The Spartans - Saturday Night Live

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  • @NapoleonBonaparte5
    @NapoleonBonaparte5 8 лет назад +9668

    Gotta love them Scottish kings of ancient Sparta

    • @invictus88
      @invictus88 5 лет назад +342

      Gotta love them American soldiers of ancient Sparta

    • @Sevenfold120
      @Sevenfold120 5 лет назад +26

      @@invictus88 Hoplites.

    • @invictus88
      @invictus88 5 лет назад +31

      @@Sevenfold120 American soldiers

    • @nathrogers7
      @nathrogers7 4 года назад +79

      It's no coincidence that the fall of the Spartan nation in 200 BC lines up almost perfectly with the rise of the Pictish nation at the same time in Scotland.

    • @colescott8118
      @colescott8118 4 года назад +2

      Atlanta the gay part is acurate

  • @sammyeagleson5352
    @sammyeagleson5352 9 лет назад +6108

    "And all the times we had sex?" "Also gay reasons." xD

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 8 лет назад +28

      😂😂😂

    • @chronicillz1879
      @chronicillz1879 8 лет назад +240

      Homosexuality in the militaries of ancient Greece was regarded as contributing to morale.

    • @galexeqe
      @galexeqe 8 лет назад +45

      Their women must have had the looks of a robber's dog

    • @ytfans1
      @ytfans1 7 лет назад +183

      Actually the term "homosexual" did not existed at that time until later. For them having sex with men was regarded as normal behavior.

    • @messedupdweeb
      @messedupdweeb 7 лет назад +47

      dashengquan Bro, I think you need to look up Pederasty and The Sacred Band of Thebes.

  • @proinsiascassidy2888
    @proinsiascassidy2888 5 лет назад +2689

    Stefanos = Stefon
    Oh my god, how have I not noticed this sooner. :O

    • @raijonakahara6948
      @raijonakahara6948 4 года назад +104

      stefons ancestor lmaoo

    • @bobby3570
      @bobby3570 4 года назад +26

      @crazy waters he’s referring to the snl skits with bill hader cast as stefon

    • @kjfilms784
      @kjfilms784 4 года назад +4

      I think this came out before Stefon on weekend update but the sketch had already happened

    • @perspective500
      @perspective500 4 года назад +3

      Was looking for this comment 😁

    • @marbelentertainment4761
      @marbelentertainment4761 4 года назад +2

      Slot of your names are Greek, and slot of your words, especially in the medical department

  • @anaya51
    @anaya51 3 года назад +803

    Fred armisen’s face after the “if one of us was gay” joke is so flipping hilarious to me

    • @stoverboo
      @stoverboo 2 года назад +13

      And Bill Hader's nervous laugh.

  • @ratanasorn8080
    @ratanasorn8080 5 лет назад +3462

    That would be awkward if *ONE* of us were gay

  • @forcesightknight
    @forcesightknight 4 года назад +1873

    When they all said "fierce " in unison, I laughed so hard I choked on my coffee.

    • @user-qn4tq2qt5m
      @user-qn4tq2qt5m 4 года назад +1

      I didn't get that one, could you explain? 😅

    • @forcesightknight
      @forcesightknight 4 года назад +20

      @@user-qn4tq2qt5m from my limited experience with the gay community they would use 2 F words regularly, Fierce, and Fabulous. That's why I found it so funny in the moment.

    • @user-qn4tq2qt5m
      @user-qn4tq2qt5m 4 года назад +1

      @@forcesightknight oh right! Thank you so much🙏😆

    • @136_elgaarsiaikramramdani5
      @136_elgaarsiaikramramdani5 3 года назад +7

      No, its about their gesture that makes its fun

    • @AnnaPxx
      @AnnaPxx 3 года назад +1

      it's hilarious 😅😅😅

  • @DavidLutkin
    @DavidLutkin 8 лет назад +8006

    This makes me realise that they all shaved their legs for 300

    • @Silirion
      @Silirion 6 лет назад +405

      And chests, and arms, and hands, and backs... Miss anything?

    • @ixniz
      @ixniz 5 лет назад +421

      @@Silirion their faces. They missed their faces.

    • @NeaEmrys
      @NeaEmrys 5 лет назад +25

      lol

    • @cl759
      @cl759 5 лет назад +44

      @@Silirion sokratis dalakas you missed knees and toes

    • @klavicus2276
      @klavicus2276 5 лет назад +69

      You forgot that they shaved literally everything beside eyebrows, head and a few beards

  • @LordEdmund1973
    @LordEdmund1973 8 лет назад +5976

    Fun Fact: Whilst the Spartans did not have an elite dedicated unit of gay guys, their rivals, the Thebans, did. They had a 300 member elite squadron known as the Sacred Band, all made up of homosexual men who trained and lived in pairs. They actually played a critical role in the downfall of Sparta at the Battle of Leuctra

    • @linkofvev
      @linkofvev 6 лет назад +249

      And got decimated by Alexander (before he was king) and King Philip, his father.

