Like Flies On What? Stephen Colbert Goes LIVE After The Pence-Harris VP Debate

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  • Stephen Colbert goes LIVE with reactions to the high-stakes Vice Presidential debate between Sen. Kamala Harris and VP Mike Pence, where both candidates dodged questions and a tiny uninvited guest ran away with the show. #Colbert #LateShowLIVE #Monologue
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  • @racquet4life190
    @racquet4life190 3 года назад +437

    That fly is going to have to answer to Mother.

    • @toadjiang7626
      @toadjiang7626 3 года назад +21

      And god forbid if that fly was a male.

    • @francescaa8331
      @francescaa8331 3 года назад +2

      Haha

    • @sallyintucson
      @sallyintucson 3 года назад +3

      😱

    • @erb082580
      @erb082580 3 года назад +2

      😆😆😆😆😆👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

    • @garymingy8671
      @garymingy8671 3 года назад +4

      The fly has voted ,

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 года назад +492

    The fly did leave eventually...
    proving that even flies can only take so much BS.

  • @lilmissness
    @lilmissness 3 года назад +126

    A friend of mine on fab said “if that fly laid eggs on his head, he better carry them to term” LOL

    • @teacfan1080
      @teacfan1080 3 года назад +9

      So, that's where MAGATS come from!

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 3 года назад +4

      I literally laughed out loud. Bravo to your friend, but I think a tapeworm or tumor would be a more equal scenario. 😈 Carry it to term, spoiled vanilla milkshake.

  • @isabellezablocki7447
    @isabellezablocki7447 3 года назад +73

    " He is so full of crap, he 's attracting flies". I love that. That's exactly what I thought.

    • @mainheim2061
      @mainheim2061 3 года назад

      No fly woud want to sit on Biden, he is too creepy.
      PG compilation ruclips.net/video/ZAymXlGSplU/видео.html
      This one is sickening ruclips.net/video/MzLj6xt-LSo/видео.html

  • @deadtigerworld
    @deadtigerworld 3 года назад +355

    Friend of mine was was saying if SNL do a little skit on the VP debate they should get Jeff Goldblum to play the fly! 🤣

  • @devinleslie
    @devinleslie 3 года назад +393

    My thanks to the fly, for showing us all that what really brings America together is the deeply stupid and the very useless. And we love that.

    • @ThePauprinceaz09
      @ThePauprinceaz09 3 года назад +7

      Mike Pence is
      LORD OF THE FLIES
      Wait ... FLIES TO SHIT
      Wait ... FLIES ON A WALL
      Wait ... SHEW FLY SHEW
      Wait ... THE FLY & THE FLY 2
      Wait ... FLY FLYYY (Austin powers)
      Wait ...
      BIBLICALLY the fly is a sign of disgust evil & foul play ...

    • @sophywilliams588
      @sophywilliams588 3 года назад

      L1a!a

    • @gdggini2071
      @gdggini2071 3 года назад +1

      That how trump got there

    • @devinleslie
      @devinleslie 3 года назад

      @Buffy The Nazi Slayer That's a good point

  • @Bootsy2517
    @Bootsy2517 3 года назад +123

    A fly knows a piece of crap when he sees it.

    • @mainheim2061
      @mainheim2061 3 года назад

      Have you seen these clips of Joe Biden he is much worse. no fly would want to sit on top of his head.
      These are the pg ones ruclips.net/video/ZAymXlGSplU/видео.html and this clip there is a scene that is more
      sickening ruclips.net/video/MzLj6xt-LSo/видео.html

  • @anusar35
    @anusar35 3 года назад +142

    “I have a black friend, by which I mean this fly on my head” I’m dead 😂

    • @mainheim2061
      @mainheim2061 3 года назад +1

      Joe Biden has a very racist past, he was friends with senators that were in the kkk. He opposed integration of black kids
      into white schools in the 70's. He said he didn't want his kids to grow up in a racial jungle. He created the 94 crime bill. Responsible for generations people of
      color being locked up. He called black people super predators when
      promoting the bill.
      Here is a compilation of racist things he said about blacks ruclips.net/video/ifjzQxY-Jag/видео.html
      He doesn't respect black people but if you don't vote for him. You ain't black.

    • @nandibrown1857
      @nandibrown1857 3 года назад

      @@mainheim2061 0000000

    • @ismaeltadeo1903
      @ismaeltadeo1903 2 года назад

      InstaBlaster

  • @ricklee6196
    @ricklee6196 3 года назад +817

    I'm surprised Pence let her talk at all. He's not accustomed to letting a woman finish.

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 3 года назад +335

    The fly was there for two minutes…
    So it knew how to obey the debate rules better than Pence.

    • @WorldOfARandomVegan
      @WorldOfARandomVegan 3 года назад +2

      😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @watcherenjoyer123
      @watcherenjoyer123 3 года назад +2

      😂

    • @reedwalker2947
      @reedwalker2947 3 года назад +1

      And Harris didn’t go over 2 minutes? They both did, 2 minutes is too short for anyone. It should be 3-4 uninterrupted

