kinda funny how naktigonis made a video about duke thanking everyone for one million plays of sin smelted scoriae and then you put him behind bars lmao
To be fair, Erisia is his land, he gets to decide the laws there regardless of being a tyrant, so Duke probably has a law called ‘’Duke can do whatever’’ making him 100% innocent.
@@moxitoxi-xc2xh king is someone who rules over the kingdom, titles like duke or baron are in charge of specific territories or regions of the kingdom. Erisia is not it's own kingdom, but rather an island that was a part of Celtor. (too much "kingdom" I know)
I'm pretty sure the golems are made of human souls due to filling up jar of souls idk how many but I think it's around 20 bandits for a golem and taking the soul is considered murder and keeping it bound somehow would be false imprisonment and slavery since he forces them to guard his house so 20 counts of murder slavery and false imprisonment prime golems should be twice that due to their doubled health so 40 each and each golem is armed with military weaponry as the lasers and using them against civilians is probably a war crime and the servants would be human experimentation slavery false imprisonment for the ones in the tubes and assault with a deadly weapon because they are significantly stronger then and can most definitely kill a normal person
Golem's should've been classified as military grade weaponry and thus is a separate charge for a civilian owning a military grade weaponry without a license
any person who assembles, maintains, places, or causes to be placed a boobytrap device as described in subdivision (c) is guilty of a felony punishable by imprisonment in the state prison for two, three, or five years.
Golems are some form of construct and they were given life with the forge of sin If i remember correctly. They could count as some form of weaponry/killing machine or I like to think of them as automated tanks
Yamaketzel or whatever the character who gives you chime is called would get so many charges due to chime essentially being an collessum where people can just straight up die.
Lore Wise the Forge of Sin does actually corrupt the Duke, so infact he can plead insanity. Also he'll be able to actually outlive any sentence you give him 💀
I'm pretty sure the golems are made of human souls due to filling up jar of souls idk how many but I think it's around 20 bandits for a golem and taking the soul is considered murder and keeping it bound somehow would be false imprisonment and slavery since he forces them to guard his house so 20 counts of murder slavery and false imprisonment prime golems should be twice that due to their doubled health so 40 each and each golem is armed with military weaponry as the lasers and using them against civilians is probably a war crime and the servants would be human experimentation slavery false imprisonment for the ones in the tubes and assault with a deadly weapon because they are significantly stronger then and can most definitely kill a normal person and for the elavator part osha applys because while the servants are being forced to protect him they are still servants which means they work for him and all not automatically closing elevators must have a designated person to use it which it doesn't and it must have some railing to stop workers from falling off also load limits and the elevator inspections must be done every year and the results must be displayed and while its a roblox jank bug falling through a moving elevator is a serious violation thats 6 violations of $16,131 and another $16,131 per day
bro's rent was due 💀
LMFAO
Lord regent be taking taxes
I've been waiting for a vid for so long and this is what I see 😂😂
Especially cause of the length of the vids
Ngas really think this is funny 🤖
they mad at duke for having the felinors on his odd tentacle 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
WHAT?!?????
Duke is a lucky man 😔
duke too big for only an odd tentacle, he got crustacean meat
@@shunsui_43 hes got a king thresher spine
@@PhantasmalToastGIANT FEMUR
"dogs don't shoot lasers unless their from Boston" 😭😭
I laughed and went to the comments and I find someone who also laughed
3:55
The iconic "Hi, it's me birbingish"
hi it’s him birbingish
(Do a chain)hi it's him birbingish
hi it's him birbingish
hi it's him birbingish
Hi it’s him birbingish
kinda funny how naktigonis made a video about duke thanking everyone for one million plays of sin smelted scoriae and then you put him behind bars lmao
To be fair, Erisia is his land, he gets to decide the laws there regardless of being a tyrant, so Duke probably has a law called ‘’Duke can do whatever’’ making him 100% innocent.
I don't think erisia is his land....
