Boom Boom Boom Boom. Krieg boys are back on Vraks!
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The Death Korps of Krieg Boom Boom Boom Boom by Janovich. Hanz is Dancing in the Trenches of Vraks to delicious sound of artillery fire
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i had to check on this after i watched hanz story and all i can do is dance
@@suzuizunumi28 same
Yo yes party time
Heh..
My great great uncle in the somme.
No really though kick ass video my dude.:)
What music have you used?
"What's up with Hanz?"
"His unit's been ordered to the front."
"Lucky bastards."
"Did someone say die for the Emperor?"
@@johnstevens72 nononononoooooo oooooh, too late. Its alright call in the reserve 5 regiments.
yeah yeah i know your unit has been ordered to the front for the glory of the Emperor, so *stop rubbing more salt, asshole*
When the ultimate insult is "I hope you survive" you know someone is mad.
@@NeSeeger Mad as in angry or mad as in insane.
Imperial Guard Commissars: "Charge you cowards!"
Krieg Commissars: "Stop charging you bastards!"
Kriegsman: Summarily executes commissar for cowardice.
Kriegsman:" Charges harder"
@@TheMinecraftACMan I know you're making a joke but they have canonically done this a few times when a Commissar from another IG unit has to take control. If the Commissar shows cowardice or simply uses tactics the Kriegsman disapprove of (aka. anything that isn't running straight at an enemy bunker) for too long a few "accidents" have occurred or they died in honorable combat...where surprisingly there was no report of combat that day. It's darkly funny in the way all 40k things are.
@@Goldenkitten1 I'm aware, that was part of the humor.
haha fearless krieg go brrr
Guardmen: *dancing*
Space marine: what are you doing?
Guardmen: I lived past 6 hours
Space marine: congrats man
That’s a Krueger, he’s dancing because he got to serve the Emperor and *now* he gets to die
Nah, if he lived six hours, he'd be crying. He's a Kriegsman. He's dancing because he's been told that he gets to lead the charge into enemy fire.
Congrats on being taken into the neophyte Programm guards man
He is the invasion alert.
If he's dancing, no invasion.
If he's been shot by the invading enemy, it means we're being invaded.
None of that cringe "AI" or "early warning systems."
Just a simple "Check if Kyle is still alive."
Simple and effective
I laugh way to hard at that.
Shit, they got Kyle!
@@LordRavensong THOSE BASTARDS!!!
@@danielbeck2739 Welp, fix your shovel-bayonets men.
I love how the two other krieg guards walking past is like "he was obviously ordered to dance like that... it is not up to us to question the orders of higher ups."
or they thought he was assigned to be in the 1. wave the next day
We need to boost moral , you there I order you to dance !
clearly this is a genius maneuver to break enemy morale as the sheer sight of a krieger dancing with joy is such a paradox that heretic minds genuinely cannot fathom it and subsequently their minds are shattered from the sight
Marshall Kagori has strange tactics indeed. However, they have proven effective.
"Dance, gentlemen! Dance like -noone's- everything's shooting at us"
"Let's dig this trench together, attrition lasts forever"
I love this line so much
"Boom boom boom boom
We're going back to Vraks,
Shovels put sand in sacks
Then dig in traitor backs
Boom Boom Boom Boom
The most noble endeavor
Let's dig this trench together
Attrition lasts forever!"
I had no idea that there were subtitles until I read your comment. Thank you for your insight, fellow internet traveler.
😂😂😂
And i want this to be the song playing on my tomb!
Just for anyone that didn't put on captions.
Boom x4
The sound of coming doom
Lets dig this trench together, attrition lasts forever.
Boomx4
Artillery goes boom,
Lets bomb them all together, their crust will be their tomb. (?)
Boom x4
The charge can't come too soon,
Their mortal coil - we'll sever, for that's our sole endeavor.
It’s his birthday and he found the following:
-a brand new shovel
-a brand new bayonet
-written orders putting him on the next charge straight at the enemy lines.
For a Kriegsman that's the best birthday ever
Something about a young soldier dancing with childish joy because he can once again be used as cannon fodder is both horrific and wonderful at the same time.
Given its a kriegsmen he most likely is a child
40k: arguably one of the darkest and most depressing fictional universes.
*The 40k community:*
And the Gamesworkshop is trying to shut down their fan base.
Get ready, life is about to imitate art.
@@Southern_Crusader Its a power trip to reign it in, they have your money and loyalty. and it is not like the fanbase will abandon their sentimental figures to prove a point. GW has power over their fanbase and it shows.
