Majima is the kind of guy who’d buy a convenience store, manage the register, wait for hours at said store, and fight Kiryu as soon as he walks through
Imagine watching this scary looking dude just walking down the street then this man with a knife just climbs out of a sewer and they begin beating the shit out of each other
Kiryu feels some stomach pain. He goes to the toilet to push out a big shit. He turns around and to look at the shit.. Only to find Majima curled up in a fetal position staring back at him menacingly.
That's enough for Kiryu to get back to life to kick his ass. Like: The coffin is getting lowered in the hole, then Majima jumps on it and sadly says: "I could not get you, Kiryu-chan. I'm going to miss our little games" Then Kiryu breaks trough with his hand and grabs Majima by the throat. "You son of a bitch, do you even know what *eternal rest* means?!"
Kiryu in the hospital while everyone that love him expect the inevitable Kiryu: ok it´s time to go (closes his eyes) Heart monitor: beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Haruka: oh no, it´s over Kiryu: nani? I´m still alive Heart monitor?: I got you Kiryu-chan, now get up! (They start fighting)
Worst part, folks, is he doesn't mean in the game! He wasn't feeling too good outside an IHOP one day and next thing he knew, BAM! Majima everywhere, indeed!
*beats up Majima* *Majima suddenly laughs and his hand reaches to the back of his head, unzipping himself Looney Tunes-style to reveal another Majima underneath* "KIRYU - CHAAAAAAAAAN"
Myles Frost nah he's always been popular. That being said 0 was his first time as a playable character in the series. Riding off that success and gaining newcomers to the series, they did Kiwami, but since Majima wasn't playable in the first Yakuza, they mitigated this by literally making him show up everywhere. If you can't play him, beat him. Many, many times
Majima hiding in that alley: ‘Got you now, Kiryu-ch- Oh, sorry…’ Majima doing that to like, 70 people in a tired and exhausted tone: ‘Got you now, Kiryu-chan… Oh, you’re not Kiryu-chan, sorry…’ Kiryu actually walks by: Majima in that same depressive tone: ‘Got you now, Kiry- Oh! You actually are Kiryu-chan! GOT YOU NOW, KIRYU-CHAN!’
(Some dude with a gray suit and red undershirt walks by) Majima: “GOTCHA NOW, Kiryu-cha- Hey wait a minute, you ain’t Kiryu-chan. Quit rippin’ him off!”
Majima is really everywhere... *_And worst of all, he could be any one of us. He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-_*
Kiryu is just eating at a fast food place and then Majima just appears right in front of him wearing the uniform holding both the check and his weapon of choice
Gray Upsilon I was slowly strolling aroung with Haruka in an alleyway and this dude just pulled up, but since I was walking with Haruka it looked like he was going to kidnap her with that grin lmao.
@@howeyyadoing9070 looking from his jumping position and posture, I'd say he was hanging on the telephone pole like spiderman waiting for Kiryu-chan to pass by.
@theengineerwouldrathernotb2648 Which then results in Kazuma and Majima fighting the team of God and Satan with the Doom Marine acting as the referee.
I just picture Kiryu coming to terms with his death, taking his first steps into the afterlife... when a fuckin' shinigami Majima floats up and _bodyslams_ his soul back into his corpse so they can fight.
@@mercenarygundam1487 Now I'm imagining Doomguy strolling through Hell, then sees Kiryu just chilling after wailing on some Demons himself, then being pounced on by Majima (who has a crew of Imps and Hellknights to help him fight) and then the Slayer just gets flashbacks of Dante and Vergil.
Like the Florist, Majima has his own underground network but is specifically dedicated to knowing where Kiryu is at all times. They know where Kiryu is before Kiryu knows where he is.
*Turns off tv and system* *Both turn back on as Majima crawls out* Majima: Did you think you could escape me by simply turning off the game, Kiryu chan?
Sadako from The Ring: (Shows up and strangles Majima) Crawling out of the TV and scaring the shit outta people is my thing, you copycat! Majima: Ack! Help me, Kiryu-chan! Kiryu: Not my problem. (Leaves)
At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if he fell from the sky, landed like Mario in Mario 64 taking high fall damage and then challenges Kiryu to a fight
You just gotta admire the sheer tenacity of Majima. And how creative he can get...I know I bursted out laughing to see he was LITTERALLY WAITING AROUND THE CORNER FOR ME
I’m pretty sure the creator said that Kiryu can’t be in any fighting games because he doesn’t hit women, but majima absolutely would do that so that makes complete sense
Personally, what would have made this scene 0:23 better is if the elevator doors open and Majima walks out like he was expecting Kiryu to walk right next too that one particular elevator.
