Jerma Streams - Police Quest: SWAT

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  • Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024
  • Jerma archived Police Quest: SWAT (The original title of this stream was "FMV Horror Show", and was originally streamed/recorded on July 6th, 2017)
    (Note: This channel is not run by Jerma/Ster, just a couple of fans wanting to archive the streams for a later date, and just for the community of fans.)
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Комментарии • 172

  • @SterJermaStreamArchive
    @SterJermaStreamArchive  2 года назад +6

    This video is part of a longer stream that goes:
    1. The Bunker ruclips.net/video/VOiu8TXSz_g/видео.html
    2. The Infectious Madness of Doctor Dekker ruclips.net/video/gvm4ETKFvFE/видео.html
    3. Police Quest: SWAT ruclips.net/video/0K3UIBfYdfM/видео.html

  • @xXMACEMANXx
    @xXMACEMANXx 7 лет назад +232

    according to the laws of quantum mechanics, an unobserved grandmother is both under the bed and in the bathroom until the moment of interaction.

    • @secondpath5148
      @secondpath5148 7 лет назад +30

      MaceMan Shroedinger's Grandma

    • @SolSeal
      @SolSeal 8 месяцев назад

      Thank you for this 😊

  • @simonsimons1252
    @simonsimons1252 4 года назад +69

    shoot suspect
    "Pup, I'm suspending you."
    don't shoot suspect
    "Pup, I'm suspending you."
    incapacitate suspect
    "Pup, I'm suspending you."
    teammate kills suspect
    "Pup, I'm suspending you."

  • @EmployeeJoe630
    @EmployeeJoe630 7 лет назад +101

    That old lady is dominating the server.

  • @Artysync_
    @Artysync_ 7 лет назад +249

    The old lady was on a kill-streak

    • @dawavve
      @dawavve 7 лет назад +5

      I've been laughing at this comment for a solid minute now

    • @user-db6yd5vt8c
      @user-db6yd5vt8c 4 года назад +3

      100th Like

  • @dankmcdonald9411
    @dankmcdonald9411 7 лет назад +133

    today was not a victory, but a defeat

    • @doesitmatter1667
      @doesitmatter1667 7 лет назад +8

      Dank McDonald the pepe profile pic is fitting

    • @Iroquois_Pliskin
      @Iroquois_Pliskin 4 года назад +1

      @Willem DaFuckedUp pepe profile pic = intellectual titan

    • @kennynelson3189
      @kennynelson3189 4 месяца назад +1

      6 years later, still perfect profile picture

  • @ledemsealsnew
    @ledemsealsnew 7 лет назад +206

    Top 10 list of things which are not toys:
    1. LASH
    2. LASH
    3. LASH
    4. LASH
    5. LASH
    6. LASH
    7. LASH
    8. LASH
    9. LASH
    10. LASH

    • @shprite781
      @shprite781 7 лет назад +15

      SUSPECT. LEFT

    • @acfreak55
      @acfreak55 6 лет назад +8

      Pup the lash is not a toy.

  • @ZombieMafia903
    @ZombieMafia903 7 лет назад +148

    Police Quest: SWAT, or better known as 'Jerma shoots killer grandmother several times.'

    • @drace44830
      @drace44830 7 лет назад +15

      ZombieMafia903 "Tell'em that granny has got a gun!"

    • @HammerspaceCreature
      @HammerspaceCreature 7 лет назад +21

      That grandma was a teleporting sorcerer she had to be stopped for the good of humanity.

  • @FreedomPuppy
    @FreedomPuppy 7 лет назад +118

    So many good joke opportunities with the lash...
    Entry Team - Coming Out - Closet
    Ram - Suspect - Back
    Gas - Hostage
    One - Two - Three - Door

    • @johnbacon4997
      @johnbacon4997 3 года назад +7

      San Francisco PD use Coming out - Closet a lot

    • @suspicioususer
      @suspicioususer 2 года назад +11

      GYAS-hostage

    • @we-must-live
      @we-must-live 2 года назад +9

      @@suspicioususer its a rare pre-gyas comment!
      it must be preserved.

  • @269tron
    @269tron 7 лет назад +92

    Dumb amd embarassing ways to die:
    Getting shot by a granny
    Using the LASH as a toy
    Not getting a victory, but a defeat
    Being unable to drop a slice-pie.

