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Man he really hasnt been the same since June left
i’ll be honest, june wasn’t good for him either
Was July any better?
yall guys missed a whole ass australian gf in between june and now. She would show up and talk on his podcast channel after these main videos, then one day poof she vanished and he deleted any comments asking what happened.
@@ninjalokust
The girl he called ‘Pepper Potts’?
@@musicf3b I can't remember her name I just remember the awkwardness around their relationship. She clearly didn't buy his religious bs and he didn't buy her alien ufo encounter.
1:17:40 Greg seems to think he’s smarter than other people because he’s an expert on his own thoughts and other people can’t read his mind. Like, if every conclusion you present is based on your imagination, mocking people for not already knowing how you came to those conclusions is like saying “how are you not already familiar with lore behind the novel I haven’t written yet?”
I legit chocked on a dab reading this comment :)
@@ifadetogray thank you 😎 but also oh no I hope you’re ok 😳
I find it so fascinating that this guy is a less racist Sprit Science clone now.
Is he less racist though? Racism is kind of foundational to all of this shit.
@@thamasteroneill he doesn’t yet believe Jews are from space, so yes.
They said, in May of '23. Let's see if this turns into ironic foreshadowing.
I'm an archaeologist and this gave me an aneurysm. Absolutely wild.
God gave you that because you were getting too close to the secret truth. But Greg is warded by the ancient silver foil helmet design that have protected freethinkers' brains from deadly God beams since it was first invented by Diogenes.
@@esbenm6544 All jokes aside, silver is a fantastic material for a Faraday cage since it's the most conductive element we have.
Also no joke, how is the foil helmet supposed to work against CIA brainwave control beams when the entire brain is exposed from the underside?
@@BaronVonQuiplythe wrangle star guy wears foil in his jacket and I think socks too
@@danteofastoria8825 Thank you for explaining that plot hole
Self described skeptics are always skeptical of established science and facts, they prefer “alternative” facts and confirmation bias, just like any good scientist that definitely has a degree.
Theres a good video by acollierastro that delves into the patterns people can recognize of crackpot scientists who believe they have the next huge scientific discovery that will make them famous. I think youd like it.
The thing about the Dogon people knowing about Serious has been debunked years ago but it's still something you see in memes, which seem to be where Armored gets alot of his sources from
THere was a comic book compilation in the 80s that was like these kind of ancient aliens tales and the Dogon are one of the stories, and I feel like he was influenced by that comic book.
Ancient Christians did NOT worship fish nor did they think of Jesus as a fish god.
They simply used the fish symbol as code when they were being persecuted by the Romans and it was a reference to Jesus telling his Apostles (specifically to those whose profession was literal fishing) “I will make you fishers of men,” AKA “I will recruit you to help me acquire more religious followers. Or at least… that’s what I was taught in church and in Bible class at the private Christian high school I (unfortunately) attended as a teen. I am an atheist, and I’m aware that the Bible and it’s associated myths have been altered by Christians over the centuries, but he’s got zero sources to back up any claim that Christians ever worshipped fish or associated their god or Jesus with fish beyond the fisherman metaphor.
(Edit: I forgot that BCE aka “before current era” is meant to be in the un-religious version of “before the birth of Christ” and obviously there were no Christians before Jesus was born so uh… had to make a correction so I don’t embarrass myself)
*coughs to clear throat*
Now you see the church is lying to you and that is proof that the green man is actually a fish god named Jesus that literally saved us from a black hole sun that came to kill us. The proof of this is a picture of a carving from Gobekli Tepi depicting a man holding his junk, which obviously means that the ancient people were hiding the knowledge of Orions belt from the Catholic church after they decided to worship the Red man of Saturn, who was a giant from Atlantis that used a special magic wand to manifest the black hole sun.
This is so literally clearly obvious I don't know why you are struggling to see it.
*smokebomb*
@@ninjalokust well when you put it that way lmao 😂
I thought it' was something to do with the Greek word for fish.