Never played this game. But I feel like Majima is the type of guy who would beat the crap out of anyone who who hurts Kiryu solely because it wasn't him that did it.
Kiryu goes into the doctors office. Doctor: Sir, it’s time for your vaccinations. Before the doctor can grab the needle, it explodes as shards of glass fly everywhere, coating the room in liquid. Kiryu looks forward, scared out of his mind as he hears familiar words. “KIRYU-CHAN!”
I love how all four of his cutscenes in this video of him forcing himself into your current fight shows what fighting style he is about to use. The first time shows him using Slugger, the second is Thug, the third is Legend, and the last is Breaker.
Kiryu goes fishing. He catches an abnormally large fish. Sheepishly pokes it to see what's up. Nothing happens. Sighs in relief as he goes to put his fishing rod away in the crate. Hesitantly opens crate. Nothing happens. Sighs in relief as he heads to a telephone booth to Save and call it a day... *Majima shows up with a bat in your room for trying to quit the game: **_"Kiryu-chan!"_*
Kiryu goes to psychologist because all of those random encounters are taking a toll on his sanity to the point that he's seeing Majima's face on everything from time to time. As he lays down on the divan and tells about his occasional hallucinations, the psychologist was writing down, but his head was covered by the notebook he is using. Once the session was done and Kiryu stood up to walk his way out, the notebook fell to the floor and then the psychologist said "You have quite the intriguing case, KIRYU-CHAN!"
-Is always there for you. -Supports you in any endeavor. -Great dance moves. -Can be formal or freaky at a moment's notice. -Isn't afraid to look silly. Yeah those are some good qualifications.
@@bencenagy5459 maybe don't be a fukin weaboo all the time. Like jesus what is wrong with you people. Last time i wrote the word "voice actor". You dem weaboos told me to write "seiyu". What's next. Tell me to use cringe english spelled Japanese words word by word? Just because you learned one or two words of Japanese does NOT validate your obsessions.
You can also find majima in the sega arcade photo booth, he'll sometimes pop his head on the corner of the frame, and if you manage to get him on the picture your majima everywhere rank increases by a bit
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Funny thing is that Majima was expecting him to reject the payment so they can fight. But if Kiryu pays for the expensive cheap beer, you can see him getting disappointed. Not because they didn't fight, but because Kiryu fell for the obvious scam.
When kiryu was singing a karaoke. Kiryu:Which one to sing... Then Majima kicks the door. Majima: KIRYU CHAAAAAAN!!!! There 24 hour Cinderella starts playing. Kiryu:what am i doing with my life?
Kiryu opens a creepy vhs that only shows a well* Kiryu notices something crawling out the well* It's actually majima and he starts crawling out the tv screaming: KIRYU-CHAN*
I can ony imagine what this looks like to bystanders. You see a guy fighting a dozen of gangsters, he's beating everyone when all of a sudden a completely unrelated guy jumps from the nearest window and joins the fray
Pretty sure Majima would murder whoever would approve of Kiryu getting a restraining order against him. Or rather he'd be the clerk who accepts the papers and ambush Kiryu there
*Kiryu piledrives Majima into the ground and breaks his spine.*
Majima: Same time tomorrow?
Mishima who?
@@YouthMistake oops, I dun goofed
@@georgelopes4589 Happens to us all.
Saves money from the chiropractor
@@delsinrowe6696 He's gonna need Lee to be alive
Majima is the kind of guy who’d buy a convenience store, manage the register, wait for hours at said store, and fight Kiryu as soon as he walks through
that's so fucking majima
I mean,he did do it with a bar,a taxi service and a cabaret sooo,not far off
Thats one of the way he gets you if you buy a bento he shows up behide the counter
I spy with my one eye... Kiryu-Chan!
why go through all that when he could just pop out of the cash register :^)
Kiryu's wife is giving birth, and Majima sticks his head out.
KIRYU-CHAN!!!
Got ya now, Kiryu-chan!
*TOJO CLAN SHIMANO FAMILY CAPTAIN*
*GORO MAJIMA*
@@KellyCalKelsey
*KIRYU’S CHILD*
*GORO MAJIMA*
I don't want to imagine that oh God no
Imagine watching this scary looking dude just walking down the street then this man with a knife just climbs out of a sewer and they begin beating the shit out of each other
Eh, just another day in Kamurocho.
2001 must’ve been a weird year for Kamurocho
JAPAN!!