    • @acfreak55
      @acfreak55 6 лет назад +3

      Dont Forget getting assaulted by bag pipes

    • @cody10184
      @cody10184 3 года назад +2

      @@acfreak55 AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZIIIING GRACCCCCEEEEEEEEEEE HOW SWEEEEEEEEET THE SOUUUUUUUUUUND

  • @MattVariety
    @MattVariety 7 лет назад +123

    Spotter confirms hit dead-on, qualification continu-
    Spotter confirms hit dead-on, qualification continu-
    *WHAT ARE YOU DOI-*
    Spotter confirms hit dead-on, qualification continu-

  • @dollop8915
    @dollop8915 7 лет назад +118

    *ARMED POLICE STAY WHERE YOU ARE*

    • @mellow6749
      @mellow6749 7 лет назад +16

      late shift stream was such a classic

    • @josiahstankus4193
      @josiahstankus4193 7 лет назад +3

      Late Shift is a talented stream game

  • @Axyo0
    @Axyo0 7 лет назад +53

    THE LASH IS NOT A TOY

  • @happyspandex
    @happyspandex 5 лет назад +59

    "Dammit, Jerma, you're a loose cannon. But you're a DAMN good cop."

  • @G0nzA10895
    @G0nzA10895 7 лет назад +222

    In today's news: man with the highest IQ on Earth fails to follow simple instructions and comprehend a videogame from 1995

    • @maxgrimm9589
      @maxgrimm9589 3 года назад +1

      @Quinn Jax bot

    • @maxgrimm9589
      @maxgrimm9589 3 года назад +1

      @Toby Bode bot

    • @nathanuriel2073
      @nathanuriel2073 3 года назад +3

      i know it is kinda randomly asking but do anybody know of a good site to watch new movies online?

    • @lorenzoshawn7969
      @lorenzoshawn7969 3 года назад +1

      @Nathan Uriel lately I have been using flixzone. You can find it on google :)

    • @8166PC1
      @8166PC1 2 года назад +8

      I doubt you even played it because the game is anything but easy to follow.

  • @flexforpex2282
    @flexforpex2282 7 лет назад +37

    Jerma: move ahead
    Cop: Not a valid response
    Jerma: shoots victim
    Cop: Got em'

  • @Youtubesuckscock
    @Youtubesuckscock 6 лет назад +28

    His incompetence makes this video all the more enjoyable as well as humorous.

  • @raptorjesus713
    @raptorjesus713 7 лет назад +25

    *PUP, THE LASH IS NOT A TOY*

  • @rexraptor1340
    @rexraptor1340 7 лет назад +36

    Grandma Quest: LASH

  • @greedosspeedo1464
    @greedosspeedo1464 5 лет назад +14

    Whoever recommended SWAT to Jerma probably should have let him know about Police Quest's rigid adherence to protocol, and less "you can breach a house!"

  • @mrjohnnyk
    @mrjohnnyk 4 года назад +50

    This is actually a great example of why these old FMV point-n-click games suck these days. They have all aged really terribly because they were always dependent upon you doing very specific things in the order the game wants you to. Jerma's struggle is pretty much the average experience unless you memorized these games.

  • @alex134219
    @alex134219 7 лет назад +94

    Jerma has some SEVERE brain isues with this.
    GAME: "pick up the MP5"
    Jerma: (spends a couple minutes searching for the gun)
    (Still cant figure out why he selected levels 1-3 on the lash during "Grandma locked and loaded")

    • @Matikz007
      @Matikz007 7 лет назад +56

      high IQ streamer cant figure out which gun is mp5

    • @rexraptor1340
      @rexraptor1340 7 лет назад +15

      Moisn Dragovich jerma is a moron part 5553

  • @acemcloud777
    @acemcloud777 7 лет назад +19

    Somebody needs to animate his frustration.

  • @daniel.holbrook
    @daniel.holbrook 5 лет назад +7

    4:21 _quietly shuffles away to room, turns light off and cries for five hours straight_

  • @tendiesoffmyplate9085
    @tendiesoffmyplate9085 9 месяцев назад +5

    Imagine if streamers could do two things correctly
    A. Listen
    B. Follow instructions

  • @LMarti13
    @LMarti13 7 месяцев назад +3

    least homicidal police force

  • @dragsword5512
    @dragsword5512 7 лет назад +30

    Plumbers Don't Wear Ties for next Jerma stream

    • @lukeoppel9697
      @lukeoppel9697 3 года назад +1

      I dunno If that's good. It got a bad review from the angry video nerd. So

  • @boobufestu
    @boobufestu 7 лет назад +60

    i think i lost a few brain cells by watching this

  • @ALucienLachance
    @ALucienLachance 7 лет назад +21

    1:00:40
    *direct hit on target*
    SPOTTER CONFIRMED
    *MISS.*

  • @Cutesticles
    @Cutesticles 7 месяцев назад +1

    For each slice of pie you eat, an armed grandma spawns into a suburban house

  • @maturegambino6182
    @maturegambino6182 7 лет назад +22

    jerma is a talented LAPD SWAT officer

  • @backwhenarmyoftwofirstcame2873
    @backwhenarmyoftwofirstcame2873 6 лет назад +7

    The garage is "sealed off" but there's a secret way to get in, and you'll find 2 dead guys inside.

