The Halloween costume is worth the asskicking. Ima try it in New Orleans where u get stabbed for kias. Half dreads half Brad Pitt locks, half purple zoot suit half prosecutors suit n bow tie. And clearly half black face. One Jordan one new balance
Ooofff I’ve never been so into a bit and laughing at 2race and instantly straight cringing within a millisecond. That was literally the first time that’s happened to me.
Nick knowing Mr Freezes whole backstory and name dropping clock king but apparently not knowing ventriloquist or calling him Dr Freeze means he's definitely hiding his power level
@@brutallyhonest123yeah cum town would be hilarious if it was Nick alone in a room. This type of being retarded needs to stop. Get off nicks dick, other people can be good at comedy at the same time😂 Christ dude
@@TYBG85his restricted larynx inhale sound makes me want to close his airways. Chriiiist why does he laugh like that? That’s his laugh. When he hears something funny, awful gasping inhale. God damn. My sisters would do that too, they’d laugh their ass off for like 5 seconds. Then they’d do a long sharp inhale, then laugh some more. It’s inane. My laugh is so beautiful and pure and good
This the second time Nick got Celine Dion and Shenia Twain mixed up. Then and there the pod was doomed, and Stav dreamed to imagine himself his own podcast.
He knew what he was doing. He wanted to run with the woke circuit and move up. He didn’t want anything getting dug up on him. Making black jokes will basically get you banned from Hollywood lol
You know that Goku guy, or whatever he's called, when he hides his power level? It's kind of like that, except instead of fighting strength we're measuring autism.
wait no wait ok this is hilarious and all but the fact that nick can’t seem to comprehend a 5 incher means *math symbols float around head as a strings section plays a slowly intensifying but low-enough-energy piece that conveys a smart guy doing calculations* nicks got a big hog, that’s hot
"Two race" is one of the funniest bits I've heard all year loooooool
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Half Billy Dee, Half Aaron Eckhart or Tommy Lee Jones
☠️☠️☠️
Omg this is such a funny riff. Please, please, someoneake an animation.
The Halloween costume is worth the asskicking. Ima try it in New Orleans where u get stabbed for kias. Half dreads half Brad Pitt locks, half purple zoot suit half prosecutors suit n bow tie. And clearly half black face. One Jordan one new balance
All these clever names and then just "gay alfred"
Galfred maybe?
Well he’s British, so his gayness is implied. Should’ve just called him Alfred the Brit.
Ooofff I’ve never been so into a bit and laughing at 2race and instantly straight cringing within a millisecond. That was literally the first time that’s happened to me.
“Clever”
@@TheGoonSquadd i found it funny
"Poison HIV" out of _nowhere_ had to be the funniest thing I've ever heard.
Isn't it "Positive HIV"? If not, then it should be
Holy Christ that is amazing
Definitely the best thing since cholo fugue state (tbh I dunno which came first also I'm gay)
@@JC-oq5ex I think this bit is from one of the first 40 episodes if I remember correctly. Cholo fugue is way later
"brain" got me good too
Truly Adam's best episode.
hood classic
What about when he shit himself
@@aidancallaghan "Edam, I get it... You're very EXPRESSIVE..."
Naming yourself after your favorite podcaster in online chess is the weirdest form of parasocial relationship I've seen in a while
Just me and my best friend Nick Mullen playing chess :)
Yea that’s actually fucking crazy. People need to go outside Jesus lmaooo
This channel is Nick though. He’s just posting his favorite bits.
Atleast he's got a halfway decent rating.
It’s actually him lol
I love that Nick almost crashed his car after recording this episode just laughing to himself about CumEatssioner Gordan
There needs to be a cum town lore coffee table book
Just wait till he finds out riddlers name is Edward Nigma
You're fucking kidding me. That's amazing
Nigma Balls haha gottem
N-Word Ligma
Nigma balls
Edward Nigama
...
he's japanese
no one in my real life can ever know how hard I laughed at this
Nick knowing Mr Freezes whole backstory and name dropping clock king but apparently not knowing ventriloquist or calling him Dr Freeze means he's definitely hiding his power level
😂
Same thing with how he coincidentally seems to have an encyclopaedic knowledge of Star Trek but still calls the show and the fans autistic
@@alexanderthegreat1270 Nick wants to hide his pop culture knowledge because he lives with the fact that he's a real life Gex
@@alexanderthegreat1270 He’s also done this with LOTR
His extensive Sesame Street knowledge just to spew visceral hatred for Elmo’s dad
I get my married friends in trouble sharing this.