    • @joel0joel0
      @joel0joel0 6 лет назад +603

      fun fact while there was no elite unit of gay guys in Sparta, homosexuality in the spartan army was explicitly welcomed. So they probably were all gay.

    • @joel0joel0
      @joel0joel0 6 лет назад +246

      The question is what did the king exactly mean with friends, because in ancient greece the whole brotherhood thing could quickly get really gay. For example Achilles and Pathrokles were more than just good friends.

    • @joel0joel0
      @joel0joel0 6 лет назад +101

      you mean modern authors like Plato

    • @j.s.t.6515
      @j.s.t.6515 6 лет назад +5

      jajaja, good one

  • @brierichardson8462
    @brierichardson8462 3 года назад +873

    "It's never the time, Leonidas!" 😂😂😂 Fred said it perfectly.

    • @victorfergn
      @victorfergn 2 года назад

      There's always opposition for doing the right thing, even when they control the entire Congress and the presidency :V

    • @OtisCorley-wn4zj
      @OtisCorley-wn4zj Год назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @greatwesternsky
      @greatwesternsky Год назад +4

      That one line was the best in the whole skit

    • @bunnysidhu5064
      @bunnysidhu5064 5 месяцев назад

      You never have time to talk about it.

    • @guntertorfs6486
      @guntertorfs6486 3 месяца назад

      In fact , homosexuality was accepted and even encouraged in Sparta.

  • @Kitty_mcPurr
    @Kitty_mcPurr 5 лет назад +799

    It's probably because of that Scottish accent, 40% of Sparta doesn't believe Leonidas was born in Greece.

  • @FallenRaven
    @FallenRaven 9 лет назад +5097

    Didn't know Sparta was in Scotland. xD

    • @taharehmansiddiqui813
      @taharehmansiddiqui813 9 лет назад +14

      +Rowen Chumacera Atlast Someone

    • @Indianilsson
      @Indianilsson 8 лет назад +38

      It isn't in Scotland the actor is from Scotland though

    • @lindsayscott8791
      @lindsayscott8791 8 лет назад +115

      +Curly Fries Thanks Buzz Killington

    • @mojo3398
      @mojo3398 8 лет назад +22

      actually sparta and braveheart was the same

    • @tomik524
      @tomik524 8 лет назад +55

      And I didn't know most of its army consisted of American immigrants :D

  • @al-pn1md
    @al-pn1md 6 лет назад +225

    I love this sketch so much! The Scottish accent,Jason's face,"All the time we had sex?"" Also gay reasons","Just wanted to get my haands on ya"

  • @vmateo2842
    @vmateo2842 10 лет назад +506

    "Just needed a reason to measure it" I died xD

  • @Phlacc
    @Phlacc 3 года назад +405

    Can we just take moment and realize how good the actor Gerard Butler played the actor Gerard Butler from the movie 300 in this skit.

  • @DrHardlyKummsz
    @DrHardlyKummsz 4 года назад +2039

    The funniest part of this is that Spartans used to actually indulge in gay sex, they thought it brought the warriors closer together, and most would only take wives to continue their bloodlines

    • @um1446
      @um1446 3 года назад +82

      Different times, different views. Also religion and morality had nothing to do with each other then.

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 3 года назад +37

      Wait , I never heard of "Spartans indulging gay relationship (youtube censorship)" before. Can I ask for source?
      I believe you are mixing up Spartan Hoplites with Theban Sacred Band.

    • @DrHardlyKummsz
      @DrHardlyKummsz 3 года назад +53

      @@hannibalburgers477 then you obviously know nothing about Spartans, maybe go do more research before pretending you know anything

    • @Lilly-pb5rx
      @Lilly-pb5rx 3 года назад +35

      @@hannibalburgers477 you should look into the pederasty in Ancient Greece. Older more experienced men would take in young boys and teach them everything, even in that area, I think. You can look it up

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 3 года назад +39

      @@DrHardlyKummsz This is why I asked for source 🤦‍♂️
      How mature you are. I am sure you know everything about Sparta. So how about you stop cowering under a manhole and come to me with a proper argument, you sodden-witted yellow belly edgelord?

  • @limian2112
    @limian2112 11 лет назад +1086

    *gasp* "THE BATHHOUSE! Okay this is now startin' ta make more sense." I swear I died at that part.

