Everything Wrong With Ahsoka S1E8 - "The Jedi, the Witch, and the Warlord"
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
- How sinful was the Ahsoka finale? Don't force jump to any conclusions. Here's everything we found "wrong" with Ahsoka, "The Jedi, the Witch, and the Warlord"
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I kind of love that the sin crew is simply not accepting any of the Anakin redemption stuff.
Anakin was redeemed though. He did fulfill the prophecy and bring balance to the galaxy. It didn’t last because Palps cheated death, but ultimately Anakin sacrificed his life to balance the force. If the Father, Daughter and Son are cool with it, then who are we to say he’s not redeemed?
I'm pretty sure the millions to billions of dead folks would argue if they could.
@@davidwindell Just because he brought balance to the force doesn't mean he was redeemed for all the atrocities he committed. The right takeaway from Vader's story is that it's never too late to do the right thing, not that doing one right thing redeems or absolves you of your past sins.
It was so stupid to see Ezra escape from the Star Destroyer, fly to exactly where his friends are, land, dock, and he was either wearing the helmet THE WHOLE TIME or he decided to put it back on before getting off his ship! 😡
He would have had to have given them a clearance code, which would provide them proof he was a good guy. I’m absolutely certain Ezra remembers the code he used for years with the ghost crew
And FWIW, it wouldn’t have taken him too long to get from Dathomere to the fleet. That would’ve been a short hyperspace jump.
And Sabine doesn't hit back with "Wasn't your Master a deranged mass murderer who killed a building full of kids?"
Seriously Star Wars, stop trying to redeem Anakin, he's a psychopath plain and simple. And don't give me any of that "Vader and Anakin are two different people" BS. Anakin was killing kids long before the Vader things happened. Just grab a Ouija Board and ask the Tuskens.
Sorry I don’t speak N*zi Disney
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Sabine doesnt know Anakin was Vader. Very few people know.
@@revanpuddin I feel like Sabine would know given everything that happened on Rebels though.
For clarification, there are FOUR DIFFERENT TYPES of CANON ZOMBIES in the Star Wars universe.
Dead Troopers (stormtroopers who contracted a zombie disease)
Night Troopers (using the Nightsister magic)
Undead Nightsisters (also using the nightsister magic)
And the Geonosis Brain Worms which seem to be able to infect any living (or dead) thing
1:20 Nightsister Magick is "an aspect of the Force and supernatural technique that allowed a practitioner to wield great powers connected to the dark side of the Force." source Wookieepedia
If Sabine could live from having a lightsaber shoved through several organs, I see no reason why witch-mamma couldn't survive two light scratches across her stomach.
We don’t know how deep it was, but getting cross-cut gutted is significantly more damage inducing than a single puncture wound.
@@davidwindell Hmmm.... a quick double cut across an area of the body that we routinely remove part of and by all accounts looks pretty shallow, or a single puncture that goes completely through your chest and lingers inside you melting all your organs? Yeah I'm gonna have to say it's far more likely that witch-mamma lives than it would have been for Sabine to live.
Plot armor saves 90% of all people from stab wounds in modern Star Wars.
Known Victims to die in live action from stabbing:
Qui-Gon Jin
Agen Kolar
Han Solo
I now need a whole series of Thrawn watching TV.
It truly is gods gifts to internet mddia creators.
The "witchy powers" come from the force so you were technically not wrong.
Ah u beat me to it 😂
The biggest sin by far is that Shin hardly appears.
Shin is going to be a MAJOR character going forward. She’s basically the backup to Daisy Ridley in case the Rey movies flop (which they will).
Ah yes having the uninteresting block of wood that was Shin be the backup to a character that was uninteresting is a great idea.@@davidwindell
thrawns face watching the holiday special lmao you should release it as a short
These outtakes are the funniest I’ve seen in a long time. I hope Thrawn getting disappointed staring at a screen becomes an ongoing meme lol. Also y’all didn’t pick up on Sabine using the blaster/saber stance from the Jedi Survivor game
id like to point out with the door sin i cannot recall a single instance of blasting a door opening it, only closing it which kinda makes sense considering its often on space ships where you wouldnt want damage causing decompression
Correct. The default setting for most electronic doors (whether in space or on our planet) is closed, and if they lose power or their connection to the control source, they will typically default to the setting.
Sin 57: it wasn’t an unknown ship, it was the same ship Baylin and Shin attacked the New Republic from when they rescued Morgan Elsbeth. Which makes letting Ezra land worse.