  • @Luxai
    @Luxai 3 года назад +11

    A SWAT team somehow cannot locate and detain an old granny who likely don't even have combat training, apparently those bullet proof vests don't do shit, and helmets were left at the base.
    Whatever the devs were smoking, I sure as fuck don't want any.

  • @l0amie
    @l0amie 5 месяцев назад +2

    this was the MOST frustrating stream to watch because it feels like jerma can't read or listen to anything and he gets confused 4 seconds after being given clear directions throughout the WHOLE thing. he tried to fire that sniper rifle for like 3 minutes by just clicking in the same place as if it was gonna change something the next time. he walked in front of the old lady gunfire like 4 times expecting something different was gonna happen. my blood is BOILING and i am SEETHING

    • @kennynelson3189
      @kennynelson3189 4 месяца назад +3

      It’s from 6 years ago, just let it go 😭

  • @griggs227
    @griggs227 4 года назад +15

    Jermas knowledge of guns is child level, fits his height

  • @YaFaceIsMine
    @YaFaceIsMine 7 лет назад +10

    Game starts @ 2:51

  • @captainm7722
    @captainm7722 7 лет назад +23

    As someone who first played this as a kid back when it was a new game, I say this in the nicest way possible:
    You are not very good at this game, but that's okay. Nobody is good at this game. I beat it after hours of doing the wrong thing over and over and just memorized what I was supposed to do.
    Also, you move by slicing the pie.

  • @TheGoombassador
    @TheGoombassador Год назад +4

    AAAMAAAAAAAZZZIIIING GRAAAAAACE-

  • @PorcuPineAppleSauce
    @PorcuPineAppleSauce 7 лет назад +22

    i don't think ive yelled at a screen so much before. jerma basically sits there and lets the fucking guy die over and over because he wont follow what he motioned him to do and walk to the door. instead he is essentially thinking to himself "this guy is gonna die if he doesnt do something" over and over. this game is basically this: jerma sees a train coming down the line and about to hit a car. hes right next to the lever to switch the track. instead of using it, he babbles incoherently and thinking to himself "move idiot train, whats wrong with you"

    • @8milestudio
      @8milestudio 7 лет назад +13

      PorcuPineAppleSauce you realize this game like, sucks right?

    • @PorcuPineAppleSauce
      @PorcuPineAppleSauce 7 лет назад +4

      LordofThyHollow yeah of course, game definitely sux. Jerma just doesnt pay attention sometimes

  • @domscards
    @domscards 7 лет назад +48

    This is painful. How does he not understand that LASH goes from left to right?

  • @datatsushi2016
    @datatsushi2016 3 года назад +3

    Two to the body, one to the head. Semi auto.

  • @z91
    @z91 7 лет назад +85

    god, he is not very smart is he?

    • @KetsaKunta
      @KetsaKunta 7 лет назад +58

      No he's a moron, but he is very good at comedy.

    • @utoobisgarbage5210
      @utoobisgarbage5210 7 лет назад +19

      game sucks

    • @azkni
      @azkni 7 лет назад +75

      The problem is, his attention span is as short as he his.

    • @MeetReed
      @MeetReed 6 лет назад +5

      He is jerma

    • @TheTimoprimo
      @TheTimoprimo 6 лет назад +7

      Utoob Isgarbage You would not say that if you picked it up in the 90s. This game was the first SWAT game ever made.

  • @MarqJagger582
    @MarqJagger582 2 года назад +5

    It's games like this that remind me of the reason why first-person shooters totally own gaming.

  • @MDFvids
    @MDFvids 7 лет назад +7

    My older brother owned this game in 1998.ah the memories.

  • @AudieHolland
    @AudieHolland 6 лет назад +8

    I know this is too late. But... You turn the knobs untill the crosshairs align with your 'cold barrel shot.' That way, you will hit the spot that you target. That's what zero-ing in is for. Here's the cool thing, though. In a real hostage situation, you get to fire one shot only.

