"and have absolutely no counter to my arm being grabbed, so feel free to drag me anywhere you want while I struggle ineffectually for two seconds before giving in"
"Welcome to the Hot Asian Girl restaurant. We have tea, rice, and sometimes fish. All our waitresses are perfectly clumsy and will fall into your arms whenever it's most convenient."
Me waiting for my tea as my clumsy waiter stumbles into my arms, spilling boiling tea all over my chest and neck, I scream in agony (obviously). It is a horribly awkward experience. I give it two stars on yelp.
while usually being more advice about "following her heart" towards the male love interest (that he originally disapproved of) and whatever cause he's heading and less to do with her own actual strength, wisdom or power
The film industry does that a lot Ive found. The 5 countries are apparently the United States, Britain, China, Africa (which always seems to be either Egypt or a desert that I can obly assume is the Sahara), and Mexico. (Speaking from an American perspective, at least.)
@@WinterPains I’d argue Subsaharan Africa and SWANA (south + west Asia, North Africa) can be separated, because one is jungle with no one capable of complex thought and the other is desert with bazaars and overly sexualized women
Don't forget the part where she's always the last choice of the protagonist from all the other (exclusively white) girls and basically only there to get people who fetishise Asian women to like the show and say things like "she should've ended up with him, she's the prettiest little submissive Chinese wife, she's the best girl".
The hatred I've for submissive, soft spoken, with big tits female character type who's secretly in love with the out going obnoxious male lead who happens to be a certified fuck boy can't be measured. Like goddamn
This was a very common troupe growing up in the late 90s-early 2010, even in cartoons. They never pair minorities with the hottest or smartest character it’s always an incel, extremely dumb, or just flawed beyond belief .
Don’t forget the few irrelevant sentences exchanged between other Asians in the native language written using Google translate and the important sentences spoken in English
I actually don't believe being too muscular is attractive at all in asia. It's more like a western thing. The scholar aesthetic still won over looking like a brute for a long time now.
@@SnowSNS11 the joke is that western writers are using Asian female characters to jerk off their own egos, not about whether any actual Asian culture is into muscles
L@@SnowSNS11 firstly there are many Asian men that are as muscular. Hollywood likes to show it's white males as exotic catches to cater to it's white male demographic
I also love the meta detail that they casted someone who's not the same ethnicity as the country they're trying to represent. Like, this creator is Thai, and the skit is ostensibly about a Chinese woman (even though she references the samurai). A lot of filmmakers will cast "any Asian" without regard for the actual heritage of the actor because a lot of people, mostly white men, focus on fetishizing instead of actually acknowledging or respecting culture. Never mind that also she speaks perfect English and glorifies the West when given the opportunity. So many tropes in this, it's so good.
To be fair, 99% of the people who watches a series or movie couldn't even make the difference by looking at them. And in a movie/series the actor "heritage" does not matter. And mostly maericans are so obsessed with this "people's cultural/ethnic heritage" stuff. And the "glorifying the west" obviously just western propaganda to make themselves feel special.
I guess it's because Americans obsess over the (scientifically nonsensical) concept of race so much. They think every one who fits into one "race" will be exactly the same as everyone else in that "race". It always pisses me off when all the Americans talk about how "white people" act and then just say the most specific American clichés about American white people, basically erasing the whole of Europe and other regions outside North America. We Europeans are so divers culturally, but to Americans we're all just white, so everything that applies to white Americans also must apply to us🙄
@@solar0wind or they say how Europeans are so introverted or whatever... like have you ever met an old person from a small village, esp in southern Europe
@@agatazietek9098 Yeah true! There are giant differences between the Mediterranean/Southern regions and Northern Europe. Or between Western Europe and Eastern Europe. I never identified as a European until I saw Americans bunching us all into the same group.
