Idk why people say 40k lore is complex, I can explain the entire thing in 20 mins. In seriousness this is a brutally simplified and compressed retelling, but should be more than enough to give normal people a general understanding. Hopefully its get a million views lol Check out the Minis Here : www.majorminis.com.au/ Or suss the Live Action Cosplays here : www.patreon.com/majorkill Or pick up the Channel Merch here : www.majorkill.shop/
Let me explain no too much let me sum up It was a bunch of guys that were frogs they clapped the galaxies cheeks and then clapped. Something called the realm of souls cheeks after they got done clapping those cheeks. They started making babies and seeding life with their seed and then created the elves. Who are super massively gay and kept doing stuff with each. Then you had the cancer patients who were living on a really crappy cancer ridden world. The cancer patients asked for the cure but the frogs said no. So the cancer patients started a riot and started trying to fight the frogs say get this weak crap out. Then one day the cancer patients were experimenting with internet gas and the internet gas started feeding on. Stars and stuff so they we're like let's give this a body and they did so now the internet gas has a body. and really wants to eat stuff and they found out that souls were a lot more tastier. Then Stars so they tricked all the cancer patients. Into immortality and domo arigato mr. Roboto them. So now the internet gas wanted to fight the frogs so the frogs created. Big green people with anger issues to fight the internet gas than the elves stopped. Fiddling around with each other's holes and start getting into the fight. Long story short the internet gas ate all the old ones. Then the robot people now freed themselves from the control. The internet gas and then broke them up into shards and use them as batteries and Pokemon. Elves went back to pleasuring themselves in the robot people's King decided to put all of his former cancer patients on life-support. And made them have a big sleep while he goes off into space and contemplate how he really messed things up and have a big sad. Meanwhile in the realm of souls things got messed up because of the war in the Big Green people with anger issues kept getting more angry and. Dumber but in the realm of souls these things known as chaos started taking over. Meanwhile on earth a bunch of proto humans the beta version of humans were taking shrooms and weed and stuff and saw the stuffing was like. AHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA BAD TRIP MAN BAD TRIP !!!!! They quickly realize that hey we have super powers so they started ritually using their superpowers to commit self delete. And created the perpetual's out of one of these. Perpetual guys the Emperor of mankind he saw that he needed to guide humanity and he did. Humanity was doing pretty awesome and baller everyone was a millionaire everyone. Was rich everyone didn't need to worry about nothing. then the spacells messed up and just did a lot of lot of drugs just did so much drugs they created another chaos. God and it caused warp storms and crap so now Humanity got cut off and everyone got sad and. Now it's time for everything the sucking go back to mad Max. So the emperor saw that Earth sucked so bad he was like I'm going to clap Earth's cheeks. And so we did he clapped the Earth's cheeks hard. Then he created 20 kids for some reason to leave these things called Space Marines that he was working on. But then chaos had to go LMAO XD still all of his kids and then spread them out throughout the. Galaxy so now the emperor has to go out and find these kids and pay child support. So the emperor got into his spaceship and start looking for his kids while clapping the Galaxy cheats one playing at. A time one of these times he found Horus his favorite good boy. And then pretty soon he found all of his other kids but not all of them lived up to his expectations. So he continued to clap the galaxies cheeks until he found something in a bargain bin garage called The Golden throne. He was like oh crap I got to get this back home and not tell my kids what I'm doing in my garage I need tell him to stay out of my shed. And then he named his favourite son warmaster and went to the basement to do. Something and not tell these kids meanwhile Horus was on twitch and then he started donating a lot of gamer subs. And he really fell for cottontail VA and zentreya and went up to his dad while he was in his basement saying Hey Dad. I just gifted a bunch of subs to these women I'm totally going to meet one day and they love me for it and they said my name a lot. So they'd a had to take a break from what he was doing and slap his son and tell him you're stupid these women are never going to touch you. And he took it personally so he started something called his heresy and start killing everybody and. went full mental breakdown because he was going bald and he really wanted to meet these women. And some of his brothers felt the same way now that they were addicted to twitch. Gifted a lot of gamer subs but some of his brothers didn't and we're not into that cringe and did actual work and had jobs. Big huge War a finally came out and told Horus that he was being an idiot saw that he shanked his hawk-boy and that was a step too far. So he massively slapped him in the face and killed him. And now he's dead in all the sons ran away like cowards into the warp with chaos to do butt stuff. Emperor became a paraplegic because Horus was so mad that he dared Sully the name of zentreya cottontail VA. So now he sits on a Golden throne everything sucks everyone worship him as a god even though he told him that he wasn't a God then a few years later down the road Gilman comes back. And Gilman started doing this Gilliman: WTF !!!!!!!!!!!!! Hello darkness my old friend can we rebuild it yes we can So now he's trying to fix stuff
"Compared to the War in Heaven, the 10,000 year old conflict that Fucking Horus started when he became a bad boy... is barely a blip on the radar." - TTS Throne Emperor