  • @martinpalmer9810
    @martinpalmer9810 3 года назад +113

    "That would be awkward if ONE of us were gay."
    I laughed so hard I nearly peed in my pants.

  • @tomaszskowronski1406
    @tomaszskowronski1406 3 года назад +554

    fun fact, those uniforms are more historically accurate than the movie ones. more armor. People tend to not go into battle naked.

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 3 года назад +19

      But they did wrestle naked

    • @jimmy_the_squid9456
      @jimmy_the_squid9456 3 года назад +44

      The Celts did, turned up naked high on mushrooms and scared the shit out of the Roman army

    • @tomaszskowronski1406
      @tomaszskowronski1406 3 года назад +27

      @@jimmy_the_squid9456 Celts were fucking bonkers though. Still are

    • @dstn87godz52
      @dstn87godz52 2 года назад

      No that’s not historically accurate, you just misguided a lot of people

    • @tomaszskowronski1406
      @tomaszskowronski1406 2 года назад +4

      @@dstn87godz52 i mean, power of abs vs fake chestplate? yeah, chestplate all the way

  • @milescorporosus4058
    @milescorporosus4058 3 года назад +829

    It's okay guys, not even Gerard Butler looks like Gerard Butler in _300._

    • @LupusDei777
      @LupusDei777 3 года назад +71

      So it WAS him in this sketch after all.

    • @mahatmaniggandhi2898
      @mahatmaniggandhi2898 3 года назад +18

      @@LupusDei777 yes Gerard II the Butler king of sparta

    • @adampetten5349
      @adampetten5349 3 года назад +16

      Still in the best shape of that group.

    • @cgates2
      @cgates2 3 года назад +15

      I mean, this WAS well over a year after he filmed the movie. It would have been impossible to maintain that godlike body for very long.

    • @OhYeaMista
      @OhYeaMista 2 года назад +1

      Weird thing is he doesn’t even sound like himself in the movie. Lazy stuff right there.

  • @γαμώθεος
    @γαμώθεος 7 лет назад +2695

    motto of the greek army: don't leave your man's behind

    • @zachall101
      @zachall101 5 лет назад +2

      Γαμόθεος 🤣🤣 lol

    • @cant8160
      @cant8160 5 лет назад +14

      Ahahah Greek army really good joke I heard that you guys can swim very well my grandpa told me when they push you back in to Aegean sea

    • @madtrapper4282
      @madtrapper4282 5 лет назад +21

      Turks brag about defeating near dead empires and their prowess. The list goes on endlessly.

    • @cant8160
      @cant8160 5 лет назад +6

      @@kcinkcin3808 weren't you our slaves about 600 years you are probably a turk too don't curse on your race :))

    • @gggggggggggggggggg161
      @gggggggggggggggggg161 4 года назад +16

      @@cant8160 oh yes turkish imperialism is soo cool, let's commit even more war crimes. Stupid fuck^^

  • @thedragonflyers6184
    @thedragonflyers6184 4 года назад +740

    I don’t think Sparta had a concept of straightness. Athens and Rome considered what we might call bi to be the norm so I’d be surprised if Sparta was any different.

    • @MrScaramanga16
      @MrScaramanga16 4 года назад +66

      Sparta was famously gay

    • @thedragonflyers6184
      @thedragonflyers6184 4 года назад +29

      @AndreTreeCantSeeMe Athens was too . I was oversimplifying but it got the general point across.
      Also while the general stance was against adult bottoms that wasn’t always the case in all social circles. Societies tend to break into different social opinions based on class, with the aristocracy usually being much looser and the peasantry usually being much stricter. As long as you weren’t publicly the bottom, a lot of the time it wouldn’t be a problem

    • @Blizzard0fOz93
      @Blizzard0fOz93 4 года назад +41

      I read somewhere-and I don't know how true this is- that Sparta actually encouraged homosexual relationships between their soldiers because it was believed that a man will fight harder than usual in front of his lover in order to not bring shame or something to said lover. Again, no idea how factual this info was. Just something I read online.

    • @Iampatrix
      @Iampatrix 4 года назад +18

      @AndreTreeCantSeeMe that was Rome, Sparta was before them. While it's true that in Rome the biggest, strongest, and largest hung warriors got to be tops...it wasn't a shame to be a bottom, they considered it taking in the warriors essence and further empowering themselves. There were all kinds of weird ideas about getting nutted in back then.

