Maybe kids wouldn't fail all the time if highschool didnt have a combined amount of 7 hours a night of homework. College classes were so much easier because we had a schedule and less time in class. So when we had 3 or 4 hours a day of homework less than what we had in high school it's a blessing.
I can sadly attest to his reference to not grading children's work with a red pen. I'll never forget the first time I was told that. In my opinion red pens get the point across and are easier to see. Kids also need to be able to develop a thick skin to survive in the world, which isn't going to happen if they aren't allowed to make and pay for mistakes.
Denini Williams orange is the first color the eye catches, red is the second. Not sure if this is true but it’s what my Trap coach told me. Use orange ink and find the loopholes
I had a teacher switch from red pen to green pen for grading back in the late 90's because she thought it was less harsh and would help us perform better. I am a perfectly well rounded adult who can handle stress and failure.
This teacher who doesn’t even really believe in grades and grades in green pen has the highest AP scores in our state and was my favorite teacher of all time. I don’t think it’s the color of the ink that makes the difference but the quality of the teacher
Cole Haaf yes, but that isn’t funny so won’t make money and doesn’t blame the victims, you know, the two things organize religion is about money and blaming the victims.
This is so true though, I remember back in 5th grade we had a science fair and everybody at the end of the day got a participation ribbon and it honestly felt like a slap to the face after all my hard work cause the people who got 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 5th place all obviously had their parents make their projects.
I totally remember wetting the trampoline....was super fun!!! Enjoyed playing crack the egg on it too...not literally an egg but we would sit Indian style and held our feet tight and people would jump and if we cracked, then that was it...boy was that fun though!!
@@maddawg_ erhm. Sure. I guess liking Bill Burr or Dave Chappell, Tom Segura or George Carlin has made me immune to what true comedy must look like. Because imo, this isn't it.
I saw him at winter jam and I looked away for like 5 seconds and all of the sudden lion king music started and I literally jumped it scared me but he was hilarious 😂😂😂
Ohhhhhh.... you are seriously killin this!!! I grew up.. no seatbelts even in the backseat of my parents car... and helmets on trampolines.. helmets at all... oh.. how did you learn to swim???? If you were like me.. a family member threw me off the dock up north at the lake!! Same as riding bike... top of hill.. little push... peddle or.... Fall!!!!
At a school I work at we used ‘Think Pink’ and use pink highlighter to show kids the sections that they need to double check....Then they got rid of ‘Think Pink’ and use only green pens to give kids multiple choice options on how to correct sections of their work.
So glad this popped up tonight, needed a laugh! When I was a kid my parents had a trampoline for us in the backyard that had a hole in the middle of it, not a big hole, but enough for a foot to go through if you weren’t watching. One day my friend and I were jumping around, at the same time, which shows are brilliant young minds at work, we hit each other, she went through the hole, and I flew off. I broke my collarbone in half, and got in trouble for not paying attention and having to miss softball to go to the hospital! Kids today are ridiculous, and often entitled. My teacher friend had a 13 yr old tell her that if she didn’t give the chips back she took from him because he wasn’t supposed to be eating in class that he’d have her fired. The parents actually took the kid’s side! We give every kid a trophy and wonder why they flip when they fail at something when they are older. Love your comedy, I sound like an old crank for 36 lol!
i’m 16 rn but when was younger I had a trampoline at my house and me and my older brother would move it under the tree in the yard and he tied a rope to the tree and we would jump from the tree, no net around the trampoline. miss those times. even when it wasn’t under the tree we would fall off the trampoline and then laugh it off
We used to sneak over to the neighbor's (only had his kids weekends) and would rollerskate on it. Pretty sure that would require papers drawn up by a lawyer now, over 30 years later. Lol.
When I was in kindergarten I was in a Christian basketball league (which I'm still in, I'm in sixth grade) we "didn't keep score." My coach always kept score and told us. If we lost he told us we lost and what we needed to work on.