  • @whiskeyTX
    @whiskeyTX 5 лет назад +5

    *THE EVENTS OF TODAY WERE TRAGIC*

  • @silvy3047
    @silvy3047 7 лет назад +17

    *WHAT ARE YOU DOING*

  • @DaRoachdogjunior
    @DaRoachdogjunior 4 года назад +5

    9:12 at this moment, every gun nut watching the stream recoiled in pain.

    • @djdonkeyface5451
      @djdonkeyface5451 2 года назад

      Dude I could feel my fucking balls retract into my body for the entire training section

  • @john_dillermand
    @john_dillermand 2 года назад +2

    *LUCY WE'RE THE POLICE*
    *DO YOU WANT SOME PIE*

  • @brandonblackfyre5783
    @brandonblackfyre5783 5 лет назад +7

    I miss the old games where it was real humans that did the cut scenes and stuff

  • @falling9998
    @falling9998 2 года назад +4

    1:26:34 "GASS"

  • @pyramidhead138
    @pyramidhead138 3 года назад +3

    you would think they wouldnt let untrained officers go on call ups

  • @SantomPh
    @SantomPh 2 года назад +4

    *fires a pistol at an MP5 range*
    what am I doing wrong?

  • @banzai9634
    @banzai9634 7 лет назад +29

    *Hovers mouse over M4* Is this a mp5?

  • @Imxel21
    @Imxel21 11 месяцев назад +1

    It actually looks like him too

    • @computerman789
      @computerman789 7 месяцев назад

      I was thinking the same thing.

  • @sayto_00
    @sayto_00 2 года назад +3

    No context this looks cold blooded 1:45:06

  • @guyattmcdudeflavore1804
    @guyattmcdudeflavore1804 7 лет назад +4

    I literally got on Twitch two minutes before the end of the stream

    • @269tron
      @269tron 7 лет назад +2

      Cpl. Pierce that happened to me with the Sniper Ghost Warrior stream.

  • @Taimanin_Akeno
    @Taimanin_Akeno 2 года назад +2

    Imagine Lucy comes to Jerma Rumble?

  • @MiSHy302
    @MiSHy302 2 дня назад

    Spotter confirming…miss.

  • @pyramidhead138
    @pyramidhead138 3 года назад +1

    you dont just DO a mission you gotta wait for a call up

  • @Jupex
    @Jupex 7 лет назад +1

    I was dying from laughter when watching this live

  • @geico1241
    @geico1241 7 лет назад +56

    >jerma doesnt know what a mp5 is
    shame,

    • @azkni
      @azkni 7 лет назад +3

      Considering his current girlfriend, I'm not really surprised by this. Still love the guy though.

    • @aswiftshift5229
      @aswiftshift5229 4 года назад +6

      What does his girlfriend have to do with not knowing a gun type?

    • @Meladjusted
      @Meladjusted 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@azkni Is this a non sequitur?

    • @kennynelson3189
      @kennynelson3189 4 месяца назад

      Lol Jerma’s old community was so blatantly sexist that a sexist ass comment like @askni ‘s has 6 likes

  • @pyramidhead138
    @pyramidhead138 Месяц назад

    never heard lucy talk before

  • @joshuabaker4440
    @joshuabaker4440 3 года назад +2

    One of my favourite streams, Jermy is a cute little bean.

  • @rlenclub
    @rlenclub 7 лет назад +3

    new payday 2 character

  • @SgtPepper291
    @SgtPepper291 7 лет назад +9

    "This is a dad game."
    Jerma, you're old enough to be my grandfather.

  • @269tron
    @269tron 7 лет назад +2

    Missed it due to the bloody dentist!

  • @idontcheckrepliesstaymad958
    @idontcheckrepliesstaymad958 7 лет назад +4

    this dude just called an mp5 an ar15?

  • @Synthwavu
    @Synthwavu 2 года назад

    A Jerma classic

  • @guymann1660
    @guymann1660 2 года назад

    grandma's a werewolf apparently

  • @jemsq
    @jemsq 7 месяцев назад

    1:43:54 FUGGIN BITJC 😂 That was brutal.

  • @wildarms01
    @wildarms01 6 лет назад +2

    Excuse me sir...

  • @Jupex
    @Jupex Год назад

    Wish there was upload with chat

  • @MVHighlight
    @MVHighlight 3 года назад

    The sniping is so fun.