Imagine going into the only Bikini Bar in your own town only to find a Guy stripping Infront of another one and then they start to fight
@@loderfeuer2742 I would nut to that
*Kiryu at a wedding, Majima’s in the cake.*
More like he is the wife
@@daniellison9182 as Goromi
Kiryu: *getting married*
Pastor:*KIRYU-CHANNN*
@@oracle_8947 who the hell would let majima become a pastor
@@marshallschaefer9632 Hahaha! More like the real pastor is tied up in a storage closet with a snake-patterned jacket on
Kiryu opens his lunchbox then Majima comes flying out
Kiryu comes across Majima In A Can at the supermarket
Kiryu feels some stomach pain. He goes to the toilet to push out a big shit. He turns around and to look at the shit.. Only to find Majima curled up in a fetal position staring back at him menacingly.
@@slickfinisher123
Horror
DON'T. GIVE THEM. IDEAS.
TOJO CLAN SHIMANO FAMILY CAPTAIN
*GORO MAJIMA*
* kiryu on his deathbed *
*cut to majima, who's sitting in the empty grave in the cemetery*
That's enough for Kiryu to get back to life to kick his ass.
Like:
The coffin is getting lowered in the hole, then Majima jumps on it and sadly says: "I could not get you, Kiryu-chan. I'm going to miss our little games"
Then Kiryu breaks trough with his hand and grabs Majima by the throat.
"You son of a bitch, do you even know what *eternal rest* means?!"
@@bluecaptainIT meanwhile 300
Robo kiryu chan!
*ROBO GORO MAJIMA*
@@tvgaming2132
*R O B O G O R O M I*
Kiryu in the hospital while everyone that love him expect the inevitable
Kiryu: ok it´s time to go (closes his eyes)
Heart monitor: beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Haruka: oh no, it´s over
Kiryu: nani? I´m still alive
Heart monitor?: I got you Kiryu-chan, now get up!
(They start fighting)
Kiryu fakes his death to escape Majima, Majima jumps out of the grave next to him and digs him out.
Kiryu in 2020: Ah my Doordash order is here
Delivery guy: KIRYUUU-CHANNN!
*DELIVERY DRIVER OF THE TOJO CLAN*
*GORO MAJIMA*
Kiryu:you’re 3 minutes late
@@Ventaio Essence of bad review
@@Ventaio "No fight for you, my food is cold"
Instant closed door. Then he remembers that hes hungry, so he opens a little and Majima stands the same way there
I remember when I was on very low health and as I was near the restaurant Majima just appeared from the trash bin and kicked my ass
Kiryu: "Majima, no, now is nOT THE BEST TIME-!"
Majima: "GOT YOU NOW, KIRYU-CHAN!"
Worst part, folks, is he doesn't mean in the game! He wasn't feeling too good outside an IHOP one day and next thing he knew, BAM! Majima everywhere, indeed!
@Skarekrow Holy shit!
@@princetchalla2441 breakfast style:learnt!
How tf plays yakuza without having full inventory of energy drinks that fill your health?? Thats way better then food
Kiryu: *rolls over in bed to kiss goodnight his GF*
Majima: Sweet dreams, Kiryu-Chan! *jumps outta bed to fight Kiryu*
I doubt it wouldn't be a one time event, after Nugget we learned that Yakuza rules on shitposts
TOJO CLAN SHIMANO FAMILY CAPTAIN
GORO MAJIMA
kiryu and majima get married and this happens every night
@@Ticklebrush so true
Why am I suddenly reminded of that one time I went to a hostess club to casually flirt with random gals, and something really freaky happened...?
Imagine you defeat Majima and then another Majima comes up...
That would be zombie majima
Sadly this happened to me
That was a stunt double!
"This is getting out of hand, now there's two of them!"
*beats up Majima*
*Majima suddenly laughs and his hand reaches to the back of his head, unzipping himself Looney Tunes-style to reveal another Majima underneath*
"KIRYU - CHAAAAAAAAAN"
When you're popular and playable in the prequel, but not the original, so they make you a gameplay mechanic
So majima wasnt popular until 0?
Ive only played 0 to kiwami 2 so far
Myles Frost nah he's always been popular. That being said 0 was his first time as a playable character in the series. Riding off that success and gaining newcomers to the series, they did Kiwami, but since Majima wasn't playable in the first Yakuza, they mitigated this by literally making him show up everywhere.
If you can't play him, beat him. Many, many times
@@millrose6250 thanks
Mill Rose there is also dead souls but i guess that does not count
Mill Rose Playable *mainline* game, don't forget dead souls
Now there's a friend who really appreciates every moment he's able to spend time with you.
even when his friend beats the shit out of you
😂
I dont wanna play yakuza 7 for 2 reasons
-Majima everywhere system
-and playing as majima in 0
Well he did let go of the girl he loves, so I'd give him a pass
Camp Matthew
ok.
