Moses vs Santa Claus. Epic Rap Battles of History

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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

Комментарии • 314 тыс.

  • @avengerulsasuke5814
    @avengerulsasuke5814 4 года назад +9838

    "When I was high upon the mountain" has such a different meaning when sang by Snoop

    • @omarclarke55
      @omarclarke55 4 года назад +67

      Lol true

    • @Itsme-xi6uy
      @Itsme-xi6uy 4 года назад +324

      That's the point lmao. I think they might be saying that Moses didn't actually talk to God, he was just high so that made him think that he did.

    • @frapemercenary8502
      @frapemercenary8502 4 года назад +9

      @@Itsme-xi6uy God*

    • @kickeralex4554
      @kickeralex4554 4 года назад +9

      420th like lol

    • @deadshot-6-9-97
      @deadshot-6-9-97 4 года назад +2

      I've noticed that too

  • @Pootasaur
    @Pootasaur 4 года назад +10425

    Took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more Mass...
    Legendary line.

    • @jorgeaguilera4329
      @jorgeaguilera4329 4 года назад +126

      As a catholic, I approve

    • @kittenscatsangelsgods1157
      @kittenscatsangelsgods1157 4 года назад +18

      SantaClausGODDAMN ! ! RIGHT ! ! ! !

    • @kittenscatsangelsgods1157
      @kittenscatsangelsgods1157 4 года назад +9

      Who? SantaClausGOD ! ! did Christ plead TuTu TO Back DOWN-Onratdogsvermin

    • @mightyvonwolf1654
      @mightyvonwolf1654 4 года назад +1

      N P ☠️☠️☠️☠️

    • @tollk1806
      @tollk1806 4 года назад +14

      Legendary indeed, legendary wrong that is. As Christians took the Yule from the pagans and just added more Christ.

  • @amaarsiddique1290
    @amaarsiddique1290 4 года назад +52131

    I still can’t believe they actually got Santa for this

  • @Cyberlisk
    @Cyberlisk Год назад +1186

    I like how Moses' lyrics are really bulky when written but Snoop Dogg manages to make them sound so smooth.

    • @relishtoko2877
      @relishtoko2877 6 месяцев назад +46

      That’s what makes him win he didn’t try as hard to make it rhyme and that made it sound so fire as it’s not normal

    • @matthewdowling6549
      @matthewdowling6549 2 месяца назад +27

      Snoop's been rapping for decades. Think he can navigate a few clunky bars.

    • @thatoneguychad420
      @thatoneguychad420 Месяц назад +2

      Hand me my chisel I got a new commanizzle for yall.

  • @MrEt894
    @MrEt894 3 года назад +18100

    Considering Santa is literally going up against one of them most successful rappers in a rap battle he did a great job.

    • @SenraethX
      @SenraethX 3 года назад +175

      Yes. Literally Santa

    • @MrMan66651
      @MrMan66651 3 года назад +595

      I didn’t know Moses was a successful rapper

    • @MrMan66651
      @MrMan66651 3 года назад +86

      @@johnmachenzie1613 its a joke m8

    • @cheese-nipples-1728
      @cheese-nipples-1728 3 года назад +16

      @@johnmachenzie1613 r/whoosh

    • @mewked
      @mewked 3 года назад +24

      @@cheese-nipples-1728 aw dude you ruined the joke

  • @actualyolo8915
    @actualyolo8915 5 лет назад +84667

    I still can’t believe that they actually got snoop dogg for this

  • @thesovietunion8385
    @thesovietunion8385 5 лет назад +7251

    “You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass...”
    -Moses 2012

    • @RandallWhiskey
      @RandallWhiskey 4 года назад +14

      @@MorphoNyte nah i know what he tried to say its a good line tho

    • @RandallWhiskey
      @RandallWhiskey 4 года назад +6

      @@MorphoNyteit should be you took the christ to the chrismas and just added more mass

    • @thespookyvaginosisnut5984
      @thespookyvaginosisnut5984 4 года назад +4

      That was great

    • @kekelk6505
      @kekelk6505 4 года назад +20

      Many ppl will not get this but that's facts tho

    • @マーク-p1x
      @マーク-p1x 4 года назад +6

      I did not stop laughing when I heard that

  • @adamthevirgo9297
    @adamthevirgo9297 Год назад +2795

    I honestly cannot imagine Snoop Dogg saying no to this 😂

    • @shinymetalrods_
      @shinymetalrods_ Год назад +51

      i mean... he feats for practically anyone who asks

    • @lightyagami1435
      @lightyagami1435 Год назад +9

      420 likes, we cannot ruin that.

    • @michaelfurlong8375
      @michaelfurlong8375 Год назад +3

      Don’t ruin it at 666

    • @AussieBlueDog87
      @AussieBlueDog87 10 месяцев назад +2

      Gotta look I up, snoop song along to There I ruin it remix of Gin and Juice.

    • @fameasser123
      @fameasser123 10 месяцев назад +2

      I wasn't gonna like this but it was stuck at 999 and i think my ocd us telling i need to like it to make it a nice round 1K.

  • @thekaptain9117
    @thekaptain9117 4 года назад +7869

    Fun fact: There is no CGI in this. Lloyd is just that short.

  • @typusl1000
    @typusl1000 4 года назад +5817

    the fact that snoop was wearing adidas pants under his costume makes this so much better.

  • @gwyndolin9231
    @gwyndolin9231 5 лет назад +5636

    "you took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass" ..... wow just *clap*

    • @ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824
      @ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824 5 лет назад +132

      IT TAKES NINE REINDEERS TO HAUL YOUR FAT ASS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @3ball260
      @3ball260 5 лет назад +11

      @@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824 I died at that part XD

    • @miconis123
      @miconis123 5 лет назад +21

      Here's a GPS..who gets lost for 40 years

    • @waldowaggins1330
      @waldowaggins1330 5 лет назад +2

      Destruction 100

    • @gilgameshgl4076
      @gilgameshgl4076 5 лет назад +4

      I think you need to stop smoking all that burning bush

  • @ChadeGB
    @ChadeGB Год назад +197

    Ten years later and Snoop's bad ass smooth delivery still gives me goosebumps.

    • @gk9546
      @gk9546 Год назад +2

      Yess!! I keep coming back and it keeps getting better!

