@@JasonBrant i was a bouncer/security/contract bodyguard for almost 30 years. in my prime, i was 6'3", weighed 280, honorably discharged army 5th SFG ("Green Beret") and for recreation i played semi-pro football as an (off/def)ensive lineman. now for the reason i tell you this. one night at my club, a midget hopped up onto the stage, and ran across, slapping the dancer's asses as he blew past. personally, i thought it was about as funny as funny gets. but rules are rules, so he had to go. i chased him around for a bit, then finally got him cornered. and this is where i made my big mistake... i told him, _"Listen up, Gimli. It's time to Oompa-Loompa your ass out of here before shit gets real."_ his face slowly turned purple then he opened up an industrial-sized drum of whoopass on me. for over 2/3rds of the brawl, he was kicking the everlovin' shit out of me. then i finally started to get the better of him. i finally got him under control and he tapped out. i picked him up and carried him out the door and tossed him into a medium-sized snowdrift. it took me several years to figure out how he was kicking my ass. i realized that pretty much EVERY fight he'd been in was with an average sized person. but how often does someone slap leather with a dwarf? you have to use different moves and tactics when brawling with a midget. and the entire time you're getting things figured out, they are operating in their comfort zone with you. once i experienced this epiphany, i swore i would never, ever, ever fight a midget again.
lol the tongueless guy: "He's like Jar Jar Philippenes..." Ever notice how they use the sound of a ricocheting bullet for when Weng Weng is getting chest shots at 19:30?
25:32 Featuring Tall Filipino Guy as "Mk1 Mod1 Weng Weng Launcher!" Also, initially I was annoyed with "tongueless guy" as well, but he kinda grew on me as the movie progressed! Perfect comic relief for...Weng's equally comical murderous rampage!
Hell yes Weng Weng! He's definitely able to sell his hits because he could probably hit the other actors at full strength without really hurting them lol
Those stunts were no joke. Weng Weng is an action hero! Right at 23:04 the dude is hanging by his ankles, and does an upside down crunch while swinging to get to the ropes. Man is a beast!
Everybody's doing Weng Weng tonight! Man is a legend, lived a short life and done only 3 movies, but what a huge amount of joy he gave to all of us! P.S. Once another test to Erin's ability of handling short jokes 😂
Weng Weng spends time nestled in the sack of a giant and subsists by snatching random foods off of tabletops... if this doesn't get the stamp, what does? 🤣
We need some blu ray production company to 4k these Weng Weng flicks his movies deserve to been seen in high quality. Hilarious reactions, love Weng Weng a shame that third 00 movie is missing.
🎶Wicki wicki Weng, Wicki-Weng Weng… Weng Weng, desperado Rough rider, no you don't want nada None of this, 2 feet gunnin' this, brother runnin' this Munchkin soldier, look, it's like I told ya Any damsel that's in distress Be outta that dress when she meet Wengs best Short neck so go check the law and abide Watch your step or flex and get a hole in your side… Its the Weng Weng West… Step into the Weng Weng West!🎶
Mexas, filipinean cowboys, ninjas, midget ewok indians, electrical lamps, the tongueless guy having the most of the dialogues.... this one is priceless!!! I can't stop lmao!!
The more it went on the funnier that no tongue guy became. That scene serenading that woman with song and he was "singing" along made me cry laughing so hard WTF 😂
YES!!! I was HOPING you'd get a copy of this!! Weng Weng was a little god. Also, Leather?? That dude's feet must be like hoof horn to run that fast on that ground!
See what you did there with the Pulp Fiction reference. The stunts in the Weng Weng films are actually crazy good. He really was super athletic...kinda takes you off guard. Tho he probably got jacked up with a the crazy drops and slides they tossed him into. When they let him loose it's good stuff. The films are Grind House elite. Guy came off as Chuck Norris in Lone Wolf McQuaid. Beat Chuck in body count comparing the films tho...lol. But I dig watching your reactions to the Weng films. Like they legitimately give you all joy....beer might help...but joy none the less. Appreciated.
