Yea that was just fucked up and we’re the fuck are the riots for him smh that would have made our lives soooo much more affordable smfh but nope government can’t have that doesn’t fit in there to do list b4 another RESET SMFH 😢
Steam engines. The global elites/Gov always take the affordable clean tech ideas to patent themselves, then shelve it for eternity.. They will murder if they have to..
Ammonia Borane, dissolved in water, will release clean hydrogen in the presence of platinum There are lots of ways to do it, but no one is making it easy
My son is a type 1 diabetic for the past 13 years. His life is full of testing blood sugar and insulin shots and not being able to experience many things a young boy now a young man should be able to. And it pisses me off that we don't have a cute yet. Also my mother died from cancer so they both hit hard with me. I hate big pharma. Profit hungry bastards.
Sure no accident when he got the c. In the mid 80’s had a friend who was very bright and her father worked for NASA, retired and her dad was pretty sick and I remember thinking she was crazy because she was always crying and saying the government was killing her dad and there was nobody that believed her and no where to go for help. 🥲
@@sethchastain8767 When I was little, I used to pick up spiders with my bare hands and let them bite me to scare my mum. Then, one day, I picked one up and killed it by squishing its abdomen. It didn't die right away, and I felt guilty as shit about it for ages after. After that, I stopped picking up spiders. Then after that, I became afraid of them. Your formative years can do that to ya, lol
Agent A: another water car patent came out...again. Agent B: that's the third one this week Agent A:... Agent B: so...how are we gon Oprah: 🎶 zap em, zap em, zippitty zappity, zap em 🎶 Agent A: eh that works Agent B: beats buying out every patent he's gonna make for the next 30 yrs or so. *Doom beam charges with American intent*
@@sanjayw9878does what? Listen to your conversations and stores it as data to advertise to you through your linked account feeds? I'm not sure, it's strange
@@jerseyjoyride1316clean cheap ideas like this get stolen, taken away by the criminal cabals/gov then patented & shelved for eternity often throughout history
@@diego.sinclairno that’s not the meaning the meaning is something the government is hiding from us. It was in the twin towers but unfortunately it’s gone now 😔
i think i know how this works: so that wasnt a beam but part of a bright light that was causes in the area that the “laser beam” shot so that meant it wasnt a laser, but i think its a lens flare. prob it exploded or smth idk
@@robsan5777 he was gonna release dirt on the clintons, said he would never off him self. got extradited to USA, and was no more. they said he unalived him self, but on multiple occasions he said if he ends up unalived, he didnt do it. and people got him. which they did, not even days after he arrived here.
@@Commander_fromtds The healthcare "industry" in America is not incentivized to cure anything because it wouldn't be profitable. They are rich and powerful and you are their pawn.
. -- H O O D , get -it HOOD ,, the Hood (( part of a , HOOD-LUM OPENING UP the hood of a car for the boss HOOD-LUM)) *a great T V commercial . back 70's or 80's
Bruh fr they accepted my returns but won't give me my 💰 until I receive paperwork in the mail that I have to fill out so I can get my money that they already said that I'm owed, so yeah fr haha.
More like when you accidentally fall asleep and forget to lock your phone. While you're lost in peaceful dreams your wife is having a NSA style search and rescue party in your browser history 😂!!
@@Time_LimitIn mid 20th century US, mattresses had tags that said "do not remove under penalty of law". The tag intent was to certify the filling was sanitary. In modern mattresses this has been amended to "except by the consumer", but the legend remains.
@@rory8182 I've known of people that arrogant. They typically create their own chaos right after the words come out of their mouth because they're so prideful they don't look out any danger. You know, Like claiming the Titanic is too big to sink and not taking enough life boats.
My sons would LOVE LOVE LOVE this comment... back in the 90s they would tell all the Norris jokes and would drive my mom nuts... I'm definitely sharing this with my son Jeremy... I can't wait! I wish my other son was still here bc I know Justin would have loved this comment too! I lost him to depression and PTSD at the age of 25 when he was in the Air Force... But yes.. he would have loved this too!! Thanks for the laugh and bringing back really good memories!!