Let me explain no too much let me sum up It was a bunch of guys that were frogs they clapped the galaxies cheeks and then clapped. Something called the realm of souls cheeks after they got done clapping those cheeks. They started making babies and seeding life with their seed and then created the elves. Who are super massively gay and kept doing stuff with each. Then you had the cancer patients who were living on a really crappy cancer ridden world. The cancer patients asked for the cure but the frogs said no. So the cancer patients started a riot and started trying to fight the frogs say get this weak crap out. Then one day the cancer patients were experimenting with internet gas and the internet gas started feeding on. Stars and stuff so they we're like let's give this a body and they did so now the internet gas has a body. and really wants to eat stuff and they found out that souls were a lot more tastier. Then Stars so they tricked all the cancer patients. Into immortality and domo arigato mr. Roboto them. So now the internet gas wanted to fight the frogs so the frogs created. Big green people with anger issues to fight the internet gas than the elves stopped. Fiddling around with each other's holes and start getting into the fight. Long story short the internet gas ate all the old ones. Then the robot people now freed themselves from the control. The internet gas and then broke them up into shards and use them as batteries and Pokemon. Elves went back to pleasuring themselves in the robot people's King decided to put all of his former cancer patients on life-support. And made them have a big sleep while he goes off into space and contemplate how he really messed things up and have a big sad. Meanwhile in the realm of souls things got messed up because of the war in the Big Green people with anger issues kept getting more angry and. Dumber but in the realm of souls these things known as chaos started taking over. Meanwhile on earth a bunch of proto humans the beta version of humans were taking shrooms and weed and stuff and saw the stuffing was like. AHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA BAD TRIP MAN BAD TRIP !!!!! They quickly realize that hey we have super powers so they started ritually using their superpowers to commit self delete. And created the perpetual's out of one of these. Perpetual guys the Emperor of mankind he saw that he needed to guide humanity and he did. Humanity was doing pretty awesome and baller everyone was a millionaire everyone. Was rich everyone didn't need to worry about nothing. then the spacells messed up and just did a lot of lot of drugs just did so much drugs they created another chaos. God and it caused warp storms and crap so now Humanity got cut off and everyone got sad and. Now it's time for everything the sucking go back to mad Max. So the emperor saw that Earth sucked so bad he was like I'm going to clap Earth's cheeks. And so we did he clapped the Earth's cheeks hard. Then he created 20 kids for some reason to leave these things called Space Marines that he was working on. But then chaos had to go LMAO XD still all of his kids and then spread them out throughout the. Galaxy so now the emperor has to go out and find these kids and pay child support. So the emperor got into his spaceship and start looking for his kids while clapping the Galaxy cheats one playing at. A time one of these times he found Horus his favorite good boy. And then pretty soon he found all of his other kids but not all of them lived up to his expectations. So he continued to clap the galaxies cheeks until he found something in a bargain bin garage called The Golden throne. He was like oh crap I got to get this back home and not tell my kids what I'm doing in my garage I need tell him to stay out of my shed. And then he named his favourite son warmaster and went to the basement to do. Something and not tell these kids meanwhile Horus was on twitch and then he started donating a lot of gamer subs. And he really fell for cottontail VA and zentreya and went up to his dad while he was in his basement saying Hey Dad. I just gifted a bunch of subs to these women I'm totally going to meet one day and they love me for it and they said my name a lot. So they'd a had to take a break from what he was doing and slap his son and tell him you're stupid these women are never going to touch you. And he took it personally so he started something called his heresy and start killing everybody and. went full mental breakdown because he was going bald and he really wanted to meet these women. And some of his brothers felt the same way now that they were addicted to twitch. Gifted a lot of gamer subs but some of his brothers didn't and we're not into that cringe and did actual work and had jobs. Big huge War a finally came out and told Horus that he was being an idiot saw that he shanked his hawk-boy and that was a step too far. So he massively slapped him in the face and killed him. And now he's dead in all the sons ran away like cowards into the warp with chaos to do butt stuff. Emperor became a paraplegic because Horus was so mad that he dared Sully the name of zentreya cottontail VA. So now he sits on a Golden throne everything sucks everyone worship him as a god even though he told him that he wasn't a God then a few years later down the road Gilman comes back. And Gilman started doing this Gilliman: WTF !!!!!!!!!!!!! Hello darkness my old friend can we rebuild it yes we can So now he's trying to fix stuff
Looking at the history of this story. Abbadon has a far more impossible task than Horus ever did. Horus had Surprise on his side in the beginning as well as the ability to just send troublesome parts of the resistance away. Abbadon just has a horde of half to totally crazy warriors to work with.
Well, atleast the khornedog boys are moderatly easy To control, as long as you have enemies To point at and tell them, 'there are skulls and blood in that direction'. But when you run out of enemies in a planet... You learn Quick why kharn is called The betrayer.
Necrontyr: create technology that is powered by dark matter and is so advanced it literally bents the rules of physics. Also the Necrontyr: instead of using said uber-advanced technology for solving their radiation problem, they decide to start a catastrophic war, that wrecks the entire galaxy. They deserve a ''Sci-Fi civilizations too stupid to exist'' video.
