Everyone Needs to SHUT UP! | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 46
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Chrissy Chaos is joined by surprise guest RONA19!!!! CVID IN THE BUILDING BABES!!! We recorded this open air special out in the chaos gym aka the garage. The covid madness is back in full swing and Chris is feeling FAT FAT FAT! Will the mafia come for Chris? LETS HOPE! The chaos household is quarantined and Chris is LOSING IT! People need to get over rona and just be alive. Freedom is an illusion. We own nothing. Chris is ready to lose an arm over his weight loss issues. Our food delivery guy hops on the podcast and teaches us about the reality of living in China. Having too many options makes your life way harder. Elon Musk is Time person of the year. What are your best dieting tips? Is working out naked weird? What's really going on with the news?
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Delilah go inside I’m talking to the enemy lol
A 🌟 is born & mark my words academy, Emmy awards if u name it you'll be getting it
@@striker2422 so fast I don’t think Jeff/Jack even heard it
Love you babe!!
Northeast PA needs ya!!
"Delilah, go inside I'm talking to the enemy" HOLY SHIT CHRIS! 😂😂😂😂
@Taylor Taylor
#metoo
That god someone else caught that 😂😂😂
So many Chinese bots on Chrissy's comment section
YOOO PA, CLIP IT!!! 🤣😭
Yoo haha this had me dying hard hope this guy don’t go missing now lol
I LOVE THAT WE CAN SEE PIMPY!!!!!!!!
LOVE YA BABE!
ME TOO😭
Yea the mirror layout be dope for an actual studio room.
@@homelesspimp Looking nice and lean brother. Keep it up 🤙🏻 Needed to hear it this morning.
With his mask and sunglasses!!
The jokes that this guy just throws away. “Delilah, go inside I’m talking to the enemy” fucking killed me.
It’s insane
Right!!! I nearly crashed the car
15:53
i died when he said that real quick lmao
Broooooo I’m crying
Bringing a delivery driver on the pod is the most Chrissy Chaos thing to do.
rick glassman had 1 first lol
Go inside! I'm talking to the enemy!
Cold ones
It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death" is pneumonia, aka "flu". So as people are released from the solitary confinement of their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, flu, colds, general sickness. You can also see the light sensitivity, appendicitis in some, numerous tooth problems and gum swelling, laryngitis, etc. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus.
Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't “catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what causes ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal.
So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and the corrupt governments will call it a different “scary” word, a different Boogey Man coming to get you.....repeat the same mistakes that never worked from the beginning, re-institute the same restrictions that only made people more traumatized, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law, a removal of all your rights, and you let it happen. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. Welcome to the United States of China.
“Delila, go inside, I’m talking to the enemy” omg lmfaooo
LMFAO. That one got me
If pimp would’ve said one more question one more question then asked the delivery guy about ghosts I would’ve lost my shit lmao
Lmao I thought that was going to be his last question fr fr 😂😂
Fuck I should have!!!🤣🤣
“Delilah go inside I’m talkin’ to the enemy” 😂😂 that one went under the radar Chrissy !!! 😂😂
Bro I died, Jeff never caught that
Jeff is under the radar
Jeff doesn’t care about the fame. Only his deliveries. Good man right there
Jack Jeff is an inspiration to us all.
"Delilah close the door i'm talking to the enemy" LMFAO
Oh my God haha!!
"Delilah,go inside,I'm talking to The Enemy." 🤣🤣🤣
Imagine delivering food and some QAnon guy pulls you into his podcast 😭😂
Pimps laugh is like Nadavs, it's so hilarious and I laugh even more at what chrissy says when I hear it
Two of the best laughs to ever exist
No living creature laughs like Nadav....that dude has one volume-setting: MAXIMUM
You mean Patty O'Callahan?
Hi Mommy
Let's get patty o'callaghan on the pod for pimpy special
“Delila go inside I’m talking to the enemy!” I got written up at work for laughing so loud 😂🥲
"Delilah get back inside im talking to the enemy" lmfao
Go inside I’m talking to the enemy”” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Damn..how many times now has Chris been hella exposed to covid and still hasn't got it?
Miracle child
my wife is a steel fortress too. also a tank with the alcohol. hello
@@babyfactory587 yo is your wife single
He's a carrier.
