The way my husband did it was he pulled one of the hairs on my face and said, oh, I thought it was an eye lash. That's the only way I noticed I get a couple dark mustache hairs on the ends. I wasn't mad, a little embarrassed, but now I make sure I tweeze them out! I think a mature woman won't be mad, just embarrassed for a moment. No one's perfect, it's no big deal.
Ooooh Jeshush. I was in a similar situation once, this girl I was dating had a mustache and hair on her cheeks so I told her about it, just like that i said: You know what? You are too beautiful to keep that fur there, have you tried taking it off?. Turns out she was affraid that it would regrow thicker if she removed it, so I helped her pay for laser removal. Her self esteem improved a lot after that. There was no drama, no hard feelings none of that shit. More often than not girls are aware of stuff like that but affraid it will backfire if they try to fix it.
@Nonaya Bidness because women have to look good for us. That's the system. They have to look good and they have to compete with other women for male attention. They know what men like to look at and internalize it. So their view of themselves is wrapped up in how we view them. What's ugly to us is ugly to them. There are women who will say "I got the laser hair removal for myself. Because *I* didn't want a mustache." Of COURSE there are women who will pay for that themselves once a guy brings it up as a problem. (Also there are guys who will fall back on that "She did it for herself" notion so they can not feel shallow/manipulative) Who do you think pays for most women's breast augmentations most of the time? Women do that. Because someone else (the world) says "Your breasts are too small or look weird". So, even though I feel like you already know all this, that's why they certainly Would pay for something like that themselves. Which is why it's actually pretty decent of the dude to pay for it himself/help her pay.
That guy who thinks his gf didn't figure out that he somehow involves with that message has a 3 year old innocence... she must have understood in a split second that it's somehow from him. What would you guys think if you get a "your balls are hairy" message from a random number right after you hook up with a girl over the weekend? You'd think it's somehow her, right? Calling or texting from a different number to say what we wanna say is the game *women invented* LOL She didn't cause a drama about it probably because she thinks he's right and she felt embrassed, that's all.
Your face is visible to everyone else. Your balls are not. That's where the analogy breaks down. The balls are traceable to a few people while the mustache could be many more people.
Men don’t walk around with their balls out, so we would know it either has to be her or an ex, or given the fact that we’re guys, it could also possibly be a buddy being funny. A mustache is something everyone can see, this doesn’t compare 😂
same story dream girl randomly hits me up we hang and noticed she had a lil bit of a stach didnt bother me neither did the little bit of fur on the clam either lol.
This sounds like an old Seinfeld episode. That show was based on extremely flawed people who are miserable and look for minor flaws in others to justify they're misery.
Damn you can't let a perfect woman go over hair. She must hide it good if this is the first time you noticed. I understand. I'm not sure what I'd do, but great job in the end.
This is the first half of a great sitcom episode! The second half is how that girl finds out what happened and is pissed off and creeped out, end of relationship, new episode ext week!
Good news: the man squeezed out of an embarrasing situation: Girl will take care of herself better and the guy feels like Tom Cruise. Bad News: Every girl listening to this now knows the play, and theyre gonna spread the story! Can't use it again!! Thanks bro :/
Im natrually blonde and i unfortunately have a very light, very unnoticeable mustache. Never noticed it until my ex straight told me to go " shave your mustache" lol we laughed about it for years 🤣
She knew it was him with the mustache thing. Women are not fucking stupid lol, she's just a real one who knew if the mustache wasn't a deal breaker for him, shaving it shouldn't be a deal breaker for her. Simple
had a similar situation in fantasy. dude brought his wife in and he just had two teams to draw players from. so she got last place and he got first. it was the death of the league.
Friendships are hard to keep after you get married or one of your homies gets married. If a man put as much effort into destroying his woman's relationships as she puts into destroying his relationships. He would be called toxic. Not women though! This shit really grinds my gears!
