Ooofff I’ve never been so into a bit and laughing at 2race and instantly straight cringing within a millisecond. That was literally the first time that’s happened to me.
Nick knowing Mr Freezes whole backstory and name dropping clock king but apparently not knowing ventriloquist or calling him Dr Freeze means he's definitely hiding his power level
This the second time Nick got Celine Dion and Shenia Twain mixed up. Then and there the pod was doomed, and Stav dreamed to imagine himself his own podcast.
wait no wait ok this is hilarious and all but the fact that nick can’t seem to comprehend a 5 incher means *math symbols float around head as a strings section plays a slowly intensifying but low-enough-energy piece that conveys a smart guy doing calculations* nicks got a big hog, that’s hot
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All these clever names and then just "gay alfred"
Galfred maybe?
Well he’s British, so his gayness is implied. Should’ve just called him Alfred the Brit.
Ooofff I’ve never been so into a bit and laughing at 2race and instantly straight cringing within a millisecond. That was literally the first time that’s happened to me.
“Clever”
@@TheGoonSquadd i found it funny
"Poison HIV" out of _nowhere_ had to be the funniest thing I've ever heard.
Isn't it "Positive HIV"? If not, then it should be
Holy Christ that is amazing
Definitely the best thing since cholo fugue state (tbh I dunno which came first also I'm gay)
@@JC-oq5ex I think this bit is from one of the first 40 episodes if I remember correctly. Cholo fugue is way later
"brain" got me good too
"Two race" is one of the funniest bits I've heard all year loooooool
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Half Billy Dee, Half Aaron Eckhart or Tommy Lee Jones
☠️☠️☠️
Truly Adam's best episode.
hood classic
What about when he shit himself
Naming yourself after your favorite podcaster in online chess is the weirdest form of parasocial relationship I've seen in a while
Just me and my best friend Nick Mullen playing chess :)
Yea that’s actually fucking crazy. People need to go outside Jesus lmaooo
This channel is Nick though. He’s just posting his favorite bits.
Atleast he's got a halfway decent rating.
It’s actually him lol
Nick knowing Mr Freezes whole backstory and name dropping clock king but apparently not knowing ventriloquist or calling him Dr Freeze means he's definitely hiding his power level
😂
Same thing with how he coincidentally seems to have an encyclopaedic knowledge of Star Trek but still calls the show and the fans autistic
@@alexanderthegreat1270 Nick wants to hide his pop culture knowledge because he lives with the fact that he's a real life Gex
@@alexanderthegreat1270 He’s also done this with LOTR
His extensive Sesame Street knowledge just to spew visceral hatred for Elmo’s dad
Nick actually laughing is like music to my gay ears
That is gay… But so am I
He's such a sweet boy I can save him
4:49
@@scrotooftheninefingers218he makes me cum
I love that Nick almost crashed his car after recording this episode just laughing to himself about CumEatssioner Gordan
I like how nicks bane occasionally transitions into sean Connery James bond.
Dark Knight Rises Bane did the exact same thing. That was potentially the dumbest accent a movie character has ever had.
Yeah, Bane in the Dark Knight sounded like Sean Connery talking through a McDonald's drive-thru intercom at times.
no one in my real life can ever know how hard I laughed at this
I get my married friends in trouble sharing this.
Tell them to get divorced. They have narrow minded, homophobic wives
Be careful, you dont want to be the cause of a gay divorce
Married to dudes I hope
That’s really gay
@@mrscruffles801truly the only real form of marriage
Just wait till he finds out riddlers name is Edward Nigma
You're fucking kidding me. That's amazing
Nigma Balls haha gottem
N-Word Ligma
Nigma balls
Edward Nigama
...
he's japanese
Nick's very serious but very confused and distressed Batman is the best.
The genuine laughs that Nick has in here are so pure
Gay
It's a shame the wrong guy left
@@mactallica9293 no, stav is cringe and annoying.
@amp4105 yet nick started cumtown with him
@@amp4105how are you going to say that and act like Adam is better 😂😂😂
Hearing Nick laugh at Poison HIV being just a gay guy in green is fucking hilarious
oh, "gay guy in green". I thought he said "gangrene", which also pleased me.
6:47 the fact that the chess game says “white won” at this particular point in the conversation is otherworldly.
This video. The Nick and stav riffing. The laughing. It makes me happy (the gay kind)
2 race "shiiiiiiit" made me spit out my drink
2:40
Poison HIV is maybe the hardest I’ve laughed unexpectedly in a long time
I died when Nick said "Poison HIV"
Prob the happiest these 2 were together
Lots of great Woody Woodpecker chuckles from Stav in this segment
I'm a bit more partial of Adams Eccho the dolphin cackle myself.
*cackles in Greek*
this clip should be in the library of congress
The Godfather 2 of bits
You see Batman, you gotta give respect to get respect.