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 3 года назад +1

      it was stuck to his brylcreem

    • @nemos2012
      @nemos2012 3 года назад +2

      😂🤣 omg you got me in stitches 😂🤣

  • @TimothyChenAllen
    @TimothyChenAllen 3 года назад +311

    It's adorable when you hear Stephen's wife giggling in the background

    • @geraldmartin3686
      @geraldmartin3686 3 года назад +4

      Yes!👍

    • @JMARTIN1947
      @JMARTIN1947 3 года назад +1

      She's laughing at his ears

    • @angelmarie6982
      @angelmarie6982 3 года назад +13

      Says a lot about their marital relationship. A wife easily entertained by hubby is a happily married wifey, (especially, if it's her own hubby giving her giggles, lol). But, seriously, it's so refreshing to hear her laughing. The fact that she is even watching him do the show is sweet. Also, love it when their kids are there, too. I've always said, two things that will win my love...1) make me a cup of my favorite tea and 2) make me laugh...marital bliss...😍😊😂🌺💯🍾

    • @mariatorres5563
      @mariatorres5563 3 года назад +2

      I also enjoy that slot,I think she's such a beautiful lady, great wife,& love her laughter, she's amazing

    • @ashb7
      @ashb7 3 года назад +3

      It's interesting how wholesome it can be to watch most people interacting with their family, not just Stephen, but watching the President interact with literally any of his family members is enough to give a healthy person depression.

  • @killeing
    @killeing 3 года назад +45

    "Susan, if you want to make Mike Pence shut up, you have to get him to say "Black Lives Matter"."
    Ouch XD

    • @macforme
      @macforme 3 года назад +2

      Killeing: it is true tho...I bet he could not say those words...let alone mean it.

    • @mommawatson2625
      @mommawatson2625 3 года назад +1

      That's kryptonite to him

    • @patriciaevins6267
      @patriciaevins6267 3 года назад

      she was a terrible moderator, no control at all...kept saying, "thank you Mr. Vice President" how many times? .....I noticed how she cut Harris' time a lot more than creepy Pence....where's the sisterhood?

    • @macforme
      @macforme 3 года назад

      @@patriciaevins6267 Why do you blame the moderator? She politely did all she could to stop Pence, who was rude, from rambling on and on. She can't send him to the principal's office for being a bad boy. This debate system is no longer working... Trump broke it. They need to cancel the other 2 debates scheduled... it is a waste of time, money, risking people's health and safety and who the hell is getting any information from them?
      OK, the fly is world famous now and is writing a tell all book..so I hear.

  • @Mike-wb9pb
    @Mike-wb9pb 3 года назад +69

    The fly was trying to get out the message. “ Flush the turd November 3.”

  • @Annie-iq3hd
    @Annie-iq3hd 3 года назад +304

    I can’t believe that being called “liberal” is so scary to Americans. 🙄

    • @fnq-8890
      @fnq-8890 3 года назад +27

      Anne Wardle Trump sold it as bad, so to them it’s bad .. even if they don’t know the meaning .. their world is Woody World.

    • @MarrowEternal
      @MarrowEternal 3 года назад +38

      Conservative talk radio has used it as a derogatory term for at least 30 years.

    • @geraldmartin3686
      @geraldmartin3686 3 года назад +9

      @@MarrowEternal exactly!

    • @BoojumFed
      @BoojumFed 3 года назад +27

      @@fnq-8890 Trump did nothing of the sort; That's the result of _decades_ of right-wing outrage media destroying the American population's capacity to distinguish between reality and their own beliefs.
      Don't give Trumplethinskin credit for Limbaugh's, O'Reilly's, Beck's, McConnell's, et. al.'s hard work...

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 3 года назад +1

      @@MarrowEternal as have leftists

  • @jcbenson739
    @jcbenson739 3 года назад +326

    Colbert: "The fly has a longer attention span than the President of the United states " 🤣

    • @willritter4076
      @willritter4076 3 года назад +4

      I'd be honored if some fellow concerned Americans who appreciate 90s music would take a listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performances of BITTERSWEET SYMPHONY by the Verve and "1979" by the Smashing Pumpkins on my YT channel in tribute to 2 of the most iconic standards of the mid-late 90s period. Live acoustic with no autotune. Peace and vote 'D' for Decency on Nov. 3rd.

    • @tonibutts8828
      @tonibutts8828 3 года назад +2

      That's freakin funny!!!!

    • @janetbrown8639
      @janetbrown8639 3 года назад +2

      So true!!!! ROLF

    • @mariatorres5563
      @mariatorres5563 3 года назад +1

      Nailed it!!

    • @michaeld9682
      @michaeld9682 3 года назад

      And Trump has twice the attention span of Joe
      ruclips.net/video/6o8xqhnEU_Q/видео.html

  • @brenna_boop6341
    @brenna_boop6341 3 года назад +4

    The way he said “I miss him” about Bernie... me too dawg lol

  • @bobbyk1023
    @bobbyk1023 3 года назад +63

    Stephen just helps me survive this era in our history

  • @perryf.5844
    @perryf.5844 3 года назад +195

    If that fly wasn’t symbolic of him and his administration being full of crap I don’t know what is

    • @bubbkiss6485
      @bubbkiss6485 3 года назад +6

      Love the meme showing RBG, in full gowns, saying "I sent the fly"!!! Loved it and don't doubt it for a minute.

    • @perryf.5844
      @perryf.5844 3 года назад +1

      Norman S I’m sorry but no one cares about your twisted propaganda here Norman. Please get lost sir 👏🏼 lol

    • @aprilrain1211
      @aprilrain1211 3 года назад +1

      🤣👍

  • @Frnclar
    @Frnclar 3 года назад +32

    The fly was stuck to all the hairspray on Pence's hair.

  • @atpnguyen1442
    @atpnguyen1442 3 года назад +350

    Proverb, “The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that’s also a hypocrite.”

