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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

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  • @Full_Moon_Studios
    @Full_Moon_Studios  Год назад +3743

    Fun Fact: I recorded the dialogue for this video instead of watching the Super Bowl.
    For my non-american friends that's the equivalent of playing video games instead of watching the World Cup.

    • @Full_Moon_Studios
      @Full_Moon_Studios  Год назад +146

      @DaLonelySheperd I have a rule not to spend too long on a script. No matter how many times I rewrite it. I upload whether I'm happy with it or not.

    • @allmight9840
      @allmight9840 Год назад +50

      All good bro much better use of your time 👍

    • @Full_Moon_Studios
      @Full_Moon_Studios  Год назад +54

      @DaLonelySheperd I appreciate the criticism though. Do you have any jokes or interesting dialogue that you would have added or changed? If you have any ideas you'd like to share I'd love to hear them!

    • @FARCAYAS
      @FARCAYAS Год назад +57

      Well i played videogames instead of watch the world cup, so i salute u brother

    • @Full_Moon_Studios
      @Full_Moon_Studios  Год назад +36

      @@FARCAYAS Priorities

  • @Highlander_Red
    @Highlander_Red Год назад +9072

    Not going to lie, I'm interested what the Stormtrooper would say when he comes across the horrifying enemies of the Imperium.

    • @AndrewRyan11
      @AndrewRyan11 Год назад +607

      *surprised Pikachu face*

    • @WeavesDehehe
      @WeavesDehehe Год назад +909

      Probably go like.
      ST:"You fight those things.....?"
      *insert large Orkz, Large Xenos, Tau, Chaos Marines, Bloodpack, etc*
      DK:"Yes."

    • @snufflebunny539
      @snufflebunny539 Год назад +314

      Stormtrooper Vs a necron warrior

    • @DoctorFail
      @DoctorFail Год назад +525

      "I can't see a fucking thing in this helmet. Whats a Tyrani-"

    • @Highlander_Red
      @Highlander_Red Год назад +131

      @@snufflebunny539 How about a Flayed One?

  • @RabbitArms
    @RabbitArms Год назад +3940

    I love how the Kreiger doesn’t even hate on the stormtrooper for mocking him, all he see’s is a dude in armor and goes “you will die nicely alongside me” and drags him off

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir Год назад +237

      True. He isn't offended or even slightly amused.
      Such distractions are barred from the mind of a Krieg. There is only service.

    • @The_Horned_King
      @The_Horned_King Год назад +108

      I guess it's better to die with a Krieger than by one

    • @freedomfighter2054
      @freedomfighter2054 Год назад +39

      @@The_Horned_Kingwise words to live by.

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 Год назад +22

      @@TraustiGeir ruclips.net/video/Bup0obuireo/видео.html This is what happens when a Kreiger laughs. Do you REALLY want him to be amused?

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir Год назад +18

      @@Nempo13 Nope. No. Nuh-uh.
      Their amusement only ends when no one is left to "enjoy" it. Best to keep it firmly stowed.

  • @retrobat1631
    @retrobat1631 Год назад +1193

    "You really had to put death in your name?" DeathStar, Death Troopers, Star Killer, I can go on.

    • @lordwar7678
      @lordwar7678 Год назад +70

      Star Crusher, Galaxie Gun, World Devastator,
      yeah i see your point.

    • @TheKriegMan
      @TheKriegMan Год назад +13

      @@lordwar7678 it’s about them having something to do with death in the names

    • @Günther_the_Vehicon
      @Günther_the_Vehicon Год назад +25

      ​@@lordwar7678 star destroyer, Dreadnought, The Devastater, The executor, destructor, All ships are a means of death

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger Год назад +13

      ​@@Günther_the_Vehicon
      Funny thing is, dreadnought refers to a type of battleship weapons layout, not "how big it is". HMS Dreadnought was the first "all big gun" battleship built expressly to have as many 210+ degree turrets as possible, so that's why they called them Dreadnoughts. Later, they split them up into Destroyers, Cruisers, Battlecruisers, Battleships and Capital Ships.

    • @Günther_the_Vehicon
      @Günther_the_Vehicon Год назад +1

      @@manictiger my point still stands

  • @dadab22
    @dadab22 Год назад +4491

    "God, you are so edgy, krieg. Cartoonishly! What are you, a twelve year old?"
    "Yes."

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 Год назад +645

      "I was accelerated grown in an artificial womb."

    • @linhle8294
      @linhle8294 Год назад +543

      "They didn't throw me into simulations, we had field training with real ammo"

    • @inveteratecrusader4882
      @inveteratecrusader4882 Год назад +56

      Damn

    • @satankingofdarkness8810
      @satankingofdarkness8810 Год назад +77

      Honestly that actually explains a lot

    • @jbash0824
      @jbash0824 Год назад +57

      Both top comments in this comment are 100% accurate

  • @rinlaster2942
    @rinlaster2942 Год назад +4364

    "It takes more than dying stoicly to make likable characters"
    *Death Korps guardsmen and grenadiers charging literal daemons with lasguns and hellguns, saving the mighty space marines on Vraks* : Ok.

    • @kriegertechpriest7011
      @kriegertechpriest7011 Год назад +110

      We did our duty well

    • @crystalclearchaos5387
      @crystalclearchaos5387 Год назад +58

      Equip shovels and charge

    • @gameseeker6307
      @gameseeker6307 Год назад +18

      Space marines? Saving?

    • @goreobsessed2308
      @goreobsessed2308 Год назад +24

      It happens sometimes they get surrounded and presses even the humble laguna can kill a marine if you got enough

    • @somerandomtankist6069
      @somerandomtankist6069 Год назад +11

      Admittedly have a hate love relationship with Krieger portrayal on Vraks, a mixture of stupid and grimdark.

  • @cpp3221
    @cpp3221 Год назад +816

    The little Krieger knows that the Stormtrooper is a heretic.
    But don't worry, little krieger is in a good mood today, he'll give you a chance of redemption.

    • @janschropfer439
      @janschropfer439 Год назад +52

      penal legion it is

    • @cr90captain89
      @cr90captain89 Год назад +31

      @@janschropfer439 sir? Krieg is the penal legion.
      he gets front line marching duty towards the enemy bunker/ pillbox.
      join the sandbag division.