I've lost several over the years. I'm losing one right now and he is not even married yet, but he has made several major lifestyle changes. I wish him the best, but he is in the "fair weather" friend category now.
Lost what i thought was a good friend to a siren like that. Dudes not even “officially” dating her and yet they co signed a house and he basically took fathership of her kid. The guys in his very early 20s. Good things hes a hard worker and has a good job i guess. Lord knows she doesn’t work. She just OPENLY sleeps with other men. He knows and doesnt care. (Hes a cuck)
Upper lip hair exists on 99.9% of women, they just hide it well. Damn, I didn’t realize how much men cared about body hair. Thought they were adult enough to know women are humans too. Meanwhile men don’t do a fraction of the maintenance work women do.
Try differentiating between pig men and real men. Though body grooming may not necessarily be an indicator of this. Good guys are out there, although there is a significant paucity.
it's childish an dinsecure and vain and horrible that all these guys have such a problem with the tiniest bit of barely visible fuzz that Burr says "Burt Reynolds" is a huge indicator of the insecurity and delusion these guys have
You replace two og's to make way for a woman that can't give you a few hours a week to yourself. If a friend of mine did that I would leave the league. If he did that he will take ot further everytime his girl tells him to.
Big hands Seinfeld episode. Just buy her some wax and call it a day. Guys have flaws that women put up with too. Don't be superficial and let her get away.
Wow, ok boys. Think smart on this one. You need to book her an appointment for the salons for nails and a foot rub, ask the people at the nail place if they do waxing and tell them to make a point of her it’s face wax time.
Perfect opportunity to take the coupon and ditch the man baby who is deeply troubled by body hair lmao prepubescent kids are the only bodies that are naturally bald so...
I had a girl in highschool who was indian (But looked like a white girl tbh) and she had that peachfuzz above her lip too, it really bothered me but she was a stunner in every other aspect. I probably would've asked her to shave it if we had dated longer but the fact of the matter is she broke up with me after about a month so I never got the chance XD
"i didn't hurt her feelings" but..u..did, just didnt sign your name at bottom :| not a bad solution but she may be paranoid about who in her life has a problem with her looks. asking one of her girl friend would probably be the least damaging
The first dude did good there. That's one way to get a woman to do what you want without hurting her feelings 🤣😂 That second dude is a victim of his friend simping out on a woman. Too bad
This guy is pretty audacious for assuming this girl was unaware of it. If she really was this sculpted image of beauty, then she knows, but probably already shaves once a day and it most likely just grows quickly. Or worse, she wanted to be relaxed and vulnerable around you, and ya failed the vibe check. Idk.
He said she has a natural beauty and that she was unconcerned with makeup and stuff like that, besides it's entirely possible not to know, I have small hairs between my eyebrows and hairline and hairs next to my nose, took 18 years to notice
Fuck being polite to a friend's +1, if a +1 has room temperature IQ and that friend still proceeds to be with that person in spite of being obviously unfit for the group, it's better to terminate whatever we have. He'll end up being a bad friend every single time.
😂 😂 😂 Tell her to remove the mustache! NO, Bill, a clever and elegant way would be to spend her a day in a beauty salon or a hotel with a spa and a beauty area and talk with the professionals there, explain it to the professional and give them a tip, and the rest is going to play out well! Woman are listening to beauty professionals and when she comes back you can tell her "I couldn't imagine that you could become even more beautiful", and then grab her hand and go to a private place...............................! 🤙🏻
Only way I can think of other than finding a random untraceable stranger is to tell her friend to suggest it because it “worked for her”. Say it was her own idea but her man asked if she waxed her lips because kissing her felt amazing. Boom. Win-win. Then as a bonus if you end up breaking up the friend is going to console her saying he’s not worth it he’s an ass he told me you have a stache and boom you won the breakup too.