My son called the red pencil the "Condemning Pencil" and he was homeschooled. During the Obama years I had to give them a promissory note for their 100% test scores, I couldn't afford all the yellow stars.
I was jumping on my trampoline and did a front flip off of it and dislocated my toe.. and got back on started jumping and felt my foot pop... boom dislocation fixed!
Although I'm late finding you I'm so glad I did. I never knew about the red pen thing until now! No wonder I bypassed all the low scores and correction notes on my sons work until he was old enough to realize how much his grades matter. I swear I thought the check marks were just to confirm he did the work cause the color ink is black or blue. Red means "red flag your kid is failing!"
Haha, I broke my ankle on a trampoline. I walked home thinking it was just a sprain. I couldn't stand the next day. Mom was all mad that I didn't tell her what happened the night before. Instead of going to work, she had to take me to the ER who confirmed the break.
When I was younger I would get my siblings and some friends and put soap on the trampoline and spray water all over it. Probably wasn’t a good idea seeing as the soap got in everyone’s eyes but we just kept sliding😂
My son celebrated graduating high school by going on the trampoline and picked up his certificate a week later on crutches. The men of my church suggested next time put it next to a pool.
My mom told me about her and her friend when they were 10 getting two garbage bags and going to the roof of her friends Ranch House (1 story) and trying to parachute off.. My mom got scared and didnt do it but her friend went for it and winded up with pins in her ankle that was fractured in 3 places.. She landed on grass but still... Of course this was a time before home video games!!
My siblings and I throw the hose on the trampoline and then see who can do the most flips in a row while being sprayed without sliding on the wet surface! So much fun! 😄😄
My history teacher has told people in my class that, "this is the reason why you will die alone," and, "you wonder why no woman will ever love you." Honest to god if these children can't handle red pen, how will they handle... Life.
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"We skipped a letter to make sure kids knew they were failures"😂
Tacoboutit I died 😂😂
Just0.0Jess 😙😙😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍💕💕💕😎🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈😴😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴🙈🙈😃
Homeschooled and got an F with an exclamation point. 😂😂
@@BELLA-mf6hb lol
😂😂😂😂
I love it when he laughs at his own jokes.
Same 😂
Yessss!
Way better than when Jimmy Fallon does it.
😂😂
you need your own netflix special im dying of laughter
Carolyn Rubido Yassss
Yesssss!!!!!
Yessss
Carolyn Rubido I
Netflix would never give him one. He’s Christian and conservative
red pens banned? i can write F in purple, green, sparkle blue... take your pick!
Lori Larson hahaha
Noooo 😭😭😂😂😂 I'm dead
Lori Larson hahaaaaaahaha!!!! As a teacher, i completely agree with you!!!
I know I'm a year late but do you have sparkly orange id like that one
Maybe kids wouldn't fail all the time if highschool didnt have a combined amount of 7 hours a night of homework. College classes were so much easier because we had a schedule and less time in class. So when we had 3 or 4 hours a day of homework less than what we had in high school it's a blessing.
I can sadly attest to his reference to not grading children's work with a red pen. I'll never forget the first time I was told that. In my opinion red pens get the point across and are easier to see. Kids also need to be able to develop a thick skin to survive in the world, which isn't going to happen if they aren't allowed to make and pay for mistakes.
Denini Williams orange is the first color the eye catches, red is the second. Not sure if this is true but it’s what my Trap coach told me. Use orange ink and find the loopholes
They still use pink pens and orange pens...?
I had a teacher switch from red pen to green pen for grading back in the late 90's because she thought it was less harsh and would help us perform better. I am a perfectly well rounded adult who can handle stress and failure.
Jesus paid for your mistakes and the mistakes of children, don’t worry.
This teacher who doesn’t even really believe in grades and grades in green pen has the highest AP scores in our state and was my favorite teacher of all time. I don’t think it’s the color of the ink that makes the difference but the quality of the teacher
"tried to get the neighborhood fat kid to jump off the roof and bounce us into to neighbor's pool"
i never laughed so hard in my life😂😂😂😂
its not funny to make fun of obese people
@@collegesportsnetwork9564 I really hope you're joking.