    • @luciferangelica
      @luciferangelica 4 года назад +2

      @@Blizzard0fOz93 i heard that the reason they did it was they felt the trauma would make them fierce

  • @TJ22_83
    @TJ22_83 3 года назад +67

    Leonidas: "SPARTANS... WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION??"
    Spartan: "I play the flute sir" 🤭

  • @wahash316
    @wahash316 7 лет назад +1471

    How many six packs do they have on their costumes 🤣🤣😂

    • @birisuandrei2866
      @birisuandrei2866 5 лет назад +46

      They actually have only one six pack in the middle of the breastplate, the ones on the sides arent representing a six pack, they were common in the ancient times to make the soldiers look stronger, also that shape is good for deflecting arrows, although not the most efficient, it looks better than having your breastplate round making you look fat isn't it?

    • @AG-ig8uf
      @AG-ig8uf 5 лет назад +2

      six

    • @orangeondaxbox2768
      @orangeondaxbox2768 5 лет назад +5

      Birisu Andrei I think it was a joke

    • @birisuandrei2866
      @birisuandrei2866 5 лет назад +5

      @@orangeondaxbox2768 ik but I hope you guys learned something interesting if you were wondering why ancient armor looked like its covered in abs😂

    • @okayfineiguessilltrythat
      @okayfineiguessilltrythat 4 года назад +2

      Yes

  • @kveld9893
    @kveld9893 4 года назад +315

    "One could almost say he's like a son to you"
    kinky

  • @PjPerez
    @PjPerez 4 года назад +529

    "Also gay reasons." *died*

  • @jjsvizard75
    @jjsvizard75 4 года назад +66

    "The bath house" "this is starting to make sense" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @oliverr6246
    @oliverr6246 9 лет назад +620

    'This....is....Sparta......and it's fabulous!!

  • @erehemias2139
    @erehemias2139 9 лет назад +658

    It's really motherfucking gerard butler.

    • @TheMarckoguy35
      @TheMarckoguy35 9 лет назад +4

      +Erehe Mias So I was right all along?

    • @mpGreen03
      @mpGreen03 9 лет назад +8

      +Erehe Mias And I was wondering who was that xD

    • @nonchalant5315
      @nonchalant5315 7 лет назад +3

      is it really?! Epic!

    • @Ramboost007
      @Ramboost007 2 года назад +3

      SNL loves poking fun at their guests' most notable roles. The best one was when they made Taylor Lautner play a teenage Team Edward fan

  • @xmen12315
    @xmen12315 4 года назад +124

    I loved whenever they did movie spoofs with the original actors from the movie

  • @greenghost2008
    @greenghost2008 3 года назад +46

    It was wholesome when that one guy raised his hand on the second count.

  • @helenabegum8395
    @helenabegum8395 4 года назад +128

    2:54 I rewinded like 7 times to check everyone's facial expression individually 😂😂😂😂

    • @ratanasorn8080
      @ratanasorn8080 3 года назад +1

      Bill is the best 😂

    • @kaliavarad
      @kaliavarad 3 года назад +1

      i saw this and went on to do it myself... loved it

  • @blueturtle3623
    @blueturtle3623 2 года назад +27

    "Its never the time, Leonidas"
    Fred understood the assignment

  • @istoleyourpaintroller886
    @istoleyourpaintroller886 4 года назад +129

    “Many of us have been wondering, why do you have a Scottish accent?”

  • @jasonellis4330
    @jasonellis4330 5 лет назад +65

    "I wouldn't be able to fight if I thought some gay guy was checking out my body." The opposite was true. They weren't allowed to get married until 30 in a lot of cases, and they were encouraged to get boyfriends in the army not only to blow off steam, but also to drive them to fight harder to defend their lovers.

    • @nickpurnell2769
      @nickpurnell2769 4 года назад +4

      Seriously have no idea how gayness got such a bad stigma

    • @jasonellis4330
      @jasonellis4330 4 года назад

      @Ongo Gablogian ok they didn't have the labels but like... that doesnt mean its not gay lol

    • @nickpurnell2769
      @nickpurnell2769 4 года назад

      @Ongo Gablogian why the fuck did it change

    • @nickpurnell2769
      @nickpurnell2769 4 года назад

      @Ongo Gablogian what part of why the fuck did it change even sound like argument

    • @nickpurnell2769
      @nickpurnell2769 4 года назад

      @Ongo Gablogian I mean it probably wasn't called gay but they definitely did call it something

  • @pop5678eye
    @pop5678eye 3 года назад +169

    Historically Spartan warriors were paired up with veterans and were encouraged to be lovers so that on the battlefield they would be more motivated to look out for each-other.

