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Youth Pastor Accidental Screenshare - John Crist
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- Опубликовано: 19 июн 2019
- Youth Pastor connects his phone screen to the television and everything goes wrong at once!
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When he couldn’t find the Bible app, he should’ve been like, “Well, I can’t find it because I use the BOOK!” *judgmental face*
Knutt Agreed. I'm all for christians being funny but this borders on dishonoring God.
Hahaha REALLY? this doesn’t dishonor God AT ALL. The point is to expose people to their secret sin in a safe way. This is nothing compared to what a lot of people may have in their phone. Or pastors. Right now-I know a pastor who has liked porn from fake accounts on twitter. Or how about just the average person? You have got to be kidding me? Dishonoring God? As if your poop doesn’t smell. The people that I know here in NYC even on twitter those people might have seen/done things that they need to stop but this is NOTHING compared to this. Just yesterday some random man confessed to me that he had visited prostitutes-I know women also who have come out of that. How exactly do you expect people to feel loved? I mean seriously? The point is that it is sin. That’s the point. It should probably show his search history instead. Bc 60-70% of men including youth pastors have a problem with porn. That would be Truth. The actual truth. This is tame-get over yourself.
Also you think God is offended by this? au contraire; I think he is pleased. I think there is A LOT of secret sin that people commit who are teaching or in a place of authority & they shouldn’t be doing whatever it is they are doing. God sees it-and exposing the problem in a witty way-you people are so judgemental you don’t even know the heart of God. And you confuse the point of the video with the offense itself. I mean give me a break-I’m amazed that this even exists bc as far as I know I haven’t even seen anything like it! I mean I’m glad I don’t go to your church bc God forbid the app on my phone has to be deleted or what if I actually was in sin? You might not even care you would only care if someone SAID something
Umm... I wasn’t offended by the video. I just thought it would’ve been funny if he used that as an excuse for why he didn’t use the Bible app. I was imagining him giving a *judgmental face* to the rest of the Bible study. 🤷🏻♀️
OneLove damn just a joke
This is so unrealistic. There’s no way there’s no one in that youth group who can play guitar.
Kelly Demando 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣
Too accurate lol
So true 😂🤣
for real there's always those three boys who can play the guitar and play that little wooden box drum thingy
Haha! This had to have happened IRL at some point to some pastor. 😂
Marty ray!! I love ur song ice ice baby
I think it’s a parody from a real situation
@@reymercado8412 lol he made a song called ice ice baby
Oh I think something worse than this happened to a pastor. Or more like the pastor himself made the choice. Goes by the name of Carl Lentz, the pastor who baptized Justin Bieber, also known as one of the pastors of the most mainstream church today (Hillsong). Yea he cheated on his wife for months
There is a video of a young pastor preaching about pitching tents except he didn't say exactly that--he said pinching a certain part of a female's anatomy. Funny but I feel bad for the guy because he will always be remembered for this embarrassing moment
Keep your phone as clean as your heart
Edit: just a joke weirdos
Yes, Amen!
what if I don't have a heart?
@@maxies4090 my dad always told me I've no heart, but I have a thumping gizzard... only bc I've always been brutally honest... so, it's not necessarily A Bad Thing.
Nahhhh😂
Yes! Amen
Check your heart
Check your phone
Check do not disturb is on.
Why you trolling, check your heart
Stop that scrolling, check your heart
Take control and check your heart
Make it known and check your heart!
(X2)
Do it in the dark so they’ll never know,
You should check your heart with a stethoscope
....
😂
Hahaha
Blonde amber from the bar?!?!?! 🤣
Chris Hand I have black hair so you must be looking for another one lol
Amber S Lol... I saw the name and I couldn’t resist... 🤣
Accidental screen share while studying Song of Solomon 😂
"Ummm... I don't think they do THAT in the Bible"
Oh boy it's like a game of thrones book
Twin gazelles?? How is that even a compliment??
