There Are Some Problems With Not Being Bilingual. Josh Blue - Full Special
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- Опубликовано: 15 апр 2022
- There are some problems with not being bilingual and Josh Blue has experienced them first hand with his children speaking Japanese. In his return to the Dry Bar Comedy stage for his second Dry Bar Comedy special Josh blue covers everything from not being bilingual to the disabled minority. Whether you're someone who is bilingual or you're just someone who needs a good laugh, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Josh Blue is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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This guy is easily one of the funniest comedians ever.
His artistry is consistent. Fresh jokes that keeps coming fast.
I agree. I've been watching him for a while and he just keeps getting better too.
Yes. I agree
...and impeccable timing.
@@dzd2371 yes he does, hes funny no mAtter whAt but writing u cAn tell hAs gotten better ..esp After tourin w Ron White ..🤘🏻😎🤩🤘🏻
I like that he is clean and still funny
"Have you ever got divorced and realized all you needed was a sandwich?" I'm still crying from laughing so hard over that one.
Oopsie, I was just hungy!" 😂
Instanltly searched for comments on this joke. Its a perfect joke. Its real, relatable, sad and funny. Thank you Josh.
Mine was when his sisters gave him sh*t about not having his period yet… LOL
I don't find it too funny because I could still be married if that is a thing.... 😅😂
@@QueenD75172: You need to read between the lines of what that joke was saying. Don't be a drama queen. And yes, marriage is still a thing.
I just love how he laughs at his own jokes. He's so wholesome. Love him❤️❤️❤️
I like that too lol
Josh is absolutely hilarious!!! “My Dad spoke 13 languages but never learned how to communicate with my mom,… just couldn’t speak Jackie.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂I peed myself on that one!!!
"It's a very tonal language."
There is no logic in that language. I speak 3 languages fluently, but struggle with womanese
He’s a comedy treasure!!
High end material, and perfect delivery!!
This guy rocks! As a disabled person I absolutely died laughing because it's all true.
he is amazing isn't he, so funny. "Some of you know who i am, and some of you think a homeless guy got in here."
Exactly!!
@Jason Walen so funny!
He's correct. I was finally diagnosed 2 years ago after 4 years of guessing games. Now I'm a Full Member. 🤣🤣
I tried the sad route: crying. All it did was my eyes leaked, my nose runs and I'm in pain. But you need lots of tissues. Got too expensive.
So i just laugh at what I'm experiencing. Just pain.
Wow! 1 of 3 only! Bonus. 😁😁
Same!
Sure, the disability jokes were good, but his regular jokes also slayed. Almost every joke was so well crafted and delivered. And what also impressed me was his audience awareness and ability to improvise to milk a joke. Really excellent performance Josh!
Can never get enough of Josh, what a gift to make people laugh.
I just found this guy,here,now,
He's brilliant...... outstanding!
Josh's ability to laugh at his own jokes only adds to it, his laugh is infectious! Love it!
"Its the only minority you can join at any time!" You are absolutely right. Great line that we all need to remember.
Exactly!!
Sadly he is correct 😔
I wish there weren’t people TRYING
"Just one bad bike ride away."
Whenever I hear people making fun of the disabled I remind them of this reality. I’m gonna start phrasing it the way he does!
I LOVE THIS GUY !!!!!!! HE WAS IN AMERICAS GOT TALENT ..... Incredible story and spirit
He won “Last Comic Standing”. 🙌🏻
I'm legally blind, vision-impaired, so I didn't know what I was in for, for a minute there before I figured it out. -- This guy is terrific. Good delivery, funny jokes, and a message in between the humor. Also, relatable for those of us who deal with handicaps. -- Good laughs from this. Keep it up!
That opener was great. "I was worried I wasn't dry enough on the first one".
"Bucket of door knobs" was funnier than it should've been😭😭😭
Surprise is the best part of humor. His surprises make me snort.
@@simmiedavissimmiesings8185 It's always refreshing to find comedians that can make you snort laugh.
I was expecting a bag of bottles and cans Lol. He's so silly 😜😂😂
Ja! I'm soooo pocketing that for a moment when I do something stupid at work... or... life... "sorry, I'm just a bucket of doorknobs today"...
I made em!
