Hot Asian Girls in Movies be like:

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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024

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  • @zeecolson6838
    @zeecolson6838 4 месяца назад +8165

    "I am a master Martial artist but will be down for the rest of the fight when a male enemy smacks me once."

    • @katharineeavan9705
      @katharineeavan9705 3 месяца назад +665

      "and have absolutely no counter to my arm being grabbed, so feel free to drag me anywhere you want while I struggle ineffectually for two seconds before giving in"

    • @grace-pd5qz
      @grace-pd5qz 3 месяца назад +44

      @@katharineeavan9705😂😂😂

    • @itsnotrrly_lunar
      @itsnotrrly_lunar 22 дня назад +8

      Lol trueeee

    • @Drrkdde3
      @Drrkdde3 14 дней назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😊

    • @shibangiray1142
      @shibangiray1142 2 дня назад +1

      Shampoo😂😂😂

  • @strawberrysangria1474
    @strawberrysangria1474 5 месяцев назад +19516

    "Welcome to the Hot Asian Girl restaurant. We have tea, rice, and sometimes fish. All our waitresses are perfectly clumsy and will fall into your arms whenever it's most convenient."

    • @coriumfigs
      @coriumfigs 5 месяцев назад +844

      Me waiting for my tea as my clumsy waiter stumbles into my arms, spilling boiling tea all over my chest and neck, I scream in agony (obviously). It is a horribly awkward experience. I give it two stars on yelp.

    • @Kimi_Ali
      @Kimi_Ali 5 месяцев назад +143

      @@coriumfigsrelatable

    • @TheDerpyDeed
      @TheDerpyDeed 5 месяцев назад +149

      the date I'm bringing to that restaurant will be SO pissed...
      (that his date is getting all the asian girls to fall into her lap)

    • @luckydust4375
      @luckydust4375 5 месяцев назад +107

      ​@@coriumfigs"two stars, the service was terrible and I couldn't taste the tea but I have to say, waiters present well"

    • @bjmccann1
      @bjmccann1 4 месяца назад +8

      😂🤣😂🤣

  • @weezarddd__
    @weezarddd__ 4 месяца назад +3569

    no but like the emotional dialogue between the asian girl and her father is ALWAYS
    "You contain the strength of the dragon.. BE the dragon."

    • @katharineeavan9705
      @katharineeavan9705 3 месяца назад +135

      while usually being more advice about "following her heart" towards the male love interest (that he originally disapproved of) and whatever cause he's heading and less to do with her own actual strength, wisdom or power

    • @angeloliver7613
      @angeloliver7613 3 месяца назад +18

      Dracarys

  • @IsisNiko
    @IsisNiko 4 месяца назад +13454

    i appreciate the little detail of mixing up japanese and chinese culture into one hodge-podge lmao

    • @WinterPains
      @WinterPains 3 месяца назад +588

      The film industry does that a lot Ive found.
      The 5 countries are apparently the United States, Britain, China, Africa (which always seems to be either Egypt or a desert that I can obly assume is the Sahara), and Mexico.
      (Speaking from an American perspective, at least.)

    • @Iamfafafel
      @Iamfafafel 3 месяца назад +23

      same thing 🗿

    • @Eosinophyllis
      @Eosinophyllis 3 месяца назад +105

      @@WinterPains I’d argue Subsaharan Africa and SWANA (south + west Asia, North Africa) can be separated, because one is jungle with no one capable of complex thought and the other is desert with bazaars and overly sexualized women

    • @LUNARXERIA
      @LUNARXERIA 3 месяца назад +51

      @@Iamfafafelbuddy what

    • @ilovetoeatass578
      @ilovetoeatass578 3 месяца назад

      @@Iamfafafelno it is not

  • @IsabellaBusa-ze1hj
    @IsabellaBusa-ze1hj 5 месяцев назад +22035

    “Father please! … i love him…”

    • @Marcell2aG
      @Marcell2aG 4 месяца назад +1068

      “I FORBID IT! 😡”

    • @dawnstartheanimeman
      @dawnstartheanimeman 4 месяца назад +179

      Accurate 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @freakys0llux
      @freakys0llux 4 месяца назад +67

      FR😭

    • @toasturhztoastbunz896
      @toasturhztoastbunz896 4 месяца назад +81

      Disney Pocahontas be leik...

    • @ronmastrio2798
      @ronmastrio2798 4 месяца назад +101

      All the girlies complaining about "fetishization" secretly writing their wattpad stories in the same style.

  • @jessgreen2464
    @jessgreen2464 5 месяцев назад +30617

    I love when you start laughing at your own jokes 😂 it’s super endearing

    • @becauseimmissy_
      @becauseimmissy_  5 месяцев назад +3494

      This character gets me everytime 😂😂

    • @aril8976
      @aril8976 5 месяцев назад +155

      The laughing behind the fan got me-

    • @greenleevelasquez4330
      @greenleevelasquez4330 5 месяцев назад +166

      Her breaking out of character is so funny

    • @IAM.THEMUSIC
      @IAM.THEMUSIC 5 месяцев назад +58

      @@greenleevelasquez4330i swear 💀its giving “im laughing cause its true”

    • @secretlyadragon4723
      @secretlyadragon4723 5 месяцев назад

      Because it's so ridiculous! I'm surprised she can keep a straight face.