    • @gagida1829
      @gagida1829 Год назад +11

      Redemption in death, ofc

    • @Rebellions
      @Rebellions Год назад +11

      @@cr90captain89 Even worse because if he makes it the other Kriegers will jealously inform him that he gets to be the first on the field *again* in the next deployment against the Tyranids.

    • @Callum_Summer0972
      @Callum_Summer0972 Год назад

      The whole of the Imperium of Man is heretical and its built on the degenerated desecrated corpse of Christianity.

  • @_Morph1ne_
    @_Morph1ne_ Год назад +2515

    Fun fact: the death korp didn’t name themselves that. It was a nickname they earned fighting alongside other guard units. Another fun fact: most kriegers are pretty handsome from the little we know. Gray eyes, blonde hair and fair skin, at least partially due to everyone on their planet living underground.

    • @zakkmarchant
      @zakkmarchant Год назад +161

      This sounds familiar

    • @gagida1829
      @gagida1829 Год назад +193

      Hmmm gray and blonde is certainly an interesting combination

    • @unreliablekid4172
      @unreliablekid4172 Год назад +144

      oh my GOD THE NAZI BREEDNG THING YOOOOOOOOOOO??!!

    • @Author_Paluthor
      @Author_Paluthor Год назад

      ​@@unreliablekid4172 They 100% do eugenics. Tbf it's mostly to get rid of radiation and mutations

    • @angelo08280
      @angelo08280 Год назад +73

      Ayooo you mean Aryan?

  • @juliangonzales3490
    @juliangonzales3490 Год назад +4849

    Jokes on the stormtrooper, I find that the depressing, silent, fearless, and wanting to die pretty cool.

  • @Darksky1001able
    @Darksky1001able Год назад +693

    Wait til the trooper realizes he's getting dragged by a 15 yr old.

    • @andreatomasi3755
      @andreatomasi3755 Год назад +53

      15 how tf is a kriegs so old?

    • @cideltacommand7169
      @cideltacommand7169 Год назад +101

      @@andreatomasi3755 he must be a veteran lieutenant and got very lucky to be one of the last in a charge because he was too busy praying to the emperor inside the hideout to hear the trench charge

    • @Rebellions
      @Rebellions Год назад +67

      @@andreatomasi3755 By suffering from success.
      He was so effective the commisariat went out of it's way to ensure he would live to continue to accrue victory and honor.
      Everyday is a struggle for that poor poor man to find a reason to get out of bed knowing he's just going to survive the next battle while all his luckier kin get to die by the millions.

    • @GreenDude_Gaming
      @GreenDude_Gaming Год назад +8

      And that Stormtroopers is an original clone stormtrooper then his like 8 years old

    • @joshuarubenstein2298
      @joshuarubenstein2298 Год назад

      Wait until the Krieger finds out the stormtrooper he's dragging is a veteran from the clone wars and is only 12 years of age

  • @flithbrin
    @flithbrin Год назад +689

    The backpedaling when the stormtrooper was asked about the emperor was gold.

    • @BatalionHunter
      @BatalionHunter Год назад +42

      as soon as he was asked his fate was sealed

    • @GorgutzEadUnter
      @GorgutzEadUnter Год назад

      GORK AN MORK IZ BETTER THAN YER SHTEWPID EMPOROR

  • @fenrirsrage4609
    @fenrirsrage4609 Год назад +1435

    Honestly a Krieger and Clone Trooper could have begrudging respect for each other. Both are clones in different ways and both are willing to lay down their lives for what they are fighting for.
    It's just that Clone troopers have a more free-thinking, less suicidal (relatively) and flexible way of fighting.
    While the Krieg are stubborn and willing to die by the droves (unless its the Big Push on Vraks).

    • @tau-5794
      @tau-5794 Год назад +123

      Watch any clone wars episode where there's clones fighting, and take a shot when they do a suicidal tactic like jumping out of cover while under fire, or advancing to melee range against a sith, and the difference really isn't noticeable. At least the death korps uses extensive trench lines, fortifications, and artillery.

    • @connorcooke1502
      @connorcooke1502 Год назад +52

      Storm troopers are not clones
      First generation storm troopers like after the republic and cis war then yes but later generations are just human that applied for the military x

    • @fenrirsrage4609
      @fenrirsrage4609 Год назад +49

      @@connorcooke1502 I know the difference I didn't even say that stromtroopers are clone troopers I'm just talking aboht a hypotheticl meeting between two Clones made to be soldiers.

    • @connorcooke1502
      @connorcooke1502 Год назад +6

      No no i know I was just being a nurd x 🤓

    • @phil3751
      @phil3751 Год назад +18

      @@tau-5794 I mean, go watch Hammer and Bolter and you see even worse. My favorite part is when the Eldar stand absolutely still as a dreadnaught walks up and bashes their face in

  • @MistahFox
    @MistahFox Год назад +3267

    It would be interesting to see a Krieger talk to an imperial army trooper from mimban, considering how they were inspired by World War 1 and have the same aesthetic
    Edit: I'm getting my ass beat in the replies, so I should clarify they have the same aesthetic and are both inspired by World War one

    • @spicemarine1884
      @spicemarine1884 Год назад +16

      How do you know that?

    • @calebbarnhouse496
      @calebbarnhouse496 Год назад +83

      @@spicemarine1884 he saw them and made it up

    • @redenginner
      @redenginner Год назад +110

      The Imperial Army has existed since the old EU stuff and trench warfare in the mud isn't just the DKOK's thing.

    • @felipem7626
      @felipem7626 Год назад +53

      I doubt that. There was that thing called world War 1.

    • @daswordofgork9823
      @daswordofgork9823 Год назад +15

      Yes. I’d like to see him talk to a stormtrooper.
      With a Shovel

  • @lianatrapali5606
    @lianatrapali5606 Год назад +3590

    The fact that the stormtroopers who drop like flies in 50% of thier screen time are afraid of the death korps is so hilariously accurate. A true example of bowing down to your superiors

    • @DonKrieg-382
      @DonKrieg-382 Год назад +7

      his

    • @corrat4866
      @corrat4866 Год назад +55

      They stride to hell unflinching.

