Joe Rogan: "SNL Only Pays The Host $5,000"
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Shane Gillis is the co-host of "Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast" with Matt McCusker and one half of the sketch comedy duo "Gilly and Keeves" with John McKeever. Watch his latest stand-up special, "Beautiful Dogs".
Mark Normand is the co-host of the podcasts "Tuesdays with Stories" with Joe List and "We Might Be Drunk" with Sam Morril. Watch his latest stand-up special, "Soup to Nuts".
Ari Shaffir is the host of the "You Be Trippin'" podcast. His latest comedy special, "Ari Shaffir: Jew".
Clip taken from JRE #2122 w/ Protect Our Parks 11
Host: Joe Rogan
Guests: Shane Gillis, Mark Normand, Ari Shaffir
Producer: Jamie Vernon
#jre #joerogan 
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Joe: "I believe she was an alien."
Mark: "Illegal?"
😂
😂😂
"You ever drank piss? It's pretty wild." - Mark Normand. We have questions!
I've drank piss
God bless mark Normand….hes the Jewel of Louisiana….
That's why he's gone. The only jewel Louisiana has is a polluted mud pie
Him theo n poirier
Invisible Mark at 4:53 was unexpectedly humorous
Mark normand is the only voice I hear.
Annoying ass 1950s voice
lucky
"Praying to the Lord of Piss" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Holy mackerel Shane got raptured! 4:49
I wish I had $5
You are already funnier than 99% of the guests.
Woah woah! Did somebody just say "grass is unnatural"! 5:00 wtf are you talking about lol
mark is ridiculous lmaoooo
I love how the convo devolved to animal piss randomly
How did Joe miss Marks R-Kelly joke....
Everything goes over Joe's bald head
Who?
it's painful to watch a "professional" comedian miss so many jokes so often, especially when someone makes an obvious joke and Joe immediately takes it as a serious statement and kills the mood
😂
@@joshyc2006It’s painful to read a comment written by a guy with an asshole so tight he can’t just laugh about the guy being dumb sometimes.
Shane’s “I’ll just go on Joe Rogan afterwards and be fine!” and Joe’s dead silence makes me laugh every damn time. Lighten up dork
That’s the same amount The Ghostbusters got for their first call.
I had no idea it'd be so much, I won't pay it.
I'm really glad the video's topic was based on the title, not derailed after the first 3 minutes
I've used one of those ancient-looking urinals. I liked the echo of the splashes.
Shane didnt do it for the money. It was to close that chapter and it was good for his career. When i first started listening to him he lived with comics and was broke now he's a mult millionaire doing exactly what he wants
He’ll host again too.
Gillywood is mr big shot now.
@@GabGotti3that’ll be fire
"21 Jump Street." - Ari Shaffir
Rogan: I believe she was an alien Mark: illegal? Comedy! 😆 Lol
In the woods animals pee in multiple different places, where as dogs usually find a specific spot and use it repeatedly. This leaves dead grass from the amount of ammonia that builds up in that spot.
Haha yeah weird how wild animals don’t respect property lines
I imagine it's much worst in Austin than Boston due to less rain to mix things up?
I’m in the middle of packing something things and listening at the same time, and I suddenly hear “don’t drink girl dog pee.” Hahaha wtf
The urine deflectors are pretty oldschool. Lots of old British building still have them.
"So don't drink GIRL dog pee, that's my advice."
I'm just gonna go ahead and continue not drinking ANY dog's pee, Joe.
5k for a week oh the humanity
My thoughts exactly lmao.
yea it’s a low amount when you compare what snl made that night 😂
Actors on sitcoms when cable was big got hundreds of thousands, even millions. It's small by comparison
It's also about opportunity cost; how much could he have made for a week on the road? Stop acting like he's out of touch.
Considering it's live TV and they're celebrities, you'd think it'd be at least 10
5:39 everybody missed that joke!
The exposure you get pays dividends when it comes to upcoming ticket sales.
lool theyre drankin
Marks said, I’m sure you could get blown in there too.
If they had that shit in New York City, they would rip it out and sell the scrap copper… in a day
bouncing back? i watch it every week on youtube, its hilarious!
Those piss deflectors are definitely rare. If I'm wasted, which I've been only legit 2-3 times in my life, where I actually had to piss so bad, I've gone in an alley. Or in a corner when I had to run back in some place where the line was apparently 20 mins long. Couldn't wait or piss myself. Had to. Sorry, random corner.