  • @Jeys_triestodraw
    @Jeys_triestodraw 5 месяцев назад +75099

    THE LAUGH WITH THE FAN OMGGG😂😂

    • @That_Grunge_Girl
      @That_Grunge_Girl 5 месяцев назад +52

      Bruh no comments?
      But soooo true tho lol

    • @RedLya
      @RedLya 5 месяцев назад +155

      THAT was the accurate part omg!!! 😭

    • @WhataburgerMoment
      @WhataburgerMoment 5 месяцев назад +109

      Ehehehehe 🤭🪭

    • @madebybambi
      @madebybambi 5 месяцев назад +17

      the one that sounds like ayano aishi?

    • @Acheron-IX
      @Acheron-IX 5 месяцев назад +25

      i bet Ayaka would be guilty of this (iykyk)

  • @dewmilk7266
    @dewmilk7266 5 месяцев назад +18209

    Fr tho these women always feel like “In this episode of The Writers Barely Disguised Fetish…”

    • @free_palestine786
      @free_palestine786 5 месяцев назад

      I mean east asian girls and idols fetishism their infsntilization themselves. Esp in kpop industry

    • @aeoligarlic4024
      @aeoligarlic4024 5 месяцев назад +227

      Basically The Shogun

    • @stanfloptok
      @stanfloptok 5 месяцев назад +206

      @@aeoligarlic4024if you’re talking about the genshin one then same because she is so unlikable 😭

    • @quindyporter5772
      @quindyporter5772 5 месяцев назад +288

      two words:𝗱𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗰𝗵𝗻𝗲𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗿.

    • @sleepiegirl
      @sleepiegirl 5 месяцев назад

      @@quindyporter5772LITERALLY WHO I WAS THINKING OF

  • @briellekennedy
    @briellekennedy 4 месяца назад +1551

    just now realizing that Starfire is asian-stereotype-coded

    • @Edith-xe7rf
      @Edith-xe7rf 3 месяца назад +102

      In fact, she is a black-character-coded

    • @berrymothh
      @berrymothh 3 месяца назад +65

      @@Edith-xe7rfnot coded she IS black in most verions

    • @elmolovesyou2320
      @elmolovesyou2320 2 месяца назад +23

      @@Edith-xe7rfso africa is another planet?? 😭

    • @elmolovesyou2320
      @elmolovesyou2320 2 месяца назад +131

      @@berrymothhshe has orange skin… she’s trump if anything

    • @oak..
      @oak.. 2 месяца назад

      ​@@elmolovesyou2320God bless amurica ‼️‼️‼️‼️

  • @taebong8243
    @taebong8243 5 месяцев назад +1256

    This is so true. I hate the fact that they romanticize women being objectified, who's supposed to act innocent and pure 😂😂😂

    • @GhoulishGash
      @GhoulishGash 3 месяца назад +1

      Something wrong with your brain to interpret it like that

    • @RagyRagd0ll
      @RagyRagd0ll 3 месяца назад +52

      I see it all the time... It sucks especially when the story was actually pretty good before that

    • @W-I463
      @W-I463 3 месяца назад +3

      I get what you're saying but I don't think you worded it correctly😅

    • @W-I463
      @W-I463 3 месяца назад +32

      ​​@@GhoulishGash They aren't wrong? Why are you being so rude

    • @GhoulishGash
      @GhoulishGash 3 месяца назад

      @@W-I463 Nah, they are borderline schizophrenic

  • @pl4net4ry
    @pl4net4ry 5 месяцев назад +3809

    the occasional vaguely asian accent kills me

    • @imateakettle
      @imateakettle 5 месяцев назад +220

      its only shows up when talking abt asian culture or the “prophecy” which makes it even better lmao

    • @MagisterialVoyager
      @MagisterialVoyager 5 месяцев назад +40

      This LMAO. 😭

  • @lol-go6hd
    @lol-go6hd 5 месяцев назад +14599

    Don't forget the part where she's always the last choice of the protagonist from all the other (exclusively white) girls and basically only there to get people who fetishise Asian women to like the show and say things like "she should've ended up with him, she's the prettiest little submissive Chinese wife, she's the best girl".

    • @starlit_ivy
      @starlit_ivy 5 месяцев назад +862

      People calling characters “best girl” sounds so weird to me. It’s like a dog

    • @chereipeach345
      @chereipeach345 5 месяцев назад

      The hatred I've for submissive, soft spoken, with big tits female character type who's secretly in love with the out going obnoxious male lead who happens to be a certified fuck boy can't be measured. Like goddamn

    • @DefinitelyNotNormalLol
      @DefinitelyNotNormalLol 5 месяцев назад

      This was a very common troupe growing up in the late 90s-early 2010, even in cartoons. They never pair minorities with the hottest or smartest character it’s always an incel, extremely dumb, or just flawed beyond belief .

    • @tink6225
      @tink6225 5 месяцев назад +287

      @@starlit_ivyalways makes me uncomfortable

    • @RushiaRenoku
      @RushiaRenoku 5 месяцев назад +125

      @@starlit_ivy yeah its disgusting

  • @Gn0t3-jh8po
    @Gn0t3-jh8po 5 месяцев назад +5235

    “It is you 🥺, you are the chosen✨ sA-MoO-Ri✨

    • @bellamartinez5792
      @bellamartinez5792 4 месяца назад +12

      500th Like

    • @seaborgium919
      @seaborgium919 3 месяца назад +50

      Immediately followed by "We must save all of china"

    • @F4iry7348
      @F4iry7348 3 месяца назад +10

      That pronunciation hurt my soul

  • @victoriamoefu5136
    @victoriamoefu5136 4 месяца назад +777

    THE POCAHONTAS BACKGROUND 💀

    • @Kingdom_Of_Dreams
      @Kingdom_Of_Dreams 3 месяца назад +25

      I saw John Rolf and flipped out LOOLLL

    • @Ms.Divine2024
      @Ms.Divine2024 2 месяца назад +5

      Ok fr thank you! That's exactly the vibes I was getting sis.