  • @johnbacon4997
    @johnbacon4997 3 года назад +2

    Jerma.. slicing the pie is when you clear a room dude

    • @rocknepoovey4381
      @rocknepoovey4381 Год назад

      A couple of days late, but it's technically how in which you are positioned when clearing / breaching

    • @johnbacon4997
      @johnbacon4997 Год назад

      @@rocknepoovey4381 Ahhh you're right!

  • @MagellanLife
    @MagellanLife 4 года назад +1

    Jerma not understanding that the LASH is pointless has to be the most painful thing to watch

  • @silvy3047
    @silvy3047 7 лет назад +2

    Jrrma should play Swat 3

  • @shrek6145
    @shrek6145 7 лет назад +2

    What Is the order of these streams?

  • @WSBM14
    @WSBM14 7 лет назад +4

    what was he doing wrong?

    • @Takimeko
      @Takimeko 5 лет назад +5

      Various things, according to people who have played this game.

  • @PistolSwitches
    @PistolSwitches 3 года назад +5

    how does a gamer not know what an mp5 is

  • @YouTubechannel-xp1tx
    @YouTubechannel-xp1tx 3 года назад +2

    Seriously who in this world doesn't know an m-16, I felt pain when jerma asked if an m-16 is an mp5

  • @thales3772
    @thales3772 3 года назад +1

    46:19 When the imposter is sus

  • @GabrielAKAFinn
    @GabrielAKAFinn 5 лет назад +2

    Adderall's a wonderful thing

  • @MeetReed
    @MeetReed 6 лет назад

    My fucking ears

  • @plasticize1016
    @plasticize1016 5 лет назад

    magazine

  • @shprite781
    @shprite781 7 лет назад +48

    I love Jerma but GOD!
    He can be annoying sometimes

    • @bitterleafcastle1552
      @bitterleafcastle1552 7 лет назад +11

      Exactly!
      The way he does shit, like refuse to talk to the witness lady and then gets into all kinds of trouble because he was rushing through it...
      I watched the whole thing, and it legitimately made me angry and irritated after that.

    • @reservoirfrogs2177
      @reservoirfrogs2177 6 лет назад +10

      Bitterleaf Castle Well you don't watch him play a game to see the game, his comedy comes from dicking around in the games

  • @acfreak55
    @acfreak55 6 лет назад

    HED...

  • @squirestew4u
    @squirestew4u 6 лет назад +18

    man this game is unrealistic. cops are actually held accountable for shooting people?

    • @Hiihtopipa
      @Hiihtopipa 3 года назад +2

      The mistake they made was shooting white lady you cant get away with that... now shooting a black man, sprinkle some crack and voila.

  • @jeradpaulson771
    @jeradpaulson771 6 лет назад

    Oh Not real Smart! 1:25:47

    • @RedGabyGTM2
      @RedGabyGTM2 7 месяцев назад

      Is that supposed to be a Space Quest 6 dialogue or reference whatever?

    • @jeradpaulson771
      @jeradpaulson771 7 месяцев назад +1

      Oh that part what your not supposed to do in Police Quest SWAT@@RedGabyGTM2

    • @RedGabyGTM2
      @RedGabyGTM2 7 месяцев назад

      @@jeradpaulson771Oh!

  • @figg9417
    @figg9417 4 года назад +1

    You’re being American you don’t know your guns

    • @rocknepoovey4381
      @rocknepoovey4381 Год назад +2

      And?

    • @Meladjusted
      @Meladjusted 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@rocknepoovey4381 I love how many people think this actually matters, lmao. Like gun knowledge is involved in getting into college or a high paying career or something. I've never even played a video game where knowing the make and model of a gun mattered in any way to figuring out how to use it. That would be a really weird barrier to entry.

  • @pyramidhead138
    @pyramidhead138 6 лет назад

    you wouldnt last long on the real force

  • @ShasOSwoll
    @ShasOSwoll 5 лет назад +2

    Jerma needs to learn how to play a PROCEDURAL game, its not an arcade.

  • @jonnie2bad
    @jonnie2bad Месяц назад

    i had this game as a kid. It sucks ass. Awesome concept poorly executed.

  • @pjFaynik
    @pjFaynik 7 лет назад +22

    game sucks

  • @Weavaloid
    @Weavaloid 5 лет назад

    I don't live in the US and I know what an MP5 is.

    • @Hiihtopipa
      @Hiihtopipa 3 года назад +1

      Well it is german made so what has anyone living in us got to do with it :D

    • @Meladjusted
      @Meladjusted 6 месяцев назад +1

      Congrats. I live in the US and don't. I guess that's supposed to be weird.

  • @NeutronRob
    @NeutronRob 5 лет назад +3

    Great game! Annoying player!