We have aborigine Ewoks, Philippine Chewbacca, giant Han Solo, and Mexican bandito storm troopers I didn’t know I needed this in my life This was great You guys are awesome
Jeez, if you had your tongue cut out, and it has been years since, you wouldn’t try to answer like you still have a tongue. Aayaiyah! Ahyaya. Holy cow. This movie is ridiculous and you guys make my Sunday. Cheers
I’m happy someone finally sent you all this. When I heard there was a LOST wang want film I looked for it and was about to send it. It was only on shitty dual DVD from Walmart lol
The legend has finally returned to SBIG...and by that I don't mean Dave for once. Also, instead of the term 'going straight for the jugular', 'going straight for the balls' applies to Weng Weng. Also, part of me wished that 'Jar Jar Philiipines' was in the movie more just to wind Jason up even more. xD
1:42 'Sifu'?😁😆😅🤣😂 Dave and Brian ARE...SBIG's 'WENGmen'... 4:35 Certified Tagalog spaghetti-western horn section; the Good, the Bad, and the Weng-Weng hanging, as featured here😅🤠 28:54 'Any last words?' 😏
honestly ive never been more happy in losing a vote! Weng Weng! omfg nailed it with the "karioki" Wang chung . i could end the vid right here and laugh for days. Dont tell me none of you noticed Dudes scepter dissapear at 5:11 . @6:26 i had to try to find a copy of this for myself!! Did he really, a Backpack over the shoulder! GOLD! The thing about the im guessing Deaf maybe deffinatly mute character., ive seen that actor before and he is probably really good, the voice over killed him.
This is the only channel that I look forward watching to new videos from. Just hit the thumbs up right away because there is no video on this channel that I don't enjoy.
Some observations: 1.)The "Weng Weng Slide" must become part of our lexicon. 2.) How easy must it be to learn your lines when your character can't talk. 3.) There must already be a movie called "Cowboys and Ninjas" and technically there is...sort of. It's called "Warrior's Way".
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Weng-Weng and Chuck Norris met once for a fight to the death. They took one look at each other, shook hands, and walked away...
🤣
Thank goodness! Otherwise the universe and reality as we know it would have imploded into a super massive black hole.
@@lukewright9031 Weng-Weng used black holes for medicine balls
Chuck Norris and Weng Weng have never been seen in the same room at the same time.
😂😂😂😂
Hell yeah! “The Champ is here!” WENG WENG IS LIFE BABY!!!
He's the best.
Dave and weng!
@@JasonBrant i was a bouncer/security/contract bodyguard for almost 30 years. in my prime, i was 6'3", weighed 280, honorably discharged army 5th SFG ("Green Beret") and for recreation i played semi-pro football as an (off/def)ensive lineman. now for the reason i tell you this.
one night at my club, a midget hopped up onto the stage, and ran across, slapping the dancer's asses as he blew past. personally, i thought it was about as funny as funny gets. but rules are rules, so he had to go. i chased him around for a bit, then finally got him cornered. and this is where i made my big mistake...
i told him, _"Listen up, Gimli. It's time to Oompa-Loompa your ass out of here before shit gets real."_
his face slowly turned purple then he opened up an industrial-sized drum of whoopass on me. for over 2/3rds of the brawl, he was kicking the everlovin' shit out of me. then i finally started to get the better of him. i finally got him under control and he tapped out. i picked him up and carried him out the door and tossed him into a medium-sized snowdrift.
it took me several years to figure out how he was kicking my ass. i realized that pretty much EVERY fight he'd been in was with an average sized person. but how often does someone slap leather with a dwarf? you have to use different moves and tactics when brawling with a midget. and the entire time you're getting things figured out, they are operating in their comfort zone with you. once i experienced this epiphany, i swore i would never, ever, ever fight a midget again.
Weng Weng died in 1992 and is buried in Pasay Philippines. He was 34 yrs old. This movie was entertaining but your reactions are priceless.
This saddens me greatly.
I never had the opportunity to give him my wife.
Such a damn shame his other movies haven't survived.
@@jamegumb7298😆
weng weng is invincible because he has a hit-box the size of a postage stamp.
Haha!
Weng found a way to play Oddjob in real life.
"stop asking him questions" - Jason
LMAO
They just kept talking to him!
For real though! Lol 😂
Oddly enough, all of his lines were in the original script.
it's like Opie from Family Guy
“Put him out of MY misery please” 😂
He was driving me nuts, though he kinda grew on me as the movie went on.
In a few episodes we need Jason getting a call from Brian saying "Wha! eh! eeee! ahhhhh! Wuhhhh!"
Hehe, I need to do this.
One more, Erin's shame at laughing at the short jokes is the best part.
That always cracks me up.
"Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes and hold my Weng Weng."