    • @MR.LMR1996
      @MR.LMR1996 Год назад +65

      "We accept your offer of a massacre."
      Death Krops of Krieg

    • @Mike-bf2be
      @Mike-bf2be Год назад +43

      I mean plot armor sure, but realistically the Empire of Star Wars could clap the Imperium in size and production plus more advanced technology

    • @calebbarnhouse496
      @calebbarnhouse496 Год назад

      Day 83827 of 40k fans insecure of there interests if they can't jerk off to the power fantasy

  • @sparking023
    @sparking023 Год назад +360

    Krieger: "We're going to the trench!"
    Stormtrooper: "I don't see any trenches"
    *Krieger: "We're going to make one first!"*

    • @MrMason-sc1yc
      @MrMason-sc1yc 5 месяцев назад +6

      "I am a Kreig and I'm Digging a Trench, Diggy Diggy Trench..."

    • @jaisummons2304
      @jaisummons2304 2 месяца назад

      Digging a hole Digging a hole

  • @endwarAH80blackfoot
    @endwarAH80blackfoot Год назад +409

    Nice save for himself he did back there. If he stuck with a emperor, then the Krieger was duty bound to bludgeon him with his trusty shovel.

    • @JoshMC2000
      @JoshMC2000 Год назад +15

      You are aweare he is issued with an Object called a Bayonet that would be there firsr choice in melee

    • @allosaurusfragillis3683
      @allosaurusfragillis3683 Год назад +21

      @@JoshMC2000 No it’s a shovel.

    • @thureinlin2335
      @thureinlin2335 Год назад +12

      @@JoshMC2000 Bayonet is just a blade, which you would have to make a very close quarter distance and lots of effort to stab through. A shovel can act as both blunt and slash type, making stab-proof armour quite useless. A shovel can block ur enemy's effort to restrain you. If u stab through his arm and lose ur Bayonet, ur fcked. U can simply slap ur enemy's hand to back him away. Since the Bayonet is attachable to rifles, it's only meant to act as a spear so it's a no-go to block their attack which could harm ur rifle. Bayonet are good for one stab one kill but Shovels are simply a superior choice to a head-on fight.
      And yes, u can dig holes with a shovel too, which Bayonets can't. You can also dig trenches or bury a body so Shovels are 2 in 1 purchase.

    • @BatalionHunter
      @BatalionHunter Год назад +1

      Do you mean trenching tool

    • @Cotac_Rastic
      @Cotac_Rastic Год назад

      @@thureinlin2335 This comment has such concentrated and deadly levels of cringe im convinced you're a weapon that was lost by the US chemical corps in whatever nation they bombed last week.
      Aside from the fact that a Krieger would rather jump in an acid vat than lose his standard issue equipment, you completely overestimate the uses of a garden tool.

  • @noahvcat9855
    @noahvcat9855 Год назад +249

    It is funny to think that in cannon the Stormtroopers within the Stormtrooper Corp of the Galactic Empire are considered to be one of the most fanatical and most loyal soldiers to the Emperor himself which is also often why we don't get situations with Stormtroopers defecting to the Rebels and many decided to fight to the bitter end of the empire. So some might say that the Death Korp and the Stormtrooper Corp are somewhat alike in some things.

    • @malghus6278
      @malghus6278 Год назад +23

      Only true star wars fans know this.Hence why they were better than the regular army.

    • @l-nolazck-rn24
      @l-nolazck-rn24 Год назад +20

      @@malghus6278 Yeah, for outsiders it seems like the empire was just waisting resources for being edgy lol

    • @velstadtvonausterlitz2338
      @velstadtvonausterlitz2338 Год назад +1

      Pffft, tell that to those missed shots in the movies, and puny ass morale they have when the enemy pose a minor form of resistance. The death korps on the other hand kills Deamons from literal hell, and aliens so varied and horrifying that it boggles the mind, they never broke, and you compared them to a bunch of weaklings who got beaten by teddy bears? Pure bs.

    • @josepigroyper370
      @josepigroyper370 Год назад +10

      @@velstadtvonausterlitz2338 well the difference was the teddy bears have plot Armour

    • @smiley7399
      @smiley7399 Год назад +1

      @@velstadtvonausterlitz2338Plot armor.. and if they miss their shots its most likely ordered to be intentional they are one of the best units in the empire for a reason the movies just did it shame.

  • @heartlessnobody1143
    @heartlessnobody1143 Год назад +297

    Clone trooper: what is your designation
    Krieg: P7832
    Clone trooper: oh my- IN ALSO P7832!
    Krieg: oh, thats-
    Clone trooper: we can be buddies!
    Krieg: ...i would enjoy that, yes

    • @Ozpawn
      @Ozpawn Год назад +25

      Clones are literally bros while storm troopers act like cops on a power trip when not being supervised

    • @logandelaharpe6362
      @logandelaharpe6362 Год назад +1

      Looks at commander fox who was also a cop on a power trip

    • @heartlessnobody1143
      @heartlessnobody1143 Год назад +1

      @@logandelaharpe6362 yeah, but he was cool so hes forgiven

  • @TheGreatThicc
    @TheGreatThicc Год назад +76

    Imagine, if you would, the Stormtrooper meeting a 40k Stormtrooper and not realizing just how hilariously outclassed he is by his apparent brother.

  • @Timber_LXG_5
    @Timber_LXG_5 Год назад +230

    When your clone troopers are actually able to hit their targets and kill heroic units

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 Год назад +10

      the storm troopers aren't clones and by the time of A new hope, most clones that stayed with the empire are either retired or helping to train storm trooper recruits, not in active combat roles.

    • @Jewel122580
      @Jewel122580 Год назад +5

      ​@@henrypaleveda7760 Death Korps of Krieg uses clones.

    • @Callum_Summer0972
      @Callum_Summer0972 Год назад +2

      Because Stormtroopers aren't a overly dramatized troopers and were given shit aim when it comes to plot armor.

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 Год назад +1

      @@Jewel122580 oh my bad, I thought the comparison was cloned stormtroopers vs cloned kreigers, rather than just krieg using clones.

    • @slayermate07
      @slayermate07 Год назад +3

      the clone troopers are all GOATs anyways, its the stormtroopers which are drawn from the citzentry throughout the empire that are bad.

  • @E.E.L_GAMING
    @E.E.L_GAMING Год назад +740

    This reminds me of a clone vs storm for some reason... What if lore-accurate clones are not like the ones we see like with Ankain, Plo-Koon, or, Obi-Wan, but how they are described in legends (better than Disney lore) the ones who are treated just like the Krieg or any imperium standard infantry in general combat... I would love to see them being bros now, think about it, a clone and Death Korp. Or a galactic marine and Death Korp... Big group.

