Commissioner Gordan - CTown Podcast

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  • Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025
  • Chess, Cumtown, Nick Mullen, Stavros Halkias, Adam Friedland, TAFS, The Adam Friedland Show
    / cumtown

Комментарии • 566

  • @mustangNZx
    @mustangNZx Год назад +907

    "Two race" is one of the funniest bits I've heard all year loooooool

    • @DRlSE
      @DRlSE Год назад +66

      Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

    • @jahigains9201
      @jahigains9201 Год назад +16

      Half Billy Dee, Half Aaron Eckhart or Tommy Lee Jones

    • @tantrika.exotica
      @tantrika.exotica 11 месяцев назад

      ☠️☠️☠️

    • @yeahnaaa292
      @yeahnaaa292 6 месяцев назад +1

      Omg this is such a funny riff. Please, please, someoneake an animation.

    • @ElonDaOmnissiah
      @ElonDaOmnissiah 5 месяцев назад

      The Halloween costume is worth the asskicking. Ima try it in New Orleans where u get stabbed for kias. Half dreads half Brad Pitt locks, half purple zoot suit half prosecutors suit n bow tie. And clearly half black face. One Jordan one new balance

  • @aggressivebuttonmasher5486
    @aggressivebuttonmasher5486 Год назад +2277

    All these clever names and then just "gay alfred"

    • @perfectpatties1759
      @perfectpatties1759 Год назад +48

      Galfred maybe?

    • @pandavelli8176
      @pandavelli8176 Год назад +134

      Well he’s British, so his gayness is implied. Should’ve just called him Alfred the Brit.

    • @TheGoonSquadd
      @TheGoonSquadd Год назад +13

      Ooofff I’ve never been so into a bit and laughing at 2race and instantly straight cringing within a millisecond. That was literally the first time that’s happened to me.

    • @SamOnDaWeb
      @SamOnDaWeb Год назад +34

      “Clever”

    • @frydsaman6857
      @frydsaman6857 Год назад +29

      @@TheGoonSquadd i found it funny

  • @robertmartin6800
    @robertmartin6800 Год назад +1691

    "Poison HIV" out of _nowhere_ had to be the funniest thing I've ever heard.

    • @ipredictacatastrophe4370
      @ipredictacatastrophe4370 Год назад

      Isn't it "Positive HIV"? If not, then it should be

    • @dongiano
      @dongiano Год назад +31

      Holy Christ that is amazing

    • @JC-oq5ex
      @JC-oq5ex Год назад +27

      Definitely the best thing since cholo fugue state (tbh I dunno which came first also I'm gay)

    • @Ieatbabys123456
      @Ieatbabys123456 Год назад +10

      @@JC-oq5ex I think this bit is from one of the first 40 episodes if I remember correctly. Cholo fugue is way later

    • @redacted5035
      @redacted5035 Год назад +15

      "brain" got me good too

  • @Klawz_AU
    @Klawz_AU Год назад +1033

    Truly Adam's best episode.

    • @FinnegansCake
      @FinnegansCake 10 месяцев назад +10

      hood classic

    • @aidancallaghan
      @aidancallaghan 10 месяцев назад +37

      What about when he shit himself

    • @anneominous7172
      @anneominous7172 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@aidancallaghan "Edam, I get it... You're very EXPRESSIVE..."

  • @mienski0
    @mienski0 2 года назад +1974

    Naming yourself after your favorite podcaster in online chess is the weirdest form of parasocial relationship I've seen in a while

    • @DanielFrankAbernathy
      @DanielFrankAbernathy 2 года назад +350

      Just me and my best friend Nick Mullen playing chess :)

    • @Poliswag7
      @Poliswag7 2 года назад +93

      Yea that’s actually fucking crazy. People need to go outside Jesus lmaooo

    • @refoliation
      @refoliation Год назад +112

      This channel is Nick though. He’s just posting his favorite bits.

    • @BentKneefan
      @BentKneefan Год назад +36

      Atleast he's got a halfway decent rating.