@@wendysheets1916 your very welcome, Its nice to know i made somebody in the world happy with a smile today. Im so sorry for your loss 🕊 thank you for sharing your treasured memory with me, take care and keep smiling 😊🌹x
I was wondering why would You need "Your FBI Agent". Like what the fuxk did you do for them to assign you your own agent. Then I saw your screen name .... Oh, he is a Texan. The government watches all true Texans. LOL LOL
@davidkelly5836 Stanley Meyer met his fate due to this. Those two Belgians did it. 10 minutes after their toast he died. The two men didn't say a word the next day, they just left. When they left came the death of the water fuel cell.
but the man across the street who hasnt filed in the past 2 decades and steals electricity from city hall gets to walk down the side walk with his schlong out singing thriller by jackson
![Nuts [YTP] | A Moana parody](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/MnIRAGodAXA/mqdefault.jpg)
This comment section is honestly the best comment section I’ve ever lurked in
It's got quite the variety of humor that's for sure 😂
@@diego.sinclairhonestly it’s beautiful and made me love humanity 😂
Absolutely agree 😂
😂no kidding
Ha. Lurking ... true😅
This is what happens when you make a pin on google maps.
BAHHAAHA imagine
Bro I’m dead 😵
Damn no wonder whenever I get to my destinations they're on fire
Best comment
I am laughing like so hard over this comment 😂😂😂
“I’ve done it. I’ve just cured cance-“
This is the best one ever!!!! Good job many many props to you!
We can't let you do that. *The Doctor's Money Association would not like your actions*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
NO not our billion dollar industry! Take him out.
@@insertnamehere7961 The fun disappears if you explain the joke my brother
Netflix is really cracking down on sharing passwords
😂
That’s hilarious too
😂😂😂😂 this one had me spit out my drink!
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
”I did it! I found leaked documents that can incriminate Blackrock-”
Blackrock, vanguard, bill gates, morgan, Rothschild, etc 😀
@@_Magnvs.Ambrosivs_ All Billionaires are the same
@@Ktmfan450 🤔 because they all have money? What do you actually mean?
@Ktmfan450 Some have bigger noses than others
Nah man, the DTC (who owns the legal title to nearly every stock on the planet).
On a distant planet, a child shoots his toy laser pointer into the sky. Twelve million years later…
😂😂😂
Best comment! 😂😂😂😂
You Win 🏆
That planet no longer exists
😂😂😂 jajajaja jajajaja, thank you amigo, hello from Argentina!!!
When you testify against Boeing
Ahhh too soon!
Underrated
Bro 🎉😂😂😂😂😂
Too soon my man..
Good one 😂
When you paint your house with an unapproved color and your HOA finds out.
😂😂😂
Or the good ol' folks down at theThe Fondren Community Improvement commity vote you off the block.😮
Almost peed myself...🤣 TOO true
Should have painted his house the special shade of blue.
Or you are in Maui and forget to paint the roof blue to let them know you're an elite and off limits
US Government when someone finds oil in their property :
Britain when they find any country throughout history
That's a good one
This happens when you tell people you found a way for engines to run on water instead of gasoline.
Naw they poisoned that guy..
Yea that was just fucked up and we’re the fuck are the riots for him smh that would have made our lives soooo much more affordable smfh but nope government can’t have that doesn’t fit in there to do list b4 another RESET SMFH 😢
Steam engines. The global elites/Gov always take the affordable clean tech ideas to patent themselves, then shelve it for eternity.. They will murder if they have to..
Ammonia Borane, dissolved in water, will release clean hydrogen in the presence of platinum
There are lots of ways to do it, but no one is making it easy
@@joshuairizarry4438pretty sure it's been a thing for a while, but no one uses it bc its ineffective. Think i saw a video essay on it
Told you never remove the labels from your mattress . They warned you
You ca definitely tell this fake as fu*ck 😂 who trying fool 😂
That must be a mattress store then
LMBO 😂
"You're KILLING Me Larry!"
😂
“Fck this place in particular” -Aliens probably
😂😂😂
😂 Underrated comment
In particular…😅😂🤣
Markiplier said that🙂
@@therealshmog who dat
Homie commited treason against the super earth
Orbital Laser on standby
Nah this the rail cannon strike@rockk9753
@@Jarjarfunk haha true it looked yellow at first but now that I see it better I can see it's red
It's called a Mega Planet
@@AckzaTV wtf r you one, ite called super earth
When Oprah wants that piece of property.