Long time ago a friend of mine started going out with this new girl. At the time he wasn't taking it too seriously. One time he showed me naked pictures of her kind of showing off in a way. Fast forward 15 years, they're married and have 3 kids
Do what i did. Get in the shower together and start shaving your own face and then while you are talking look and her and say hey you got a couple stray hairs as if you just noticed them. Then make It a habit. My wife is half mexican and some of those lip hairs could tow a boat
And if you can't talk to her and tell her these are your friends and you can't do that then your not a true friend and you and your girl won't make it anyway.
Just shave yourself with electric razor then hand it to her and say:" here you need it" Thats what I did the first week with my wife. She just took it and went into the toilet and removed it, been 3 years now and never seen that mustach again.
Should have been honest, walked up to her and said, "I mustache you a question."
Sheeeesh 😂😂
🤣
SHUDDUP!!! 😂😂😂
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Hahahahahahaha
Thats the most wholesome way for the mustache story to work out lmao
This is absolutely hilarious haha the random text message "You have a mustache"
Absolutely got my abs hurtin haha
Hahaha I laughed so freaking hard the first time I heard it
The way my husband did it was he pulled one of the hairs on my face and said, oh, I thought it was an eye lash. That's the only way I noticed I get a couple dark mustache hairs on the ends. I wasn't mad, a little embarrassed, but now I make sure I tweeze them out! I think a mature woman won't be mad, just embarrassed for a moment. No one's perfect, it's no big deal.
Your husband is smart lol
😭
Your husband is subtle, this guy is a brick.
hahahah
Your husband definitely loves you.
I think that girl knows: who else would bother to send a text message from a foreign number just to talk about her mustache.
Ooooh Jeshush.
I was in a similar situation once, this girl I was dating had a mustache and hair on her cheeks so I told her about it, just like that i said: You know what? You are too beautiful to keep that fur there, have you tried taking it off?. Turns out she was affraid that it would regrow thicker if she removed it, so I helped her pay for laser removal. Her self esteem improved a lot after that. There was no drama, no hard feelings none of that shit.
More often than not girls are aware of stuff like that but affraid it will backfire if they try to fix it.
No, but they will get tit and ass implants instead. Nothing wrong with lase removal and it does not make you look plastic.
you paid for lol simp
@Nonaya Bidness because women have to look good for us. That's the system. They have to look good and they have to compete with other women for male attention. They know what men like to look at and internalize it. So their view of themselves is wrapped up in how we view them. What's ugly to us is ugly to them. There are women who will say "I got the laser hair removal for myself. Because *I* didn't want a mustache." Of COURSE there are women who will pay for that themselves once a guy brings it up as a problem. (Also there are guys who will fall back on that "She did it for herself" notion so they can not feel shallow/manipulative)
Who do you think pays for most women's breast augmentations most of the time? Women do that. Because someone else (the world) says "Your breasts are too small or look weird". So, even though I feel like you already know all this, that's why they certainly Would pay for something like that themselves. Which is why it's actually pretty decent of the dude to pay for it himself/help her pay.
@@RepubliconCelebrityPresidents sounds like my dude been listening to Jordan Petterson
1. Mustache story ended WAY better than I thought it would.
2. As an avid fantasy football fan, this stuff makes me mad as can be.
This is so funny. The anonymous text "you have a mustache" from a random number 😂
I’m writing this down.
Thanks brother! What a play!
Driving down the interstate and almost swerved off the road because I was laughing so hard at 4:50
Mission accomplished
did you die???
Bro I burst out laughing for so long imagining her getting that text. Instantly looking around suspiciously like wtf 😭
That guy who thinks his gf didn't figure out that he somehow involves with that message has a 3 year old innocence... she must have understood in a split second that it's somehow from him. What would you guys think if you get a "your balls are hairy" message from a random number right after you hook up with a girl over the weekend? You'd think it's somehow her, right?
Calling or texting from a different number to say what we wanna say is the game *women invented* LOL
She didn't cause a drama about it probably because she thinks he's right and she felt embrassed, that's all.
100% agree.
Agreed!