    • @Itsbobbbby
      @Itsbobbbby Год назад +46

      It’s actually him lol

  • @pocketsand1690
    @pocketsand1690 Год назад +698

    Just wait till he finds out riddlers name is Edward Nigma

    • @FutaYuuta
      @FutaYuuta Год назад +87

      You're fucking kidding me. That's amazing

    • @Dr.W1zard
      @Dr.W1zard Год назад

      Nigma Balls haha gottem

    • @Karlglief
      @Karlglief Год назад

      N-Word Ligma

    • @landheaux6547
      @landheaux6547 Год назад +4

      Nigma balls

    • @Janzer_
      @Janzer_ Год назад +20

      Edward Nigama
      ...
      he's japanese

  • @fantomex2709
    @fantomex2709 2 года назад +1151

    Nick knowing Mr Freezes whole backstory and name dropping clock king but apparently not knowing ventriloquist or calling him Dr Freeze means he's definitely hiding his power level

    • @micahclawrence
      @micahclawrence 2 года назад +15

      😂

    • @alexanderthegreat1270
      @alexanderthegreat1270 Год назад +300

      Same thing with how he coincidentally seems to have an encyclopaedic knowledge of Star Trek but still calls the show and the fans autistic

    • @fuckiopussigetti453
      @fuckiopussigetti453 Год назад

      ​@@alexanderthegreat1270 Nick wants to hide his pop culture knowledge because he lives with the fact that he's a real life Gex

    • @chris-P-huck
      @chris-P-huck Год назад +95

      @@alexanderthegreat1270 He’s also done this with LOTR

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 Год назад +142

      His extensive Sesame Street knowledge just to spew visceral hatred for Elmo’s dad

  • @Doug-89
    @Doug-89 Год назад +297

    I love that Nick almost crashed his car after recording this episode just laughing to himself about CumEatssioner Gordan

    • @lindboknifeandtool
      @lindboknifeandtool 5 месяцев назад +1

      There needs to be a cum town lore coffee table book

  • @jmgnpoop3378
    @jmgnpoop3378 Год назад +170

    no one in my real life can ever know how hard I laughed at this

  • @benjaminstevens6043
    @benjaminstevens6043 2 года назад +281

    I get my married friends in trouble sharing this.

    • @ronaldcatullus
      @ronaldcatullus Год назад

      Tell them to get divorced. They have narrow minded, homophobic wives

    • @cap2205
      @cap2205 Год назад

      Be careful, you dont want to be the cause of a gay divorce

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 Год назад +69

      Married to dudes I hope

    • @andreaholcock8992
      @andreaholcock8992 Год назад

      That’s really gay

    • @borismuller86
      @borismuller86 Год назад

      @@mrscruffles801truly the only real form of marriage

  • @LouKessler
    @LouKessler 2 года назад +769

    Nick actually laughing is like music to my gay ears

  • @CharManyrd
    @CharManyrd Год назад +234

    Hearing Nick laugh at Poison HIV being just a gay guy in green is fucking hilarious

    • @helpIthinkmylegsaregone
      @helpIthinkmylegsaregone 10 месяцев назад +6

      oh, "gay guy in green". I thought he said "gangrene", which also pleased me.

    • @elliottnelson1156
      @elliottnelson1156 11 дней назад

      @@helpIthinkmylegsaregoneI’ll please ya

  • @tpmmpt
    @tpmmpt Год назад +371

    The genuine laughs that Nick has in here are so pure

    • @rorydavidson2384
      @rorydavidson2384 Год назад +23

      Gay

    • @mactallica9293
      @mactallica9293 Год назад +19

      It's a shame the wrong guy left

    • @amp4105
      @amp4105 Год назад +23

      @@mactallica9293 no, stav is cringe and annoying.

    • @mactallica9293
      @mactallica9293 Год назад

      @amp4105 yet nick started cumtown with him

    • @williamdavid9272
      @williamdavid9272 Год назад +25

      @@amp4105how are you going to say that and act like Adam is better 😂😂😂

  • @hannibalstrausskahn4033
    @hannibalstrausskahn4033 2 года назад +358

    I like how nicks bane occasionally transitions into sean Connery James bond.