@@jaymorgan7728 well, parts of the new testament were written in greek and the gospels (matthew, mark, luke, and john) were letters written by the apostles reporting on how their evangelism was going... and some of those places were in greece... and uh, yeah, someone probably wrote jesus's words "I will make you fishers of men" in greek at some point... so you thought right?
@@nicodinisi
Google is your friend.
Greg deadass think he's Jesus / Green Man reincarnated and is not being subtle about it, holy shit lol
I half expect him at the end of this series to go "lol I was joking about all this" except the way he presents it all in this dead serious tone makes me feel like he believes every word
also that smug little grin he always gives when he has his "I'm so much smarter than anyone cos i figured this out" moments.
If you want the same kind of content but for a far more honest source check Wendigoon. He just submits his thoughts about stuff he likes that is a lot like this but he isn’t a condescending jackass.
i enjoy cryptids, ghost stories and other type of conspiracy or weird content( i don't believe in the supernatural to be clear, it's just fun listening to the stories and sort of larping as if they're true, like with creepypasta) so he got recommended to me quite a few times and i've seen a couple of his videos and he gives me bad vibes too tbh. he's very religious and whenever he covered topics related to religion( even stuff like giants aka nephilim) his bias was insanely strong, not to mention a lot of his information was incorrect or straight up lies, the sort of stuff you'd have to go out of your way on google to get the wrong or biased information, sort of like "ignoring all the top results from credible sources and only getting your information from young earth creationists sites" type of dealio. he also seems to believe in a lot of conspiracy stuff himself@@n0etic_f0x
Wait, this dude really thinks Aasimar are a real thing? At least pick something cool, like Tieflings.
Pfft, Tieflings are for Noobs. Forest gnomes are for REAL players :p
@@orioncooper1705 I'd say that if you _really_ want to get into it, go straight to Bugbears!
anyone else go right to Tarzan the animated feature when someone says " son of man"
I'd almost give him credit for the Sci-Fi idea that ancient people saw pressure suits and assumed it was SCUBA gear, if not for the distinct lack of stone age SCUBA gear.
The wearers of the suits must go in and out of the water, and those suits must be one or the other---diving or pressure---unless they had the technology for a suit to function either way.
They still wouldn't look like ambulatory fish.
Honestly would be concerned about this guy falling into some heaven’s gate type cult. The way he talks has that same wild eyed yet glazed over look.
Or founding one.
Luckily he has no charisma
He used to be in a religious cult before turning atheist, that was his whole lore
It's funny that nobody screams aliens when the Greeks and the Romans created technological marvels and discoveries but you cross the border into darker skin territories, then things suddenly look fishy?
Aliens didn't like white people 🤷♂
Racist anthropology/history. Been a problem for a while, thanks to a lot of Euro-centric fuckheads that wrote a lot of history and anthropology textbooks for generations.
For some people, anything BCE was aliens. It all did get its start when European conquerors kept finding all these sophisticated civilizations, or the remains of such, and could only imagine Atlantis as a source, then aliens, then alien Atlanteans.
On the point of the word "Elohim" being a plural: In Hebrew the plural form of a word can be used to refer to something that is singular, but to emphasize its greatness, either in literal size or importance. Similarly the word "Behemoth" is plural, but it is usually translated as "great beast", not "many beasts".
the bingo should have when his voice cracks because he's trying so damn hard to do his vocal fry
So no one has told Greg that "amen" is Hebrew for "so be it"?
"oh no, a flood! let's save ourselves by hybridizing!" said no giant ever.
trust me, I'm a giant
The jesus fish was a covert symbol used to represent meeting places for early christians being persecuted in rome
There were no plowfish, but Obed Marsh plowed some fish.
I really, I mean REALLY, have begun to hate this "think for yourself!" statement, whenever I hear it.