  • @PrincessMar15
    @PrincessMar15 4 месяца назад +450

    “We must m@te tonight to save all China”. That caught me off guard💀

  • @kf-mr3ph
    @kf-mr3ph 5 месяцев назад +9274

    Don’t forget the few irrelevant sentences exchanged between other Asians in the native language written using Google translate and the important sentences spoken in English

    • @Thatonecollegeg1rl
      @Thatonecollegeg1rl 5 месяцев назад +74

      Fr 😂

    • @Kitty294_
      @Kitty294_ 5 месяцев назад +49

      Too real 😭

    • @starpeep5769
      @starpeep5769 5 месяцев назад +16

      Ikr 😭😭😭

    • @Uhflower
      @Uhflower 5 месяцев назад +417

      And the screen cap says: "Speaking Chinese" instead of actually translating what they said

    • @LuxuriousLenay
      @LuxuriousLenay 5 месяцев назад +49

      ​@@UhflowerEVERY TIME 😂😂😂

  • @pinkzaism
    @pinkzaism 5 месяцев назад +17993

    "are all men in the West this muscular?" they do this way too much 😭

    • @Mintimiruku6369
      @Mintimiruku6369 5 месяцев назад +426

      Bruh the cringe I had....

    • @user-pt5cl2ro6f
      @user-pt5cl2ro6f 5 месяцев назад +294

      We all know her local asian men would be more 😭

    • @SnowSNS11
      @SnowSNS11 5 месяцев назад +409

      I actually don't believe being too muscular is attractive at all in asia. It's more like a western thing. The scholar aesthetic still won over looking like a brute for a long time now.

    • @cam4636
      @cam4636 5 месяцев назад

      @@SnowSNS11 the joke is that western writers are using Asian female characters to jerk off their own egos, not about whether any actual Asian culture is into muscles

    • @samuraijosh1595
      @samuraijosh1595 5 месяцев назад

      L​@@SnowSNS11 firstly there are many Asian men that are as muscular. Hollywood likes to show it's white males as exotic catches to cater to it's white male demographic

  • @btseu6449
    @btseu6449 5 месяцев назад +11378

    "nine identical twins"
    The math isn't mathing 💀

    • @claudiabcarvalho
      @claudiabcarvalho 5 месяцев назад +232

      ​@@genshinF2Play that's absolutely not how it works

    • @hadesisbaby
      @hadesisbaby 5 месяцев назад +236

      @@claudiabcarvalhohopefully they’re just joking. otherwise, they know nothing about female anatomy which honestly isn’t surprising

    • @hadesisbaby
      @hadesisbaby 5 месяцев назад +38

      @@claudiabcarvalho(even if they are female themselves. still not surprising.)

    • @grayskindablue
      @grayskindablue 5 месяцев назад +124

      @@claudiabcarvalhopretty sure that was just a twist on the Mean Girls quote

    • @CyberGirl1234
      @CyberGirl1234 5 месяцев назад +20

      it would be ten in total right? :3

  • @hypotheticaltapeworm
    @hypotheticaltapeworm 5 месяцев назад +754

    I also love the meta detail that they casted someone who's not the same ethnicity as the country they're trying to represent. Like, this creator is Thai, and the skit is ostensibly about a Chinese woman (even though she references the samurai). A lot of filmmakers will cast "any Asian" without regard for the actual heritage of the actor because a lot of people, mostly white men, focus on fetishizing instead of actually acknowledging or respecting culture.
    Never mind that also she speaks perfect English and glorifies the West when given the opportunity. So many tropes in this, it's so good.

    • @tovarishchfeixiao
      @tovarishchfeixiao 4 месяца назад

      To be fair, 99% of the people who watches a series or movie couldn't even make the difference by looking at them. And in a movie/series the actor "heritage" does not matter. And mostly maericans are so obsessed with this "people's cultural/ethnic heritage" stuff.
      And the "glorifying the west" obviously just western propaganda to make themselves feel special.

    • @KH0LRA
      @KH0LRA 4 месяца назад +77

      So real, I still remember how they blantantly casted chinese and malay chinese people for Memoirs of a Geisha 😭

    • @solar0wind
      @solar0wind 4 месяца назад +49

      I guess it's because Americans obsess over the (scientifically nonsensical) concept of race so much. They think every one who fits into one "race" will be exactly the same as everyone else in that "race". It always pisses me off when all the Americans talk about how "white people" act and then just say the most specific American clichés about American white people, basically erasing the whole of Europe and other regions outside North America. We Europeans are so divers culturally, but to Americans we're all just white, so everything that applies to white Americans also must apply to us🙄

    • @agatazietek9098
      @agatazietek9098 4 месяца назад +23

      ​​@@solar0wind or they say how Europeans are so introverted or whatever... like have you ever met an old person from a small village, esp in southern Europe

    • @solar0wind
      @solar0wind 4 месяца назад +16

      @@agatazietek9098 Yeah true! There are giant differences between the Mediterranean/Southern regions and Northern Europe. Or between Western Europe and Eastern Europe. I never identified as a European until I saw Americans bunching us all into the same group.

  • @lovelylynx5473
    @lovelylynx5473 4 месяца назад +168

    the japanese references in china lmaoo so accurate

  • @h0rn3d_h1st0r1an
    @h0rn3d_h1st0r1an 5 месяцев назад +49768

    Ah yes. The samurai. The elite Chinese warriors of China.