I am literally ROTFL
College Sports Network it’s fucking hilarious
Not gonna lie, I've done this
"And you wonder why we have grown men walking around in skinny jeans".
Yes!!! 🤣👍
I actually wondered why
And you KNOW there was one in the audience when he said that 😳😂
this world embarrasses me....
i was shocked, my mom says he is only funny and Christian because he's always on the edge, well serves her point
Jesus ain't taking that wheel😂😂😂
Skyler Reid it was good and full of culture loved it
That's my bumper sticker 😂😂
Problem is Jesus can’t drive
He's taking your bike in the 6th grade
Isn't this commentary more on parents and the people who put the rules in place. Kids love to keep score and jump of diving boards.
Cole Haaf yes, but that isn’t funny so won’t make money and doesn’t blame the victims, you know, the two things organize religion is about money and blaming the victims.
Agreed til ur last part. Damn dude u were on a roll
Yes it is.
lol same with the red pens and participation trophies like what? everyone knows they're bs 😂
My husband (graduated in '86) got and F+ once??? We are still laughing at that one. In red of course!
Andrea Moseley hey at least it wasn't an F-
The grading scale now is F D- D D+ C- C C+ B- B B+ A- A. No F- F+ nor A+
@@robdog4062 many for our school, at mine we still have A+, I don’t know about F+ though
@@robdog4062 for me it’s just numbers
" 'God's just really testing me.' 'No that's gravity....' "
everything was so true, we honestly need to get rid of participation trophies
Veni Vidi Amavi should that also apply for the people running marathons?
Kids don't give two craps about those things, it's the parents who want them. The same parents who get a medal for coming in 237th place in the 10K.
This is so true though, I remember back in 5th grade we had a science fair and everybody at the end of the day got a participation ribbon and it honestly felt like a slap to the face after all my hard work cause the people who got 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 5th place all obviously had their parents make their projects.
I never heard of that what ?
I don't have kids I'm actually happy
Tbh participation slips make you feel worse
One like= One signed petition for his own Netflix TV show!!😂
That's not God testing you, that's gravity! LOL :D
We used to pull our trampoline under a tree and jump off the limbs onto the trampoline, and wet the trampoline and see who'd go sliding the farthest 😂
That sounds fun
Cathi Beeson sounds like my childhood
Ray and B It _was_ fun (this is Cathi Beeson on her other channel) 😊
Lisa Fuller trampoline over to the pool and jump from the tree to the trampoline into the pool so we're all still alive
I totally remember wetting the trampoline....was super fun!!! Enjoyed playing crack the egg on it too...not literally an egg but we would sit Indian style and held our feet tight and people would jump and if we cracked, then that was it...boy was that fun though!!
Comedians know how to verbalize what we've already visualized as ridiculous and that's why we burst out laughing.
*WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE VIEWS*
Because it's not funny.
@@richelleeasley6492 no u
@@maddawg_ erhm. Sure. I guess liking Bill Burr or Dave Chappell, Tom Segura or George Carlin has made me immune to what true comedy must look like. Because imo, this isn't it.
1.4 million
When I was in high school, you needed to make a 95% or higher to get an A.
Two years after I graduated they changed to 90% and above for an A...
I still have to get a 95
its an 85 for honors classes now
Wtf? All my classes are honors and I still need to make 90%
Is that like a five point grading scale... what is a B
@@ashlinday4469 It was a 10 point scale for every grade except A
"God's just really testing me."
"Like, nah that's gravity."
😂😂😂😂😂
It's called humor. He is joking. Oy.
fancimcguffin it would have been funny if you said Jesus at the end
If we tell kids that they are already a winner along with everyone else, when they grow up they won’t try because they always expect to win.
even jesus ain’t taking that wheel😂😂😂😍
I love this guy he literally sounds Ned Flanders 😂
"Jesus might not take the wheel, but Jesús might take your wheel and rims " - LOL I lost it
Lol
Jesús would definitely do that
racist
@@MyName123. Very. This is Christian.