It's complicated but no. Even though time in the warp is weird, it's not completely random and still mostly follows real space, otherwise there would be all these galaxy ending paradoxes
Let me explain no too much let me sum up It was a bunch of guys that were frogs they clapped the galaxies cheeks and then clapped. Something called the realm of souls cheeks after they got done clapping those cheeks. They started making babies and seeding life with their seed and then created the elves. Who are super massively gay and kept doing stuff with each. Then you had the cancer patients who were living on a really crappy cancer ridden world. The cancer patients asked for the cure but the frogs said no. So the cancer patients started a riot and started trying to fight the frogs say get this weak crap out. Then one day the cancer patients were experimenting with internet gas and the internet gas started feeding on. Stars and stuff so they we're like let's give this a body and they did so now the internet gas has a body. and really wants to eat stuff and they found out that souls were a lot more tastier. Then Stars so they tricked all the cancer patients. Into immortality and domo arigato mr. Roboto them. So now the internet gas wanted to fight the frogs so the frogs created. Big green people with anger issues to fight the internet gas than the elves stopped. Fiddling around with each other's holes and start getting into the fight. Long story short the internet gas ate all the old ones. Then the robot people now freed themselves from the control. The internet gas and then broke them up into shards and use them as batteries and Pokemon. Elves went back to pleasuring themselves in the robot people's King decided to put all of his former cancer patients on life-support. And made them have a big sleep while he goes off into space and contemplate how he really messed things up and have a big sad. Meanwhile in the realm of souls things got messed up because of the war in the Big Green people with anger issues kept getting more angry and. Dumber but in the realm of souls these things known as chaos started taking over. Meanwhile on earth a bunch of proto humans the beta version of humans were taking shrooms and weed and stuff and saw the stuffing was like. AHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA BAD TRIP MAN BAD TRIP !!!!! They quickly realize that hey we have super powers so they started ritually using their superpowers to commit self delete. And created the perpetual's out of one of these. Perpetual guys the Emperor of mankind he saw that he needed to guide humanity and he did. Humanity was doing pretty awesome and baller everyone was a millionaire everyone. Was rich everyone didn't need to worry about nothing. then the spacells messed up and just did a lot of lot of drugs just did so much drugs they created another chaos. God and it caused warp storms and crap so now Humanity got cut off and everyone got sad and. Now it's time for everything the sucking go back to mad Max. So the emperor saw that Earth sucked so bad he was like I'm going to clap Earth's cheeks. And so we did he clapped the Earth's cheeks hard. Then he created 20 kids for some reason to leave these things called Space Marines that he was working on. But then chaos had to go LMAO XD still all of his kids and then spread them out throughout the. Galaxy so now the emperor has to go out and find these kids and pay child support. So the emperor got into his spaceship and start looking for his kids while clapping the Galaxy cheats one playing at. A time one of these times he found Horus his favorite good boy. And then pretty soon he found all of his other kids but not all of them lived up to his expectations. So he continued to clap the galaxies cheeks until he found something in a bargain bin garage called The Golden throne. He was like oh crap I got to get this back home and not tell my kids what I'm doing in my garage I need tell him to stay out of my shed. And then he named his favourite son warmaster and went to the basement to do. Something and not tell these kids meanwhile Horus was on twitch and then he started donating a lot of gamer subs. And he really fell for cottontail VA and zentreya and went up to his dad while he was in his basement saying Hey Dad. I just gifted a bunch of subs to these women I'm totally going to meet one day and they love me for it and they said my name a lot. So they'd a had to take a break from what he was doing and slap his son and tell him you're stupid these women are never going to touch you. And he took it personally so he started something called his heresy and start killing everybody and. went full mental breakdown because he was going bald and he really wanted to meet these women. And some of his brothers felt the same way now that they were addicted to twitch. Gifted a lot of gamer subs but some of his brothers didn't and we're not into that cringe and did actual work and had jobs. Big huge War a finally came out and told Horus that he was being an idiot saw that he shanked his hawk-boy and that was a step too far. So he massively slapped him in the face and killed him. And now he's dead in all the sons ran away like cowards into the warp with chaos to do butt stuff. Emperor became a paraplegic because Horus was so mad that he dared Sully the name of zentreya cottontail VA. So now he sits on a Golden throne everything sucks everyone worship him as a god even though he told him that he wasn't a God then a few years later down the road Gilman comes back. And Gilman started doing this Gilliman: WTF !!!!!!!!!!!!! Hello darkness my old friend can we rebuild it yes we can So now he's trying to fix stuff
When I first got into 40k, these long form vids of the entire timeline were the videos I really liked at first. Glad my favorite 40k RUclipsr is finally doing one!!
i havent watched a whole lot of w40k timeline videos, but i learned a lot. And i really like your way of describing things... fits the fucking universe
I’ve been trying to find a condensed video like this for a while. There’s hour long lore videos on just the space marines! Thank you so much for this I’ve spent far too long reading the warhammer 40k wiki
I wonder since Halo also has a similar timeline to ours would that mean that technically Halo and Warhammer could be in the same universe? Love the idea that some space marines come across a cryo pod in a space hulk and they just see a spartan just chillin in it.
As someone smoking a joint and snorting opiates it was a mindbendee but a well done mind bender. I wish yall could have heard this fart I just let. Sounded like a Ultramarine battle barge firing both broadsides
Majorkill, been a fan of yours for years. Love the content keep them coming. Also my cousin loves the King Ork model that i got for his birthday, it's now his favorite model.
“Good day guys and gal” never gets old lol. Nice overview mehn. I’ve been hoping for a simple overview of the lore of 40k. So much has happened so it was hard to understand the timeline of key events. Thanks a lot.
I appreciate your cheeky coverage of Warhammer 40K lore! This was a good run-down of the timeline, as compared to others that is drawn out and rather cut and dry. Adding in the appropriate amount of humor makes digesting it much more enjoyable!
Just wanted to say, specifically because of your vids, i've gotten into W40k audio books.. Been burning through them... Thanks for all the content and expanse that got me started with a place to tie all the 600+ books together and keep it all straight.
I love the irony of how the Necrontyr built the C'tan bodies in order for the C'tan to become more like them, but then the C'tan did the same to the now known as the Necrons.
This video was actually a major help for me Majorkill, I've been havin a hard time figurin out how to introduce my friends to this interesting sci-fi world that I discovered not all that long ago without soundin like it's a snore-fest, with this video I finally have that chance to introduce them to Warhammer; thank you so much Majorkill for makin this, this was a major help. =) And just so ya know, you're pretty much my go-to-fella for Warhammer 40K lore, so thank you for teachin me most of what I know mate. Have a nice day. =)
thx for ur energetic approach to this, i watched some other lore videos, they are interesting but the voices and they way they deliver it always makes me tired after a while
The entire Warhammer 40k Main Story and why everything is the Froge Gods' fault in 18:12 minutes by a Druhkarri disguised as an Australian. Please make a mini for the late Commissar Yarrick, the greatest Ork killer of them all.