    • @throughtfulbrawelergaming6669
      @throughtfulbrawelergaming6669 Год назад +29

      That would be SUPER BADASS if that happened a Crossover of WH40K to SW in the clone wars.

    • @hydraslayer132
      @hydraslayer132 Год назад +16

      @@throughtfulbrawelergaming6669
      Well boy, do I have news for you!
      There actually already is a SW vs 40k Crossover set during the Clone Wars. It’s a fanfic video series by a RUclipsr called AFanWithTooMuchTime. I can’t account for taste obviously, but I’d say it’s definitely worth checking out.

    • @walternelson2687
      @walternelson2687 Год назад +5

      I prefer the Extended Universe before Disney bought it. If Kyle Katarn were in the new movies then Rogue One would've been about 5 minutes long.

    • @the_dudeabides
      @the_dudeabides Год назад +6

      Real Canon Clones not Retconned Filoni Baloney were true Soldiers and Warriors. Half the GAR embraced Mando'a by year 2 and were fully aware of their heritage from Jango Fett. Many a clone sung Vode An and no more so than Commandos trained by the best the Cul Var' Dar.

    • @abysswalker2594
      @abysswalker2594 Год назад

      Yh like I like to think the Krieg have unofficially names / nicknames like the clones because in combat what’s faster to say a nickname or a number that can be very long

  • @kaansu8207
    @kaansu8207 Год назад +2765

    The KRIEG would like the clone army
    Edit: 1.7k thats alot

    • @throughtfulbrawelergaming6669
      @throughtfulbrawelergaming6669 Год назад +173

      I agree bro they will be great brotherhood of arm together.

    • @juho-petrusnieminen8621
      @juho-petrusnieminen8621 Год назад +40

      For what reason would Krieg need another?

    • @dangerdog5369
      @dangerdog5369 Год назад +66

      I beg to differ. They don’t have shovels

    • @Meatpieeater
      @Meatpieeater Год назад +44

      I think the death korps do use a type of cloning i may be wrong tho.

    • @Real-Agent-Meta
      @Real-Agent-Meta Год назад +5

      True, but we'd have to retrain the cadets still learning and any others who are willing to be retrained and rearmed

  • @Zapzel24
    @Zapzel24 Год назад +122

    I can visibly see that Kreigsman twiddling with the pin on his potato masher as the stormtrooper running his mouth.

  • @Kez_DXX
    @Kez_DXX Год назад +18

    "I serve the Emperor all day, it's my favorite thing to do."
    "Very well. Join the line."

  • @eckrion8310
    @eckrion8310 Год назад +257

    This channel is literally SOOO underraterd. I will pray for the mighty algorithm to bless you so more people can see this masterpiece & serve the emperor. LONG LIVE THE EMPEROR !!!

    • @Full_Moon_Studios
      @Full_Moon_Studios  Год назад +15

      I really appreciate that! These are really fun to make and if I can make people chuckle even a little I'm happy.

    • @guard3298
      @guard3298 Год назад +3

      Which emperor

    • @ВасилийТюпин-г9щ
      @ВасилийТюпин-г9щ Год назад

      I don't know how you did this, but it's worked. So, I'm here)

  • @DaPainBoy
    @DaPainBoy Год назад +91

    Krieg: see that *points to a chaos space marine*
    Stormtrooper: yes…
    Krieg: here * hands stormtrooper a shovel* charge it
    Stormtrooper: wait what he is a walking tank I not gonna-
    Krieg: CHARGE IT

    • @carebloodlaevathein6732
      @carebloodlaevathein6732 Год назад +20

      Stormtrooper: B-but...?
      Kriegsman: See zat? *points at another Squad of Kriegsmen charging the heretic without hesitation*
      Stormtrooper: Y-yes? *baffled by the scene*
      Kriegsman: Zat is how you do it. *watches the squad actually defeat the Chaos Marine, getting absolutely obliterated in the process*
      Stormtrooper: *absolutely dumbfounded by it*
      Kriegsman: Also, auf wiedersehen Shiny boi. *notices the Commissar approach the Stormtrooper with malicious intent*

    • @ordikaskirita5234
      @ordikaskirita5234 Год назад +5

      Coughs in thermal detonator.

    • @C0ldD1rective
      @C0ldD1rective Год назад +3

      ​@@ordikaskirita5234 coughs in thermal detonator isn't doing shit to a chaos powered space marine.

    • @wasdwazd
      @wasdwazd Год назад +2

      For all we know, the Stormtrooper would go for it under their preconceived notion of armor only being there to look cool.

    • @Ashley-the-fox
      @Ashley-the-fox Год назад

      ​@@C0ldD1rective mate sorry but thermal detonators are basically hand held nukes

  • @XenonPrimeSBSV
    @XenonPrimeSBSV Год назад +18

    I like that the Stormtrooper quickly realised what would happen if the Krieger realised they weren't talking about the same Emperor.

  • @WindiChilliwack
    @WindiChilliwack Год назад +65

    I love just the sudden accepted fate that the storm-trooper just decided "Well, i won't hit anyone anyway so pretend that i killed a few"

    • @alexprendes7370
      @alexprendes7370 Год назад +6

      Luckily, he’s nit being asked to kill for the emperor, only to die for him.

    • @Rebellions
      @Rebellions Год назад +9

      Nah man, he's getting deployed against Tyranids, it is mathematically impossible for him to not hit SOMETHING against those numbers.
      He gets to take that comforting knowledge with him when he learns firsthand what a Lictor is and suddenly embraces oblivion.

  • @Shipstealer
    @Shipstealer Год назад +31

    Stormtroopers: “You really had to put “Death” in your name?”
    Also Stormtroopers: **Deathtroopers exist**

  • @massielhernandez241
    @massielhernandez241 Год назад +65

    The Death corp would like the actual interpretation of the Stormtrooper Corp since they think relatively the same thing. Stormtroopers are beated mentally that they should lay down their lives for the Empire and Emperor, and so they did without hesitation. Their philosophy is so dangerous that even Leia is scared of them.