    • @harrydavey9884
      @harrydavey9884 Год назад +16

      Dark Knight Rises Bane did the exact same thing. That was potentially the dumbest accent a movie character has ever had.

    • @bobsnow6242
      @bobsnow6242 Год назад +25

      Yeah, Bane in the Dark Knight sounded like Sean Connery talking through a McDonald's drive-thru intercom at times.

  • @nowhereman6019
    @nowhereman6019 Год назад +226

    Nick's very serious but very confused and distressed Batman is the best.

    • @fro_e
      @fro_e 4 месяца назад

      Your comment is the best.

    • @Ausaini17
      @Ausaini17 3 месяца назад

      RACHEL!

  • @78deathface
    @78deathface Год назад +61

    Poison HIV is maybe the hardest I’ve laughed unexpectedly in a long time

  • @tonyattardo9350
    @tonyattardo9350 Год назад +96

    6:47 the fact that the chess game says “white won” at this particular point in the conversation is otherworldly.

  • @gathenhielm9977
    @gathenhielm9977 6 месяцев назад +93

    1. Enter bank.
    2. Almost say n-word.
    3. Demand money.
    4. ???
    5. Profit.

  • @sagetmaster4
    @sagetmaster4 6 месяцев назад +28

    "I think we got all the meat off THAT bone" the video is only 1/3rd finished

  • @yeomanbasket
    @yeomanbasket Год назад +42

    I think about Cumeatsoner Gordon every time I see something Batman related and I have to come back to this.

  • @snake89595
    @snake89595 Год назад +58

    Prob the happiest these 2 were together

  • @yourhighschoolenglishteach8405
    @yourhighschoolenglishteach8405 Год назад +63

    the plot of cumtown is “what if you made a podcast with your dumbest friend?”

    • @adamplentl5588
      @adamplentl5588 2 месяца назад

      No it's "what if a Jewish guy was Chinese?"

  • @benjaminharper677
    @benjaminharper677 2 года назад +208

    This video. The Nick and stav riffing. The laughing. It makes me happy (the gay kind)

  • @josephdavid3318
    @josephdavid3318 Год назад +26

    I don’t think this one will ever get old

  • @cartercartercartercar
    @cartercartercartercar Год назад +61

    this clip should be in the library of congress

  • @MrEmperorApples
    @MrEmperorApples Год назад +35

    Thank you guys so much for that true belly laugh at the Alfred. I spasmd from laughing

  • @Poliswag7
    @Poliswag7 18 дней назад +5

    Bane smacking his big lips and saying hey what’s up dude is such a funny image

  • @schophi
    @schophi Год назад +19

    I almost choked laughing. This is one of the best bits ever.

  • @ebagthegr8
    @ebagthegr8 Год назад +4

    Idk how I went so long without these guys.

  • @matthiasthulman4058
    @matthiasthulman4058 Год назад +41

    Kinda bummed nobody came up with ScareBlow. He jumps out and gives you surprise blowJs.

    • @mikey_gc8
      @mikey_gc8 2 месяца назад +4

      Omfg what a missed opportunity, fuck!! 😂

  • @tamdam
    @tamdam Год назад +35

    The last time I laughed so hard was over a decade ago while listening to O&A

  • @jaxonpallone4377
    @jaxonpallone4377 Год назад +108

    cumeatsonor gordon is a certified hood classic

  • @Will-ke7cj
    @Will-ke7cj 2 года назад +254

    You see Batman, you gotta give respect to get respect.

    • @Elcore
      @Elcore 2 года назад +32

      Does one half of Two Race own a steakhouse?

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 2 года назад +25

      @@Elcore One half owns and Andre's, and the other owns an Outback.

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 2 года назад +9

      @@Tunkkis I thought the other half owned the coffee shop Adam was banned from?