This guy is fantastic. And the fact he's overcome all he has to get here is awe inspiring
I'm sure he's uninspired by you
@@LANDSHARKK YES!
@@Syphyllchris 🤣
Now here's a tampon. Go on.
@@LANDSHARKK Now why would you want a disabled person to be uninspired? That's f0kd up
Man, I love Josh. I hadn't realized how long I'd been listening to him until he mentioned the ages of his kids! Time flies! He's still as hilarious as ever!
💯 Last Comic Standing was a long time ago. We’re getting old.
@@DizzyDez613 soooo old lol comes up too fast
I love his adorable giggle... but the best is how he (hopefully) makes people not just laugh but also open their minds!
I've loved Josh since the first time I saw him on Last Comic Standing. My sons were young adolescents & teens and they lived him as well. He always has great material and seems so genuine and pure of heart. Never anything mean spirited. I could watch him again and again and again! Josh, if you read this, I love you, man! You have picked me up and made me laugh through some very dark times and I'll never forget it! You are such a beautiful person, and I'll always have you in my prayers. Hope you get that period soon... late bloomer! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Agreed.
Yeah, I've been a big fan since that show. He's one of my favorite comedians.
The first time I seen him was on America's got Talent
I had no idea he was on last comic standing. I found his special on Netflix and liked him ever since.
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Outstanding Josh Blue comedy. As a fellow bearded CP guy, I almost fell out of my power-wheelchair from laughing. Thank GOD my personal-care-aide caught me in time! Bravo Josh!!
I hope you thanked the personal-care-aide as well...
Repent to Jesus Christ
““Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moths and vermin destroy, and where thieves break in and steal.”
Matthew 6:19 NIV
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The dark humor side of me just asked after reading this ... But what if she didn't ?
@@seekhimwithallyourheartand3358 you think you can gain followers for your lord by copypasting everywhere huh?
@@seekhimwithallyourheartand3358 well you're in the correct section. one more joke is welcome.
Cant believe there are people in audience not laughing. This guys hilarious!! Content is all his own, perfect timing, jokes are spot on!!!
I wondered about that - think they're uncomfortable with jokes about disabilities.
2 didn’t look too bright to me.
I noticed that too....That's how you find the LIBERALS, though. They're constantly OFFENDED and triggered and looking for a lawsuit. PEACE!!!
Well not everyone has good taste!
@@sallyshipwreck4315 if they are. There likely just ‘allies’. Getting offered on behalf of. People who don’t won’t them to. Who are laughing their asses off at the jokes.
I know I am!
Josh is great. Even more, people outside of Dry Bar Comedy don't understand is that playing to a dry (no alcohol) audience with family-friendly content is something that many stand-up comedians just can't do (if you've ever seen the "family-friendly" comedy show on a cruise ship, you understand this well). Awesome work Josh!!
My favorite part is when he cracks himself up, that's some good stuff
In February 2016, Ron White was doing a show in Indianapolis, which I knew about a couple of weeks ahead of time. I like Ron White but I'd seen him before and didn't feel the need to see him live again. Then I found out that Josh Blue was opening for him and bought tickets online within ten minutes. That's right, I paid Ron White prices just to see Josh Blue.
But in reality you paid Josh Blue prices!
I would have done the same thing, he is a comedy treasure.
Maybe they need to switch that up!💖💖💖He's HILARIOUS!!
Thanks for the laughs, needed them today
As long as you think you got what you paid for...
That's all that matters....👍
I just laughed till my sides hurt this guy is absolutely hilarious
I've been fortunate enough to see Josh Twice in person and he is truly a treasure. One of the best pure comedians out there.
If you get the opportunity to go and see him live....trust me you will be glad you did and come out of it with a whole new appreciation of life and overcoming adversity and when life gives you lemons you make Hard Alcohol drenched Lemonade!
Turns out I was just " HUNGY" 🤣🤣🤣
He IS TRULY one of the funniest comedian around these days. He DOESN'T have to be vulgar to be hilarious
What??? Thats what makes someone funny? That's what moms say at their office job to sound funny 😂
Repent to Jesus Christ
“Above all else, guard your heart, for everything you do flows from it.”
Proverbs 4:23 NIV
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That's all most "comedians" are these days! They're just vulgar.
I totally agree
So....
are you saying that some comedians who are vulgar ARE hilarious, and Josh just has the ability to be hilarious WITHOUT the vulgarity?
