Summer of CHAOS! | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 70
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- Опубликовано: 30 май 2022
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Chrissy CHAOS is on his solo tip!! Ti TI Jerry is back!!!!! What a great 70 eps of chaos it has been. Ti Ti talks about going to the hospital. Ti Ti doesn't want to take her meds. Chris goes to a Dominican pool party and learns a lot. Latinos are all about love and connection. Ti Ti's sweetheart gets out of prison in 4 months. Should Ti Ti start an Only Fans? IG thots getting paid to go on vacation with gross guys. Science is in charge of society now. Some summer tips from Ti Ti! Chaos patreon flash mob is coming to NYC!!! Jazzy Method actually comes on the pod for the first time!!! Should Chris and Jazz get married? Chris talks about why he doesn't believe in marriage. What do we do with the mental health issue and the homeless? Rolling blackouts are coming all summer YASSSS! Chris talks Joe Rogan aftermath. How was it to be on the Joe Rogan Experience. We answer some patreon questions!!!! What US president would you wanna sleep with?
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Where can people send you (crisdcomedy) parcels?
Understandably, not your studio, because that's also your home; but you shouldn't be surprised if people want to send you gifts, as an out pouring if love is to be expected when you bring so much laughter and positivity to people's lives.
Ps. Prenuptial agreem 100%, or just go purely spiritual and do a medieval style handfasting, bro. No need for a marriage license if done by a 508c1A Church. The right one can marry without the laws of man.
Great job having trump host todays show . i honest thought it was you in a trump wig .
Chrissy had a show on Tru TV and has Pod with Sal Vulcano. Netflix bumped you up to a B- babe
Chrissy I would marry Vinny so fast wtf
Tampa Tony + Chrissy's Mom ≠ Chrissy + Vinny
How has he not been approached for a reality show with this craziness
Get on that pimpy
They had him on the truTV bartender show. Turner really screwed up, just move the show to NYC. It shouldn't have been that hard.
Get the patreon
Lmfao he has, and did, to hot to handle, the rest of the world isn't quite ready for the D's comedic genius
@@bobmarley3147 that's not at all what I meant
All bias aside, Chrissy Rogans was literally one of the top 5 rogans I've seen in years! Well done, cuzzy!
I swear I’m gonna miss all the real deal chaos when Chrissy moves to an actual studio. I’m sure the family may prefer him to move it out of chaos manor but all the interruptions set it apart from others and are mostly funny af. Loving this vintage chaos ep tho!!
pimp: "porn hub's a mess lately" LMAO he sounded stressed😭
Chris is the straight version of Tim Dillon
Straight? ohhh have I got a surprise for you babes
"Straight"
Tim Dillon is the straight version of chris
@@gooberguck7483 came here to say chris is the gay tim dillon🤣🤣
@@gooberguck7483 ☠️💀💀😂🤣😂
It made me so happy when you told us how long this podcast has been on. I feel like I’m part of this podcast 😂 this is the highlight of my week. I started with hey babe, the found history hyenas and then found this. You are a the absolute best babe. God bless
I am with this
For those of us that grew up in chaos, this show is a calming headspace experience 🤣🤣🤣
God bless you ChrisD for your playful approach to dire disaster 🙏
You and Jazz s chemistry is amazing on camera. YOu guys should really have your own reality show about your family. YOu should also have her on camera more often, while bantering back and forth.....Keep up the good work.. Happy for all your success
Your girl is such a weapon! Gorgeous, great personality and soo supportive of your work! And she is funny as hell too. You guys are a great couple!! ❤️👍
His wife you mean
@@Nyctrax …………… his girl. 34:41
She does seem really cool but the whole pressuring someone to get married "because it's what you do" is not healthy and it sounds like she just wants other people to respect her. Respect yourself and fuck the rest
Chrissy you ABSOLUTELY killed it on Rogan!!👍🏽👍🏽 You made it past the 3hr mark!!
I was made up for him when I seen it was past the 3 hour mark are baby girl is growing up 🫢🥲
Except he kept eye balling the camera lol 😂
It started to get hard to watch lol.. He was just setting up all his best podcast bits and knocking them down lol..
@@JayMac what’s wrong with that it’s the biggest podcast in the world why wouldn’t he use his best stuff ?
"Morality is a currency". Honestly never thought I'd hear something so profound from Chrissy D.
Dude, never thought I'd be on Vinny's side buuuuut I've always thought it's lame as fuck to be like "this is my girlfriend" you're a grown ass man
arbitrary labels mane
For real. Sometimes you gotta do it to make your girl happy
Foreal dude get married
So he should get married because of other peoples opinion’s on their relationship? And people wonder why the divorce rate is so high. So far their relationship has worked and let’s be honest it just got out of rocky water. They’re gonna need a lot more time before they can honestly say to each other they want to spend every seconds of their lives with each other. And it doesn’t matter how long it takes for them to get there. Better to wait and be happy ever after than to rush and look mad stupid.