This is the most underliked comment, this is on point💯
Better not say to much, or Oprah might be coming after us...😂
Oh!!! So many levels to that one! Great comment!
Omg....I'm dying
Oprah Smite Thee!
I’m weak 😂😩
I think it is the home of someone who found the cure for cancer or diabetes.
Well I'm a Diabetic so thanks.
My son is a type 1 diabetic for the past 13 years. His life is full of testing blood sugar and insulin shots and not being able to experience many things a young boy now a young man should be able to. And it pisses me off that we don't have a cute yet. Also my mother died from cancer so they both hit hard with me. I hate big pharma. Profit hungry bastards.
There is a cure for type 2 diabetes, it’s called losing weight.
I think they are correct.
Fasting and Keto diet? Are we all at risk?
That homeowner was collecting rain water, had solar panels, and a big garden. That's 3 strikes, buddy. You're outta here
I think this content is a favorite 👏 😊
Allllrighty-thennn!
Ooouutta there. ok.. bye bye now, go on meow!
Do not Pass go!!
Do not collect 200 dollars@!!
This video is just an edit
In the USA maybe. Fools
I heard they had chickens too😂
Zeus when a woman says: “No”
Greek myth memes are something else
lol that’s funny
Bro my middle name is zeus
When you violate your non-disclosure agreement after you retire from working at Area 51.
sad but true
Buddy of mine worked at Sandia and los Alamos labs - died from cancer 3 months before his NDA expired
@@KMc-cw3qt That is sad. I'm sure he was a bright man.
@@H.A.. He was as kind and funny as he was brilliant 🙏
We all wanted to hear about alien tech and he would smile a mile wide. “Oh yeah you do…” 😎
Sure no accident when he got the c. In the mid 80’s had a friend who was very bright and her father worked for NASA, retired and her dad was pretty sick and I remember thinking she was crazy because she was always crying and saying the government was killing her dad and there was nobody that believed her and no where to go for help. 🥲
When you fuck up Vader's doordash order
“Oh wait that sandwich and shake was here never-…..fuck”
Best comment.
@@mechanicallycreative9788 I was actually surprised I scrolled down pretty far and didn't see a Star Wars reference
@@TALKINGtac0 About 50 percent IRS and Oprah.
That's not funny, cause then they think drivers did it, hence double photos
"May God strike me down, right here, right now, if I've cheated on yo-"
Wish granted
🤣🤣🤣
💀 ☠️
Made my day
💀💀
POV: Phineas and Ferb’s mom is about to come home
Good Times 💀
Someone has to say it
Homie got hit with the ➡️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️
Nah more like the ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️➡️
He did treason
Who called the stratagem on super earth 😭
@@Iianator it was me sorry
No
Tommy was the last non LGBT person on the planet. He was swiftly dealt with.
Funny
When the government find out you've been collecting your rain water.
The government after realizing you didn’t pay them 50 cents in 2008 (it’s worth $30,000 now)
We collect water. Yummy tasty water , better then store bought water or sink water
This is the best
Where I live you have to collect rain order or you’ll die
@@MileHighCity15better than, not "then"
PoV: You are an ant, and a child looks at you with a magnifying glass
I have no idea why I did this as a child. I wasn't mean. Just ignorant I suppose. That said, ants still haven't taken over the planet, so maybe... 🤔
lit 😮
@@jessebob325our hero🙏
I did this before but they were red ants and they all ganged up on me and now I have a fear of ants. Karma I guess
@@sethchastain8767 When I was little, I used to pick up spiders with my bare hands and let them bite me to scare my mum.
Then, one day, I picked one up and killed it by squishing its abdomen. It didn't die right away, and I felt guilty as shit about it for ages after.
After that, I stopped picking up spiders. Then after that, I became afraid of them.
Your formative years can do that to ya, lol
That wasn't a laser, that was Oprah putting in a last & final offer on the property.
😂 she drives a hard bargin!🤣
😂😂😂
The Rock was with her when she did it
You mean Oprah emitting gas
It's the last holdout on that block
“Dude… benson is gonna kill us”
LMAO
Who tf called in an orbital laser?