@@underagedrinking69 for some maybe but I’ve stopped getting anything gw
man now days you can even print and entire army if you want
why giving them more power just to them to use it to destroy their own ways to get more people into warhammer
Soldier 1: "So what's his issue?"
Soldier 2: "The Commissar caught him modifying his trenching shovel to fit his bayonet lug, so as punishment he's got double guard duty and the next time we go over the top he's only allowed to take his shovel"
Soldier 1: "I didn't know Kriegsmann danced when they are sad."
Soldier 2: "Who said he was sad?"
Never underestimate Krieger moral, they are always one bayonet charge away from actually having fun.
They are 100% ok with being "meat shield: the faction" and I love that honestly
You know bayonet shovel is not as dumb as it seems. Assuming the gun can handle the added stress, you get a longer entrenching tool for better digging leverage and what basically amounts to an axe on your rifle.
Also, somewhere in the imperium I am sure there is a regiment that has axe bayonets, we just need to find them.
@@creldest Trowel bayonets created for the US army - ruclips.net/video/qp0FFPyEN1k/видео.html
@@weirddudes5543 not effective in either role, but it was an interesting concept at the time, I once volunteered at a museum that had one attached to the rifle it was made for.
“By the Emperor Guardsman are you a child!?” “I’m 16 Commissar”
"Then you shouldn't be in the battlefield?! Retreat now guardsman!"
Kreigsman: "Is that cowardice I hear, Commissar?!" *pulls out shovel*
"16 what, Guardsman?!"
"16 days, Commissar!"
Lyrics:
Boom boom boom boom
The sound of coming doom
Let's dig this trench together
Attrition last forever
Boom boom boom boom
Artillery go boom
Let's bomb them all together
Their crust will be their tomb
Boom boom boom boom
The charge can't come too soon
Their mortal coil, we'll sever
For that's our sole endeavor
Good stuff
You make the Holy Lyrical God-Emperor proud👏👏👏
Top kek
Pslam 46:1 "God is a safe place to hide, ready to help when we need him. 2 We stand fearless at the cliff-edge of doom, courageous in seastorm and earthquake, 3 Before the rush and roar of oceans, the tremors that shift mountains. Jacob-wrestling God fights for us, God of angel armies protects us."
Stolen
Normal guardsmen: "This sucks"
Catachans: "I like the way this sucks"
Kriegers: "I wish it would suck more"
Imperial navy: "Boy, it sure sucks down there"
Remove the names and you have the most one note porn script ever.
@@razagan1343
...
@@razagan1343
but why
Command Center: "Cable's out? This sucks!"
@@dreadpiratedan4664 Because I find it funny, that's why.
0:18 those 2 walking down the trench: "Karl is at it again. He's lucky this isn't an active firefight. If it was, he'd be harder to hit."
I spit out my water because of you.
@@marcus4046 I try my hardest!
So it has a name, where it came from.
He's just trying to make sure he gets into shovel range.
He is just practicing his death dance.
3398722: "What are they doing?"
2986492: "Either they have gone mad or their devotion to the Emperor is so strong he taunts the Heretics through the art of Dance"
3398722: "A wise stratergy"
Noooo. This one got me rolling 🤣
Masque: "ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME?!"
I know this was uploaded a couple of years ago, but I *NEED* a loop of my spirit Krieger.
You’re not alone.
Born in a artificial womb, raised to be nothing more than a meatshield, doomed to die in a trench. And still this guy has better moves than me...
Blessed to die in a trench*
Raised to be a living shield for the holy emperor of man and his glorious empire*
The dance is a battle taunt hardcoded into the genetics. Old krieger tradition
He is a better servant of the Emperor than you, so the allmighty Protector of humankind blessed him with better moves. But hey, at least what you have seems to be _identifiable_ as dance moves. Me, on the other hand... people always applaud me for my excellent portrayal of a guy getting hit by a storm bolter.
Mabye if you put in the effort and bccame a sanctioned psyker things would change!
Remember, if Games Workshop claims this that means its canon
Right
I mean in the TRILLIONS of kreigels, theres gotta be at least a few that dance to explosions and in the middle of active warfare.
Same goes for that image of bowsers cock that Nintendo copyrighted
@@bling__brute6048 I mean they are all teenagers so this is probably very common
It wouldn't surprise me to find they time music and metronomes to the rpm of various weapons.