Super racist man, he isn’t funny either
I love that you laugh at your own jokes.
I saw him at winter jam and I looked away for like 5 seconds and all of the sudden lion king music started and I literally jumped it scared me but he was hilarious 😂😂😂
Lucky
Yesss
SKIPPED A LETTER ! Thank you greatest generation!
I've never agreed more! 💯💯💯💯
Jordan Parker hey put that red pen down
Ohhhhhh.... you are seriously killin this!!! I grew up.. no seatbelts even in the backseat of my parents car... and helmets on trampolines.. helmets at all... oh.. how did you learn to swim???? If you were like me.. a family member threw me off the dock up north at the lake!! Same as riding bike... top of hill.. little push... peddle or.... Fall!!!!
It's the best when he laughs at his own jokes. 🤣 it makes it 100X funnier.
Our old trampoline had no nets, springs popped off at random times, and most likely 1/8th of the whole thing had no springs so it was like a slide.
"I saw two kids bouncing on s trampoline with helmets on"
Literally my mom
I love you and tim hawkins!!!!!!!
At a school I work at we used ‘Think Pink’ and use pink highlighter to show kids the sections that they need to double check....Then they got rid of ‘Think Pink’ and use only green pens to give kids multiple choice options on how to correct sections of their work.
So glad this popped up tonight, needed a laugh! When I was a kid my parents had a trampoline for us in the backyard that had a hole in the middle of it, not a big hole, but enough for a foot to go through if you weren’t watching. One day my friend and I were jumping around, at the same time, which shows are brilliant young minds at work, we hit each other, she went through the hole, and I flew off. I broke my collarbone in half, and got in trouble for not paying attention and having to miss softball to go to the hospital! Kids today are ridiculous, and often entitled. My teacher friend had a 13 yr old tell her that if she didn’t give the chips back she took from him because he wasn’t supposed to be eating in class that he’d have her fired. The parents actually took the kid’s side! We give every kid a trophy and wonder why they flip when they fail at something when they are older. Love your comedy, I sound like an old crank for 36 lol!
Someone beat me to the apostrophe burn. Dang! John, as your former teacher, I give you a F with an ! for bad grammar. Fix it, dude.
w8 no joke, u his teacher?
singactteach I give you an F for not spelling out exclamation point. Lol. Jk jk
singactteach he was homeschooled
His laugh gives me life
"I've been waiting a year to tell that joke!" LOL
i’m 16 rn but when was younger I had a trampoline at my house and me and my older brother would move it under the tree in the yard and he tied a rope to the tree and we would jump from the tree, no net around the trampoline. miss those times. even when it wasn’t under the tree we would fall off the trampoline and then laugh it off
We used to sneak over to the neighbor's (only had his kids weekends) and would rollerskate on it. Pretty sure that would require papers drawn up by a lawyer now, over 30 years later. Lol.
In my school district we skip two letters. A B C FAIL
Yes John Crist you make my whole family laugh. Like honestly hilarious everything
0:58 We still use that grading system! XD
My mom is dying over here! Lol 🤣🤣
Wow!!! The color red... i remember when a lady told me not to decorate my daughters nursery because red makes babies ANGRY!!! Lol... oh my!!!
Your hilarious keep rocking Brother👍Love your jokes and yr videos
When I was in kindergarten I was in a Christian basketball league (which I'm still in, I'm in sixth grade) we "didn't keep score." My coach always kept score and told us. If we lost he told us we lost and what we needed to work on.
Great routine- thanks John!
My son called the red pencil the "Condemning Pencil" and he was homeschooled. During the Obama years I had to give them a promissory note for their 100% test scores, I couldn't afford all the yellow stars.
We need more of this in 2020
I was jumping on my trampoline and did a front flip off of it and dislocated my toe.. and got back on started jumping and felt my foot pop... boom dislocation fixed!