Rail cannon strike lmao
There must of been a hulk there .
Underrated
Himeko, apparently (i thought she was busy being the gem of desire, but... ehhh.)
😂 that’s the rail cannon
this is the trial run of youtube's new censorship program
🤣🤣🤣 omfg best commet ive seen scrolling through here. Shit was funnier than it should've been to me 😂
THE MINISTRY OF INFORMATION HEARD THAT
I just about choked on a bite of apple when I read your comment. Thanks
@@benbiagioni9906 i get put in RUclips JAIL constantly...can't comment for a day, won't tell you what you said that triggered some mo RON
Straight lightening my arse.
The last guy who invented a water powered car
😮
Agent A: another water car patent came out...again.
Agent B: that's the third one this week
Agent A:...
Agent B: so...how are we gon
Oprah: 🎶 zap em, zap em, zippitty zappity, zap em 🎶
Agent A: eh that works
Agent B: beats buying out every patent he's gonna make for the next 30 yrs or so.
*Doom beam charges with American intent*
He suffered a brain aneurysm and died, he wasnt killed.
Bob Lazarus???lol
There’s already hydrogen fuel being used in other countries.
Superman after catching Louis lane cheating on him:
Homeowner: "If im lying, may God strike me down RIGHT NOW!"
😂
When that stray laser from a war in a galaxy far far away and a long time ago finally reaches you...
What a thought
As a starwars fan im disappointed in myself for not thinking of this
Wow now this is something to honestly think about 😮
Damnit Darth Vader
Dammit Darth Vader
That’s what happens when a battle breaks out in space far far away, the missed laser/bullets end up somewhere
When big Pharma finds out you’ve developed a cure for cancer and plan to publish it in 30 minutes.
They don’t wipe your memory anymore they just wipe your existence.
Or label you lazy or crazy because people are too stupid to see the blatant facts.
nah they lazer you@@adriancliton9706
Yeah that too@@adriancliton9706
Dead
“Now you know how those poor ants felt when you were fucking around with that magnifying glass!”
Yeah but the pop made by the ants is somehow satisfying
😂😂😂😂
U think the ants did this for revenge?
🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣oh shit bro that's funny
I love it! 😅 too funny brother
When you figure out how to turn plastic back into crude oil
The alien invasion started with Bob's house for reasons only the aliens understood.
Bob Lazar ? They want him to stop talking about the saucers he saw
Ha ha ha
He cracked their burger recipe
Some “The Farside” swagger. Love it.
@@PM-gv4mqso bob lazar got lasered? Lol
It’s all fun and games when you point lasers at planes, but not so fun when the planes laser you back😂
Literally Ace Combat Zero's final boss
LOL
Bro won a lawsuit against his insurance company 💀
more important
how did the camera man know
what was he even recording unless he knew
When you unplug your Alexa to keep it from listening to you discuss illegal activities.
Not bad
Why do people think Alexa does that? 😂
@@sanjayw9878 cause its funny
I found Alexa hitting on one of my over packed bowls with some of that "chit" i be smoking.
@@sanjayw9878does what? Listen to your conversations and stores it as data to advertise to you through your linked account feeds? I'm not sure, it's strange
“By Golly……. We just cured cancer, Johnson!” ⚡️
“SC Johnson. _a family company.”_
*laser cannon charging up and locking target*
I love this 😂
*cocks gun.
"What cure?"
Whoever lived there must have been doing something great for humanity
You don't get punished for doing something great for humanity!
You get punished for not charging outrageous prices for it!
@@jerseyjoyride1316tell that to the people making the cars that are fueled by water. Theres a whole conspiracy about that lol.
@@zaya14. New Flyer is already running buses like that. I don't think that's a hidden thing. They're running those buses in Nevada right now.
@@jerseyjoyride1316clean cheap ideas like this get stolen, taken away by the criminal cabals/gov then patented & shelved for eternity often throughout history
Exactly😁..🤣🤣🤣 !
James Webb Telescope accidentally steering off course and sending a reflection of light directly at earth for a second.
When Netflix finds out you’re still sharing your password
Or say you’re traveling and let someone use the code💻
Does that still work.
Funny to you is it?
