Liam Neeson's Rage | Cumtown
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Episodes 141 & 229
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As a native Irishman I can safely say that I never leave the house without my eye-stabbing wand.
@@mb1326 Ireland is an island pal...
@@mb1326 what island is Ballymena on?
@@mb1326 auc fucking wheesht would ye
People from Northern Ireland may identify as Irish, British or both. It's funny how certain groups try to take ownership of other people. Repeatedly.
Yes!
Nick is the funniest man on earth when he hits his stride. I was pretty much crying laughing through most of this
easily
Have you seen the Billie eilish clip on future files? Grantorino inspired, Shits hilarious. Rice president & cuomo impressions are great
@@K_-_-_-_Kwhat Billie Eilish clip?
@@itzsamic it's been removed from RUclips. It was top tier.
I feel he needs stav to hot that stride tho. When it's just adam , nick isn't able to go as far as he would
Stav's impression of Thin Lizzy singing "Liam Neeson fucked my ass tonight" is underrated
"My Irish pet rock"
AAaaaand I'm fucking dead.
That I used to throw through the orbital bone 🤣🤣
SSSSSSOOOOOUUULLLLLLLLLLLL HOSPITAL
Where the only medicine is flavour
Please stop dancing, just give me some insulin man!
This is a verified homosexual classic
Schindler’s Christmas List
Schindlers pissed is the funniest shit i've heard all week
The Grey was awesome. The cut scene at the end of the credits with the [both breathing] captions... Whole new level. The plane crash scene? Xohan Xohandoxios from GoT is there... Best man vs nature I've seen in a bit. Like the Edge, but with more discount cgi
Goddamn Nick is good at accents and impressions
My wife was murdered by God.
I still like Liam coz he didn't use the n word, he was angry at black people and he called us black not niggas, honestly am from Africa and I don't understand why African Americans get so angry, they use the word themselves... As an African I believe black people should stop using the n word, otherwise it's double standard to say one group can use the word and others don't, it doesn't make sense, over here we understand the n word is equivalent to saying black, it's just a word
Americans get so angry because Adam controls the media along with his family
To paraphrase the late, great Patrice O’Neal African Americans will never receive reparations for slavery. The only reparations they will ever receive is the right to say whatever the fuck they want to whoever about whatever.
African Booty Scratcher
This is an interesting perspective, thanks for sharing it. I agree with you on him not using the n word and conveying his experience
Accurate perspective
"I think his wife got got by The Lord" is the best way to say that someone died
Dude it's so funny
LOL
Where I come from…
Laughed too hard at this 😂😂🤣🤣
A friend was told via e-mail that his grandfather had been "promoted to glory" so tell people online to "promote themselves to glory" became a thing.
The weapon is called a cosh or a shillelagh which is basically a stick with a knob at one end. It’s one of the oldest Irish weapon and very deadly if wielded by Liam Neeson
I got a stick with a knob on the end you you can wield.
@The Rusty Cutlass the Irish never invented glassware. That was one of many gifts they got from their Anglo saviors.
Of course it’s a very deadly weapon if wielded by Neeson
Because he contains a very specific set of skills…..
And also cause he’s gay.
Wow. That’s incredible and homosexual; I’m gay.
@@Sonicthehedgefundmanagerhe 'contains' a set of skills
I love that he says he "cured" himself of this murder fantasy by going POWER-WALKING
sometimes you just need to put your hate crime level racism on a leash and take it for a walk
Wasn’t he powerwalking looking for a hate crime to commit though?
@@Wetknees yes lmao, he went out on a walk with the hopes of just stumbling upon a black guy who he could beat up
its possible
@@inktoxicant that's a long walk where I'm at
I need “ Soul Hospital” to be an actual show like NOW!
did it happen?
come on man, i need insulin, stop dancin
@@sebastiankristiansen8852 no 😞
@@jefersonvilaede SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUL HOSPITAAAAAAAAAL, PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD, THE WORLD
"That is NOT my job"
"9/11 was 15 minutes ago" lmao
30 years ago, he would have had about a 50/50 chance finding the right black guy, because there were only 2 in Ireland.
Even harder, wasn’t he in Northern Ireland?
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Lol and all those irishmen had to take their anger out on just them two.
@@henryapril1999 probably in London
@@henryapril1999 same place hun
Fun fact, after watching The Last Samurai Liam has been writing the script to "The Last Bastard" which he plans to star in.