Sometimes it feels like they really want the guy to want to get with a child, but realize last minute just how awful that is and age up the kid but don’t have the time/want to actually make the love interest behave as an adult
Im west asian and I have also seen men thinking im going to be a stereotypical "princess jasmine" and going to belly dance for them as they thought it is my "culture". I can relate to this video so much it hurts
Lol and don't forget that the story always goes like this: "The tan girl with black hair who's rich rich and lives with her strict family, she also have a camel, a lion and a horse, and she is a princess spoiled girl, she walks into the desert while she sees a random wise old man that tells her wise and mysterious warning or predictions, she wants to explore the desert (idk what's supposed to be there in a area made off just sand lol) but yes she goes to explore and finds random men that want to hurt her, then a mysterious white protagonist appears and save her, at the end she falls in love and she trys to convince her family to marry him but they refuses, so she leaves with him" lmao this is the most stereotypical one
@ronmastrio2798 LMAO AS IF That's so cringe y would I?? Especially since I'll never leave my family for a random man lol It's just what u always see white men writing about U must be that white man who fantasies ethnic women🤣
Okay but like imagine if a woman took the men writing Asian woman trope, look out the fetishized and infantilized parts, and then had the revised version of men writing Asian woman date the women writing Asian woman.
It’s one of my fav characters but only if they don’t overdo it 😭 women don’t have to be overpowered, strong all the time, or weak to be a good character, as when overdone, it makes them inhumane and kinda cheesy imo.
The fact that I can think of ten movies with this exact line with the ‘hot asian confused province girl’ is honestly making me want to make my rob cage look like a blooming lotus flower
Bc out of all the other asian men, the chosen one is the sad white man lone warrior with the sad background/ young inexperienced white guy who doesnt want to be the chosen one but *has* to for some reason bc it was prophesized. No one likes him and he is outcasted until he proves himself against the strongest asian man (who is arrogant and hates him at first) and suddenly he becomes the leader of the other asian men bc that makes sense 🤣
Tell me why a single man can fall in love with so many women like literally every woman in the haram and the mc are in love and true ✨love✨ they call it 😭
Just watched Burning Flames and omg 😂😂😂 its coded the same way. I was so done with it. I loved the female lead so much but they decided to make her a nuisance so that the male lead could get close to other female characters. Was weird
There's literally a movie set in china where the white MC must sleep with the chinese sidekick in order to unleash his true power I think it's called "dancing ninja" or somethin
didn’t know that western novels with asian female characters were so wild😂 . always read chinese mtl translated novels so the western characters are sometimes very funnily stereotypical like wild😂
The lead actress in Yukata made with thinnest material on Earth..."Mr.Jacob San, you are really the last samurai. My father is not a dumpling maker but a swordsmith. This is the last sword my father made before attack of Dim-sum clan in our village. You must avenge the death of your mother by killing the leader Mr.Nakamura." proceeds to kiss him in most awkward way.
Fr!!! Like why does the love interest have to be it??? Why can’t she be the hero??? Like, it’s still the kinda misogynistic trope of “oh I can only do this because my father did it,” but it’s a step up from being a sexy-lampified plot device!!!