OMG I'M FREAKING DYING 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂 THAT WAS FREAKING HILARIOUS 😂🤣🤣🤣
lol
When the electric company finds out you’re keeping your lights off to save money
When the airplane fights back after you tried to use a laser pointer on it.
Yal-1 don't fuck around lol
Actually they are going to put one on the ac130 ghostrider
@@PedroOliveras-m5ejit, crazy. Now it's not a gunship, it's an LASERSHIP
The consequences of pirating one too many Nintendo games:
This is what happens when one finds the true meaning of the numbers on a toaster
You mean the timer ⏲️😂
@@diego.sinclairno that’s not the meaning the meaning is something the government is hiding from us. It was in the twin towers but unfortunately it’s gone now 😔
@@diego.sinclair 🚨
@@diego.sinclairis it a timer? I thought it was a temperature dial.
@@achmodinivswe9500yes my friend, bread toasts between 1-10, forget the units for now
When you point a little keychain laser at the sky and the aliens respond 👽
😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Your imagination is incredible😂
Yes I lol at this 1 😂😂😂
Governmental Spokesperson: "That there is a phenomena known as Straight lightening."
Careful... it was the Spelling God, just a tantrum,not a phenomenon or lightning.
Dude... that is classic humour
😂😂
BULL CRAP!! THAT would be what the government would say !!! Lol blow ur smoke up someone else's ass!
So basically, common lighting should be called, 🌈gay lighting
i think i know how this works: so that wasnt a beam but part of a bright light that was causes in the area that the “laser beam” shot so that meant it wasnt a laser, but i think its a lens flare. prob it exploded or smth idk
When McAfee finds out you switched to Norton
Lmao both became adware/bloatware "antiviruses"
Happened to McAfee himself, did it not?
@@robsan5777 he was gonna release dirt on the clintons, said he would never off him self.
got extradited to USA, and was no more. they said he unalived him self, but on multiple occasions he said if he ends up unalived, he didnt do it.
and people got him.
which they did, not even days after he arrived here.
You might be mistaken for "easy bath salts recipes"
When cia finds John McAfee
"I found the cure for cancer!"
*The local FBI in his neighbourhood:*
Search 5G military for riots. It's been in use long time ago. Rays not always are seen but it feels burning search.
Search 5G military for riots. It's been in use long time ago. Rays not always are seen but it feels burning search.
I dont get it can ypu explain?
@@Commander_fromtds The healthcare "industry" in America is not incentivized to cure anything because it wouldn't be profitable. They are rich and powerful and you are their pawn.
. -- H O O D , get -it
HOOD ,, the Hood
((
part of a , HOOD-LUM OPENING UP the hood of a car for the boss HOOD-LUM)) *a great
T V commercial .
back 70's or 80's
"We've got the spider locked in"
"Take the shot"
💀
R.I.P. spider
This is the only logical explanation
“Target neutralized”
💀
Real footage of government lazer tech and the whole comment section is jokes. Definitely the shadow government using hundreds of accounts.
When you owe the IRS $9.65
Bruh fr they accepted my returns but won't give me my 💰 until I receive paperwork in the mail that I have to fill out so I can get my money that they already said that I'm owed, so yeah fr haha.
Now it’s 20
Best comment here.
😂😂😂
They don't have the resources to chase down a bunch of small fries who don't pay their taxes.
The congressman’s home who called for auditing the Fed. Reserve.
But for real, how long would it take take to audit the fed res?
@@saintjohn970ah, sorry bro 😬
@saintjohn970 if the d.o.d. can unsuccessfully do it im sure the fed can too
Based
When you prank call NASA but left your location on.
Hhhhhassassassashaha
😂😂😂😂😂😂
When you take the scenic route going to hell, the devil sends you an Uber 💁🏼♀️😳
😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Home of the average Boeing whistle blower:
When your FBI Agent finally checks your search history:
When God sees your search history
He is in Fresno CA Daniel White non military and po
More like when you accidentally fall asleep and forget to lock your phone. While you're lost in peaceful dreams your wife is having a NSA style search and rescue party in your browser history 😂!!