    • @ChrystinamarieWellington
      @ChrystinamarieWellington 5 месяцев назад +3272

      And the Last Samurai Tom Cruise 😂

    • @lisapoe888
      @lisapoe888 5 месяцев назад +119

      😂

    • @mallarieluvsgirls
      @mallarieluvsgirls 5 месяцев назад

      LMAOO i totally forgot until i saw this comment. the fact this has probably definitely happened in hollywood too 😅😂

    • @h0rn3d_h1st0r1an
      @h0rn3d_h1st0r1an 5 месяцев назад +839

      @@mallarieluvsgirls well they did use traditionally Japanese armor in the animated Mulan

    • @dylanrock5979
      @dylanrock5979 5 месяцев назад +1937

      ​@@h0rn3d_h1st0r1an Ah yes Disney, the company most dedicated to historically accurate depictions of other cultures

  • @BLEACHGURL1010
    @BLEACHGURL1010 5 месяцев назад +61971

    Nine identical twins 😭😭😭

    • @osadlys
      @osadlys 5 месяцев назад +567

      Anyone else think of Ti li from avatar last airbender

    • @stream-5star
      @stream-5star 5 месяцев назад +578

      like ty lee and her seven identical sisters 😭😭

    • @SleepySheepy252
      @SleepySheepy252 5 месяцев назад +205

      its giving ty lee

    • @awesomebananas8100
      @awesomebananas8100 5 месяцев назад +74

      twins but there is nine

    • @Amy_Dunn
      @Amy_Dunn 5 месяцев назад +187

      Lmao "Nine identical twins..." So like Nonuplets or 9 sets of individual identical twins? Because the latter is kind of hilarious to think about.

  • @Cryinginthecloudssss
    @Cryinginthecloudssss 5 месяцев назад +3736

    “You are the chosen samurai now we must save all of China”
    hmmmmmm somethings not quite adding up here

    • @ThatUselessHuman
      @ThatUselessHuman 5 месяцев назад +164

      I didn't even notice that until I read this comment 💀💀

    • @star.surfer9446
      @star.surfer9446 5 месяцев назад +179

      the people who make these movies don’t know the difference 😭

    • @Loonaurtheworld
      @Loonaurtheworld 5 месяцев назад +70

      Me when Karate kid

    • @navoditachakraborty-zl7yp
      @navoditachakraborty-zl7yp 5 месяцев назад +7

      What's wrong?

    • @Loonaurtheworld
      @Loonaurtheworld 5 месяцев назад +151

      @@navoditachakraborty-zl7yp Samurai originates from Japan

  • @bensgalley1368
    @bensgalley1368 5 месяцев назад +98

    The feet thing sounds like something Dan Snhider would write

    • @legallycritter4984
      @legallycritter4984 5 месяцев назад +15

      It's literally cat's character without the asianess

    • @Bunnyleadd
      @Bunnyleadd 2 месяца назад +3

      It's the feet, isn't it?

  • @cryptidsystem890
    @cryptidsystem890 4 месяца назад +83

    Ah yes. The samurai of china.
    They’re the ones that eat ttokkbokki with their katanas to channel their qi powers right?

  • @amii_725
    @amii_725 5 месяцев назад +3252

    the samooraiy killed me and the giggles 😭😭

  • @Nat-gf3ll
    @Nat-gf3ll 5 месяцев назад +29151

    Something about the romanticization of childlike traits really irks me

    • @berribluart
      @berribluart 5 месяцев назад +3170

      I get that. Like, it can be cute imo but when that's ALL the character is then it gets weird. It's romantic infantalization basically

    • @asteriasheria2053
      @asteriasheria2053 5 месяцев назад +265

      ​@@berribluartI agree

    • @thatonearoace
      @thatonearoace 5 месяцев назад +1394

      Sometimes it feels like they really want the guy to want to get with a child, but realize last minute just how awful that is and age up the kid but don’t have the time/want to actually make the love interest behave as an adult

    • @ephimerite
      @ephimerite 5 месяцев назад +158

      @@thatonearoaceLeon the professional… 👀

    • @Manidoitdabesttt
      @Manidoitdabesttt 5 месяцев назад +583

      @@ephimeriteI mean the person who directed it married a 15 year old & the movie is based on his own predatory relationship with her so.

  • @aleksandrovna_y
    @aleksandrovna_y 5 месяцев назад +1576

    Im west asian and I have also seen men thinking im going to be a stereotypical "princess jasmine" and going to belly dance for them as they thought it is my "culture". I can relate to this video so much it hurts

    • @lana_354
      @lana_354 5 месяцев назад +152

      Lol and don't forget that the story always goes like this:
      "The tan girl with black hair who's rich rich and lives with her strict family, she also have a camel, a lion and a horse, and she is a princess spoiled girl, she walks into the desert while she sees a random wise old man that tells her wise and mysterious warning or predictions, she wants to explore the desert (idk what's supposed to be there in a area made off just sand lol) but yes she goes to explore and finds random men that want to hurt her, then a mysterious white protagonist appears and save her, at the end she falls in love and she trys to convince her family to marry him but they refuses, so she leaves with him" lmao this is the most stereotypical one

    • @ronmastrio2798
      @ronmastrio2798 4 месяца назад +28

      @@lana_354 Sounds oddly specific were you dreaming about this?