    • @Cornbreadfed82
      @Cornbreadfed82 3 года назад +23

      @Alex Capwell No. It's regarding that White Supremacist Mike Pence.

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 3 года назад +9

      @Alex Capwell The fly on Pence's head

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco 3 года назад +9

      @Alex Capwell *_You know that sniffing bicycle seats only leads to more voices in your head. Now relax, the restraints are for your own protection. Help is on the way. And the Dufus Parade called, they miss you ever so much, and they are lost without their leader. Maybe you can rejoin them after a few more shock treatments. Now drink your Clorox and Coke like a good girl._*

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco 3 года назад +7

      @Barack Oh Bummer _Mama told you to stop eating out of the kitty litter box or the delusions won't stop. Besides, you're scaring the cat & you'll spoil your dinner. Now put your pants on, put the lampshade back on your head, come in the house & get back in your cage like a good girl. We checked; Joe & Kamala aren't hiding under your bed awaiting the veil of darkness to feast on your rancid flesh. They're in the closet. G'nite._

    • @maijaliepa119
      @maijaliepa119 3 года назад +4

      Barack Oh Bummer 💙🙏💙MAYBE- if so- when they got out they could go home to mama.Separated/Stolen Children from their Families Who Were Seeking Legal Asylum.No One knows where
      Many of Them R Now💙🗽💙Melania/Husband I Really Dont Care-Do You?💙🗽💙YES I DO💙🦅💙😷

  • @thedapperdolphin1590
    @thedapperdolphin1590 3 года назад +174

    That fly respected the two minute time limit more than Pence

    • @tovsteh
      @tovsteh 3 года назад

      That's because he actually had something to say and tried answering the questions, as opposed to Kamala 'gotta pull that race card' Harris.

    • @neptunemike
      @neptunemike 3 года назад +3

      toasteh are you kidding? asked about why the white house did not do social distancing and masks on that event and he did not answer the question literally lol 😂

    • @tovsteh
      @tovsteh 3 года назад

      @@neptunemike Have you seen the white house? Its completely fenced off for 2 kilometers in every direction. It can't get any more socially distant. Not to mention you people dont give a shit when its DNC/Liberal representatives own breaking social distancing/mask rules/isolation (Pelosi, Cuomo, Biden, Harris, the entire DNC convention...). Its only 1 way with you people isnt it?

    • @suisinghoraceho2403
      @suisinghoraceho2403 3 года назад

      toasteh Really, that’s more fenced off than most dictators’ residents on this planet. Does that make Trump dictator No.1?

    • @neptunemike
      @neptunemike 3 года назад +1

      toasteh I was referring to your statement that he tried answering the question, which if you watch it again you see him NOT answering the question, Kamala wasn’t perfect but your guy dodged most of the questions. And also if any liberal politicians don’t do social distancing/masks then that is also wrong, but whataboutism doesn’t change the fact that you Republicans flout the rules and scientific guidelines issued by your own CDC

  • @NeuroticNightmares07
    @NeuroticNightmares07 3 года назад +151

    Who's looking forward to Jeff Goldblum playing the fly on SNL

    • @blackbuddhaPA
      @blackbuddhaPA 3 года назад +6

      Maybe Gina Davis will make a cameo appearance! 😄😄 where’s Gina Davis anyway???

    • @WorldOfARandomVegan
      @WorldOfARandomVegan 3 года назад +2

      Yesssssssssss!

    • @WorldOfARandomVegan
      @WorldOfARandomVegan 3 года назад +1

      @Martin Van Lent Absolutely!

    • @SUGAR_XYLER
      @SUGAR_XYLER 3 года назад +1

      @@blackbuddhaPA
      😑 who cares, she's OLD

    • @cravarc
      @cravarc 3 года назад +2

      Genius.

  • @chrisbartlett9589
    @chrisbartlett9589 3 года назад +7

    You're right, Stephen! There was a toilet paper shopping spree here in New Zealand many months ago and since then we've eliminated the virus from the community twice.

    • @sassafrasdinglemeyer4513
      @sassafrasdinglemeyer4513 3 года назад

      Chris Bartlett I am a huge fan of your country, we were fortunate to visit 5 years ago. New Zealand has a lot to teach the rest of the world, you stopped shootings, you stopped the virus. I wish we Americans were so smart.

  • @luckylukemapinggaming5246
    @luckylukemapinggaming5246 3 года назад +10

    I remember watching the fly, and I was bawling my eyes out the entire time! 😝😝😝

  • @TjRidesfb
    @TjRidesfb 3 года назад +38

    Well the first signs of decomposition are flies 🤣

    • @iadorenewyork1
      @iadorenewyork1 3 года назад +1

      Does that mean Pence is part corpse? Shudder!

  • @tylerwinkler8590
    @tylerwinkler8590 3 года назад +37

    Thank you Stephen. You and Jon Oliver have definitely helped take the edge off the last 4 years

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime 3 года назад +29

    The thoughts and prayers for the fly's family actually got me hard, damn Stephen how do you do this?

    • @patcholi3201
      @patcholi3201 3 года назад +1

      it won't live long enough to survive

  • @robertainey4269
    @robertainey4269 3 года назад +6

    I love your wife's giggles in the background, Stephen (assuming she's an audience of one). Either she has a great sense of humor or loves you very much. Both could also be the case.
    Keep up the good work, as it's a ray of sunshine and mirth in this unique time.