Or are you saying that ALL vulgar comedians AREN'T hilarious?
Or are you saying that there are some comedians who DO need to be vulgar to be hilarious?
I'm just trying to figure out exactly who you're being all judgy against. It's pretty unclear.
And... just a thought.... maybe being "vulgar" is a bit subjective, and maybe being "hilarious" is subjective, and maybe your opinion about the ratio of vulgarity to hilariousness is pretty empty and meaningless, so you should just say that you think he's funny.
Because guess what? YOU WOULD BE RIGHT!!! HE IS HILARIOUS.
I will say this... any mention of the words "period" or "tampon" would have absolutely INFLAMED my grandmother as the worst kind of vulgarity. Just like showing a husband and wife in the same bed in the 50s was considered smutty, vulgar, and borderline obscene.
So.... I think you're actually saying that Josh Blue's particular brand of vulgarity suits your tastes.
Sinner.
Seriously. Funny is funny is funny. Let it go about the judgy crap, whaddya say?
18:00 when he wrestles the mic from his handicapped arm had me rollin haha, I love how he talks about his right arm as a separate entity/loose cannon . I'm sure he's gone through a lot in his day and just how comfortable in his skin is amazing. Comedy is my fav and he is destined for greatness
I concur exactly... Hes sent from heaven above. Had me in stitches!!
I was literally in tears & blowing snot over "a bucket of doorknobs"! The guy is a savage killer!
@@jefflivingston5930then his response of where the kids came from!😂😂😂
I made em!
"Doin puzzles and crying"
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When a comedian is so funny they laugh at their own jokes and that makes it even more funny😂😂 This dude is gold 👍🏻
"If it doesn't come in a month, you should probably tell mom".😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 I seriously can't breathe, even literally fell on the floor while laughing!!!!
I was drinking a coke at the time... I almost died choking on coke
Omg, this was one of my favorite parts!!! Loved it😂😂😂
I lost it at that part 🤣🤣🤣
He can milk a joke like no other, he's a genius.
Laughed so hard I wet myself. Im 70 yrs old, so thats not so rare. Great show. Thank you. Haven't laughed since my wife passed away. Over a yr ago. Laughed enough today to make up for it. Thank you again.
May you continue to laugh and enjoy life. God bless you.
Wish you more years of laughter and joy my friend
She must have special. Wish I knew anything to say. I'm glad you laughed at these jokes. I don't know what I would do without performers like this. Mr. Blue always delivers!
So much for being a “dry” bar 😅
We saw Josh in 2019 before the pandemic hit. I'm glad to see that he's back! We love his offbeat humor.
In the time of darkness, laughter can become the light at the end of the tunnel. Tonight I'm grateful I came across this video Thanks josh.
Josh is genuinely funny- wanna see a longer special!! 🤣😂🤣😂
He's just hysterical! I love his giggles after he tells a joke...I was laughing so hard I started coughing!
Best live set I’ve seen for sure. Dude is solid.
Josh is incredibly funny. I love how he plays off his disability "just enough", he never overplays it, just peppers it in there so hilariously. His material that has nothing to do with his disability is as funny as any of the best comedians around too.
I love his lil laughing at himself. . He knows he's funny 🤗🤣
I'm just wondering what else he's thinking about........
Dude nearly killed me 🤣 I want one of those signed placards!
It’s gotta be signed, or it’s not validated, haha’
My eyes are watering , my jaws are hurting from laughter, and the best part is, he's telling the truth. He makes so much fun about his disabilities of himself and others. He's so comfortable, crafty, courageous and caring, a selfless human. I love Josh and wish him continuous success.
“Just remember, we’re the only minority group you can join anytime! You’re just one bad bike ride away!”
This was seriously one of the funniest jokes I’ve heard in ages.
You're into black humor, eh?
Yup, as a disabled veteran, I have to say... We accept all new individuals regardless or race, gender, age, creed, color, or handicap. You can be blind, deaf, mentally or physically handicapped, we accept those with missing limbs regardless of how many limbs they have remaining. Can't walk, can't read or reason. We don't care what your hand I cap is. You can even have multiple personalities, we will welcome all of the you's into our group. We just might be the most all inclusive group on the planet. We even accept animals into our ranks.