Tell them to get divorced. They have narrow minded, homophobic wives
Be careful, you dont want to be the cause of a gay divorce
Married to dudes I hope
That’s really gay
@@mrscruffles801truly the only real form of marriage
1. Enter bank.
2. Almost say n-word.
3. Demand money.
4. ???
5. Profit.
Hearing Nick laugh at Poison HIV being just a gay guy in green is fucking hilarious
oh, "gay guy in green". I thought he said "gangrene", which also pleased me.
I like how nicks bane occasionally transitions into sean Connery James bond.
Dark Knight Rises Bane did the exact same thing. That was potentially the dumbest accent a movie character has ever had.
Yeah, Bane in the Dark Knight sounded like Sean Connery talking through a McDonald's drive-thru intercom at times.
Nick actually laughing is like music to my gay ears
That is gay… But so am I
He's such a sweet boy I can save him
4:49
@@scrotooftheninefingers218he makes me cum
7:10
The genuine laughs that Nick has in here are so pure
Gay
It's a shame the wrong guy left
@@mactallica9293 no, stav is cringe and annoying.
@amp4105 yet nick started cumtown with him
@@amp4105how are you going to say that and act like Adam is better 😂😂😂
Nick's very serious but very confused and distressed Batman is the best.
Your comment is the best.
RACHEL!
Prob the happiest these 2 were together
Poison HIV is maybe the hardest I’ve laughed unexpectedly in a long time
I think about Cumeatsoner Gordon every time I see something Batman related and I have to come back to this.
This video. The Nick and stav riffing. The laughing. It makes me happy (the gay kind)
6:47 the fact that the chess game says “white won” at this particular point in the conversation is otherworldly.
I don’t think this one will ever get old
the plot of cumtown is “what if you made a podcast with your dumbest friend?”
No it's "what if a Jewish guy was Chinese?"
"I think we got all the meat off THAT bone" the video is only 1/3rd finished
cumeatsonor gordon is a certified hood classic
Idk how I went so long without these guys.
this clip should be in the library of congress
The Godfather 2 of bits
Kinda bummed nobody came up with ScareBlow. He jumps out and gives you surprise blowJs.
Omfg what a missed opportunity, fuck!! 😂
Thank you guys so much for that true belly laugh at the Alfred. I spasmd from laughing
I almost choked laughing. This is one of the best bits ever.
I've been laughing at the Niggler for weeks. A strategic L XD
@@Clembo what?
@@punpun666 Percentage of the population committing 50% of the crimes.
I'm loud and obnoxious and like music that rhymes...
@@jackcrater9725Sometimes I like to commit cr-
@@Clembodespite being 13% of the gay population
Poison HIV is one of the funniest thing they ever came up with
This was genuinely some of the best improv comedy stav has ever done, which is sad
Stav is funny and is a minor riffgod. I haven’t followed him after cumtown but don’t be mean to him plz
have you heard some of the shit they say to him on the show? he'll be fine.
This show is one guy who's funny and two parasites
you don't know what you're talking about.
@@brutallyhonest123yeah cum town would be hilarious if it was Nick alone in a room.
This type of being retarded needs to stop. Get off nicks dick, other people can be good at comedy at the same time😂 Christ dude
2 race is their peak, brilliant
shiiii
This could've been a three hour long bit to be fair
The last time I laughed so hard was over a decade ago while listening to O&A
You see Batman, you gotta give respect to get respect.
Does one half of Two Race own a steakhouse?
@@Elcore One half owns and Andre's, and the other owns an Outback.
@@Tunkkis I thought the other half owned the coffee shop Adam was banned from?
Two face has that cash money duality mentality
Lots of great Woody Woodpecker chuckles from Stav in this segment
I'm a bit more partial of Adams Eccho the dolphin cackle myself.
*cackles in Greek*
@@TYBG85his restricted larynx inhale sound makes me want to close his airways. Chriiiist why does he laugh like that? That’s his laugh. When he hears something funny, awful gasping inhale. God damn.