@@ziesnowleopard You just want to completely erase feminine characters i its the perpetual girlboss attitude lol, just embrace the fact you want girls in media to be hypercompetitive vindictive assholes because that's what you think it should be
As a male who is making a character (no, none of my characters are like this, i might make a parody of how men write women? Also o don't have any asians because asia just does not exist in my story, they are all lakota) this is acute
@@Jia-po2uf i don't even know what that typo was meant to be. I think "accurate" but it either autocorrected when I didn't want it to or not autocorrected when I wanted it to. I think it's to funny to fix though
As a Native American woman I totally, 100% support and endorse the use of the random picture from Pocahontas 2 🤣🤣 as a lover of C-drama the giggles absolutely killed me, too accurate this video 😅
And then the scenes of them doing things like sitting in a grove of flowers, playing a flute or by a river “washing up” It’s always the main character that finds them too
The difference is that they’re Japanese… so it’s less racist in that sense. Like how Western fairy tales love the European damsel in distress… But of course it’s still sexist lol
I was waiting for the flip at the end about women writing hot asian girls, because in my head cannon they are likely to be concubines or wifes, ready to poison everyone else in the harem 😂❤
No, this is actually so accurate fr oml 💀 The chosen Samurai, yes, a white guy, who was prophesized to save the world in a dream by a head Monk. Ah yes, the asian female, who is always sidestepped and the last choice because the white guy has an intense trauma with woman after his wife got killed by the group of another gangster chinese samurai's of the same village. Ah yes, the chinese woman gets killed at the end, making him realize how much he loved her but it was too late and decides to end all the gangster samurais
"hot asian girl" character writers when they get to harbin and finding out that not all asian culture is "something something flower beauty metaphor something" but is just "aight this tastes like shit": (surprised pikachu face)
AHHH WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS!!! WE WERE WATCHING PACIFIC RIM AND MY MOM WAS LIKE " what is with movies that have Asian women always doing that thing where they have some clipboard or book and they're holding it against their chest"
"I am a master Martial artist but will be down for the rest of the fight when a male enemy smacks me once."
"and have absolutely no counter to my arm being grabbed, so feel free to drag me anywhere you want while I struggle ineffectually for two seconds before giving in"
@@katharineeavan9705😂😂😂
Lol trueeee
😂😂😂😂😂😊
Shampoo😂😂😂
"Welcome to the Hot Asian Girl restaurant. We have tea, rice, and sometimes fish. All our waitresses are perfectly clumsy and will fall into your arms whenever it's most convenient."
Me waiting for my tea as my clumsy waiter stumbles into my arms, spilling boiling tea all over my chest and neck, I scream in agony (obviously). It is a horribly awkward experience. I give it two stars on yelp.
@@coriumfigsrelatable
the date I'm bringing to that restaurant will be SO pissed...
(that his date is getting all the asian girls to fall into her lap)
@@coriumfigs"two stars, the service was terrible and I couldn't taste the tea but I have to say, waiters present well"
😂🤣😂🤣
no but like the emotional dialogue between the asian girl and her father is ALWAYS
"You contain the strength of the dragon.. BE the dragon."
while usually being more advice about "following her heart" towards the male love interest (that he originally disapproved of) and whatever cause he's heading and less to do with her own actual strength, wisdom or power
Dracarys
i appreciate the little detail of mixing up japanese and chinese culture into one hodge-podge lmao
The film industry does that a lot Ive found.
The 5 countries are apparently the United States, Britain, China, Africa (which always seems to be either Egypt or a desert that I can obly assume is the Sahara), and Mexico.
(Speaking from an American perspective, at least.)
same thing 🗿
@@WinterPains I’d argue Subsaharan Africa and SWANA (south + west Asia, North Africa) can be separated, because one is jungle with no one capable of complex thought and the other is desert with bazaars and overly sexualized women
@@Iamfafafelbuddy what
@@Iamfafafelno it is not
“Father please! … i love him…”
“I FORBID IT! 😡”
Accurate 😂😂😂😂😂
FR😭
Disney Pocahontas be leik...
All the girlies complaining about "fetishization" secretly writing their wattpad stories in the same style.
I love when you start laughing at your own jokes 😂 it’s super endearing
This character gets me everytime 😂😂
The laughing behind the fan got me-
Her breaking out of character is so funny
@@greenleevelasquez4330i swear 💀its giving “im laughing cause its true”
Because it's so ridiculous! I'm surprised she can keep a straight face.
THE LAUGH WITH THE FAN OMGGG😂😂
Bruh no comments?