    • @nobleman9393
      @nobleman9393 Год назад +1

      Haha

    • @CHRF-55457
      @CHRF-55457 Год назад +6

      Oh yeah. I can see the Kriegers bonding with the stormtroopers more than I can see them bonding with the clones.

  • @Johan_the_Marshal
    @Johan_the_Marshal Год назад +78

    Shoulda seen this coming buddy

  • @vircastitatis
    @vircastitatis Год назад +69

    Watching a fan animation of a krieger and him NOT having a slight German accent is definitely something new.

    • @carebloodlaevathein6732
      @carebloodlaevathein6732 Год назад +10

      I think, you mean "not having a *ridiculously strong* German accent". XD
      But yea, pretty weird to hear. It almost sounds wrong to me like that. XDD

    • @M50A1
      @M50A1 Год назад +2

      Kinda based ngl

    • @Author_Paluthor
      @Author_Paluthor Год назад +5

      Makes sense. They're supposed to represent all of WW1.

    • @c0ya1
      @c0ya1 Год назад +5

      ​@@Author_Paluthor their uniforms are a mix of french AND German Influence from WWI.

    • @Matanza4897
      @Matanza4897 Год назад +5

      ​@@c0ya1 basically, the only french thing about them is the big coat, the rest is basically everything based on the german army from the first to the second world war, the uniforms of the officers, the stormtruupen units themselves, including their artillery, besides of course their weapons, as per example the "Heavy Stubber", being based on the MG-42

  • @SmolTerribleTornado
    @SmolTerribleTornado Год назад +21

    You can almost feel his facial muscles tearing under that gas mask smiling when he heats the storm trooper serves the emperor

  • @fangwu7576
    @fangwu7576 Год назад +60

    Always fear a man with nothing to left to lose, the emperor’s forgiveness to gain, and a tactical shovel.
    Edit: Comparing a combat hardened kriegsman to a stormtrooper is like comparing an ARC clone trooper to a stormtrooper.

  • @lunaticscribbles6016
    @lunaticscribbles6016 Год назад +17

    I expected an "at least I can aim" joke but the monologue was delivered very well and ended up making me laugh for a second cause of the juxtaposition from what i expected 😂

  • @procrastinathan11
    @procrastinathan11 Год назад +10

    And this is the reason why I have a single stormtrooper in my kreig army.

  • @hydrogenone6866
    @hydrogenone6866 Год назад +48

    "Aw Crap!"
    Me: HAHAHA

  • @throughtfulbrawelergaming6669
    @throughtfulbrawelergaming6669 Год назад +36

    Lol 😂. Death krieg take their loyalty emperor and their honorable sacrifice death seriously. And they will show the storm trooper how badass they are. Love it.

  • @rattlestormrepublic4874
    @rattlestormrepublic4874 Год назад +9

    Stormtrooper: Sure it makes you edgy, but it doesn't make you cool.
    Kreigsman: Your right, being cool is what makes me cool!

  • @kenny187ful
    @kenny187ful 10 месяцев назад +2

    Imagine serving an "emperor" who's only reigned for twenty years and you serve alongside xenos

  • @Onbu_
    @Onbu_ Год назад +18

    I don't want to spoil the ending too much, so I'm only going to say this: It's either the ending we got or shovel to the face.

  • @CptPhilippnes
    @CptPhilippnes Год назад +11

    The Death Korps invokes a strange mix of pity and admiration from me.

  • @Kj16V
    @Kj16V Год назад +3

    "Aren't you a little short to be a Krieger?"
    -Sister Leia Organus

  • @Football.Chap11
    @Football.Chap11 Год назад +9

    0:20 LISTEN HERE YOU NO AIM SHI-

  • @elitely6748
    @elitely6748 Год назад +40

    This is such an interesting concept and idea, I'm happy this was in my recommended we can't wait to see more from you!
    Edit: May the algorithim bless you and find favor in you!

  • @MrHellsing76
    @MrHellsing76 Год назад

    Ok, this is the best one yet, Now I have to subscribe, only worse thing for him now is to come across a black Templar, just picturing one BT astartes screaming and yelling prayers as he's massacring an entire platoon of Stormtroopers, and Main guy here is just hiding behind a box contemplating taking his armor off to survive.

  • @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y
    @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y Год назад +25

    You know what would be cool ? A fighting game starring the primarchs. With loyal & traitor versions for the ones that switched to chaos.

    • @j.t8529
      @j.t8529 Год назад +3

      They need to nerfs Sanguinius 100x alone

    • @Full_Moon_Studios
      @Full_Moon_Studios  Год назад +1

      That's actually awesome.

    • @sergeantsharkseant
      @sergeantsharkseant Год назад +3

      Alpharius omegon is then just like ice climbers two chars controlled by one player with shenanigans,
      It would be really awsome

  • @rudyyammine4633
    @rudyyammine4633 Год назад +10

    "You really had to put Death in the name?" As if Death Troopers weren't a thing.

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC Год назад +2

      Isn't that just the title of the book with the zombie goo? I'm pretty sure the term "death trooper" was never used within that book's narration.

    • @buklau837
      @buklau837 Год назад +1

      @@RipOffProductionsLLC Death Troopers are also a spec ops unit of stormtroopers

    • @shizik3909
      @shizik3909 Год назад

      @@RipOffProductionsLLC He speaks about those black, mumbling ones. They are the elite.

  • @ionxtandstuff2308
    @ionxtandstuff2308 Год назад +11

    The stormtrooper helmets were made to look like skulls when Star Wars was made.

  • @Peter_Turbo4
    @Peter_Turbo4 Год назад +3

    We need to see a Stormtrooper trying to Sass a Cadian only to get drowned out by the Guardsman start screaming the lyrics of *CADIAN BLOOD, PAID THE PRICE, NONE MORE VALUED IN THE FRAY. DIRT AND MUD NOW CRIMSON CAST, FOR THEIR LOVED ONES AND IN HIS NAME*

  • @irateastartes1206
    @irateastartes1206 Год назад +6

    Stormtrooper: Talks shade about DKoK.
    Kreiger: Brave words for someone in shoveling distance.

  • @BigWarthog
    @BigWarthog Год назад +1

    Just wait till German Sturmtruppen shows up to calm down those whippersnappers so his grandchildren stop fighting

  • @LAV-III
    @LAV-III Год назад +11

    And so began an amazing friendship

  • @KingJackofJakistan
    @KingJackofJakistan Год назад +20

    Hans approve of this message

  • @polskastrong8558
    @polskastrong8558 Год назад +31

    You do a real good Death Korps voice, did you write the extra lines after the kriegers Litany of sacrifice, or did you find them somewhere, because that was real good.