"Put him out of my misery" is a phrase I need to use in my life 😅
Haha, it applies to most of these movies.
16:09 "What is it, Lassie? Timmy has fallen down the well?! No, they've taken Weng Weng!?"
🤣
Swear to flob, I thought of that one, too! 🤣🤣 A Rudd Weatherwax Production
@@random22026 I could understand the confusion between Weng Weng and Timmy. They're the same height.
Just when we needed him the most, Weng Weng returned at the turn of the tide.
He saved the day, as usual.
I was going to try and make a joke about a 3' weng, but it's already funny enough.
Haha
It's tough when the jokes write themselves 😂
Come on man, leave Dave alone!
26:46 "Is he a hood ornament?"
They pulled a Lord Humongous from Mad Max and tied a guy to the front of their golf cart.
@13:51 All I could hear is Peter Boyle when he is singing Puttin' on the Ritz from Young Frankenstein 🤣
😅😅😅😅 I thought the same
🤣
😂😂😂😂
Guy is tortured, gets his tongue cut out, gets beaten up again.... Jason: Do it again, he's still "talking."
Unfortunately I can totally understand why they cut out his tongue! 😂
He deserved more 🤣
WW getting thrown like a football into the house was epically hilarious. Great episode guys. Love it when it’s all four of you.
That was so damn funny.
The Weng Weng version of:
"Toss me."
"What?"
"I cannae make the jump, you're going to have to toss me!" xD
Almost had the looks of a hand launched rocket :D
Didn't expect to see the X-Men's Fastball Special in this movie.
@@jculver1674 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
YEEEAAAH!!! More Weng Weng finally, 3 feet of ass kicking thunder 😂
He was a beast.
23:33 The fact that Weng Weng could even lift that gun is impressive.
He's used to handling heavy equipment.
@@JasonBrant You'd think he'd have bagger pants.
Yay the whole crew back together!
Been a bit.
*Just sitting around, doing some chores n' stuff. Scrolling my feed*
".........HOLY SHIT! FUKKIN WENG WENG!!!!"
Hell yeah!
When he jumps off the cliff into the water..."You think they have him on a wire for this?"
My first thought was "Like a fishing line?"
Erin: "He can't drive that."
The guys and the ENTIRE internet: "Yes he can, Erin."
14:57 Erin says " I thought we were going to see some Weng Weng sword fighting".....🤨🤨🤨
lol the tongueless guy: "He's like Jar Jar Philippenes..." Ever notice how they use the sound of a ricocheting bullet for when Weng Weng is getting chest shots at 19:30?
I didn't notice that. Nice catch.
Omg...that singing intro was beautiful......... and brutal...just brutal..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Finally, more Weng Weng! We need more of this, you understand?
I'm listening very carefully.
@@JasonBrant
I'm waiting very intently.
😉
25:32 Featuring Tall Filipino Guy as "Mk1 Mod1 Weng Weng Launcher!"
Also, initially I was annoyed with "tongueless guy" as well, but he kinda grew on me as the movie progressed! Perfect comic relief for...Weng's equally comical murderous rampage!
The god Weng Weng snatching every muthafucka birthday...Sifu could never...
That is because was not born on back of the pick up truck during the night. Therefore he got confidence rarely seen in this day and age.
Weng Weng snatched dude's birthdays and their ladies.
Hell yes Weng Weng!
He's definitely able to sell his hits because he could probably hit the other actors at full strength without really hurting them lol
You make a good point!
13:24
"Good evening!"
"Good evening Ms. Dancho!"
"EeOoEeEaAbBaA!"
Best moment in the whole movie! 🤣🤣🤣
The serenade part truly broke me in to a cathartic laughing mess, when you just give up. Great episode as always!
Erin is right, the glory that is Weng Weng is timeless! Weng Weng is life! Weng Weng will save us all! RIP to a real one!🫡
A true legend of cinema.
Weng Weng saw The Wild Bunch and thought, "Me too."
Those stunts were no joke. Weng Weng is an action hero! Right at 23:04 the dude is hanging by his ankles, and does an upside down crunch while swinging to get to the ropes. Man is a beast!
We’ve found a new cussing sound effect. Arrgarrrgargarg. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Guy with no tongue sounds like Mr. Krabs in love with Mrs. Puff.
When they started serenading, I don't know why but every sound Mr. Toungue uttered had me spitting my drink
Glad you waited to do this when the whole crew was available. Too much fun!