But soooo true tho lol
THAT was the accurate part omg!!! 😭
Ehehehehe 🤭🪭
the one that sounds like ayano aishi?
i bet Ayaka would be guilty of this (iykyk)
Fr tho these women always feel like “In this episode of The Writers Barely Disguised Fetish…”
I mean east asian girls and idols fetishism their infsntilization themselves. Esp in kpop industry
Basically The Shogun
@@aeoligarlic4024if you’re talking about the genshin one then same because she is so unlikable 😭
two words:𝗱𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗰𝗵𝗻𝗲𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗿.
@@quindyporter5772LITERALLY WHO I WAS THINKING OF
just now realizing that Starfire is asian-stereotype-coded
In fact, she is a black-character-coded
@@Edith-xe7rfnot coded she IS black in most verions
@@Edith-xe7rfso africa is another planet?? 😭
@@berrymothhshe has orange skin… she’s trump if anything
@@elmolovesyou2320God bless amurica ‼️‼️‼️‼️
This is so true. I hate the fact that they romanticize women being objectified, who's supposed to act innocent and pure 😂😂😂
Something wrong with your brain to interpret it like that
I see it all the time... It sucks especially when the story was actually pretty good before that
I get what you're saying but I don't think you worded it correctly😅
@@GhoulishGash They aren't wrong? Why are you being so rude
@@W-I463 Nah, they are borderline schizophrenic
the occasional vaguely asian accent kills me
its only shows up when talking abt asian culture or the “prophecy” which makes it even better lmao
This LMAO. 😭
Don't forget the part where she's always the last choice of the protagonist from all the other (exclusively white) girls and basically only there to get people who fetishise Asian women to like the show and say things like "she should've ended up with him, she's the prettiest little submissive Chinese wife, she's the best girl".
People calling characters “best girl” sounds so weird to me. It’s like a dog
The hatred I've for submissive, soft spoken, with big tits female character type who's secretly in love with the out going obnoxious male lead who happens to be a certified fuck boy can't be measured. Like goddamn
This was a very common troupe growing up in the late 90s-early 2010, even in cartoons. They never pair minorities with the hottest or smartest character it’s always an incel, extremely dumb, or just flawed beyond belief .
@@starlit_ivyalways makes me uncomfortable
@@starlit_ivy yeah its disgusting
“It is you 🥺, you are the chosen✨ sA-MoO-Ri✨
500th Like
Immediately followed by "We must save all of china"
That pronunciation hurt my soul
THE POCAHONTAS BACKGROUND 💀
I saw John Rolf and flipped out LOOLLL
Ok fr thank you! That's exactly the vibes I was getting sis.
“We must m@te tonight to save all China”. That caught me off guard💀
Don’t forget the few irrelevant sentences exchanged between other Asians in the native language written using Google translate and the important sentences spoken in English
Fr 😂
Too real 😭
Ikr 😭😭😭
And the screen cap says: "Speaking Chinese" instead of actually translating what they said
@@UhflowerEVERY TIME 😂😂😂
"are all men in the West this muscular?" they do this way too much 😭
Bruh the cringe I had....
We all know her local asian men would be more 😭
I actually don't believe being too muscular is attractive at all in asia. It's more like a western thing. The scholar aesthetic still won over looking like a brute for a long time now.
@@SnowSNS11 the joke is that western writers are using Asian female characters to jerk off their own egos, not about whether any actual Asian culture is into muscles
L@@SnowSNS11 firstly there are many Asian men that are as muscular. Hollywood likes to show it's white males as exotic catches to cater to it's white male demographic
"nine identical twins"
The math isn't mathing 💀
@@genshinF2Play that's absolutely not how it works
@@claudiabcarvalhohopefully they’re just joking. otherwise, they know nothing about female anatomy which honestly isn’t surprising
@@claudiabcarvalho(even if they are female themselves. still not surprising.)
@@claudiabcarvalhopretty sure that was just a twist on the Mean Girls quote
it would be ten in total right? :3
I also love the meta detail that they casted someone who's not the same ethnicity as the country they're trying to represent. Like, this creator is Thai, and the skit is ostensibly about a Chinese woman (even though she references the samurai). A lot of filmmakers will cast "any Asian" without regard for the actual heritage of the actor because a lot of people, mostly white men, focus on fetishizing instead of actually acknowledging or respecting culture.