@@mrvortexswell BOL
LOL😂😂
Omg this is so hilariously painful 😭😭😭🤣
Why is there only 1 reply?
@JayReal
OMG stands for:
Outrageous
Mango
Goats
Please Dont use Gods name in vain
hey namii.. why are you watching this? it's forbidden.. 😏😜
@@nuggets4357 There are no gods, Friend.
I can hear the senior pastor now explaining to the congregation that the Spirit is leading the church and the youth pastor in different directions... lol
Lol lol exactly the protocol lol
hahahaa
this TOTALLY reminds me of Michael Scott's failed powerpoint presentation
Pastor Landon I know exactly what you mean 😂
The Office -Season 4
"Estimated time 12 minutes.
..
So it should take about 5 or 7 minutes.
"
@@cb9023 🤣🤣🤣🤣
But in the words of Dwight Schrute; “PowerPoint is boring”
"Oh...uh...yeah, we're going to a peach farm..." 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 We all know what that emoji means by now!
@@MissLeopard28 Yes we do. 😂😂😂
@@MissLeopard28 What do peaches mean?
thsu8 think of what it looks like that isn’t a peach
@@thsu8 butt
When you tell the priest that WAP stands for worship and prayer and the priest actually plays it
Детерминизм это Свобода 🤙 🤙 🤙 🤙
@@HopeXiClassicalPiano idts
I was really hoping Spotify would open to WAP. 😂 Guess it wasn't released at the time this was uploaded tho...
@@HopeXiClassicalPiano well if it did the pastor would quickly find that he had been lied to lol
I almost got choked up laughing.
Youth Pastor needs to get born again. :P
and I just happen to be reading chuck colson's born again
Детерминизм это Свобода 🤙 🤙 🤙 🤙 🤙 🤙
Coreen needs to look up the word "naive"
@@arcticmongoose8400
**(of a person or action) showing a lack of experience, wisdom, or judgement.
**(of a person) natural and unaffected; innocent.
yeah, because it's impossible for "born again" people to sin.
and cue the home schooler "What is Tinder?" XD
🤣🤣🤣 Oh, Lord...
Offended lol
I toatally would be offended buuuut its true, I did wonder soooo
I’m homeschooled. I know what tinder is, I don’t think it’s a good idea though...
Wait, I know that app! I am pretty sure us homeschoolers call it *THE DEVIL’S APP.*
When the lies become way more problematic than just admitting to something embarrassing.
😂😂😂😂
Seriously. Just own it.
The point was delivered well. Some folks do act this way because the exposure came to light. The truth will set you free. I do enjoy his video because he keeps it real all levels of issues and topics. I know of some folks who are in a position of leadership(s) and 50 shades of grey come short. In a nutshell folks do sin like the blue light special at Wal-Mart and believe no one will find out. Little do this folks know is one hand you have the devil and on the other hand is God. Fighting for the soul(s). When the Sinner repents all hands are off the Sinner. MC Hammer said it well Can't Touch This. And winner takes all the glory. Thank you Jesus for your Mercy.
@@jsharp1701 How can he own it being his home page or whatever you call it? Now the truth is men like looking at women. Some 90 yr old man in the nursing home is checking out the nurses who are young enough to be his granddaughters. It's the way it is with the male mind. With this said the internet has taken what is natural for a man and given them a buffet to look at. It is not healthy.
Honestly if anything, it's just showing just how much private s*** is on our devices
Having full access to a person’s phone will tell you more about that person than anything else in the world
That’s probably where “Church phrases for getting fired” comes in handy!😂
Cricket Hopper oh such as?? *interested*
"Is that Kate Upton?"
"Ooookkkkkkk..."
"IT'S A REMINDER THAT WE'RE ALL A CHILD OF GOD!!!"
Oh, good point, I should do that too 😂
Christian and a RWBY fan? Nice!
@@buikejesus yes thanks! Are you the same?
@@True-Awkwardness Yeah, lol!