    • @lana_354
      @lana_354 4 месяца назад

      @ronmastrio2798
      LMAO AS IF
      That's so cringe y would I?? Especially since I'll never leave my family for a random man lol
      It's just what u always see white men writing about
      U must be that white man who fantasies ethnic women🤣

    • @happycreature3993
      @happycreature3993 4 месяца назад +16

      same with me and Mulan😂😂😂

    • @THATAroSpecWallet
      @THATAroSpecWallet 4 месяца назад +12

      ​@@lana_354 detailed yet so accurate to what I can think of

  • @MelT00n
    @MelT00n 5 месяцев назад +107

    How the media portrays Asian girls:
    Me looking at my friend who’s about to flip a table at someone and acting like a devious human being💀

  • @Geek_cassi
    @Geek_cassi 4 месяца назад +16

    MY PHONE WAS ON FULL VOLUME WHEN SHE SAID ‘We must mate’-

  • @Anonymous-gu5ch
    @Anonymous-gu5ch 5 месяцев назад +1739

    "You dont seem Asian."
    Oh sorry lemme just:

  • @Cottageforgotten
    @Cottageforgotten 5 месяцев назад +3347

    Women writing Asian women make their fans so sharp it can kill someone tho and make her a total badass and I love that

    • @bobitboo2792
      @bobitboo2792 5 месяцев назад +498

      Kyoshi warrior style

    • @notapeopleperson6761
      @notapeopleperson6761 5 месяцев назад +66

      @@bobitboo2792YESSS I LOVE IT

    • @ziesnowleopard
      @ziesnowleopard 5 месяцев назад +184

      Okay but like imagine if a woman took the men writing Asian woman trope, look out the fetishized and infantilized parts, and then had the revised version of men writing Asian woman date the women writing Asian woman.

    • @hysteri
      @hysteri 5 месяцев назад +175

      It’s one of my fav characters but only if they don’t overdo it 😭 women don’t have to be overpowered, strong all the time, or weak to be a good character, as when overdone, it makes them inhumane and kinda cheesy imo.

    • @milkamoussse
      @milkamoussse 5 месяцев назад +19

      Kitana

  • @sentient_dinosaurplush
    @sentient_dinosaurplush 5 месяцев назад +984

    “We must mate tonight to save all of china” made me cackle from cringe oml 😭😭😭💀💀

    • @i_once_was_chloe
      @i_once_was_chloe 5 месяцев назад +37

      The fact that I can think of ten movies with this exact line with the ‘hot asian confused province girl’ is honestly making me want to make my rob cage look like a blooming lotus flower

    • @azeezbashir1734
      @azeezbashir1734 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@i_once_was_chloewhich movies? I can’t think of one

    • @alexaalexa2308
      @alexaalexa2308 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@i_once_was_chloe name it, ill wait

  • @Choco.mi0
    @Choco.mi0 4 месяца назад +50

    And they always play the flute😭

  • @NBDYSPCL
    @NBDYSPCL 4 месяца назад +14

    The fucking foot fetish. Theres ALWAYS a foot fetish 😂😂

  • @deetato2980
    @deetato2980 5 месяцев назад +1177

    Bc out of all the other asian men, the chosen one is the sad white man lone warrior with the sad background/ young inexperienced white guy who doesnt want to be the chosen one but *has* to for some reason bc it was prophesized. No one likes him and he is outcasted until he proves himself against the strongest asian man (who is arrogant and hates him at first) and suddenly he becomes the leader of the other asian men bc that makes sense 🤣

    • @Itoshimi
      @Itoshimi 5 месяцев назад +50

      This is definitely true 😂😂

    • @Mintimiruku6369
      @Mintimiruku6369 5 месяцев назад +56

      This sh*t just reminds me of that Golden Retriever movie that later become the leader of a wolf pack... I guess men and dog are not that different

    • @user-pt5cl2ro6f
      @user-pt5cl2ro6f 5 месяцев назад +33

      Dragon ball live action

    • @deetato2980
      @deetato2980 5 месяцев назад +39

      @@user-pt5cl2ro6f also karate kid for some diversity 🤣

    • @JustAStranger2840
      @JustAStranger2840 5 месяцев назад +59

      @@Mintimiruku6369 Don't compare human men to dogs, that's a disservice to the dogs

  • @Dreamstrafe
    @Dreamstrafe 5 месяцев назад +1074

    She forgot jade skinned beauty, ice cold tsundere, and FL inexplicably being carted away somewhere so Mc can continue to grow the harem

    • @seignee
      @seignee 5 месяцев назад +44

      this is so wuxia coded lmfao 😂

    • @Apparently_Im_oppressed
      @Apparently_Im_oppressed 5 месяцев назад +20

      Tell me why a single man can fall in love with so many women like literally every woman in the haram and the mc are in love and true ✨love✨ they call it 😭

    • @poppermintee
      @poppermintee 4 месяца назад

      Just watched Burning Flames and omg 😂😂😂 its coded the same way. I was so done with it. I loved the female lead so much but they decided to make her a nuisance so that the male lead could get close to other female characters. Was weird

    • @anonisnoone6125
      @anonisnoone6125 4 месяца назад +4

      So just anime tropes then?

    • @UnprofessionalProfessor
      @UnprofessionalProfessor 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@anonisnoone6125 Yes

  • @betsareoff6821
    @betsareoff6821 5 месяцев назад +769

    "it is customary to show our bare feet"
    wow, didnt know Dan Schneider wrote hot asian women too! bro has a versatile resume.

  • @firhanhidayat2803
    @firhanhidayat2803 3 месяца назад +36

    There's literally a movie set in china where the white MC must sleep with the chinese sidekick in order to unleash his true power
    I think it's called "dancing ninja" or somethin

    • @Bunny_queen143
      @Bunny_queen143 2 месяца назад +3

      Is this a joke..