Because it's become most often times not a genuine "Hey, be a better person and don't just always follow the crowd, unless it is warranted!" it's more often a dishonest "Don't think like those group of people! Think like MY group of people! ...but, ya know...no pressure to do that or nothing...SHEEPLE!"
It's bit like how having an open mind means one thing to some people, and to others it simply means not questioning anything and swallowing whole cloth fiction as established fact.
If a conspiracy theorist asks you if you have an open mind, they're really just asking if you're going to buy their nonsense or not.
@@BaronVonQuiplyReminds me of the old saying
It’s good to have an open mind. But not so open that your brain falls out
(Or something to that effect lol.)
gonna change my last name to O'Van and name my kids Dennis and Denise
The history channel ruined so many gullible minds. It’s a show classified as entertainment, because it’s obviously all bullshit, yet I guarantee you this is where Greg began his descent into madness. So many people I’ve talked to who think like this were direct,y influenced by that show. If you have any sort of knowledge of ancient history and have the ability of critical thought, you’d easily debunk most of this shit, it’s so sad.
im a lil disappointed that fish jesus didnt have teh spear puncture
What annoys me the most of this kind of psuedoscience/psuedohistory is their process is just cherry picking facts specific to their idea and rejecting everything else. Real science/history works on more on the 'can I prove myself wrong' principle to test their hypothesis. Now I know sometimes science has been guilty of cherry picking, but when it is done right, you come up with a hypothesis and you look to disprove it. He comes up with stoner ideas and just looks for anything that can be jammed in there.
It's true. When Greg looks up at me at night and says "Hello, old man," I reply back to him "Lol, June left your conspiracy theorist ass."
Hey, nice belt 🙂
Lol I asked my teacher in third grade why doesn’t the Bible mention dinosaurs, and he gave me the “there were giants” verse
Ancient aliens type crap basically just disbelieves the achievements of any culture that doesn't have an alphabetic writing tradition that's well documented. It's "god of the gaps" for historical achievements. Anywhere the records can't be cross-referenced, *boom*, it was aliens. It just so happens that the vast majority of impressive monuments with sparse written historical records are in places where brown people live, so the whole ancient aliens philosophy gets labelled as racist, even if it is unintentionally so most of the time.
It doesn't matter if the racism is intentional or not. If someone or something, in this case a heavily flawed conspiracy theory, is doing, supporting, and/or directly facilitating racist nonsense, and its impact on said issues is indistinguishable from intentional racism, it's harmful racist nonsense and should be treated as such.
I *busted* up laughing with the USS Enterprise entered this fiasco.
What I love about watching this series with Jake now, is that I watched these videos when they were released and felt I was losing my effing mind on a regular basis because Greg would just throw something like that out and say "obviously that proves my point" and his new audience would be fawning over him as if they agreed while I sat around questioning what I had missed and if I was in fact the insane person in the room.
This is so utterly affirming for me, you can't even imagine what it was like to sit alone unable to look over and see everyone else having the same reaction.
I’m at least 60% goblin, lots of the British isles in the parents ancestry tests. 60% goblin, 20% pig-man, maybe like .05 Minotaur, and the rest is just Irish.
56:12, that’s not Majin Buu in the middle that’s Arahabaki! You can summon him in lots of the Shin Megami Tensei RPG games, the wiki entry says it was popular in occult magazines for a few decades so no wonder it ended up in this video.
Ahh, me myself being mostly Irish, 20% Peggin and the remainder Post-Colonial White Australian, I understand that we would have been foes had we both been alive during the Great British Peggin' Wars of 1106 AD. I'm glad we live in more peaceful and less racist days and can therefore see each other as friends and brothers.
“Sirius is actually 3 stars. 3 is my favorite number”. It’s like listening to a toddler.
This confirms it, he's been playing Call of Cthulhu.
I Persoannly prefer Aron Ra's proposed meaning of the garden of eden story. its a choice to be adult or stay in the ease and non responsibility of youth
The idea of it being an allegory for moving to agriculture and cities from the prior nomadic hunter/gatherer method of "It looks like the gods blessed this land with abundant fruit trees, sure would be neat if we could figure out how they do it" also fits rather well.