@@buikejesus yessssssss high five
@@True-Awkwardness [High Five]!🤚😅
The exposed HDMI cord is the ultimate Church green room special.
Pastor Landon that cord is to connect the TV to the outlet how else is the TV supposed to turn on. If you are talking about how they connected the phone to the TV, you don't need a cord, you can do it wirelessly
Watch my vid: Sad! By XXXTENTACION ur a bot
The HDMI is the Apple TV the phone is projecting to.
Yayyy im the 1000 like
Way to highlight the immaturity at best, hypocrisy at worst, of many young youth pastors🤣🤦🏼♀️
I would hope most youth pastors aren’t like this. I know one and she certainly isn’t like this.
But for multiple reasons, I would hope this level of hypocrisy isn’t being used.
@@aroyalgirl1106 I have only come across a few youth preachers who are Catholic and none seem even remotely like this. Can't say for protestants as they are so varied. But I hope that it's not to bad.
I can't even find youth pastors in the Bible.
@@geraldritchey6382 That's because in the ancient world people became men and women at 14 - 15 years old. The industrial revolution and the modern world literally changed that dynamic pretty much forever.
It has nothing to do with age. Faith Honesty and commitment can’t be bought. Volunteers keep program and leadership in check. Be involved and check in with all church staff they all have struggles to. Don’t just blame them for not being perfect.
This happened to my youth pastor, he was putting a video on and someone was texting him and the whole youth group saw it 😂
What did it say?
@@JadeWells2908I don’t remember 😭 that was three years ago 💀
Bible app in "apps I don't use"! Lol
In all fairness I don't use mine either. I'm one of those physical book kinda people for some reason. Not that I study the physical copy as much as I should either...
@@10Raccoon I like to use mine for devotionals and daily scripture. Nothing like my actual Bible book tho. 😏
This is obviously a comedy skit
@@pre-jordanbasketballfan7429 true, John is a Comedian. 😏
@@pre-jordanbasketballfan7429 this is obviously true about most mere believers in churchianity.
How i feel when my bible study friends peek over at my phone lol
lol same tho.. Im always like dont look at meeeeee
I knew that I whould find another undertale fan
@@smithy1578 undertale is shit
Check your heart ❤
Hahaha!
In all seriousness though, I'm a network technician at a school and this is why we always strongly advise against any school staff using a screen share to a TV or projector; in addition to the goofy and embarrassing moments, it can be a major security risk. We once had a teacher who claimed that "nothing could go wrong" and then accidentally put a kid's IEP in front of the whole class.
I'm a graduate TA, and this is why I always use the computer in the classroom instead of screen sharing on my own computer, even though that is an option for me.
Pretty sad how, in this case, art actually mimicked real life.
The author Dostoyevsky warned us about that
right
Explain
@@deesott5123 He was accused and admitted to being guilty of abusing his power to sexually exploit multiple young women
We’re gonna “harvest” some peaches.
🤣🤣🤣
Check your heart, my man.
I can't keep up with all the euphemisms
🍑
@@qwertyuiop-cy5en 😬
Man of God, give me your phone 🙄🤦🏾♀️
And then we gon need to pray for you😂😂
Ain't so much of a man of God
Sound Tech : Elder um, what is this on your laptop 🤣😂
Me: Something you don't need to project onto the jumbotron, let me see it. Kills Apps & Pulls up sermon notes.
"**Nicki Minaj** mmmmmmkay I think we're done here" hahaha
That’s an exaggerated but truthful reason why I no longer go to a charismatic “non-denomination” church
Same
Same
"Apps I don't use" - hahahahahahah
John Chapter 3 is my favorite verse, too
🤣🤣🤣😊🤣
Parabellum
Bahaha
Yes
Lol. Don’t you love when the pastor goes “we’re gonna read out of a *a chapter* today” and he takes about 5 min to get to the verse IF he ever tells us at all.
I sit there frustrated like “imma forget the book and chapter if you don’t tell me the verse bro!”