    • @moonhippie1
      @moonhippie1 8 месяцев назад

      Needed to show the new gens what he is all about ❤❤❤

  • @Slobbybobster404
    @Slobbybobster404 4 года назад +4363

    “So much drama in the Israe- L B. C. It’s kinda hard talking directly to the G O single D” my guy referenced his own song lmao

    • @ZombieChan84
      @ZombieChan84 4 года назад +290

      There is actually more to it then that. Yes Its a reference to one of his songs but In this song the BC means before christ. Also the go single d is also clever because the trinity didn't exist until the new testament and in the christian religion you pray to god but through jesus. Since Jesus didn't exist back then it really would be hard talking to god. This is why I love erb literally layers of references.

    • @dimitridan8112
      @dimitridan8112 4 года назад +180

      @@ZombieChan84 also in the jewish religion, you are not allowed to pronounce the name of God. So spelling it could also be a reference to that

    • @masoodgh1131
      @masoodgh1131 4 года назад +98

      @@dimitridan8112 wow so there are 3 references in one line??? Santa should have forfeited

    • @suh6282
      @suh6282 4 года назад +2

      I'm you but better

    • @umai5332
      @umai5332 4 года назад +88

      also “the G O single D” references how people call Snoop the D O double G

  • @brickwall9027
    @brickwall9027 4 года назад +5582

    When Snoop dogg said :"When I was high upon the mountain", you know that the battle was already over

  • @act0rs369
    @act0rs369 4 года назад +8549

    “Thou should not let children sit on a grown mans lap at the mall”
    911, I just witnessed a murder.

    • @darkfun2481
      @darkfun2481 4 года назад +16

      Why 9 11 though I don't see a connection?

    • @princetonthe6443
      @princetonthe6443 4 года назад +91

      Dark Fun bruh

    • @count899
      @count899 4 года назад +100

      I literally thought that you said 9/11 I think I'm retarded.

    • @act0rs369
      @act0rs369 4 года назад +14

      Count LOL

    • @shambosaha9727
      @shambosaha9727 4 года назад +51

      @@darkfun2481 911 is the number you call for the police in the USA.

  • @elmaquiavelico5709
    @elmaquiavelico5709 11 месяцев назад +163

    1:17
    Snoop Dogg finally listened to Santa's advice.

    • @brutal_slav4257
      @brutal_slav4257 8 месяцев назад +11

      That was an ad he made. Snoop still smokes

  • @ri5546
    @ri5546 3 года назад +10335

    “You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass” that’s probably the best verse in the history of ERB

    • @pizzaman9859
      @pizzaman9859 3 года назад +26

      Facts

    • @eonsinfinity534
      @eonsinfinity534 3 года назад +140

      I dont know.... i think you need to stop smoking all that burning bush is a pretty good line.

    • @putalover4519
      @putalover4519 3 года назад +24

      Wolverine strap on line better but that verse is still hard

    • @codfam644
      @codfam644 3 года назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @yanyan07
      @yanyan07 3 года назад +63

      nope miss carriage is the best

  • @jynxed66six54
    @jynxed66six54 5 лет назад +7231

    Still cant believe they got the real santa for this video

    • @ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824
      @ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824 5 лет назад +159

      *SMOKES WEED EVERY DAY* WHEN I WAS HIGH UPON THE MOUNTAIN

    • @blu3gam3r_74
      @blu3gam3r_74 5 лет назад +11

      Lol

    • @purplefire3377
      @purplefire3377 5 лет назад +23

      Can’t believe they got the actual letter “a” this video

    • @silyima
      @silyima 5 лет назад +42

      They also got the real moses

    • @beatsbyelvis6890
      @beatsbyelvis6890 5 лет назад +16

      @@purplefire3377 you tried way too hard on that one buddy

  • @trashcansign
    @trashcansign 3 года назад +39852

    This Moses guy is pretty good, he should rap for real

    • @alyx669
      @alyx669 3 года назад +2138

      I think he'd sound great behind a West Coast type beat. But what do I know

    • @nahuel6276
      @nahuel6276 3 года назад +415

      Yee good idea

    • @ryancpetre
      @ryancpetre 3 года назад +937

      He's okay. He has potential but I can't see him doing it professionally tbh

    • @wvXvxvXvw
      @wvXvxvXvw 3 года назад +1114

      @@jedidiahkalisa8316 Wow. How the hell did you figure that out?

    • @yoshpeters3079
      @yoshpeters3079 3 года назад +584

      @@jedidiahkalisa8316 you ruined the joke

  • @MrHappyBunnyMann
    @MrHappyBunnyMann Год назад +80

    Still getting comments after 10 years i love it

  • @BiggusNickus
    @BiggusNickus 3 года назад +10472

    I like how Moses' first line was "when I was high.."

    • @mattsoukup1789
      @mattsoukup1789 3 года назад +195

      I would have given you a like but you already have 420, so enjoy sir.

    • @merkey2188
      @merkey2188 3 года назад +19

      @@mattsoukup1789 nice

    • @BiggusNickus
      @BiggusNickus 3 года назад +20

      @@mattsoukup1789 Ha, cheers buddy. Guess I missed that moment.

    • @anattackhelicopter2680
      @anattackhelicopter2680 3 года назад +49

      It's snoop Dogg. It makes perfect sense

    • @Sh1zbyname22
      @Sh1zbyname22 3 года назад +3

      Lool

  • @davidnissim589
    @davidnissim589 3 года назад +2841

    "When I was high upon the mountain..."
    Yes Snoop, we know.

  • @cyrilgigee4630
    @cyrilgigee4630 4 года назад +2294

    Honestly, Santa was really done dirty, he came with straight polar winds, would have stomped just about anybody that wasn't played by Snoop Dogg.

    • @declanbrown5056
      @declanbrown5056 4 года назад +156

      Agreed. 60-70% of the time Santa would've destroyed his opponent. He got pitted against arguably the greatest rapper in the entire series..

    • @strawberryjam1150
      @strawberryjam1150 4 года назад +7

      THATS ALSO WHAT I WAS THINKING 💀

    • @YoBoyNero
      @YoBoyNero 4 года назад +14

      Snoop was offbeat asf what is y’all talking about so the only reason y’all gave snoop the win is cuz of the fact that he’s snoop dogg and didn’t actually listen to Santa bars?