    • @It_Is_Oylenox
      @It_Is_Oylenox 2 месяца назад +5

      @@Bunny_queen143 literally no, the entire movie is pretty h0rny tbh. I think it stars Ryan from highschool musical (idk his name)

  • @riverlewis5732
    @riverlewis5732 22 дня назад +3

    The fact with the last couple she couldn't keep a straight face 😂

  • @cryoblaster8371
    @cryoblaster8371 5 месяцев назад +1809

    An artists kinks will always reveal themselves in art

    • @THATAroSpecWallet
      @THATAroSpecWallet 4 месяца назад +75

      Even the tiniest details can be nitpicked if they are constant enough lol

    • @acarbonbasedlifeform6506
      @acarbonbasedlifeform6506 4 месяца назад +91

      As an artist this makes me nervous

    • @cake_0078
      @cake_0078 4 месяца назад +50

      As an artist, I'm afraid

    • @springfreddie6098
      @springfreddie6098 4 месяца назад +35

      not you calling me out lmfao 😭
      i literally said this to myself a few days ago after realizing that i drew the guys with EVERY THING I FIND HOT

    • @saturnas
      @saturnas 4 месяца назад +48

      It's always the kinks or the traumas.

  • @strawberry-toaster
    @strawberry-toaster 5 месяцев назад +1383

    The giggling omg stop!!! and not the 9 identical twins 😭✋🏻

  • @kin.g-yawna
    @kin.g-yawna 5 месяцев назад +1031

    the 'being treated like a whole different species' feels so accurate

  • @sunshinenetherlight1571
    @sunshinenetherlight1571 5 месяцев назад +25

    didn’t know that western novels with asian female characters were so wild😂 . always read chinese mtl translated novels so the western characters are sometimes very funnily stereotypical like wild😂

  • @itslily256
    @itslily256 4 месяца назад +9

    you need to live with me, and my 9 identical siblings. IM DYING HELPP-

  • @auroraexists
    @auroraexists 5 месяцев назад +31255

    And they're always saying "destiny" or "honor" 💀
    Edit: love all the zuko references

    • @Conysims
      @Conysims 5 месяцев назад +607

      Damn, even Avatar the Last Airbender fell in that 😂

    • @Mintimiruku6369
      @Mintimiruku6369 5 месяцев назад +476

      I mean what else of convenient excuses the author can make for a hot rich royal Asian girl to fall in love with a homeless bum?

    • @cassandra-
      @cassandra- 5 месяцев назад +433

      ​​@@Conysimsit gets a pass, it was really great when zuko said it 😭

    • @thepinkelephant2520
      @thepinkelephant2520 5 месяцев назад +116

      Fr too much honor, we really don’t care about honor that much lmfao

    • @REHEHEHEHEHEHp
      @REHEHEHEHEHEHp 5 месяцев назад +84

      @@Conysims Zuko moment

  • @notyourplasticdoll
    @notyourplasticdoll 5 месяцев назад +7287

    what passport bros think Asian women are like:
    Edit: holy shit guys I didnt expect this much likes 😭

    • @jrmetmoi
      @jrmetmoi 5 месяцев назад +42

      😆😆

    • @eo0-g9j
      @eo0-g9j 5 месяцев назад +399

      and wonder why they get scammed by the asians for greencard💀💀

    • @notyourplasticdoll
      @notyourplasticdoll 5 месяцев назад +316

      @@eo0-g9j I dont even feel bad for these men 9/10 they dont take responsibility for it 💀

    • @Shortestcoment
      @Shortestcoment 5 месяцев назад +15

      LOOOL

    • @DominantBtch
      @DominantBtch 5 месяцев назад +2

      This is not how they think 💀

  • @SOMEONE-jk9ui
    @SOMEONE-jk9ui 5 месяцев назад +641

    Lots of parallels with “hot alien girl”

    • @msreminis
      @msreminis 5 месяцев назад +49

      Im just now making this connection and seeing all the similarities 😭

    • @gelatinousglob8521
      @gelatinousglob8521 5 месяцев назад +21

      Mantis :(

    • @Rubenz343
      @Rubenz343 4 месяца назад +15

      Starfire 😍

    • @BreaHinton-iv8lo
      @BreaHinton-iv8lo 4 месяца назад +3

      She acts like a kid

    • @pma281
      @pma281 4 месяца назад +20

      ​@@BreaHinton-iv8lothere's the stereotype that both Asian and alien girls act like little kids, which isn't always true tbh

  • @PIGEONPANIC
    @PIGEONPANIC 4 месяца назад +10

    “Samurai”
    “China”
    Adds up.

  • @Lomi_aestetic
    @Lomi_aestetic 5 месяцев назад +6

    “yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh” flirtly punches

  • @elfodelputoinfierno
    @elfodelputoinfierno 5 месяцев назад +888

    Not even she can take her own jokes love that

    • @toothfairy10133
      @toothfairy10133 5 месяцев назад +1

      i think this is the first time ive seen her break

  • @K98vd04
    @K98vd04 5 месяцев назад +1281

    The lead actress in Yukata made with thinnest material on Earth..."Mr.Jacob San, you are really the last samurai. My father is not a dumpling maker but a swordsmith. This is the last sword my father made before attack of Dim-sum clan in our village. You must avenge the death of your mother by killing the leader Mr.Nakamura." proceeds to kiss him in most awkward way.

