It’s a real shame that the “king of retro” and “one of the overall best gamers in the country” can’t handle a mildly challenging SNES game meant for children
eh he's more like the knowitall of retro. he thinks he can judge a game like this, when his opinions are completely off base due to rage over sucking at a kid game.
For the entirety of this playthrough, Philburt was replaced by his alter ego Gin Slurnell. He hated this game *SO* much that he sauced himself up before each terrible stream
Remember when he tried to “soothe” BB in Death Stranding by shaking him violently? Then he got pissy because it didn’t work. Thank god he can’t/won’t procreate
Judge: So what do you do for a living? Dave: I make high quality Khantent on the internet Judge: Care to explain how you are so far into debt? Dave: Your honor, there is a group of evil people led by a black man on the internet who ruin my life by making fun of me Judge: ......? Dave: Oh and by the way, my lawyer agrees with me
@@KurotsuchiShiShi Late af, and I'm not entirely certain, but I'll take a stab at it regardless (future commenters want to confirm/deny?): my understanding is that the "Dave" gag/meme/nickname came about because someone called Phil "Dave" one day on a stream or something and Phil got assblasted by that. So people call him that sometimes to taunt him now (I'll admit, I've done so a few times myself).
> "They put no effort into this!" > Plays one of the most polished and most beloved games of that generation. Seriously, no effort? Yoshi's Island is just as much polished as it is ambitious and inovative. So many new ideas that were never done before in a game like this (at least not that I know) and they all work extremely well. Not just for a first attempt, but generally speaking. Sure, the game isn't flawless, but the few flaws in this game are either due to hardware limitations of the SNES or because that's how games were back in the days. Sorry that the game doesn't have enough checkpoints for the "King of Retro", but that's just how games used to be. (That's why I find it a little hard to go back to these old games sometimes, even though I grew up with them. Or, you know what, maybe it's actually BECAUSE I grew up with them. Yoshi's Island especially has caused me a lot of frustration as a child. Getting 100% in some of those stages is just evil.)
@holeheadmole Not every gamer needs hand-holding, just people like DipShitPhil, who, I agree with you, with, is NOT a gamer, at all. Sure, games can be tough, but we're not all cut from the same cloth, dude. We don't ALL need our hands held when we play games. Sure, I can admit needing help with games, when I was a kid, watching my dad play through n64 games like Super Mario 64, Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time, Majora's Mask, Resident Evil 2, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Banjo-Kazooie, and Banjo-Tooie, DK64, Star Fox 64, and Super Smash Bros, it's not like I never played the games myself; I just wasn't as good as my dad was. But, I still had fun and played with the games. Yeah, recently, I had to look up a guide on how to get the best endings as both Chris and Jill in the RE Remake, the PS4 version, but I've played games and beaten them legitimately. Like when I went through DMC3 on Hard and Very Hard as Dante, and when I beat DMC5 on Normal, and Son Of Sparda mode. And, I beat the RE2 Remake as Claire in her 2nd run, on Standard, and The 4th Survivor, as Hunk. Both without guides. But philbert here, couldn't even figure out how reload his gun without asking chat first. He's that incompetent, and always has been. Always will be.
For what are supposed to be "chill streams" where one can forget their troubles and relax, there sure is a *lot* of talk about... taxation, lack of money, internet drama and trolling, and overall an abundance of debates and arguing. DSP doesn't just play games badly he's just a bad streamer in general and I love that the TIHYDP's highlight that.
I love every time some person contributes, asks a question, and Phil immediately responds with “no/I don’t know/nobody/not answering that” real good use of people's money
I love how he goes from “Lol! This game is so easy! It’s almost impossible to die” to “this game is terrible!” When the game actually Presents a challenge
sadly this is one of the worst tihydp, the main reason being phils inability to play this game and constantly ranting about irl stuff. The opening was killing me over 10min before he started to play the first level and once the entire bankruptcy starts it only gets worse.... normally I can laugh at phils bad gameplay but here its just insulting to any "normal" gamer out there (blaming the game for having no eggs when he had more than enough opportunities to get those). Just being able to edit all those scenes together requires nerves of steel..... kudos to you Outsyder
Just once I'd like to see Phil play with controller overlay visible (Controller Overlay is basically something that enables streamers to show their controller and what button they are pressing during a stream). An entire new categorie of clips would be born out of slow-mo shots of him not pressing a button/pressing it too late and then saying it's not his fault/he pressed it. A few streamers use it and it does make for hilarious moments when you see a player, in a horror game, just mashing 90% of the controller in panic XD
I tried to sit through Phil’s playthrough on his channel, but I couldn’t even get through the first video, because he just kept rambling about the stupid Hype Train and playing around with the Helicopter mode in the second level. So I went here to see this “detractor” video that edited down his videos to see all of the Pig’s salty fails and rages.
It's like the Hype Train nonsense is part of this game. Ironically enough, it's the most fun he has, too. Once he plays the actual game, it's nothing but salt.
Quintessential Phil right there: Let's play the game WHILE WE WAIT for the hype train's money to hopefully come in. -_- Thanks for the quick and qwality khantent as always, Outsyder!