    • @goodestboi7692
      @goodestboi7692 4 года назад +29

      @@YoBoyNero are you actually dumb or just acting dumb?

    • @davidpetrushevsky2973
      @davidpetrushevsky2973 3 года назад +16

      @@goodestboi7692 pretty sure the guy choked. which is why he never replied

  • @deathlobster8179
    @deathlobster8179 Год назад +28

    ERB made some of the most classic videos on RUclips with so much rewatching potential.

  • @delarkaBCN
    @delarkaBCN 5 лет назад +13317

    that Moses guy is good, he should pursue a career in music
    (edit) you dummies...

    • @voidrev909
      @voidrev909 5 лет назад +814

      i agree,he seems like a cool guy

    • @dylanstaes9863
      @dylanstaes9863 5 лет назад +123

      Are you guys trolling

    • @delarkaBCN
      @delarkaBCN 5 лет назад +636

      @@dylanstaes9863 im totally serious

    • @delarkaBCN
      @delarkaBCN 5 лет назад +574

      @@guyfugs2539 you're making this shit up. Nobody in the world heard about Snoop Dog. The only rapper i know is Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr

    • @samhimstone8941
      @samhimstone8941 5 лет назад +159

      @@guyfugs2539 r/wooosh

  • @mahino420
    @mahino420 4 года назад +5529

    snoop dogg automatically wins for just being there even if he didnt say anything and just smoked some weed

  • @chaselane8034
    @chaselane8034 Год назад +7166

    I remember when this came out I realized how much Clout ERB actually had, snoop a chill guy

    • @MyBoatHasAFlatTire
      @MyBoatHasAFlatTire Год назад +29

      A thousand likes and no comments? Lemme destroy that.

    • @TheSpeedingLazer
      @TheSpeedingLazer Год назад +6

      @@MyBoatHasAFlatTire fr tho

    • @ramseydehalla8678
      @ramseydehalla8678 Год назад +12

      @@MyBoatHasAFlatTire aw yep lemme help with that, props to snoop for being the dopest(XD) Moses ever

    • @CameronLePizza
      @CameronLePizza Год назад +91

      At the time the ERB was made, ERB was working with Maker's Studios while Snoop Dog was in his Snoop Lion phase, he was working with Maker Studio's too, so that's how they got Snoop on ERB.

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd Год назад +1

      They both one that one it was a draw

  • @Teddycat07
    @Teddycat07 Год назад +120

    I love how all the elves gasp when Santa says “no bacon”

  • @57GIJoe
    @57GIJoe 3 года назад +8736

    Every time I see this, I HAVE to give it to Snoop. It's like.. he was made for this.

    • @moggie
      @moggie 3 года назад +19

      Lmao

    • @LiveZombie120
      @LiveZombie120 2 года назад +32

      Does he already rap?

    • @zsaz4453
      @zsaz4453 2 года назад +46

      Like he should rap as job

    • @verynormalvic
      @verynormalvic 2 года назад +29

      @@mralbertoooo r/woosh

    • @LK1419_
      @LK1419_ 2 года назад +2

      He's been trash 🗑️

  • @user-jr5ju4kb1s
    @user-jr5ju4kb1s 4 года назад +3006

    I think Snoop just got high then wandered into ERB

    • @masonaadland2811
      @masonaadland2811 3 года назад +113

      He probably knocked out the actor supposed to play moses and the producers just hought snoop was the original actor

    • @godspeedhero3671
      @godspeedhero3671 3 года назад +81

      "Yo, I sensed the presence of rap up in this bizzle. What chy'all know about the Bibizzle?"

    • @Kisamon
      @Kisamon 3 года назад +13

      This comment just so underrated lmao.

    • @wolvie1618
      @wolvie1618 3 года назад +10

      Honestly can see that

    • @carloutube
      @carloutube 3 года назад +8

      Milky honeys

  • @petulantpeterturbo
    @petulantpeterturbo 3 года назад +12813

    Ok, I can already tell they let Snoop write his own part, one line in and already he won.

    • @aeternadeid.7430
      @aeternadeid.7430 3 года назад +603

      I disagree. Who gets lost for 40 years was the highlight for me. It's a 50/50.

    • @Truthorfib
      @Truthorfib 3 года назад +566

      The burning bush got me lmao 😂 But that Mass part and mall part was savage

    • @davidnissim589
      @davidnissim589 3 года назад +735

      @@aeternadeid.7430 That was a good line, but it doesn't get any better than "you took the Christ outta Christmas and just added more Mass"

    • @Hunter-dl1gd
      @Hunter-dl1gd 3 года назад +239

      @@davidnissim589 honestly snoop got more love cause it’s snoop but I think Santa held his own and it was very close. Much closer than people give credit

    • @kristyandesouza5980
      @kristyandesouza5980 3 года назад +60

      "when i was high"

  • @KranoxGaming
    @KranoxGaming Год назад +64

    Love that Snoop is still wearing some track pants underneath his costume 😁

    • @oliivey2302
      @oliivey2302 Год назад

      How’d you know that?

    • @KranoxGaming
      @KranoxGaming Год назад +4

      @@oliivey2302 1:47 bro, when snoop was walking out

  • @m.m6726
    @m.m6726 4 года назад +4061

    The fact that Snoop Dogg was Moses will be always iconic

    • @eiknujeciehtmij492
      @eiknujeciehtmij492 4 года назад +3

      serial killers fascinate me who’s snoop Dogg?

    • @skeletonskelly5075
      @skeletonskelly5075 4 года назад +25

      weedycombat96
      What the fuck? You can’t be serious...

    • @aminlee5275
      @aminlee5275 4 года назад +4

      Skeleton Skelly wooooooshhh

    • @fren2488
      @fren2488 4 года назад +21

      Should I still can't believe they got Snoop Dogg on this and imagine if they got Eminem in season 6

    • @aminlee5275
      @aminlee5275 4 года назад +2

      Dallas Delgado 2 would be nice but Em is not a type of person to do this xd

  • @corenchiereynaldo2417
    @corenchiereynaldo2417 Год назад +15160

    Wow.... that guy that did Moses was great. If he keeps it up, he'll be a great rapper someday.