The only ones we do not accept are those with no functional issues of any kind. (The so called "normals").
Handicapped and handicapable are always welcome.
As far as the set at that stage goes... I feel for anyone with that phobia of holes.
@@thomasarussellsr I see how you handled that Sir! Well done. I like your style. God bless!
"Just one bad bike ride away..." my favorite joke, too.
The longer you live, the higher the likelihood you might qualify for the biggest minority.
Often dealing with the darker aspects of being human only works with a strong sense of humor! Life isn't perfect. Start with that view.
@@thomasarussellsr "Phobia of holes!" Love that sense of humor. It is good to be a member of this amazing group of humans.
I just love this guy! He can lift me outta any sour mood! Love when he laughs at his own joke! I truly keep up with him.
"Where'd you get them mister?"
"I made 'em!"
That whole stroller bit had me dying 🤣 😂
I laughed at this until I was in tears! What a wonderful talent to give the world joy and laughter and share in the manner that he does making fun of his disability and doing it with total class. He is a gem of a comedian and I hope he sticks with it for many years… What a joy to have stumbled across this. I wish him the best!
Same here lol he had me in tears 😂😂😂
'Let him deal with it' . . . 'Hey that guys makin' fun of me'
This guy knows how to handle a situation. What a brilliant comedian!
Loved That!!
Always a treat! "Disabled is the only minority group you can join it anytime" hit a little close which made it all the funnier
Josh is hilarious! I don't usually laugh out loud but had to here. Thank you Dry Bar Comedy for bringing him to us.
this man needs a bigger platform, he is just brilliant
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My goodness Josh is funny - I bet he's a great dad.
lol, no doubt
Only 50% of the time.
I bet they can't make up excuses he hadn't already seen coming too lol ✌🤣
What a huge jump to a conclusion. "This guy's funny so he must be a great father" in what universe does that make sense
@@King_Karnage shut up
This is the first time I've had the opportunity to see Josh's show. It's a little odd laughing till you cry all alone while putting dishes away at 1:30 a.m.
I thoroughly enjoyed your show. It was hilarious. Thank you.
Best comedian, ever. I still have tears in my eyes, for the last 15 minutes of this piece, and 10 minutes after. Brilliant!
Me too Dude xD
A lot a moisture Goin on 😅😅😅
Laughed so hard from beginning to end. Sir, you have my respect and you have a new fan. Awesome! May God continue to bless you and your family, and may your career be a long one.
"The baby gates, did you know you also need one at the top of the stairs too?!" I died! 😂😂💀 Josh is legit one of my favorite comedians!!
That's a scam to sell more gates.
Just put it half way up/down the stairs.
Beautiful Name!!
Josh is a great guy. He prefers to poke fun at himself when so many others could be easy targets. He stands tall with his head held high!
Josh makes me laugh and cry at the same time. He is an enormous gift.
I love the way that the uncomfortable laugh melts into genuine belly laughs. Josh is the real deal!
LOVE that he can laugh about life and the struggles that come with it and also laugh at his own jokes lmao his little giggles are absolutely gold
Yes, I like that too, it comes over as less scripted I suppose.
Agreed!!
I love Josh he's a amazing comedian never a bad show 👍👍
It's his timing. It's absolutely perfect.
Love someone that can laugh at themselves. We're all imperfect and a solid source of material. 👏👏👏
...This Man is truly Inspirational!....He took a severe handicap and turned it into a really funny career.....educating as he inspires and makes you laugh!...More, Please!...👍...
I hope you've done something with your life though... 😂
Best comedian on dry bar, cant wait to see another special with him
The best stand up comedy i have seen in a long time! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He's awesome 👍!!
@@teresagray1477 I KNOW 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Had never heard of Josh before, watched entire thing, laughing through a lot of it..would definitely watch full episode.
"Being Disabled Has it's Perks" is a must watch. Devastatingly hilarious!
@@jefflivingston5930 Thanks! Gotta Check
it out!!
My favorite set from Josh Blue so far, but I say that every time I see a new one. The guy is just so good: no repetition, feels fresh every time, unique, not derivative and always very very funny. Thank you for all the laughs during the pandemic: you should come free with medical insurance. Greetz from France.