@@dominickdeflippo9760 she used to be yeah
I’ve been exposed directly 6 times that I know of and somehow I’ve never had it’s a crazy thing
Bro the shit Chris was saying to the chinese dude was so outta pocket!! I couldn't stop laughing hahahaha
the suicide rates are far far far higher in China. There’s nets on the side of buildings dog 😂
SHOUT OUT CHINA LOL WHAT A BANGER OF AN EP!!!
lol if you want to see social programming breakdown looks like ask a chinese man what the scariest part of living in China live on a podcast
the suicide rates are far far far higher in China. There’s nets on the side of buildings dog 😂
Delila go inside I’m talking to the enemy. Shit made me cry 😂
WELL WISHES TO THE FAM! Pimp should do journalism, I love his curiosity of learning about other people and their lives, you could tell he was generally interested in learning a different perspective from that guy. Go pimp!
Thanks babe!! I love to learn!!
@@chrisdcomedy yoo give my vid a quickie ‘everybody plays the fool || exposing the nwo’
@@chrisdcomedy ruclips.net/video/J2y4crk4TPo/видео.html
RIP Jack the delivery guy. I love how Chrissy literally admits to covid being all up IN that garage babe YASSSSS!!!!
They just skipped over the part he goes “Delilah go inside I’m talking to the enemy”😂😂
Would love some “Go inside I’m talking to the enemy” merch 😂
Hilariously timed door dash sponsor segment. "NOBODY NEEDS TO EAT - listen everybody loves to eat, door dash..."
I have been Chrissy Depression this past year. I feel grim and hopeless about the future of myself, the country, and the world as a whole. I fall into terrible thoughts of “What is the actual fucking point”… but this episode reach me in the most sincere way. Just make it fucking happen, that’s all you can do, that’s all I have control over. Good talk boys.
“Delilah go inside. I’m talking to the enemy.” I swear to fucking God 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
10 minutes in and I feel like Chris and I are in a heated argument and I don’t know what I did 😳
Homeless pimp nodding while Chris goes on his motivational tangents is such a pure dynamic.
Thank you for speaking the truth and being a real human being. You’re doing so much just by talking about all of this on your platform and helping people laugh through it. Seriously, doing great stuff!
pimp is genuinely incredibly talented at understanding heavy accents. very unique but useful skill
Thank babe I’ll take that 💜🤣🙏
Petition for a weekly Pimp fit check, we need to see it every week from now on
🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️💅💅💅
Chris : "I hate the back of my head."
*Talks for an hour in front of 10s of thousands of people with a mirror behind him*
“Delilah go inside I’m talking to the enemy” I spit out my fucking water!!
“Delilah go inside, I’m talk to the enemy!” 🤣🤣😂 Oh man, I almost pissed my pants.
How free you are here is positively indescribable to someone in China and a hundred other countries
“Delilah get inside I’m talking to the enemy” 🤣☠️
Pimp said one more question to the delivery guy and I thought he was gonna ask about ghosts
Lmfsoooooo
This week's Chaos is an hour long Anxiety Tuesday bit 😂
Exactly and I loved every second
I wish I could play the first 7 minutes of this podcast every time some talks to me about covid. Thank you, Chris DeStefano, thank you!
American is like a big Cheesecake Factory- Chrissy D. It’s almost poetic how true that statement is
"Delilah! Go inside, I'm talking to the enemy..." Literally almost swerved off the road laughing!😭 If there's any way to go, it's in the Chaos right?! All jokes aside, Pimpy on point with the questions for my guy and Chris killing it on the on the fly interview!🙌🏾 hold it down babes!
"Delilah go up stairs honey I'm talking to the enemy" 15:57 😂😂😂😂
It was good hearing from "Jeff" now we know China is a safe prace
Gonna be Chrissy Cancelled once the woke crowd gets ahold of the Chinese delivery clips. This is CHAOS babe
Chris: you can cut my arm off
Also Chris: foods here
"Delilah, go inside I'm talking to the enemy." 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
I usually never comment, but Pimpy was really spittin facts this episode about body acceptance! It took me years to accept that ya girl a little thiccer then most, and I’m accepting that I won’t be a skinny legend without hard harddd work. Loved this ep, keep being in the FOG Chrissy🤝❤️🔥
Love ya babe!!! Enjoy all the minutes of your life
COVID, DELIVERY GUYS ON THE PODCAST, MY LIFE IS JUST CHAOS!
Pimpy with the great questions!!