  • @tropicalaquarium5807
    @tropicalaquarium5807 3 года назад +58

    1969 - Moon landing
    2020 - Fly landing
    **Breaking news - Fly landing was shot in a studio!! 😳😱

    • @anactaneustheeleventh2542
      @anactaneustheeleventh2542 3 года назад +2

      Tropical Aquarium
      Hehehe!! The fly has landed, 🤣🤣🤣You can see the people in the “right” heads about to explode because of this thing🤣🤣🤣

    • @anactaneustheeleventh2542
      @anactaneustheeleventh2542 3 года назад

      Elliott Bethea
      Hehehe!!! That is one small step for fly, one giant leap for the Flykind. 🤣🤣🤣 Lol!

  • @nicotorio8627
    @nicotorio8627 3 года назад +57

    Goodness, Harris must be so frustrated engaging with such a rambling, lightweight bore. No wonder the fly nodded off.

  • @andieisabella
    @andieisabella 3 года назад +74

    It laid it's eggs. Eventually, they will find the maggots eating the rot.

  • @breezenking
    @breezenking 3 года назад +6

    You hit the nail on the head, with the joke of the fly. “his so full of crap”. I actually visualize the crap of the fly dropping on his head.

  • @alexcarter8807
    @alexcarter8807 3 года назад +267

    Fly thought Pency was dead, flies never settle that long on anything living.

    • @karenl7786
      @karenl7786 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @carlthiele6213
      @carlthiele6213 3 года назад +4

      I THOUGHT THE SAME THING HE LOOKS DEAD and TALKS LIKE he's dead ! NO UPS DOWNS AND FLYS ALSO LIKE THINGS THAT STINK !

    • @truthalltheway6791
      @truthalltheway6791 3 года назад

      🤣🤣

    • @northwesttravels7234
      @northwesttravels7234 3 года назад

      Santa Clarita Diet perhaps?

    • @aldovera3789
      @aldovera3789 3 года назад +1

      Flys love piles of shit, they stick around them.

  • @sluttymctits4496
    @sluttymctits4496 3 года назад +144

    I actually groaned in disappointment when the fly flew away. He breathed life into Pence's ramblings and brought America together. What a true American hero. This one's for you, Fly.

    • @jeremyd2212
      @jeremyd2212 3 года назад

      Weirdo lefty's need a fly to give them hope for this election now. What's next.

    • @sluttymctits4496
      @sluttymctits4496 3 года назад +9

      @@jeremyd2212 - Or it's just a funny addition to the craziness we've all experienced this year. Don't lose your sense of humor.

    • @rudy103069
      @rudy103069 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/aakhRVbDjzE/видео.html

    • @mr.mojorisin5325
      @mr.mojorisin5325 3 года назад +4

      Slutty McTits ....your screen name had me rolling 🤣😂🤣

    • @rudy103069
      @rudy103069 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/KP7_HEISfgk/видео.html

  • @JLF201
    @JLF201 3 года назад +8

    I can’t believe I missed the fly when I was watching the debate.

  • @dbone3356
    @dbone3356 3 года назад +16

    *Stephen does impersonation of Bernie Sanders*
    "I miss him."
    We all do Stephen. But we aren't allowed to have nice things, so we'll have to make due with Biden.

  • @fribergjonas
    @fribergjonas 3 года назад +194

    Who else misses Jons "ding" on the piano when Stephen puts something down off camera?

    • @kamimcmanus508
      @kamimcmanus508 3 года назад +2

      I miss the real show. So much.

    • @ToddSocks
      @ToddSocks 3 года назад

      jesse husky the cyberpup it’s live

    • @renemauricePereira
      @renemauricePereira 3 года назад +1

      Oh lord yesssss!!!!!

    • @garymingy8671
      @garymingy8671 3 года назад

      Jon needs his own show , drummer as a side kick ,. Whoa- oh ! ..truck drummer drives Jon shot gun , 3-4 guests in the sleeper...band in a shipping crate , follow the surf!

    • @mjefferson3223
      @mjefferson3223 3 года назад

      I do

  • @obsidiana07
    @obsidiana07 3 года назад +464

    When will they get Samuel L. Jackson to moderate these things?

    • @rudy103069
      @rudy103069 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/aakhRVbDjzE/видео.html

    • @rudy103069
      @rudy103069 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/KP7_HEISfgk/видео.html

    • @XanonymousX5150
      @XanonymousX5150 3 года назад +14

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍YES!!!!! HE WOULD BE PERFECT👍

    • @RansomeStoddard
      @RansomeStoddard 3 года назад +25

      "You had your time. Now you need to shut the **** up!"

    • @tommyt1971
      @tommyt1971 3 года назад +5

      I want Henry Rollins!!

  • @nogod7184
    @nogod7184 3 года назад +110

    I would like the next presidential debate is moderated by Lewis Black.

    • @cindygordon7607
      @cindygordon7607 3 года назад +12

      Or Samuel L. Jackson.

    • @mikegamerguy4776
      @mikegamerguy4776 3 года назад +10

      Oh man Lewis Black would be the best moderator for 2020. YES!

    • @derfnoslein1178
      @derfnoslein1178 3 года назад +11

      Yes, if Mr. Black were the moderator it would get top ratings. And Lewis wouldn’t stand for any bul-hit either

    • @Dionysos640
      @Dionysos640 3 года назад +4

      Ricky Gervais?

    • @ajcbng8289
      @ajcbng8289 3 года назад +5

      @@Dionysos640 Ricky is way above the GOP reading level😂

  • @fruitloop9784
    @fruitloop9784 3 года назад +5

    The line about the fly being his black friend, just cracked me up with laughter. The Late Show rocks.