The End Of History and The Last Bastard.
"Gúalabreacht" does sound like a sick Irish weapon in fairness.
Crazy that you spelled that out, you must be very gay.
@@Mcmotherfuckingrory you misspelt gabbagool Ireland is Italian. You aren’t very good at this.
Nick has no respect for his culture. His father must've never taken him out for first hate crime.
@@MrSharky334 Wrong and gay. If anything, being a racist chauvinist is him embracing the ways of his people. The real reason is because he stopped drinking. He gave up on his alcoholism and all the other fruit of his Irish heritage soured.
@@MrSharky334 gaaaaayy
@Chocolatito Maravilla fuck that made me laugh. Picturing a bunch of emo loyalists and jesus what an image it is
@@MrSharky334 we all know that. Thats why Nick is the funniest man alive.
It’s sad how Nick is a hilarious guy, and Cumtown was basically his comedic masterpiece, but now on the Adam Friedland Show he isn’t nearly as funny. Even his standup pales in comparison to the random stuff that pops into his mind when he’s with the boys.
We have like 5/6 years of weekly gems to listen to at least
"Yeah, me too."
Liam Neeson walking into Soul Hospital asking, “Which one of you is the rapist?” is top-tier Nick.
Its also sad Nick doesn't know that they do go around assaulting other ethnicities. It happens quite frequently in New York.
Well well well, look at Leslie fuckin Nielsen over here
"two of the most memorable characters ever, quai gon jin and raz al ghuul" killed me
8:11 "I.. don't think that's right Liam.. "
"No... I can feel it."
Imagine if the only non-racist from Ballymena was cancelled.
That goolibrecht line is why Nick millions is a genius
Why doe's it always autoplay Tom Segura or Bert Kreischner
Right! It's never another cumtown video. I installed the RUclips app just so I could press the :. On the side of the video and select not interested on all of them and for like a month it worked and now they're all back again :/
RUclips has turned into a slightly better version of cable. They do everything in their power to steer traffic towards mainstream garbage
RIP
Those two suck
Just click on options of the video and you can click not interested or don’t recommend channel and that will stop you from getting heaps of recommended videos
The Soul Hospital is where the victims of the 4/20 terrorist attack when the Soul Plane was hijacked and flown into the Popeyes on Bankhead Highway.
Popeyes is on bouldercrest
The "Soooouuuullllll Hospital" bit came out of nowhere and I had trouble breathing for a little while there.
Pls stop dancing
liam neeson was just channeling the limp bizkit, break stuff, mindset
He went full Woodstock '99.
Hey Stav, a cudgel is essentially a chicken drumstick large enough to cause harm, hope this helped.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUL HOSPITAL
Such a welcome and unexpected shift in the bit, it was great.
Please, I just want insulin, please stop singing
The concept of bludgeoning someone w a pet rock is hilarious.
The concept of bludgeoning someone with anything is hilarious. “Young Charlie is no longer with us. He was bludgeoned to death”.
The only movie Ive seen Liam Neeson calm in was when he played an embalmer and ran his own funeral home. Nothing to get mad at there.
1:57 Awesome yes/and by both Adam and Nick on Stav's solid joke.
Liam taking down the only two TV channels in Ireland in record time. What a legend.
Watching this with my eye stabbing wand.
Liam's from Ballymena -- that's all you need to know.
Nobody from Ballymena is really all there.
And by “all there” I mean that they’re not missing a limb, a chromosome or at least an eye.
This is more relevant now in Ireland considering all the invaders we have right now lmao
Yeah, if only you guys were still the invaders
He punched a 15 year old student when he was a substitute teacher. Not sure the student’s race.
He probably wasn't sure either but just in case
To be fair though, the student pulled a knife on him.
@@raoulduke344really ?
@sifunmon aye, there's an interview where he talks about it, as far as I remember, but I originally saw it in a Fact Fiend vid.
And was immediately named Ireland's teacher of the year. Insisted on punching above the belt though, which kept him out of the priesthood.
why not just make him a plane, why not just name him united flight 93. i mean if nick had the will to weaponize all this stuff into comedy specials he would be a goat but kudos to him for not bothering
Hell yeah dude
This comment rules.
You're my cabron dude
The way Nick says “And I was filled with a rage” slays me
Schindler is pissed, sounds like a good movie.
Hell ya dude. I'm gay.