@@NomiBlox he is literally duke of Erisia, he owns this land
@@BosinnEnjoyerduke of erisia not king
@@moxitoxi-xc2xh king is someone who rules over the kingdom, titles like duke or baron are in charge of specific territories or regions of the kingdom. Erisia is not it's own kingdom, but rather an island that was a part of Celtor. (too much "kingdom" I know)
@@moxitoxi-xc2xh Erisia is a Duchy
4:15 you could have said it was just slavery cus its his bell
Yeah I was about to say that
I'm pretty sure the golems are made of human souls due to filling up jar of souls idk how many but I think it's around 20 bandits for a golem and taking the soul is considered murder and keeping it bound somehow would be false imprisonment and slavery since he forces them to guard his house so 20 counts of murder slavery and false imprisonment prime golems should be twice that due to their doubled health so 40 each and each golem is armed with military weaponry as the lasers and using them against civilians is probably a war crime and the servants would be human experimentation slavery false imprisonment for the ones in the tubes and assault with a deadly weapon because they are significantly stronger then and can most definitely kill a normal person
describing going to jail as "an opportunity to meat drake" is golden
Meat drake is crazy
Golem's should've been classified as military grade weaponry and thus is a separate charge for a civilian owning a military grade weaponry without a license
nah, its a dog with access to a firearm mounted to its chest
Best part about the duke discord joke is that someone probably joined the DW discord just to argue
I would say “bro had to pay rent” but honestly i like these goofy type of videos and i hope people feel the same way
duke's too old to meet drake
As the defense lawyer of Lord Ishamon Erisia
Your honor my client said *in-game*
I think for the golem, it's owning an unclassified military weapon.
i am in court for eating duke's cereal, i need a lawyer birb. I NEED YOU!!!!!!!!!
the mindless servants thing followed by "Unless ur the CIA" got me
"The biggest bird has awoken from its deep slumber..."
"the ruins of that city will never cage me"
how bout 10 life sentences of prison
What no Conquest does to people
Technically the forge of sins are contraband... And his goon golem dudes did shoot you.. if you added those it could be a "lil" while longer.
Gasp’ that is many charges
Did you forget tax evasion or did you count Ersia as a tax free haven? Since it can't be a no man's land, because he got charged with other offenses.
I would charge duke for human experimentation too because he has some people in test tubes or glass jars or whatever
Petition for archmage to nerf laws:
Finally somebody other than parkzer to teach us California penal code!
My glorious benevolent king has posted
I thought he was gonna make some corny joke like “ right off the BAT we find a BAT” or something. 1:49
I wanted to be charged so'll become a martyr and the ignition union origin boutta get added
Chat is this real!!!
My man
chaser is going to super jail
And I'll make sure you are too.
Just put the fries in the bag bro
HE IS FINALLY BACK🙏🙏😭😭
“Free my man duke he ain’t doing noting wrong 🗣️🔥”
You should do guild leaders next
Wouldn’t it make more sense to charge duke for leading a cult more than a mob boss?
we got birbingish video before concquest
Thought Duke was 5 foot 1
any person who assembles, maintains, places, or causes to be placed a boobytrap device as described in subdivision (c) is guilty of a felony punishable by imprisonment in the state prison for two, three, or five years.
Golems are some form of construct and they were given life with the forge of sin If i remember correctly.
They could count as some form of weaponry/killing machine or I like to think of them as automated tanks
Yamaketzel or whatever the character who gives you chime is called would get so many charges due to chime essentially being an collessum where people can just straight up die.
He re-used the ghost slinger prog 😭🙏
Just put the fries in the bag bro😭😭🙏🙏
3:53 Andresons Law of Robotics.
funniest birbingish video in a while
Lore Wise the Forge of Sin does actually corrupt the Duke, so infact he can plead insanity. Also he'll be able to actually outlive any sentence you give him 💀
MY KING!!! ANOTHER W UPLOAD!!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
2:55 It could go under the 's word' which could be even worse.