I like to imagine Majima randomly jumping on every person who walks by and wholeheartedly apologizing afterward.
“Simasen-deska. I’m waiting for a friend.”
*quietly lowers himself back into a garbage can*
Majima hiding in that alley: ‘Got you now, Kiryu-ch- Oh, sorry…’
Majima doing that to like, 70 people in a tired and exhausted tone: ‘Got you now, Kiryu-chan… Oh, you’re not Kiryu-chan, sorry…’
Kiryu actually walks by:
Majima in that same depressive tone: ‘Got you now, Kiry- Oh! You actually are Kiryu-chan! GOT YOU NOW, KIRYU-CHAN!’
@@princesscadance197 Make it happen SEGA! This definitely fit with the crime boss
(Some dude with a gray suit and red undershirt walks by)
Majima: “GOTCHA NOW, Kiryu-cha- Hey wait a minute, you ain’t Kiryu-chan. Quit rippin’ him off!”
0:13 Big Boss would've been proud.
Why do you think he uses an eyepatch?
Hey look the guy who uploaded the ost for The Fractured but Whole and other games.
Kept ya waiting huh?
kiryu checks the box to see if majima is heading there
majima comes behind: kiryu chan
@@elijahfyffe5176 You’re pretty good
i'd like to imagine that majima has a whole information network in kamurocho just to track kiryu down
I’m pretty he tells Kiryu that his family basically watches him 24/7. They even have board meetings for how to screw with him
I think it was Nishida who told Kiryu that, it's crazy what kind of ideas he came up with
No don't you understand? Even Majima doesn't know how he knows where Kiryu is, he just does.
@@ChadHellgado you are pretty indeed.
Probably pays the Florist tenfold to track him.
Majima is really everywhere... *_And worst of all, he could be any one of us. He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-_*
Right behind you....**Kiryu-chaaaan~**
@@DoveGold13 Meet the Majima
After Spy's head explodes, Majima's head bursts up out of the headless torso to take its place.
Holly shit the comment above you complements this perfectly
@@CognizantCheddar solider,scout and heavy scream in terror.
"KIRYU CHAN!"
Kiryu must have a hard time trusting his toilet
Makes sense
*MAN OF THE TOJO CLAN TOILET*
*GORO MAJIMA*
Nah it would go more like after he's done he asks the guy in the next cubicle for some toilet paper....
Majima: Oh here you go, KIRYU-CHAN!
Polnareff
@@helpjaheu funnily enough, the barber that give him a haircut shares the same va as Majima
Kiryu is just eating at a fast food place and then Majima just appears right in front of him wearing the uniform holding both the check and his weapon of choice
And the fight resolved with Kiriyu paying the check
@@romankotas448
To be fair Kiryu would pay the check
No, fuck no, majima just pops out of the ramen
@@hugotartaro1697 that depends which size is the ramen
Majima: Your bike, Kiryu-chan.
0:21 *Majima forced his way into a fight 10 times*
Wow i did not notice that
Holy shit is he persistent
I don't get it
@@07.lorenzorunor11 he consistently fights kiryu all the time
@@07.lorenzorunor11 when Kiryu is fighting with normal opponents on the street Majima sometimes just shows up out of nowhere and joins in 😆
I know absolutely nothing about this game series but Majima alone has been enough to convince me to try it
So if you've finished 0, what are you thoughts on Majima now? Sorry ik this is 4 months later, but you got me curious lol.
It is worth it
Same lmao
Same, I'm currently playing through 0 and having a blast.
Basically that Crazy dude is the protagonist superior and he stalks him to make him fight and get stronger
Girls : "Isn't it weird how we live longer than boys?"
Boys :
I can relate
Also boys: 0:14
@@zyklonb3132 and 0:57
@@engineergaming5989 (when a extreme feminist say that men a trash)
I don't get it
*Kiryu takes a piss*
Majima : *flies outta toilet* "Kiryu chan~!"
i hate why i laughed at this
Lol
This made me laugh
*TOJO CLAN SHIMANO FAMILY CAPTAIN GORO MAJIMA*
@@KellyCalKelsey at that point he became the tojo clan shitmano family captain
mhmm kinda cursed and funny
I could imagine Kiryu just YEETING Majima-san down the street while saying "Not Now."
"I need to buy Haruka some takoyaki, we can do this later"
**violently throws Majima into a nearby wall**
Kiryu:I JUST WANT PEACE MAJIMA GODDAMNIT! *yeets majima like he's a catapult*
After doing so, Kiryu turns around and Majima is there again.
"You didn't throw me far enough, Kiryu-chan!"
Especially during a brawl with Mr Shakedowns, eh?
0:24 is the dumbest way for him to ambush Kiryu and I love it.