3:57:07 Way to ruin an incredibly heartwarming ending by having no idea what you’re talking about. No. Mario and Luigi aren’t from the “Earth World” Mario grew up and went to New Donk City (It is stated that new donk is the same city Mario fought DK in) which is on the same earth as the mushroom kingdom. The only time where anything like what Phil mentioned actually happens, is the Super Mario bro’s show. Which clearly is not canon...
This guy seems under the impression that the Western Sonic cartoons are canon, since he always mentions Chili Dogs and such (and yes, I know Sega canonized Sonic liking chili dogs, but that's the only thing), so honestly, I'm not surprised if he thinks the Mario shows are canon, too! I don't know which is more insulting to the ending: Phail trying to "debunk" canon or Yoshi's New Island! -_-
I am sorry Outsyder, me and my friend had to stop because Phil did nothing but whinge and complain for the first damn hour. Holy crap. This is by far Phil's most infuriating playthroughs. Maybe it gets better, but this was just too much. Phil was just boring and mopey and I doubt anyone can make that crap entertaining.
1:17:24 - The 0utsyder: I like how what he intends to be a gloat at his amazing relationship ends up sounding as though wings should also fly in some random lady to perform maid duties for him. Well it worked! And more! Now Wings is fekin' engaged!
33:36 This is honestly painful to watch. He jumps into the same guy 4 times expecting something different to happen. Then blames the game for his deaths. Like how stupid can you be?
41:55 "I'm sorry this is happening to you" Poor paypig fully under pignosis. It wasn't an accident he spent half a million more than he earned. He overspent month for month and ignored his ever growing debt for years.
Well... I'm not a psychiatrist, but I do have a degree in psychology. Actually taking joy in the downfall of others is perfectly normal... we call it schadenfreude. Roughly translates to malicious delight. It's why we find slapstick funny, and so on. I'm fairly new to the whole Phil drama, a few months at most. But wow. The basic failure to acknowledge that no amount of negative responses will force his hand to spend money from his account and increase his debt. Does it hurt his income? Perhaps, but, "trolls" even vicious trolls, won't drive away viewership unless they have a point. Actually more likely if he was actually a martyr of baseless attacks, it would draw his fans closer not push them away. It's shocking he considers, his own words and footage of his actions coming back to bite him, as somehow somebody else's fault. Banning anyone who pokes fun at you, is not a good way to earn positive attention, any "normal" person could tell you that. If he responded with a clever quip, rolled his eyes, or thanked them for the attention, completely ignoring the negative implications, he'd come across as so much more, mature... but no, insult them as stupid or just ban them as a troll. You wonder... can he really not see, how his diminishing prospects are his own doing? That mockery and anger directed him, are a symptom of his state, not the cause?
This was probably my least favorite TIHYDP. Not because of your editing, you did a fantastic job as always, but because a good chunk of it was Phil doing the Hype Train bullshit and his CONSTANT comparing this game to SMW.
Just watched this after replaying the whole game after like 20 years and gotta say the boss fight at 3:37:12 is easily my favorite part with the editing highlighting his terrible attention span/problem solving skills, which to this day is one of my favorite edit focus styles in TIHYDP (along with when he says "WHAT? That didn't hit me, that's bullsheet!" or somesuch and there's an instant replay showing what actually happened, usually ending with a slo-mo version of his "WHAAAAAAT?"), it strikes me as something that was a lot more prevalent in older TIHYDPs without schtreem chat and him constantly ranting about other shit but it's always a happy time to get a glimpse of that more wholesome style of fail again.
My wife improved her Tuna casserole, instead of regular bread crumps she used italian seasoned ones. Woah... who knew that seasoning adds flavor. What's the next big revelation? Salt?
Yes! I was hoping for a THYDP of this! Thank you, 0utsyder. It's so strange to watch someone get so mad at such a cute, chill little game. I can't wait to see how Animal Crossing will somehow piss Phil off when it comes out in March.
Isn't it a funny coincidence that the year he became a full time streamer depending on his fans for money is also the same year he stopped racist/sexual jokes. The "changed" Phil doesn't exist. He's just trying to portray himself in a more positive light to make money. That's why whenever anything controversial comes up he almost always says that's fucked up.
What cracks me up, and I still can't cope,is Phil's dishonesty. I mean, when he rants, he's articulate, repeats his points (often), and make sure his opinion is clear. But when he has to read a donation and he fears it's mean, he goes full Hanako : "Someone donated a hundred britch here and says woahyoupeepeepoopooheadlosesomeweight". Like he thinks his viewers are too stupid to understand if he speaks quickly. Then he bans the person, and talks shit.
Just a proposal, you want negative comments on DSP's playthroughs that can used for future TIHYDPs? Put a mirror channel and upload all of them there and let other people comment on it so the spirit of TIHYDPs will continue. Just saying.
1:14:02 Oh I get it, now I understand. People that troll Phil are kids. People that give him money and blindly believe everything he says are obviously mature adults. Even though there's the infamous story that one of his viewers stole his parents credit card to give money to the Pig, the trolls are the ones who are kids. I get it. Thanks, Phil.