@@BaronVonQuiply like a Prometheus stealing fire situation
@@kermitthorson9719 That's a very good way of thinking of it.
The Dogon art is _not_ what enthusiasts claim. I think Sagan covered that.
Dagon was a Philistine deity. Dogon is an unrelated word.
Oh, the idea that our ancestors had to be taught everything outside eating, sleeping, and f*cking. Jeez.
Jake just described Azathoth, but without the flutes.
Armored Skeptic/Spirit Science team up when?
*~*~* the green man *~*~*
@52:00 this was the first reach that actually dropped my jaw at how stupid it was
Notice he never gives the names of the so-called scholars and experts he pretends agree with his nonsense, that is INTERNET for I pulled this nonsense out of my ass and it is not supported by data, or what these actual myths are about or names are about in various languages of which Greg is utterly ignorant of. Plus ancient people in contact with one another often borrowed art motifs and styles it does not mean their ideas were the same.
3 is spirit sciences favorite number as well lmfao
that looks more like oak leaves than seaweed
fuckin numerology
omg...........if the giant people had such a load from their own weight that they needed to wade in water then why the fuck would they all have been wearing heavy as fuck scale mail. they could stand as is and they are loading up dozens if not hundreds of pounds for armor?
I haven't gotten to that part of the video, but if he mentioned scale male, that was never* an actual thing and is just modern retcon invention.
* I say "never", but you can/could get Level IV body armor made of overlapping ceramic plates that could be considered scale, Pinnacle armor made one called Dragon Skin.
Are you two denying the only source we, and Greg, have for armor of this period?
That being the Players Handbook of course!
@@CrowManyClouds I just go by whatever it says when I pull up my inventory.
The amount of water required would also make it difficult to move or breathe easily.
The Amazing Colossal Man is impossible.
Jesus and Osiris, as well as a bunch of religions take stories from each other. This isn't news. Copyright wasn't really a thing back then.
Greg describes these beings like the celestrials in marvel
Get your etymology dictionaries ready, folks. It will serve you well this episode.
My results from mostly the Online Etymology Dictionary:
Serious and Sirius do both come from Latin, but one means weighty/important/grave and one means the Dog Star. Armoured Skeptic might be excited that the dog association apparently came from an Egyptian hieroglyph whose origin is unknown.
Amen the prayer ender in Christianity has not surprisingly arrived through Hebrew from a Semitic root word for "to be trustworthy, confirm, support," whereas the Egyptian god Amen/Amon/Amun/Ammon (Encyclopaedia Britannica provides all of these, with Amen coming in third) supposedly meant The Hidden One.
Elf and Elohim both have unknown origins when you go back past Proto-Germanic (evil spirit/goblin/incubus) and Hebrew (something something God) respectively, so I will just say there isn't a *direct* link between the two that I found.
(It seems the third eye pinecone thing is that the third eye is apparently in the pineal gland, and pineal comes from "like a pinecone" because of its shape.)
I can't find enough information on Oannes the fish dude to guess at the etymology, and the origin of the word ocean has been theorized to be pre-Greek, so sure, maybe that's etymologically connected.
When I looked up Lord Vishnu's fish avatar, I got Matsya, which isn't pronounced the same as Hatmehit/Hatmehyt the Egyptian fish goddess, but I don't know nearly enough about Hinduism or Egyptian legends to really say anything about the connection. Fortunately, I don't think Armoured Skeptic does, either.
I think he found the flood/fish overlap in Hatmehit's Wikipedia article and applied it to Vishnu instead. I found a site that purports to be a list of 1000 names for Vishnu and none of them are obviously pronounced like that, but I didn't check their pronunciation. He'll be glad to know that among the 1000 there are a couple about fish and at least one about a deluge.