    • @Lalakis
      @Lalakis 3 года назад +17

      Not really. You are confusing them with Sacred Band from Thebes

    • @apollon755
      @apollon755 3 года назад +2

      horse shit..

    • @radioactivespoonsinthevoid
      @radioactivespoonsinthevoid Год назад +1

      @@Lalakis weren't they both really active in homosexual relationships?

    • @TheRasiani
      @TheRasiani Год назад +1

      Spartans were definitely homophillic. It got especially weird when some of them married - they would cut their newlyweds hair, dress her boyish. This would go on for years [Source: Brettany Hughes, "Meet the Spartans", BBC [2003]

  • @Thatit777
    @Thatit777 3 года назад +57

    First I thought he was just another actor, then I just realized that he was the real Gerard Butler. yeah, it took me a few to noticed him. lol

  • @jonasosa5126
    @jonasosa5126 4 года назад +48

    Favorite snl cast of all time. Will forte hader armisen always nailed it. Forte is a treasure

  • @greeneggsandham91
    @greeneggsandham91 Год назад +50

    I like how Leonidas is not explicitly gay in this like the rest of the army but he's also not mad that he's been misled into at least 4 different gay sex related activities. Very wholesome and progressive, Mr. Leonidas.

    • @MP-in4or
      @MP-in4or 11 месяцев назад +1

      You mean, 'I like how Leonidas does not "behave" explicitly gay? No one 'is' gay. It is a behavior.

    • @spiritualzorro
      @spiritualzorro 2 месяца назад

      Well... his wife is in bed with another right about this scene, so he is just trying to accept life as it comes...

  • @TheDiabethick
    @TheDiabethick 11 лет назад +238

    Actually homosexuality was common among spartan soldiers. It was even considered to be contributing to moral. etc etc

    • @TheDiabethick
      @TheDiabethick 11 лет назад +10

      Feel free to give me the name of some authors or perhaps a link so I can learn then instead of just picking on my comment. My intention was not to insult anyone, but if you took it that way I apologize.

    • @alexorf5868
      @alexorf5868 11 лет назад +14

      ***** Actually,sorry to burst your bubble of contained heterosexual macho,but it is true. Αν χρειαζεσαι συγκεκριμενο αποσπασμα,μπορεις να διαβασεις Πλατωνα η Αριστοφανη, ακομα και στην Ιλιαδα υπαρχουν αναφορες. Δεν σου λεω οτι πηδιοντουσαν καθε μερα με δωδεκαχρονα τρυφερα αγορακια οπως το κανουν να ακουγεται,καμια σχεση,αλλα η ομοφυλοφιλια δεν ηταν το ταμπου το οποιο εμεις εχουμε σημερα.

    • @daolchang
      @daolchang 11 лет назад +14

      Alex Orf it doesnt become evidence when you put it in greek, just saying...

    • @Οδυσσεύς_Κ
      @Οδυσσεύς_Κ 10 лет назад +3

      Xenophon's Spartan Society. I would recommend you do the translation yourself to avoid confusion, read the part about the married life and sex in Sparta then come back and say to me your opinion.

    • @Οδυσσεύς_Κ
      @Οδυσσεύς_Κ 10 лет назад +4

      +Alex Orf Actually sorry to burst your bubble but Plato was heavily known to hate Spartans and had all the reason to degrade them (remeber it happened after Athens lost the Pelopponisian war) and Aristofanis really, the vulgar satirist for whom nothing was sacred. Σου σινιστω να διαβασεις του Ξενοφοντος την Λακαιδεμονιων Πολιτεια φιλε μου για να δεις τη γνωμη μη Σπαρτιατη για τον τροπο ζως τους. Παρεπιπτοντος αναφερεται και στην ομοφιλοφιλια και πως αντιμετωπιζωνταν οσοι ηταν ομοφιλοφιλοι.

  • @johnregardtrhode5280
    @johnregardtrhode5280 8 лет назад +387

    FIERCE

  • @manabendra23
    @manabendra23 8 лет назад +163

    "and all the times we had sex" lol...

  • @imaginaryfoe2178
    @imaginaryfoe2178 3 года назад +75

    Achilles approves of this message.

  • @Lizzie_3000
    @Lizzie_3000 2 года назад +4

    "Are you asking for yourself or a friend?"🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @abbiedalegoyal1081
    @abbiedalegoyal1081 6 лет назад +355

    40% of Sparta doesn't think you were born in Greece.
    But I have a birth certificate.
    😂😂😂😂

  • @lisettegarcia
    @lisettegarcia 4 года назад +69

    “It’s never the time, Leonidis.” 😏

  • @LadyVoldemort
    @LadyVoldemort 5 лет назад +78

    Only one of them has a one-pack, and they gave him a Spartan sport bra, LoLoLoL 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dustinmaxwell259
    @dustinmaxwell259 3 года назад +27

    100% accurate SNL.
    All of the Spartan Men were expected to have male lovers.
    You were officially a Loser if you couldn't get a boyfriend.