Of course, dood, he was talking about scamming people out of their money, like always! Of course he's going to be happy, talking about taking people's money and wasting it all on his worthless Pigroach ass. "The Hitler Of The Gaming Community", ladies and gentlemen! As well as "The Cancer Of The Gaming Community" too! (Credit to the guy who called him the cancer of gaming, which isn't me, it's some other dude).
Like maybe 4-8 minutes in, after he's done babbling incessantly like a moron,(y'know, like usual), babbling about trains or some dumb shit, or babbling about nothing, yet again, boringly stupid "gameplay", bad "gameplay", bitching about his stupid debt, or gout, annoying singing, screaming and shouting, "Activate Clown Mode!", "I'm not a children's entertainer, I'm a mature child- er, adult!" Whining, whining, and more whining, crying about dumb shit, asking chat to hold his nasty ass Pigroach hands, MORE crying, whining, singing, and complaining, more shit "gameplay", demanding chat do the game for him, racist or sexist, or homophobic/transphobic "jokes", that aren't even the least bit funny, feeling like we're watching a failed stand-up routine, end of game, worthless opinion from King Pigroach, wonder why we're here, watching the worst gamer of all time, end of video, repeat, sadness.
Oh my God, that's horrifying. Wouldn't he have to have I don't know, some sort of "talent", to be a part of CA? I mean, I no longer support CA, but the people I did watch there had some semblance of talent, and already left that horrible place. You know, people like: Spoony, Todd In The Shadows, Angry Joe, etc. Only the people who are truly talentless, or haven't realized or care that CA is a terrible, piece of shit place yet, are the ones who're still there, I think. I don't know, I haven't seen any of their bullshit in a while. I don't want anything to do with them anymore. They're NOTHING like how they used to be. Which is, funny, and good. Now, they just throw shit at the wall, and seeing what sticks. Now, they're basically, "But, the chart says..." but, they're actually living that, every single time they upload a video, which sucks. Because the truly talented members of CA have already left. The others need to take the hint and leave too. Because if they're really talented, then they wouldn't stick around such a shitty place like Channel Awful.
It would have been worth it just so Phil would have been in the Channel Awesome "movies". His "performance" in what I saw of Project 7 showcases already how much fun that would have been. Though he might have been a better "actor" than some of the people on there.
@@MariaIsabellaZNN Maybe, but those movies were long enough already, ma'am. Philbert/Isaac Heimler's nazi jokes wouldn't have helped the pain of sitting through those 3 hour torture sessions, trust me. And, if DipShitPhil were on CA, I would've stopped watching them much earlier then I did. So, I guess that's 1 good thing Davebert would've given me, a clear warning that CA was not a good place, despite having some pretty good talent, like Spoony, Todd In The Shadows, The Rap Critic, Angry Joe, etc. But, I think some of those guys already had a huge following BEFORE they joined CA. Especially Todd and Joe. The best that CA had, already left and pursued other things, like growing their own channel's, and NOT associating with a racist/anti-semitic/sexist/talentless/unfunny/worthless/annoying/stupid/whiny dumbass like King Pigroach. But; I think you may have a point. I've never seen project 7, but from the clips I've seen of it, it's almost like The Room of shitty internet "movies". I think his whiny, monotone "acting" would've more than likely, made the CA "movies", even worse somehow. I don't think he's a better actor than most of the people who were on CA, or in those pathetic attempts at "movies". They ALL sounded like they didn't want to be there, like they'd rather be filing taxes or something. None of them could act, if I'm being honest. Those movies were so godawful... I wish I could wish them out of existence. And take back the time I wasted on them. So terrible, ma'am. Mostly in a "so bad, it's good" kind of way, but that wears off quickly, when you see what the guys and gals at CA try and do in the what is quite possibly the worst performances of their lives. I'm sure Phailbert would've been slightly worse in the movies. Only slightly though. Though I don't quite get how adding a nazi would've improved the quality of their dogshit movies.
Thank you so much for making this. Yoshi’s island is one of my favorite games (specifically the Gameboy port which added some levels Phil would never be able to beat). Watching him trash a childhood favorite along with Super Mario Sunshine was infuriating, but at the same time enjoyable because it shows how incompotent Phil is. And of course, it’s extremely fitting that there’s a “Yoshi commits tax fraud” meme and Phil plays it right when he’s having his own financial incompetence.
DSP: I don't play mobile games DSP: I was playing this mobile game on the plane Everyone: I thought you said you didn't play mobile games? DSP: OMG DETRACTOR CONSPIRACY IT'S ALL TEVIN'S FAULT What in the actual fuck is wrong with this child?
Why does Dave say he benefits more from tips than cheers? Is it about Twitch taking some of his revenue or something? 1:23:05 your WWE Champions history, Dave.