I have to admit, this is the most briefest timeline video I've ever seen. And plus Szarekh would be the only xenos to have his work completely sabotaged, but will need Guilliman's help against chaos and the nids.
This was awesome! I'm not planning on playing the tabletop game, but the Space Marine games have really gotten me pumped to know more about the 40k universe
Thanks for doing my idea even if you didnt get the idea from me. Really been wanting a clear and concise timeline that isnt four hours long, especially with your flair with words. Australians should be the only ones allowed to read grimdark lore, considering australia is basically the grimdark of Earth.
Sometime somewhere in the Warhammer universe: "Jeff why the f*** aren't we in warp yet?!" "Sir, some violent alien cult are screwing each other so hard they f***ed the whole warp dimension up!" ".....Holy Hell"
![I.N "HALLUCINATION" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/n5B5q1Hwt_U/mqdefault.jpg)
Idk why people say 40k lore is complex, I can explain the entire thing in 20 mins.
In seriousness this is a brutally simplified and compressed retelling, but should be more than enough to give normal people a general understanding.
Hopefully its get a million views lol
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Can you make a admech major mini
Let me explain no too much let me sum up
It was a bunch of guys that were frogs they clapped the galaxies cheeks and then clapped. Something called the realm of souls cheeks after they got done clapping those cheeks.
They started making babies and seeding life with their seed and then created the elves. Who are super massively gay and kept doing stuff with each.
Then you had the cancer patients who were living on a really crappy cancer ridden world. The cancer patients asked for the cure but the frogs said no.
So the cancer patients started a riot and started trying to fight the frogs say get this weak crap out. Then one day the cancer patients were experimenting with internet gas and the internet gas started feeding on.
Stars and stuff so they we're like let's give this a body and they did so now the internet gas has a body. and really wants to eat stuff and they found out that souls were a lot more tastier. Then Stars so they tricked all the cancer patients.
Into immortality and domo arigato mr. Roboto them. So now the internet gas wanted to fight the frogs so the frogs created. Big green people with anger issues to fight the internet gas than the elves stopped. Fiddling around with each other's holes and start getting into the fight.
Long story short the internet gas ate all the old ones. Then the robot people now freed themselves from the control. The internet gas and then broke them up into shards and use them as batteries and Pokemon.
Elves went back to pleasuring themselves in the robot people's King decided to put all of his former cancer patients on life-support.
And made them have a big sleep while he goes off into space and contemplate how he really messed things up and have a big sad.
Meanwhile in the realm of souls things got messed up because of the war in the Big Green people with anger issues kept getting more angry and. Dumber but in the realm of souls these things known as chaos started taking over.
Meanwhile on earth a bunch of proto humans the beta version of humans were taking shrooms and weed and stuff and saw the stuffing was like.
AHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA BAD TRIP MAN BAD TRIP !!!!!
They quickly realize that hey we have super powers so they started ritually using their superpowers to commit self delete. And created the perpetual's out of one of these.
Perpetual guys the Emperor of mankind he saw that he needed to guide humanity and he did. Humanity was doing pretty awesome and baller everyone was a millionaire everyone. Was rich everyone didn't need to worry about nothing.
then the spacells messed up and just did a lot of lot of drugs just did so much drugs they created another chaos. God and it caused warp storms and crap so now Humanity got cut off and everyone got sad and.
Now it's time for everything the sucking go back to mad Max. So the emperor saw that Earth sucked so bad he was like I'm going to clap Earth's cheeks. And so we did he clapped the Earth's cheeks hard.
Then he created 20 kids for some reason to leave these things called Space Marines that he was working on. But then chaos had to go LMAO XD still all of his kids and then spread them out throughout the.
Galaxy so now the emperor has to go out and find these kids and pay child support. So the emperor got into his spaceship and start looking for his kids while clapping the Galaxy cheats one playing at. A time one of these times he found Horus his favorite good boy.
And then pretty soon he found all of his other kids but not all of them lived up to his expectations. So he continued to clap the galaxies cheeks until he found something in a bargain bin garage called The Golden throne.
He was like oh crap I got to get this back home and not tell my kids what I'm doing in my garage I need tell him to stay out of my shed. And then he named his favourite son warmaster and went to the basement to do.
Something and not tell these kids meanwhile Horus was on twitch and then he started donating a lot of gamer subs.
And he really fell for cottontail VA and zentreya and went up to his dad while he was in his basement saying Hey Dad. I just gifted a bunch of subs to these women I'm totally going to meet one day and they love me for it and they said my name a lot.
So they'd a had to take a break from what he was doing and slap his son and tell him you're stupid these women are never going to touch you. And he took it personally so he started something called his heresy and start killing everybody and. went full mental breakdown because he was going bald and he really wanted to meet these women.
And some of his brothers felt the same way now that they were addicted to twitch. Gifted a lot of gamer subs but some of his brothers didn't and we're not into that cringe and did actual work and had jobs.
Big huge War a finally came out and told Horus that he was being an idiot saw that he shanked his hawk-boy and that was a step too far. So he massively slapped him in the face and killed him.
And now he's dead in all the sons ran away like cowards into the warp with chaos to do butt stuff. Emperor became a paraplegic because Horus was so mad that he dared Sully the name of zentreya cottontail VA.
So now he sits on a Golden throne everything sucks everyone worship him as a god even though he told him that he wasn't a God then a few years later down the road Gilman comes back.