  • @mang8738
    @mang8738 5 лет назад +3256

    It's not a snoop dogg verse unless there's at least ONE *Izzle*

  • @Lofirainbows
    @Lofirainbows Год назад +29

    00:36 "You btoke your own law," and then he does a gesture to represent moses breaking his staff in anger. Such a subtle reference I completely missed it before

  • @Nikkidafox
    @Nikkidafox 5 лет назад +3101

    The thing is that Santa actually had some really good verses. It's just that... I mean, snoop.

    • @frank_diesal
      @frank_diesal 5 лет назад +9

      Adude601 no fr😂😂😂😂

    • @pcvrisepic
      @pcvrisepic 5 лет назад +49

      Adude601 snoop wins automatically

    • @omarclarke55
      @omarclarke55 4 года назад +68

      Santa won with bars but snoop won because.... Well he is snoop

    • @pinheadlarry2506
      @pinheadlarry2506 4 года назад +5

      EW FURRYYYYY

    • @cheesyraptor4494
      @cheesyraptor4494 4 года назад +2

      Yay a furry thats hot

  • @FrozenShadow007
    @FrozenShadow007 3 года назад +9642

    Best flow: Moses
    Best disses: Moses
    Overall winner: children at the mall

  • @luigiluka
    @luigiluka 9 лет назад +9172

    AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CA'T BELIEVE THAT THEY GOT SNOOP FUCKING DOGG ON ERB?

    • @zhaitae2470
      @zhaitae2470 9 лет назад +305

      Apparently these people have don't know who that is, I have been looking through the comment section just for that, it's either that or their just complaining about religion or ethnicity.

    • @luigiluka
      @luigiluka 9 лет назад +44

      Aye.

    • @wanderedowl421
      @wanderedowl421 9 лет назад +184

      Luigi-Luka Seriously, I came down to the comments to see who else was amazed by it, and it took me forever to just find you.

    • @Kalmo_
      @Kalmo_ 9 лет назад +31

      Yea snooplion is da legend

    • @Joker44131
      @Joker44131 9 лет назад +61

      Snoop, does not give a shit about anything. exept weed and homies. U can get him anywhere, he can get fun

  • @JLHack7
    @JLHack7 Год назад +48

    The whole song was fire.
    But Snoop 1:31 saying "G-O-single D" is just brilliant.

    • @lasbrujazz
      @lasbrujazz Год назад +2

      Gotta thank Snoop for ERB referring Gin and Juice into this verse.

    • @thatguywithoutadoubt
      @thatguywithoutadoubt 7 месяцев назад +2

      He tried not to violate 10 commandments because...
      Thou shall not use God's name in a nonsensical meaning.

  • @RealLifeManFace
    @RealLifeManFace 5 лет назад +4028

    When I was “high” upon the mountain. LOL

  • @Joel-js2gk
    @Joel-js2gk 4 года назад +3241

    To this day, I believe nobody wrote Snoop's lines for him, he just improv'd the whole thing in one shot

    • @kingcobra2858
      @kingcobra2858 3 года назад +16

      I didnt know that. Is that true?

    • @Resident13thStreet
      @Resident13thStreet 3 года назад +261

      @@kingcobra2858 “i still believe that” implies that it’s a wish, obviously the lines were written lmao

    • @zain6008
      @zain6008 3 года назад +17

      He improvd a bit of it according to the bts or at least tinkered sith the lines a little

    • @pizzaman9859
      @pizzaman9859 3 года назад +11

      Gigantic brain

    • @canaanrichardson5422
      @canaanrichardson5422 3 года назад +28

      @@Resident13thStreet maybe they were written BY Snoop tho

  • @KwanHopkins
    @KwanHopkins 5 лет назад +2784

    Seven years later and I just realized Moses is wearing Adidas track pants.

  • @ladirectora2273
    @ladirectora2273 Год назад +22

    Listened to this when I was 10 and didn't know any english.
    It took me 10 years to finally appreciate this jewel

  • @MylesMarrero
    @MylesMarrero 3 года назад +4584

    “You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass” STILL hits hard as fuck

    • @KingQwertzlbrmpf
      @KingQwertzlbrmpf 2 года назад +6

      Not really considering that christ doesn't belong into the saturnalia in the first place.

    • @MylesMarrero
      @MylesMarrero 2 года назад +103

      @@KingQwertzlbrmpf That’s not what the bar is about????? Haven’t you ever heard the phrase “Put Christ back in Christmas” or “Keep Christ in Christmas” before?

    • @KingQwertzlbrmpf
      @KingQwertzlbrmpf 2 года назад +3

      @@MylesMarrero Of course i heard that phrase. I merely pointed out that the phrase doesn't make any sense.

    • @MylesMarrero
      @MylesMarrero 2 года назад +53

      @@KingQwertzlbrmpf Why doesn't it make sense? Christmas, the Christian holiday celebrating the birth of Christ, involves Christ (obviously). The wordplay of the bar is that he's calling Santa fat, "added more mass". How does this not make sense to you

    • @KingQwertzlbrmpf
      @KingQwertzlbrmpf 2 года назад +17

      @@MylesMarrero Christmas is not originally a christian holiday. The original name of the holiday was "Saturnalia", a roman festival celebrating the god of agriculture saturn. To make a long and complicated story short, when christianity rose to popularity they simply claimed the holiday for themselves and renamed it as "christmas". Jesus has nothing to do with that, it's a common conversion tactic that christianity used at every opportunity.
      Jesus wasn't even born on christmas. While we do not know for certain when the historical jesus was actually born, most scholars place his actual birthday somewhere around march. His birthday was moved by church tradition specifically to coincide with the Saturnalia in order to claim the Saturnalia as a christian holiday.

  • @sincerely.mmonique
    @sincerely.mmonique 4 года назад +5149

    I still can't believe they actually got Elves for this

    • @ERB
      @ERB  4 года назад +813

      i lolled

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 4 года назад +164

      @@ERB hold up

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 4 года назад +151

      @@ERB THIS WAS YEARS AGO

    • @Billy-xn9ez
      @Billy-xn9ez 4 года назад +201

      @@ERB legends. Still replying to comments on 8 year old videos

    • @idk-ww5th
      @idk-ww5th 4 года назад +46

      @@ERB YALL REALLY REPLIED OH MY

  • @dwalt6592
    @dwalt6592 4 года назад +5069

    Me: why Moses look like snoop?
    Moses: smokes joint
    Me: oh

  • @youcallmeaashik
    @youcallmeaashik Год назад +77

    Moses should consider an actual career in music. Very talented!