Your face is visible to everyone else. Your balls are not. That's where the analogy breaks down. The balls are traceable to a few people while the mustache could be many more people.
@@bodombeastmode yeah but come on zach, lmao
Men don’t walk around with their balls out, so we would know it either has to be her or an ex, or given the fact that we’re guys, it could also possibly be a buddy being funny. A mustache is something everyone can see, this doesn’t compare 😂
same story dream girl randomly hits me up we hang and noticed she had a lil bit of a stach didnt bother me neither did the little bit of fur on the clam either lol.
She also had back hair, thick arm hair, or both
Clam hair isn't an automatic no for me, however if she's hairy like a husky on her pits, legs, back and face... yeah I'm out.
Yeti
Most women have to deal with facial hair. That's why they wax, pluck, tweeze, thread, etc.
Yeah but chick was clearly due for a shave
Shaving facial hair is not a smart move.
Leaves stubs. Feeling facial stubs on woman is weird af.
The thumbnail 😂😂😂👌🏻
I know! I've scrolled down and this channel has some great ones. Bill has a huge melon in all of them, even Bill setting at a table with Meg Ryan 😂
@@Hammerback0In which ones is he holding a big melon? Is it anything to do with the stories or just random? 🤔
Yo it’s actually kind of freaky 😂😂😂
Absolutely genius, way to keep it a secret, sending it to be broadcast
This sounds like an old Seinfeld episode. That show was based on extremely flawed people who are miserable and look for minor flaws in others to justify they're misery.
Ooh, if my ex texts me, I'll have to recommend that to her.
That’s the best interpretation of Seinfeld I’ve ever heard
*their
the vanity and narcissism nonsense is largely what it is about
Damn you can't let a perfect woman go over hair. She must hide it good if this is the first time you noticed. I understand. I'm not sure what I'd do, but great job in the end.
Well, now you know what you'd do. lol
From reading your comment you'd prolly just let her grown it out 🤣🤣🤣
This is the first half of a great sitcom episode! The second half is how that girl finds out what happened and is pissed off and creeped out, end of relationship, new episode ext week!
I went to school with a really cute girl who had some slight hair in the mustache area just like he describes. I didn’t think it was that big a deal
Deceiving someone you care about could lead to more deception in the future. Lying gets easier with practice. It's a Pandora's Box..
The mustache story ended beautifully 🤭
Kissing Burt Reynolds 😂😂
The story about his discovery of the mustache is straight out of Seinfeld.
Yes🤣🤣🤣
Girlfriend has her Canadian friend text him: you have halitosis.
That thumbnail is gold
100%. I’ve been laughing at it for about 5 straight minutes.
Good news: the man squeezed out of an embarrasing situation: Girl will take care of herself better and the guy feels like Tom Cruise.
Bad News: Every girl listening to this now knows the play, and theyre gonna spread the story! Can't use it again!! Thanks bro :/
You broke my brain trying to read this
"And the guy feels like Tom Cruise" XD good one
Take care of herself better. Lol.
"this isn't even funny this is really upsetting to me" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol he texted me back 20 minutes later, mission complete 🤣😂
solid picture hahaha
👏 slow clap 👏
Im natrually blonde and i unfortunately have a very light, very unnoticeable mustache. Never noticed it until my ex straight told me to go " shave your mustache" lol we laughed about it for years 🤣
@Nonaya Bidness Uh, yes we do. We get along better as friends
Dude called a hit out a moustache lol
Imagine if she finds this, it's such an isolated situation your fucked.
I laughed way harder than expected at that chicks pic in the thumbnail.
Based on the title alone I knew this would be absolutely hilarious!
She knew it was him with the mustache thing. Women are not fucking stupid lol, she's just a real one who knew if the mustache wasn't a deal breaker for him, shaving it shouldn't be a deal breaker for her. Simple
had a similar situation in fantasy. dude brought his wife in and he just had two teams to draw players from. so she got last place and he got first. it was the death of the league.