A quick research will show that the localization team put "Super Mario World 2" for marketing purposes while the original Japanese name is just "Super Mario Yoshi Island"! But as we all know, research is beneath him and he'll blindly believe anything he sees! -_-
0utsider, never stop with your work, to me its the only flavour I can handle this things khantent. Your TIHYDP's have kept me company through many hours. God bless and O7 buddy
Bro, this is honestly one of Phil's worst playthroughs in recent years. From the constant complaining about how this isn't Super Mario World, the unnecessary egg usage, the failure to understand simple shit like the water mechanics, Yoshi can't die except for death traps like spikes, lava, etc. God, this is the condensed version and it's just awful.
45:55 So...should we tell Phil there's a hidden P-switch before the section with the key that might've prevented that embarrassing fail? Oh well, too late now :P! 1:01:50 Oh hey, I know what they would say! They'd say Phil has a bad case of multiple personality disorders (not to be confused with DID), like narcissistic personality disorder. Which is basically their way of saying "He's a bad person". 1:02:10 Oh man, Lakitu's a detractor now!
I swear Dave’s prestreams are like simpsons episode where the introduce poochy. Milhouse says something like when are they going to get to the fireworks factory?
People surely are in a rush to throw money towards an arrogant prick but would probably spit on a homeless guy who lost everything by making one bad decision while the King of Crybabies made hundreds of them in his life. =)
It’s a real shame that the “king of retro” and “one of the overall best gamers in the country” can’t handle a mildly challenging SNES game meant for children
It's DarkSydePhil. Remember his Spyro playthroughs?
No, thank god.
@@Omnicrom Yeah..... Be thankful. It's absolutely shameful how he played them.
@DawnWatch Particularly Spyro 1 and 2.
eh he's more like the knowitall of retro. he thinks he can judge a game like this, when his opinions are completely off base due to rage over sucking at a kid game.
It’s funny seeing his face light up when money’s involved.
"I'm tired of it, I'm tired of talking about the f*cking money!"
I don't even know what those cheers are, but Phil gets so giddy when people drop them, it's easy to forget it's DSP we're talking about
A Real Lobster With An Internet Connection “The money is always right!”
"I just care about money! I NEED MONEY!!"
🤑
Was a great game to restream. DSP's salt at failing to play a children's Mario game was fantastic. Big ups The Outsyder for putting this one together.
For the entirety of this playthrough, Philburt was replaced by his alter ego Gin Slurnell. He hated this game *SO* much that he sauced himself up before each terrible stream
That one made me laugh.
To be fair, Yoshis Island sucks.
That cracked me yp lulz
How DSP takes care of Baby Mario is going to represent how he’s going to take care of his real life baby.
We already knew that from how he treated his hamsters and his houseplants. 🐹 🌱
Remember when he tried to “soothe” BB in Death Stranding by shaking him violently? Then he got pissy because it didn’t work. Thank god he can’t/won’t procreate
Blue Viper *His wife’s son
Bugged father mechanics
How dare you. His son, Jasper, is starting school this year AND he takes care of the house when they go out
Judge: So what do you do for a living?
Dave: I make high quality Khantent on the internet
Judge: Care to explain how you are so far into debt?
Dave: Your honor, there is a group of evil people led by a black man on the internet who ruin my life by making fun of me
Judge: ......?
Dave: Oh and by the way, my lawyer agrees with me
underrated comment LOL
@@hazardousjazzgasm129
I've been out of the TIHYDP loop for a while, why is he calling DSP Dave?
@No Go are you being ironic?
@@KurotsuchiShiShi Late af, and I'm not entirely certain, but I'll take a stab at it regardless (future commenters want to confirm/deny?): my understanding is that the "Dave" gag/meme/nickname came about because someone called Phil "Dave" one day on a stream or something and Phil got assblasted by that. So people call him that sometimes to taunt him now (I'll admit, I've done so a few times myself).
aaand he won the bankruptcy lawsuit lol
Phil: “they don’t know the REAL me!”
Also Phil: “You’re getting the REAL Phil, not some actor....”
> "They put no effort into this!"
> Plays one of the most polished and most beloved games of that generation.
Seriously, no effort? Yoshi's Island is just as much polished as it is ambitious and inovative. So many new ideas that were never done before in a game like this (at least not that I know) and they all work extremely well. Not just for a first attempt, but generally speaking. Sure, the game isn't flawless, but the few flaws in this game are either due to hardware limitations of the SNES or because that's how games were back in the days. Sorry that the game doesn't have enough checkpoints for the "King of Retro", but that's just how games used to be. (That's why I find it a little hard to go back to these old games sometimes, even though I grew up with them. Or, you know what, maybe it's actually BECAUSE I grew up with them. Yoshi's Island especially has caused me a lot of frustration as a child. Getting 100% in some of those stages is just evil.)
@holeheadmole Not every gamer needs hand-holding, just people like DipShitPhil, who, I agree with you, with, is NOT a gamer, at all. Sure, games can be tough, but we're not all cut from the same cloth, dude. We don't ALL need our hands held when we play games. Sure, I can admit needing help with games, when I was a kid, watching my dad play through n64 games like Super Mario 64, Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time, Majora's Mask, Resident Evil 2, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Banjo-Kazooie, and Banjo-Tooie, DK64, Star Fox 64, and Super Smash Bros, it's not like I never played the games myself; I just wasn't as good as my dad was. But, I still had fun and played with the games. Yeah, recently, I had to look up a guide on how to get the best endings as both Chris and Jill in the RE Remake, the PS4 version, but I've played games and beaten them legitimately. Like when I went through DMC3 on Hard and Very Hard as Dante, and when I beat DMC5 on Normal, and Son Of Sparda mode. And, I beat the RE2 Remake as Claire in her 2nd run, on Standard, and The 4th Survivor, as Hunk. Both without guides. But philbert here, couldn't even figure out how reload his gun without asking chat first. He's that incompetent, and always has been. Always will be.