    • @lindboknifeandtool
      @lindboknifeandtool 5 месяцев назад +1

      Two face has that cash money duality mentality

  • @freem8son86
    @freem8son86 Год назад +28

    Poison HIV is one of the funniest thing they ever came up with

  • @OValencia229
    @OValencia229 2 года назад +98

    Lots of great Woody Woodpecker chuckles from Stav in this segment

    • @TYBG85
      @TYBG85 Год назад +8

      I'm a bit more partial of Adams Eccho the dolphin cackle myself.

    • @robertstraw9881
      @robertstraw9881 Год назад +2

      *cackles in Greek*

    • @lindboknifeandtool
      @lindboknifeandtool 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@TYBG85his restricted larynx inhale sound makes me want to close his airways. Chriiiist why does he laugh like that? That’s his laugh. When he hears something funny, awful gasping inhale. God damn.
      My sisters would do that too, they’d laugh their ass off for like 5 seconds. Then they’d do a long sharp inhale, then laugh some more. It’s inane. My laugh is so beautiful and pure and good

  • @pony653
    @pony653 Год назад +22

    This the second time Nick got Celine Dion and Shenia Twain mixed up. Then and there the pod was doomed, and Stav dreamed to imagine himself his own podcast.

  • @Dwayne-h2v
    @Dwayne-h2v Год назад +141

    This was genuinely some of the best improv comedy stav has ever done, which is sad

    • @refoliation
      @refoliation Год назад +35

      Stav is funny and is a minor riffgod. I haven’t followed him after cumtown but don’t be mean to him plz

    • @Dwayne-h2v
      @Dwayne-h2v Год назад +9

      have you heard some of the shit they say to him on the show? he'll be fine.

    • @brutallyhonest123
      @brutallyhonest123 8 месяцев назад

      This show is one guy who's funny and two parasites

    • @Dwayne-h2v
      @Dwayne-h2v 8 месяцев назад

      you don't know what you're talking about.

    • @lindboknifeandtool
      @lindboknifeandtool 5 месяцев назад

      @@brutallyhonest123yeah cum town would be hilarious if it was Nick alone in a room.
      This type of being retarded needs to stop. Get off nicks dick, other people can be good at comedy at the same time😂 Christ dude

  • @ptptpt123
    @ptptpt123 Год назад +19

    Two minutes into the clip and I have laughed more than I have in 2 months with TAFSP

  • @Toxodos
    @Toxodos 2 года назад +41

    lol first guy really hung his queen like that

  • @derekakaderek
    @derekakaderek Год назад +38

    2 race is their peak, brilliant

    • @biohead66
      @biohead66 10 месяцев назад +5

      shiiii

    • @yoboy6319
      @yoboy6319 10 месяцев назад +2

      This could've been a three hour long bit to be fair

  • @phillipcampbell843
    @phillipcampbell843 Год назад +39

    I died when Nick said "Poison HIV"

  • @XboxHumor
    @XboxHumor Год назад +21

    "We need Adam" would never reverberate so shittily till now

  • @upfuze
    @upfuze 7 месяцев назад +9

    BRAIN AND JELKER IS COMEDIC GOLD 😂😂😂

  • @mattmmilli8287
    @mattmmilli8287 Месяц назад +3

    Why did stav always bring out the funniest Nick bits ever 😂😂😂 needs his laugh track back

  • @EMD_HOKIO
    @EMD_HOKIO Год назад +33

    Nick makes autism look easy

  • @beenis9842
    @beenis9842 Месяц назад +5

    playing chess as "nick mullen" is possibly the gayest shit i've ever seen and that's saying a lot because i listen to this podcast

  • @PH1LDO1
    @PH1LDO1 Год назад +267

    I've been laughing at the Niggler for weeks. A strategic L XD

    • @punpun666
      @punpun666 Год назад +3

      ​@@Clembo what?

    • @broussard41
      @broussard41 Год назад

      @@punpun666 Percentage of the population committing 50% of the crimes.

    • @jackcrater9725
      @jackcrater9725 Год назад +28

      I'm loud and obnoxious and like music that rhymes...