    • @ackantha
      @ackantha 5 месяцев назад +163

      This was a brutal read, I don't know whether to laugh or cry 😭

    • @k1pp225
      @k1pp225 5 месяцев назад +57

      better written than euphoria

    • @ziesnowleopard
      @ziesnowleopard 5 месяцев назад +86

      Fr!!! Like why does the love interest have to be it??? Why can’t she be the hero??? Like, it’s still the kinda misogynistic trope of “oh I can only do this because my father did it,” but it’s a step up from being a sexy-lampified plot device!!!

    • @k1pp225
      @k1pp225 5 месяцев назад

      @@ziesnowleopard You just want to completely erase feminine characters i
      its the perpetual girlboss attitude lol, just embrace the fact you want girls in media to be hypercompetitive vindictive assholes because that's what you think it should be

    • @Nortarachanges
      @Nortarachanges 5 месяцев назад +43

      Not the super special swordsmith is her father trope 💔💔💔

  • @prettysparklez1195
    @prettysparklez1195 5 месяцев назад +230

    "WE MUST M A T E" **DRAMATICALLY THROWS OFF SHAWL** I'M IN TEARS

    • @NIAAESTHTIC
      @NIAAESTHTIC 5 месяцев назад +6

      😂 stop this got me rolling

  • @firepowder
    @firepowder 5 месяцев назад +41

    Nooooo was the "we are in the west now" background from pocahontas 2 😭

  • @Trigger_productions_mato
    @Trigger_productions_mato 4 месяца назад +4

    As a male who is making a character (no, none of my characters are like this, i might make a parody of how men write women? Also o don't have any asians because asia just does not exist in my story, they are all lakota) this is acute

    • @Jia-po2uf
      @Jia-po2uf 3 месяца назад +2

      Its acute?? I thought it was more obtuse tbh

    • @Trigger_productions_mato
      @Trigger_productions_mato 3 месяца назад

      @@Jia-po2uf i don't even know what that typo was meant to be. I think "accurate" but it either autocorrected when I didn't want it to or not autocorrected when I wanted it to. I think it's to funny to fix though

  • @sidoniegabrielle269
    @sidoniegabrielle269 5 месяцев назад +476

    the mulan 2 background is killing me but all of this is so good. it's making me want to turn off a movie that i'm not even watching, great work

  • @lyd_or_leena5777
    @lyd_or_leena5777 5 месяцев назад +276

    The giggles are so damn accurate lol

  • @sincerely_kotoka
    @sincerely_kotoka 5 месяцев назад +195

    NOT THE BREAK IN CHARACTER TALKING ABT THE BARE FEET LMFAO

  • @denizcaml9306
    @denizcaml9306 2 месяца назад +3

    Whenever I see these characters in low quality movies I just see them as a big joke instead of an actual character lol😭😭😭

  • @addihernandez3222
    @addihernandez3222 5 месяцев назад +8

    " the prophecy says that you must lay with me and my NINE identical twins " XD

  • @kid-ava
    @kid-ava 5 месяцев назад +255

    "lay with me and my 9 identical twins" 💀💀

  • @apollomommy7364
    @apollomommy7364 5 месяцев назад +98

    As a Native American woman I totally, 100% support and endorse the use of the random picture from Pocahontas 2 🤣🤣 as a lover of C-drama the giggles absolutely killed me, too accurate this video 😅

  • @Maximum_Effort69
    @Maximum_Effort69 5 месяцев назад +58

    Lmao, love the part where she says "Mating" as if she's another effing species💀

  • @marmiebagayo5618
    @marmiebagayo5618 3 месяца назад +5

    "the phrophesy says that you must lay with me and my NINE IDENTICAL TWINS"💀gurl

  • @iulianaisvanca225
    @iulianaisvanca225 3 месяца назад +5

    nobody :
    her laugh
    eiehiehiehiehiehei

  • @pigpunkz100
    @pigpunkz100 5 месяцев назад +43

    I love that you break your own script at the especially dumb stereotypes, it makes it feel so genuine and so much funnier.

  • @Ender_worlds
    @Ender_worlds 5 месяцев назад +47

    " wE muSt M@te ToO SaVe alL oF ChiNa " really caught me off gard there 💀💀💀💀

  • @JohnathanDavisstoothpaste
    @JohnathanDavisstoothpaste 5 месяцев назад +183

    Dont forget making the girl not know ANYTHING Abt Americans 😭

  • @fablethewolf825
    @fablethewolf825 13 дней назад +1

    Knowing the creators are having fun making these just adds that extra layer of enjoyment, doesn't it?

  • @Schizniit
    @Schizniit 4 месяца назад +9

    Forgot the overly emotional speaches about peace and hope

  • @pavelfinozhenkov
    @pavelfinozhenkov 5 месяцев назад +105

    LMAO this is very in time with all those horrible news about tourists are terrorizing Kyoto’s geishas and their apprentices 😂

  • @ladydjiv
    @ladydjiv 5 месяцев назад +56

    The character breaks at the feet and the nine identical twins I CAN’T 🤣🤣🤣

  • @breadcrumbhoarder
    @breadcrumbhoarder 5 месяцев назад +437

    It’s giving passport bro

  • @AbandonedQuichelol
    @AbandonedQuichelol 3 месяца назад +8

    And then the scenes of them doing things like sitting in a grove of flowers, playing a flute or by a river “washing up”
    It’s always the main character that finds them too

  • @CASSIDIE.SINCLAIR
    @CASSIDIE.SINCLAIR 2 месяца назад +2

    “we must mate to save China” is wild ‼️

  • @saryntoews
    @saryntoews 5 месяцев назад +83

    The ACCENT OMGGG 😭

  • @whocaresaboutmynamebruh491
    @whocaresaboutmynamebruh491 5 месяцев назад +61

    To be fair that is also how Japanese creators write Japanese characters. Just look at anime x.x

    • @TryinaD
      @TryinaD 5 месяцев назад

      The difference is that they’re Japanese… so it’s less racist in that sense. Like how Western fairy tales love the European damsel in distress…
      But of course it’s still sexist lol

    • @MadameSomnambule
      @MadameSomnambule 5 месяцев назад +22

      The "are all western men THIS muscular?" line made me think of Gun Frontier ngl lol.