For what are supposed to be "chill streams" where one can forget their troubles and relax, there sure is a *lot* of talk about... taxation, lack of money, internet drama and trolling, and overall an abundance of debates and arguing. DSP doesn't just play games badly he's just a bad streamer in general and I love that the TIHYDP's highlight that.
"The bottom line is - I can be good at games if I want to"
- Darksfadil, King of Retro
Dayum Darksfadil is trash...
I love every time some person contributes, asks a question, and Phil immediately responds with “no/I don’t know/nobody/not answering that” real good use of people's money
The King of Retro in action, everyone.
no its : self proclaimed king.
we didnt vote for him to be king of retro.
Don't forget, he's also the best, most well-rounded gamer in the country. According to himself, anyway.
that's because no one would vote for him, so he's patting his own back with king title..
“I don’t care anymore about this TISHYDP” but let me talk about for another 45 seconds
For Phil, ‘I don’t care’ usually means ‘I’m being a baby bitch because I can’t beat it/them’.
I love how he goes from “Lol! This game is so easy! It’s almost impossible to die” to “this game is terrible!” When the game actually Presents a challenge
sadly this is one of the worst tihydp, the main reason being phils inability to play this game and constantly ranting about irl stuff. The opening was killing me over 10min before he started to play the first level and once the entire bankruptcy starts it only gets worse.... normally I can laugh at phils bad gameplay but here its just insulting to any "normal" gamer out there (blaming the game for having no eggs when he had more than enough opportunities to get those). Just being able to edit all those scenes together requires nerves of steel..... kudos to you Outsyder
Just once I'd like to see Phil play with controller overlay visible (Controller Overlay is basically something that enables streamers to show their controller and what button they are pressing during a stream). An entire new categorie of clips would be born out of slow-mo shots of him not pressing a button/pressing it too late and then saying it's not his fault/he pressed it.
A few streamers use it and it does make for hilarious moments when you see a player, in a horror game, just mashing 90% of the controller in panic XD
You'd see that too with Phil playing fighting games.
That's why his moves "don't come out"
He'll never do this because it will show yet another thing we know he's full of shit about but can't realistically prove.
"My combos won't even come out in the overlay.. it's bugged too!!!"
I tried to sit through Phil’s playthrough on his channel, but I couldn’t even get through the first video, because he just kept rambling about the stupid Hype Train and playing around with the Helicopter mode in the second level. So I went here to see this “detractor” video that edited down his videos to see all of the Pig’s salty fails and rages.
For all the good it did I had it flagged as spam and misleading. Not that RUclips cares they love their degenerates.
@@ShadowBaofu yeah, he would've been striked years ago
It's like the Hype Train nonsense is part of this game. Ironically enough, it's the most fun he has, too. Once he plays the actual game, it's nothing but salt.
Greed here is *massively strong*
It's for this 💵
No I hate it im tired dood.
*"I'm tired of talking about THE MONEY."*
Quintessential Phil right there: Let's play the game WHILE WE WAIT for the hype train's money to hopefully come in. -_-
Thanks for the quick and qwality khantent as always, Outsyder!
HUUUH? DOOOD, my credit card glitched!
I’m Not A Gamma wut 500k fucking kojima!
Take a shot every time Dave bitches about Checkpoints.
Holy shit you’re on a roll. It’s like Christmas in February. God bless you
3:57:07 Way to ruin an incredibly heartwarming ending by having no idea what you’re talking about.
No. Mario and Luigi aren’t from the “Earth World” Mario grew up and went to New Donk City (It is stated that new donk is the same city Mario fought DK in) which is on the same earth as the mushroom kingdom.
The only time where anything like what Phil mentioned actually happens, is the Super Mario bro’s show. Which clearly is not canon...
This guy seems under the impression that the Western Sonic cartoons are canon, since he always mentions Chili Dogs and such (and yes, I know Sega canonized Sonic liking chili dogs, but that's the only thing), so honestly, I'm not surprised if he thinks the Mario shows are canon, too! I don't know which is more insulting to the ending: Phail trying to "debunk" canon or Yoshi's New Island!
-_-
@@Majokodomo probably thinks all those western 90s cartoons are canon.
we getting autistic autistic up in this bitch
Mods, ban ANYONE who isn’t half a million dollars In debt.
*Snoooort*
GTAB
real tawk dood
46:33
I wonder how PlanetJeff feels knowing his $1k went straight into WWE Champions 😂
he's really insufferable in this playthrough
Stream immediately derailed by a hype train, gotta love the irony.