Dude, I literally sent this to my cousin with the words "this is how we will celebrate prom with friends" a month before the Russian invasion💀.
Now I am a graduate + a refugee.
Still fucking beautiful, make more of this.
god be with you ☠
May the God Emperor bless you
>pushing ukrainian-russian war theme in innocent wh40k video
jeez
@@monius5111Erm akshually, please keep out your real world issues from my holesome grimdark war videorino."
Now I'm imagining a Russian or Ukrainian dancing to artillery fire-
Soldier: "sir, 310463215 of the 362 regiment, AKA Hanz is dancing near no man's land"
Commissar: "Leave him be, he dances for the Emperor"
I love how the happy music implies this is a Krieger’s version of a paradise
Because it IS.
I mean its a funny meme but lest we forget this is kriegs punishment for the sins of those before them it isn't fun for them id assume they fall in line to be war fodder because in death for the emperor they may be forgiven and be at his side in the afterlife.......but anywho we can't see their faces so mayhaps it is a 15 year old draftee who loves the smell of napalm in the morningXD
@@darkandedgy1457 Just because Krieg desires to redeem itself for the sins of their ancestors, doesn't mean they can't have fun while doing so. I can just imagine the crazy shit they do.
Mine too
@@darkandedgy1457 draftee? That’s a weird way of spelling “brave and willing volunteer”
"hey whats that soldier doing?"
"dont mind him, he's been punished and ordered not to participate in active duty for 2 hours, this is how he copes"
Narrator: In the grim dark of the future , there is only war
Kriegs: Happy Gas mask noises.
It's better than being shot by a commissar. Or slapped by Yarrick.
@@scootergrant8683 in the Death Korps of Krieg the guardsmen shoot the commissar
@@snekkoheckko4466 kinda want to tell a story but feel it wouldent be believed ...
@@snekkoheckko4466 that is surprisingly merciful for a kreigsman
I'd figure they'd shovel-smack the commissar for cowardice
Commissar: "Guardsman! Why are you dancing!"
Krieg Guardsman: "Oh, I'm not dancing, I'm...stretching my swinging muscles, sir! Want to make sure I'm nice and limber so I can kill as many heretics as possible with my shovel!"
Commissar: "I see...carry on."
The guy who made subtitles is a genius.
“Hey, Franz?”
“Yeah?”
“Why’s he dancing like that?”
“He’s been ordered to go over the top after this artillery barrage. It’s his dance of joy.”
“Ah, fair enough. Carry on.”
"He's been ordered to go over the top after this artillery barrage"
"Poor bugger's going to be waiting a while"
"After?"
Por guy would rather be going over the top during the artillery barrage though
I'm pretty sure since they use ww1 style warfare that they would actually be charging during the barrage, so this is literally just him vibing while the artillery crew gets to have fun
@@dragonking_lance4442 Yes, called a creeping barrage where artillery would fire behind the enemy positions as infantry closed in
"Sir?"
"Yes, Guardsman?"
"Franz is doing it again."
"Leave him be, Guardsman. Sometimes, the Death Korps of Krieg just want to vibe with cannon fire."
Who doesn't want vibe with the big guns
"thschaikowsky NO"
@@gewuerzwanze5627 "Thschaikowsky *YES* "
Franz probably made something impossible in the name of the Emperor, if he has a name (because usually kriegsmen have only numbers and letters)
Who the hell is Franz? All I see is 1657-89543-44361 dancing over there
Out of all of RUclips I come back to watch this periodically the most. It's unironically motivating in a way I can't quite pinpoint.
I'm JUST gonna leave this comment here, So you have a Reason to grab your free serotonin
To any regular Guardsman, Vraks is a hellish wasteland. To a Kriegsman, its a relaxing vacation destination
Other regiment's Commissar: Why do you allow your soldiers to be so undisciplined? They act like children.
Krieger Commissar: Because I want to give them every chance I can to act their age.
That’s actually really fucking dark.
and so true
Yet they are still able to stop orks and demons
@@AerodynamicBrick Fuckin' A they are. I ain't throwing shit, I'm giving respect.
That's oddly wholesome and dark. I like the wholesome part.
Literally everyone in 40k : "holy shit vraks was not good.."
Kriegers : "...member the good ol' days?"
The Inquisition members!
@@aleksanderwertynski9870
The Spanish always remember
The North Remembers!
The West Remembers!
The South Remembers!