Josh is really funny, his humor is so " innocent ", really enjoyed this video
💙💛💖🌟🙏🇺🇦
Not a cuss word, amazing! And still one of the funniest.
This guy consistently kills me. I love it. YES, we need the laughs!
So glad they had him on again. He's hilarious and I love that he had all fresh material both times. 😂😂😂
Absolutely stellar dude.
It takes a lot of confidence to take your disability and openly strut your stuff and use it to make people laugh. Absolute legend.
Oh man, this set was killer! I hope he keeps doing comedy for another 16 years!
He takes what life gave him and runs with it. Easily one of the funniest people ever! Thank you for all that you do Josh!
The right hand is a sign language interpreter is absolute gold...holy crap...my abs hurt from laughing
I love Josh! He is funny and cool as hell!
Keep him coming back! I would love to see in in Atlanta, Ga!
I Love Josh. He's so quick whitted,sharp & hilariously real. He's Brilliant! Been watching hom since he competed in Last Comic Standing.... or in his case Im sure he'd say warbling.
Here's to you Josh.👍❣
Absolutely Hilarious
Man he is amazing! Perfect joke setups and ties it together and he has a great delivery. Love how he ended it too! "It's the only minority group you can join at anytime". And "Jackie is tonal". Loved it!
He always makes me laugh until my ribs feel bruised. Had family run into the room to make sure I was ok. 😅😂😆🤣
Hands down, all puns intended, one of the funniest comedians out there!
I saw “Josh Blue” and clicked the like button before I even started watching it. No regrets.
You’re ma’ boy, Blue!
Its nice to see someone who can laugh at the challenges of life.
dude you are so underated, I was dying laughing at almost every joke! We need more!!
More slept on than beds
The one thing about lockdown was discovering new comedians and this guy is right up there with the best. I saw him about a year ago on RUclips and I was so excited to see a full stand-up by him. He's just so funny! I laughed so hard at this! Great set
Josh is amazingly funny. I'm just hoping to see a longer show!
My fav comedian ever still salty he didn’t win AGT but he’s still living the dream keep slaying it bro! 😂
AGT doesn't let comedians win. They made sure Drew Lynch lost too.
@@XanderHarris1023 It's all the idiots at home voting over and over and over for some lousy act, because of race or tragic life story, completely ignoring whether they are any good.
Love Josh Blue! He keeps me laughing all the the time 😂🤣
You can hear people in tears from laughing!Me too!
I remember seeing this guy and loving him on LCS. I was worried his condition would keep him from working for too long, but so glad to see he's still killing it. He's hilarious.
Not often I laugh out loud during a comedy set, however Josh had me laughing and pausing this video multiple times.
I would really like to see Josh come here to San Francisco on a Friday or Saturday. I saw him on AGT and he was awesome. This routine was hillerious. Some things he said almost had me rolling on the floor I laughed so hard. In a dark world, we need laughter and he brings it every time
Yeah, I've watched Josh Blue for a while. He's smart, funny, self deprecating and has great timing! He's a natural! ✨👍😊✌️
Josh is hilarious.. I could watch him all day..💥💥💪💪
Ha. This was a good set! Well, Mr. Blue, no doubt you've long awaited this day... you're now an official member of one of the most minor of minority groups - That of comedians who are actually funny. Congratulations! Sincerely, a random person on the Internet.
Brilliant routine, sir. I appreciate your incredible sense of humor. I enjoyed the joke about your Dad & Mom not communicating, even though your Dad speaks 13 languages. Very well crafted.
Plus the bits about making the "Asian babies". Darn funny delivery!
one of the greats for sure
Josh Blue is laugh-out-loud funny. I've literally got tears in my eyes from laughing and I've still got about three minutes of his act to go.
Lifetime lover of comedy, a couple of years trying...this was a perfect routine. Original, kept me smiling. And clean, hard to find a clean comic now.
Right on. He's not always clean though... Comics who perform at the Dry Bar are obligated to keep it clean there. Outside of Dry Bar, Josh can get pretty wild, but still not nearly as bad as most modern comics.
Love Josh Blue. He needs his own sitcom!! He's a clean, histerical guy!
Clean on this special because it's Dry Bar. He has regular specials that are absolutely *not clean*
His jokes get you where less expected. 😂 would like to see him live.
Impeccable timing, content and delivery. Easily one of the best!