I am sorry Outsyder, me and my friend had to stop because Phil did nothing but whinge and complain for the first damn hour. Holy crap. This is by far Phil's most infuriating playthroughs. Maybe it gets better, but this was just too much. Phil was just boring and mopey and I doubt anyone can make that crap entertaining.
1:17:24 - The 0utsyder: I like how what he intends to be a gloat at his amazing relationship ends up sounding as though wings should also fly in some random lady to perform maid duties for him.
Well it worked! And more! Now Wings is fekin' engaged!
33:36 This is honestly painful to watch. He jumps into the same guy 4 times expecting something different to happen. Then blames the game for his deaths. Like how stupid can you be?
I'm so late to this but yeah this was PAINFUL
Yoshis island BUT every time the baby crys , its just DSP doing that fake cry
WAAAH WAAAAHHHHU shut up. Shut the fuck up.
@@abyssalwolf on harder difficulty the crying is replaced with his pig man snorts lol. this will be a game no man can complete
Why is everything toilet talk with him? Starting at 12:30, he talks for almost a whole minute about it.
17:45 Just remember that he is NOT a children's entertainer. He is just having fun, dood.
17:40 This is exactly how Jim felt when Michael talked about weed in The Office. I don't think anyone has ever offered Phil drugs...
One of the tightest platformers ever made in its day..."Its not a good feeling platformer, man SNORT"
Phil: *says something toxic*
Immediately after: 'okay'
Why is DSP playing a game about tax evasion? He does that enough in real life.
41:55 "I'm sorry this is happening to you"
Poor paypig fully under pignosis. It wasn't an accident he spent half a million more than he earned. He overspent month for month and ignored his ever growing debt for years.
This just proofs that he never played games as a child.
8:24 "I think this game is pretty easy."
Oh boy. Here we go.
Enjoying the video so far. Thanks for getting it up so quick.
He actually admitted lots of faults in this one until he got pissed off.
“This game isn’t as good as Mario World 1. And by the way, Jasper agrees with me!”
JASPER DID THAT
DSP is so wrong lol. Mario World 2 is peak SNES
@@JarJarBinks4ever Mario World 1 is much easier, perfect for Phil. He despise any form of challenge or difficulty...
Some of his deaths in this game I have legit never seen before. That is how bad he is.
Well... I'm not a psychiatrist, but I do have a degree in psychology. Actually taking joy in the downfall of others is perfectly normal... we call it schadenfreude. Roughly translates to malicious delight. It's why we find slapstick funny, and so on. I'm fairly new to the whole Phil drama, a few months at most. But wow. The basic failure to acknowledge that no amount of negative responses will force his hand to spend money from his account and increase his debt. Does it hurt his income? Perhaps, but, "trolls" even vicious trolls, won't drive away viewership unless they have a point. Actually more likely if he was actually a martyr of baseless attacks, it would draw his fans closer not push them away. It's shocking he considers, his own words and footage of his actions coming back to bite him, as somehow somebody else's fault. Banning anyone who pokes fun at you, is not a good way to earn positive attention, any "normal" person could tell you that. If he responded with a clever quip, rolled his eyes, or thanked them for the attention, completely ignoring the negative implications, he'd come across as so much more, mature... but no, insult them as stupid or just ban them as a troll.
You wonder... can he really not see, how his diminishing prospects are his own doing? That mockery and anger directed him, are a symptom of his state, not the cause?
This was probably my least favorite TIHYDP. Not because of your editing, you did a fantastic job as always, but because a good chunk of it was Phil doing the Hype Train bullshit and his CONSTANT comparing this game to SMW.
Just watched this after replaying the whole game after like 20 years and gotta say the boss fight at 3:37:12 is easily my favorite part with the editing highlighting his terrible attention span/problem solving skills, which to this day is one of my favorite edit focus styles in TIHYDP (along with when he says "WHAT? That didn't hit me, that's bullsheet!" or somesuch and there's an instant replay showing what actually happened, usually ending with a slo-mo version of his "WHAAAAAAT?"), it strikes me as something that was a lot more prevalent in older TIHYDPs without schtreem chat and him constantly ranting about other shit but it's always a happy time to get a glimpse of that more wholesome style of fail again.
My wife improved her Tuna casserole, instead of regular bread crumps she used italian seasoned ones. Woah... who knew that seasoning adds flavor. What's the next big revelation? Salt?
EVEN NOW MY MOUTH IS OVERPOWERED WITH SALT
Yes! I was hoping for a THYDP of this! Thank you, 0utsyder. It's so strange to watch someone get so mad at such a cute, chill little game. I can't wait to see how Animal Crossing will somehow piss Phil off when it comes out in March.
17:49
"Ah'm a mature adult and Ah'm not a children's entertainer!"
But, dood, can we REALLY be sure about that?
Who knew DSP Commited Tax Fraud
Also If he plays NiGHTS into Dreams, boy would that be something
Isn't it a funny coincidence that the year he became a full time streamer depending on his fans for money is also the same year he stopped racist/sexual jokes. The "changed" Phil doesn't exist. He's just trying to portray himself in a more positive light to make money. That's why whenever anything controversial comes up he almost always says that's fucked up.