  • @lilivonshtup3808
    @lilivonshtup3808 3 года назад +346

    Understandably, the fly mistook Pence for a cadaver.

  • @SusiBiker
    @SusiBiker 3 года назад +85

    Lord of the Flies. The Devil himself.

  • @nicholebankson9622
    @nicholebankson9622 3 года назад +3

    I absolutely LOVE how much it pleases him when he makes his wife laugh!

  • @robertabouchard1477
    @robertabouchard1477 3 года назад +7

    There are Canadian Provinces (States) that have less cases than the White House, just an FYI.

  • @joarejorell
    @joarejorell 3 года назад +47

    I really love how Stephen’s wife is cracking up all the times. That is a man that makes his wife laugh😄👍👏❤️Happy marriage.

  • @MaryDzohara
    @MaryDzohara 3 года назад +183

    "He's so full of crap, he's attracting flies!" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @alanrose5959
      @alanrose5959 3 года назад

      I guess you haven't ever had a fly land on you?

    • @schoolcraft420
      @schoolcraft420 3 года назад +6

      @@josephschmidt2132 must've sensed death somehow

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 3 года назад +2

      @@bK2pa Do you have your GED?

    • @nataliedelagrandiere4022
      @nataliedelagrandiere4022 3 года назад +6

      @@bK2pa Biden 2020. Harris 2024.

    • @paulyt5159
      @paulyt5159 3 года назад +1

      @@bK2pa YOUR A MORON IN 2020! AND YOU'LL STILL BE A MORON IN 2024!

  • @janeedginton8736
    @janeedginton8736 3 года назад +5

    "I'd like to release my tests, but my nostrils are under audit". What a priceless line. Hilarious

  • @jamesbramlett6796
    @jamesbramlett6796 3 года назад +5

    The fly knows a piece of crap when it sees one

  • @bone1on1
    @bone1on1 3 года назад +197

    That fly is now in Walter Reed hospital in quarantine

    • @rudy103069
      @rudy103069 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/aakhRVbDjzE/видео.html

    • @rudy103069
      @rudy103069 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/KP7_HEISfgk/видео.html

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 3 года назад +3

      @@rudy103069 Get a life.

    • @quietstorm8100
      @quietstorm8100 3 года назад +1

      Stopppp itttt
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @FUB654
      @FUB654 3 года назад +1

      😂

  • @bbtb785
    @bbtb785 3 года назад +138

    "He's so full of crap he's attracting flies." Classic!!!

    • @dogwittheheadset2512
      @dogwittheheadset2512 3 года назад +4

      Oh yeah so original, didn’t hear that hundreds of times before

    • @mayakane9978
      @mayakane9978 3 года назад +2

      It was more like "OH MY GOD HE'S SO FULL OF CR@P HE'S ATTRACTING FLIES" but oh well

    • @patcholi3201
      @patcholi3201 3 года назад +2

      literally

  • @Technica1_
    @Technica1_ 3 года назад +10

    You won me over at "Titanic shot out of a catapult"

  • @MisterImmeasurable
    @MisterImmeasurable 3 года назад +3

    I love when your wife (if that’s your wife) laughs in the background 😅💜

  • @advocacynaccountablity
    @advocacynaccountablity 3 года назад +131

    The fly already has it's own Twitter account.

  • @thealaskapirate
    @thealaskapirate 3 года назад +337

    THEY NEED TO USE SHOCK COLLARS AT THESE DEBATES

    • @april4769
      @april4769 3 года назад +9

      I would pay for that!! Lmao 🤣

    • @deniser3467
      @deniser3467 3 года назад +5

      I totally agree!!

    • @phoebearmstrong9804
      @phoebearmstrong9804 3 года назад +6

      Bwahahaha👍

    • @samasonedderman
      @samasonedderman 3 года назад +6

      How much, I live on London. Do you take PayPal?!😂😂. Stella

    • @matthewkoch6937
      @matthewkoch6937 3 года назад +6

      Or gavels. "Your time is up-just let me say this" SLAM-SLAM-SLAM.

  • @sergiospallino2611
    @sergiospallino2611 3 года назад +32

    In the Italian language, "the fly" is called "mosca" as the Russian city Mosca (Moscow).
    Perhaps it is a reference to possible agreements with the Russians?

    • @elwray3506
      @elwray3506 3 года назад +1

      I hate to play the smartass, but the name of the Russian capital is pronounced "Mus-Qua" in Russian.

  • @The_Jiant
    @The_Jiant 3 года назад +80

    I honestly was surprised how often Pence lied. I knew he was a bad person, and enabled Trump's behavior, but I didn't realize how willing he would be to lie.

    • @georgehale5133
      @georgehale5133 3 года назад +8

      He's a lapdog, he'll do anything Trump asks...anything

    • @delcapslock100
      @delcapslock100 3 года назад +12

      To be fair, there is no way to defend Trump without lying.

    • @simfer_6782
      @simfer_6782 3 года назад +6

      Can you please tell us when and about what Pence lied ?

    • @kindlin
      @kindlin 3 года назад +9

      @@simfer_6782
      1 out of every 2 sentences, at least, had a lie in it. Take your pick.

    • @simfer_6782
      @simfer_6782 3 года назад +6

      @@kindlin Oh, thank you for telling me the exact examples when he lied😂😂...Do you even wazch the debate ? Or you just

  • @summerlewis7194
    @summerlewis7194 3 года назад +250

    The fly literally got his 2 minutes of uniteruptions

    • @MrDigztheswagking
      @MrDigztheswagking 3 года назад +5

      😂😂

    • @dionysus9876
      @dionysus9876 3 года назад +5

      Nice!