We all know why he's happy: he got assigned to the first wave of the next charge
I love the lyrics, and now I want a full version of this rendition. The 40k community is truly amazing
0:18
Veteran Krieger: "so your the new guy huh? Let me show you around"
Recruit: "Sir!? What's that soldier doing!?"
Veteran Krieger: "Oh Ignore him he's been alive for 6 whole days and he's loosing it"
Recruit: hol' up
@@deathwingterminator2786 Recruit: So if I survive for 6 days I will be that... AWSOME!
@@claydavies5223 veteran Krieger: did I say you were going to be alive that long? Because I'm pretty sure I didn't
Veteran Krieger: "but don't you worry son, that's not going to end up being you".
*Tyranid organism screaming in the distance*
Veteran Krieger: "Aaaaaand that's gonna be the reason why. Good luck private" .
@@pbbj893 three days later after army been eaten. One random Tyranid is seen in the distance dancing just the soldier. The body is gone, but the spirit lives on.
Cadian:
"What's up with him?"
Kriegsman:
"He must be a defective clone?"
Cadian:
"Ah a clo... wait come again?"
Commisar:
"He said clown, you must've misheard because of the gasmask"
Yes yes, good...
🤣🤣🤣 ......... Thanks .....
you really made me laugh ! 😅
I think kriegsman could destroy
clankers
Nah, that’s just Hans, he does that sometimes.
@@fewcandleanimationsgotta luv hans 🤣
As Krieger i can't stop vibin to this . a masterpiece!!!
"Whats with him?"
"Hes getting shipped to the front lines"
guardsman "why is fritz dancing over the trench?"
commissar "oh i told him i would allow him to take a bundle of krak grenades with him when the krieg goes over the wire."
Guardsman "Why's that?"
Commissar "its his 14th birthday, i might as well make it special"
That was Damm dark bro...but they should have they first time party
Oml
14!? You better make it special, he's the oldest in his company by 2 years. Let's hope he can put those krak grenades to good use and die for his God Emperor likes he's krieging supposed to this time
Problem is I do believe this'd happen.
actually that's Hans
Krieg officer: alright men, I have good news and bad news.
Krieg guardsman: what is it?
Krieg officer: the bad news is that heretic forces have once again taken the armory world of Vraks
Krieg troops: ...
Krieg officer: the good news is that the emperor has seen fit to assign us the task of retaking it!
Krieg troops: *HAPPY GAS MASK AND SHOVEL NOISES*
Dude i laught hard on that one xD
i imagine the Krieg troops to cheer like the Tuskanraiders just with Shovels :D
@@danscga2487 All with a TF2 Pyro voice.
@@maxxor-overworldhero6730 I was thinking the exact same thing
@@maxxor-overworldhero6730 perfect! Pyro also emotes like a Tuskanraider! A fitting thing for the korps
Kriegs can't be overrated
They can be underrated
Everyone else:"vralks is hell"
Krieger:"VRALKS IS LIFE YAY"
Zhufor: For real baby!
Chaos Cultists :
"Sir, we killed their commissar! Now they have no command, no one controls them!"
"Excellent! Wait, and who are we fighting against?"
"The weird guys with gas masks sir."
"oh shit..."
"DAMN YOU FOOL!!! THAT IS THE LAST PERSON YOU KILL!!! NO ONE IS CONTROLLING THEM NOW!!!"
Oh shit, indeed.
*INSERT BAYONET CHARGE WITH S H O V E L S*
*some cultist down the trenchline* HA! GO FISH!!
*Krieg war cry intensifies*
Wait, what's that sou-*fucking dies*
OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE
Very few videos capture the utter insanity of the 40k fandom and its ability to turn the most grimdark concepts into something completely hillarious.
This is one of those videos.
He got told the 11 year war was extended.
Comissar: Fix bayonets!
Obeying the order and fixing your bayonet: ❌
Disobeying because you had it already fixed all along: ✔
Why prepare later when you can be prepared at all times
Double bayonet time!
Partially obeying the order and putting a bayonet on your already fixed bayonet
Removing your bayonet so you get the satisfaction of affixing it all over again.
how to spot a true krieger
I never thought id get to see the legendary moment that Hanz boogied down to the sound of artillery on Vraks, as he so beautifully described. It looks like a spiritual expirence to me lmfao
I can't stop replaying 0:13. The jump ins are just so smooth.
Rare footage of a Krieger morale officer.
They say there's only one per 14 million standard Deathkorp troops.