(Regarding the Isis fish, didn't she have magical powers and went looking for her husband after he got tossed into the Nile? Wouldn't a fish form be helpful in looking for something thrown into the water? I dunno, I don't actually think my wild associations between concepts are proof.)
The pineal gland in some reptilian an amphibian species has a connection to a literal "third eye" on the forehead, with the caveat that it's the very basic primal version of an eye that can only tell the presence of light or its absence. Our eyes also signal it to produce melatonin, so if you want to have fun with the quantum-crystal-aura believers, mention that we absorbed our third eye into both of our other eyes. One might ever call them the 3rd and 4th eyes residing within the 1st and 2nd.
@@BaronVonQuiply Very cool! Thank you for the context.
Id recommend, if not used already, Etymonline for english words.
Fun bit: I learned of the Dogon people in The Big Book of Buds 3.
Someone told them about it and then the guy next to them was amazed that they knew of a binary star.
Just wait until he finds out about Attack on Titan…! There is even an Armored Titan.
“Did he say where the coneheads come from?”
France. They come from France.
♫ Sometimes I feel... I've got to [Dan Akroyd: Da Da] Get away! I want to [Dan Akroyd: Da Da] Get away from the pain you drive into the heart of me ♫
NARFLE THE GARTHOK!
Skank on Head leaving him really broke his brain.
Maybe the ancient aliens gave invented raycons.
Only Armored Stupid would believe the stone-tool using archaic human Denisovans were 6000 years ahead of our space-craft using, computer using civilization, or that different cultures around the world used the same astrology, or same myths.
Oh, there are silly people who think our astrology is the only type. No matter that a good number of the star-patterns look nothing at all like the animals, objects, or people they're named for. Even the obvious-seeming Big Dipper is also called a wain or wagon.
These are my absolute favorite.
56:57 Is it just me or does that first one look more Inuit/Eskimo than astronaut?
Oh shit, AS went off the deep end.
13:10 did he say “iss-ues” lol
not that I only haphazardly listened while playing minecraft until the moment he said "the watchers" and something something "Evo" and thought for a sec how did we end up at the EVO SMP/Martyns(InTheLittleWood) Life Series Watcher lore?
fyi: that lore specifically in the Life Series is just that the watchers feed off of negative emotions and given how that series functions there is a lot of betrayal and stuff. to have more negativity to feed off of, they repeat the same thing just with a new twist.
Okay but I'm using fish Jesus in my campaign
but when will Green man connect up with the other color spectrum and combine to create MANman
God this guy would love fire emblem
There are two ways they usually go with something like that: either praise the artists and say they must also have read the emerald tablets of Thoth, or say "they" are deliberately trying to confuse by mixing real and fantasy. Like how Evangelion is actually only 80% true.
I'm sure some one had said this already but the denisovans weren't giants. And everytime he says it it just really makes me upset how many people just ignore all evidence.
The green man was just natures god the green knight of King Arthur
This is the same guy who made fun of the Spirit science guy.
Now he is doing shadow of Mordor he gotta add stop doing shrooms while gaming
This is one of the stupidest yet most common apocryphal beliefs. Angels and humans were not supposed to have babies, oh geez, if only someone could have seen that coming or done something to prevent it. Maybe a certain creator of the universe with total control over which species are compatible to make babies.
It was always green man
So Greg has been doing shrooms and the payday 2 story
Greg reminds me of an old neighbor who fell for everything from nephilim to the Elizabeth Clare Prophet/Summit Lighthouse survivalist cult stuff. He also believed the moon landing was a cover up for some kind of weapons test on the moon.
My favorite moon conspiracy is Apollo 18. It's no less ridiculous than any other wild take, only it's not pretending to be real and it's a movie.
@@BaronVonQuiply Underrated film. Alternate history sci-fi makes for some of my favorite stories, so it's cool that a sci-fi horror film ran with that premise. Also the moon as a location for spooky happenings doesn't seem to occur much at all so it's cool to see. I just miss when the people who believed this stuff was real didn't have large social media followings.