420 likes let me ruin that
L
I'mpmo@@ElisaRuedaHernandez
This is what happens when you tear the tag off your mattress 😏
This rates # 1 for today’s top comment of the day! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Pls explain lol
TRUMP2024!💯
@@Time_LimitIn mid 20th century US, mattresses had tags that said "do not remove under penalty of law". The tag intent was to certify the filling was sanitary. In modern mattresses this has been amended to "except by the consumer", but the legend remains.
Lmfao
Biden- “What happens if I push this button again?”
🤣
" That's one heck of a nurse " Ragan in Land of Confusion, Genesis
🤣😂😳🤣😂♥️
…did you push the button? Uhh, no?
Biden: one less Republican
“Your weakness is copper? You’re kidding right?”
"NO Alexa!!!! I said order RAZOR BLADES NOT LAZOR BEAMS!!"
Sick
Must of been warning people of the purposed Global Pandemic Treaty by the WHO
😂
Lmaoooooo
😂
When you owe aliens some money
THAT'S THE FUNNIEST 💩 EVER!! MAN YOU HAD ME CRYING LAUGHING!😂0)]#GENIUS
😂
"Bust you're kneecaps? 🙄 bịtch please we disintegrate people round here."
😅😅😅😅
@@ptahrahotepasr6982i know you had the most fucking straightest face of all time when you said that.
When the FBI finds out you removed the tag on your mattress.
Fun fact: It's actually not illegal to do that
It's illegal for sellers to do that. Not buyers in their own homes. You own it, dummy.
ok
Next Level Conspiracy Theory: What if it's not a DEW and the government is trying to cover up that God is getting pissed lol
Lol. Safety pin.
Can we talk about energy weapons in the... Hands(?)... of AI 🤯
Most people just file for divorce after their wife cheats, but I guess if you have friends at the pentagon this is an option.
Others who didn’t thumbs up has wife and scared for a divorce 😂
Look see she’s at his house again…FIRE
Funniest comment ever!
😂😂😂😂
This is literally a plot point in Under Siege 2 dark territory
"man the irs aint gonna do shi-"
Hahahaha
😂😂😂
Oxymorphone
That’s what happens when you refuse to sell your generational land to developers.
I see what you did there 👍🏻
Good one
Maui,hawaii(#ifykyk#BigFiyah)
💯
No. They just price you out of it with inheritance tax.
Was definitely the house of the guy who had the full Epstein Island list.
So true
2 pages out when the CIA killed him
😂😂😂😂😂
Best comment for sure. I want that damn list. Not gonna happen though.
lmao
"Okay I think the Spider is dead now Thank you Thor!"
“Block this with your tinfoil hat”
Literally lol.
It worked. I'm still here buddy!
I'll try😂
damn that's harsh
U.S govt practicing their cgi ability so when they need to fool its citizens of UFO's alien attacks.😮
That’s not a laser, it’s Managed Democracy
➡️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️
Was looking for this, For Liberty!
Real shit 💯
You win best comment.
Orbital rail strike when it misses.
When you tell the cop, "may God strike me down if I'm lying."
nice try, next time give it your A game
😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Not funny but funny
😂😂😂😂
@@rory8182 I've known of people that arrogant. They typically create their own chaos right after the words come out of their mouth because they're so prideful they don't look out any danger. You know, Like claiming the Titanic is too big to sink and not taking enough life boats.
when they install a new roof but your credit card declines
😂
This 1 made me lol😂
That's fcked up😂😂
Lmaooo
😂😂😂
This what the goverment does, after a random scientist found a cure for cancer...
God Bless America 🇺🇸 🦅🫡
Rumour has it this is how Chuck Norris lights his cigars with the sun 😮
😂😂😂
My sons would LOVE LOVE LOVE this comment... back in the 90s they would tell all the Norris jokes and would drive my mom nuts... I'm definitely sharing this with my son Jeremy... I can't wait!
I wish my other son was still here bc I know Justin would have loved this comment too! I lost him to depression and PTSD at the age of 25 when he was in the Air Force... But yes.. he would have loved this too!!
Thanks for the laugh and bringing back really good memories!!
@@wendysheets1916 your very welcome, Its nice to know i made somebody in the world happy with a smile today. Im so sorry for your loss 🕊 thank you for sharing your treasured memory with me, take care and keep smiling 😊🌹x
I am somehow glad that this meme still lives on years later. It's like witnessing a Coelecanth for the first time.