  • @SnappyPenguin566
    @SnappyPenguin566 3 года назад +4512

    "You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass."
    Me: *deceased*

    • @KingQwertzlbrmpf
      @KingQwertzlbrmpf 2 года назад +13

      It's not like christ belongs into the saturnalia in the first place so...

    • @Johndoe-jd
      @Johndoe-jd 2 года назад +18

      So is some Egyptian dude

    • @Cuban20
      @Cuban20 2 года назад +2

      @@KingQwertzlbrmpf True

    • @bigfella2343
      @bigfella2343 2 года назад +4

      @@Johndoe-jd buried in sand

    • @ethanjacobrosca7833
      @ethanjacobrosca7833 2 года назад +7

      Well that like basically encapsulates how modern Christmas celebrations have become heavily commercialized and focused on buying gifts for loved ones

  • @lnightshadell05
    @lnightshadell05 3 года назад +3711

    This ERB is now a Christmas classic. It's not december if I don't watch Moses and Santa dropping some rhymes.

    • @shoshimp1309
      @shoshimp1309 3 года назад +19

      Here i am sitting with my latkes and menorah watching the traditional ERB holiday vid XD

    • @markokuhar670
      @markokuhar670 3 года назад

      FACTS

    • @pizzaman9859
      @pizzaman9859 3 года назад

      Same

    • @pizzaman9859
      @pizzaman9859 3 года назад

      @@hypnodance facts

    • @kabouterwesley83
      @kabouterwesley83 3 года назад +4

      This and Hans Gruber getting tossed of the Nakatomi tower. doesn't get more christmas than that!

  • @manents22
    @manents22 8 лет назад +4132

    I still cant get over the: "You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass"

    • @clairebrooks79
      @clairebrooks79 8 лет назад +7

      Ikr

    • @memecollection8035
      @memecollection8035 8 лет назад +81

      takes 9 raindears to hall to fat ass

    • @pikachu4713
      @pikachu4713 8 лет назад +2

      Ikr

    • @prosimian
      @prosimian 8 лет назад +62

      "I'll split yo ass in half like I did the red sea"
      That one was pretty genius too

    • @BrokenKey
      @BrokenKey 8 лет назад +1

      +Francy Manenti damn! I just was about to say that haha

  • @ChesedSephirahOfWelfare
    @ChesedSephirahOfWelfare Год назад +16

    "You took the Christ outta Christmas and just added more mass"
    Autowin issued.

  • @Kitschensyngk
    @Kitschensyngk 5 лет назад +2450

    "You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass." What more can you add to that?
    WINNER: MOSES

    • @peterparise4868
      @peterparise4868 5 лет назад +13

      incorrect.winner:pompey

    • @SynneDennis
      @SynneDennis 5 лет назад +4

      @@peterparise4868 "YEAHHH!"

    • @raincloud6414
      @raincloud6414 5 лет назад +2

      @@peterparise4868 Macedonians aren't worthy opponents.

    • @gilgameshgl4076
      @gilgameshgl4076 5 лет назад +5

      I think you need to stop smoking all that burning bush too

    • @danielfolks6997
      @danielfolks6997 5 лет назад +6

      Santa won with the "who gets lost for 40 years" line

  • @AcidAroma
    @AcidAroma 8 лет назад +1213

    "You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass" xD

  • @incognito_mode5741
    @incognito_mode5741 3 года назад +2800

    Damn Moses, I tought that it was written "Thou shall not kill"

    • @Jude300c
      @Jude300c 3 года назад +9

      Lmfao!

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 3 года назад +100

      And the Lord said "Lo, I shall make an exception", and it was good.

    • @incognito_mode5741
      @incognito_mode5741 3 года назад +4

      @@nicholasfarrell5981 hell yeah it was!

    • @jaimelannister1797
      @jaimelannister1797 3 года назад +1

      @Convert why’s Moses need to get the commandments to know murder his wrong? Also why is god choosing to drown people?

    • @jaimelannister1797
      @jaimelannister1797 3 года назад

      @Convert alr some people actually use that as an excuse so I couldn’t tell

  • @bokytobl
    @bokytobl Год назад +55

    10 years and still the best Epic Rap Battle ever.

  • @A_Casual_Observer
    @A_Casual_Observer 3 года назад +3794

    I still can't believe that they actually got Moses for this.

  • @DerHaus
    @DerHaus 6 лет назад +2488

    "When I was high upon the mountain...." Moses won.
    Still watching in 2018, miss you guys.

  • @ERB
    @ERB  4 года назад +10803

    Merry Christmas Homies!

    • @fruitberriesfan2084
      @fruitberriesfan2084 4 года назад +144

      You took Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass.
      Not cool ERB, Not cool...

    • @gocrazygostupid7254
      @gocrazygostupid7254 4 года назад +58

      “Fatass Papa Smurf”

    • @thelowkeyspy
      @thelowkeyspy 4 года назад +126

      Cant believe this was 7 years ago! I was only 10 when this came, love you guys

    • @robertlinke2666
      @robertlinke2666 4 года назад +3

      you guys too!

    • @surtrlombarde4243
      @surtrlombarde4243 4 года назад +12

      Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! 🖤♥️🖤♥️

  • @stephaniewordwoman
    @stephaniewordwoman Год назад +18

    Not to be cliche or anything, but that pharaoh in the snow line was ice cold. Moses, hands down. Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, and etc., y’all.

  • @gijswolfs8915
    @gijswolfs8915 8 лет назад +3485

    'You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass'. that line fuckin won it all

    • @williamgarcia356
      @williamgarcia356 8 лет назад +78

      It was clever as fuck

    • @ルア-x9x
      @ルア-x9x 8 лет назад +1

      lol

    • @heyitsmarbles
      @heyitsmarbles 8 лет назад +43

      "So much drama in the Israel B.C., it's kinda hard talkin directly to the G.O single D" is what won me over

    • @gijswolfs8915
      @gijswolfs8915 8 лет назад +16

      BurnHaloz to me the other line was better since The Israel BC is just a wordplay on some of his own lines, adding more mass to christmas is a full on insult and burn

    • @martianshoes
      @martianshoes 8 лет назад +12

      The fat assed papa smurf thing did it for me. But c'mon....all the ERBs and someone wants to head cut with Snoop???