Gray Upsilon I was slowly strolling aroung with Haruka in an alleyway and this dude just pulled up, but since I was walking with Haruka it looked like he was going to kidnap her with that grin lmao.
0:29 How the hell did he get up there?
HoweyYa Doing No one will ever know.
Cap'n Cake A runabout! I’ll steal it!
@@howeyyadoing9070 looking from his jumping position and posture, I'd say he was hanging on the telephone pole like spiderman waiting for Kiryu-chan to pass by.
0:04 I'm calling the police
LL X Officer Majima would end up being your responder
@@chrissie9865 crap
*picks up* Officer Majima he- OH KIRYU-CHAN IS THAT YOU?
Majima: "I am the police."
Supperdude9 No...no you are not
Kiryu: *dies*
Majima: *Drags his soul back to his body just for one last fight*
Majima would literally fight God with a bat and a knife just in order to bring Kiryu back..
@@MrWoeff and win
@theengineerwouldrathernotb2648 Which then results in Kazuma and Majima fighting the team of God and Satan with the Doom Marine acting as the referee.
I just picture Kiryu coming to terms with his death, taking his first steps into the afterlife... when a fuckin' shinigami Majima floats up and _bodyslams_ his soul back into his corpse so they can fight.
@@mercenarygundam1487
Now I'm imagining Doomguy strolling through Hell, then sees Kiryu just chilling after wailing on some Demons himself, then being pounced on by Majima (who has a crew of Imps and Hellknights to help him fight) and then the Slayer just gets flashbacks of Dante and Vergil.
Does majima have some kind of GPS chip sewn into all of kiryus clothes to find him?
The whole tojo clan is tracking Kiryu down
All of his one outfit, you mean. My mans always wears the same suit
His love for Kiryu is just that strong.
He has a Kiryu-sense.
Nope he just stays in the sewer for hours hoping kiryu walks past
Singing 24 hour Cinderella again and again took a toll on majima
Eventually, he stopped thinking
Majima: “Come on! Time to get down.” Kiryu proceeds to pile drive him head first into the concrete, lol.
Majima gets up
Majima: Same time tomorrow?
@@Bigthebomb you fucking thief you stole a comment god dammit I’m gonna call the comment cops you son of a bitch you piece of shit
@@playzcrayon8186 dud, its just a comment
@@brazilianman98 I know I was joking what kind of nerd would say something like “im calling the comment cops” unironically
@@playzcrayon8186 tru
Majima most likely invades Kiryu's dreams just to fuck with him
*Precisely 247 Majimas attack Kiyru all at once*
even if Kiryu died, Majima is the kind of guy who would master the dark arts just to resurrect Kiryu and fight him
Why is it that I got the mental image of that fight in Matrix Reloaded but its Kiryu and Majima instead of Neo and Agent Smith?
I now want to see majima fight freddy krueger
@@arctohru nah, he would fist fight god if it meant fighting kiryu again
(Every Majima yells “KIRYU-CHAN!!” simultaneously)
In a quiet library, Kiryu is reading a book. He goes to a shelf to place it, but in the gap for the book is Majima
"KIRYU-CHAN!"
Shhhhhhh...
Dressed in a sexy librarian outfit obviously
Majima: *Soft Whisper* Kiriyu-Chan
Kiryu: *Slams the book into Majimas face.
*opens book* all there stands is My name
*BOOK MAJIMA*
Like the Florist, Majima has his own underground network but is specifically dedicated to knowing where Kiryu is at all times. They know where Kiryu is before Kiryu knows where he is.
Joke's on them, I always wander randomly!
@@hazukichanx408 It's all fun and games until Majima comes crawling out of your mouth
@@hazukichanx408 Jokes on him, Kiryu has the Majima Sensor.
@@shumpiremadness2372 Majima Censor
@@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 Which combos into the Majima Deletion skill upgrade
*Turns off tv and system*
*Both turn back on as Majima crawls out*
Majima: Did you think you could escape me by simply turning off the game, Kiryu chan?
Sadako from The Ring: (Shows up and strangles Majima) Crawling out of the TV and scaring the shit outta people is my thing, you copycat!
Majima: Ack! Help me, Kiryu-chan!
Kiryu: Not my problem. (Leaves)
@@wchan39 Can't say he doesn't deserve it
@@wchan39 *kiryu seduces her*
@@wchan39 then he beat the shit outta her with the bat
Imagine: Yakuza GO, where you walk down the street and randomly majima comes out of your phone and beats you up
At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if he fell from the sky, landed like Mario in Mario 64 taking high fall damage and then challenges Kiryu to a fight
soo, abotu the summon from like a dragon...