It's still alot
That'd make about... 20 million Morale Officers, re-do your numbers mate, only a few hundred are meant to exist.
@@muizzmustafa4438 you don't understand the Joke. 14 Million Kreig Guardsmen died on Vraks
Advanced hand signals for the purpose of directing the artillery.
Weaourth
Could be sign language for saying something of the chaos marines mother
(She's a terrible cook)
Like goddamn bees to indicate "where da flowers"
He's the battery's Maestro. Some say he directs the artillery with his hand signals, they call him the Beethoven of the battlefield. Some just say he's high off all the morphine and combat drugs he's on after that near hit a week ago... I say he's having a good time, whatever the truth is.
@@TheSp0kesman some say he directs the artillery with his had signals, others suggest he’s the Beethoven of the earthshaker. All we know is he’s called the stig
Sorry but reading your comment made me think of top gear
I don't even play warhammer or know much about it even, but kriegsmen dancing makes me happy
Guardsmen: "why are the Krieger's doing that; IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE!?"
Commissar: "Standard Krieg morale reinforcement."
Guardsmen: "but...why that?"
Commissar: "Try being in the death corps for 5 minutes, then you'll understand."
Commissar 1: "This soldier rushed into battle before my signal. I shall give him proper punishment for his insolence!"
Commissar 2: "And what shall that be?"
Commissar 1: "He will be in the last line of troops in the next assault"
Krieger: NNNOOOOOOOOO! I WANT TO BE IN THE FIRST! HAVE MERCY!
Kreiger: PLEASE SIR, I SWEAR TO THE EMPEROR, PLEASE DONT, HAVE MERCY PLE-HEHEHEASE AHHHHHHH
You're a monster
*Sad pyro groan*
This is cruel and unusual punishment
I swear, Hans dances better and better with each new video
Hans’s dancing skills are matched only by his combat skills.
He’s been put on dance duty by alpha-01 each time we get deployed, so naturally he got better.
Wait… who recorded me? Was it Friedrich again?
There are more? O-O
He’s just happy he keeps getting the “good” assignments.
I need a full version of this
Keep dancing Hanz! The Imperium's happiest soldier!
Guardsmen 1: Have you heard of Commander Janovich?
Guardsmen 2: No why?
Guardsmen 1: They say his orders were so horrific the Krieger's started dancing in glee.
Guardsmen 2: That sounds fake what could possibly make Krieger's dance, they're a dour bunch you know.
Guardsmen 1: Apparently their going back to Vraks.
Guardsmen 2: *_*beat*_* Okay, that makes sense.
*laughs in shovel charge*
Somewhere in a recently finished fortified hive world, said commander is already going to send more kiregers
Janovich: YOU GO TO VRAKS, AND YOU GO TO VRAKS, AND YOU GO TO VRAKS, EVERYONE IS GOING TO VRAKS!!!!!!
Kriegers: *cheering and applauding*
@@yeenbaby2891 While the the "oh-oh-oh-oh" and "let's have some fun" parts of Vengaboys' Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom! plays.
@@maxxor-overworldhero6730 YESSSsssss.......*calls the Archmagos Cawl to bring the ancient party tech to enhance the firepower and speed boost the kriegers when they arrive in Vraks* HANZ, RUDI, OSWALD GRAB ZE HEAVY PANZER GEWHR UBER PANZERFAUST UND SCHAUFELS, ZE HEAVY SCHAUFELS
For context my head cannon is that there is an oswald n rudi that is always with hanz n they make the imperial equivalent of a holy trinity and everytime they are overfilled in joy of being blessed to fight in the name of the emperor in vraks they become pseudo space marines
!
Also schaufel is just outright shovel for germans n krieg is based of ww1 germany so it is very fitting and also the fact i cant help but imagine tabk rifles are still a thing in warhammer 40k but stronger although needs a full crew to operate such a "rifle" when it is outright a bolter but as a cannon held by 5 carrying it on their shoulder, 3 to cock up the bullet into the chamber, 11 to remove n reload the magazine and 2 to get the trigger going, while everyone of them has to steer clear of the recoil and they do their own verion of backblast clear
The official literature doesn't specifically state that this didn't happen, therefore it could be canon.
Given the millions of Kriegers and campaigns happening allover the galaxy, it should've happened somewhere.
It's a victory dance and or pre shovel kill or charge dance.
Given the many millions of kriegsmen. It is statistically impossible for something like this to have not happened.