Nerd
@@linadadyke3829nerd because he paid attention to detail? Lmao
@@DimSquadGaming calm down dikkrider
@@DimSquadGaming yeah. thats how that sin almost always works
That isn’t the only ship of that model. In fact, that model was mass produced. It could’ve been anyone inside, and Ezra would’ve had to have provided a clearance code prior to docking so they were likely pretty confident a good guy was aboard until he walked out as a trooper.
Sabine gets what Yoda meant when he said “Do or do not, there is no try. “. She had the confidence that she could and did
How did she suddenly get that confidence after all the moping she did about her lack of ability with the Force?
@@Primogen16#TheForceIsFemale
Idk, probably something in the script
1:26
If we wanna be super technical, you were 100% correct since the witchy powers are just extensions of the force. So they basically used the for e to send messages to each other across galaxies
Thrawn rage watching Star Trek V and the Star Wars Holiday Special and the Teletubbies = chef's kiss of outtakes.
Instead of sinning us not seeing Ezra’s escape from the Star Destroyer (which is perfectly believable if you’ve seen Rebels) you should’ve sinned them cutting away from the hug between him and Hera- who most fans consider to essentially be his mom.
Other than that though, I thought this was an excellent episode!
Thrawn watching shit is my new favorite thing. Keep it going! I want 30 minutes of that
I can't believe you gave only 1 sin to the bullshit where they ran through the bombardment. That genuinely destroyed any suspense of disbelief I might've still had after the TIE fighter BS earlier
Thrawn watching TV is my new favorite thing.
Those Thrawn outtakes were gold
Oh i didn't catch that 'narrow lightsaber' reference. Good catch!
I think the skinny lightsabers are the main reason i didn't like rebels. That and all the kiddy garbage.... which was most of it....😂
Rebels was a brilliant show. Best of the animated series. It’s a shame you let the shape of the laser swords turn you off. I binged all four seasons in about 3 weeks, you should give it another go
1:30 : "Perfectly f*cking Vertical".....😂
8:19 "no it isn't " thats true. Zombies have been a thing for quite a while in fact AHSOKA knows this!!! She dealt with this in Geonosis via parasite
But they are not in exile. Peridea was once the center of the Witch Kingdom of Dathomiri.
There was a whole novel about Zombie Stormtroopers
We saw an undead Inquistor doing full lightsaber combat, of course they can use blasters and shaped charges.
Star Wars definitely already had zombies, even before Disney.
9:11 "Yoshimitsu's Mom"?
Suddenly, I'm getting the _Tekken_ movie flashbacks.
It wasn't quite as deadly to the galaxy as letting Thrawn come back. But Ahsoka did free Darth Maul from certain death aboard a prison ship during order 66 instead of letting him die.
Nice Bedknobs and Broomsticks reference. Haven't thought about that in years.
I feel dumber now for watching this SW show, absolutely unbelievable for me this was even made. In the words of my favorite Profesor: I don't want to live ono this planet any more.
It wasn’t made for you I’m sure. Ashoka wasn’t some brilliant, groundbreaking series, and it wasn’t even as good as Andor or Mando, but it was entertaining from start to finish for those of us who enjoyed Rebels (and for my wife, who knows nothing about SW, thus Rebels wasn’t even required viewing to like Ashoka). If you hated it, you’re not the intended audience. Just curious, did you like Falcon and Winter Soldier or She Hulk? Because this was light years ahead of Marvel’s latest drivel.
@@davidwindell I am sure too, seems it wasn't made for fans of good old SW where people don't act like complete morons all the time. Mando is also trash since season two and Andor is the best thing Disney SW ever made sadly they rather focus o this nonsensical shait like Ashoka and Boba Fet. I liked Rebels, not as much as Clone wars but it was still good, this was not. What are you even on about? SW and Marvel are both same Disney trash in different skin. Good for you if you liked it, but I guess I am not immersed when the story doesn't make sense and people act like idiots, don't even get me started on fan service overload and the fact that fuck all happens 80% of the show.
Thrawn had several more TIEs ready to launch at the incoming Jedi and chose not to. The writers had to make him stupid in order to let the good guys sort of win. It's pretty annoying.
It's how its always worked
@@doomdoomx Good writers can make smart villains who lose through bad luck or the good guys being smarter.
It was pretty clear that Thrawn was far more concerned with delaying the Jedi and preserving his resources than actually killing them. In fact, this was made explicitly clear in the actual show.