@@tigerheart5087 I feel that
Bro u filled a comedy void I didn't even know I had. Much love fr
Chrissy!!!! New merch idea! All proceeds go to titi Jerry lol ‘ Xanity ‘ or something like that lmao. A playful way how she pronounces anxiety and Xanax that is taken for anxiousness.
Yea! Lol
Yasss let's do it babes in refrigerator magnet font and colors because they taught titi in prison dammit!
“Xanxiety”
Please make it happen someone
@@Heyimnick22 that’s it! That’s the spelling I was trying to get to!
Delilah do you want to go to Hershey Park? Well...you're really messing up right now. 😂
Chris KILLED on Rogan, taught Joe things about history he didn’t know
I felt like I’ve known jerry my whole life
😂
Chris looks hung over as fuck ahahaha, like he just woke up where he passed out the night before and went rite into the podcast 😅
The fit of that shirt is not helping
after poppin an edible just before it began
more ladies of chaos pls🙏🏽🙏🏽
We need jazz on the pod more
TITI always leveling up the show, i hope Chris tells her how much we like her, he/she is such a character. And just unfiltered, makes for a GREAT duo between these 2.
And why you still havent gotten a CLIP ON Mic for Titi 15 months in makes zero sense, but thats a part of the chaos😅
Love the bangs. You did great on Rogan, made him laugh from beginning to end...was a great ep! 🤙
Chrissy im proud of you!! I’ve been supporting for a long time and its awesome to see you grow 💯
Titi is really the light we all need right now ❤️
"Trans people are my friends" - song of the summer ☀️
YASSSS!
pin it 📌😎
Chrissy is definately atleast a B- Celeb, A+ Comedian
Titi Jerry has been dosing Chrissy with her estrogens, change my mind. Great ep
“Am I Coco?! I’m in Coco right now!”
-Chrissy Cannabis
🤣
you know you're a great rogan guest when you go more than 3 hours
Don't stress about it Chrissy, you did great and we all love ya
God damn it chrissy you are GLOWING with that hair keep the flows please and thanks
Titi Jerry is the GOATS of GOATS! If y’all ever come to San Diego me and my boys will buy u guys beers
Chrissy!!! C+ celebrity, but an A+ to all of us babe!!! Honestly this pod doesn’t miss. Only a few podcast that I get amped when it drops. Congrats on how Rogan brother you deserve it.
Chris the the only reason I'm glad my suicide attempt failed. I get bad anxiety. You crack me up and inspire me.
I don’t know who you are but I’m glad it failed aswell . We’re only here for a minute anyway , keep strong dude 🤘🏻
Love you Chrissy! You and your family crack me up and make me smile. Looking forward to seeing you continue on the path your on. God bless brotha
You did a great job with Rogan! Very proud of you, Brother! I would watch a 7 hour podcast of you and Joe doing mushrooms
It’s coiffed, voluminous and fab. It’s Chris’s hair. Let me know if you need a model when you release your new line of wigs. Víva half edibles. Mucho amor.
Bruh, within the first 5 minutes of Rogan, Chrissy, you were killing. All that nervousness for nothing. You did great, babes!
YAY CHAOS TIME
Youre an A Lister in my book Chrissy love you and TT and your beautiful fam!!!
So great to see your lady on the pod! Funny 😄
These people make my week. 😍
Can’t wait to watch after work! It’s my birthday and I’m wearing my anxiety Tuesday shirt 🥳🥰
Happy birthday
@@gangstaflamingo thank you!!
Right before he said it, I audibles " the edibles just kicked in.." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Put a ring on it Chris!! 🍾🤵🏼👰🏻💍
Omg can't wait for Chrissy the cookie x Titi Jerry x Joey camasta x Trish!! Dream collab!
Freaking love you guys so much!! You and Jazz are the best!!! I live in Savannah I hope I get to see you guys this weekend!!
Loved this episode!
Signed up! I’ll fly from Vancouver for a Chrissy Block Party 🎉
As a child of divorcees, I understand that fear. However you've changed that outlook on your family and while kids may not listen all the time, they are keen observers on what makes them feel safe and loved. I also feel if the same goals have been discussed, same outcomes and outlooks and understanding of things can and will change to adapt to the relationship, environment, situation and/or life, marriage is an honor to be apart of.
love me some chris, jazzy, & jerry ♥️♥️
& the baby girls!!!!
first I've heard of the Ladies of Chaos podcast.. I'll be checking it out after this💯
“We are married by the laws of nature” lmaooo
Marriage is whatever you and your partner make it - it’s actually super important for medical/legal stuff to be able to advocate for each other if God forbid anything happens. I know it’s different for everyone & it’s not for everyone (definitely not meant to be taken lightly) but I’m so happy I got married 💛 best decision ever. It’s like anything else, you get back what you put into it. Just my dos centavos 😉
Marriage is always great for women!