It’s canon because the fans and orks said so
This pretty much is the logic of "no one said it DIDN'T happen" and I'm here for it when it's funny.
"Boom Boom Boom Boom,
The sound of Coming Doom,
Let's dig this trench together,
Attrition Lasts Forever"
-Donatello-15 - 22'
Here's how a Commissar keeps order in a Kreig regiment. "YOU DON'T HAVE PERMISSION TO DIE BEFORE YOU KILL THE EMPEROR'S ENEMIES!!!" If you convince them they won't be forgiven by the Emperor unless they follow orders properly and don't die before killing the Emperor's enemies, they'll do anything you say.
“Why are they acting so childish?”
>mfw i remember kriegers are usually less than 18 years old
Usually 12
@@Order-si7nd ah, so literal kids.
@@jamzee_ yep
@@Order-si7nd is that canon? That's pretty dumb. Their muscles and brains aren't even close to fully developed. It's like they WANT weak ass stupid soldiers.
@@ryanbrown4053 yep but they are grown in vats and are stronger then most guardsman
Look at Hanz. He's so happy to be on Vraks:
"Boom, boom, boom boom,
The sound of coming doom,
Let's trudge through mud together,
And kill traitors forever..."
Damn, this is a good one!
His name is fritz
You are a legend!
Please! Go on....
Dig, dig, dig, dig
Grab your shovels big,
Dig this trench line together,
From now until forever!
(Did the best I could)
This hits harder than a mortar shell
A happy Kriegsman is like the inverse of a sad Ork.
My Brain: "Boom Boom Boom Boom. Necrons rotating in there Tombs...."
Come on let's all dance together
There are ends are coming soon...
Let us fight together!
Cuz we're ashamed forever!
Their
Bahahjahaaa, thank you for that! In tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Sylfposts Let's end it with a boom!
Meanwhile at the rebel camp:
Sniper-"Umm."
Spotter-"Is...is he dancing? While in the middle of a battle?"
Krieg Soldier-"Yup."
-**shnik**
Sniper-"But ...why would he do such a thing?"
Kreig Soldier-"To provide tactical distraction for his fellow troops while they sneak up on the sniper and the spotter."
*Hol' up*
That's fucking smooth
I want a comic version of this comment
BONG
If anyone has the free time and skill to make a 3D clips: here's a good suggestion.
Soldier 1: wtf is he doing?
Soldier 2: ignore him.
Soldier 1: let me join you
"Uh, sir? Bob's dancing outside the trenches again."
"Just ignore him, the enemy does."
Alright bois start archiving those two gems of dancing before GW takes it down
we want you in our project , but not your videos
@Gabi inquisitor
Yeah, but they have still put the original vids- Astartes etc- on warcom. It’s not ideal, but it is free, and it’s been very clearly signposted.
@@themightyduck562 yeah true but why did they not let the vids on yt? But it's great for the 40k community, I guess :)
@@themightyduck562 but not sodaz's yet
My very fist thought after seeing this
Imagine being a champion space marine of chaos, fighting the imperium since the Horus heresy, and then a thousand guys in gas masks stab you to death and bust a move as they watch you bleed out
Virgin Chaos Astartes: NOOOOOO This can’t be happening, I’m the strongest there is!!!
Chad Krieg Guardsman: Vibe Check
Nah man they vibe checked him with a swovel, which us just a sword but the blades a shovel.
@@ConArtist22310 with chad salamanders flailing they're heavy flamers at the chaos astartes vibing
I mean, just consider how fucking embarrassing it has to be for a Chaos Astartes to die to any Guardsman. You've been alive for 10,000 years, making war in the name of the Dark Gods, burning, raping, pillaging, murdering, etc etc etc.
And you get killed by some guy.
Like, just some guy.
A 14 year old girl with a shovel. A 21-year old with a lasgun. A dude who grabbed the nearest weapon when he saw you. A 32-year old with a grenade and a jetpack. There is nothing special about the guy that killed you- they could literally be a Human plucked from our current real world and plopped into 40k with nothing but a lasgun and a t-shirt.
And you, the ten thousand year old warrior who rent a galaxy-spanning Imperium in two, just died to them.
What a joke you are.
@@ladywaffle2210 to be fair sir, the korps of kreig are fuckin scary and really well disciplined, well at least disciplined enough to not immediately charge to their death.
"Why is Hanz dancing?"
"Oh, his regiment is going over the top tomorrow."
"Tsk, lucky bastard."