Never mind that also she speaks perfect English and glorifies the West when given the opportunity. So many tropes in this, it's so good.
To be fair, 99% of the people who watches a series or movie couldn't even make the difference by looking at them. And in a movie/series the actor "heritage" does not matter. And mostly maericans are so obsessed with this "people's cultural/ethnic heritage" stuff.
And the "glorifying the west" obviously just western propaganda to make themselves feel special.
So real, I still remember how they blantantly casted chinese and malay chinese people for Memoirs of a Geisha 😭
I guess it's because Americans obsess over the (scientifically nonsensical) concept of race so much. They think every one who fits into one "race" will be exactly the same as everyone else in that "race". It always pisses me off when all the Americans talk about how "white people" act and then just say the most specific American clichés about American white people, basically erasing the whole of Europe and other regions outside North America. We Europeans are so divers culturally, but to Americans we're all just white, so everything that applies to white Americans also must apply to us🙄
@@solar0wind or they say how Europeans are so introverted or whatever... like have you ever met an old person from a small village, esp in southern Europe
@@agatazietek9098 Yeah true! There are giant differences between the Mediterranean/Southern regions and Northern Europe. Or between Western Europe and Eastern Europe. I never identified as a European until I saw Americans bunching us all into the same group.
the japanese references in china lmaoo so accurate
Ah yes. The samurai. The elite Chinese warriors of China.
And the Last Samurai Tom Cruise 😂
😂
LMAOO i totally forgot until i saw this comment. the fact this has probably definitely happened in hollywood too 😅😂
@@mallarieluvsgirls well they did use traditionally Japanese armor in the animated Mulan
@@h0rn3d_h1st0r1an Ah yes Disney, the company most dedicated to historically accurate depictions of other cultures
Nine identical twins 😭😭😭
Anyone else think of Ti li from avatar last airbender
like ty lee and her seven identical sisters 😭😭
its giving ty lee
twins but there is nine
Lmao "Nine identical twins..." So like Nonuplets or 9 sets of individual identical twins? Because the latter is kind of hilarious to think about.
“You are the chosen samurai now we must save all of China”
hmmmmmm somethings not quite adding up here
I didn't even notice that until I read this comment 💀💀
the people who make these movies don’t know the difference 😭
Me when Karate kid
What's wrong?
@@navoditachakraborty-zl7yp Samurai originates from Japan
The feet thing sounds like something Dan Snhider would write
It's literally cat's character without the asianess
It's the feet, isn't it?
Ah yes. The samurai of china.
They’re the ones that eat ttokkbokki with their katanas to channel their qi powers right?
this one took me out
the samooraiy killed me and the giggles 😭😭
Something about the romanticization of childlike traits really irks me
I get that. Like, it can be cute imo but when that's ALL the character is then it gets weird. It's romantic infantalization basically
@@berribluartI agree
Sometimes it feels like they really want the guy to want to get with a child, but realize last minute just how awful that is and age up the kid but don’t have the time/want to actually make the love interest behave as an adult
@@thatonearoaceLeon the professional… 👀
@@ephimeriteI mean the person who directed it married a 15 year old & the movie is based on his own predatory relationship with her so.
Im west asian and I have also seen men thinking im going to be a stereotypical "princess jasmine" and going to belly dance for them as they thought it is my "culture". I can relate to this video so much it hurts
Lol and don't forget that the story always goes like this:
"The tan girl with black hair who's rich rich and lives with her strict family, she also have a camel, a lion and a horse, and she is a princess spoiled girl, she walks into the desert while she sees a random wise old man that tells her wise and mysterious warning or predictions, she wants to explore the desert (idk what's supposed to be there in a area made off just sand lol) but yes she goes to explore and finds random men that want to hurt her, then a mysterious white protagonist appears and save her, at the end she falls in love and she trys to convince her family to marry him but they refuses, so she leaves with him" lmao this is the most stereotypical one
@@lana_354 Sounds oddly specific were you dreaming about this?