  • @rookhobbes9055
    @rookhobbes9055 Год назад +2

    It's interesting to me how the emperor effectively has his own 'army of undead' to just hurl headlong into whatever meat grinder needs flesh to chew

  • @FestusOmega
    @FestusOmega Год назад +4

    Dying for the emperor isn't a stormtrooper's only function, but it is their only accomplishment.

  • @dekaw9138
    @dekaw9138 Год назад +2

    Stormtrooper: we die any time the enemy appears. Jealous?

  • @WeavesDehehe
    @WeavesDehehe Год назад +4

    Stormtrooper: I think you're overrated.
    Krieger: *Insert Long Depressing and Spine shaking speech*
    Stormtrooper: I'd like to apologize.

  • @inveteratecrusader4882
    @inveteratecrusader4882 Год назад +2

    "Then come with me"
    Stormtrooper: "Can't be all that bad right"
    Gets on ship to Vraks

  • @mojoko8613
    @mojoko8613 Месяц назад +3

    0:19 IT takes 10 000 years of showels Fight

  • @rogaldorn2885
    @rogaldorn2885 Год назад +1

    The storm trooper be speaking mad smack for someone in shoveling distance

  • @travzac619
    @travzac619 Год назад +35

    Welcome to the REAL war now stormtrooper!

  • @spectre111
    @spectre111 6 месяцев назад +1

    Clone Trooper: What in the galaxy are you supposed to be?
    Kreigsman: You, done better...

  • @beans951
    @beans951 Год назад +6

    i love how the storm trooper is so chill

  • @ClayInvictus
    @ClayInvictus 11 месяцев назад

    "You really had to put 'death' in your name?" - Stormtrooper stationed on the Death Star

  • @ryleeculla5570
    @ryleeculla5570 Год назад +3

    The reason the krieg is so popular is because they are badass and even though the objective is suicidal, they will still do the mission, no matter the cost

  • @FARMT11
    @FARMT11 Год назад +1

    when he was silent the prowler theme played in my head because it was so fitting

  • @rongyangyi4500
    @rongyangyi4500 Год назад +4

    With Stormtroopers' accuracy the Kriegers can probably make some really effective bayonet charges.

  • @taliawtf6944
    @taliawtf6944 Год назад +2

    What makes the Kreiger's cool is not the stoic calm they show in battle or the hunger to die for the God Emperor but the fact they are just men of flesh and blood who will stand against any foe without fear or worry of survival. These are men who can't be scared off or reasoned with and who will stick to their principles no matter the cost even if they face the daemons of the warp with nothing but a bent entrenching tool. We should all aspire to as determined in the things we pursue as they are, to be as steadfast and stalwart for those we care about as they are for the Emperor. That's why are cool, they embody the human spirit to fight on no matter the olds which is worthy of admiration. Sure they are fictional characters but they can teach a lesson about standing firm in adversity which very little in the modern day offers.

  • @iamaloafofbread8926
    @iamaloafofbread8926 Год назад +5

    1:17 No, no, he's got a point

  • @Paratroopersteark
    @Paratroopersteark Год назад +1

    i think this guy is going to survive you see, he is smarter than the average trooper

  • @OGSpaceMarine
    @OGSpaceMarine Год назад +5

    Lol imagine he stays quiet then pulls out a shovel

    • @carebloodlaevathein6732
      @carebloodlaevathein6732 Год назад +2

      Just slowly reaching behind his back and raising his shovel to smacking position, while keeping eye contact the entire time

    • @OGSpaceMarine
      @OGSpaceMarine Год назад

      @@carebloodlaevathein6732 lol 😂

  • @cognisant307
    @cognisant307 Год назад +1

    Man I would watch the shit out of an anime featuring a Star Wars stromtrooper isakai'ed into the WH40k setting and through some mixup of the word "emperor" ends up enlisted in the Imperial Guard, constantly getting transferred because he's clearly human, clearly a solider, he isn't lying about serving "the emperor" but nobody can figure out where he's from, and even as he's figuring out he's in another universe he's in total denial about it because that would mean there's no way home.

  • @qwefg3
    @qwefg3 Год назад +8

    Being recruited to krieg is better than dying to krieg... As the new soldier your odds at survival and shooting targets will be better than a new red shirt being introduced in original star trek.(there had been at least one red shirt who had survived in the series).

    • @fantochedollmaker7030
      @fantochedollmaker7030 Год назад +1

      You don't get "recruited" into Krieg. It's your only option besides "factory worker"

  • @chrishamilton7516
    @chrishamilton7516 Год назад +4

    Well, he has a better gun now.

  • @davidrodriguz4232
    @davidrodriguz4232 Год назад +1

    Should have quit while he was ahead. I loved he did a 180 turn when he said he served "A Emperor"

  • @C0ldD1rective
    @C0ldD1rective Год назад +3

    Hanz seal of approval

  • @jacknero9937
    @jacknero9937 Год назад +2

    They didn't even give him a shovel! That's the ultimate sign of disrespect by the death korps

  • @spoopyd.8910
    @spoopyd.8910 Год назад +6

    You could have simplified this by saying
    "I eat corpse starch for breakfast."
    "Even in death, we are served"

  • @ArsiRochell
    @ArsiRochell Год назад +2

    Ok, I still love the personality of the Storm-Trooper here

  • @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847
    @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 Год назад +4

    What would the interaction be like if the Death Korps meets the ICOG child soldiers from the Xeelee Sequence novels?

    • @longwlenguyen4214
      @longwlenguyen4214 Год назад +1

      The Krieg will both horrified and arouse at the same time of how insane the ICOG "training" and treating their soldiers.

    • @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847
      @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 Год назад +2

      @@longwlenguyen4214
      Will ICOG see the Death Korps as abominations or as Pure Humans?

    • @longwlenguyen4214
      @longwlenguyen4214 Год назад +1

      @@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 Neither or maybe both, but the ICoG soldier will conclude that the Krieg and the Imperium are the anti thesis to the Druz Doctrine and will be exterminate immediately without mercy.