@@nate2629 lmaooooo
@@nate2629 idiotic comment. decades of recearch back up that married women die earlier and married men die later while single men DIE EARLY and single women live longer. DIE MAD. and alone.
:)
@W i think marriage can be a great thing IF both people want it which is what i eluded to in my original comment. I also said in my original comment that it’s not for everyone. I think it’s a little unrealistic to say that if you get married you’ll lose everything ??? Sure, some do. But i personally know many couples who are happily married and haven’t lost everything. Marriage is a choice and it works for some, and doesn’t work for others. That’s why i said in my original comment that it was just my two cents.
Catching up on eps and neva disappointed. Needed these laughs
You killed it on Rogan the whole episode was great
GET MARRIED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Yay 👏🏼 just the familia ✨🥰
Thank gd for chrissy chaos and bad friends on Monday’s 🤤
Literally just signed up to the Patreon, I want to learn salsa from titi jerry please!
Chrissy’s going through his curly hair phase
I'm on the DL too
I can't I'm going to Georgia this weekend
🤣🤣🤣!!!
Wife up Bronx Vin already
You're the man chrissy!
picking out my outfit for the block party 💃🏻!!!
Yass Vinny !!!! don’t back down ! 🏌🏻♀️
Hey! Braveheart was not in a skirt it's a Kilt, it's called that because the first English guy that called it a skirt got kilt.
Chrissy is no where near B or C list celebrity status,he'll always F.O.G. level
Seconded! Ahaa
Just commenting for the algorithm. Love your work Chrissy
The smile after “is she hot” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
C WASSUP WITH the HAIR PAPA!!! Btw I was with you at the NO hitter Yankee game I was a sophomore in HS. ❤️
I'm coming out for the PVD set, and I CANT FN WAIT BABE!!!
Chrissy chuckles is and will always be A+. End of story
Solo chaos! You were great on Rogan my dude
Good job on Roggies pod, made him laugh. Cant wait for more choas.
YAAAAASSSS 4 MENTAL HEALTH
That Rogan appearance was great, Joe got to kick back and take in the CHAOS
I would definitely fly out from San Jose Cali to hit a Chrissy block party!!
You better lock that down, Chrissy! 🔐
Vinny is 🔥🔥🔥. So excited to see her on the pod!!
Also you did great on Rogan!!! It was so good!
CHRISSY as much as I love being on your side, vinni may have you here you gotta put a ring on ya shawtyyyy much love from your rican
Also chrissy don’t slow down the joke when you’re rolling it keeps me laughing endlessly !!!❤️
Vintage Chrissy is the Bestttt!!!!
Homeless Pimp caused an actual Butterfly Crime Scene! 🎵 💕 🦋
Chris absolutely could not cheat on Vinny "Where were you" cuz cracked in 1 second
Chaos is A+
Chrissy is whipped mama. He aint going nowhere. You were with him at the bottom and you will be with him at the top. He has the hugest heart ive ever seen in a comedian or anyone on tv. He won't ever leave hes loyal. Everyone sees that.
Chris you then next generation of comedy appreciate you babe
Chrissy listen up... lol I am in same boat as you 2 kids with a woman and unmarried. 1 boy 10 years old 1 girl 5 years old. We never talk about marriage between us 2 we just do what we do we also own a house together , have pets , cars, joint bank account. That's how we roll. The only person that brings up marriage is our parents..... lol but in your case she is bringing it up . And seems to mean alot to her so with that u gotta get married man if it means that much to her it should mean alot to you also. So I vote u get married man. U can have a shotgun wedding with your new gun! Pew pew pew 🔫 🔫 🔫
this a good one. thanks folks.
Chrissy put a ring on it!!!! Duh 🙄 💯🥰❣️❣️❣️
STATEN ISLAND'S FUTURE LOOKS FUN WITH CHRISSY LUNCH LADY HIPS HERE
Wepa Titi Jerry with the Boricua skirt! Wepa la Bori!!!
Chris you honestly should put a ring on it!
I’m in Coco right now!! 🤣🤣🤣
i'm in training to be a marriage and family therapist and i love that you talk about mental health! and the bit about marriage. even as an mft, i'm scared of marriage lol. you just have to change your habits and dont repeat the same patterns of behavior your parents or family had
I'm canadian and have traveled around the states quite a bit... Columbus oh is my favorite city I've been in the country. Definitely underrated
Love you Chrissy! Listened on audio but stopping by for additional support
Yassssss we love titi jerryyyyyy
You can tell those edibles kicked in lmaoooo