*ITALIAN PLUMBER OF THE TOJO CLAN*
*GORO MAJIMA*
@@rogaldorn605 Ah, a fellow husband.
You just gotta admire the sheer tenacity of Majima. And how creative he can get...I know I bursted out laughing to see he was LITTERALLY WAITING AROUND THE CORNER FOR ME
**Kiryu has the Smash invitation**
Majima: You think you can escape with this, Kiryu-chan?!
**Hold another Smash invitation**
They got lost on their way to Tekken 7
Majima found out earlier and made it his mission to get into smash alongside Kiryu
huh majima and sephiroth would get along with their hobby of stalking someone to everywhere
I’m pretty sure the creator said that Kiryu can’t be in any fighting games because he doesn’t hit women, but majima absolutely would do that so that makes complete sense
@@eddykidplayzyt I mean, they put Joker in Smash instead of Yu, so...
I watch ONE Yakuza: Zero video and all of a sudden RUclips's recommendations are like:
and much like Majima, *it's everywhere*
YAKUZA EVERYWHERE
Same
That's what made me get yakuza 0-
same here lol
If only FF7 remake had a Sephiroth everywhere system
@MλresDλniel TV oh no, now I can't sleep
Now this is a good comment
There's already a meta Sephiroth Everywhere system. Everywhere Cloud goes (Kingdom Hearts, Smash, etc) Sephiroth will show up.
@@ilyasbasuki3207 don't forget Dissidia
Got ya now, Cloud-Chan!
Personally, what would have made this scene 0:23 better is if the elevator doors open and Majima walks out like he was expecting Kiryu to walk right next too that one particular elevator.
Dang it. That would've been amazing.
0:49 he only wanted to dance :(
Wym thats HIS idea of dancing
Well, kiryu likes to play by his rules
Well, kiryu likes to play by his rules
*Memories of YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
Playing Engineer while there's a Spy around be like :
Engi-Chan!
*SPY CRAB FAMILY CAPTAIN*
*BLUE SPY*
I've actually played with a Spy who's named Goro Majima
@@KodenX fucking perfection
@@KodenX
I guess im not the only one thats seeing people called Majima TF2 going around
They really taking the saying ‘Majima everywhere’ Literally
This is that one guy that floods you with game invites the first second he sees you online:
Or the guy that keeps popping up in your RUclips Recommended videos.
Or the same guy you keep running into in random lobbies
0:03 Kiryu drops the soap
CALL THE POLICE
STOP GIVING ME VISUALS
@@healingflower717 Majima: I AM THE POLICE
Bruh why 😂😂
Maybe he's got firsthand experience...
Never played this game. But I feel like Majima is the type of guy who would beat the crap out of anyone who who hurts Kiryu solely because it wasn't him that did it.
this is actually unironically true
He did
Yeah there's a part where one of Majima's subordinates nearly stabs Kiryu and he takes the knife because only he gets to kill Kiryu.
This happens
The 2nd majima fight perfectly explained.
They should've added Kiryu dry cleaning his suit and Majima jumping out of a dryer.
He jumps out the clothes bin
He jump out of the drying machine
If Majima was in ManHunt, he would be doing these encounters and scared the crap out of these serial killers.
xd
Outstanding move
Ah yes now I'm that is interesting
0:04 kiryu snapped his whole neck
Kiryu played too much Minecraft
Kiryu goes into the doctors office.
Doctor: Sir, it’s time for your vaccinations.
Before the doctor can grab the needle, it explodes as shards of glass fly everywhere, coating the room in liquid. Kiryu looks forward, scared out of his mind as he hears familiar words.
“KIRYU-CHAN!”
"And that's why I became an antivaxxer"
"thought you could get away with getting vaccinated without me Kiryu-Chan?!"
*Nurse Majima*
@@Kaarl_Mills Here we go again, Goromi!!
Kiryu: *Sleeps*
Majima: *Appears in Kiryu's dream just to fight him*
*TOJO CLAN SHIMANO FAMILY NIGHTMARE*
*G O R O* *M A J I M A*
I love how all four of his cutscenes in this video of him forcing himself into your current fight shows what fighting style he is about to use. The first time shows him using Slugger, the second is Thug, the third is Legend, and the last is Breaker.
Finished yakuza 0 will definitely benefit this one
Kiryu goes fishing. He catches an abnormally large fish. Sheepishly pokes it to see what's up. Nothing happens. Sighs in relief as he goes to put his fishing rod away in the crate. Hesitantly opens crate. Nothing happens. Sighs in relief as he heads to a telephone booth to Save and call it a day...