🤷🏼♀️*frustrating.*
I jest, mostly, but this happens every week.
Sounds like me trying to make excuses when my parents look through my phone 😂
In light of recent events, this video takes on a new meaning.
Really too bad
What events??
Rachel Riley look up John crist on the news
@@rileyra2009 has being accused of sexual assault.
Yep. It is almost as if he was reverse signalling,
I feel like its more of a time of Prayer 🙏🏾 like you can just close your eyes 😂😂
Harvest peaches?😳😳😆
Peaches and eggplants.
@@robhulson check your heart 😂
What was the emoji before the peach? Couldn't see
@@MrMowky the thinking emoji
MrMowky Looks like it might have been beer, like this: 🍻🍻🍻🍑🍑🍑
Its hard not to laugh at this as a Christian...
That’s what im saying. All fall short of the Glory of God.
“We are going to harvest peaches”😂
Things non-church goers wouldn't understand
I understand and I'm not a church goer
Yeah it's not like we speak Klingon or something lol
TRUE! I'm not understanding :-\
This person means that you have probably not been a situation like this and cant understand the feeling of actually being in this situation.
@@BAKER22-l4u well none of you other people seemed to actually get what the original commenter was trying to say.
Well that's embarrassing. And that ladies and gentlemen is why you don't do screenshare.
True that 🤣🤣🤣
When I was in youth group there was no such thing. 😱🤣🤣
How sad. No. That, ladies and gentleman is why you need to teach your own kids the Bible and not outsource it to the youth minister (from someone whose youth minister was sleeping with the just-turned-18yos 😭)
@@mycupoverflows7811 I bet you are a joy at parties. Lighten up a bit.
Guard you heart with all diligence for out of it(and your cell phone) flows life's issues.....
A mockery of sorts,but whats done in the dark will be shined upon. (Paraphrases mine)
He forgot about airplane mode 😂
It's kinda ironic that this video was suggested to me today lol this didn't age well at all 😂
Jonathan Niswonger I just thought it was funny he was still pretending to be Christian at all.
Agree. For 2020, final image of Nicki Minaj should be replaced with Carli B.
@@proactivex pretending to be a christian? What he did was terrible but God extends grace to all sinners. God doesn't want us to live in our sins shame. Love others how God loved us. Romans 5:8
@@vinnieguiffrida9729 ok, in your world with unlimited sin forgivenesses, and no standards for behavior. How would you know if you have a grifter in your midst whose sole purpose is to make an easy living off the "easily led" or get access to their children or some other nefarious plan?Its grifter heaven.
@@proactivex wow. Starting an argument with somebody who was just trying to help you extend grace and forgiveness to people who don't even know.
The Nicki Minaj had me cracking up!🤣🤣🤣🤣
I read 25% of the title but saw it was a John Crist skit so I automatically clicked!
Zachary Siple should check out the Holy Word referenced here too! The Lord is real
That person that keeps coming at him 😂. “You don’t even have a subscription” 😂
This is kind of awkward now 😬
Grenade Away 😂 I was thinking the same thing!!!! 😂 😂
Why??? What am I missing ?
@Christie Jensen why?
@Christie Jensen I googled his name and I have to say: What that's it? Really? That's a weak ass scandal. I guarantee you most of his followers who got upset by this voted for Trump. You want a real scandal? That guy's got them coming out of first his campaign and then his administration pretty much on a weekly basis. And before he was even considering running for President he had them too.
@@jackskellingtonsora why did you have to bring politics into this 😭 I do NOT like Trump, and I am way in the left, but seriously?? Come on. Politics isn't everything!
Well, makes me feel better about having Chris Evans's Captain America as a background. Cap believes in Jesus😆
Just not Chris evans
@@SPEAR05 Yeah, no kidding. It's a shame.
@@ZachFrost yep.