"bridges are a real problem" that last line didn't age well
Those public urinals in the pictures drain into the city drains and I saw them in amsterdam ten years ago
What woman were they talking about in the beginning that Mark said has a higher IQ than Einstein?
Why does this remind me of Waynes World, where they get 5k for their own show.
JOE '' Dont drink girl dog pee '' rogan
No one hosts for the money.
How'd you figure that one out genius?😂😂😂😂
@@Mdiddydoss A lot of people in the comments seem to think SNL should pay more.
I'd think at a min they'd get SAG-AFTRA scale: $30000-40000/50000.
@@DavidLLambertmobileactors are good at lying, too
A lot of guys cancel and give up on gigs etc, for a chance to work on the show, $5k isn't much when it's your big harvest of the year.
Urine is 90% plant food guys. 😂
That's probably just how much HE got
piss kills vegetation for sure..
5k for 1 week is great. Y'all don't know what hard work is.
They worked basically for free for 10 to 20 years to get that paycheck. You know nothing
Fuck these spoiled brats I work 2 months for 5k
@@Frankenstizzle work ?
@typicalrockhound9887 Driving 3 to 4 hours each way to do an open mic where you might get a free sandwich, for years on end with zero idea whether you will be the successful 10% or die broke, unknown and depressed like the other 90%. Sounds like fuckin work to me
@Frankenstizzle Half of them are nepobabies that got a hookup from their friends. Don't act like they fight tooth and nail and struggled daily.
Human piss will actually destroy the buildings eventually.
I really wish Ari wouldn't talk.
Same
Really wish you realized no one cares what you think
Was thinking the same thing
You would hang off Ari's sac if you saw him lgr😂
Seriously Roegan hyped him for years, than you actually see him on the show and want to puke.
Only?!
4:53 step your game up Jamie 🙄🙄🙄🙄
The guy called 21 savage 21 jump street
I wish I could get 5k a pop at work
Art nouveau public urinals. Classy.
I always wondered why dog piss kills the lawn but animals piss everywhere and it’s okay. Grass really is unnatural.
IQ just means the ability to learn not how much you actually know
That’s not true but okay
That's just fluid IQ static IQ is exactly that. Turns out if you're smart more often than not you learn naturally. It's why a smart person can learn large volumes of stuff just from watching tv. You're better at skimming through information and finding relevant data.
No! She was higher than Einstein.
I think A lot of people here think it’s worth more money because of how stressful they think hosting snl would be for themselves, I agree but yeah 5k is a lot
It's not just the weeks work. They don't just give you a show. You have to spend time working your way on. Flying to new york meeting with people, meetings etc in advance.
Air travel and a hotel room for 5 nights and 3 meals a day is 5k for mid level travel.
And it's your one big harvest of the year.
SNL operates like the NFL Super Bowl act. You're working for free basically and getting lots of publicity and gaining new fans who will check you out after seeing you on SNL and buy/consume your other content.
Shouldve put that on the R kelly chicks 😂
In the town I live in the homeless. People are s******g in the streets... The city built a bathroom for them in the center of the town. They cost $500000.
Good.
Orlando, Orlando.gov had a few "high end" 🚽 . They were free then a contract firm began to charge.
5k may not seem like much to some but to most of us regular people its a lot money. That's over a Month or even two of all day Pysical labor for many. Outside of the US and that's year's of work many places.
"Outside of the US " we're not talking about outside the US. You're acting as if this is 5 k a week all year long, this is something you might spend a year working towards and this si suppose to be your big payday.
Why is Ari trying to push himself into conversations so you remember he is in the room still a thing?
Pee could kill a plant
Why are they putting that clip at the end of every video? Feel like it’s a hidden message?
Normand is firing off some great riffs here and there but none of them caught it...wish they had, would've made for a great further discussion. Guess WE can all rewind and hear them again.
Ari thinking pee kills trees is beyond out of touch.
So fucking funny 🤣
$5k, where’s all the unions crying about wages.
5k for a weeks work isn't bad at all for a normal person.
People want to host SNL tho, its good marketing / exposure. And by the time you host snl most people don’t care about money in the same way
Not to mention, 5k for a week of work isn’t too shabby when you have some perspective.