We can now call Dave Princess Uppercup 😂
🤣
I laughed at this harder than I should have, I have tears
Dave and Brian's intro was awesome hahaha. Oh man, Dave you funny bugger, you nailed it! 😆
Dave is bigger entertainment than Brian. Dave's Seagal intro will always be legendary.
Everybody's doing Weng Weng tonight!
Man is a legend, lived a short life and done only 3 movies, but what a huge amount of joy he gave to all of us!
P.S. Once another test to Erin's ability of handling short jokes 😂
I really wish his other movies were available. It seems they are lost.
@@JasonBrant Me too, but it is what it is.
The tongueless guy sounds like a hysterical Wookie.
Yeah! I was thinking that maybe his friends could understand him while us are litteraly facepalming in annoyance.😂
I could understand Chewie better than this dude.
@@AnikMonette Grats on the Weng Weng!
Weng Weng spends time nestled in the sack of a giant and subsists by snatching random foods off of tabletops... if this doesn't get the stamp, what does? 🤣
Weng Weng! the man we all look up to!
Really wish this dude got the chance to make more movies, it's exploitative as hell but so entertaining.
I don't know about exploitative, the guy got to live his dream about being an action hero.
He's giving it all, that's for sure!
At 13:28 David’s laugh 😂 That was my exact reaction at that scene! 😆
We need some blu ray production company to 4k these Weng Weng flicks his movies deserve to been seen in high quality.
Hilarious reactions, love Weng Weng a shame that third 00 movie is missing.
They need to be preserved, for sure!
29:16 Charlie Sheen in Hot Shots! 2 says hello 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol Charlie Sheen is a monument to a living style, lol
🎶Wicki wicki Weng, Wicki-Weng Weng…
Weng Weng, desperado
Rough rider, no you don't want nada
None of this, 2 feet gunnin' this, brother runnin' this
Munchkin soldier, look, it's like I told ya
Any damsel that's in distress
Be outta that dress when she meet Wengs best
Short neck so go check the law and abide
Watch your step or flex and get a hole in your side…
Its the Weng Weng West… Step into the Weng Weng West!🎶
Mexas, filipinean cowboys, ninjas, midget ewok indians, electrical lamps, the tongueless guy having the most of the dialogues.... this one is priceless!!! I can't stop lmao!!
I mean this legitimately. One of the most entertaining videos I’ve watched in a long long time lol
The more it went on the funnier that no tongue guy became. That scene serenading that woman with song and he was "singing" along made me cry laughing so hard WTF 😂
Okay, bonus points for the jingle.
YES!!! I was HOPING you'd get a copy of this!! Weng Weng was a little god.
Also, Leather?? That dude's feet must be like hoof horn to run that fast on that ground!
Jesus ! That was some wacky shit! Chucking the dude through the window was insane.😂😂😂😂
See what you did there with the Pulp Fiction reference.
The stunts in the Weng Weng films are actually crazy good. He really was super athletic...kinda takes you off guard. Tho he probably got jacked up with a the crazy drops and slides they tossed him into. When they let him loose it's good stuff.
The films are Grind House elite. Guy came off as Chuck Norris in Lone Wolf McQuaid. Beat Chuck in body count comparing the films tho...lol.
But I dig watching your reactions to the Weng films. Like they legitimately give you all joy....beer might help...but joy none the less. Appreciated.
7am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, LET'S DO THIS!!!!
YES!!!! MORE WENG WENG!!!!! Today's gonna be a good day!!!
ON WIT DA FUN
Good to know Im not the only one that watches with coffee on a Sunday morning!☕️
7:15am also in Alaska, whisky and Zyns ready to go lol
Weng Weng always brings it.
@@Idaho278 ?!?!!??! Anchorage, you?!?
What's a "wit da"?
21:12 Don't worry guys, Weng Weng is fine. He only fell 10 feet.
New holy grail: the first Weng Weng Agent Double-0 movie, which is a lost film.
It's a crime against humanity that no one has a copy of that.
Lost my dog of 14 years and was feeling down. Thanks to weng weng I popped a smile today
Sorry to hear about your dog, Mike.