  • @VulKus117
    @VulKus117 5 лет назад +15356

    Santa would have won, but Snoop isn't losing to anyone.

  • @digbyfire5446
    @digbyfire5446 4 года назад +5077

    That Snoop Dogg guy is talented, he should be a rapper!

  • @SilentBobMarley
    @SilentBobMarley Год назад +12

    One of my go to Christmas songs since I first heard it 9+ years ago and it still makes me laugh. Classic!

  • @vozz4826
    @vozz4826 3 года назад +1998

    “Thou shall not let children sit on grown man laps at the mall”
    Cancel Santa 2022

  • @thievinglittlegoblin404
    @thievinglittlegoblin404 4 года назад +1621

    "Hand me my chisel, I got a new comandizzle for y'all"
    is possibly the best rhyme I've ever heard

  • @sushiboy1051
    @sushiboy1051 4 года назад +715

    You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass
    God: that’s my Moses

    • @joshual4513
      @joshual4513 4 года назад +18

      @RS - 07LE 930638 Dolphin Sr PS, the point was that Christmas has become much less religious these days, all about "mass" which is material value instead of spiritual. That, plus the fact that it is insulting Santa Claus because "mass" can mean fat, and also if you take out "Christ" in "Christmas" you have "mas", are the three meanings of that line.

    • @joshual4513
      @joshual4513 4 года назад

      @RS - 07LE 930638 Dolphin Sr PS, well to Christians it still is a religious event, but I was talking about the point of that verse. Moses was saying that Santa made Christmas LESS Christian, which was my point.

  • @Rster103
    @Rster103 Год назад +9

    "Christ out of Christmas and added more Mass" holy shit he killed him

  • @TechnoXII
    @TechnoXII 4 года назад +3033

    “Thou shalt not let children sit on a grown man’s lap in the mall”

  • @sirboofy5977
    @sirboofy5977 5 лет назад +2252

    “Got a new commandizzel for yall thou shall not sit on a grown mans lap at the mall” 💀

    • @GenocidalSquid
      @GenocidalSquid 5 лет назад +50

      Swag Bayazi, that’s actually true. It actually kinda creepy.

    • @moinmahmud6265
      @moinmahmud6265 5 лет назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @nathanielb.2561
      @nathanielb.2561 5 лет назад +22

      @@GenocidalSquid you leave milk and cookies out so a fat man can break in to your house and the leaves presents for your children. theres a lot messed up with santa

    • @leeanagaylerama5405
      @leeanagaylerama5405 5 лет назад +2

      Yuh?!

    • @traviscrowell8946
      @traviscrowell8946 5 лет назад +5

      Iron Wolf and he watches your children while they sleep

  • @cakammanable
    @cakammanable 4 года назад +1544

    Seriously still to this day can't believe they convince snoop to do one of these

    • @420f37
      @420f37 4 года назад +53

      Can't believed they actually got the stone tablet to play as the ten commandments

    • @h.m.ha.n.h5328
      @h.m.ha.n.h5328 4 года назад +1

      Money hella convincing

    • @between_mistral_and_mahrinui
      @between_mistral_and_mahrinui 4 года назад +2

      lol my brother is that you

    • @Aaron_GKV
      @Aaron_GKV 4 года назад +2

      well, they got the actual Skrillex in Skrillex (in the live version) VS Mozart and Weird Al Yankovic in Sir Isaac Newton VS Bill Nye so... yeah!

    • @madhatter6477
      @madhatter6477 4 года назад

      Me to

  • @youssefoueini5935
    @youssefoueini5935 2 месяца назад +4

    10 years later i got recommended this gem again... thanks youtube almost forgot about this

  • @kevin6988
    @kevin6988 5 лет назад +1208

    My man Santa was killing it, but snoopy came in for the win

    • @ReaperofValhalla
      @ReaperofValhalla 5 лет назад +20

      Kevin Cherveny snoop forgot he was supposed to be mosses and murdered santa on a beat with mosses for a theme

    • @Luckyheraclius89
      @Luckyheraclius89 5 лет назад

      Ru crips

  • @LapplandMapping
    @LapplandMapping 6 лет назад +7065

    "We ain't slaves, we're magical workers, man"
    -Soviet union citizens, 1933

  • @Fire-Manz
    @Fire-Manz 4 года назад +1166

    2012 me: Ain't that snoop Dogg?
    2017 Me: Oh shit, it is snoop Dogg!
    2019 Me: Yep, Still snoop Dogg!

    • @michaelchallis4129
      @michaelchallis4129 4 года назад +10

      Did you do anything else during that time?

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 4 года назад +3

      lmao do you think they're gonna change the actor? cause I've got some news for you

    • @curtishamilton5342
      @curtishamilton5342 4 года назад +3

      the next guy
      Is it that Geico could save you 15% or more on car insurance?

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 4 года назад +1

      @@curtishamilton5342 what

    • @filipwestling1549
      @filipwestling1549 4 года назад +1

      Um, actually, this was when he was high of his tits and went under Snoop Lion.
      Apparently even Snoop can smoke too much.

  • @Zayasuega
    @Zayasuega Год назад +6

    I remember watching this as a 10 year old when this first came out and I never realized how hard the “you took the Christ out of Christmas and added more mass” bar was 🔥🔥

  • @mikkicarr5717
    @mikkicarr5717 9 лет назад +5222

    "You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass"
    Best line.

    • @timmykarel234
      @timmykarel234 9 лет назад +9

      Lol

    • @shoo99ful
      @shoo99ful 9 лет назад +71

      Did you guys realise that the elf said deez nuts

    • @mikkicarr5717
      @mikkicarr5717 9 лет назад +4

      You Tube
      Yep. So true.

    • @tatsuroy1028
      @tatsuroy1028 9 лет назад +51

      "Hand me my chisel i got a new commandizzle for yall thou shall not let children sit on a grown mans lap at the mall" thats the best

    • @samwitherspoon6919
      @samwitherspoon6919 9 лет назад +5

      Snoop doggy dogg on that hands fuckin down!