*Majima shows up with a bat in your room for trying to quit the game: **_"Kiryu-chan!"_*
Dude just jumps in to your Kiwami 1 installation to fight Kiryu
Kiryu goes to psychologist because all of those random encounters are taking a toll on his sanity to the point that he's seeing Majima's face on everything from time to time. As he lays down on the divan and tells about his occasional hallucinations, the psychologist was writing down, but his head was covered by the notebook he is using. Once the session was done and Kiryu stood up to walk his way out, the notebook fell to the floor and then the psychologist said "You have quite the intriguing case, KIRYU-CHAN!"
*TOJO CLAN SHIMANO FAMILY THERAPIST*
*GORO MAJIMA*
PLEASE MAJIMA
ALL I'M ASKING FOR IS ONE DAY
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
Majima best waifu
Thank you Lord DIO, very cool!
Majima stole your pose lol 0:43
@@ComesterFromMars I was about to say
-Is always there for you.
-Supports you in any endeavor.
-Great dance moves.
-Can be formal or freaky at a moment's notice.
-Isn't afraid to look silly.
Yeah those are some good qualifications.
*Kiryu walks up to Heaven’s gate*
Majima: “In order to enter, you must face me Kiryu-Chan!”
Kiryu: “Nani?”
"God is it too late for me to go to hell instead?"
"IM WAITING KIRYU-CHAN!"
*ST. MAJIMA, GATEKEEPER OF HEAVEN*
Pretty sure mafia members don't go to heaven but ok.
@@user-wz4mx2nz3y YAKUZA members
@@bencenagy5459 maybe don't be a fukin weaboo all the time. Like jesus what is wrong with you people. Last time i wrote the word "voice actor". You dem weaboos told me to write "seiyu". What's next. Tell me to use cringe english spelled Japanese words word by word? Just because you learned one or two words of Japanese does NOT validate your obsessions.
@@user-wz4mx2nz3y Kiryu and Majima do
Kiryu finishes eating in a fancy restaurant and asks for the bill, Majima is the waiter
im surprised this wasnt already implimented aside from the bartender majima
@MyCousinIsTryingToFindMyChannel 🤣 even better
Good guy Majima make sure Kiryu are well fed before their eventual fight, he prefer him to be at his peak performance.
Kiryu: *opens a locker*
Majima, appearing from the locker:GOT YA NOW, KIRYU-CHAN!
Kiryu: *Slams the locker shut and locks it.*
TOJO CLAN SHIMANO FAMILY CAPTAIN
GORO MAJIMA
You can also find majima in the sega arcade photo booth, he'll sometimes pop his head on the corner of the frame, and if you manage to get him on the picture your majima everywhere rank increases by a bit
Imagine being a random person and seeing a scary looking yakuza come out of a trash can and fight another scary looking yakuza
XD my friend has no idea this will be his issue of this game XD hes playing through 0 atm
Better each other than me
Average day in Tokyo.
Imagine going into the morgue and of the bodies wakes up and you hear someone yelling "Kiryu-Chaaaaaan!"
0:43 Majima casually does a dio pose
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@@theafrica5896 WHY THE FAQ ARE YOU HERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sneaking up on your bestie
fans after 0: we want more majima!
RGG: you got it fam *puts him in every square inch of the game*
The Majima everywhere system was ahead of its time and no matter how beloved it is. it’s still underrated.
I would've loved to see the Majima's family reunion brainstorming about how to sneak up on Kiryu
*Kiryu goes fishing*
"Oh? A catch!"
*reels up Majima in a mermaid suit*
"KIRYU-CHAN~"
Majima is surely the person who would wait for Kiryu to move in another house just to appear in his fridge
@Hardhead456 and win.
Note to self: If you encounter Majima when you are not ready, hide behind Etsuko.
you mean the legendary obatarian
@@Tukoendog
Yes
Kiryu's sleeping, Majima comes out of the bed "Wake up, *kiryu-chan*"
*Kiryu at a library*
Majima: KIR-
Librarian: SHH!
Majima: *whispers* Kiryu-chan
Majima>>>Mr Shakedown
Majima is the only man I'd let fuck me and my wife
Farooq 🙁
Keith Montgomery no, no. He’s got a point
Keith Montgomery I won’t blame em. I’d do the same.
@@farooq5190 majima can fuck every pore in my body and I'll say thank you
The only way I can really sum up their relationship is by saying that they’re like Batman and Joker.
True
Which is funny since in the original English Dubbed Yakuza 1,Majima was voiced by Mark Hamill.
The comic's ones or the Lego ones?
Yea but majima is more sane then joker. Change my mind.
@diego does majima kill kids? I think not.
I love how in the last one, Kiryu just immediately grabs him like *listen here you little shit*
0:44 Gambling for the second one I see ...