    • @mynameisworld
      @mynameisworld 3 года назад +7

      I didn't notice the fly during the debate. I can't stand to look at Pence. He's so creepy. He looks like an expired slice of bologna with a face.

  • @cjampack2011
    @cjampack2011 3 года назад +70

    "I have a black friend; this fly on my head." Hahahah! I spit my coffee out on that one! 😆 🤣 😂

    • @RedBizou
      @RedBizou 3 года назад +5

      @Josephine Bournes I think that's the point. He was talking as if he was Pence. And what we can tell from him and Trump they don't seem to have an issue with dehumanizing people.

    • @annmariering6606
      @annmariering6606 3 года назад

      Josephine Bournes Black people on Twitter said they weren’t offended as they knew it wasn’t a jibe at them but at Pence!

    • @bettyveronica460
      @bettyveronica460 3 года назад

      Yaaaaasssss 😂😂😂

    • @latarribell7827
      @latarribell7827 3 года назад +2

      @Josephine Bournes I can't speak for all black people and I'm black. The joke was funny to me, and even though there are some folks that come close to the line with pigmentation, there are no truly "black" people, just as there are no truly "white " people. We are too busy trying not to get killed during a routine traffic stop to be worried about what may or may not be an offensive joke.

  • @ghazale.355
    @ghazale.355 3 года назад +27

    I remember what he was talking about when the fly landed on his head, he was denouncing systemic racism and saying that it wasn't prevalent in our country

    • @AsmodeusMictian
      @AsmodeusMictian 3 года назад +7

      @Alex Capwell lol "harlot"?
      Alex? Show us on the doll where the internet hurt you buddy. You're not alone, you can get help for your ignorant misogyny. You can do this!
      Or just take your insult from the 1600's back to your cave with you, that would work too. Mom's probably got cookies and everything, go on now ya little scamp!

    • @steppentofortune7934
      @steppentofortune7934 3 года назад +4

      Alex Capwell no, he confronted you because you’re wrong.

    • @serjoerickii3262
      @serjoerickii3262 3 года назад +1

      Steppen Tofortune He failed to confront him, he provided little no facts thus resorting to insults to belittle his argument

    • @chrisstuart6651
      @chrisstuart6651 3 года назад

      Who is dependent on systematic racism-Joe Biden: "If you vote for Trump, you ain't black."

    • @chrisstuart6651
      @chrisstuart6651 3 года назад

      Who is dependent on systematic racism-Joe Biden: "If you vote for Trump, you ain't black."

  • @judeesee894
    @judeesee894 3 года назад +3

    OMG Colbert is at his comedy peak these days! Freaking hilarious!!

  • @e.l.2963
    @e.l.2963 3 года назад +39

    Once I saw the fly, I knew the "fly on a pile of SH*T" joke was going to be in this show :)

  • @tcs007
    @tcs007 3 года назад +80

    "The fly was Pence's first black friend" - twitterverse

  • @pauldacus4590
    @pauldacus4590 3 года назад +17

    Whenever a fly lands, it vomits up some of the contents of it's bowels..
    For this fly *IT WAS MIKE PENCE*

  • @judithhowland9533
    @judithhowland9533 3 года назад +3

    Your show is great! Made me laugh out loud tonight. Just what I needed, thank you!

  • @edvaira6891
    @edvaira6891 3 года назад +338

    Shouldn’t Pence have turned into a pillar of salt right after the “”From the first day, Pres Trump put the health of all Americans front and center” comment?!!

    • @falcovg2
      @falcovg2 3 года назад +17

      You only turn into a pillar of salt if you look back when god is committing genocide.

    • @ericc.sabadin4513
      @ericc.sabadin4513 3 года назад +6

      Trump annointed Pence Americas Czar Against COVID-19 ... How did THAT work out? It's sad... Taiwan had less than 25 Deaths in the WHOLE Country and The White House INFECTED 23 of their "OWN" , with 211,000 DEAD Americans.... MURDEROUS!!!

    • @TheTrueAnswer
      @TheTrueAnswer 3 года назад

      Shouldn't Kamala turn into a pillar of salt, after you know denying calling Biden a racist during this very election cycle?
      Go back and watch the primary debates from last year (but I guess no one can remember past the last eight months), because she sure didn't seem to like Biden then.

    • @Skyprince27
      @Skyprince27 3 года назад +5

      For me, the pillar of salt moment is when Pence said there’s no systemic racism in the USA.

    • @TheTrueAnswer
      @TheTrueAnswer 3 года назад

      @@Skyprince27 right... as he looks to a black woman across the stage. Get real bud, if there really was systematic racism, she wouldn't be allowed in the same building as the whitest man on the planet.

  • @EM-py7km
    @EM-py7km 3 года назад +113

    I cannot look at Stephen Miller without thinking: "Squidward!"

    • @dw1617
      @dw1617 3 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @dandubreuil9676
      @dandubreuil9676 3 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @StephBer1
      @StephBer1 3 года назад +13

      I just hope, if Miller goes to hospital, that all his doctors and nurses are immigrants. Just a little touch of hell for him.

    • @grady9752
      @grady9752 3 года назад +19

      I can't look at Stephen Miller without thinking Auschwitz-Birkenau. I see him in an SS uniform, all straight backed and proud, working the platform as the trains arrived. Evil has found a new home in the body of this horrible human being. Can you name one redeeming value of Stephen Miller?