@@JasonBrant thanks you 4 are fun to watch
We have aborigine Ewoks, Philippine Chewbacca, giant Han Solo, and Mexican bandito storm troopers
I didn’t know I needed this in my life
This was great
You guys are awesome
If it's Weng Weng o'clock I drop everything and watch - *EVERYTHING!!* Thanks, Brant-y Bunch! Peak entertainment, as always
Any time I feel lonely, I come to this channel to hang with my friends.
Like Ewoks coming to save him! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I lost it 🤣
Yes, a Weng Weng movie review! I haven't even watched it yet but I'm already giving it an SBIG stamp. Weng Weng deserves nothing less.
The moaning was the funniest part 😂😂😂
The legend returns!
I watched this very drunk lol the mute guy made my freakin day lol
12:51 there’s your new curse word bleep sound from Dave. The Master Mimic!
That intro is FIRE!!!
We spent minutes making it🤣
@@JasonBrant The dedication and the lyrics...chef's kiss!
🤣🤣🤣 OMG! Barely 2 mins in and you guys surprise me with a theme song!!!
Keep it up!🎉❤
Weng-Weng is not the hero we asked for, he's the hero we needed.
💯
Love it - one Weng, but double Wild!
I am having singing PTSD flashbacks.😵💫 It is John and Yoko all over again when Weng Weng and No Tongue are "singing".🤪
So happy there’s more Weng Weng. I saw this when it was first posted but I had to finish all my crap first so I could settle in for this.
Jeez, if you had your tongue cut out, and it has been years since, you wouldn’t try to answer like you still have a tongue. Aayaiyah! Ahyaya. Holy cow. This movie is ridiculous and you guys make my Sunday. Cheers
If only someone would give the guy a pencil and paper to write out what he wants to say lol
when you've reached a certain status you only go by one name "huuuuuuuuur"
This movie had me in tears! This was hilarious!!
I’m happy someone finally sent you all this. When I heard there was a LOST wang want film I looked for it and was about to send it. It was only on shitty dual DVD from Walmart lol
25:49 was waiting for the crisco slide
The action star that makes Erin go all maternal, loved the intro song guys. 😂
The legend has finally returned to SBIG...and by that I don't mean Dave for once.
Also, instead of the term 'going straight for the jugular', 'going straight for the balls' applies to Weng Weng. Also, part of me wished that 'Jar Jar Philiipines' was in the movie more just to wind Jason up even more. xD
1:42 'Sifu'?😁😆😅🤣😂
Dave and Brian ARE...SBIG's 'WENGmen'...
4:35 Certified Tagalog spaghetti-western horn section; the Good, the Bad, and the Weng-Weng hanging, as featured here😅🤠
28:54 'Any last words?' 😏
This makes me so happy hahaha. Thanks folks!
honestly ive never been more happy in losing a vote! Weng Weng! omfg nailed it with the "karioki" Wang chung . i could end the vid right here and laugh for days. Dont tell me none of you noticed Dudes scepter dissapear at 5:11 . @6:26 i had to try to find a copy of this for myself!! Did he really, a Backpack over the shoulder! GOLD! The thing about the im guessing Deaf maybe deffinatly mute character., ive seen that actor before and he is probably really good, the voice over killed him.
Classic Erin in this 🙂 and Brian looks so much better with the extreme short hair! Fantastic episode, thanks peeps. Lee UK
There's a Santa Monica in the Philippines.
This is the only channel that I look forward watching to new videos from. Just hit the thumbs up right away because there is no video on this channel that I don't enjoy.
“AOOAGBFFGEEAYAH” In mute means “It’s tough out here for a mute pimp”
That dude is 5'8". He's a giant in the Philippines 😂
I have this movie of all time sitting on my shelf looks like I have an even better excuse to watch it.
We had fun watching this with you
Tongueless Teddy's dancing on my last nerve.
24:52 Weng Weng starts firing that gun that car is going to start going in reverse from the recoil.
Some observations: 1.)The "Weng Weng Slide" must become part of our lexicon. 2.) How easy must it be to learn your lines when your character can't talk. 3.) There must already be a movie called "Cowboys and Ninjas" and technically there is...sort of. It's called "Warrior's Way".
Here in Brazil, Wang Wang's movies are a little "famous" because a well-known comedy group has done comic redubs of these movies in the past.
Was one of them the no tongue guy?
@@kaykutcher2103 I don't remember if this movie was redubbed, I think was only the first and second, merged.
By the end, it starts to look like “war of the rejected village people”
"Everybody wang wang tonight." Instructions unclear, wang stuck in ceiling fan.