    • @duyanhbui5386
      @duyanhbui5386 Год назад

      @@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 do you think tubebaby have right

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman Год назад +1

      @longwenguylen4214 If you're horrifying a Krieger, then you're at the point where arousal is Slaanesh worship.

  • @NebulaDrake78
    @NebulaDrake78 Год назад

    0:01
    You have no room to talk unless you forgot you have a unit called Death Troopers.

  • @Delta_Stranger
    @Delta_Stranger Год назад +4

    nice video

  • @devilspotato33
    @devilspotato33 Год назад +2

    Emperor Palpatine would be like "Damn I need these kind of troops."

    • @wasdwazd
      @wasdwazd Год назад

      And then he says, "Wait... I did, then I had their cloning facility blown up. Damn."

  • @Kreschavier
    @Kreschavier Год назад +8

    The IG excels at attrition. It doesn't matter how advanced the enemy is. They're gonna run outta ammo and fuel eventually.

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle Год назад

      Orkz: “Prapar fer trouble”
      Tyranids: *hiss* *click* *click*

    • @starhammer5247
      @starhammer5247 Год назад

      The standard blasters have about a few hundred rounds in them per magazine/gas tube, I think they'll do fine.

    • @Kreschavier
      @Kreschavier Год назад

      @@starhammer5247 not in a several thousand year long war they won't.

    • @starhammer5247
      @starhammer5247 Год назад

      @@Kreschavier That's true.

    • @joshwenn989
      @joshwenn989 Год назад

      @@Kreschavier They're not going to be using a single blaster for the entire several-thousand year long war, though, are they? And the Empire's logistical situation is _much_ more forgiving than the Imperium's just due to the different types of FTL travel they use.

  • @gachadoddles6320
    @gachadoddles6320 Год назад +2

    Stormtrooper: I takes more than dying to make a good character
    The whole damn Death Corp:
    Agree to disagree

  • @massielhernandez241
    @massielhernandez241 Год назад +4

    Stormtroopers are terrifying both physically and mentally on what they do.

  • @Yokou32
    @Yokou32 Год назад +1

    '... i serve A emperor...'
    *Kriegsman reaching for his shovel*

  • @rustyshackleford9604
    @rustyshackleford9604 Год назад +5

    Death korps of krieg: literally kills demons with shovels and have no fear of death
    Storm trooper: can't hit anything 5ft away
    It's not even close

    • @ianraymo350
      @ianraymo350 Год назад +2

      Stormtroopers weren't actually meant to be memed into being horrible shots. In the first instance, they actually have above-average accuracy, after all the empire wouldn't want a noticeable decrease in quality from its troops after it phased the clones out. It's just that most people seem to forget that they're going up against the equivalent of space Jesus as well as plot armor being a thing for the main trio; which results in most of the time shots either missing entirely or injuring them in a way that isn't going to kill them.

    • @countercomeback5504
      @countercomeback5504 Год назад

      They can't hit anyone if the opposition has plot armor

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle Год назад +2

      If you’re a named character you can only be killed by a named character. This is law in both 40k and Star Wars

    • @rustyshackleford9604
      @rustyshackleford9604 Год назад

      True i get the whole plot armor is strong in both but i remember reading in lore talking about storm troopers being inaccurate due to not be able to see well through the visors so the way i see it they're running into a fight with the krieg not being able to see well inaccurate af or taking their helmets off shooting better but exposing their heads i just see them at a huge disadvantage the whole fight

    • @starhammer5247
      @starhammer5247 Год назад

      @@rustyshackleford9604 Actually, the only reason people couldn't see in those helmets is because the helmets have advanced sensors that check to see if the one wearing is the one who registered the armour. If it comes back negative, they get a shit view and none of the sensor systems.

  • @Heidao623
    @Heidao623 Год назад +1

    You're not serving the Emperor right unless you're closing in on the enemy for melee brother!

  • @revolrz22
    @revolrz22 Год назад +6

    The stormtrooper was correct. It *does* take more than dying stoically. That's why GW also designed them with world war German aesthetics to squeeze money out of a certian kind of person.

    • @deathkorpsinfantryman1898
      @deathkorpsinfantryman1898 Год назад +4

      actually, the uniform combines elements of German, french, and English military uniforms from ww1 not ww2. the Nazis didn't come about until after the first world war, back then Germany was an empire under a Constitutional monarchy. furthermore the empire in star wars is explicitly based on Nazi Germany, so in way i could argue that lucasfilm made gave the Empire its aesthetics to "get money out a certain kind of person" as you put it

    • @revolrz22
      @revolrz22 Год назад +1

      @Death Korps infantryman Standard response. There is very little that isn't distinctly German about them. The overcoat is French, that's about it.
      Their name, Death Korps, is an obvious throwback to Nazi Germany. They wear the Stahlhelm, which was present in both world wars and was a key cultural identifier to the WW2 German army and a central icon to Nazi propaganda.
      You show a non 40k fan a picture of a DKK, and they'll say "German." They are built from the ground up to appeal to the Nazi aesthetic, and Games Workshop knew this.
      Oh, and their planet is called Krieg.
      The hilarious thing about their fans is that everyone revels in their German aesthetics, making them speak and act German. But then when someone says something about it, they knee-jerk to day that they're British or something as if their silhouette isn't absolutely that of SS soldiers.
      "Ah ja, ja Hans look at that panzerkamphwagen Leman Russ. What? No, no we aren't German at all! Stop saying that!"

    • @deathkorpsinfantryman1898
      @deathkorpsinfantryman1898 Год назад

      @@revolrz22 the helmet is a mix between the German Stahlhlem and the french Adrian helmet and also the gas mask and respirator is based on the British small box respirator. the entire design predates Nazism and is Thematically based on ww1 not ww2-specifically trench warfare overwhelmingly associated with ww1, as well as their penchant for throwing themselves at the enemy's guns by the thousand, a deliberate allusion to the wasteful ''over the top'' tactics used by uncaring generals at the time. the dkok willingness to throw themselves at the enemy with no concern for their own life, in the name of devotion to some far flung leader who doesn't even know they exist, is meant to be a tragic allusion to the millions senselessly lost in the first world war, not something to be proud of. like much of 40k they're supposed to be ironic, something that is lost in the memes and even in official lore taking itself too seriously. further just because something has a german name doesn't mean that it involves the nazis! hell, when you see a Buddhist with a Swastika around their neck do you run over and rip it off? because fun fact: the Nazis appropriated everything! including their own culture! taking symbols, ideas, names and whatever else they could find in order to twist them in a way that would support their agenda. i know the american education system is bad but for f sake go read a book!

