A friend was told via e-mail that his grandfather had been "promoted to glory" so telling people online to "promote themselves to glory" became a thing.
The weapon is called a cosh or a shillelagh which is basically a stick with a knob at one end. It’s one of the oldest Irish weapon and very deadly if wielded by Liam Neeson
@@MrSharky334 Wrong and gay. If anything, being a racist chauvinist is him embracing the ways of his people. The real reason is because he stopped drinking. He gave up on his alcoholism and all the other fruit of his Irish heritage soured.
why not just make him a plane, why not just name him united flight 93. i mean if nick had the will to weaponize all this stuff into comedy specials he would be a goat but kudos to him for not bothering
Right! It's never another cumtown video. I installed the RUclips app just so I could press the :. On the side of the video and select not interested on all of them and for like a month it worked and now they're all back again :/
Stav knowing that Celtic is an Irish club, which is it, and Adam correcting him by saying its Scottish but completely not understanding the situation is so typical of the bug, always trying to get on over the fatman.
It’s sad how Nick is a hilarious guy, and Cumtown was basically his comedic masterpiece, but now on the Adam Friedland Show he isn’t nearly as funny. Even his standup pales in comparison to the random stuff that pops into his mind when he’s with the boys.
The Grey was awesome. The cut scene at the end of the credits with the [both breathing] captions... Whole new level. The plane crash scene? Xohan Xohandoxios from GoT is there... Best man vs nature I've seen in a bit. Like the Edge, but with more discount cgi
i swear you people are so spineless you cant even type out what you think, and yet youre the shiny hope of civilization or whatever deludes you into thinking you have value
I still like Liam coz he didn't use the n word, he was angry at black people and he called us black not niggas, honestly am from Africa and I don't understand why African Americans get so angry, they use the word themselves... As an African I believe black people should stop using the n word, otherwise it's double standard to say one group can use the word and others don't, it doesn't make sense, over here we understand the n word is equivalent to saying black, it's just a word
To paraphrase the late, great Patrice O’Neal African Americans will never receive reparations for slavery. The only reparations they will ever receive is the right to say whatever the fuck they want to whoever about whatever.
Get Chris Tordoff on the podcast. Kinda Irish Andy Kaufman 2.0, but something different and relevant. Heil Schlug, heil Fontaine. Him and Nick are some of the only funny impressionists left in tha game. I'm a practicing homosexual.
Holy fuck I did not expect to see oul Francis himself brought up in a cumtown thread.... class... and yes, he would be amazing on the show. He likes to keep his image clean though and I dont think cumtown lines up with most folks idea of clean
"9/11 was 15 minutes ago" lmao
Why not just name him United flight 93
As a native Irishman I can safely say that I never leave the house without my eye-stabbing wand.
@@mb1326 Ireland is an island pal...
@@mb1326 what island is Ballymena on?
@@mb1326 auc fucking wheesht would ye
People from Northern Ireland may identify as Irish, British or both. It's funny how certain groups try to take ownership of other people. Repeatedly.
Yes!
"I think his wife got got by The Lord" is the best way to say that someone died
Dude it's so funny
LOL
Where I come from…
Laughed too hard at this 😂😂🤣🤣
A friend was told via e-mail that his grandfather had been "promoted to glory" so telling people online to "promote themselves to glory" became a thing.
The weapon is called a cosh or a shillelagh which is basically a stick with a knob at one end. It’s one of the oldest Irish weapon and very deadly if wielded by Liam Neeson
I got a stick with a knob on the end you you can wield.
@The Rusty Cutlass the Irish never invented glassware. That was one of many gifts they got from their Anglo saviors.
Of course it’s a very deadly weapon if wielded by Neeson
Because he contains a very specific set of skills…..
And also cause he’s gay.
Wow. That’s incredible and homosexual; I’m gay.
@@Sonicthehedgefundmanagerhe 'contains' a set of skills
That goolibrecht line is why Nick millions is a genius
I love that he says he "cured" himself of this murder fantasy by going POWER-WALKING
sometimes you just need to put your hate crime level racism on a leash and take it for a walk
Wasn’t he powerwalking looking for a hate crime to commit though?
@@Wetknees yes lmao, he went out on a walk with the hopes of just stumbling upon a black guy who he could beat up
its possible
@@inktoxicant that's a long walk where I'm at
Nick is the funniest man on earth when he hits his stride. I was pretty much crying laughing through most of this
easily
Have you seen the Billie eilish clip on future files? Grantorino inspired, Shits hilarious. Rice president & cuomo impressions are great
@@K_-_-_-_Kwhat Billie Eilish clip?
@@itzsamic it's been removed from RUclips. It was top tier.
I feel he needs stav to hot that stride tho. When it's just adam , nick isn't able to go as far as he would
8:11 "I.. don't think that's right Liam.. "
"No... I can feel it."
"two of the most memorable characters ever, quai gon jin and raz al ghuul" killed me
Fun fact, after watching The Last Samurai Liam has been writing the script to "The Last Bastard" which he plans to star in.
The End Of History and The Last Bastard.
