeah he a murderer). The sequels just had a shit ton of people who didn’t even bother to include a way to escape. Looking at you The Angel trap.

  • @InFISTO_1
    @InFISTO_1 5 месяцев назад

    "Don't go there, it's haunted"
    "Ok I won't"
    Congratulations! You survived 70% of horror movies

  • @mrfacestab5758
    @mrfacestab5758 Год назад +42

    7:21 What if it was an unbreakable glass?

    • @mim0so
      @mim0so Год назад +11

      In the behind the scenes footage, they mentioned about the lock that can be seen at the top of the frame. If she examined the room a little more, she would be able to find the key and unlock the trap.

    • @Gruurp
      @Gruurp 9 месяцев назад +2

      Go for the corners

    • @themysteriousmouse6090
      @themysteriousmouse6090 7 месяцев назад +1

      Also you would be basically drunk so you wouldn’t think of that

  • @jessicaconner1242
    @jessicaconner1242 9 месяцев назад +4

    You know how to survive?
    Don’t sleep, don’t go camping and for gods sake don’t investigate a strange noise

  • @Caroster5
    @Caroster5 5 месяцев назад

    I love these types of RUclipsrs that are like other RUclipsrs but only uploads when the other doesn’t upload
    When degenerocity doesn’t upload, I watch you
    Another example
    When EFS gaming doesn’t upload, I watch eddygar

  • @geoid5388
    @geoid5388 Год назад +9

    6:07 AS SOON AS I SAW ART'S FACE I KNEW HE WAS JOKING 😂😂

  • @christopher4249
    @christopher4249 Год назад +13

    I mean Honestly you could easily survive half of these horror movie characters by just not even knowing about them or just not going to their popular location or territories were they get too most of their victims. Problem solved. W vid btw too

  • @HunterHughes72529
    @HunterHughes72529 Месяц назад +2

    About the Halloween part 3:40 Michael Myers is coming back the new Halloween movie in 2025 is going to be called Halloween aftermath

  • @Nikolalalaj
    @Nikolalalaj Год назад +6

    That „no“ at 6:09 absolutely sent me 😂

  • @TRXP_STUDIO
    @TRXP_STUDIO Год назад +5

    Jigsaw- just move away to another country
    Friday the 13th- just don't go to crystal lake
    Michael myers- stay out his way

  • @Orbion591
    @Orbion591 4 месяца назад

    Honestly this is one of my favorites videos I don't know why, but I've watched a good bit of times

  • @MrFallDamage787
    @MrFallDamage787 7 месяцев назад +19

    5:13 As if Freddy (krueger), Myers and Jason is your average Joes xD

  • @alfie8784
    @alfie8784 Год назад +78

    "im not scared of freddy kruger" you already beat him XDD

    • @plugshirt1762
      @plugshirt1762 Год назад +13

      I mean it’s easier to no be scared when he’s not there versus when he has killed half of your friend group lol

    • @yoda5668
      @yoda5668 Год назад +1

      Freddy v Jason Freddy

    • @freddykrueger4326
      @freddykrueger4326 Год назад +1

      Bros thinking of pennywise 😂😂😂

    • @plugshirt1762
      @plugshirt1762 Год назад

      @@freddykrueger4326 bruh that’s literally how Freddy works as well

    • @freddykrueger4326
      @freddykrueger4326 Год назад

      @@plugshirt1762 it isn't 😂😂😂

  • @Mr.Fantasick
    @Mr.Fantasick 2 месяца назад +1

    Belko experiment takes place in Colombia but the people they chose to hire were all American.

  • @kucingsedihjojofan1428
    @kucingsedihjojofan1428 Год назад +23

    6:28 This man should be in the Akatsuki

  • @Qabean543
    @Qabean543 Год назад +52

    The fact this video released on my birthday is crazy 💀

  • @GiannaGrwms
    @GiannaGrwms 4 месяца назад

    This is the man to keep me in comfort while YXL plug is not uploading

  • @AlonzoTompkins
    @AlonzoTompkins Год назад +66

    A lot of horror villains can easily be survived by just staying at home. Lol

  • @HamShibaDoge
    @HamShibaDoge Год назад +6

    Idea for nightmare on elm street. Just leave elm street.

  • @nigha-n8gà
    @nigha-n8gà 2 месяца назад +1

    4:38 bro this game😂👌

  • @erevouder5213
    @erevouder5213 Год назад +5

    This video is f***ing hilarious. I really hope there will be more lol

  • @KingglitchYT
    @KingglitchYT Год назад +34

    8:36 best part

  • @PrincssKenny
    @PrincssKenny 3 месяца назад +1

    2:40 Because of course its very easy to find a four leaf clover hangin' around

  • @charliethiessen6412
    @charliethiessen6412 Год назад +4

    This man can do more than most of us. Show his work

  • @Someone_who_exist
    @Someone_who_exist Год назад +5

    That “1, 2, 3 , 4” felt personal to that leprechaun

  • @MarvelBricks
    @MarvelBricks Месяц назад +2

    I could survive half of the horror movies existing by locking my doors 😭