Hilarious -you’ve hit the nail on the head.
Great job. I love this guy.
2:45 meanwhile in 2021 we see that he owns skinny jeans in his video what to wear to church 🤣🤣
Gotta start weeding these kids out😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂oof
I like John as well as Tim Hawkins
a few kids taught themselves gymnastics on our trampoline. it was awesome
Although I'm late finding you I'm so glad I did.
I never knew about the red pen thing until now! No wonder I bypassed all the low scores and correction notes on my sons work until he was old enough to realize how much his grades matter.
I swear I thought the check marks were just to confirm he did the work cause the color ink is black or blue. Red means "red flag your kid is failing!"
My school district had a tougher grading scale than the rest of the county. An A was only 95 and up
Funny how the Rams actually made it to the Super Bowl...and failed to beat the Patriots.
hey 2018 here, the rams r pretty damn good lol. not so much in 2015 tho
I heard “We don’t keep score. All these kids are wheeners”
Oldie but goodie!
3:03 His face there 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Haha this is awesome👏
I love this video!!😄
Annnnd you rocked some skinny jeans tonight. 😂
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying and gasping for air !
So he can play 4 the Rams!
Yessssss!!
"Kids need to learn." Kids need to learn not to use apostrophes in video titles unless necessary. :)
This guy is a scream!!!
Lol! We jumped off the roof onto the trampoline to land on mattresses we laid on the ground! Lol sweet, sweet concussion-I mean memories 😂
That Rams joke omfg 🤣
Netting around a trampoline didn't stop me from landing badly and breaking my ankle lmao 😂
You need your own tv series
I played on a trampoline with holes in it and springs everywhere XD
Haha, I broke my ankle on a trampoline. I walked home thinking it was just a sprain. I couldn't stand the next day. Mom was all mad that I didn't tell her what happened the night before. Instead of going to work, she had to take me to the ER who confirmed the break.
LAWD. Who is this person. I haven’t laughed this hard in mucho long
When I was younger I would get my siblings and some friends and put soap on the trampoline and spray water all over it. Probably wasn’t a good idea seeing as the soap got in everyone’s eyes but we just kept sliding😂
OH YEAH!! Dish detergent was the best! Lol
He is too funny!!!
I love you John you're real and I love trampolines :-P
Hilarious!
My son celebrated graduating high school by going on the trampoline and picked up his certificate a week later on crutches. The men of my church suggested next time put it next to a pool.
Sad to say I'm old school and the latter is exactly how our trampoline is although I did put a helmet on my toddler his first time 😅
You need to be on America’s got Talent
It 2am and I have school but this is more important 😔👌
When are you coming back to St Louis!?
It’s funny, cause in my school district, it goes A, B, C...F!!! We’ve skipped TWO NOW
Me, a kid these days: *laughter*
This dude is classic!
My mom told me about her and her friend when they were 10 getting two garbage bags and going to the roof of her friends Ranch House (1 story) and trying to parachute off.. My mom got scared and didnt do it but her friend went for it and winded up with pins in her ankle that was fractured in 3 places.. She landed on grass but still... Of course this was a time before home video games!!
😂 I think that you need to do a Chruch show a some point!!!!
I’d love it if he was on Netflix
this reminds me to trust my sister and let her learn from her mistakes
My siblings and I throw the hose on the trampoline and then see who can do the most flips in a row while being sprayed without sliding on the wet surface! So much fun! 😄😄
I'm dead...I'm just dead that was so funny!!!!!
My history teacher has told people in my class that, "this is the reason why you will die alone," and, "you wonder why no woman will ever love you." Honest to god if these children can't handle red pen, how will they handle... Life.
🤣 jumping on the trampoline with helmets on omg 😆
...about kids? He's gat that right!
This is funnier in light of the most recent Super Bowl w rams vs patriots... LOL
Watching the day after the Superbowl were the rams lost! Hahaha