Does one half of Two Race own a steakhouse?
@@Elcore One half owns and Andre's, and the other owns an Outback.
@@Tunkkis I thought the other half owned the coffee shop Adam was banned from?
This was genuinely some of the best improv comedy stav has ever done, which is sad
Stav is funny and is a minor riffgod. I haven’t followed him after cumtown but don’t be mean to him plz
have you heard some of the shit they say to him on the show? he'll be fine.
This show is one guy who's funny and two parasites
you don't know what you're talking about.
cumeatsonor gordon is a certified hood classic
Thank you guys so much for that true belly laugh at the Alfred. I spasmd from laughing
I think about Cumeatsoner Gordon every time I see something Batman related and I have to come back to this.
I don’t think this one will ever get old
I almost choked laughing. This is one of the best bits ever.
the plot of cumtown is “what if you made a podcast with your dumbest friend?”
The last time I laughed so hard was over a decade ago while listening to O&A
lol first guy really hung his queen like that
Stav will make a joke about anybody, regardless of religion, gender, or race.
Except black people 😂😂
Two minutes into the clip and I have laughed more than I have in 2 months with TAFSP
BRAIN AND JELKER IS COMEDIC GOLD 😂😂😂
i didn't notice adam wasn't there until they mentioned him
Kinda bummed nobody came up with ScareBlow. He jumps out and gives you surprise blowJs.
I've been laughing at the Niggler for weeks. A strategic L XD
Niggle me this, Batman. What is 13 but also 50?
@@Clembo what?
@@punpun666 Percentage of the population committing 50% of the crimes.
I'm loud and obnoxious and like music that rhymes...
@@jackcrater9725Sometimes I like to commit cr-
Danny devito as the Nguin
Poison HIV is one of the funniest thing they ever came up with
Idk how I went so long without these guys.
"We need Adam" would never reverberate so shittily till now
That’s gotta be the funniest way to rob a bank.
2 race is their peak, brilliant
shiiii
This could've been a three hour long bit to be fair
This the second time Nick got Celine Dion and Shenia Twain mixed up. Then and there the pod was doomed, and Stav dreamed to imagine himself his own podcast.
Scat Woman so flawless
I miss the old days
This never fails to make me laugh my ass off
Rare to near nick actually laugh haha
I was at work when i first heard this, had to replay it 3 times throught the day😂
Nick makes autism look easy
5:56 Gay Adam's contribution to the whole conversation.
Love hearing Nick laugh so much
Damn I wish that lasted an hour
Lovely
Adam is so funny in this one
When i was seven i would listen to this direlessly
Wow dude those batman villain jokes were beautiful
S tier. Case closed.
What episode was this? This is so fucking funny
Episode 91
Stav us a legend for throwing out commissioner gordon
Nick and stav are 1000x more powerful than Nick and adam.
Stav leaving reminded everyone that Adam is terrible
*CLASSIC*
Pity they didn't get to clayface.
Gayface
Spraycumonmyface
@@sergeykogin6474THERE IT IS
Cumface
How could they miss Rash al Gooch
They really missed an opportunity not doing killer croc lol
This Will never not be beautiful
This is the only thing that keeps my depression at bay
The Alfred bit is so good
Robin is Throbin
Commissioner Ned diddly Flanderino.
This was the first cumtown clip my friend shared with me
Adam was great in this
Couldn't concentrate on the podcast after 1:42. That knight move was insane.
I absolutely lost brain cells from this
God how did they stand Stavos’ laugh for years ,15 minutes and it makes my head hurt
Classic.
When Nick said he combines all those singers I immediately thought of Fiona Apple and Alanis before he even said them
“Gordan”
never heard Nick laugh this much 😂
"Harvey you're better than this" 😆
This and gay lotr are my favourite cumtown bits
which episode is this from?
Nice to hear from cumeatsoner gordon again
Pardon me, I’m gay.
11:30 jewel is the one without teeth
Watched the chess match, forgot I was listening to a funny podcast
3:16 😂
im crying laughing
two-race is brilliant
These guys remind of the 15-17 year old's on my Boy Scout camp sitting around a fire, with no adult supervision. But I love the fuck out of them!
some would say you loved them a little bit TOO much
2 inches only has a 1 incher but it has the acid attack scars on half
two race is S tier
The postmodern, gay Batman we deserve.
Commissioner Jordan Peterson
Commissioner James Corden was pretty good
Poison H.I.V. is my favorite.
You can tell by the piece jiggle he does that he's legit. 2700+ always do it
wait no wait ok this is hilarious and all but the fact that nick can’t seem to comprehend a 5 incher means *math symbols float around head as a strings section plays a slowly intensifying but low-enough-energy piece that conveys a smart guy doing calculations* nicks got a big hog, that’s hot
I'm watching video game chess in 1080p and it's probably one of the more interesting things I've done in life