My sisters would do that too, they’d laugh their ass off for like 5 seconds. Then they’d do a long sharp inhale, then laugh some more. It’s inane. My laugh is so beautiful and pure and good
lol first guy really hung his queen like that
What episode was this? This is so fucking funny
Episode 91
Two minutes into the clip and I have laughed more than I have in 2 months with TAFSP
This the second time Nick got Celine Dion and Shenia Twain mixed up. Then and there the pod was doomed, and Stav dreamed to imagine himself his own podcast.
"We need Adam" would never reverberate so shittily till now
BRAIN AND JELKER IS COMEDIC GOLD 😂😂😂
Why did stav always bring out the funniest Nick bits ever 😂😂😂 needs his laugh track back
I died when Nick said "Poison HIV"
Nick and stav are 1000x more powerful than Nick and adam.
Stav leaving reminded everyone that Adam is terrible
That’s gotta be the funniest way to rob a bank.
Stav will make a joke about anybody, regardless of religion, gender, or race.
Except black people 😂😂
He knew what he was doing. He wanted to run with the woke circuit and move up. He didn’t want anything getting dug up on him. Making black jokes will basically get you banned from Hollywood lol
Nick makes autism look easy
This is the only thing that keeps my depression at bay
I miss the old days
Scat Woman so flawless
Adam was great on this one!
S tier. Case closed.
Pity they didn't get to clayface.
Gayface
Spraycumonmyface
@@sergeykogin6474THERE IT IS
Cumface
Stav us a legend for throwing out commissioner gordon
I will never forget where I was on 9/11, because that is also where I was when I heard Nick on the Cheek Clappers podcast for the first time
Lovely
When i was seven i would listen to this direlessly
This never fails to make me laugh my ass off
Love hearing Nick laugh so much
5:56 Gay Adam's contribution to the whole conversation.
Damn I wish that lasted an hour
the first time I heard Mullen on the Cheek Clappers podcast, I thought I had died and gone to heaven
I absolutely lost brain cells from this
The Stroker.
Pardon me, I’m gay.
Couldn't concentrate on the podcast after 1:42. That knight move was insane.
I was at work when i first heard this, had to replay it 3 times throught the day😂
Robin is Throbin
Im not going to look this up but im pretty sure the two characters they were trying to think of were the puppetmaster and scarface
The Ventriloquist
I can't wait to jeez!
Rare to near nick actually laugh haha
he definitely meant bane would have big red minstrel lips and not like kylie jenner
The postmodern, gay Batman we deserve.
Commissioner Jordan Peterson
These guys remind of the 15-17 year old's on my Boy Scout camp sitting around a fire, with no adult supervision. But I love the fuck out of them!
some would say you loved them a little bit TOO much
I love the analogy that the chess game is one mentally challenged person playing a more mentally challenged person.
which episode is this from?
Danny devito as the Nguin
That one you gotta read aloud
Is this Danny DeVito acting as a Vietnamese man
I still can't get over Nicky Boy being on Cheek Clappers, the #1 Comedy Podcast in The World
This was the first cumtown clip my friend shared with me
Why do people say exactly what something is called, and then follow it with "or whatever it's called."
You know that Goku guy, or whatever he's called, when he hides his power level? It's kind of like that, except instead of fighting strength we're measuring autism.
@@GuyDude-hk8uy 🤣 🤣 🤣
God how did they stand Stavos’ laugh for years ,15 minutes and it makes my head hurt
11:30 jewel is the one without teeth
2 inches only has a 1 incher but it has the acid attack scars on half
Nick on Cheek Clappers Podcast changed my life
Adam is so funny in this one
Who taught you to spell Gordon?
I used to have high enough IQ to understand Rick n Morty. Then I started listening to CT.
Happens to all of us
2:23 How did the King move himself INTO check?
He didn't, the rook moves after
When Nick said he combines all those singers I immediately thought of Fiona Apple and Alanis before he even said them
I was dying at the FUBU tracksuit joke
two-race is brilliant
Commissioner Ned diddly Flanderino.
Wow dude those batman villain jokes were beautiful
Adam was great in this
What episode is this from
91 I belive
*CLASSIC*
Imagine having to explain this podcast to a normal person
wait no wait ok this is hilarious and all but the fact that nick can’t seem to comprehend a 5 incher means *math symbols float around head as a strings section plays a slowly intensifying but low-enough-energy piece that conveys a smart guy doing calculations* nicks got a big hog, that’s hot