    • @hillsman9199
      @hillsman9199 Год назад +9

      ​@@jackcrater9725Sometimes I like to commit cr-

    • @perfectpatties1759
      @perfectpatties1759 Год назад +13

      ​@@Clembodespite being 13% of the gay population

  • @johnpogel8993
    @johnpogel8993 2 года назад +25

    That’s gotta be the funniest way to rob a bank.

  • @TDawg-but-white
    @TDawg-but-white День назад

    There’s literally no other podcast that can make me laugh in public while I’m doing stuff.

  • @divingstation95
    @divingstation95 Год назад +8

    I miss the old days

  • @therichrock1605
    @therichrock1605 13 дней назад +1

    Just heard this for the first time today. Discovered the show from Blind Mike's pod Why are you laughing. I can't believe I missed this. So fucking funny

  • @dongiano
    @dongiano Год назад +59

    Stav will make a joke about anybody, regardless of religion, gender, or race.
    Except black people 😂😂

    • @Cinerary
      @Cinerary 3 месяца назад

      He knew what he was doing. He wanted to run with the woke circuit and move up. He didn’t want anything getting dug up on him. Making black jokes will basically get you banned from Hollywood lol

  • @LonghaulMilk
    @LonghaulMilk Месяц назад +1

    This is the exact 14 year old, playing TF2 online humor I needed to get me into the new year

  • @JosefiinaAhlberg
    @JosefiinaAhlberg 4 месяца назад +1

    I will never forget where I was on 9/11, because that is also where I was when I heard Nick on the Cheek Clappers podcast for the first time

  • @gojiralives3698
    @gojiralives3698 Год назад +34

    Scat Woman so flawless

  • @mattbrooks162
    @mattbrooks162 11 месяцев назад +3

    This is the only thing that keeps my depression at bay

  • @AdrianM.Guthrie
    @AdrianM.Guthrie 4 месяца назад +1

    the first time I heard Mullen on the Cheek Clappers podcast, I thought I had died and gone to heaven

  • @CoolAdam247
    @CoolAdam247 Год назад +16

    5:56 Gay Adam's contribution to the whole conversation.

  • @X8X8X6X4X
    @X8X8X6X4X 2 года назад +31

    What episode was this? This is so fucking funny

  • @ShaneFlett
    @ShaneFlett Год назад +2

    When i was seven i would listen to this direlessly

  • @liamdill0n
    @liamdill0n Год назад +3

    This never fails to make me laugh my ass off

  • @supermarx
    @supermarx Год назад +25

    Pity they didn't get to clayface.

  • @KR-ki9hw
    @KR-ki9hw Год назад +6

    These guys remind of the 15-17 year old's on my Boy Scout camp sitting around a fire, with no adult supervision. But I love the fuck out of them!

    • @kneetotheface
      @kneetotheface Год назад +3

      some would say you loved them a little bit TOO much

  • @mikescully6546
    @mikescully6546 Год назад +1

    I was at work when i first heard this, had to replay it 3 times throught the day😂

  • @dissatisfiedphilosophy
    @dissatisfiedphilosophy 2 года назад +17

    S tier. Case closed.

  • @samuraichilton
    @samuraichilton Год назад +90

    Nick and stav are 1000x more powerful than Nick and adam.

    • @Mrz-bq2yb
      @Mrz-bq2yb Год назад +37

      Stav leaving reminded everyone that Adam is terrible

  • @mbeers8037
    @mbeers8037 2 месяца назад +1

    I was dying at the FUBU tracksuit joke

  • @hidjet
    @hidjet 8 месяцев назад +4

    Damn I wish that lasted an hour

  • @DRlSE
    @DRlSE Год назад +1

    Love hearing Nick laugh so much

  • @JMac-o3r
    @JMac-o3r Год назад +8

    Stav us a legend for throwing out commissioner gordon

  • @SenisPucker
    @SenisPucker Год назад +5

    Couldn't concentrate on the podcast after 1:42. That knight move was insane.