    • @revolrz22
      @revolrz22 Год назад

      @Death Korps infantryman You're just copy/pasting a reddit post.
      There is nothing relating to the Adrian helmet on their stahlhelm. The crest present on their helm doesn't even remotely resemble the one on the adrian, and even if it did, it doesn't change the silhouette in any meaningful way.
      So, key components of their visual aesthetic are either ripped directly from German or German inspired. They're called the Death Korps of Krieg, use German spellings, and have the suicidal psychology of the SS. But You're going to maintain that they have nothing to do with glorifying German militarism in the 30s and 40s.
      You tell me to read a book, and just copy-paste a reddit post from a subreddit that scrambles to make pathetic excuses for their design. Lol.

    • @deathkorpsinfantryman1898
      @deathkorpsinfantryman1898 Год назад

      @@revolrz22 yet that Reddit post was historically accurate unlike your argument thus far, i know my history i gave you the historical context but you still refuse to listen. the death korps don't glorify anything however there is plenty of american media that glorify u.s militarism and imperialist wars of aggression that guys like you seem to eat up without hesitation am i right? also another fun fact: the nazis were inspired by the actions of u.s and other European powers of the time, don't believe me? go watch badempanada's video on the subject, they weren't the only ones who did what they did. my point is that you shouldn't make bold slanderous claims without first looking at pesky things like historical context and verifying your sources, which is something you've clearly failed to do. besides you have no right to call other people nazis for enjoying a harmless game meanwhile your country elected a real one just six years ago and who later tried to overthrow the government when he lost the last election by inciting a riot! not to mention the mexican border concentration camps and your nations long history of overthrowing foreign governments who aren't aligned with your empire's economic interest.
      and of course the long history of u.s war crimes & interventions your nation has committed in the name of "freedom" should i list them? south dakota 1890: 300+ Lakota civilians massacred at wounded knee.
      Argentina 1890: u.s "interests" protected in buenos aires. chile 1891: marines clash with nationalist rebels.
      haiti 1891: black revolt on Navassa island defeated. idaho 1892: army suppresses silver miner's strike.
      Hawai'i 1893: independent kingdom overthrown, later seized in 1898.
      chicago 1894: breaking of rail strike, 34 killed.
      nicaragua 1894: month-long occupation of bluefields.
      china 1894-95 marines land in sino-japanese war.
      korea 1894-96 marines kept in seoul during war.
      panama 1895: marines land in colombian province.
      nicaragua 1896: marines land in port of corinto.
      china 1898-1900: boxer rebellion fought by foreign armies.
      Philippines 1898-1910: seized from spain, killed 600,000 Filipinos.
      cuba 1898-1902: seized from spain still holds Guantanamo base.
      puerto rico 1898: seized from spain, occupation continues.
      Guam 1898: seized from spain, still used as base.
      Minnesota 1898: army battles ojibwe revolt at leech lake.
      nicaragua again! 1898: marines land at port of san juan del sur.
      samoa 1899: battle over succession to throne; annexed east.
      nicaragua wow you just can't leave 'em alone can you?! 1899: marines land at port of bluefields.
      idaho 1899-1901: army occupies Coeur d' Alene mining region.
      Oklahoma 1901: army battles creek native revolt.
      panama 1901-14: broke off from colombia 1903, annexed canal zone; opened canal in 1914.
      Honduras 1903: marines intervene in revolution.
      dominican rep. 1903-04: u.s interests protected in revolution.
      korea 1904-05 marines land in russo-japanese war.
      cuba again 1906-09 marines land in democratic election. etc etc this isn't even the whole list i'm just tired of writing it! but lets look at a few notable moments shall we: chile sept 11 1973: cia- backed coup overthrows elected leftist president salvador allende and installs puppet dictator augusto pinochet and currently does the same for other tyrants across the world all in the name freedom right? oh and of course the mai lai massacre during the vietnam war that happened on march 16 1968 were u.s killers, slaughtered between 347 and 504 unarmed people. but sure lets define and reduct the entire history of germany into a single terrible decade and pretend like we didn't do the same shit to other people across the globe for the last 500 years and are still doing it today! if you can make the absurd claim anyone who plays death korps is a nazi! that'll claim anyone who collects Gi joe, plays call of duty, & watches micheal bay supports the iraq war and u.s imperialism along with all the war crimes it entails with impunity. hell, i'll even claim that 9\11 was fully justified. which it was. and that the u.s deserves to burn for its sins, DEATH TO AMERICA!

  • @voin5371
    @voin5371 Год назад +1

    That Stormtrooper talking mad stuff for a guy in brutal shovelling range.

  • @GlobalOutcast
    @GlobalOutcast Год назад

    Found this while looking for the sabaton song "Stromtroopers"
    Great video man!!

  • @BlackironEzekiel
    @BlackironEzekiel Год назад +1

    You serve the Emperor? Say less, our sacrifice awaits us, let's go!

  •  Год назад +1

    Congrats trooper, you now have a higher duty to complete...just don't die too quickly.

  • @lmjpc1
    @lmjpc1 Год назад +1

    I half expected the KRIEG soldier to pull his shovel out

  • @thomasyoung2226
    @thomasyoung2226 Год назад

    Dude this is funny. I like ur animation man! Keep up the cool vids!😎👍

  • @alexkatc59
    @alexkatc59 Год назад +1

    You know, once i had met comissar, he shouted: "Tanis first and only, attack!"
    And i runed and runed in the hell with him.
    For fuck sake, i am not even from Tanis.

  • @leihamada4672
    @leihamada4672 11 месяцев назад +1

    Kriegsman1: (After a few days) They can't hit a target regardless of if it's moving, stationary, or glued to their gun. Their version of a Lasgun made our tech priest LMFAO in binary for six hours. And their level of incompetence is deeply concerning. But it's almost as if dying for their emperor is a sport. I asked how many wounded from their last engagement, and it was as if I was introducing an entirely new concept to them. I'm starting to think their armor kills them regardless of where they are shot.
    Kriegsman2: So... you are saying we have found a new source of food for our horses?