And Gilman started doing this
Gilliman: WTF !!!!!!!!!!!!! Hello darkness my old friend can we rebuild it yes we can
So now he's trying to fix stuff
I await the day you make a large custom battlesuit mini that I can add to my Sept.
Okay Majorkill. And now do a 24h Video! Please!
No but really i would love to see a 24 hour "Quick Introduction into Warhammer 40K" i can send to my non-wh friends
As someone who just got into the Lore this is very much appreciated.
Hahahahah there’s no going back!!!! You’re here forever now!!
They all float down here.
You've made a terrible mistake. You just don't realize it yet.
@@LuciusSicarius I realised it after I was reading a primarch wiki and after 20 minutes the cursor had hardly scrolled down
@@MrAwrsomeness no srsly and the price of books will break your balls
Getting a video about how each of the pre heresy primarchs would have reacted to being In Guillimans current situation would be pretty cool ngl
I don't even know if you're the original, but I condemn your commitment to this topic
real
@@senor_caves5362 I'm not THE original , but I'm the one who has been carrying it on for like 3 months or so
@@trimeerious4349 keep it up man, your doing Chaos's work
@Tzeentch, Lord of Fates THE EMPERORS WORK FOUL ABOMINATION
Finally a short form summary of 40K that I can send to friends without it being the equivalent of a encyclopedia!
Ikr
Now, you just need friends. You’re on your way tho. 😘
@@sonsofthewestredwhiteblue5317 Lol!
@@sonsofthewestredwhiteblue5317god damn man, ya didn't have to murder the poor fellow 😂
@@williamklemp3764😂😂😂😂
"Compared to the War in Heaven, the 10,000 year old conflict that Fucking Horus started when he became a bad boy... is barely a blip on the radar." - TTS Throne Emperor
Let me explain no too much let me sum up
It was a bunch of guys that were frogs they clapped the galaxies cheeks and then clapped. Something called the realm of souls cheeks after they got done clapping those cheeks.
They started making babies and seeding life with their seed and then created the elves. Who are super massively gay and kept doing stuff with each.
Then you had the cancer patients who were living on a really crappy cancer ridden world. The cancer patients asked for the cure but the frogs said no.
So the cancer patients started a riot and started trying to fight the frogs say get this weak crap out. Then one day the cancer patients were experimenting with internet gas and the internet gas started feeding on.
Stars and stuff so they we're like let's give this a body and they did so now the internet gas has a body. and really wants to eat stuff and they found out that souls were a lot more tastier. Then Stars so they tricked all the cancer patients.
Into immortality and domo arigato mr. Roboto them. So now the internet gas wanted to fight the frogs so the frogs created. Big green people with anger issues to fight the internet gas than the elves stopped. Fiddling around with each other's holes and start getting into the fight.
Long story short the internet gas ate all the old ones. Then the robot people now freed themselves from the control. The internet gas and then broke them up into shards and use them as batteries and Pokemon.
Elves went back to pleasuring themselves in the robot people's King decided to put all of his former cancer patients on life-support.
And made them have a big sleep while he goes off into space and contemplate how he really messed things up and have a big sad.
Meanwhile in the realm of souls things got messed up because of the war in the Big Green people with anger issues kept getting more angry and. Dumber but in the realm of souls these things known as chaos started taking over.
Meanwhile on earth a bunch of proto humans the beta version of humans were taking shrooms and weed and stuff and saw the stuffing was like.
AHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA BAD TRIP MAN BAD TRIP !!!!!
They quickly realize that hey we have super powers so they started ritually using their superpowers to commit self delete. And created the perpetual's out of one of these.
Perpetual guys the Emperor of mankind he saw that he needed to guide humanity and he did. Humanity was doing pretty awesome and baller everyone was a millionaire everyone. Was rich everyone didn't need to worry about nothing.
then the spacells messed up and just did a lot of lot of drugs just did so much drugs they created another chaos. God and it caused warp storms and crap so now Humanity got cut off and everyone got sad and.
Now it's time for everything the sucking go back to mad Max. So the emperor saw that Earth sucked so bad he was like I'm going to clap Earth's cheeks. And so we did he clapped the Earth's cheeks hard.
Then he created 20 kids for some reason to leave these things called Space Marines that he was working on. But then chaos had to go LMAO XD still all of his kids and then spread them out throughout the.
Galaxy so now the emperor has to go out and find these kids and pay child support. So the emperor got into his spaceship and start looking for his kids while clapping the Galaxy cheats one playing at. A time one of these times he found Horus his favorite good boy.
And then pretty soon he found all of his other kids but not all of them lived up to his expectations. So he continued to clap the galaxies cheeks until he found something in a bargain bin garage called The Golden throne.
He was like oh crap I got to get this back home and not tell my kids what I'm doing in my garage I need tell him to stay out of my shed. And then he named his favourite son warmaster and went to the basement to do.
Something and not tell these kids meanwhile Horus was on twitch and then he started donating a lot of gamer subs.
And he really fell for cottontail VA and zentreya and went up to his dad while he was in his basement saying Hey Dad. I just gifted a bunch of subs to these women I'm totally going to meet one day and they love me for it and they said my name a lot.
So they'd a had to take a break from what he was doing and slap his son and tell him you're stupid these women are never going to touch you. And he took it personally so he started something called his heresy and start killing everybody and. went full mental breakdown because he was going bald and he really wanted to meet these women.
And some of his brothers felt the same way now that they were addicted to twitch. Gifted a lot of gamer subs but some of his brothers didn't and we're not into that cringe and did actual work and had jobs.
Big huge War a finally came out and told Horus that he was being an idiot saw that he shanked his hawk-boy and that was a step too far. So he massively slapped him in the face and killed him.