Logically it made no real difference to him if they were dead or stuck in Peridea since there was no real way for them to return (and still isn’t since the Star Whales only travel there to die, thus Ashoka shouldn’t be able to use them to get home). He merely needed to slow them down and he used that absolute least amount of his troops necessary to do just that. He was a single force aided job from getting it perfect. Even so, he cared much more about leaving Ashoka there than Ezra, as evidenced by his outgoing message to her (not Ezra) wherein he claimed victory.
@@FalconPaladin Name at least two
Star Wars villains are always stupid. Let's be honest, Palpatine laying a "trap" by giving the rebels the actual location of the UNFINISHED Death Star and exposing himself to their fleet with the risks involved, plus taking his attention away from the battle to recruit Darth Vader's son to the dark side (using the pitch of replacing Vader DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF HIM before turning his back on him) is the height of stupidity. The issue is Disney Star Wars is even worse.
Surprised the outtakes didn't have "My name is Oliver Queen. After 5 years in hell..." over Ezra's walking out of the Imperial shuttle
Disney absolutely fucked this show by not giving any backstory and anything for any of the characters, shit glossed over the fact they said woke up the night mothers and then completely fumbled baylan and shin by telling us ABSOLUTELY nothing about that side of the show. Basically put those two in the show to kill screen time like for fuck sakes Disney. This could’ve been an amazing show if they actually put some story into it
For fuck's sake.
I get that you were following up on a gag, but the song wasn’t owed in the first place. The “witchy powers” and the Force are literally the exact same thing. The books matter
We'd appreciate it if you reviewed the following things:
1. THE DR. PHIL SHOW
2. THE OPRAH WINFREY SHOW
3. TAWOG (THE AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL)
4. TITANIC (1996 MINISERIES)
5. THE CHRISTMAS TOY
6. BLACKADDER
7. THE YOUNG ONES
8. FATHER TED
9. OZ (TV SERIES)
10. HOUSE M.D.
11. MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE
12. FILTHY, RICH, & CATFLAP
13. LAUREL & HARDY
14. THE THREE STOOGES
15. TO CATCH A PREDATOR
16. ROBOT CHICKEN
17. MR. BEAN
18. ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS
19. THE WACKY ADVENTURES OF RONALD MCDONALD
20. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN
21. THE HIGH FRUCTOSE ADVENTURES OF THE ANNOYING ORANGE
22. ALICE THROUGH THE LOOKING-GLASS (1973)
23. BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD
24. THE DOG WHISPERER
25. IT'S ME OR THE DOG
26. THE MANY ADVENTURES OF WINNIE THE POOH
27. COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG
28. VEGGIETALES
29. LOST TAPES
30. WHEN FRIENDSHIP KILLS
31. MAN VS BEE
32. MONSTERQUEST
33. LIFE AFTER PEOPLE
34. UNABOMBER: THE TRUE STORY
35. DERRY GIRLS
36. THE AMAZING SCREW-ON HEAD (PILOT EPISODE)
37. THE ANDY MILONAKIS SHOW
38. SIX FEET UNDER (TV SERIES)
39. THE CROCODILE HUNTER
40. SAGWA
41. THE BACKYARDIGANS
that must have taken a lot of effort to compile that list
They weren't exiled Witches. The Witches mention earlier that they originated on this planet and used the star whales to travel to other galaxies.
6:20 No, this is not an intelligent Star Wars villain. If he were intelligent, he would just have left and not waited for the enemy to board his Star Destroyer. Especially when his own soldiers are too incompetent to hit an almost immobile ship on the ground with TIE fighters, as well as a few moving targets with STAR DESTROYER CANNONS!
1:06 1:22 this channel is pure gold
Whoa, a Bedknobs and Broomsticks reference?
The outtakes made me laugh so hard
Who's gonna tell him the witches also use the Force?
I don't watch the show, so I was wondering where their power comes from. I think he really just wanted to do that song.
Im gunna need a full version of that saber song.
Letting a woman do it first so they don't feel inadequate is pretty much Disney's entire business model these days.
1:14-1:40 😂
We need a video on "The Simpsons - Homer's Enemy". Whatever happened to ol' Grimy?
Please do Everything Wrong With Frasier (2023) "The Good Father"
If it was a first edition I hope those beans were like 200$ at the time and made a bean stalk to a sky castle
All the people fighting against the sins 😂😂😂 - also why did Ezra get off the ship with his helming on 🤣
There were zombies in a Clone Wars episode... and they _did_ use the Z word.