I can't believe it took him that long to figure out the boss with the breakable tiles lmao
What cracks me up, and I still can't cope,is Phil's dishonesty.
I mean, when he rants, he's articulate, repeats his points (often), and make sure his opinion is clear.
But when he has to read a donation and he fears it's mean, he goes full Hanako : "Someone donated a hundred britch here and says woahyoupeepeepoopooheadlosesomeweight".
Like he thinks his viewers are too stupid to understand if he speaks quickly. Then he bans the person, and talks shit.
Just a proposal, you want negative comments on DSP's playthroughs that can used for future TIHYDPs? Put a mirror channel and upload all of them there and let other people comment on it so the spirit of TIHYDPs will continue. Just saying.
Just finished Kotor tihydp time for the yoshi run. Big ups Outsyder for the edits 👌
platformers and racing games by dsp are the best cahntent out there. Thanks a lot bro, hilarious.
well i just clicked but im already worried at how a 2 hour game has a 4 hour tihydp, well here we go.
1:14:02 Oh I get it, now I understand. People that troll Phil are kids. People that give him money and blindly believe everything he says are obviously mature adults. Even though there's the infamous story that one of his viewers stole his parents credit card to give money to the Pig, the trolls are the ones who are kids. I get it. Thanks, Phil.
2:25:54 aged like fine milk
AMAZING catch, gonna use this clip now. Thank you kindly.
@@The0utsyder no prob, love your tihydp's. Happy new years!
I still don´t get why he has to repeat every fucking complaint about a hundred times.
"Plays SNES game." "The games graphics are outdated." Stellar commentary, DSP...
17:50 Touch Fuzzy, engage Clown Mode.
Youre putting these out faster than I can watch. Mad respect for you to go through all this begging and shit just to give us a shorter experience!
for such a king of retro, he sure expects games to have the standards of modern games or just keeps hitting the same wall over and over
The suffering you endure for my amusement must be tremendous. I appreciate all your efforts, bruv.
if youre toxic and you know it snort your snout! SNORT SNORT
The only person on all of Twitch who cares about hype trains
Man, I’ve never seen Phil as happy as he was during the hype train.
Of course, dood, he was talking about scamming people out of their money, like always! Of course he's going to be happy, talking about taking people's money and wasting it all on his worthless Pigroach ass. "The Hitler Of The Gaming Community", ladies and gentlemen! As well as "The Cancer Of The Gaming Community" too! (Credit to the guy who called him the cancer of gaming, which isn't me, it's some other dude).
At what point does he actually start playing the game? Like, holy Christ DSP...
Like maybe 4-8 minutes in, after he's done babbling incessantly like a moron,(y'know, like usual), babbling about trains or some dumb shit, or babbling about nothing, yet again, boringly stupid "gameplay", bad "gameplay", bitching about his stupid debt, or gout, annoying singing, screaming and shouting, "Activate Clown Mode!", "I'm not a children's entertainer, I'm a mature child- er, adult!" Whining, whining, and more whining, crying about dumb shit, asking chat to hold his nasty ass Pigroach hands, MORE crying, whining, singing, and complaining, more shit "gameplay", demanding chat do the game for him, racist or sexist, or homophobic/transphobic "jokes", that aren't even the least bit funny, feeling like we're watching a failed stand-up routine, end of game, worthless opinion from King Pigroach, wonder why we're here, watching the worst gamer of all time, end of video, repeat, sadness.
1:00 all we had to do was follow the damn hype train cj!!!
Imagine Phil being a part of Channel Awesome. There'd be so much drama, the Earth would explode.
Oh my God, that's horrifying. Wouldn't he have to have I don't know, some sort of "talent", to be a part of CA? I mean, I no longer support CA, but the people I did watch there had some semblance of talent, and already left that horrible place. You know, people like: Spoony, Todd In The Shadows, Angry Joe, etc. Only the people who are truly talentless, or haven't realized or care that CA is a terrible, piece of shit place yet, are the ones who're still there, I think. I don't know, I haven't seen any of their bullshit in a while. I don't want anything to do with them anymore. They're NOTHING like how they used to be. Which is, funny, and good. Now, they just throw shit at the wall, and seeing what sticks. Now, they're basically, "But, the chart says..." but, they're actually living that, every single time they upload a video, which sucks. Because the truly talented members of CA have already left. The others need to take the hint and leave too. Because if they're really talented, then they wouldn't stick around such a shitty place like Channel Awful.
It would have been worth it just so Phil would have been in the Channel Awesome "movies". His "performance" in what I saw of Project 7 showcases already how much fun that would have been. Though he might have been a better "actor" than some of the people on there.