This is brilliant! 😂
What a legend
Friendships are hard to keep after you get married or one of your homies gets married. If a man put as much effort into destroying his woman's relationships as she puts into destroying his relationships. He would be called toxic. Not women though! This shit really grinds my gears!
I've lost several over the years. I'm losing one right now and he is not even married yet, but he has made several major lifestyle changes. I wish him the best, but he is in the "fair weather" friend category now.
Thats all you can do.
It happens both ways incel
Lost what i thought was a good friend to a siren like that. Dudes not even “officially” dating her and yet they co signed a house and he basically took fathership of her kid. The guys in his very early 20s. Good things hes a hard worker and has a good job i guess. Lord knows she doesn’t work. She just OPENLY sleeps with other men. He knows and doesnt care. (Hes a cuck)
@@ishish8816 what?
Cosmo Kramer would’ve said it straight up 😂
"You're as pretty as any of those girls. You just need a nose-job."
Upper lip hair exists on 99.9% of women, they just hide it well. Damn, I didn’t realize how much men cared about body hair. Thought they were adult enough to know women are humans too. Meanwhile men don’t do a fraction of the maintenance work women do.
You're a crazy person.
@@youmustpaythetrolltoll8517 do you have an actual defense or did you just get offended?
Try differentiating between pig men and real men. Though body grooming may not necessarily be an indicator of this. Good guys are out there, although there is a significant paucity.
it's childish an dinsecure and vain and horrible that all these guys have such a problem with the tiniest bit of barely visible fuzz
that Burr says "Burt Reynolds" is a huge indicator of the insecurity and delusion these guys have
Brilliant!
You replace two og's to make way for a woman that can't give you a few hours a week to yourself. If a friend of mine did that I would leave the league. If he did that he will take ot further everytime his girl tells him to.
Especially if they are solid members of the league! Replacing good ffb owners can be super challenging.
Dang! I need to get more friends.
Guy's more complicated than the situation
Smooth, well handled!
All women have peach fuzz. Just use your eyes. Some shave it, but they all have it.
Be worried when they don't shave it at all.
Big hands Seinfeld episode. Just buy her some wax and call it a day. Guys have flaws that women put up with too. Don't be superficial and let her get away.
The girl knows it was him
No doubt.
Have a feeling fantasy football guy will need a friend or two when it hits the fan with his new lady futher down the line
That pic.....lol!
Wow, ok boys. Think smart on this one. You need to book her an appointment for the salons for nails and a foot rub, ask the people at the nail place if they do waxing and tell them to make a point of her it’s face wax time.
That's a wayyyy better plan. She definitely knew what was up the way he did it
Did not expect to see that the cover photo is from one of Stephen Chow’s movies lol
I'm definitely using this
You wait till she's making fun of you... then fire at will
That thumbnail is from a Hong Kong movie, Shaolin Soccer.
Thank you.
I Wonder if he had just watched it 😄
Could have solved problem with $200 of laser hair removal. Could have bought her a Groupon and solved the issue
Perfect opportunity to take the coupon and ditch the man baby who is deeply troubled by body hair lmao prepubescent kids are the only bodies that are naturally bald so...
th eissue is his vanity and insecurity and shallowness - mygod, get over yourselves
Who is the football league guy’s girlfriend, Yoko Ono?
bahaha!
Now she knows.
The thumbnail 😭
I had a girl in highschool who was indian (But looked like a white girl tbh) and she had that peachfuzz above her lip too, it really bothered me but she was a stunner in every other aspect. I probably would've asked her to shave it if we had dated longer but the fact of the matter is she broke up with me after about a month so I never got the chance XD
Good idea!
"i didn't hurt her feelings"
but..u..did, just didnt sign your name at bottom :|
not a bad solution but she may be paranoid about who in her life has a problem with her looks. asking one of her girl friend would probably be the least damaging
2nd story proves pals before gals isn't always true
“Did you order the code red!!??”