@ronmastrio2798
LMAO AS IF
That's so cringe y would I?? Especially since I'll never leave my family for a random man lol
It's just what u always see white men writing about
U must be that white man who fantasies ethnic women🤣
same with me and Mulan😂😂😂
@@lana_354 detailed yet so accurate to what I can think of
How the media portrays Asian girls:
Me looking at my friend who’s about to flip a table at someone and acting like a devious human being💀
MY PHONE WAS ON FULL VOLUME WHEN SHE SAID ‘We must mate’-
"You dont seem Asian."
Oh sorry lemme just:
(o_o)...(--_--)
LMAO FR
Women writing Asian women make their fans so sharp it can kill someone tho and make her a total badass and I love that
Kyoshi warrior style
@@bobitboo2792YESSS I LOVE IT
Okay but like imagine if a woman took the men writing Asian woman trope, look out the fetishized and infantilized parts, and then had the revised version of men writing Asian woman date the women writing Asian woman.
It’s one of my fav characters but only if they don’t overdo it 😭 women don’t have to be overpowered, strong all the time, or weak to be a good character, as when overdone, it makes them inhumane and kinda cheesy imo.
Kitana
“We must mate tonight to save all of china” made me cackle from cringe oml 😭😭😭💀💀
The fact that I can think of ten movies with this exact line with the ‘hot asian confused province girl’ is honestly making me want to make my rob cage look like a blooming lotus flower
@@i_once_was_chloewhich movies? I can’t think of one
@i_once_was_chloe name it, ill wait
And they always play the flute😭
The fucking foot fetish. Theres ALWAYS a foot fetish 😂😂
Bc out of all the other asian men, the chosen one is the sad white man lone warrior with the sad background/ young inexperienced white guy who doesnt want to be the chosen one but *has* to for some reason bc it was prophesized. No one likes him and he is outcasted until he proves himself against the strongest asian man (who is arrogant and hates him at first) and suddenly he becomes the leader of the other asian men bc that makes sense 🤣
This is definitely true 😂😂
This sh*t just reminds me of that Golden Retriever movie that later become the leader of a wolf pack... I guess men and dog are not that different
Dragon ball live action
@@user-pt5cl2ro6f also karate kid for some diversity 🤣
@@Mintimiruku6369 Don't compare human men to dogs, that's a disservice to the dogs
She forgot jade skinned beauty, ice cold tsundere, and FL inexplicably being carted away somewhere so Mc can continue to grow the harem
this is so wuxia coded lmfao 😂
Tell me why a single man can fall in love with so many women like literally every woman in the haram and the mc are in love and true ✨love✨ they call it 😭
Just watched Burning Flames and omg 😂😂😂 its coded the same way. I was so done with it. I loved the female lead so much but they decided to make her a nuisance so that the male lead could get close to other female characters. Was weird
So just anime tropes then?
@@anonisnoone6125 Yes
"it is customary to show our bare feet"
wow, didnt know Dan Schneider wrote hot asian women too! bro has a versatile resume.
Nah 😭
DAN AHSHSHBDBSBS
There's literally a movie set in china where the white MC must sleep with the chinese sidekick in order to unleash his true power
I think it's called "dancing ninja" or somethin
Is this a joke..
@@Bunny_queen143 literally no, the entire movie is pretty h0rny tbh. I think it stars Ryan from highschool musical (idk his name)
The fact with the last couple she couldn't keep a straight face 😂
An artists kinks will always reveal themselves in art
Even the tiniest details can be nitpicked if they are constant enough lol
As an artist this makes me nervous
As an artist, I'm afraid
not you calling me out lmfao 😭
i literally said this to myself a few days ago after realizing that i drew the guys with EVERY THING I FIND HOT
It's always the kinks or the traumas.