😂😂😂 stop it I cant
When your FBI agent realizes you've been using NordVPN.
I was wondering why would You need "Your FBI Agent". Like what the fuxk did you do for them to assign you your own agent. Then I saw your screen name .... Oh, he is a Texan. The government watches all true Texans. LOL LOL
The Jewish space laser finally got Kanye
As a Jew, this is hilarious
@@Boulder_BettaThis is fun
I'm guessing it was late for the nazis😂
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@@Boulder_BettaDeath Star of David
Black neighborhoods getting sophisticated at keeping the rent low.
The Gov said it wasn't a Lazer it was a Weather Balloon !
😭😭🤣🤣😭🤣🇺🇸
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Swamp gas😂
Many years ago, I saw a UFO. I reported it and was told that it was a weather balloon.
F-22:
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The government when the leading researcher discovers a way to cure cancer:
Or cars that run on H2O
@davidkelly5836 Stanley Meyer met his fate due to this. Those two Belgians did it. 10 minutes after their toast he died. The two men didn't say a word the next day, they just left. When they left came the death of the water fuel cell.
@RealCanadianGoose yes I know, that was my point, you can't invent stuff that'll stop their cash cow, or you'll have a permanent 'accident'.
@@davidkelly5836what’s scarier is that it’s not the government doing these things, it’s the massive corporations who are above even the government.
Lmaoo, 😂but sadly true no doubt 😮
I got hit by a space laser, and suddenly my Wi-Fi signal improved
Underrated comment
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It's not space when it's attached to an airplane.
Oil companies when you discover a engine that runs on water :
When the IRS finds out you didn't pay taxes while mowing lawns for $5 each as a child so they activate the "Tax Evasion Laser".
but the man across the street who hasnt filed in the past 2 decades and steals electricity from city hall gets to walk down the side walk with his schlong out singing thriller by jackson
better known as the Tee, Eee, L
cAn yA'LL iMagine if "the Tax mAn" Found yA 📰Delivered🗞🤦🏽♂️7 dayZ a wk
When you take the CEOs parking spot at Jet Propulsion Laboratories.
That house learned the meaning of democracy
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I mean probably not... It got sniped by the illuminate...
@@Valkyrie_HietelThe illuminate no longer exists in our galaxy. They were defeated and banished. Spreading false rumours is treason.
That house was a bug breach.
おそらく軌道レーザーによる攻撃を受けたのでしょう😂
民主主義担当官とダイバーが使用権限を持っているはずです。
This is what happens when you put the milk in before the water when making tea.
When you swear to god over a lie and they actually hold you to it
@@7mtex300what if was zeus
When you accept the terms of service without reading them
This is the best one
This is good
Elon Musk and Zuckerberg playing a game of Battleship.
Miss. E4?
@@seagull4549No it's E10
Eaten deez nuts you are -Yoda Le Hee hee
Zucker who? Dude isnt even the same caliber as Elon....
Now I no gonna bite them to my house for mesican vingo.
how about redneck cracker soup?@@randyarrisola2126
The government has advised me not to say what i was about to say
Dude: "I just invented a free energy device."
Govt: "heres some free energy, keep the change"
😂
🤣🤣🤣
💀: th-thanks...
Tons of hilarious comments but I got this in 1st place for now
LOL
"HOW ABOUT A CUP OF LIBER-TEA"
Hahahaha what a legend mate! You sir made my day!
For super earth!!!!
Found that damn bot synthesizer boys orbital out
No eagle airstrikes left i see
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Let's play😂😂😂😂
The Jeffery Epstein client list was in that house
I just want a date with Gislane.
Or that WAS a client, hopefully
Cancel the flood Insurance honey 😮
Well done 👏😁
😂😂😂😂 cold and perfect
So many people tryna say sum witty shit to be top comment.. anyone have any info on this cuz wtf did I just witness
Bro paid off his student loans, home and the 18 years of child support, and said I’m finally debt free.
Damn, this is gonna happen to me 💯.
lol while hes on the phone with Dave Ramsey.
Funny
@@edwinbz9889 don’t pay off your debts 😂
Come on, no one's wondering where that laserbeam came from or why??!