  • @Gabriel-ex4cf
    @Gabriel-ex4cf 3 года назад +4574

    Me after Santa's first verse: Damn that was pretty good, I think he might have this
    *Sees that Moses is played by Snoop Dogg* : Moses wins

    • @kage1061
      @kage1061 3 года назад +54

      Twas the way God intended!

    • @ImBatman9391
      @ImBatman9391 2 года назад +20

      Howd they even get snoop?!

    • @kriptonite981
      @kriptonite981 2 года назад +109

      @@ImBatman9391 they gave him some burning bush

    • @ImBatman9391
      @ImBatman9391 2 года назад +7

      @@kriptonite981 LMFAO but fr

    • @claiminglight
      @claiminglight 2 года назад +9

      You know what, I think I have to go the other way. Santa's writing was just so much stronger.

  • @randomonio
    @randomonio Год назад +5811

    Snoop won instantly in his first verse lmao

    • @lordmuhehe4605
      @lordmuhehe4605 Год назад +115

      Santa obliterated him, you're just saying that because Snoop.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Год назад +305

      Snoop's inital flow into the beat was genuinely incredible. His speed and rhyme scheme was an amazing rush

    • @ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle
      @ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle Год назад +336

      @@lordmuhehe4605 "you took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass" disagrees with you

    • @Xav_Edits
      @Xav_Edits Год назад +15

      @@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle To add on, 90M people disagree

    • @joukeschat2486
      @joukeschat2486 Год назад +19

      @@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle "who gets lost for 40 years" is about as strong Imo

  • @flamingpaxtsc
    @flamingpaxtsc 10 месяцев назад +3

    Another December, another listen to this jolly-good rap battle 🔥🔥

  • @abrahamlincoln8748
    @abrahamlincoln8748 4 года назад +3825

    Santa: raps to the best of his ability
    Moses: *casually rolls blunt* “when I was high up on the mountain God revealed the truth of the earth, but he never mentioned a fat ass papa Smurf”
    K.O.

    • @ariz1516
      @ariz1516 4 года назад +59

      i mean you gotta listen to honest abe

    • @YoBoyNero
      @YoBoyNero 4 года назад +7

      He came in offbeat common now lol y’all trippin

    • @ariz1516
      @ariz1516 4 года назад +53

      @@YoBoyNero but... but it's snoop diggity dogg. He always wins.

    • @randallmokjialung3592
      @randallmokjialung3592 4 года назад +3

      @Kate Mcbride bruh chill

    • @ProPilotKo
      @ProPilotKo 4 года назад +4

      Destroyed in seconds

  • @gat-o7307
    @gat-o7307 5 лет назад +1499

    "Israe-L B.C."
    bro
    LBC = Long Beach Crips
    I'm finally old enough to understand that line

    • @carbonreptile5437
      @carbonreptile5437 5 лет назад +3

      Gat-o NANI??!!!

    • @MillionTheVermillion
      @MillionTheVermillion 5 лет назад +77

      I'm pretty sure when he said "B.C." he meant "Before Christ". Moses' story comes before Jesus' in the bible.

    • @tinocarrion9406
      @tinocarrion9406 5 лет назад +12

      Merrick Solidor r/woooosh

    • @TheQueensAce719
      @TheQueensAce719 5 лет назад +65

      Double entendre. He was both talking about the LBC and Israel B.C. That's how a good rapper raps.

    • @meganleslie9069
      @meganleslie9069 5 лет назад +6

      Look up "double entendre"

  • @NoahClevinger
    @NoahClevinger Год назад +3671

    It's almost Christmas so I decided to revisit this absolute classic. Still just as good as I remember it.

    • @zoot7981
      @zoot7981 Год назад +2

      Same

    • @mikevignola4213
      @mikevignola4213 Год назад +4

      Santa is right, Moses was the first mass murderer. How many soldiers did he kill when the red sea unparted?

    • @SingSweetSitri
      @SingSweetSitri Год назад

      Same

    • @adnan_honest_jihadist5775
      @adnan_honest_jihadist5775 Год назад

      yet you celebrate it despite it going against God

    • @adnan_honest_jihadist5775
      @adnan_honest_jihadist5775 Год назад

      @@mikevignola4213 ah come one dont make that nonesense the soldiers were evil thats why he had to do it and bcs Allah ordered it to

  • @My170TTV
    @My170TTV Год назад +6

    Einstein vs Hawking: I'm the snoop dogg of science
    Moses vs Santa claus: features Snoop Dogg

  • @spectralrpg8402
    @spectralrpg8402 4 года назад +786

    "You took the christ out of christmas and just added more mass"
    *I dont care what universe you're from thats gotta hurt!*

  • @giftedrinnegan-3482
    @giftedrinnegan-3482 5 лет назад +783

    “You just took the Christ out of Christmas and added more mass.”
    Damn snoop, chill 😂😂

  • @jasonorefice8122
    @jasonorefice8122 5 лет назад +2686

    Anyone still amazed to this day that they got snoop dogg lop

    • @djeby2990
      @djeby2990 5 лет назад +11

      Yep

    • @mijaco999
      @mijaco999 5 лет назад +67

      Snoop dogg will perform for anyone for the right money.

    • @jethex3542
      @jethex3542 5 лет назад +76

      @@mijaco999 honestly, with an artist like Snoog Dogg you'd also have to remember they have the freedom to do whatever they want, since they arent too dependend on the money.

    • @zachlor4579
      @zachlor4579 5 лет назад +16

      And later they got T-Pain

    • @YoniIsrael
      @YoniIsrael 5 лет назад +46

      they later got WeirdAl Yankovic
      and real-life Skrilex went to one of their live shows to battle Mozart

  • @kingofsomething3250
    @kingofsomething3250 Год назад +4

    Merry Christmas!