    • @daspec
      @daspec 2 года назад

      None of you illiterate idiots knows jackshit about ancient Greek history apart from the generic superficial propaganda they "teach" you in your dumbass foreign schools for a few courses. Not only homosexuality was punishable by DEATH in Ancient Sparta, but in classic Athens gay men were chased by the police of the time and they were banned from participating in any social activity such as theaters, gyms, and voting. Aristotle himself famously said to a gay man "I pitty you for you stopped being a man, yet without becoming a woman". And most statues or other depictions of homosexual behavior were the today's equivalent caricatures meant to ridicule such behavior, not encourage homosexuality let alone embrace it. So get your actual facts STRAIGHT (no pun intended) you uneducated trolls!

  • @nvrndingsmmr
    @nvrndingsmmr 4 года назад +75

    Lmao the birth certificate joke was a brilliant jab at the American public. Bravo!

    • @glenncordova4027
      @glenncordova4027 Год назад

      Obama's birth certificate again. Is Hawaii really, I mean really, part of America?

  • @blackcat-vm4rx
    @blackcat-vm4rx 10 месяцев назад +3

    Oiling up before battle does have a strategic advantage of keeping you warm and insulated

  • @sujata15164
    @sujata15164 5 лет назад +18

    Bill's laugh😄😄

  • @stevenlucas6029
    @stevenlucas6029 2 года назад +5

    "the bathouse, okay this is starting to make a lot more sense" lmao

  • @samwaterlord6888
    @samwaterlord6888 4 года назад +45

    This is somehow the single most relatable Snl skit for me, pretty much my entire friend group and everyone I hang out with are gay, and I’m that one straight friend who half the time doesn’t realize it.

  • @LatvianElina
    @LatvianElina 9 лет назад +36

    2:53 Fierce! :D

  • @farzanehrezaei2342
    @farzanehrezaei2342 5 лет назад +197

    Bill Hader is called stephonous? 😃😃

    • @maranatha_777
      @maranatha_777 5 лет назад +7

      No, Martinus.
      Stephanus is his friend.

  • @zacharyberridge7239
    @zacharyberridge7239 2 года назад +15

    Sudekis totally made this skit work

  • @isabelariel2991
    @isabelariel2991 8 лет назад +98

    bill hader could play freddy mercury

  • @guydriver9883
    @guydriver9883 5 лет назад +13

    When you find out that you are the only straight person in your friend group

  • @mikeq7134
    @mikeq7134 7 месяцев назад +1

    Sparta actually had one brigade of lovers. They were the fiercest fighters, because each wanted to preserve the live of his lover.

    • @hopekeeley2122
      @hopekeeley2122 7 месяцев назад

      Pretty sure that was Thebes, but it was definitely a thing! The spartan style was more of an informal thing, you’d have men having relationships encouraged by leaders for the qualities you mentioned, but the theban sacred band was specifically designed to be made up of gay lovers (I couldn’t find whether or not the couples were recruited or if they were matched up), with specific roles and oaths sworn at the tomb of iolas (Herakales boyfriend) They notably defeated Sparta in a battle before they were felled by Phillip 2 of Macedonia and his son Alexander the Great, but they had mad respect for the guys

  • @RibbinOpinion
    @RibbinOpinion 3 года назад +17

    Everyone is fun-facting this. Safe to say that sexuality was a lot more fluid back in those days an no one really cared who you screwed. Meh.

  • @we8608
    @we8608 2 года назад +5

    A Spartan with a Scottish accent 😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂 I can't 😂🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 Год назад

      Almost as funny as a load of Spartans with American accents.

  • @conservativemike3768
    @conservativemike3768 Год назад +4

    There’s probably nothing more dangerous than a vicious queen on the battlefield.

  • @Knightonagreyhorse
    @Knightonagreyhorse 8 лет назад +18

    One of the funniest sketches I have seen.

  • @jacobworkman6455
    @jacobworkman6455 3 года назад +9

    This is one of the funniest skits so far 🤣

  • @3dgar7eandro
    @3dgar7eandro 3 года назад +4

    3:38 I guess a real spartan doesn't need to wear an armor😅🤣🤣👏👌

  • @panda4247
    @panda4247 5 лет назад +39

    Birth certificate with the year and "BC" is totally legit :D

  • @halliewong
    @halliewong 2 года назад +4

    "You two walk in the woods for hours. How awkward would that be if one of you were gay?"
    "Yeah, it would be awkward if _one_ of us was gay..."