And now he's dead in all the sons ran away like cowards into the warp with chaos to do butt stuff. Emperor became a paraplegic because Horus was so mad that he dared Sully the name of zentreya cottontail VA.
So now he sits on a Golden throne everything sucks everyone worship him as a god even though he told him that he wasn't a God then a few years later down the road Gilman comes back.
And Gilman started doing this
Gilliman: WTF !!!!!!!!!!!!! Hello darkness my old friend can we rebuild it yes we can
So now he's trying to fix stuff
@@wolfbane7497 why is it so specific to be CottontailVA and Zentreya though?
@@alphalightning00frost67 I don't know I was just trying to be funny
@@wolfbane7497 i thought because they were thicc, sexy and somewhat coomer material lol
@Wolf Bane I tried to read this but I got cancer by the second paragraph
All of 40k in 20 minutes only majorkill could pull this off
Very easy barely an inconvenience.
Arbitor Ian has a great one as well
He's pulling something, lmao 🤣
@@Damnedlegion40k bad, dont be naughty
@@Damnedlegion40k No, please, be Naughty!
16:25
amazing that watamelon snuck her way into another 40k lore video
i'm assuming this was unintentional
16:30 Look at the gap below the emperor's sword bros.
The Entire Warhammer 40k Timeline in 20 minutes is one hell of a challenge.
Looking at the history of this story. Abbadon has a far more impossible task than Horus ever did. Horus had Surprise on his side in the beginning as well as the ability to just send troublesome parts of the resistance away. Abbadon just has a horde of half to totally crazy warriors to work with.
Well, atleast the khornedog boys are moderatly easy To control, as long as you have enemies To point at and tell them, 'there are skulls and blood in that direction'. But when you run out of enemies in a planet...
You learn Quick why kharn is called The betrayer.
@@brok56 Kharn betrayed his legion because they stopped fighting simple
@@Cthulhuwarlord exactly. If there is no enemy blood being spilt, someone from their own team becomes a target.
Chaos is not good at coordinating and working together.
It not a achievement if you effectively use a cheat code to beat your goal.
You condensed all this so well! Simple and well explained
This is the first lore video I've seen, that covers the involvement of Watamelon in the siege of terra. Good job.
funnily enough, weshammer used the exact same image in a vid about dark tide lore a few months ago
The one and only Majorkill coming back from a ban strong with the content. You keep doing you, you Legend!
_"Because some Eldar got too far into S&M I've now got to fight demons …"_ - average Imperial Guardsman.
Necrontyr: create technology that is powered by dark matter and is so advanced it literally bents the rules of physics.
Also the Necrontyr: instead of using said uber-advanced technology for solving their radiation problem, they decide to start a catastrophic war, that wrecks the entire galaxy.
They deserve a ''Sci-Fi civilizations too stupid to exist'' video.
Wait, isn't the warp beyond time? Wouldn't it have always been a maelstrom of emotion, even from the beginning?
It's complicated but no. Even though time in the warp is weird, it's not completely random and still mostly follows real space, otherwise there would be all these galaxy ending paradoxes
@Majorkill aw but i love galaxy ending paradoxes 😞
@@majorkillAh, gotcha. Thanks for the clarification.
You answered your own question by using the word emotion, what would its source be if not sentient life?
Well yes, but no.
Yo watame stood by the emperor. Only the best sheep against chaos 16:28
TTS Throne Emperor: "Are you challenging me?"
Majorkill: "Yes."
Let me explain no too much let me sum up
It was a bunch of guys that were frogs they clapped the galaxies cheeks and then clapped. Something called the realm of souls cheeks after they got done clapping those cheeks.
They started making babies and seeding life with their seed and then created the elves. Who are super massively gay and kept doing stuff with each.
Then you had the cancer patients who were living on a really crappy cancer ridden world. The cancer patients asked for the cure but the frogs said no.
So the cancer patients started a riot and started trying to fight the frogs say get this weak crap out. Then one day the cancer patients were experimenting with internet gas and the internet gas started feeding on.
Stars and stuff so they we're like let's give this a body and they did so now the internet gas has a body. and really wants to eat stuff and they found out that souls were a lot more tastier. Then Stars so they tricked all the cancer patients.
Into immortality and domo arigato mr. Roboto them. So now the internet gas wanted to fight the frogs so the frogs created. Big green people with anger issues to fight the internet gas than the elves stopped. Fiddling around with each other's holes and start getting into the fight.
Long story short the internet gas ate all the old ones. Then the robot people now freed themselves from the control. The internet gas and then broke them up into shards and use them as batteries and Pokemon.
Elves went back to pleasuring themselves in the robot people's King decided to put all of his former cancer patients on life-support.
And made them have a big sleep while he goes off into space and contemplate how he really messed things up and have a big sad.
Meanwhile in the realm of souls things got messed up because of the war in the Big Green people with anger issues kept getting more angry and. Dumber but in the realm of souls these things known as chaos started taking over.
Meanwhile on earth a bunch of proto humans the beta version of humans were taking shrooms and weed and stuff and saw the stuffing was like.
AHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA BAD TRIP MAN BAD TRIP !!!!!
They quickly realize that hey we have super powers so they started ritually using their superpowers to commit self delete. And created the perpetual's out of one of these.
Perpetual guys the Emperor of mankind he saw that he needed to guide humanity and he did. Humanity was doing pretty awesome and baller everyone was a millionaire everyone. Was rich everyone didn't need to worry about nothing.
then the spacells messed up and just did a lot of lot of drugs just did so much drugs they created another chaos. God and it caused warp storms and crap so now Humanity got cut off and everyone got sad and.