Stav's impression of Thin Lizzy singing "Liam Neeson fucked my ass tonight" is underrated
I need “ Soul Hospital” to be an actual show like NOW!
did it happen?
come on man, i need insulin, stop dancin
@@sebastiankristiansen8852 no 😞
@@jefersonvilaede SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUL HOSPITAAAAAAAAAL, PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD, THE WORLD
"That is NOT my job"
"My Irish pet rock"
AAaaaand I'm fucking dead.
That I used to throw through the orbital bone 🤣🤣
Imagine if the only non-racist from Ballymena was cancelled.
Really makes you wonder what kind of energy Liam was channelling when they were making the taken movies.
SSSSSSOOOOOUUULLLLLLLLLLLL HOSPITAL
Where the only medicine is flavour
Please stop dancing, just give me some insulin man!
1:57 Awesome yes/and by both Adam and Nick on Stav's solid joke.
30 years ago, he would have had about a 50/50 chance finding the right black guy, because there were only 2 in Ireland.
Even harder, wasn’t he in Northern Ireland?
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Lol and all those irishmen had to take their anger out on just them two.
@@henryapril1999 probably in London
@@henryapril1999 same place hun
The concept of bludgeoning someone w a pet rock is hilarious.
The concept of bludgeoning someone with anything is hilarious. “Young Charlie is no longer with us. He was bludgeoned to death”.
The "Soooouuuullllll Hospital" bit came out of nowhere and I had trouble breathing for a little while there.
Pls stop dancing
Liam taking down the only two TV channels in Ireland in record time. What a legend.
The way Nick says “And I was filled with a rage” slays me
Nick has no respect for his culture. His father must've never taken him out for first hate crime.
@@MrSharky334 Wrong and gay. If anything, being a racist chauvinist is him embracing the ways of his people. The real reason is because he stopped drinking. He gave up on his alcoholism and all the other fruit of his Irish heritage soured.
@@MrSharky334 gaaaaayy
@Chocolatito Maravilla fuck that made me laugh. Picturing a bunch of emo loyalists and jesus what an image it is
@@MrSharky334 we all know that. Thats why Nick is the funniest man alive.
liam neeson was just channeling the limp bizkit, break stuff, mindset
He went full Woodstock '99.
The Soul Hospital is where the victims of the 4/20 terrorist attack when the Soul Plane was hijacked and flown into the Popeyes on Bankhead Highway.
Popeyes is on bouldercrest
Schindler’s Christmas List
This is a verified homosexual classic
It's certified
Hey Stav, a cudgel is essentially a chicken drumstick large enough to cause harm, hope this helped.
why not just make him a plane, why not just name him united flight 93. i mean if nick had the will to weaponize all this stuff into comedy specials he would be a goat but kudos to him for not bothering
Why doe's it always autoplay Tom Segura or Bert Kreischner
Right! It's never another cumtown video. I installed the RUclips app just so I could press the :. On the side of the video and select not interested on all of them and for like a month it worked and now they're all back again :/
RUclips has turned into a slightly better version of cable. They do everything in their power to steer traffic towards mainstream garbage
RIP
Those two suck
You know why. We’re both gay.
Watching this with my eye stabbing wand.
Stav knowing that Celtic is an Irish club, which is it, and Adam correcting him by saying its Scottish but completely not understanding the situation is so typical of the bug, always trying to get on over the fatman.
That preview image is such fire.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUL HOSPITAL
Such a welcome and unexpected shift in the bit, it was great.
Please, I just want insulin, please stop singing
Schindler is pissed, sounds like a good movie.
0:40 Definitely some kind of gay weapon.
Gaelic.
“we’re trying to sell tickets to this shit not put on the olympics” funniest shit to say about star wars now its the opposite
It’s sad how Nick is a hilarious guy, and Cumtown was basically his comedic masterpiece, but now on the Adam Friedland Show he isn’t nearly as funny. Even his standup pales in comparison to the random stuff that pops into his mind when he’s with the boys.
We have like 5/6 years of weekly gems to listen to at least
"Yeah, me too."
Liam Neeson walking into Soul Hospital asking, “Which one of you is the rapist?” is top-tier Nick.
Its also sad Nick doesn't know that they do go around assaulting other ethnicities. It happens quite frequently in New York.
Well well well, look at Leslie fuckin Nielsen over here
That Soul Hospital bit fucken sent me 😂
The only movie Ive seen Liam Neeson calm in was when he played an embalmer and ran his own funeral home. Nothing to get mad at there.
1:17 Don't conflate the Irish with Irish-Americans
Nick channeled his Irish ancestry into that accent
Key and Peele might want to revise their bit lol
Liam's from Ballymena -- that's all you need to know.
Nobody from Ballymena is really all there.
And by “all there” I mean that they’re not missing a limb, a chromosome or at least an eye.
Schindlers pissed is the funniest shit i've heard all week
“yer tippin yer hend”
Ok so 5:00😂😂😂😂
The Grey was awesome. The cut scene at the end of the credits with the [both breathing] captions... Whole new level. The plane crash scene? Xohan Xohandoxios from GoT is there... Best man vs nature I've seen in a bit. Like the Edge, but with more discount cgi
ELITE bit hasn’t heard this in so long
I've listened to this many times
He punched a 15 year old student when he was a substitute teacher. Not sure the student’s race.