    • @casadegaitan
      @casadegaitan 3 года назад +2

      Lmaooo

  • @sheenak3733
    @sheenak3733 3 года назад +4

    Why does Pence's face barely move when he speaks?

  • @KnumskullOfficial
    @KnumskullOfficial 3 года назад +14

    RBG: "I wish I was a Fly on the wall at the VP debate".

    • @jetsamperes5762
      @jetsamperes5762 3 года назад +1

      I'm thinking her wish would have been something like if they ignore my dying wish my second wish is they all get covid at my replacement's garden party.

  • @iluvdissheet
    @iluvdissheet 3 года назад +42

    I know it's corny but I like hearing Evie laugh at Stephen's jokes 🤭

  • @karissakline6765
    @karissakline6765 3 года назад +29

    When you get owned by a fly, you know you done messed up.

  • @joe2mercs
    @joe2mercs 3 года назад +2

    The fly is quoted as saying “True to my nature when I see so much BS I set down on it and stay a while”

  • @monig5350
    @monig5350 3 года назад +11

    The moderator ought to have a little switch that can just shut of either person's microphone if they repeatedly refuse to respect the time limits.

  • @buch1224
    @buch1224 3 года назад +301

    The fly was female and now Mother wants a divorce.

    • @geraldmartin3686
      @geraldmartin3686 3 года назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @winterbeaches
      @winterbeaches 3 года назад +18

      Trump told Pence to offer the fly $130k.

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 3 года назад +23

      Actually it has been reported that the fly was a male. Pence now wants it to go through conversion therapy.

    • @kiwidreams3
      @kiwidreams3 3 года назад +8

      Ashcool yeah and he asked mother if Jared can go with him😇😇😇😇😇

    • @toadjiang7626
      @toadjiang7626 3 года назад +11

      Much better if the fly was a male, just imagine how hard Mike Pence would be praying right now to get rid of his inner gayness.

  • @larrytucker3693
    @larrytucker3693 3 года назад +221

    I can just see God saying " Let's see, what rhymes with LIE?"

    • @alanrose5959
      @alanrose5959 3 года назад +10

      Wow, clever.

    • @handyvickers
      @handyvickers 3 года назад +10

      Very funny!!! 😂😅🤣

    • @pantherwmn70
      @pantherwmn70 3 года назад +10

      Great😅😅😅😂😂😂😅😂😅!

    • @jrelivingmeme
      @jrelivingmeme 3 года назад +2

      omg, this killed me. why doesn't this comment have more likes xD

    • @handyvickers
      @handyvickers 3 года назад +2

      @@jrelivingmeme yeah, you're right.. Larry 's on fire with that one.... 🤣😅😂

  • @artmcteagle
    @artmcteagle 3 года назад +21

    Trump isn't the most tested man, he's the most detested...

  • @deniser3467
    @deniser3467 3 года назад +76

    $20 he hasn’t tested in a month and was just hoping everyone else would get tested.

    • @georgehale5133
      @georgehale5133 3 года назад +3

      Too bad cult member Amy didn't catch covid again, it'd be a perfect welcome to Trumpland

    • @TheBusyJane
      @TheBusyJane 3 года назад +2

      It's probably been months, if ever.

    • @rosaliefaux1881
      @rosaliefaux1881 3 года назад

      Right beer says he's never tested

  • @diecritical387
    @diecritical387 3 года назад +62

    The only reason why Pence allowed the barriers, was because, quote, "Mother doesn't want me near two other women."

  • @luciustitius
    @luciustitius 3 года назад +65

    Who is called the „Lord of the Flies“? Exactly.

    • @joeyj6808
      @joeyj6808 3 года назад

      Are we talkin' Beelzebubba?

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua 3 года назад

      @Helen T buzz off. 😉
      #joking

    • @pholliez
      @pholliez 3 года назад +2

      Whoever has the conch, Piggy.

  • @plasmaglowmusic1655
    @plasmaglowmusic1655 3 года назад +2

    That Fly: "I Smell BS" **Lands on Pence**

  • @myown8849
    @myown8849 3 года назад +2

    “God bless you fly” 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @MrAlexandermartis
    @MrAlexandermartis 3 года назад +59

    The fly knows a powdered sugar covered turd when he sees one.

  • @nptdz
    @nptdz 3 года назад +135

    The fly was on his head for 2 minutes and 3 seconds. Even the fly could understand time limits better than Pence.

    • @adityasriram7426
      @adityasriram7426 3 года назад

      Yeah same with kamala you liberal sjw

    • @nptdz
      @nptdz 3 года назад +3

      @@adityasriram7426 not even close between the two. So stuff it troll

  • @bambleambadon
    @bambleambadon 3 года назад +2

    That fly had a hell of a time figuring out why that corpse was moving so much.

  • @sharonadame2655
    @sharonadame2655 3 года назад +2

    Hilarious! Great material. Thanks for a tremendously good laugh.

  • @theoclarke5510
    @theoclarke5510 3 года назад +16

    So there really is truth to that expression, "Like a fly on SH!T"

  • @adamgrotto8163
    @adamgrotto8163 3 года назад +49

    Remember when the role of moderator was considered important in debates?

    • @whocares2087.1
      @whocares2087.1 3 года назад +8

      Remember when America was still claiming to be a democracy?