You see, soon he won't
Kiryu: me
Majima: RUclips premium ads
RUclips'S COMPANY
RUclips PREMINUM ADS
So true
The most cruel thing Majima has ever done, though, was when he sold Kiryu cheap booze and convinced him that it's top shelf stuff.
Ikr xD
5 for the Go, 6 for the ro
And tried to scam you with it
Funny thing is that Majima was expecting him to reject the payment so they can fight. But if Kiryu pays for the expensive cheap beer, you can see him getting disappointed. Not because they didn't fight, but because Kiryu fell for the obvious scam.
And it somehow didint flamderize majima into unrecognizable mush. What a master class
He was always like this lmao
They hit a character writing jackpot with him
imagine you just trynna throw some used tissue in the trash bin and this dude goes, ‘Hold on, you’re not Kiryu-chan!’
Priest: Does anyone have any objections ?
Majima: I object to Kiryu-chan having a quiet wedding !
Saejima: I'll wait outside.
Kiryu : Why i invite this guy ?
*BEST MAN GORO MAJIMA*
@@Gogo-zv4hy Nah he didn't even invite him, Majima just burst through the door, or was the cake.
When kiryu was singing a karaoke.
Kiryu:Which one to sing...
Then Majima kicks the door.
Majima: KIRYU CHAAAAAAN!!!! There
24 hour Cinderella starts playing.
Kiryu:what am i doing with my life?
SUNAO NI I LOVE YOU!!!
like what they said, a true enemy is better than a fake friend
Kiryu at a funeral:
*Majima in the coffin*
Kiryu opens a creepy vhs that only shows a well*
Kiryu notices something crawling out the well*
It's actually majima and he starts crawling out the tv screaming: KIRYU-CHAN*
Persona 4 in a nutshell
Cut to the girl in a corner genuinely afraid of Majima, who somehow entered her tape for the sole purpose of fighting Kiryu.
Mugged the girl lmao
*Me getting a disk copy of Yakuza kiwami for my brithday*
*Opens case*
Majima: "KIRYU- CHAN!!!"
"Oh here he is, it's gonna be so fucking funny when I pop out of the claw machine"
Majima is a real one. Always there when you need a friend
This guy is the Bazelgeuse of Yakuza.
Agree
"I got you now... Hunter-chan!"
Imagine Kiryu is just in the middle of pummeling a monster
and suddenly he just hears "KIRYU-CHAAAAAN" coming from the sky
Now I just want to see Majima dive bomb Kiryu whilst a world war 2 style theme plays
Or rajang or joe
Kiryu - me living my life as an adult
Majima- bills
Kiryu literally watches a movie, and in the middle of it Majima jumps out the screen from the backstage
More like watches a movie about a crazy guy with an eyepatch chasing someone to death then he hears the door knock
0:24 you can get this one in multiple places
Kiryu: Smartphone user
Majima: Mobile ad
Kiryu be taking a shower, look into the mirror to see Majima’s face instead
Then he crawls out of the mirror while screaming *KIRYU-CHAN* like a maniac
Kiryu is casually playing a video game and Majima shows up as one of the bosses.
Then he jumps out of the screen to fight him IRL
I can ony imagine what this looks like to bystanders.
You see a guy fighting a dozen of gangsters, he's beating everyone when all of a sudden a completely unrelated guy jumps from the nearest window and joins the fray
Therapist: That Majima is not here, he can’t hurt you
Kiryu: Yeah maybe you are right thanks doc
Therapist: No problem Kiryu-chan
Kamurocho: Where restraining orders are about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
Pretty sure Majima would murder whoever would approve of Kiryu getting a restraining order against him. Or rather he'd be the clerk who accepts the papers and ambush Kiryu there
@@jpjfrey5673 only thing is Majima doesn't kill anymore
@@rivaraptor4277 so he'd just go with the latter option I listed XD
@@rivaraptor4277 looks to the guy who didnt laugh in the batting cages.
Yeah not so sure about that one chief.
@@Loispealz34 rubber bat
At the orphanage...
Kiryu: Time to wash some... hm?
*Washing machine lid opened up.
Majima: Kiryuuu chaaan!
*Kiriyu closes washing machine and hits the button**
Kiryu: *Slams the lid shut on Majima and starts it, locking him in until it's over.*
@@brandenhauser1635 Majima comes out no worse for wear
his face when he gets up from the trash can or sewer is so cute
like " :| ... :) "
Kiryu: *Spending christimas with his family*
Majima: *Climbs out of chimney as Santa** Kiriyu-Chan!
Majima the type of mf to work as a travelling agency receptionist just to fight Kiryu when tries to book a vacation