"Deliah go inside I'm talking to the enemy"!!! It flew over his head.
Getting the DoorDash guy on here is absolutely wild lol
Lol let's go Brandon! Hi Pimp...love that you were visible to us!
Hahahahahaha " Delilah go inside I'm talking to the enemy" dead ☠️
"DELILAH CLOSE THE DOOR WE'RE TALKING TO THE ENEMY!' Un-fuckin-real lmao !
“Go inside I’m talking to the enemy” 😂
"Delilah go inside im talking to the enemy" lmfaoooo I lost it. In all seriousness tho most definitely a spy 🕵️♂️
"go inside...im talking to the enemy" lmao
pimpy just nodding continuously while chris is talking.
Lmao he was making sense to me!!!
Only Chris to interview the Chinese delivery person 😂😂😂
15:55 “ Delilah go inside” that was so natural
I wonder if Chris did the ad reads right as pimp got there, or as pimp was trying to leave
Usually sleep there but ya know Covid 🤣😂😅
LOL “Delilah go inside I’m talking to the enemy”
A perfectly timed Door Dash ad in the middle of a "we don't need to eat" rant 🤣🤣
The delivery driver coming in had me dying. Chrissy really is chaotic and I fookin love it.!!
Bruh when you yelled at da babi "go inside I'm talking to the enemy!" Everyone missed it and I was fucking rooooollllliiinnngg
“Delilah go inside I’m talking to the enemy” 😭
“I’m talking to the enemy”😂😂😂😂 im fucking dead
Delilah go inside..talking to the enemy 😂
Pimp just nodding along in the background is incredible
I workout naked in here
On the chair you’re sitting on
Hahaha that interview with the delivery guy was absolutely chaotic and I’m all about it. Shout out to Jeff the Chinese Consultant
delilah go inside i’m talking to the enemy. AHAHAHAHAHAH
Chrissy you are phenomenal, per usual. But this was by far my favorite episode all because I can see the Pimp💞
I love watching him. He’s easy to warm up to. His energy is so genuine. He’s still a kid at heart and I love his body language. He gives out very transparent energy 😁
At 16:53 ... Chrissy was definitely about to bow to Jack and Jeff
'Delilah go outside I'm talking to the enemy' 😂😂
Don't you wanna have some fun while you rot? - Chrissy, 2021👏🏻
15:55 “Delilah go inside I’m talking to the enemy”
i can't believe pimp still does his best work in the midst of all this CHAOS!! what a trooper
"You don't sound very American right now"... "DO YOU KNOW THE GAME FUCK, MARRY, KILL??" lmao gotta love Chrissy
Bet the Chinese guy felt like he had to say good things about China because of his relatives living there. Or even for the fact he could be held accountable when he would return.
@@MrAwEsOmE145770 I didn't say anything about suicide rates.
Fuck I meant this for a different comment 😂
Omg when he said “go inside I’m talking to the enemy!” I cried laughing hahahahahahaha
Delilah go inside I’m talking to the enemy 🤣🤣🤣
Chrissy i died with that enemy joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thumbnail alone this is gonna be a banger lol can't wait to hear Chrissy go WILD
If Jeff isn’t there I’m not watching!!!! “Delilah go inside I’m talking to the enemy”
Damn...soooooo....Cinnabon this weekend in West Palm?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“ have some fun while you rot “ new march idea
You gonna get that delivery man’s family kidnapped out there. 😝
Delilah go inside I'm talking to the enemy! 🤣🤣💀
Here we go ..buckle up kids
LOL talking to the enemy killed me
The back of Chrissy's head AND HomelessPimp sitting in the corner? There's some freaks *burnin* through hand lotion and latent feelings this afternoon.
🤣🤣🔥🔥💅💅💅
God damn, I got goosebumps when Guns, Germs, and Steel Pipe Chrissy came out to play
Delilah, go inside. I'm talking to the enemy 🤣😂🤣😂
The way we can see pimpy using a mirror is actually pretty fucking cool. I ship it. Chrissy chaos!!!
just profound words .. just live your life and have fun ... seriously ALL we need to be doing right now ! much love babes!
Pimpy should’ve ask Jeff if he believed in ghost!!! C’mon homeless!!! Lol 😂
THE DELIVERY DRIVER 😂😂😂 CHRISSY CHAOS BABY!
OMFG "go inside im talking to the enemy" wtf so funny