@@MariaIsabellaZNN Maybe, but those movies were long enough already, ma'am. Philbert/Isaac Heimler's nazi jokes wouldn't have helped the pain of sitting through those 3 hour torture sessions, trust me. And, if DipShitPhil were on CA, I would've stopped watching them much earlier then I did. So, I guess that's 1 good thing Davebert would've given me, a clear warning that CA was not a good place, despite having some pretty good talent, like Spoony, Todd In The Shadows, The Rap Critic, Angry Joe, etc. But, I think some of those guys already had a huge following BEFORE they joined CA. Especially Todd and Joe. The best that CA had, already left and pursued other things, like growing their own channel's, and NOT associating with a racist/anti-semitic/sexist/talentless/unfunny/worthless/annoying/stupid/whiny dumbass like King Pigroach. But; I think you may have a point. I've never seen project 7, but from the clips I've seen of it, it's almost like The Room of shitty internet "movies". I think his whiny, monotone "acting" would've more than likely, made the CA "movies", even worse somehow. I don't think he's a better actor than most of the people who were on CA, or in those pathetic attempts at "movies". They ALL sounded like they didn't want to be there, like they'd rather be filing taxes or something. None of them could act, if I'm being honest. Those movies were so godawful... I wish I could wish them out of existence. And take back the time I wasted on them. So terrible, ma'am. Mostly in a "so bad, it's good" kind of way, but that wears off quickly, when you see what the guys and gals at CA try and do in the what is quite possibly the worst performances of their lives. I'm sure Phailbert would've been slightly worse in the movies. Only slightly though. Though I don't quite get how adding a nazi would've improved the quality of their dogshit movies.
THANK YOU! Thank you for still making these!!!
3:57:26 “They knew nothing about Mario”
Miyamoto produced this game Dave.....
Miyamowho? Dude, Super Mario World is my favourite platformer of all time! *snort* I know more about Mario than some weeb! *PHLEGM*
Thank you so much for making this. Yoshi’s island is one of my favorite games (specifically the Gameboy port which added some levels Phil would never be able to beat). Watching him trash a childhood favorite along with Super Mario Sunshine was infuriating, but at the same time enjoyable because it shows how incompotent Phil is. And of course, it’s extremely fitting that there’s a “Yoshi commits tax fraud” meme and Phil plays it right when he’s having his own financial incompetence.
Jesus start the fucking game already my goooooooooood why am I getting myself through this
Alright so we got some shoutouts to do.
The floor is lava... The water is debt...
As soon as the hype train starts he engages full star of david mode
DSP: I don't play mobile games
DSP: I was playing this mobile game on the plane
Everyone: I thought you said you didn't play mobile games?
DSP: OMG DETRACTOR CONSPIRACY IT'S ALL TEVIN'S FAULT
What in the actual fuck is wrong with this child?
Also
DSP: My favorite pizza topping is cheese
That's like saying your favorite part of an automobile is the engine. A PREREQUISITE IS NOT AN OPTION.
Activate.. clown mode 🙄
he looks like a Mexican Forelli bootleg mafia brother
Why does Dave say he benefits more from tips than cheers? Is it about Twitch taking some of his revenue or something?
1:23:05 your WWE Champions history, Dave.
Yoshi's Island is a classic
did he say yoshi island where mario is a baby is a direct sequel to mario world where mario is a grown ass man?
DSP is too stupid to know that this isn't a SMW game.
A quick research will show that the localization team put "Super Mario World 2" for marketing purposes while the original Japanese name is just "Super Mario Yoshi Island"! But as we all know, research is beneath him and he'll blindly believe anything he sees!
-_-
Phil has to be the only person to play a game for 30 minutes and get no actual game play in.
36:00 Isn't he on a Discord for some wrestling mobile game he plays? He wouldn't have to learn a "whole new program…"
Where is that “Get em outta here” sound at 29:04 from?
0utsider, never stop with your work, to me its the only flavour I can handle this things khantent. Your TIHYDP's have kept me company through many hours. God bless and O7 buddy
"That's all he is is a noisy idiot" yeah it's a baby, you on the other hand have no excuse
I love how long Phil takes to play the game. It blows my mind. When I play a game I wanna play, I don’t sit in the menu for a hour.
Nice! Another classic TIHYDP! This will help me pass the time at work.
Bro, this is honestly one of Phil's worst playthroughs in recent years. From the constant complaining about how this isn't Super Mario World, the unnecessary egg usage, the failure to understand simple shit like the water mechanics, Yoshi can't die except for death traps like spikes, lava, etc. God, this is the condensed version and it's just awful.
Every time he fails, I think of House of the Dead 2. "There was nothing we could do."
45:55 So...should we tell Phil there's a hidden P-switch before the section with the key that might've prevented that embarrassing fail? Oh well, too late now :P!
1:01:50 Oh hey, I know what they would say! They'd say Phil has a bad case of multiple personality disorders (not to be confused with DID), like narcissistic personality disorder. Which is basically their way of saying "He's a bad person".
1:02:10 Oh man, Lakitu's a detractor now!
I love how he calls arguably the best platformer on the SNES a shitty game, DSP is a complete joke
The gold dust never stops. Good work, can't wait for the TIHYDP for Doom 2.
I swear Dave’s prestreams are like simpsons episode where the introduce poochy. Milhouse says something like when are they going to get to the fireworks factory?
People surely are in a rush to throw money towards an arrogant prick but would probably spit on a homeless guy who lost everything by making one bad decision while the King of Crybabies made hundreds of them in his life. =)
Amazing work as always!