When the city surrendered but you didn´t get an order to stop firing:
Boom boom boom boom
The sound of coming doom
Let's dig this trench together
Attrition lasts forever
Boom boom boom boom
Artillery go boom
Let's bomb them all together
The crust will be their tomb
Boom boom boom boom
The charge can't come too soon
Their mortal coil, we'll sever
For that's our sole endeavour
Boom boom boom boom
The sky's a darkened gloom
The whistle sounds its sharp tune
None'll come back after noon
nice one 😎
hahahahah thats amazing
I see another song coming.
How did you know the military song of krieg ?
Okeyparody version of this needs to happen... simply that some suit twat wont strike this video for boom boom boom... GW other hand... mmh
This going to be one of the best animation in 40k community.
And one of the few left
For a week or two after the release, then gw will have their way with this *sigh*
laughs in GW
@@loganchew1616 In this grimdarkness of the present, there is only GW
True
the shot of the kriegsman reaching for the firing handle followed by the wide shot of the guns going off is just perfect.
I like to think in every battle the Krieg are involved in, there’s on Krieger assigned to “dance to the symphony of war” XD
POV: You are a 10,000 year old Chaos Space Marine, a demigod of the ruinous powers, a being that followed the Arch-Traitor into heresy...and you’re getting the shit kicked out of you by 18 year olds with artillery and entrenching tools.
Did you mean: 13 year olds?
@@fionfee yeah no I wouldn't be surprised if some kreigsmen are so impatient they go to war 11 or 12
I'd say more 12 to 13 if they're ecstatic
@@fionfee I think there'd really be no point in sending any of them to war below the age of sixteen. 40k war is still brutal and industrious, so not only do you need an effective and developed soldier but you also need a functioning industrial sector. A kriegsman's life is probably a mix of combat training and factory labor, with the latter transitioning more into the former as he ages. So by logistics, I'd be hesitant to guess any krieger is below sixteen or maybe fifteen.
@@irishspartanstudioseah. If this is before the final siege line and before chaos broke the naval blockade, while lord general Zuehlke was in charge. The kriegs of the 88th siege army were veterans, so they were likely older. I mean for a krieg that's not saying much. Maybe instead of 14 year old fresh recruits, they were 18++ year old veterans as it was alrdy past the 12 year deadline since they invaded varks.
The 40k Community: "Our community is so grim-dark it hurts."
Also the 40k Community: >This shit.
Let Games Workshop create the serious grimdark setting. Let the fans make their memes. Thats the way it should be.
@@Janovich lets gw make a depressing world the fans will the hell of of it
@@Janovich have you made this video with words
Memeified 40k is best 40k.
@@astaraelsget of course look at our own world the hardest places to live for some reason can be the happiest
No matter how many times I watch this, it never gets old!
There arent enough videos that properly sync cannonfire with the song. Kudos.
The reason those two troopers walking past him completely failed to react is because they completely understand where he's coming from, they just can't join in because they're on duty
@@GhostBear3067"Man that looks fun..."
I mean they never are off duty
Honestly that’s a good explanation for it because it’s hard to not join in
@@god_zedra Sure they do - active duty means you're manning a post. Krieger sometimes do drills and stuff, which would mean they're off active at times.
Trooper: "Commissar, I think that trooper's mask is malfunctioning"
Commissar: "Eeeeh Let Him be, atleast He'll die happy"
A Krieger is always happy when they die
@your local crusader
Don’t crush his dreams.
Those who expect to survive in a war shall die.
Those who expect to die in a war shall live.
He will live
Krieger: What is 01837 doing over there?
Whatchmaster: He got promoted to a Grenadier squad, let him vipe
Get your groove on, soldier!
Press Subtitles for the amazing lyrics by Stringstorm. Remember, this is the Karaoke version, you're supposed to sing along!
* loud gasmask noises *
As a true Kriegsman i tried to sing in german. It Was horrible... THE EMPEROR BLESSED ME WITH MORE PAIN AND SUFFERING
theirs a non sing along version?
I didn't know this had lyric and now I can't live without it
*MMM MMM MM MMMH.*
EDIT: I love those lyrics.
Ummm ummm ummm u eh wuhh ew nnn mhhh urrm
Guardsman 1: "What's that Krieger doing???"
Guardsman 2: "Dancing."
Guardsman 1: "Dancing? But I don't hear any music, and... THIS IS AN ACTIVE WAR ZONE!?
Guardsman 2: "The sounds of battle are all he needs. The howitzers, the Lasguns, the moans and screams of wounded and dying men."