I 100% wouldn't care. I've dated indian girls and it's pretty much mandatory for them to have upper lip fuzz... Doesn't bother me at all.
The most beautiful woman I've ever seen had a moustache. I'll take a moustache if it's on her.
You can do multiple fantasy leagues . He could have done one with them and whoever else from the original league.
Fucking Legend
epic shit 😎
I'd be Stoked if that was the biggest issue.
The first dude did good there. That's one way to get a woman to do what you want without hurting her feelings 🤣😂
That second dude is a victim of his friend simping out on a woman. Too bad
This guy is pretty audacious for assuming this girl was unaware of it. If she really was this sculpted image of beauty, then she knows, but probably already shaves once a day and it most likely just grows quickly. Or worse, she wanted to be relaxed and vulnerable around you, and ya failed the vibe check. Idk.
You're a worse Chip than Chip Chipperson
Had she shaved regularly, the stache would not have been described as a peach fuzz, i would assume.
Or, get your mind around this, her activity mainly revolves around nightlife.
He said she has a natural beauty and that she was unconcerned with makeup and stuff like that, besides it's entirely possible not to know, I have small hairs between my eyebrows and hairline and hairs next to my nose, took 18 years to notice
Sounds like a Seinfeld episode
Sounds like a seinfeld episode
Meat hammer 😆
Fuck being polite to a friend's +1, if a +1 has room temperature IQ and that friend still proceeds to be with that person in spite of being obviously unfit for the group, it's better to terminate whatever we have. He'll end up being a bad friend every single time.
😂 😂 😂
Tell her to remove the mustache!
NO, Bill, a clever and elegant way would be to spend her a day in a beauty salon or a hotel with a spa and a beauty area and talk with the professionals there, explain it to the professional and give them a tip, and the rest is going to play out well!
Woman are listening to beauty professionals and when she comes back you can tell her "I couldn't imagine that you could become even more beautiful", and then grab her hand and go to a private place...............................!
🤙🏻
Lol you did 张柏芝 dirty in the thumbnail!
this is like a Seinfeld episode
Only way I can think of other than finding a random untraceable stranger is to tell her friend to suggest it because it “worked for her”. Say it was her own idea but her man asked if she waxed her lips because kissing her felt amazing. Boom. Win-win. Then as a bonus if you end up breaking up the friend is going to console her saying he’s not worth it he’s an ass he told me you have a stache and boom you won the breakup too.
He could have just bought a wax kit ask her to wax his eyebrows for him, and he could then ask if she wants him to wax her anywhere.
What a thumbnail lol
Tremendous....
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Most women have a mustache. They just remove the hair.
Long time ago a friend of mine started going out with this new girl. At the time he wasn't taking it too seriously. One time he showed me naked pictures of her kind of showing off in a way. Fast forward 15 years, they're married and have 3 kids
Next time just buy a new prepaid sim.
Text her yourself, throw away the sim card.
Problem solved aswell
Do what i did. Get in the shower together and start shaving your own face and then while you are talking look and her and say hey you got a couple stray hairs as if you just noticed them. Then make It a habit. My wife is half mexican and some of those lip hairs could tow a boat
think about hotdog
Oh, goodness, she better never find out until after they're married...🤦🏻♀️
Is that a picture of Lisa ' left eye' Sanchez?
On December 1st tell her that no shave November is over and she can get rid of the facial hair now.
LOL
Just fucking say, i love but shave the mustache looooooool, what's wrong with people ....
And if you can't talk to her and tell her these are your friends and you can't do that then your not a true friend and you and your girl won't make it anyway.
Just shave yourself with electric razor then hand it to her and say:" here you need it" Thats what I did the first week with my wife. She just took it and went into the toilet and removed it, been 3 years now and never seen that mustach again.
If she tried to kiss me with a nose neighbour I'd say; 'Sorry love, gotta go, must dash...'
@6:00 hahaha