    • @whocaresaboutmynamebruh491
      @whocaresaboutmynamebruh491 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@MadameSomnambule Omg I see it XDDDDDD

    • @yoshinoricheek
      @yoshinoricheek 5 месяцев назад +3

      you're right

    • @samuraijosh1595
      @samuraijosh1595 5 месяцев назад +3

      What Japanese movies are mentally conquered enough to write a western man as a samurai and show the way of the samurai through him?

  • @VegaTheStarBD-1
    @VegaTheStarBD-1 5 месяцев назад +31

    ‘and my nine identical twins…’
    The way her voice starts to break with laughter just killed me 😂

  • @chicaalterego2193
    @chicaalterego2193 5 месяцев назад +8

    I was waiting for the flip at the end about women writing hot asian girls, because in my head cannon they are likely to be concubines or wifes, ready to poison everyone else in the harem 😂❤

  • @ashleygonefishen
    @ashleygonefishen 11 дней назад +1

    Breaking character at the end of the ridiculous lines is so cute 😭

  • @gloomygguk528
    @gloomygguk528 5 месяцев назад +112

    No, this is actually so accurate fr oml 💀 The chosen Samurai, yes, a white guy, who was prophesized to save the world in a dream by a head Monk. Ah yes, the asian female, who is always sidestepped and the last choice because the white guy has an intense trauma with woman after his wife got killed by the group of another gangster chinese samurai's of the same village. Ah yes, the chinese woman gets killed at the end, making him realize how much he loved her but it was too late and decides to end all the gangster samurais

  • @milajvde
    @milajvde 5 месяцев назад +52

    “now we must mate to save all of china”
    IM DEAD 💀✋✋

  • @typicaltransboi6297
    @typicaltransboi6297 5 месяцев назад +177

    THE FACT THEY DONT KNOW ANY COUNTRY OTHER THAN CHINA😭😭

    • @Itoshimi
      @Itoshimi 5 месяцев назад

      China or Japan lol. Thats all Asia is made up of according to western media.

    • @game_boyd1644
      @game_boyd1644 5 месяцев назад +28

      Or Japan. Occasionally Korea.

  • @imtryingtostudyok7125
    @imtryingtostudyok7125 3 месяца назад +4

    Its hilarious how she's implied to be chinese but says samurai 😂

  • @I_like_Beez_and_Coffee
    @I_like_Beez_and_Coffee 4 месяца назад +4

    “I could never dishonor my father..”
    Prince Zuko: Been there done that

  • @Cardboard_Stitches
    @Cardboard_Stitches 5 месяцев назад +57

    9 identical twins is CRAZY

  • @altosynesthesia
    @altosynesthesia 5 месяцев назад +39

    "hot asian girl" character writers when they get to harbin and finding out that not all asian culture is "something something flower beauty metaphor something" but is just "aight this tastes like shit": (surprised pikachu face)

  • @airyanahardie3575
    @airyanahardie3575 5 месяцев назад +19

    AHHH WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS!!! WE WERE WATCHING PACIFIC RIM AND MY MOM WAS LIKE " what is with movies that have Asian women always doing that thing where they have some clipboard or book and they're holding it against their chest"

  • @Idkwhattoputhere76088
    @Idkwhattoputhere76088 4 месяца назад +2

    "We must mate mate tonight"that one friend "bet"

  • @SkyeIsland77
    @SkyeIsland77 3 месяца назад +2

    It's the giggles between absolute bull-effing-shit that get me 💀

  • @tyrelldemar5124
    @tyrelldemar5124 5 месяцев назад +57

    THE GIGGLES ARE KILLING ME☠️

  • @Spedsternumberone
    @Spedsternumberone 5 месяцев назад +33

    The projectionnnn
    It’s kills me when men write characters like this

  • @phoenixprince1806
    @phoenixprince1806 5 месяцев назад +29

    every time she breaks and says a line in her normal voice and laughing is so good

  • @lonelyluna1336
    @lonelyluna1336 4 месяца назад +2

    the weird giggles are sending me XD

  • @JDtsim
    @JDtsim 5 месяцев назад +2

    THE FIGHTING THAT SWITCHES OVER TO FAN GIGGLING MADE ME HAVE A SEIZURE ON THE FLOOR STOP😭

  • @BigRed1595044
    @BigRed1595044 5 месяцев назад +21

    I love how the character is Chinese but uses samurai 😂 the essence of confident mediocre male writers writing female characters

  • @Cheez_crack
    @Cheez_crack 5 месяцев назад +33

    Bruh literally the girls in Mulan 2 💀

    • @squirlis1189
      @squirlis1189 3 месяца назад

      We don't talk about that movie 🤢

  • @alexb389
    @alexb389 5 месяцев назад +32

    Turned to men to specifically Dan Schneider and Quentin Tarantino TOO quickly

  • @Mexican_mario2.0
    @Mexican_mario2.0 5 месяцев назад +3

    The two times she breaks character are the best parts 😂

  • @amandadresbach6216
    @amandadresbach6216 2 месяца назад

    That last little giggle was actually cute tbh.