  • @zayy3534
    @zayy3534 6 лет назад +1496

    Moses: When i was high upon the mountain god reviled the earth but he never mentioned a fat ass papa smurf😂😂😂

    • @taylorpack2839
      @taylorpack2839 6 лет назад +9

      Zaynab M lmao 😂 that was gold

    • @angelmartinson5216
      @angelmartinson5216 6 лет назад +2

      Lol 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @misterzzz9895
      @misterzzz9895 6 лет назад +3

      I FCKING DIED LAUGHING

    • @mythorganizer4222
      @mythorganizer4222 6 лет назад +10

      And "You just took Christ outta Christmas to add more mass

    • @lamardavis2300
      @lamardavis2300 6 лет назад +1

      Satan likes your comment cuz u got 666 likes my fella and i.aint gonna add my like to it

  • @eyrist1369
    @eyrist1369 5 лет назад +2180

    Snoop: blows smoke
    Snoop, immediately after: "when i was HIGH upon the mountain"

    • @Iron-Black-Sabbath-Maiden
      @Iron-Black-Sabbath-Maiden 5 лет назад +50

      This is my favorite from all the battles. I love that high on top the mountain line, and also when he said with so much drama in the Israe-l B. C is kinda hard talking Directly to the G O single D. I couldn't stop laughing.

    • @nathanielb.2561
      @nathanielb.2561 5 лет назад +20

      I think you need to stop smoking all that burning bush

    • @Iron-Black-Sabbath-Maiden
      @Iron-Black-Sabbath-Maiden 5 лет назад +3

      @@nathanielb.2561 all of it very funny

    • @fuckyshityfuckshit
      @fuckyshityfuckshit 5 лет назад +8

      Nothing gets past you eh buddy

    • @ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824
      @ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824 5 лет назад +10

      GOD REVEALED THE TRUTHS OF THE EARTH BUT HE NEVER MENTIONED A FAT ASS PAPA SMURF IT TAKES NINE REINDEERS TO HAUL YOUR FAT ASS YOU TOOK THE CHRIST OUTTA CHRISTMAS AND JUST ADDED MORE MAS[S]

  • @icyblue2602
    @icyblue2602 8 лет назад +661

    "When I was high upon the mountain God revealed the truths of the Earth, but he never mentioned a fat ass Papa Smurf"
    Best line XD

  • @barri_tony
    @barri_tony Год назад +4

    Listening to this on Christmas is littt

  • @breezingby2611
    @breezingby2611 3 года назад +2587

    “Though shall not let children sit on a grown man’s lap at the mall”
    Took a few years, but Coronavirus is gonna put that commandment into action

  • @snapdr4g0nz
    @snapdr4g0nz 8 лет назад +1807

    "You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass"
    Get. Fucking. Slain.

    • @Merecir
      @Merecir 8 лет назад +12

      Christians took the name Yule out of yuletide but kept all the other traditions.
      That is why the stuff we do for 'Christmas' has nothing to do with Jesus.
      Santa is just simply Odin with a red coat.

    • @nedkelly8958
      @nedkelly8958 8 лет назад +9

      When i was high upon the mountain, God revealed the truths of the Earth, but he never mentioned a fat ass Papa Smurf

    • @acatthatgrins6257
      @acatthatgrins6257 8 лет назад +4

      +Dodgy Dingoz it takes nine reindeers to pull your fat ass

    • @nedkelly8958
      @nedkelly8958 8 лет назад +11

      You took the Christ outta Christmas and just added more mass!

    • @jaxfed8478
      @jaxfed8478 8 лет назад +12

      Ikr Moses killed it

  • @thecouncilofbrazilianchads5580
    @thecouncilofbrazilianchads5580 3 года назад +1452

    Snoop Dogg is a…
    surprisingly a good casting for Moses

    • @supperhey
      @supperhey 2 года назад +33

      The Council has Spoken

    • @justtruth5855
      @justtruth5855 2 года назад +22

      It's because he is related to Moses, Solomon and so on.

    • @vitruvius7117
      @vitruvius7117 2 года назад +14

      Bro we Jews will take him

    • @moonshoesthecat7277
      @moonshoesthecat7277 Год назад +5

      weird right? i mean he played another good samaritan that broke the law and had connections to powerful beings.... yes I'm referring to Jimmy Bones

    • @joezar33
      @joezar33 Год назад +6

      He good casting going by the black hebrew Israelites .. so it actually works to perfectly... Santa came at him hard facts lol Snoop casually stomped ...

  • @guacaDCLXVI
    @guacaDCLXVI 10 месяцев назад +1

    Always coming back at this one during this time of year

  • @XevenYT143
    @XevenYT143 Год назад +2424

    I forgot Snoop was in this but he was straight killing it

    • @andrewgagne4465
      @andrewgagne4465 Год назад +5

      How could you forget that lol😂

    • @XevenYT143
      @XevenYT143 Год назад +12

      @@andrewgagne4465 I haven't watched this since Grade School lmao

    • @jaymoney7460
      @jaymoney7460 Год назад +2

      I liked how some bars were actually from the bible

    • @vintage-radio
      @vintage-radio Год назад

      Fr

  • @olivernovin620
    @olivernovin620 8 лет назад +583

    Moses won so hard it's auctally not even a question

    • @olivernovin620
      @olivernovin620 8 лет назад +2

      Who won? More like which Moses won lol

    • @olivernovin620
      @olivernovin620 8 лет назад

      Presley Imler bro whats wrong with your face?

    • @SuperPrecast
      @SuperPrecast 8 лет назад +24

      He won because he's snoop dog

    • @marekszczepanski2155
      @marekszczepanski2155 8 лет назад

      na your racist you've been an notty boy you can like snoopdawg you racist who likes to smoke

    • @stephsheley2
      @stephsheley2 8 лет назад

      Agree with Neil brown

  • @therealredd7356
    @therealredd7356 2 года назад +6049

    As a Jew, I'm not being biased, but my man Moses definitely crushed this battle, also great performance to Snoop Dogg

    • @cmaej28
      @cmaej28 2 года назад +215

      I'm biased, but I'm not Jewish. It's just Snoop Dogg, yo. lol

    • @benhornstein1688
      @benhornstein1688 2 года назад +91

      Also as a Jew, Moses killed it. Santa didn't stand a chance.

    • @joshuawinebrinner3113
      @joshuawinebrinner3113 2 года назад +85

      As a Christian, Moses absolutely annihilated but Santa stood up pretty well against the man who split the red River in half

    • @elliothammer9485
      @elliothammer9485 2 года назад +66

      As an atheist, they both had bars, but Moses destroyed

    • @gabenewell1691
      @gabenewell1691 2 года назад +4

      Stop Jacob Goldstein

  • @harryhoudini714
    @harryhoudini714 6 месяцев назад +2

    "when I was HIGH up on the Mountain"
    hahaha....HAHAHA......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!