Any show that requires prerequisite viewing of a children's cartoon is already in deep trouble.
still want to know how you become a padawan with no force ability. got to love how in the end this show absolutely destroys the star wars universe. this should get them a billion sins
Everything Wrong With Loki Season 2 Episode 1
So... Star Wars characters travel to another galaxy... and all we get to see is one planet?
Would have been neat if it was the Warhammer 40K universe.(yeah, that's our universe in the far future... but with all those chaos warps, who knows?)
There is a season 2 coming, and the main character is in the new galaxy. Let it breath a couple years
Thinking about it, we could leave the show off right here and it would not cause any issues with the sequel trilogy. Sabine wouldn't be a Jedi Mandalorian interfering with the Mandalorians that just took back Mandalore. Ahsoka wouldn't be another Jedi in the wild, she could die in the Peridea galaxy and it wouldn't change anything.
You’re forgetting Thrawn though. If the show ended here, how do we explain his absence as the first order rises to power?????
@@davidwindell Ahsoka isn't even in the Star Wars galaxy anymore. Everyone else can handle it.
Please do Everything Wrong With Alias, “Truth Be Told.”
Fighting zombi stormtroopers... yeah, cutting off arms and limbs would make sense.
yeaaaah! a jane austen reference!
On time sir 🫡
TIL the term "yonic" and looking it up I'm just...really surprised I haven't heard it before.
Should have had Thrawn watch Howard the Duck
No, he is not an intelligent Star Wars villain. If he was intelligent he wouldn't still have his ship moored to that tower after the loading had been completed ages ago.
So, is Sabine the Star Lord of star wars now?
An intelligent star wars villain would have moved his ship ONE MILE TO THE LEFT! no getting on it then is there?!
Soooo does he have a pug?🥹
Still waiting for the E-walking dead .Wicket wakes up after getting shot by one of the few troopers still on Endor .Only to find himself surrounded by swarms of undead Ewoks as he tries to find his tribe ..
Why does this series make me say Frell?
Are yall doing Loki?
Just saying that Natasha Liu Bordizzo is distractingly beautiful.
Could you please sin the Inside no. 9 episode The Riddle of the Sphinx
If you mean there is actually something good and laudable within this show
I give you a sin for lying
This show deserves a thousand sins for being absolutely terrible
How many shit shows/movies is Thrawn watching? lol
I was talking to a friend I met at church last night about the current state of Star Wars and we both kind of agreed that Star Wars is no longer as good as it used to be.
#RIPTHEGEORGELUCASERA
Star Wars stopped being good after they rescue Han and leave Tatooine in Return of the Jedi. Needing to stop a 2nd Death Star is so lazy.
@@Gzilla313 It stopped being good even during the rescue, when Boba Fett fell like a chump into the Sarlaac Pit. Then we got Ewoks, Death Star resurrected, Greedo shooting first, Jar-Jar stepping in doo-doo, midichlorians, "spinning, that's a good trick", "I hate sand", "This is such a drag", Padme dying of sadness, "Noooooooooo!", Ewok adventures, Clone Wars movie... And that's all before Disney bought Star Wars. At least after that we got Rogue One, The Mandalorian, and Andor.
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Please sin The Lion Guard episode Return Of The Roar, Then sin The OA episode Chapter 1 Homecoming, Then sin My Little pony Friendship is Magic episode Friendship is Magic, Then sin Bojack Horseman episode Bojack Horseman: The Bojack Horseman Story Chapter 1
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meer, lol 😂
This show was bad.
Mando too.
Boba and Kenobi were HORRIBLE
As long as SW fans don’t start admitting this, they will keep giving us SHIT.
Because that is enough to satisfy most people.
Makes sense this ahsoka would say jedi isn't using a lightsaber. She clearly has never used one before based on how slow and stiffly she moves while trying to use them.
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This show sucked. Star Wars is nothing but shattered glass
I feel bad for you. This was a decently written, well-acted, entertaining show. If you’re a SW fan and couldn’t find enjoyment in it, you’ve got something wrong. If you’re not a SW fan, the. This show wasn’t made for you and I’m not surprised you didn’t like it. This show is a very well created love letter to fans of the animated shows. If that’s not you, then you’re not the intended audience. That said, my wife knows nothing about SW, but she was almost as entertained by the series as me. Maybe it’s you that is broken, not new Star Wars.
And for the record, I’m no shill. I will call a show awful when it’s She Hulk… I mean, truly an abomination, and I just can’t see how anyone could like Star Wars but feel the way you do about this series. Sure it’s no Andor, but it’s much closer to that than it is to Book of Boba Fett.