Killer queen reference??? In a deepwoken birbingish video? Never thought that’d happen
OMG KING YOURE BACK
even birbingish dropped the drake diss
7:07 aizen sosuke aah sentence 😭🙏
BETTER CALL BIRBINGISH 🗣️🔥
Also when duke says "Theres no real point in going further as this is the end of the line ,ect ect" Can it count for threatening of assault??
the lack of conquest is getting to bro
This is the content we actually want.
the golems could be considered weapons of war
and the duke was only defending himself against a home invader
u could count those golems as slaves since those are human souls being turned into stone golems to then be forced to work under duke cuz of his bell.
BRO 100 CHIME MATCHES IS TOO MUCH, EVEN FOR HIM!
desecration of corpses, unsanitary working conditions, people being held against their will, unpaid labour,
funniest part was duke not having a smoke detector
birbingish peak content welcome back my slime
birbingish you should try and calculate how much a note is worth in dollars i think that would be cool
bro forgot the part were DUKE LITERALLY MASACRED A WHOLE POPULATION FOR THE GOLEMS
ownership of exotic and or endangered animals for the bats would have worked
6:59 holy fucking shit
looks like SOMEONES rent is due
Money cannot be THIS tight bro 😭
duke also kidnapped people from erisia so every servant is a kidnapping charge
Duke is the william afton of deep if you think about it 💀
THOUGHT IT WOULD BE ANOTHER 3 MONTHS!!!!!
Truly a deepwoken
Video idea make a baseball player prog for weapon go kanabo and for the ball go flame volley
Wouldn't golems be a weapon? Like tanks?
dog goons with firearms are a big w
Just put the fries in the bag bro 💀
We love the 8 minute video only for midrolls
I'm pretty sure the golems are made of human souls due to filling up jar of souls idk how many but I think it's around 20 bandits for a golem and taking the soul is considered murder and keeping it bound somehow would be false imprisonment and slavery since he forces them to guard his house so 20 counts of murder slavery and false imprisonment prime golems should be twice that due to their doubled health so 40 each and each golem is armed with military weaponry as the lasers and using them against civilians is probably a war crime and the servants would be human experimentation slavery false imprisonment for the ones in the tubes and assault with a deadly weapon because they are significantly stronger then and can most definitely kill a normal person and for the elavator part osha applys because while the servants are being forced to protect him they are still servants which means they work for him and all not automatically closing elevators must have a designated person to use it which it doesn't and it must have some railing to stop workers from falling off also load limits and the elevator inspections must be done every year and the results must be displayed and while its a roblox jank bug falling through a moving elevator is a serious violation thats 6 violations of $16,131 and another $16,131 per day
Slide the cop build bruh😭🙏
Make this a series wheree you do all the bosses
you should've counted the golems in his manor as tanks
duke was oiled up at the time, that's why you cant carry him
klaris' number 1 crime was stealing my heart fr fr...
idc if we waitin for a month for a vid its worth it‼‼‼‼🔥🔥🗣🗣
If being a deepwoken pro-player was illegal i would be charged for tax evasion
Bills musta came up it’s almost exactly 8 minutes
DAD U CAME BACK!!(please don’t leave again)
Bro im so happy that he's still posting I thought he died just kidding
Duke pleaded for insanity
FINALLY VID AFTER 1 MONTH I thought the break was for 2 week 😅😅😅
How many years will a serial murderer, assasin, thief, and a wanted criminal in multiple nations get???? Hmmmmmm
technically, erisia is duke’s property, the players would be at fault due to private trespassing
First vid of your channel I’ve seen keep making these vids
2:11 i squinted my eyes AND MY BEING SRS i saw asta
I shall be using this in my upcoming court case birbingish please be my lawyer
In case you dont touch the lore goes crazy
Yeah but wouldn’t golems be like illegal weapons of war?
this is exactly why i gripped you -9999 aura
For the golems you couldve had counted them as robots since theyre made by humans
they could never make me hate you my glorious king birbingish
I know this man didn't just imply that California is in the USA. They're maybe one of those letters, max.
make a series of these videos please!