@@PatDavis1989 I liked the small detail that the Soviet lander had made it, given that they led the space race. It's also believable that they would have covered up a landing mission that never returned.
On a related topic, I asked Terrance Howard to tell me what he thinks it means to square a number, and that I already knew, but wanted him to say it. He never got back to me. Must be too busy proving 2X2=3.
@@PatDavis1989- It's difficult to reach the Moon and we don't have any bases there (or any real presence in orbit). To get there requires a lot of money, personnel, technology, and definite purpose. And the necessary special effects add to the cost of the movie.
Antarctica, by contrast, is accessible to any asshat with money and watercraft or aircraft; there are already research stations there, so a writer can invent one without special pleading; people could end up there by other means, and it's far enough from anywhere that even a regular disaster is Serious Business. All the necessary SFX can be off-the-shelf practical effects.
There are two separate creation stories in Genesis, and Lilith was a later addition to the lore. The Bible has multiple sources.
Catholic clerical garb is derived from the raiment of Roman pagan priests.
of course i dont believe any of this, now let me go 20 mins without a shred of skepticism.............
"...three is my favorite number."
Hello old man, goodnight old man. What a stange man this is indeed.
i think he's suggesting that jesus was only one super figure in the over all web of life, and that there are multiple figures attempting to contact us from the super beings?
2:00. Sigh... Ohio grown. Only seen the Milky Way proper once, on a downtime weekend out in Oregon/Idaho.
It really is... just... wow.
Oh dear god we're are just pretending ionization is just magic.
thank fucking goodness I was never this far gone. not even after I read Snow Crash, by Neal Stephenson
i thought the nephilim were who the women mated with to create the giants......man i cant keep their retcons straight
I thought they were the people cooking up Nephamphetamine in the aisle at WalMart
Im not stoned enough for this yet...
Him taking an issue that even many biblical scholars don’t have and making it some sort of mystery key to his conspiracies is so funny. Sure, I guess his religious belief in The Cone Heads *could* be just as valid as the belief in the Abrahamic God. It’s not like other species similar to humans didn’t already exist before humans, but he seems to think that them existing is enough to make them super smart and powerful and advanced. It’s not an invalid interpretation any more than any other interpretation, but I just kinda doubt it. I feel like it’s kinda more likely that, following the evidence and work of experts, the first creation of man in Genesis was a mythological explanation of all creation while the second one was meant to be an origin story for the specific Hebrew or Porto-Hebrew ethnic group that originated the story. Like there’s mankind that was created, but the “chosen people” were mythologized to have had a special relationship with God that was broken.
I will never understand how people can believe these conspiracies
it was written down in the past. it must have happened. fiction was invented until shakespeare
The late Douglas Adams wrote a -book- prophecy in which the Earth -was- will be destroyed to make way for a hyperspace bypass, and all because the people -didn't- won't even drop by Alpha Centauri once in a while to check local notices.
That's mommy!😂
Actually ancient people worshipped fish because fishes are very cute, there are many benefits being a marine biologist :3
He watched too much Dr Kim
What the Hell happened to this dude?
I just realized that all this guy's videos feel like extremely boring and poorly written Warhammer 40K lore lmao
So at this point you just gave up and got high because nothing makes sense in these videos. Or rather there's nothing that can be responded to in them since it's all basically a long ass rant by Greg.
He has such a way with coming up with the best DnD concepts for the worst conspiracy theories, it's honestly a legit skill at this point
Oh wow i used to watch this guy back in the day in my edgy atheist phase an left when he went alt right i had no idea he went all spirit science
Greg, I don't know what you *think* you're doing with your voice, I don't know how it sounds *in your mind* , but in practice and in reality it oozes sleaze at best, and not in a good way. Not rock and roll sleaze, but like sex offender sleaze and coupled with discomforting smugness to boot.
*ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozes*