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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025

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  • @thestrawberrynb
    @thestrawberrynb 2 года назад +2259

    The way he randomly selects unsuspecting viewers to be banned is giving Miss Trunchbull vibes

    • @pawbles
      @pawbles 2 года назад +76

      no one is safe

    • @ToxicKiefer
      @ToxicKiefer 2 года назад +29

      Yall think subway surfers knows about James?

    • @pawbles
      @pawbles 2 года назад +23

      @@ToxicKiefer that was so random. maybe?

    • @sakura_sazuka333
      @sakura_sazuka333 2 года назад +16

      Him banning people like grinch bull chucking kids in the chokey lmao

    • @abstractfriends6722
      @abstractfriends6722 2 года назад +1

      heh

  • @cringeifiyedcat8442
    @cringeifiyedcat8442 2 года назад +435

    James's random sign language stutterd speaking is what I live for

  • @lieu_
    @lieu_ 2 года назад +544

    cant believe how accurate the fan art was for james in the thumbnail, bravo artist

  • @ameliarush84
    @ameliarush84 2 года назад +1160

    At this point we're all just watching u slowly fall into the rabbit hole of being a furry. For once I'm not complaining this is quality content 💀

    • @asth0n
      @asth0n 2 года назад +16

      yes and he is slowly turning into a furry

    • @Ivy3h
      @Ivy3h 2 года назад

      Hopefully he doesn't shag the rabbits down there

    • @Jellymerit
      @Jellymerit 11 месяцев назад

      I'm a furry bc of james/j (it's the click's fault)

  • @ellasharpe123
    @ellasharpe123 2 года назад +166

    How did Jimbo miss the blatant opportunity to say ‘bear necessideez nuts’ what on earth

    • @Fullmetalsilly
      @Fullmetalsilly 7 месяцев назад

      How dare pookie pass on a great opportunity like that! 😮

  • @xxleah_haydenxx
    @xxleah_haydenxx 2 года назад +51

    james: "im gonna quit music and make the most mid superhero content in the world"
    me: *glances nervously at umbrella academy comics*
    (ironically they're stacked up behind my guitar)

    • @semmie814
      @semmie814 2 года назад

      ...can i have them?

  • @tarabletv
    @tarabletv 2 года назад +103

    Watching James gives me whiplash because just as I become accustomed to the degenerate humor and yelling, he cracks open the voice of angels

  • @JackIves
    @JackIves 2 года назад +188

    James' Kermit impression is scarily accurate-

    • @i_teleported_bread7404
      @i_teleported_bread7404 2 года назад +1

      Kermit's not really a difficult impression to do.

    • @JackIves
      @JackIves 2 года назад +4

      @@i_teleported_bread7404 oOh sOrRy mR kErMiT tHe fRoG iMpERsOnAToR

  • @Zeynep-tt1yj
    @Zeynep-tt1yj 2 года назад +477

    James literally saves me when I’m at my worst lol

  • @spicygoat1326
    @spicygoat1326 2 года назад +131

    James: “I have the most look alikes”
    Danny Gonzalez: “Am I a joke to you?”

    • @aeuagh5021
      @aeuagh5021 2 года назад +8

      Nah it’s markiplier

    • @mebii3830
      @mebii3830 2 года назад +2

      @@aeuagh5021 No, he just has the most popular look-alike. Everyone has watched Shrek at this point.

  • @charkexists2686
    @charkexists2686 2 года назад +28

    James has a very specific humor that only a very specific audience can understand. it's great.

  • @tomlin589
    @tomlin589 2 года назад +47

    I don't think I've ever laughed harder when the Kermit voice kicked 😂

  • @blaireauu789
    @blaireauu789 2 года назад +57

    its okay to be in denial james

  • @l4ver_al3x
    @l4ver_al3x 2 года назад +6

    2:52 has GOT to be the funniest part of everything 😭😭

  • @Fourcheersforsourrevenge
    @Fourcheersforsourrevenge Год назад +2

    Me: can we get a Tory?
    Mum: we have a Tory at home
    Tory at home:

  • @idunnodudes883
    @idunnodudes883 2 года назад +11

    the puzzler unlocked the most visceral memory of being terrified of numberjacks

  • @tthesongofachiless
    @tthesongofachiless 2 года назад +22

    Watched this live, came into the part where he showed Dream's face, started cackling!!

  • @jdjfajfiladjfasdhflkasdksj6280
    @jdjfajfiladjfasdhflkasdksj6280 2 года назад +5

    4:42 I gasped and went "killjoys isn't mid! James how could you?!?!" Then I realised he meant the umbrella academy and yeah I get it. I personally enjoy it but it's definitely not for everyone, and it's very slow paced

  • @hubofinsanity4122
    @hubofinsanity4122 2 года назад +6

    If I were to ever watch James live I think I wouldn’t chat in fear of banishment

  • @spacepigeonarmy7776
    @spacepigeonarmy7776 2 года назад +2

    7:08 I threw my phone across the room because of this. Now it is broken.

  • @grace.h69
    @grace.h69 2 года назад +1

    4:29 don't know if that was a Paint reference or not but when he sang it like that I got flashbacks to after ever after, paint I need you to upload videos again please king

  • @Ants.against.theworld
    @Ants.against.theworld 2 года назад +4

    I love how every video just ends with James either screaming or getting angry and leaving 😂

  • @Jellymerit
    @Jellymerit 11 месяцев назад

    James: I've got the most lookalikes!
    Danny Gonzalez: ...

  • @ConfettiBurst
    @ConfettiBurst 2 года назад +17

    The fact james just made another good 1k people realise he looks like that.

  • @fluffartistt
    @fluffartistt 2 года назад +9

    I sent in the puzzler and also made the james marriott version of it. I am rather proud of myself

  • @Anna-qk7id
    @Anna-qk7id 2 года назад +37

    ok but why can james do so many impressions

  • @elochoh6494
    @elochoh6494 2 года назад +5

    i almost died from laughing at his kermit bit

  • @TheRexinator
    @TheRexinator 2 года назад +1

    2:21 bro got laughing until I got hiccups btw love da content keep it up

  • @baneqhs4796
    @baneqhs4796 2 года назад +15

    I wish I had this many look-alikes

  • @AMirrorCat
    @AMirrorCat Год назад +1

    When you first started talking about Scar I wasn’t looking at the screen so I thought you were talking about the Creator GoodTimesWithScar

  • @soberpaws
    @soberpaws 2 года назад +2

    I am shaking crying dying crackling at him calling umbrella academy mid I am leaving the big jumbo comunittee to much gerard way slander 💔

  • @miraculouswriter295
    @miraculouswriter295 2 года назад +3

    My new favorite thing is James talking in a Kermit voice about miss piggy😂

  • @haojiong
    @haojiong Год назад +1

    Dude, Bertram was my childhood!

  • @bonecatart
    @bonecatart 2 года назад +1

    4:41 spitting image

  • @eleonoraferro5915
    @eleonoraferro5915 2 года назад

    9:03 it's undeniable the similarity...

  • @Astrawk37
    @Astrawk37 2 года назад +1

    Thanks for making me laugh during these hard times

  • @untitledgoose7505
    @untitledgoose7505 2 года назад +11

    James gives me kwite vibes but he gave into the voices in his head

  • @wolfykeek5801
    @wolfykeek5801 2 года назад

    6:11 R.I.P that guy

  • @DanDanTheMermaidMan.
    @DanDanTheMermaidMan. Год назад

    Never thought I’d hear Merlin mentioned in a James Marriott stream

  • @J1407b..
    @J1407b.. 2 года назад

    2:27 JAMES SOUNDS SO MUCH LIKE ROCKY FROM THE AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL

  • @Meowfbot87
    @Meowfbot87 Год назад

    Watching a James stream without crying is a true difficult task. You’ll never know what kind of tears

  • @elsagillsten
    @elsagillsten 2 года назад

    4:41 Sorry James, but you can never live up to that beauty

  • @leghorn_2921
    @leghorn_2921 2 года назад +2

    icl he looks like my chemistry teacher my cousin and jack whitehall all in one

  • @why3327
    @why3327 2 года назад +5

    my favorite schlagg stream

  • @sock_puppets
    @sock_puppets 2 года назад +1

    James is the only youtuber I can watch at 40% volume and still get hearing damage from watching him

  • @cedillo3522
    @cedillo3522 2 года назад

    5:30 WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS LIKE THE SMAJOR DUDE☠️☠️

  • @ninathun329
    @ninathun329 2 года назад +1

    HOW DARE HE DISSRESPECT GERARD LIKE THAT HES THE SWEETEST MAN ON EARTH

  • @rainkaard
    @rainkaard 2 года назад +1

    yoooo the look alike i replied with is in this. SICK!!!

  • @itsajx7875
    @itsajx7875 2 года назад +1

    Awesome dude

  • @frleme
    @frleme 2 года назад

    2:22 is when i started dying :,)

  • @Cheesethebeans
    @Cheesethebeans 2 года назад +9

    My mum decided to watch his stream with me.
    She said that if genderbent Miss Trunchbull and Wilbur Soot had a kid it would be James💀

  • @Lujjain_
    @Lujjain_ 2 года назад +1

    this video is chalked up

  • @idaknow8513
    @idaknow8513 2 года назад +1

    0:43 I would like to point out that my previous celebrity crush was Alex Brightman and now it's James, I didn't think they looked anything alike but now I'm starting to think I have a type..

  • @PurpleFlash56
    @PurpleFlash56 2 года назад

    That dono at the end was such perfect timing hahaha

  • @yobtch7895
    @yobtch7895 2 года назад

    “Out off all people on the internet I have the most look-a-likes”
    Danny Gonzales

  • @mcwhopper2292
    @mcwhopper2292 2 года назад

    I CANT RN 😭😭😭 7:10

  • @galaxy736cat
    @galaxy736cat 2 года назад +1

    I am happy James knew the dragon was from Merlin I love that show

  • @dazzle3b73
    @dazzle3b73 2 года назад

    5:39 I WAS ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE I’M SORRY JAMES😭

  • @grace.h69
    @grace.h69 2 года назад +2

    Omg that was like your twin James! Couldn't tell you two apart in the thumbnail, you were identical

  • @Lenamiz
    @Lenamiz 2 года назад +3

    Keep up the good work king. ❤

  • @karlapupo1341
    @karlapupo1341 2 года назад +5

    2:14 your adding to many hairs

  • @ellal6048
    @ellal6048 2 года назад +2

    Yes you do james

  • @sanriosugaz
    @sanriosugaz 2 года назад

    help this is the most insanity james marriott has ever shown 😭😭

  • @CerealShip
    @CerealShip 2 года назад

    4:06 WHAT

  • @Randy_Racc00n
    @Randy_Racc00n 2 года назад +1

    Man's put a bear in s+ then said smash to the beast. I think he may be a little furry

  • @wrenkennedy
    @wrenkennedy 2 года назад

    "why do I have the least amount of subs guys?"
    Bans a newcomer to the stream.

  • @FictionalCreations
    @FictionalCreations Год назад +1

    2:26 to 2:55 🤣🤣🤣

  • @prageruwu69
    @prageruwu69 2 года назад +1

    james growling made me physically ill

  • @Kesaeri
    @Kesaeri 2 года назад +1

    4:39 THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE U 😭

  • @lurianie
    @lurianie 2 года назад +1

    James kinda reminds me of that guy from like every simplypiano ad ever

  • @Max_on_MarsTV
    @Max_on_MarsTV 2 года назад +2

    Ngl I probably would’ve sent that one guy who wrote bitter tongues

  • @Melcii_draws
    @Melcii_draws 2 года назад +1

    Man really got compared to the bubble guy in number numberjacks
    He's up there with Jack manifold

  • @Dakota_The_Apollo_Kid
    @Dakota_The_Apollo_Kid Год назад

    Wait why tf does this only have 57 likes💀 This is gen one of my favorite streams wtf😭

  • @snowyskys8505
    @snowyskys8505 2 года назад +1

    I feel like Ralph form wreck It Ralph is more annoying than venellope

  • @evfren4696
    @evfren4696 2 года назад +2

    the truth hurts 💔

  • @Ashfullstop12
    @Ashfullstop12 2 года назад

    You could’ve given me a million guesses and I would NEVER. EVER. Expect AARON DINGLE to turn up in a James Marriott stream.

  • @Monfae
    @Monfae 2 года назад

    8:45 - 8:55 IS SO FUNNY TO ME

  • @chloebennett3577
    @chloebennett3577 Год назад +2

    That thumb nail be looking like my teacher😂😂😂😂😂😂😂(english)

  • @sm1le_neutrxn
    @sm1le_neutrxn 2 года назад +2

    That last one 💀 -

  • @Beepbeepalex
    @Beepbeepalex 2 года назад

    These were so accurate

  • @caketheking5414
    @caketheking5414 2 года назад

    4:06 hmmm

  • @mainpairsocks2653
    @mainpairsocks2653 2 года назад +6

    BRO YOU SLAY

  • @mld04
    @mld04 2 года назад

    This video read my mind, I was just thinking about the troll from barbie and the diamond castle when it appeared

  • @PlaceboStan
    @PlaceboStan 2 года назад

    HE JUST CALLED DANGER DAYS MID SUPERHEROES CONTENT IM FUCKING DYING 😭✋

  • @MKayyyok
    @MKayyyok 2 года назад +1

    I saw this guy that worked at the football that looked like you

  • @CatLady-px4vb
    @CatLady-px4vb 2 года назад

    I looked at the thumbnail and thought that James Marriott was about to make one of those “I have a twin” videos

  • @PrivateAcuucarry
    @PrivateAcuucarry 2 года назад

    Always love to watch these ❤p

  • @KERIISASTAR
    @KERIISASTAR 2 года назад +2

    I speak for everyone when I say I have a love have relationship with this man 🗿

  • @Icarusflies
    @Icarusflies 2 года назад

    Yo! im at 4:23
    I can finally say i have made it in a james marriott video!

  • @uhhh4049
    @uhhh4049 2 года назад +1

    His RUclips has really been popping off

  • @user25891
    @user25891 2 года назад +2

    Aaron Dingle looks like my gay math teacher

  • @ranchwizard4778
    @ranchwizard4778 2 года назад +1

    I can see the chicken guy

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 2 года назад +1

    I still haven't finished love island

  • @fungione
    @fungione 2 года назад

    4:42 I'm gonna quit living /j

  • @devolve2645
    @devolve2645 2 года назад +1

    Does anyone know any answers best friend? The one that would tell stories really fast and would get slightly on topic and was overall everyone’s favourite. James looks like him

  • @idk3635
    @idk3635 2 года назад

    sometimes i forget that james mariott isin't bald

  • @moshroomba
    @moshroomba 2 года назад

    "I have the most look alikes"
    Danny Gonzalez looking like every white woman/man ever

  • @whisperherps
    @whisperherps 2 года назад

    Yoo you have such a good kermit the frog impression

  • @ellabaldock3157
    @ellabaldock3157 2 года назад

    as a person named ella, we do not claim the banned ella

  • @lovelysage2390
    @lovelysage2390 2 года назад

    that kermit impression 💀