  • @bobekmiz
    @bobekmiz 11 лет назад +514

    Is that Gerard Butler for real ???

  • @kurvos
    @kurvos 11 лет назад +298

    Being gay myself, this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen! XD LOL

    • @ruispuuro
      @ruispuuro 10 лет назад +39

      what is it like being gay? is it true you know all the best jokes? And do you really know what's going to be in fashion like a year beforehand? Can you fly?

    • @kurvos
      @kurvos 10 лет назад +3

      ruispuuro Uhm... "no" on all of those questions. Homosexuality has nothing to do with humor or fashion or flying abilities.

    • @ruispuuro
      @ruispuuro 10 лет назад +17

      kurvos i know i'm sorry.,,,

    • @metaldark6
      @metaldark6 10 лет назад +25

      kurvos Does it have something to do with bad sense of humor?

    • @HO1ySh33t
      @HO1ySh33t 10 лет назад +11

      kurvos Then why did you advertise your sexual orientation in the first place?

  • @carmenstigter273
    @carmenstigter273 8 лет назад +52

    Bill hader with a beard;))

  • @streetjustices1706
    @streetjustices1706 3 года назад +3

    Just needed a reason to measure it.
    Never gets old.

  • @opmdevil
    @opmdevil 11 лет назад +214

    That's one happy army

  • @annwilliams6438
    @annwilliams6438 4 года назад +10

    Love his original Scottish accent coming through....

  • @parvathynk2393
    @parvathynk2393 3 года назад +3

    1:56 I can't stop laughing after seeing this 🤣😆🤣🤣😆

  • @Thelostsoul64
    @Thelostsoul64 9 месяцев назад +1

    Is that Stephen Meek from studio C?It kinda looks like him 0:22

  • @lifesimulator3964
    @lifesimulator3964 7 лет назад +14

    "Really everyone?"
    Yes every Spartan. It's historically part of their training.

    • @daspec
      @daspec 2 года назад

      None of you illiterate idiots knows jackshit about ancient Greek history apart from the generic superficial propaganda they "teach" you in your dumbass foreign schools for a few courses. Not only homosexuality was punishable by DEATH in Ancient Sparta, but in classic Athens gay men were chased by the police of the time and they were banned from participating in any social activity such as theaters, gyms, and voting. Aristotle himself famously said to a gay man "I pitty you for you stopped being a man, yet without becoming a woman". And most statues or other depictions of homosexual behavior were the today's equivalent caricatures meant to ridicule such behavior, not encourage homosexuality let alone embrace it. So get your actual facts STRAIGHT (no pun intended) you uneducated trolls!

  • @marjorieannmutuc9019
    @marjorieannmutuc9019 4 года назад +11

    Just seeing their costumes makes me laugh so hard! Lolll

  • @johnmartin4119
    @johnmartin4119 4 года назад +62

    Actually aren’t ancient Greeks were very bi, just look at Achilles, Hercules, and Zeus

    • @jackstrand5341
      @jackstrand5341 4 года назад +15

      Reading this gave me a stroke

    • @Dhan911
      @Dhan911 4 года назад +1

      What am i looking? Hahah you just made this up

    • @johnmartin4119
      @johnmartin4119 4 года назад +5

      @@Dhan911 nope, all of them were bi. Zeus and Ganymede, Achilles and Patroclus, Hercules and Hylus, even Apollo had Hyacinthus

    • @theforruner117
      @theforruner117 4 года назад +1

      and all the ones I know today are too

    • @rahjeel
      @rahjeel 3 года назад +1

      @@Dhan911 They are. Achilles loved his cousin Patroclus too much he literally merked Hector for killing him but at the same time Achilles had a son Phyrros with the Princess of Skyros. Heracles had a lover/protege Iolaus, his own nephew who is the son of his twin brother Iphicles.
      You go far enough in greek classical writing, you are bound to find some gay stuff in it.

  • @TheShachimaru
    @TheShachimaru 9 месяцев назад

    Watching the Spartan king talking with a Dwarf accent is something I didn't know i needed in my life but now I'm glad I have it.

  • @areyoufriendly
    @areyoufriendly Год назад +1

    The potbelly “six-pack” armor 😂

  • @iliketrains304
    @iliketrains304 4 года назад +10

    "It's not like your gay" It's ancient Greece, they're all gay

  • @9Glaedr0
    @9Glaedr0 5 лет назад +5

    Remember the Sparta spoof movie?
    Leonidas: Your sword is sticking on to me
    Soldier:mm.. no it's not.
    Leonidas:... Carry on.

    • @blvbh
      @blvbh 4 года назад

      Meet the spartans

  • @chargementencours..
    @chargementencours.. 9 лет назад +95

    he really looks like leonidas in 300!

  • @christophercucchi6048
    @christophercucchi6048 11 месяцев назад +2

    Never cared still don’t if I’m in a battle as long as the dude to my left and right has my back we fight to the death together

  • @jldude84
    @jldude84 3 года назад +1

    Not sure what's funnier, Hader's nervous laugh or how excited Sudakis was to admit he's gay.

  • @achilles.heel.90
    @achilles.heel.90 5 лет назад +6

    "Need a reason to measure it." 😂

  • @vollmond9342
    @vollmond9342 4 года назад +3

    Gotta love those oddly wholesome sketches

  • @WardmenGames
    @WardmenGames 3 года назад +16

    The audience has no idea about Sparta culture and history. This is legit funny lol

  • @tasosvenetsanos
    @tasosvenetsanos 8 лет назад +11

    Gay or not gay they wrote history. To anyone that has issues about Spartans try to do something remarkable for your country....

  • @adit1939
    @adit1939 2 месяца назад +1

    Aint no party like a diddy party

  • @manwithaplan7695
    @manwithaplan7695 6 лет назад +4

    What is the shot between 1:49 and 1:50

  • @jane29jeng
    @jane29jeng 5 лет назад +5

    Fred armisen is such a great comedian that everything he says seems to be funny. 0:46

  • @lindurabc
    @lindurabc 11 лет назад +22

    fierce!!

  • @Pepperoni249
    @Pepperoni249 4 года назад +4

    The birth certificate 😂😂😂😂

  • @TrelliessRose
    @TrelliessRose 2 года назад +1

    Can we appreciate that none of them backed out of the war just because they were gay? There was no erasure in this at all.

  • @DimIsHigh
    @DimIsHigh 3 года назад +13

    Goddamn, Hader-Armisen-Sudeikis-Forte-Moynihan, what an all-powerful comedy squad

  • @starlightsingers4272
    @starlightsingers4272 8 лет назад +20

    What i find amusing is that at 14 spartan boys would take a older male lover till the age of 18

    • @potatochalbro
      @potatochalbro 8 лет назад +2

      That´s what guys where I live still do today lol

    • @DrScottX
      @DrScottX 8 лет назад +3

      Michal Kolman I wanna live where you live

  • @Abyssalcosmos
    @Abyssalcosmos 4 года назад +13

    Fun fact the Spartans training was so intense that war was actually a break for them. I mean can you believe that their training was intense war was considered a break for that.

    • @TrelliessRose
      @TrelliessRose 2 года назад +1

      That takes "I'll sleep when I die" to a whole new level.

    • @donaldhobson8873
      @donaldhobson8873 Год назад

      It was less "training", more abuse and indoctrination. A violence pyramid with everyone punching down and the enslaved helots on the bottom.

  • @logon235
    @logon235 2 года назад +1

    Later was the irony of Ephialtes showing the enemy the secret mountain path around the hot gates and allowed the Persians to "take the Greeks(Spartans) from behind".

  • @seanpurcell4718
    @seanpurcell4718 4 года назад +2

    “Just wanna get ma hands on ya.” Lol

  • @godzilladude1231
    @godzilladude1231 8 лет назад +41

    For some fucked-up reason how the Hell did this SNL skit portrayed Spartans more accurately than they were in that movie? XD

    • @BelladonaAtropina
      @BelladonaAtropina 8 лет назад

      Xerxes ? Is that you ???

    • @godzilladude1231
      @godzilladude1231 8 лет назад +1

      BelladonaAtropina Lol I see what you did there XD But what i really mean was that the skit portrayed the Spartans more accurately in terms of history. Real Spartand wore cuirass armor, rather than capes, loinclothes, and being topless. This may sound crazy, but they actually practiced homosexuality too ;)

    • @BelladonaAtropina
      @BelladonaAtropina 8 лет назад +1

      John Constantine Athenians did not Spartans.

    • @godzilladude1231
      @godzilladude1231 8 лет назад +1

      BelladonaAtropina Funny as this sounds. But Spartans practiced homosexuality more than the Athenians did. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_in_the_militaries_of_ancient_Greece

    • @ariansandstrom7266
      @ariansandstrom7266 8 лет назад

      "Various ancient Greek sources record incidents of courage in battle and interpret them as motivated by homoerotic bonds."
      Haha, now it makes sense why they were so "brave".