Now it's time for everything the sucking go back to mad Max. So the emperor saw that Earth sucked so bad he was like I'm going to clap Earth's cheeks. And so we did he clapped the Earth's cheeks hard.
Then he created 20 kids for some reason to leave these things called Space Marines that he was working on. But then chaos had to go LMAO XD still all of his kids and then spread them out throughout the.
Galaxy so now the emperor has to go out and find these kids and pay child support. So the emperor got into his spaceship and start looking for his kids while clapping the Galaxy cheats one playing at. A time one of these times he found Horus his favorite good boy.
And then pretty soon he found all of his other kids but not all of them lived up to his expectations. So he continued to clap the galaxies cheeks until he found something in a bargain bin garage called The Golden throne.
He was like oh crap I got to get this back home and not tell my kids what I'm doing in my garage I need tell him to stay out of my shed. And then he named his favourite son warmaster and went to the basement to do.
Something and not tell these kids meanwhile Horus was on twitch and then he started donating a lot of gamer subs.
And he really fell for cottontail VA and zentreya and went up to his dad while he was in his basement saying Hey Dad. I just gifted a bunch of subs to these women I'm totally going to meet one day and they love me for it and they said my name a lot.
So they'd a had to take a break from what he was doing and slap his son and tell him you're stupid these women are never going to touch you. And he took it personally so he started something called his heresy and start killing everybody and. went full mental breakdown because he was going bald and he really wanted to meet these women.
And some of his brothers felt the same way now that they were addicted to twitch. Gifted a lot of gamer subs but some of his brothers didn't and we're not into that cringe and did actual work and had jobs.
Big huge War a finally came out and told Horus that he was being an idiot saw that he shanked his hawk-boy and that was a step too far. So he massively slapped him in the face and killed him.
And now he's dead in all the sons ran away like cowards into the warp with chaos to do butt stuff. Emperor became a paraplegic because Horus was so mad that he dared Sully the name of zentreya cottontail VA.
So now he sits on a Golden throne everything sucks everyone worship him as a god even though he told him that he wasn't a God then a few years later down the road Gilman comes back.
And Gilman started doing this
Gilliman: WTF !!!!!!!!!!!!! Hello darkness my old friend can we rebuild it yes we can
So now he's trying to fix stuff
When I first got into 40k, these long form vids of the entire timeline were the videos I really liked at first. Glad my favorite 40k RUclipsr is finally doing one!!
Real question is
Why didn't the Emperor stop the Majorkill in the 21st century?
Plot twitst Majorkill is the Emperor and tries to warn about the future
@@kevinbaumhoer7359 Another plot twist. The Emperor will be formed when all 40k loretubers and podcasters merge their souls into one.
16:29 WATAMELON DETECTED
Wow. Thanks for this video. I have been watching videos and reading about 40k for a few years now, and this has answered so many of my questions.
16:22 WATAMELON!!
i havent watched a whole lot of w40k timeline videos, but i learned a lot. And i really like your way of describing things... fits the fucking universe
Can’t believe Watame was behind it all
I’ve been trying to find a condensed video like this for a while. There’s hour long lore videos on just the space marines! Thank you so much for this I’ve spent far too long reading the warhammer 40k wiki
16:25 watamelon moment
Honestly great vid mate.
I wonder since Halo also has a similar timeline to ours would that mean that technically Halo and Warhammer could be in the same universe? Love the idea that some space marines come across a cryo pod in a space hulk and they just see a spartan just chillin in it.
The Lockwarden would have a fucking field day with an old UNSC ship. That’s some dark age of technology shit that would make the mechanicus oil itself
Please no.
Oh wow. Thank you overkill. I think I remember commenting or for something like this way back. Thanks man.
As someone currently smoking a joint..."you currently watching this video is cannon" is kind of a headfuck
As someone smoking a joint and snorting opiates it was a mindbendee but a well done mind bender. I wish yall could have heard this fart I just let. Sounded like a Ultramarine battle barge firing both broadsides
😐
@jasonmoyer9492 Are you alright brother??
Dude you got the best channel I’ve ever heard as far as explaining storylines for games ! I’m subscribing now
Sick content bro Keep up the good work 💪💪💪
You deserve more views honestly
Definitley gonna recommend this video to a few newcomers I know! This super-simplified timeline works really well
Love the video mate!
20 minutes chatting is just right amount =)
Go on, Majorkill. Embrace the long. At least an hour. I believe in you.
Majorkill, been a fan of yours for years. Love the content keep them coming. Also my cousin loves the King Ork model that i got for his birthday, it's now his favorite model.
“Good day guys and gal” never gets old lol. Nice overview mehn. I’ve been hoping for a simple overview of the lore of 40k. So much has happened so it was hard to understand the timeline of key events. Thanks a lot.
« The orcs are just having a great time with all the wars and shits going on » is a chef’s kiss description of the best race !
Gotta love the orks. All the other races are having a crappy time while the Orks (and possibly World Eaters) are just having a blast.
Yay orks! Woooooo Orkz! Yayyyy
Honestly, thank you. 3 hours to learn about just one subject is insane.
Majorkill: "I am He Who Remains and I chronicle the Sacred Timeline of Warhammer 40k."
Just got into 40k. Thank you for uploading lore stuff, you’re a legend.
* *Sees new MajorKill vid* *
Automatically my day is good!
Amazing job bro!!