He probably wasn't sure either but just in case
To be fair though, the student pulled a knife on him.
@@raoulduke344really ?
@sifunmon aye, there's an interview where he talks about it, as far as I remember, but I originally saw it in a Fact Fiend vid.
And was immediately named Ireland's teacher of the year. Insisted on punching above the belt though, which kept him out of the priesthood.
1:20 Paul McGrath, some would say Ireland's best soccer player, was black.
I would argue Roy Keane is the undefeated champion of Ireland, also I'm sure this Paul guy is gay
@@chilewaters4600 Roy Keane is deffo gay
Glad somebody is putting some respect on Paul McGraths name!
The black pearl
So he’s not Irish then.
Who is the best actual Irish soccer player? Not African transplant
Hell yeah dude
This comment rules.
You're my cabron dude
I love these folks aren’t afraid to joke. Too often, people would consider them racist. Too many hurt feelings in the world today.
“Why not just make him a plane ?” 😂
Goddamn Nick is good at accents and impressions
The weapon he said was a cosh.
Hell ya dude. I'm gay.
I miss this version of Nick
an Irish bar mitzva is when you commit your first hate crime, lol wtf.
3:20
Uhh.... they do.
Jetset pissing yourself blowing it on television. Man when you put it that way im jealous too
Somebody needs to cure him of his new found acceptance
“How many Black people are there in Ireland?” exactly.
12?
i swear you people are so spineless you cant even type out what you think, and yet youre the shiny hope of civilization or whatever deludes you into thinking you have value
That statement doesn’t hold true anymore. Just like the rest of the West, immigration is out of control and there are many more now.
Nowadays, very very many. Its western europe.
@@zhuyu9268 can you explain what was your intention when typing & sending this comment?
This is a classic.
1:42 holy shit. I want to make music with you
Thin Lizzy 😂😂😂😂
An all black hospital in Ireland...
Does don cornelious, does a stereotypical mock blackcent.😂
I’ve always wanted to go on a long train journey.
Nick just forgets the knockout game was a thing with a certain culture
Cumtown bringing up a Celtic CB is something I didn’t have on my bingo card 😂😂
2:17 is that a real thing?
no
damn i wanted a ghoulebrecht
but he does a really good michael collins
My wife was murdered by God.
Adam “the Celtics are Scotland” Friedland
pretty sure they’re talking about a cudgel
My wife was killed by God 😂
Celtic getting a shout-out hell yeah
Am I having a stroke? Did they just mention Glasgow Celtic?
Boston Celtics
the ulture
Nick is Irish right?
He's gay
Irish American has basically nothing to do witn Irish proper
This is more relevant now in Ireland considering all the invaders we have right now lmao
Yeah, if only you guys were still the invaders
Believe it or not guys, I don’t think I’m gay😢
Nick stole Schindler's Pissed from me and my brother like 20 years ago. Our version was basically Inglourious Basterds but Liam Neeson.
Forging an obsidian bastard sword dubbed "Neeson's Rage"
Is that Louie J. Gomez laughing? Nice cross over episode with LOS!
Nope
I wish Liam was still racist
lol stab said center back on the Celtics
Adam has never made me laugh. True story
Check the Chelsea Clinton compilation
"Soul hospital" joke was used in Beetlejuice 2. Guess Tim is a fan.
SOOOOUL
I still like Liam coz he didn't use the n word, he was angry at black people and he called us black not niggas, honestly am from Africa and I don't understand why African Americans get so angry, they use the word themselves... As an African I believe black people should stop using the n word, otherwise it's double standard to say one group can use the word and others don't, it doesn't make sense, over here we understand the n word is equivalent to saying black, it's just a word
Americans get so angry because Adam controls the media along with his family
To paraphrase the late, great Patrice O’Neal African Americans will never receive reparations for slavery. The only reparations they will ever receive is the right to say whatever the fuck they want to whoever about whatever.
African Booty Scratcher
This is an interesting perspective, thanks for sharing it. I agree with you on him not using the n word and conveying his experience
Accurate perspective
Get Chris Tordoff on the podcast. Kinda Irish Andy Kaufman 2.0, but something different and relevant. Heil Schlug, heil Fontaine. Him and Nick are some of the only funny impressionists left in tha game. I'm a practicing homosexual.
Holy fuck I did not expect to see oul Francis himself brought up in a cumtown thread.... class... and yes, he would be amazing on the show. He likes to keep his image clean though and I dont think cumtown lines up with most folks idea of clean
It's actually so impressive how far Stav has come without being funny.
Yes lol
you can guess which yeah these episodes were ripped from by how reddit brained their social opinions are
He's not even Irish he's Northern Irish lmao
he says he’s irish
That's the same thing
Still team Meersham. Fuck the haters. BingBong
I'm Irish 🙌
Sure you are
@@EVO6- yep ! From Derry 🇮🇪
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