    • @coloringwithd
      @coloringwithd 3 года назад +1

      I remember when moderators had spines and testicular fortitude. They need a 3-2-1 countdown sign before the moderator goes off on the person breaking the agreed to rules. :-)

    • @leelo5203
      @leelo5203 3 года назад

      In a land far away

  • @macforme
    @macforme 3 года назад +3

    Time flies when you are having fun watching Stephen Colbert...
    Flies like Mike Pence.

  • @melanierichards775
    @melanierichards775 3 года назад +3

    I've missed your 'Bernie' .. fantastic.. 🤣🤣👍

  • @Yaseface
    @Yaseface 3 года назад +165

    “If the titanic had been shot out of a catapult instead of pushed into the sea it could have collided with the Hindenburg killing billions”
    4:49
    What a freaking amazing line

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 3 года назад +4

      I can't watch the circus that is American politics anymore.

    • @rudy103069
      @rudy103069 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/aakhRVbDjzE/видео.html

    • @rudy103069
      @rudy103069 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/KP7_HEISfgk/видео.html

    • @rudy103069
      @rudy103069 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/-9nZFq7XWXc/видео.html

    • @InarusLynx
      @InarusLynx 3 года назад +3

      I fucking died when he said this shit 🤣

  • @airlinena
    @airlinena 3 года назад +240

    FLIES & LIES 2020

  • @sandraleehurst873
    @sandraleehurst873 3 года назад +1

    Brilliant writing. Crucial work. ⚘⚘⚘⚘⚘⚘⚘

  • @thefckenview5602
    @thefckenview5602 3 года назад +1

    Proof Flies do LOVE there Sh*t..!! Lol

  • @joshDammmit
    @joshDammmit 3 года назад +699

    Bernie had an adorable little songbird flutter to his side, and pence had a shiteating fly land on his head.

    • @carolynwestlake7670
      @carolynwestlake7670 3 года назад +61

      Good versus evil

    • @Markusewitz
      @Markusewitz 3 года назад +20

      Karma...

    • @christinebuckingham8369
      @christinebuckingham8369 3 года назад +17

      👍💯💥💥💥

    • @Mom_sBasement
      @Mom_sBasement 3 года назад +27

      Both were signs from God.

    • @williamsutter8047
      @williamsutter8047 3 года назад +9

      Might not want to gloss over that 60million Americans infected with Swine flu thing Colbert, you know during the Obama/Biden administration... Corona virus is even more infectious, and contagious. What about 2.2 million people would be dead by now if that many Americans had Corona? little over 7 million infected with Corona under Trump, over 60 million with swine under Obama/Biden... Look it up. Google it.
      But you know what? A fly landed on Pence for two full minutes. Lets focus on that. Colbert really respects your intelligence doesn't he?

  • @beauregardburnsideiii1161
    @beauregardburnsideiii1161 3 года назад +320

    Pence as so boring that even the fly fell asleep

    • @azharsyarawi
      @azharsyarawi 3 года назад +5

      Hahaha so right🤣😂

    • @tonymontana-wd9hv
      @tonymontana-wd9hv 3 года назад +6

      Beauregard Burnside III mike pence was so boring that the fly actually committed suicide

    • @carolprice1389
      @carolprice1389 3 года назад +1

      And died.

    • @ismailnyeyusof3520
      @ismailnyeyusof3520 3 года назад +3

      Lol, that’s why it stayed there so long!

    • @wandarobinson4181
      @wandarobinson4181 3 года назад +5

      When Pence moved his head, the fly didn't even fly away 😂😂😂 what is that telling you 😆😆😆

  • @lordsesshomaru8960
    @lordsesshomaru8960 3 года назад +9

    When you watched pence during that debate, & heard him speak. I think most would agree that in general you felt "ugh", and that the same applies to whenever you have to tolerate or deal with any pests. Like flies..ugh.
    To be in that position you have to "try" to be that politically inept. When will we the people get enough of the bullshit?
    Edit: we literally give those "politicians" all that money they dont even deserve. I look forward to the day we change the whole system for the absolute truth and well being of everyone.

  • @suemaize5614
    @suemaize5614 3 года назад +1

    I love the giggle track in the background after every one of Stephen's zingers! :))

  • @DelightLovesMovies
    @DelightLovesMovies 3 года назад +257

    That fly knows a real pile of poop when it sees one.

    • @Dahlia10
      @Dahlia10 3 года назад +2

      That's kind of what I said on RUclips but a little more you know

    • @kevinhilton5180
      @kevinhilton5180 3 года назад +1

      It’s funny pence won so all you guys can talk about is the fly kinda sad to be honest

    • @Dahlia10
      @Dahlia10 3 года назад

      @@kevinhilton5180 if he did win what does he get to be Trump's you know what buddy again

    • @kevinhilton5180
      @kevinhilton5180 3 года назад

      Donna Keeling It’s not if he did win he definitely won all I’m saying is that’s all you guys can talk about

  • @jjteacher7482
    @jjteacher7482 3 года назад +88

    Steven Miller: The first time he was positive on something that could help Americans.

    • @rudy103069
      @rudy103069 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/aakhRVbDjzE/видео.html

    • @rudy103069
      @rudy103069 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/KP7_HEISfgk/видео.html

  • @NoticeMeShizun
    @NoticeMeShizun 3 года назад +2

    Ngl I’m living for the number of times I can hear wheeze laughs off camera. It’s the only thing keeping me sane rn XD

  • @fierceegal7880
    @fierceegal7880 3 года назад +2

    You "miss that guy"? Imagine being an American without health insurance. Then you'd need him.