I appreciate your cheeky coverage of Warhammer 40K lore! This was a good run-down of the timeline, as compared to others that is drawn out and rather cut and dry. Adding in the appropriate amount of humor makes digesting it much more enjoyable!
warrior teir timeline video was amazing ...best so far
Just wanted to say, specifically because of your vids, i've gotten into W40k audio books.. Been burning through them... Thanks for all the content and expanse that got me started with a place to tie all the 600+ books together and keep it all straight.
great job with the cool timeline notes in the corner
Very beginner friendly, nicely done.
Been putting it off. Getting to a timeline video, knew of 40K for a while but the Red Wake Tyberos and Sanguinis hooked me
Saw the title and thought “Shit, this is going to be longer than ten minutes”.
It is longer than 10 minutes
@@majorkilltwice that in fact, and every moment enjoyable. Thanks for bringing this video to us!
Gotta love the 20 minute videos feeds my desire for the lore without my underdeveloped attention span having to hold on for a whole 2 hours
Thank you for your adhd friendly video's majorkill, the little necron people in my brain are very pleased :)
Really enjoyed this, great content for a first video! All the best for your videos to come
majorkill random question
why is watamelon is there with Big E at 16:31 ?
Love your vids dude, keep killin it
I love the irony of how the Necrontyr built the C'tan bodies in order for the C'tan to become more like them, but then the C'tan did the same to the now known as the Necrons.
This video was excellent and you really have matured as a RUclipsr at an amazing rate. Cudos 🙏
This video was actually a major help for me Majorkill, I've been havin a hard time figurin out how to introduce my friends to this interesting sci-fi world that I discovered not all that long ago without soundin like it's a snore-fest, with this video I finally have that chance to introduce them to Warhammer; thank you so much Majorkill for makin this, this was a major help. =)
And just so ya know, you're pretty much my go-to-fella for Warhammer 40K lore, so thank you for teachin me most of what I know mate. Have a nice day. =)
"All was lost.....UNTIL IT FCKING WASNT!" my favorite quote
So no one’s gonna comment on watame hiding behind the emperor at 16:29
watamelon
thx for ur energetic approach to this, i watched some other lore videos, they are interesting but the voices and they way they deliver it always makes me tired after a while
The entire Warhammer 40k Main Story and why everything is the Froge Gods' fault in 18:12 minutes by a Druhkarri disguised as an Australian.
Please make a mini for the late Commissar Yarrick, the greatest Ork killer of them all.
Was yarik killed during the Murder curse disaster?
A new interest in Warhammer brought me here. Your sense of humor kept me here. Subscribed mate.
All the 40k by Ausie Lore daddy from everywhere all at once? Yes please.~
I have to admit, this is the most briefest timeline video I've ever seen.
And plus Szarekh would be the only xenos to have his work completely sabotaged, but will need Guilliman's help against chaos and the nids.
Whole timeline in 20mins hell yeah
Hahaha the ending summary really got me. The Orks having a great time fighting everyone is a lovely touch
16:28 WHY WATERMELON WAT!?
@3:47 even the best artists totally whiff feet. It always blows my mind. Its not easy.
ahhhh good for you man- hope the hustle continues to pay
Wow I have been trying to process so much of 40k's lore and it's been difficult. However, this cleared a LOT of it up. Well done!
ADHD video lengths are a big vibe, thank you.
This was awesome! I'm not planning on playing the tabletop game, but the Space Marine games have really gotten me pumped to know more about the 40k universe
I just watched the Warrior Tier Trazyn the Infinite video and then watched this lmao... what an experience
“It never rained on Mars”… perfect introduction of the Big E to the mechanics.. “Machine, heal thyself.” Dammnit I loved that book.
Ah yes, refreshing the old videos that Timmy has corrupted with chaos.
Awesome vid. Really well done. Nothing better on the internet
It's a great video for people who want to understand WH40K without spending 17 years on reaserch. Thanks!
"If I had more time, I would have written a shorter letter." - some really smart guy, about Majorkill (probably)
*The entire timeline in 2 seconds:*
_"Shits on fire, yo."_
Thanks for doing my idea even if you didnt get the idea from me. Really been wanting a clear and concise timeline that isnt four hours long, especially with your flair with words. Australians should be the only ones allowed to read grimdark lore, considering australia is basically the grimdark of Earth.
Had to see this before playing warhammer 40k space marine 2. Thanks
I’d love to see a full in depth full lore video even if it is over 24hrs
Omg iv been waiting for this for soo long can’t wait to learn more
12:15 “the emperor was like FUCK!!” Is the most relatable response to losing 21 of your children due to Marital issues
Thanks for this man! It’s kinda overwhelming when my friends are talking about it but this totally helped haha so now I’m not completely clueless.
I am kinda surprised that he didn’t talk about how the other Chaos Gods were born.
@@Split-Lip To be fair that would've made it a maybe 21 minute vid and is a pretty important part of the overall lore.
He did. He mentioned the beginnings of their realms were formed during the WIH, and since the Realm is the God and the God is the Realm...
Sometime somewhere in the Warhammer universe:
"Jeff why the f*** aren't we in warp yet?!"
"Sir, some violent alien cult are screwing each other so hard they f***ed the whole warp dimension up!"
".....Holy Hell"
Watamelon was behind everything all along
The whole Warhammer 40K Lore concept so revolves around the Bible, mythology, dystopian societies, prophecy, and the future.
I've watched countless WH40K lore videos from Luetin and others, each over 1 hours long..... I still don't get it.
Huge thanks for this video. It made a complex timeline clear.
Majorkill can you make a video on the different harlequin masks?
Wow this is lore heavy i love it, tryna catch up before spacemarine 2 drops in September
Warrior Tier made a 10/10 video about the 40k Timeline but from the point of view of Trazyn.
as usual: very well done and entertaining! kudos to you
16:23 watamelon spotted