My fave line of his is the one where he says about God, "I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that!" to Loki:)
Andrea Moseley he actually said it to Black Widow GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT 🤣
Guy: "Check the apps I don't use"
*Checks the apps I don't use section*
John: "I was just on it recently"
*Needs to sign in*
Lol 😂😂
Kristine Dreyer more like, "needs to create an account"
“If you guys could just your eyes” lol 😂😂
I hope this guy makes a comeback, somehow. He’s a comedian - not a church pastor.
Here before all the comments are quotes from the vid with emojis after them
Well, thank goodness you provided a deep and meaningful post of you own in lieu of those. :p
@@marcw6875 And thank goodness you graced us with an error-free retort, ahem.
(JK, I loved your comment!😆)
Art imitating life...
me: creating "Apps I don't use" folder right now.
All the dislikes on this video are the youth pastors who this has happened to lol
I love how the Frat bro's name is Chad and how he doesn't even have the name of the girl from the bar...😂 The Tinder part is also gold!
The beard on that youth kid...
One of the most under rated comments here
acvieluf 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
That’s DJ Mykael V!!! GOD ALWAYS
Opens Spotify: Nicky Minaj
0ooooh man ?...
Pastor : you know what ? We’re done here 😂😂😂😂😂
The really funny part is that RUclips put this in my recommendations on a Sunday at 10:00 and I have not been to church in year in a few months lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Okay, John Crist, you are now totally responsible for my getting hurt while falling off the computer chair laughing uncontrollably😁🤣~Will send you my Med Bills🤕:)
“You don’t even have a subscription “ 🤭😹
"We're gonna harvest peaches" Oh my goodness... lol
This video went from funny comedy to cruel irony.
Why I had to drop my frat bros from my life after getting saved --> exhibit A
Very true. I think it's inappropriate for him to be making a joke out of this kind of rude and unbiblical sexual conduct/speech. The peach emoji joke was a big turn-off for me and I don't think that kind of suggestive content has any place within Christian comedy.
@@annier844 Are you guys serious??? It's a joke!
That peach emoji/fire....😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀...might take a few moments to set in.
@Kyril J People sometimes use the peach emoji to emphasize the size of a woman's butt.
I always reach the highest level of anxiety possible when I have to screen share
Do it, if anything embarrassing shows up just pretend its not yours.
“I don’t think anyone is musically inclined but you can just pull up Spotify or something”😂😂😂😂
His videos always make my day! 👏😅
"What's Tinder?
OMG, I can't breath cos I'm laughing so hard!!!
That was hilarious
This is one of my favorite videos of his!!!! I’m crying laughing!!! Thank you John!
“What’s tinder”
😂😂
As a person who goes to youth group this is pretty accurate😂
Even if I didn't have anything sus, I'd still get major anxiety if I had to do that!
This skit didn't age well.
Yours Truly, Chris y’all thought this guy was clean ?! Lol.
I was wondering if someone was going to say something. Lol
What happened??
@Jo Waits who runs the RUclips channel?
@Jo Waits who?
“I just used it too much” 😂😂😂
I saw you at winter jam Ohio in Columbus last year your my favorite
I saw him there too that year :DD
What’s extremely sad and angering is if this actually happens! This is one of the main issues in today’s church, is Christian’s lack of purity and more so their lack of conviction to try to be pure. You can’t see God if you are not pure!
I couldn't agree more. The Bible has sooo many verses on living a life of constant worship (our way of life) to God. More and more people want the easy way to heaven, which God says that, that way is straight and narrow, so not a quick and simple process, mixed with worldly crap.
Lol the sad thing is this is actually true for a lot of “pastors” do not be deceived there are wolves among sheep dearly beloved
i know this is a joke, but as a youth pastor it’s really sad to see that this is the stereotype and how people see youth pastors... not all of us are like that!! i promise!!
I pinky swear😉
Some.
Your promise is true.
AMEN🙏
So you do use tinder?
anybody else finding these skits incredibly ironic now?