Guardsman 1: "B-but, THAT'S INSANE!?"
Guardsman 2: "First time with the Krieg I see..."
"M o a n s"????
@@Scp-dq3ez Like moans in pain like groans.
@@Scp-dq3ez he was talking about when the kriegs see new artillery weapons
@@tzeechgodofchange3197 y e s n t
@@OperatorFritz the moans are from the krieg soldiers seeing all the new armor coming onto the battlefield. knowing it means this is gonna become a bigger shitshow.
Artillery: Serious Maintenance of heavy weaponry
That one Soldier: I do not know what or who I am. Or what I will be. All I can think of...
Dancing's a good tactic
Commissar, do tell me Who is that dancing out of cover? -Oh that? That would be an efreitor Hanz 103566. He is mocking the enemy, boosting moral and providing entertainment for our troops. That is a tradition in his squad. Good man.
Normal Guardsmen: "Ugh, this assault has lasted forever."
Death Korps of Krieg:
Forever? It just started!!
@@nomadenigma3968 Even more reason for a Kriegsman to celebrate
Krieg guardsman: Commisar
Commisar: What is our status soldier?
Krieg guardsman: The siege goes well. With our continued barrage they should be dead in 3 years
Commisar: But we've been here a year already
Krieg guardsman: Yes sir, we're right on schedule
Your point being
@@ev6781 See Siege of Vraks, they literally bombed the planet for 30 years
When a daemon prince descends from the sky and you have just the right shovel in hand
"You realize you're likely to die on Vraks, right?"
"Oh?"
"Yeah, the casualties are already in the millions, so you probably won't last long."
"LESGOOOOOO!!!"
we need a full length voiced version of this please!
I like to think the dancing Krieger was a real soldier at the siege who was actually so stoked about being assigned to there that he'd do these dance numbers to raise morale (as if that was necessary) and the officers were too freaked out by this guy that they just let him be.
Seriously tho, i'd love to see him do a cameo in the final project, just dancing away in the background somewhere.
Yes.
He survived the entire siege just vibin.
They thought the guardsman was crazy because the commisars couldn't hear the music
@James O'Kane I mean krieger officers are made from the ones that survive so obv they need at least a few people to make it through
Traditionally all militaries around the world have some tradition of music (mostly orchestras, but sometimes also marching bands). Honestly imagening the Soldiers of Krieg dancing as some kind of strange military custom to train synchronisation, mobility and fitness isnt that far out there. Can someone make this canon?
I once saw a strategic analysis of this battle. The guy said that statistically, there was one Kriegsman who survived until the end of that campaign. If this is Vraks the sequal, then that dancing man is that one survivor.
If he was that one survivor he'd likely be a Krieg Grenadier simce he survived long enough to have the necessary experience
I see why he’s dancing, he’s home.
If that really is Colonel Tyborc that he definitely has earned that dance.
Warhammer 40k: A dystopian universe, cruel, and full of pain and tragedy.
The fanbase:
Why does this feel so wholesome 😂
These holy hymns were said to have been the personal "bop" of the Emperor himself in early M2. Scholars point to the "boom boom boom boom" as a prayer for artillery, but the line "I want you in my room" is seen as the Emperor speaking out to the lost planets of Man as he embarked upon the Great Crusade. The "electronic" nature of the backing music also points to the ties of Earth and Mars, long before Man had even left the Earth in sizeable numbers (despite the conquest of the moon by Nasan warriors Neil Aldrin and Buzz Lightyear), so far-thinking was the God Emperor.
Buzz Lightyear 😂
The true history revealed.
0:14
I want to believe this is actually the native dance of the Kreigers and is mandated by the Ministorum to praise the God-Emperor of Mankind and request blessings for the inevitable battle against his foes. The dancing Krieger has been assigned to this position, and it is a place of high honor to get jiggy for the Emperor.
Do you think the Emperor got moves
@@ianwalker8042 the God emperor invented dancing... or the shamans that made him ... same thing
@@ianwalker8042 Absolutely I do
i keep imagining Big E sent a psychic message to that krieger "Get Jiggy for me"
The subtitles makes it even better 😂
Chaos on the other side: A-are they dancing on us?
"THE EMPEROR REQUIRES MORE GROOVE GENTLEMEN, ARTILLERY! LAY DOWN THE BEAT!"-Krieg Commander During Vraks
Doin’ a little jig for the Big E.