Imagine never being in a union, and hating them because you’re told to. Lol
@@RolandSpecialSauce What do you consider a normal person ? 🤓
She actually didn't shower alot and slept with dirty plates on her bed after eating
Imagine complaining about getting paid $5,000 for a weeks work..
I can't stand these out of touch spoiled egomaniacs.
How much do they get paid to slander children?
Love Shane but just his patreon with Matt makes like $300,000 a month. You’ll be alright with 5 grand for a week big dog lol.
How do you know that?
Well I don’t think he said he’s struggling. 5k for SNL is still kinda wild tho
Idk about that much but they do get A LOT
@@Ihatecommies42Louis CK said on the podcast they did together on the history of presidents. You can also just google it and it takes the price per subscription and multiplies it by how many subscribers they have. Pretty simple.
@@Ihatecommies42 google it. Take the number of subscribers they have on patreon and multiply it by the cost of each subscription. Plus, Louis CK said how much they make per month on the episode he did with them about the US presidents. They’re the second highest earning patreon. I’m also not counting ad revenue which is a lot of money so they make much more than that. I’m not hating just stating facts. It’s my favorite podcast lol.
The 😢JRE usual bro science
Stop trying to one up adult swin with this carp
Grass is unnatural huh? Ever hear of a f****** prairie?😂
Pretty clearly not talking about prairies. Try growing some functioning brain cells
Sydney Sweeney is not Marilyn Monroe. She is high-grade mid at best lol.
I like the one on one/two interviews. This is ridiculous, they all talk at the same time, not even entertaining, sounding drunk and high, 🤮🤮
Wow 5k for free national promo and goofing off for a week so bad 😏
First🎉
Why does the hot chick has to be brilliant, suddenly. Maybe she was just hot, that's it.
Can girl dog pee disinfect things?
It’s so cringe when he calls 21 savage 21 jump street
What're you 12? What in insane thing to get upset about
@@HoratioVelveteen-nl5kw what are you like 50 dude? Just like Ari? Old ass
@@HoratioVelveteen-nl5kw what are you like 50 dude?
Snl is abad joke
Any host would be lucky/honored to do it for free
The whole point of SNL is to have you come on to promote your projects and have millions of people see you who don't currently have you on their radar. SNL isn't about a pay day, for someone like Shane, he got $5,000 for 7 days a week and got a major boost for his new Netflix special and all of the RUclips videos he has released. Have some fucking perspective.
Chill out there sarge.
Yes sir
Well thats just blatantly false....
The whole Corporate abusive mindset. Do this for me for free, it will be good for your carrer…
@@likearollingstone007but it is, people host literally to plug their projects in the monologue, it's still a huge platform
Who Cares !!!
Nobody asked
@@spacequack5470your mother
5k to give a dog shit monologue then laugh through every less than mediocre skit is good money
Who’s the dude with the annoying voice talking over everyone just to hear his own voice?
$5000 for a week of work. Stop complaining. It takes some people 2 months to make that. Geez!
It's not just the week of work, it's travel expense. The fact you're giving up some of your best writing for free. All the gigs you have to cancel that you could have been working that week.
The amount of incorrect shit that comes out of Joe Rogans mouth always impressed me.
And how many people follow your podcast? You should Google 'Ivermectin' now. You're ignorant.
Mark Normand is so annoying. He talks over everyone and won't stfu.
Yeah $5,000 isn't a bad paycheck for doing. Nothing practically nothing.
If you're complaining you made $5,000 in one night, then you must have some type of celebrity privilege. Shut your mouths
It's a week of some of the craziest most busy work in your life. You don't just walk in there with a resume, before hand you have to spend crazy hours just trying to get on. You end up using some of your best jokes that you've spent months working on. It's a week of flat out work, plus months or even years of prep. If someone tells you, you have to drive your truck and tools to New York, get your own hotel for a week, and do work on someone's drywall it's still not a ton of money even if you're a general contractor. IT's a gig, and it's one of the highest paying gigs of your career.
Joe Rogan and his friends that aren’t funny
Shane said it not Joe (duhhh). Also Rogan is out of place with this group. It’s forced.
SNL operates like the NFL Super Bowl act. You're working for free basically and getting lots of publicity and gaining new fans who will check you out after seeing you on SNL and buy/consume your other content.
Name 5 SNL hosts in the last year? Shane is the exception, most of these guys aren't making that much as road comics/etc.