This sketch is so disturbing considering these allegations made against him. Lord have mercy ☦️🔥
The sexual harassment charges against him aren’t. If you’re struggling with perversion why would you mock being a pervert.... and a pastor at that. It’s not funny.
Fifi Caleb amen!
Fifi Caleb it depends what kind of comedy. Not all Christian comedy is bad.
@@mannss42884 it's very strange how people guilty of something tend to get judgmental about that very behavior in others or mock those that struggle with it.
Like Jimmy Swaggart was very judgmental about sexual sin while steeped in it himself. Many 80s televangelists were.
As crazy as it sounded when I first read it, the bible was right when it said that when you judge others you are guilty of doing the same thing.
Man just wasn't meant to be in the spotlight getting all kinds of glory and fame.
Storm Rising at our core we are hypocrites, may the Lord have mercy on him
Guess these texts were real since that scandal broke
Googles.... Oh. I hope he has the right people in his life to support him as he heals & recovers & hopefully the women involved receive the genuine support they need too.
LOL, the youth pastor acts like a teenager with the teenagers. 🤣🤣🤣
Actually most teens want someone they can relate to, not some stuffed shirt!
@@monikag1323 I wouldn't know. I was never in a youth group, sadly.
I thought he was a bible group member
OMG!!! I cringed through this, felt embarrassed for pastor John.
This isn't real, he is a comedian.
@@JR-mo8os Yea I know that, it was funny
Art imitates life though - or vica versa.
I'm a youth pastor and this'll never happen to me. I don't have a smartphone, and my college buddies don't talk to me :P
Is it weird that I'm Jewish and love these videos?
This did not age well, John.
Why? What happened??
skpicky yeeeeaaaahhhhh....
fly away ehhhh, sexual allegations
Kenneth Johnson wait when?
he got accused of sexting women. Not that its necessarily ok, but if he weren't a christian comedian it wouldn't have even been a story.
Tip: Always put phone on Airplane mode before screenshare
2:08 “ Oh my Amber from the Bar” 🏃🏿♂️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me too! I can’t love these skits enough. Anyone who has ever experienced the “full immersion “ of evangelical Christian church can’t stop watching. And now that I live in mega church land in Texas, it’s especially funny.
If you wanna know someone's heart and mind just check there cell... It, like your mind and heart should be clean as a whistle. As Believers, we should always be above reproach.
I remember seeing your show you are so funny and amazing I love you
So... this hasn't aged well.
We still love you John.
What happened?
“You should check your heart with a stethoscope.”
The skit was too convincing to believe it was a skit indeed.
In church with no relationship with Jesus! 😂
What a time to have my last name. 😂 🍑
🤣
Julia Peach very serious question, are you from Georgia? Lol
Brandon Hayduke nope! Jewish from 🇮🇱. Last name was translated to English
Don’t marry royalty or you’ll become princess peach
Do a video on Church Security!!
In the south it's called 'concealed carry'.
Sad but true, too many “pastors” not living up to the word they preach.
Hmmmm.... After the allegations, makes me wonder if this video actually wasn't staged....🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Seventhes it was 😂😂
Yeah, I was honestly very turned off by this video. It had the potential to be very funny and relatable, but when the peach emojis popped up I was very taken back. Definitely not appropriate for Christian comedy. Very disrespectful.
Duh! He’s a comedian, right?
@@GospelGirl1Cor15 I was referring to the allegations against him
"We're going to a peach farm" 😂😂😂
I was talking to my youth pastor about revelation and he said he’s never read it all the way through...
Yikes!
@@izzyjimenez6951 yikes indeed
Girl run from that church.
see?? this wouldn't happen if you have Android ;)
So true
Nobody would text him in the first place if he had an android
Harry Thompson 😂😂👍android sucks
@@JadenDecker I personally think Android is way better, people try to pull the "but the camera is better" card on me, but I barely ever take photos, and everything else has never messed up
@@PikaDogg Exactly! My mother even said my android is better at taking photos than her own iPhone. I dont get why ppl think that android phone cameras suck. ;-;