The giggling omg stop!!! and not the 9 identical twins 😭✋🏻
the 'being treated like a whole different species' feels so accurate
didn’t know that western novels with asian female characters were so wild😂 . always read chinese mtl translated novels so the western characters are sometimes very funnily stereotypical like wild😂
you need to live with me, and my 9 identical siblings. IM DYING HELPP-
And they're always saying "destiny" or "honor" 💀
Edit: love all the zuko references
Damn, even Avatar the Last Airbender fell in that 😂
I mean what else of convenient excuses the author can make for a hot rich royal Asian girl to fall in love with a homeless bum?
@@Conysimsit gets a pass, it was really great when zuko said it 😭
Fr too much honor, we really don’t care about honor that much lmfao
@@Conysims Zuko moment
what passport bros think Asian women are like:
Edit: holy shit guys I didnt expect this much likes 😭
😆😆
and wonder why they get scammed by the asians for greencard💀💀
@@eo0-g9j I dont even feel bad for these men 9/10 they dont take responsibility for it 💀
LOOOL
This is not how they think 💀
Lots of parallels with “hot alien girl”
Im just now making this connection and seeing all the similarities 😭
Mantis :(
Starfire 😍
She acts like a kid
@@BreaHinton-iv8lothere's the stereotype that both Asian and alien girls act like little kids, which isn't always true tbh
“Samurai”
“China”
Adds up.
“yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh” flirtly punches
Not even she can take her own jokes love that
i think this is the first time ive seen her break
The lead actress in Yukata made with thinnest material on Earth..."Mr.Jacob San, you are really the last samurai. My father is not a dumpling maker but a swordsmith. This is the last sword my father made before attack of Dim-sum clan in our village. You must avenge the death of your mother by killing the leader Mr.Nakamura." proceeds to kiss him in most awkward way.
This was a brutal read, I don't know whether to laugh or cry 😭
better written than euphoria
Fr!!! Like why does the love interest have to be it??? Why can’t she be the hero??? Like, it’s still the kinda misogynistic trope of “oh I can only do this because my father did it,” but it’s a step up from being a sexy-lampified plot device!!!
@@ziesnowleopard You just want to completely erase feminine characters i
its the perpetual girlboss attitude lol, just embrace the fact you want girls in media to be hypercompetitive vindictive assholes because that's what you think it should be
Not the super special swordsmith is her father trope 💔💔💔
"WE MUST M A T E" **DRAMATICALLY THROWS OFF SHAWL** I'M IN TEARS
😂 stop this got me rolling
Nooooo was the "we are in the west now" background from pocahontas 2 😭
As a male who is making a character (no, none of my characters are like this, i might make a parody of how men write women? Also o don't have any asians because asia just does not exist in my story, they are all lakota) this is acute
Its acute?? I thought it was more obtuse tbh
@@Jia-po2uf i don't even know what that typo was meant to be. I think "accurate" but it either autocorrected when I didn't want it to or not autocorrected when I wanted it to. I think it's to funny to fix though
the mulan 2 background is killing me but all of this is so good. it's making me want to turn off a movie that i'm not even watching, great work
The giggles are so damn accurate lol
NOT THE BREAK IN CHARACTER TALKING ABT THE BARE FEET LMFAO
Whenever I see these characters in low quality movies I just see them as a big joke instead of an actual character lol😭😭😭
" the prophecy says that you must lay with me and my NINE identical twins " XD
"lay with me and my 9 identical twins" 💀💀
As a Native American woman I totally, 100% support and endorse the use of the random picture from Pocahontas 2 🤣🤣 as a lover of C-drama the giggles absolutely killed me, too accurate this video 😅
Lmao, love the part where she says "Mating" as if she's another effing species💀
"the phrophesy says that you must lay with me and my NINE IDENTICAL TWINS"💀gurl
nobody :
her laugh
eiehiehiehiehiehei
I love that you break your own script at the especially dumb stereotypes, it makes it feel so genuine and so much funnier.