  • @Chris_231
    @Chris_231 Год назад +8

    I absolutely lost brain cells from this

  • @BoyGeorgiaX
    @BoyGeorgiaX Год назад +3

    This was the first cumtown clip my friend shared with me

  • @NickolaiPetrovitch
    @NickolaiPetrovitch Год назад +2

    God how did they stand Stavos’ laugh for years ,15 minutes and it makes my head hurt

  • @bobthemadmonkey
    @bobthemadmonkey 2 года назад +17

    Lovely

  • @onetumeni2007
    @onetumeni2007 9 месяцев назад +3

    Rare to near nick actually laugh haha

  • @Lelouch21000
    @Lelouch21000 4 месяца назад +6

    The Stroker.

  • @Zechariah3694
    @Zechariah3694 Год назад +8

    Robin is Throbin

  • @BridgetA.Friedman
    @BridgetA.Friedman 4 месяца назад

    Nick on Cheek Clappers Podcast changed my life

  • @maxwellfrost9701
    @maxwellfrost9701 9 месяцев назад +4

    They really missed an opportunity not doing killer croc lol

  • @DRlFTIN
    @DRlFTIN 2 года назад +21

    Pardon me, I’m gay.

  • @Gigaboos4Trump
    @Gigaboos4Trump Год назад +17

    Danny devito as the Nguin

  • @bardsamok9221
    @bardsamok9221 6 месяцев назад +1

    I love the analogy that the chess game is one mentally challenged person playing a more mentally challenged person.

  • @dongiano
    @dongiano Год назад

    Wow dude those batman villain jokes were beautiful

  • @jonrite4
    @jonrite4 5 месяцев назад +3

    he definitely meant bane would have big red minstrel lips and not like kylie jenner

  • @treytison1444
    @treytison1444 Год назад +3

    When Nick said he combines all those singers I immediately thought of Fiona Apple and Alanis before he even said them

  • @billyidol4354
    @billyidol4354 3 месяца назад +1

    Im not going to look this up but im pretty sure the two characters they were trying to think of were the puppetmaster and scarface

  • @SerapOzlem
    @SerapOzlem 4 месяца назад

    I still can't get over Nicky Boy being on Cheek Clappers, the #1 Comedy Podcast in The World

  • @LauraW.Meyers
    @LauraW.Meyers 4 месяца назад

    Nick on Cheek Clappers was a crossover I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED IN MY LIFE and now I'm gay

  • @Darek17061
    @Darek17061 19 дней назад

    This is gold! 😆😆😆😆

  • @mr.pavone9719
    @mr.pavone9719 2 года назад +19

    The postmodern, gay Batman we deserve.

  • @lawofparsimony
    @lawofparsimony Год назад +4

    11:30 jewel is the one without teeth

  • @tedcrilly46
    @tedcrilly46 2 года назад +6

    Commissioner Ned diddly Flanderino.

  • @jpomz1
    @jpomz1 9 месяцев назад +2

    Adam is so funny in this one

  • @carlanderton3rd
    @carlanderton3rd 2 месяца назад +2

    I can't wait to jeez!

  • @bugglemagnum6213
    @bugglemagnum6213 Год назад +1

    2 inches only has a 1 incher but it has the acid attack scars on half

  • @deek0146
    @deek0146 3 месяца назад +2

    I used to have high enough IQ to understand Rick n Morty. Then I started listening to CT.

    • @Thebeerguru
      @Thebeerguru 3 месяца назад +2

      Happens to all of us

  • @uselesshero
    @uselesshero Год назад +3

    Watched the chess match, forgot I was listening to a funny podcast

  • @chexfan2000
    @chexfan2000 Год назад +2

    wait no wait ok this is hilarious and all but the fact that nick can’t seem to comprehend a 5 incher means *math symbols float around head as a strings section plays a slowly intensifying but low-enough-energy piece that conveys a smart guy doing calculations* nicks got a big hog, that’s hot

  • @PH1LDO1
    @PH1LDO1 Год назад +2

    This and gay lotr are my favourite cumtown bits