Key and Peele might want to revise their bit lol
Stav knowing that Celtic is an Irish club, which is it, and Adam correcting him by saying its Scottish but completely not understanding the situation is so typical of the bug, always trying to get on over the fatman.
Ok so 5:00😂😂😂😂
I've listened to this many times
That preview image is such fire.
an Irish bar mitzva is when you commit your first hate crime, lol wtf.
1:20 Paul McGrath, some would say Ireland's best soccer player, was black.
I would argue Roy Keane is the undefeated champion of Ireland, also I'm sure this Paul guy is gay
@@chilewaters4600 Roy Keane is deffo gay
Glad somebody is putting some respect on Paul McGraths name!
The black pearl
So he’s not Irish then.
Who is the best actual Irish soccer player? Not African transplant
1:17 Don't conflate the Irish with Irish-Americans
I miss this version of Nick
Blahk bahstrdd
“we’re trying to sell tickets to this shit not put on the olympics” funniest shit to say about star wars now its the opposite
I wish Liam was still racist
ELITE bit hasn’t heard this in so long
“How many Black people are there in Ireland?” exactly.
12?
i swear you people are so spineless you cant even type out what you think, and yet youre the shiny hope of civilization or whatever deludes you into thinking you have value
That statement doesn’t hold true anymore. Just like the rest of the West, immigration is out of control and there are many more now.
Nowadays, very very many. Its western europe.
@@zhuyu9268 can you explain what was your intention when typing & sending this comment?
I love these folks aren’t afraid to joke. Too often, people would consider them racist. Too many hurt feelings in the world today.
shut up dad
I’ve always wanted to go on a long train journey.
Nick channeled his Irish ancestry into that accent
Does don cornelious, does a stereotypical mock blackcent.😂
0:40 Definitely some kind of gay weapon.
My wife was killed by God 😂
1:42 holy shit. I want to make music with you
Thin Lizzy 😂😂😂😂
Actually a ski mountain in Québec murdered his wife🙏
What color was it?
Believe it or not guys, I don’t think I’m gay😢
Still team Meersham. Fuck the haters. BingBong
The weapon he said was a cosh.
That Soul Hospital bit fucken sent me 😂
but he does a really good michael collins
“Why not just make him a plane ?” 😂
Somebody needs to cure him of his new found acceptance
Am I having a stroke? Did they just mention Glasgow Celtic?
Boston Celtics
Adam has never made me laugh. True story
Check the Chelsea Clinton compilation
you can guess which yeah these episodes were ripped from by how reddit brained their social opinions are
Jetset pissing yourself blowing it on television. Man when you put it that way im jealous too
2:17 is that a real thing?
no
damn i wanted a ghoulebrecht
Yes lol
3:20
Uhh.... they do.
Celtic getting a shout-out hell yeah
pretty sure they’re talking about a cudgel
Get Chris Tordoff on the podcast. Kinda Irish Andy Kaufman 2.0, but something different and relevant. Heil Schlug, heil Fontaine. Him and Nick are some of the only funny impressionists left in tha game. I'm a practicing homosexual.
Holy fuck I did not expect to see oul Francis himself brought up in a cumtown thread.... class... and yes, he would be amazing on the show. He likes to keep his image clean though and I dont think cumtown lines up with most folks idea of clean
This is a classic.
lol stab said center back on the Celtics
SOOOOUL
Nick is Irish right?
He's gay
Irish American has basically nothing to do witn Irish proper
🧀
It's actually so impressive how far Stav has come without being funny.
The name of the weapon was a "kosh". Typically an improvised blunt instrument
Nick stole Schindler's Pissed from me and my brother like 20 years ago. Our version was basically Inglourious Basterds but Liam Neeson.
Is that Louie J. Gomez laughing? Nice cross over episode with LOS!
Nope
I'm Irish 🙌
Sure you are
@@EVO6- yep ! From Derry 🇮🇪
He's not even Irish he's Northern Irish lmao
he says he’s irish
That's the same thing
Forging an obsidian bastard sword dubbed "Neeson's Rage"
Just saying, there are a lot of black Irish people in ireland. My family has roots for the US and have been living in Ireland for 3 generations.
That’s unfortunate, hopefully Ireland fixes this.
What's really sad is that I'm black and it made me so mad I never watched another one of his movies...I'm working on it 😊
Lot more black guys here than the dead guy from thin lizzy 😭😭
RIP Ireland