" wE muSt M@te ToO SaVe alL oF ChiNa " really caught me off gard there 💀💀💀💀
Dont forget making the girl not know ANYTHING Abt Americans 😭
Knowing the creators are having fun making these just adds that extra layer of enjoyment, doesn't it?
Forgot the overly emotional speaches about peace and hope
LMAO this is very in time with all those horrible news about tourists are terrorizing Kyoto’s geishas and their apprentices 😂
The character breaks at the feet and the nine identical twins I CAN’T 🤣🤣🤣
It’s giving passport bro
This is some passport bro ASMR 😂
You say "passport bros", we call 'em "losers back home"
Hollering 🤣
😭😭
I call them Sex Pests
And then the scenes of them doing things like sitting in a grove of flowers, playing a flute or by a river “washing up”
It’s always the main character that finds them too
“we must mate to save China” is wild ‼️
The ACCENT OMGGG 😭
To be fair that is also how Japanese creators write Japanese characters. Just look at anime x.x
The difference is that they’re Japanese… so it’s less racist in that sense. Like how Western fairy tales love the European damsel in distress…
But of course it’s still sexist lol
The "are all western men THIS muscular?" line made me think of Gun Frontier ngl lol.
@@MadameSomnambule Omg I see it XDDDDDD
you're right
What Japanese movies are mentally conquered enough to write a western man as a samurai and show the way of the samurai through him?
‘and my nine identical twins…’
The way her voice starts to break with laughter just killed me 😂
I was waiting for the flip at the end about women writing hot asian girls, because in my head cannon they are likely to be concubines or wifes, ready to poison everyone else in the harem 😂❤
Breaking character at the end of the ridiculous lines is so cute 😭
No, this is actually so accurate fr oml 💀 The chosen Samurai, yes, a white guy, who was prophesized to save the world in a dream by a head Monk. Ah yes, the asian female, who is always sidestepped and the last choice because the white guy has an intense trauma with woman after his wife got killed by the group of another gangster chinese samurai's of the same village. Ah yes, the chinese woman gets killed at the end, making him realize how much he loved her but it was too late and decides to end all the gangster samurais
“now we must mate to save all of china”
IM DEAD 💀✋✋
THE FACT THEY DONT KNOW ANY COUNTRY OTHER THAN CHINA😭😭
China or Japan lol. Thats all Asia is made up of according to western media.
Or Japan. Occasionally Korea.
Its hilarious how she's implied to be chinese but says samurai 😂
“I could never dishonor my father..”
Prince Zuko: Been there done that
9 identical twins is CRAZY
"hot asian girl" character writers when they get to harbin and finding out that not all asian culture is "something something flower beauty metaphor something" but is just "aight this tastes like shit": (surprised pikachu face)
AHHH WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS!!! WE WERE WATCHING PACIFIC RIM AND MY MOM WAS LIKE " what is with movies that have Asian women always doing that thing where they have some clipboard or book and they're holding it against their chest"
"We must mate mate tonight"that one friend "bet"
mate mate
It's the giggles between absolute bull-effing-shit that get me 💀
THE GIGGLES ARE KILLING ME☠️
The projectionnnn
It’s kills me when men write characters like this
every time she breaks and says a line in her normal voice and laughing is so good
the weird giggles are sending me XD
THE FIGHTING THAT SWITCHES OVER TO FAN GIGGLING MADE ME HAVE A SEIZURE ON THE FLOOR STOP😭
I love how the character is Chinese but uses samurai 😂 the essence of confident mediocre male writers writing female characters
Bruh literally the girls in Mulan 2 💀
We don't talk about that movie 🤢
Turned to men to specifically Dan Schneider and Quentin Tarantino TOO quickly
The two times she breaks character are the best parts 😂
That last little giggle was actually cute tbh.